Space Marines Sassed by Tech-Priest - Warhammer 40,000 Space Marine 2

[@AFGuidesHD]

"Assessment Equals Inordinate Ignorance" 🤣

[@nguyennguyenpeacetheworld]

Very logic and funny😂.

[@marcurobert4699]

In our language "fuck off"

[@wiilov]

"I know what you said. And I say you're an idiot"- Rough Translation.

[@DeadMeat991]

Said the literal ignoramus that thinks technology works by singing prayers and throwing ''sacred'' oils at it.

[@luked8873]

Praise the Omnissiah

[@gespenjaeger2370]

In Darktide we get Sassed by Mommy Hadron but in space Marine getting insulted by a deranged Granpa with typewriter for legs.

[@AFGuidesHD]

sassy tech priests are now a trope of W40K and that's a good thing

[@tvwonder7032]

I blame the void dragon for all this sassy behavior

[@macrussell78]

Emperor praise mommy Hadron.

[@TAZEROXFORD]

Porn addict calling any female figure “mommy”

[@Toneill029]

@@AFGuidesHDthere is sassy and then there is assholery.

[@arklaw8306]

Titus: "You're being rude." Nozick: "***Error --- damn not found.***"

[@fanofwar40k]

I see you remember Scaevola's iconic line from Mechanicus. Huzzah, a gamer of quality!

[@Azorees-oj5zr]

There’s a tech priest from the Inquisitor Martyr game who after being told his actions may have killed thousands just says something like “attempting to engage empathy matrix, attempt failed”.

[@edsonsantos9081]

​@@Azorees-oj5zrIf I'm not mistaken, he says this when he is confronted about the Uther Tarot.

[@sebastiangiovannella7778]

Just wanted to let you know that currently you have 666 likes

[@DarthSateus]

"GET THE HELL OFF ME, I NEED TO TELL HIM I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE"

[@TheGosgosh]

„I had more pleasant conversations with Orks“ *looks at SM1* yea, I get you, Titus

[@ZaiKerizm]

I ain’t finished wit ya Space marine But I’m finished with you, Ork

[@ibracky9897]

*GET OFF MY SHIP, SPACE MARINE!!!*

[@edgieststalker8141]

"HOLY SHIT IT'S SPACE SHREK" "GET OUT OF MY SWAMP SPEICE MARINE!"

[@unknownbenefactor8029]

Oi!!! Space Marines!!!

[@Father_Wendigo]

"Ork." " 'Umie." You can't deny that it sounds more pleasant than being talked down to by a battery powered blender that's copulating with a skip-prone CD player.

[@ForTheOmnissiah]

"Power outage detected. Exit door inoperative. Solution: restore power." "Genius!"

[@AFGuidesHD]

if the power is out, why don't you try turning it on ? honestly, these flesh beings are so low intelligence sometimes.

[@The_Penguin_8964]

Even the characters in game can't stand with him😂😂😂

[@renansilva3879]

​​@@The_Penguin_8964 Oh, that's Hadron from Darktide 😅 It too took me a while to notice it's a woman.

[@AnimeShinigami13]

Legion in Mass Effect spoke better english. XD

[@gimmeyourrights8292]

Titus: I've had more pleasant conversations with Orks. Nozick:

[@warsmith246]

Even the Salamanders dont burn folks THAT hard 😆

[@doctorquantum9172]

best reply by Titus .... and yet you surpassed it

[@samseward1374]

Ignorance is preferable when you’re the alternative, Nozick.

[@DeadMeat991]

@@gimmeyourrights8292 Funnily enough, Orks have a better understanding of technology than the average tech priest.

[@urmomgay0166]

@@DeadMeat991that is just straight up untrue

[@windunursetyadi]

I like how in 40k individuals from differing Imperium factions interacting either being like the best cousins that seldom met or just plain being buttholes toward one another

[@DarkCatfish]

The Imperium is a rotting bloated carcass of an organization. It's at war with itself as frequently as it is with external threats.

[@mishaalkisan1688]

So a typical large family then?

[@Stray940]

If you're interested I'd see if you can get hold of a pdf of the old Siege of Vraks books, the situation gradually gets worse and worse because the different adeptas and Ordos in the Imperium are squabbling over who's job it is to lead the campaign and trying to shift the blame when things go wrong.

[@ryzziktrognesou1]

@@Stray940 That would be so cool ! Do you still have a (non-dangerous, non-infectious) fonctionnal link somewhere?

[@waywardstoner9416]

"I engage in pure analysis" is Martian for "I'm only speaking facts"

[@theycallmechiefpiggum]

"Assessment: Bread has reached optimal thermal capacity. Conclusion: Toast is ready."

[@Funkpocalypse]

Hypothesis: Warm Toast with 1 tbsp of butter melted ontop will be delicious *aggravated breathing sounds between violent crunches of toast* Conclusion: DELICIOUS

[@Xelatheshep]

The magos is the very essence of martian priesthood, and by that I mean a bunch of grumpy old folks complaining about everyone else being slow or not to their standards.

[@sebastiangiovannella7778]

Maybe he should try do the space marine work himself and see how sassy and grumpy he still is.

[@LordVader1094]

@@sebastiangiovannella7778 If he had some Skitarii available, he could in fact get the same thing done.

[@sebastiangiovannella7778]

@@LordVader1094 what’s a skitarii?

[@lemmingrad]

⁠@@sebastiangiovannella7778basically the cybernetic soldiers and warriors of the Adeptus Mechanicus.

[@sebastiangiovannella7778]

@@lemmingrad thanks

[@mnk9073]

Each and every toaster fondler is always just one sassy line away from being branded a heretec.

[@edgieststalker8141]

Toaster molestor will now be my favorite insult towards the Mechanicus

[@jamesbrice3267]

I was thinking of how close they were to being pure Necrons.

[@the_furry_inside_your_walls639]

Those toaster molestors are the ones keeping the Space Marines alive with all of the tech they provide, so good luck convincing an Inquisitor to do anything about it.

[@anquiladremon]

@@the_furry_inside_your_walls639 is actualy a easy task to do convice a inqusistor of a arch magus is a heretec of somekind without prove the problem is unless the inquisitor has a spacemarine chaper at his disposition he has not chance to reach that magos let alone killhim u can declare a arch magos heretec at any give time that is not the problem the problem is from wich forge world is this archmagos u dare to declare heretec because the forge worlds ryza and metalica have their own titan legions to deal with very foolish inquisitors and if this particulary magos is involve in the recovery of a stc thinks are gona get bloody readl quick for the inquisitor and the idiot who try frame the magos

[@anquiladremon]

in adition the forge worlds from mars and ultramar are know to have little to none tolerance when inquistor are involve specialy if there is a "missing " stc or if the cach said inquisitor with a lost relic of the mecanicum they reach the point they need to declare magus and arch magus inquisitors to gain access to some forge worlds data

[@neofulcrum5013]

Nozick: *gets skewered by chaos forces* Oh dear, how sad. Nevermind.

[@AFGuidesHD]

😂

[@skipperg4436]

Sorrow=0 (c) Scaevola

[@Zer0Tr1gger]

Oh no! Anyway...

[@The_Penguin_8964]

​@@skipperg4436 +++laugher, so mean yet so funny (laughing face)

[@Arkaeus04]

Oh no, anyway

[@dannyboi5887]

I love how robotic his speech pattern and vocabulary is despite his voice still sounding mostly organic.

[@spandanganguli6903]

He probably didn't even remember how to use his voice box the day he landed on the planet, and has been using a script he cobbled together in minutes to convert binary into speech.

[@magicalmagicmagician5223]

Fun fact, tech priests like Nozick communicate with each other not actually by talking but with their own language of lingua technis, which is the bursting of binary codes And since senior tech priests rarely interact with regular people, only interacting with other tech priests who can understand the language faster, speaking normally is like a second language to them, that's why Nozick in his dialogue sometimes has weird bursts of machine sounds, he's mixing lingua technis with low gothic, like how someone who can speak multiple languages would mix up their speech sometimes The reason why his apprentice doesn't do this is because he is still a relatively new initiate, and haven't had the augmetics installed to properly speak it

[@gameslacker2711]

Nozick: Insults? I'm just spittin' straight facts my brother!

[@djcuevas1057]

I love how tech priests are so sassy these days

[@ZaiKerizm]

Maybe Belisarius Cawl, A current head of tech priest of Mars updated Personality on Each Tech priest ??😂😂😂😂

[@The_Penguin_8964]

​@@ZaiKerizm After all these years, tech-priests in Mars are not really get used to the real battlefield🤦🏻‍♂️

[@BlackEpyon]

I keep expecting Binaric to sound like a 56K modem.

[@emmanuelcalla4899]

Please understand this is an Archmagos. They, as many PhD holders, are prideful and inconsiderate of their lower ranked colleagues. There are some exceptions line Arch Magos Dominis Faustinius from the game "Mechanicus" who, willingly, kept his emotional part of the brain active to others concerns and sugesstions or opinions keeping up a filter for negative emotions and negative commentaries. He, as an Archmagos, cared for his troops, disregarded others personal objectives and was centered on his directives not favoring one over the others. Many Archmagos didn't like him cause he gave helping hands to younger Magos on their projects and researchs instead of prioritizing his own path to Machinehood.

[@leeseaz]

Why is this archmagos soo poor?

[@stormtempterf8058]

Faustinius didn't need to prioritize machinehood, for he is already saved, Omnissiah protects!

[@Scoot-te7eq]

"Disappointingly slow progress for an Astartes." 🤣🤣🤣 This line had me crying 😂😂😂

[@AFGuidesHD]

big emphasis on the SLOOWW 🤣

[@alexlewis5365]

I can't wait to the speedrun happen and still see this line played

[@SirGrimLockSmithVIII]

"I have had more pleasant conversations with Orks." Awwww Titus kinda liked Grimskull after all.

[@eurobeat_enjoyer]

Why everybody saying Titus when it was Charion who said that 😂 srsly people, cannot you hear nor read?

[@SirGrimLockSmithVIII]

@@eurobeat_enjoyer (Darn Charion's voice sounds similar to Titus if you're not paying attention 🥲)

[@the_furry_inside_your_walls639]

Remember, Hadron from Darktide is one of the nicer, more human-like Tech Priests... Nozick is pretty much what most of them are like.

[@konstantin3374]

At least he is still capable of human interaction.

[@daefaron]

Kayex has improved his standing with Rolling Steel. He may call us pre-servitors, but he's completely behind our abilities.

[@mr.g1672]

"Spare me the insults" *Error: Fucks to give not found*

[@davidfrancisco3502]

Beyond human capacity to give a shit.

[@PyranoTheDev]

*Error: damn not found*

[@GHE1ST]

i love how tech priests are like disgruntled wizards

[@richardtaillon1616]

A magos without sass is like a toaster that can't fit bagels

[@DeadMeat991]

Tech priests are toasters. Just less helpful.

[@liamrodriguez6269]

He was able to understand Necron technology and apparently even replicate it. No wonder he was so confident. Hopefully another adherent will be able to continue their work after the events of the game.

[@CrashB111]

Honestly our boy was just doing Cawl's work. I know Cawl and the greater Mechanicus, has been running around trying to reverse engineer or repair Necron Pylons to close the Great Rift post-Cadia.

[@liamrodriguez6269]

@@CrashB111 I'm excited because it confirms a theory I made when I was researching lore on the DAOT and the Warp. Necron tech relies on a positively charged alternate dimension which is like the Warp but opposite. Positronic brains go back to Asimov & 40k takes inspiration from many sources including classic Sci-FI. That explains why Necron bodies are resistant to the Warp and why machines are more vulnerable than ordinary matter. This dimension is more stable than the Warp because most living things don't interact with it and that's why beings connected to it are invisible to psykers.

[@Mailiw-z0]

I like how in the W40K even the 'good' guys can look totally creepy/monstrous.

[@Cocytus127]

That last quote from the tech priest makes sense. For them to speak "like an organic" compared to how they speak amongst themselves in Lingua-technis or binary would be like you or I trying to communicate with a dog by getting down on all fours and sniffing his ass.

[@kanseidorifto2430]

...I am now disgusted in both literal and metaphorical terms regarding the weakness of my flesh. Your description is very much revolting, I rather take to the idea of learning the sacred language of binary

[@eurobeat_enjoyer]

Not really best comparison, since we are not dogs and it's not natural for us to communicate as dogs and we never did so. But he is human and speaking was natural for him before became the tech priest. They simply just hate they are still partially a fleshy human and cannot go full toaster

[@GhostEye31]

"Assessment equals inordinate ignorance." Might be my favorite line.

[@Fishpasta4]

The physical embodiment of 'destroyed by facts and logic'.

[@Scaevola9449]

finally a lore accurate magos outside of mechanicus

[@Kaizen747]

"Insults? I engage in pure analysis" Already love this guy 😂😂

[@magicalmagicmagician5223]

Fun fact, tech priests like Nozick communicate with each other not actually by talking but with their own language of lingua technis, which is the bursting of binary codes And since senior tech priests rarely interact with regular people, only interacting with other tech priests who can understand the language faster, speaking normally is like a second language to them, that's why Nozick in his dialogue sometimes has weird bursts of machine sounds, he's mixing lingua technis with low gothic, like how someone who can speak multiple languages would mix up their speech sometimes The reason why his apprentice doesn't do this is because he is still a relatively new initiate, and haven't had the augmetics installed to properly speak it

[@LordCubbo]

you missed the one where he censors himself over vox, XD it is the best line

[@AFGuidesHD]

"the entrance is inoperative" "by the [squawk] stand by" I didn't think it was that funny at the time but in hindsight I probs should have included it as its only a 3 second clip lol

[@LordCubbo]

@@AFGuidesHD to have a magos cuss you out is the highlight of any non-mechanicus day. as you have effectively pissed them off to the point beyond their logical thinking.

[@Tyruun]

Another good one is when he says how glad he is to no longer need to speak in his flesh voice

[@AFGuidesHD]

@@Tyruun 2:06

[@Tyruun]

@@AFGuidesHD oh sorry I thought I watched it to the end :-/

[@smnoy23]

Sarkaana looking at Titus like “thank the Emperor, this jerk is your problem now”

[@skipperg4436]

Data, data, data... I require it!

[@DarkCatfish]

Unleash the power of the servo skull!

[@BlackPsionic]

Oh hey, I have that Tech Priest model!

[@Bergen98]

So Adeptus are what happens when an IT-guy from 4Chan becomes combined with his computers

[@kaluahmon]

I love the implications that the Megos is cussing the the entire time.

[@WoobooRidesAgain]

You missed my personal favorite: TITUS: Archmagos, the entrance is in inoperative. NOZICK: By the-- *BWOOOP* . Gragh, stand by...

[@Ghostx357]

seriusly haldron was really nice for a techpriest

[@mrthomas2847]

for dose of you who don't know you do not want to get on the bad side of a tech priest and specially not one of the rank of Magos, they may look weak but they can kill space marines without a problem, even terminators in a melee in a 1v1

[@LAV-III]

Not to mention they’re the ones supplying all your war gear

[@waywardstoner9416]

​@@LAV-IIIand they keep some of their best toys to themselves

[@alexanderschluter7292]

how?????

[@grimms8783]

@@alexanderschluter7292 Most of the rank of Magos have an entire small arsenal built into their body and augmetics comparable and even surpassing the strength of your typical astartes. Despite looking like frail old men, many of them could likely rip a space marine's heart out through their chestplate if they were unfortunate to get close enough. This isn't mentioning how a lot of them have not just one but multiple different shielding devices all on at the same time. The only way something could kill a Magos is either through vastly stronger fire-power, numbers, or surprise. Or a small degree of the mix of all three of those. But if any attempt lacked any of the mentioned (without having another in abundance), it'd be like trying to knock a house down with a rubber mallet.

[@mrthomas2847]

​@@alexanderschluter7292 well take the Nozick he holds a Volkite Blaster (the range weapon with blue coils) that thing makes space marine armor feels like papier, and that's a blaster something mostly only Magos Dominus carry (a tech priest with Heavily trained in the art of war), that weird looking half gear axe is called Omnissian Axe (power weapon create a matter disrupting field. That field allows it to cut through armor with ease) the servo-skull that's attached to him, can act as a combat assist, meaning he got a aimbot protecting him if needed. most of his body is mechanic it looks weak but they are extremely strong, even that smaller claw in front of him can kill. another cool thing, they find humans to be slow even space marines, they don't speak with flesh voice cords, only when talking to imperium members that are not part of the Adeptus Mechanicus, for them needing to speak with human voice is like how the hobbits in lord of the rings felt when the ents (the large tree people) used hours just to say hello, they find it extremely time wasteful.

[@xdeser2949]

somebody on twitter pointed out that this cutscene has the same cadence and rhythm of a GTA cutscene and I literally cannot unsee it now

[@isekaiexpress9450]

Nozick: "Solution: restore power" Titus: "Have you completed all the necessary rituals yet?"

[@stormtempterf8058]

I am amused how all their rituals are just chanting the instruction manuals and terms of service to make the devices work XD

[@beowulf_of_wall_st]

"Repugnant flesh voice flapping" is what I am saying instead of "phone call" from now on

[@draculinalilith396]

this is awesome. Wow, space marine 2 gives me vibes that playing gears of war 2 did. That gritty but bulky destroyed future and atmosphere along with the sort of mission/military story orientation.

[@Eantrin]

Titus is besties with a tech priest. He knows there’s no arguing with them when they get like this

[@eurobeat_enjoyer]

He didn't argue with him, because he wanted the BS have finally done 😂

[@kennethquinnies6023]

Would be fun to see how long the tech priest would have survived if he sassed Mephiston.

[@Blacmorecito]

Yeah that's an Archmagos alright.

[@lhays117]

I love how tech-priests so often look like villains with their crazy body horror-like augmentations despite technically being on the "good guy side" of humanity.

[@Beepers559]

That tech priest in the beginning sounds like an old man who’s dead set on getting his paperwork done

[@JBrander]

and at the end, he become roasted servitor on a stick.

[@Shot5hells]

I love the vast difference between a relatively unimportant tech priest like Hadron who is like… nearly a normal person, and this fucking guy who looks 400 years old and sounds like a gremlin

[@gplr1882]

One of the many things why i love the techpriests. Doesn't take shit from anyone no matter how powerful.

[@DeadMeat991]

Nobody is giving him shit, they're just being reasonable. That's why he ended up as a thunder hawk antenna.

[@hassandabo6288]

“Statement Error. Insults? I engage in pure analysis”

[@cartonrobot6404]

Nozick found dead Me and bro : oh... thats...... wtf is that canister *(titus faint)* ohhhhh warp xhit again

[@Stickweasel91]

The level of sass people are willing to let you get away with scales with how necessary you are.

[@rickyc95official]

I have no clue and not knowing for this game to be honest, but the video was pretty good and dope bro fr!’

[@Madheim777]

warhammer 40k universe is a no return path, trust me. pretty interesting universe.

[@OMNISSIAH-VERY-GREAT]

Once you start there is no returning back...

[@user-zp4ge3yp2o]

@@OMNISSIAH-VERY-GREAT There really is.

[@hhjhj393]

I still love the Warhammer Mechanicus game where they all spoke in like techno sounds.

[@connorferguson2269]

The Magos is pushing his luck

[@MrCoolguy425]

There’s a reason why nobody offends the magos, Mars has a lot of authority. You can see their adepts all over the ship, if mars were to have a stink, then that’s a lot of bolter rounds being “delayed” as shipments are diverted to “more important combat units”

[@curie1420]

the toaster fondler thinks he is safe from the wrathe of being randomly branded as a heretic

[@MrCoolguy425]

He is somewhat safe from being “randomly” branded a heretic. As if it is truly random and at the whims of a random inquisitor, then mars could very well have a stink and that inquisitor would find that his ship may have his warp engines undergoing a sacred oil bath for the next millennia.

[@jira6423]

He is. They need them

[@krodmandoon3479]

Thanks for uploading this one since it crashes 100% of the time for me.

[@PixzL.]

magos feels like the equivalent to HK-47

[@Ragnarra]

I agree.

[@stormtempterf8058]

It sounds like Mars augmented Cobra Commander, lol

[@giannicolamatteo8155]

Sounds like hes a few windows updates short compared to hadron, dude sounds like he running windows 98 while hadrons got windows 7 minus cortana

[@anarchohelenism]

He called me “1001111000111101011110111” What an ahole!

[@belltowersubductions5104]

Senior members of the Adeptus Mechanicus are some of the only people in the Imperium who can get away with sassing space marines.

[@thegamesresearcher]

"This frivolous inefficency is unacceptable"... So is playing with Drogan's "power source"... AGAIN!!! this is the third time that accursed rock causes a Chaos incursion!

[@Ragnarra]

The mechanicus aren’t known for their common sense.

[@dynamiteamollymauk9111]

As I will be glad to cease the flapping of this repugnant flesh voice... [ Long binharic squawk].... Astartes; Stepping stones for the Omnissiah!

[@leosa6540]

There was a point in the game I was sure he said a curse word, but got muffled in the binary 😂😂😂

[@geovannibotticella7822]

Idk how you have that guy on your side and think “oh ya we’re the good guys”

[@lightborn9071]

You never had a job, as it seems.

[@24framez_]

0:39 REEEEEEEEE!

[@blackoutninja]

There’s no sass quite like Mechanicus Sass

[@BPBegha]

Nozick made me realise something. Admechs don't really "speak" to each other, only communicating through binary speech. Being forced to use his "organic" voice is quite repulsive to him.

[@samuelphanoto4565]

But still theres no greater magos than the roster we see on mechanicus. Especially Magos Faustinius

[@MrWooaa]

I like the heat shimmer from the power packs at 1:08

[@tobster9567]

he sounded a bit like one the dark crystal skeksis at the beginning there

[@viewtiful1doubleokamihand253]

Nozick is a Warhammer 40K archmagos version of StarCraft 2's Zerg Abathur - purely logical construct that is incomprehensibly disgusted by the need to have to deal with those who speak in something else but *efficiency* .

[@stephangomez2048]

What’s with the binharic squawking they do?

[@TheCorrodedMan]

That’s Lingua Techna, the state language of the Adeptus Mechanicus. It’s mostly just Binary, so if you ever hear a tech priest blurt out what sounds like TV static, they’re either talking shit about you behind your back or discussing other matters with nearby tech priests.

[@stephangomez2048]

@@TheCorrodedMan OOOOOOHHHH. Huh never thought of that….thank you very much corroded man

[@TheCorrodedMan]

@ I live to serve… and corrode. But that comes later, my friend…

[@dasme8210]

Bro sounds like skeletor

[@Mono-r1u]

he sounds like skektech from the dark crystal netflix series

[@lightborn9071]

I have several questions. Like how the HELL is it possible to engage in THESE two absolutely different, politicaly opposite products of media as one person?

[@matthewmatthew981]

*binharic squawk*

[@maddoxtalker9844]

Tech preist has 0 clout with no skitarii Primus

[@dirkechoes1377]

Anyone else think Nozick looks like Scaevola?

[@sonsofisstvan1675]

Why bro got so much flesh

[@SuitorASMR]

why are the tech priest so sassy in every warhammer 40k game i love it but it makes me want to actually play a Skitarii

[@srbrant5391]

*++Vidcap assessment//: complete. Based levels are 112 points about a satisfactory standard.++*

[@sapphirewingthefurrycritic985]

Dang girl, tell us what you don't like about them.

[@nunoosorio3832]

who's the Voice Actor for this guy?

[@minderbart1]

access denied

[@treywaggoner8219]

Mf wants his toasters

[@daybanheyman7926]

funny how he then dies, talk about karma XD

[@dimagoloborodko6106_va]

Why is he so based tho?

[@DeadMeat991]

Because he is basically a redditor.

[@SeminarioMAE]

will this game be lgbtq+ friendly?

[@jamesbrice3267]

It depends on how you feel about the subject never being mentioned.

[@ecthelionalfa]

Everyone is being devoured by the Tyranids equally, so yes is lgtv4k friendly

[@darausus8315]

I don't think there are Slaanesh there.

[@SigvaldtheMagnificentPrince]

No, The multiplayer has absolute lads calling everyone every slur under the sun, As the God emperor intended.

[@rain8767]

Well, there's a cult of TRANShumans who worship the machine.

[@macdeath69]

some say Adeptae Administratum are ever worse.

[@Ragnarra]

Its enough to have Roboute start drinking or throw a table out a window.

[@Spadragon-j1b]

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