Space Station 14: Just Because, A traitor story

#ss14 #spacestation14 #blackpantslegion
Space Station 13 is a game that you're not going to understand unless you play. It's not a game you can learn by watching or reading, and it is a game you certainly won't master in your first day, week or month. Space station 13 is one of the most insane experiences of my life, a game that has occupied my time for over a decade now. Space station 13 is the roguelike of roguelikes for me, the most wonderful piece of human created madness, and certainly on equal footing with dwarf fortress in terms of sheer complexity.
However, byond is old as an engine, is limited in its own ways, and largely prevented a number of people from joining in. And thus, there was Space Station 14 - which is free and on steam! This open source monster replicates the madness and is the early version of what promises to be many decades of stupid just like its sire.
Join me in Space Station 14 friends. Be farty spacemen.
Please join in as I embark again, for just another day on space station 13.
Additional Music by Epidemic Sound - www.epidemicso...
or possibly Bensound at Bensound.com or possibly the library of congress! Yes, they have music!
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[@QuietGiant]

"Man, that monkey had a lot of booze on him" And "When life gives you lemons, fry 'em" are guaranteed to make me giggle at random intervals today.

[@julianjanczyk9041]

Happy Birthday Tex! Praise Zorg!

[@Immoralsalvage]

The Robot is 7 Safe. Upon hearing that my brain screaming "Oh god dammit who let Doctor Christmas build a fucking Robit."

[@h.a.9880]

I could see Doc Christmas come up with "flexible" rules for the robot's behaviour, claiming it's more natural than any "rigid" rules to govern its behaviour... and then the robot just goes crazy, kills a bunch of people and catches fire randomly.

[@louther1213]

The christmas dump is one of my highlights for the year

[@EricDKaufman]

Happy Birthday Tex?!?!?!? Yaaaahhhh!!! Not the Messiah we need, but the one we want.

[@BurningSpear213]

This was one of those all-time classic Checkers traitor/chef rounds. The prospect of force-feeding someone rotten meat until they drop over dead reminds me of why I got into SS13.

[@redactedc1928]

That was ridiculously cool. Holy crap I'm feeling this.

[@turdfurguson553]

I tried learning ss13 but could never really get things down. I’m going to have to try again with ss14 now. Watching this has given me the itch

[@TheZigzagman]

Getting things down is such a foreign concept to me in ss13. I just "yes and" everything I come across. My very first game I walked into the bar and got invited to play Russian roulette. First guy goes *click* Hands me the gun "I'm feeling good about this one" *BLAM*

[@Zeithri]

@@TheZigzagmanI'm a fan of the Colonial Marines server myself. But I got sad when they removed the APC because I really liked Vehicle Operator.

[@Morriaphant]

I played ss13 for a single round. Had no idea what I was doing, UI was a mess... played ss14 for a round. Picked up the controls way faster. Still didn't know what I was doing though

[@rickastley7522]

Ss14 has been pretty painless for me to pick up. Hail Science.

[@Archangelm127]

Join ussssss....

[@Xalerdane]

19:12 Tex, you’re supposed to turn random animals into _hot dogs,_ not burgers.

[@scottmacgregor3444]

No, in SS13 (and theoretically 14) burger is like a form of entropy. All things eventually break down into Burger form (and pizza).

[@America_Yea]

Wouldn't that be loaf?

[@squatchhammer7215]

You forgot about the hotdurger

[@cdgonepotatoes4219]

"Mystery burger" sounds cool. Hot dogs made from random animals are just called hot dogs.

[@amorphoussolid8512]

Instructions unclear, made burgdogs out of 'animal'.

[@elijahsnow3119]

The Randolph P Checkers solutions to restaurant management are intriguing

[@amorphoussolid8512]

7 is safe! It has a safety factor of 7. Merry Mr. Christmas.

[@zalseon4746]

Ngl i loved being a traveling assistant band. sad i died by the exploding corpse of a ninja but that's SS14 lmao

[@Coconut-219]

That cyborg has a safety factor of SEVEN!

[@vanguze]

Tex you slipping constantly hahaha I couldn't breathe. Thank you friend.

[@Mourningstar-kc7ft]

“I’m looking for something a little more subtle” immediately gets explosives 😂

[@death13a]

😂 Deep Fried Beating Heart of America! 😅

[@a.gravemistake3061]

I like that tex's idea of subtle is just a smaller bomb

[@undefined40]

OK, may come late depending on when you recorded that vid, but: Happy B-Day, Tex!

[@Jack-wy4cg]

i love how near the end another traitor appears and uses the code word old fashioned and you had just forgotten them by that point lol.

[@Cheletiba]

If I was ever going to play SS14, I would specifically be a guy who sneaks up behind people and say "Hey hows it going? Lets hang out, lets be besties! I certainly will not take your organs!"

[@brianhenry152]

35:09 I laughed way too hard at this!

[@tapioperala3010]

"Oh, this is what divorce feels" Oh man! :D :D :D I'll sure be using this :D

[@clownofwar]

Ah the good feels when i see these videos, happy birthday Tex.

[@Saraieth]

18:05 remember boys and girls. Not only is it OK to fuck things up, we all expect you to fuck things up.

[@iSirLincoln]

My greatest engineering fail is letting a singulos loose. I spent like five rounds watching it get setup, then forgot the shields when I tired it. I felt so bad lmao.

[@anotherdamnguardsman6342]

Happy late Birthday, Tex, thanks for the great year of entertainment!

[@Llangion]

Bomber man's Tex is awesome

[@splendidgraph48]

This guy sounds like the guy in the “capital material” advert in goonstation13 in radio office

[@boomboompow1249]

15:46 that mouse got terminated

[@Strill_]

I'm disappointed he didn't assemble it into a mouse burger.

[@robertb7293]

Merry orbitmass Tex. Whenever that may have been. Nice of you to bring your own candles.

[@Technoris]

Happy birthday Tex

[@CannedLemurs]

I want to get into this game lol, my pea-brain probably couldn't handle all the new roles, rules, and controls though.

[@sporqisback400]

I encourage you to try it out! You don't need much prerequisite info, just jump into a passenger role and chill in the public areas, you'll pick up a lot literally just treating it like a text based game until you feel more comfortable manipulating the world lol

[@brayachdragonbane7529]

R. P. Checkers THE FRYMAN!!!!

[@miinyoo]

How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat!? HBT!

[@TheDarkangelofshadow]

I see you surveillance bug, and I want you to say hi to whatever agency put me on their list

[@neudaiz]

I missed the birthday stream because it was my birthday too. Funny.

[@godgaveyouhands2848]

you can right click in combat mode to do a wide swing with weapons, and shift click to inspect and see damage values

[@therakshasan8547]

H B Tex . I hope you have a of more of them .

[@morales6224]

This video is the sentence: Act like you belong and everyone will believe you.

[@andrewstewart1464]

Literal mutilated monkey meat lol Happy Birthday Tex!

[@Septagonbullet]

Praise Z0RG!

[@chrischase2508]

mmm tasty and succulent monkey meat, complete with pre marination by booze

[@Ozymandias2x]

I tried Applebees honey mustard once. It tasted like earwax. It was by far the worst sauce of any type I had ever had.

[@amediocrefan748]

I feel sad that I know that the song at 22:12 is anchors aweigh.

[@GenxAltered]

🎉

[@pan2990]

Pug-grinder

[@Guts-the-Berserker]

Looking forward to finding BPL14 in the server list next time I get the itch to play! I've mostly played DeltaV(esp before it was acalled that) but switched to Frontier after the admins started giving special treatment to their friends and banning a mime for pranks. 😂🤡🍿 BPL based server is going to be amazing though. 15:00 Amongus is just a terrible rip off of John Carpenter's The Thing & Spacestation13

[@RealArcalian]

should I send Tex a cake? Reality Melting "Goodness" Morticia the Raccoon 7 is not safe, Dr Christmas taught us that Always be paranoid Find the right console NOOB Tex had a dream he exploded

[@paladinstar]

Hap birf late or early

[@sebastianthomsen2225]

🤣😊👍

[@Starman_Dx]

ImposTex!?

[@last_methbender6306]

First comment. Praise zorg.

[@johno1544]

May we all burn in Zorg's nuclear fire

[@AppalachianHermit]

Borgers

[@earlofpants]

this is what the real men subscribed for

[@TheZigzagman]

Merry Texmas to all, and to all a knife fight.