Space Station 14: Cargo common sense

#ss14 #spacestation14 #blackpantslegion
Space Station 13 is a game that you're not going to understand unless you play. It's not a game you can learn by watching or reading, and it is a game you certainly won't master in your first day, week or month. Space station 13 is one of the most insane experiences of my life, a game that has occupied my time for over a decade now. Space station 13 is the roguelike of roguelikes for me, the most wonderful piece of human created madness, and certainly on equal footing with dwarf fortress in terms of sheer complexity.
However, byond is old as an engine, is limited in its own ways, and largely prevented a number of people from joining in. And thus, there was Space Station 14 - which is free and on steam! This open source monster replicates the madness and is the early version of what promises to be many decades of stupid just like its sire.
Join me in Space Station 14 friends. Be farty spacemen.
Please join in as I embark again, for just another day on space station 13.
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or possibly Bensound at Bensound.com or possibly the library of congress! Yes, they have music!
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[@ampeater777]

Exactly what you want to hear in pitch black darkness: power drill whining, wet squelching, loud thumping, and copious amounts of screaming

[@das_gruuben]

The head gasket in my truck blew last night and I'm eating breakfast before walking to work. Thanks to the stalwart crew of SS13 for showing me that my day could always be worse.

[@iller3]

_"That was a bomb"_ _"...Anyways, "_ **doesn't follow up or ask questions**

[@conorjasper5814]

That's just what you do in Space Station. Are you Sec or Engi? No? Don't worry about it.

[@TheBathrobeWizard]

Tex: Mr Trains days are numbered. Mr Train: Oh really? Maybe i need to call my cousin from the island of Sodor.

[@sebastianthomsen2225]

lol

[@csmead209]

God damn it Mr. Train.

[@judaspreest0]

Botany is weird. When I started playing I chose to learn there. It's all space weed, killer tomatoes and an angry chef constantly asking for produce. And drinking green stuff.

[@andrewgreeb916]

It's not all space weed and killer tomatoes, don't forget the drug kingpins, gun runners, and the actual damn treehuggas. When you do botany you make the hydroponics lab do what you want, but please do at least grow some stuff for the chef they like to have fun too, instead of becoming a maints meat mugger.

[@Zerotan]

Jazz bomb defusal: It's all about the wires you DON'T cut...

[@Ihasanart]

If airlines are going to charge us for gas station food then they should at least offer us actual gas station food, like hot chips, sausage rolls and meat pies, all food that are orders of magnitude better than the shite they currently serve.

[@TheBathrobeWizard]

Cabbage rolls and Coffee.

[@rallywagon261]

Like a pasty? I agree, but it better have beef qubes instead of hamburger.

[@stillcantbesilencedevennow]

They're abhorrent anymore. My mother paid for a first-class trip, and the f*ckers didn't even serve a meal on a 7 hour flight. United can suck a fat one.

[@vaelophisnyx9873]

don't forget they have to salt the fucking hell out of that food; airline cabin pressure makes your taste buds malfunction and salt is the only thing that really cuts through it

[@JPG.01]

Hail Cargonia! Writing this comment on 12:38 am on Tukayyid day. I offer my words in remembrence of the day when Space AT&T won against the weirdos from the deep periphery.

[@bthsr7113]

And the day salvage teams wept tears of germanium. Hail Cargonia indeed.

[@iller3]

_"I don't care how many Highlanders they send, I'm not paying that phone bill"_ - signed, a Clan Main

[@steelshanks1265]

Never Forget... 5/20/3052

[@madcrowlad3635]

Love how nobody questions the fact theres a trash panda hanging int he cargo bay.

[@Cowboycomando54]

Outland was great, thanks for the movie recommendation.

[@GlobalSaber.]

The mime just wanted some last minute Crayola from Cargo 😥

[@ermacorsomething]

“Thats a penguin. It has a bomb in it!” *giant explosion*

[@Superschokokeks]

Oh wow ss14 really looks like an improvement over 13. I have to check it out. Thanks for reminding me it is always worth it to watch your videos

[@teddywoods6463]

Remember Tukayyid!!!

[@mrfronzen]

Sseth's video introduced me to ss13, but your many, many cargo shifts made me love it and give it an actual try, and a couple days ago downloaded ss14 and, even tho it lacks some of the content (genetics 😔), i'm falling in love again with the qol features and pixel movement. So thank you :)

[@hatt5350]

Ctrl + Enter, Tex - otherwise no commit to paper, this is space Linkedin!

[@psydocthepsyduck8382]

Is that Hatt!!!

[@hatt5350]

@@psydocthepsyduck8382 omg Psydoc noticed me! :D

[@kevinkorenke3569]

Ive been a BPL lurker for long time and just joined the aux. Paying extra attention to these and learning "how to" as it seems SS14 is a very common group event.

[@haikuart6317]

Love your space station vids, Tex. I'm so glad you still make them. It always makes my day when I see a new one uploaded. I also got into SS because of your vids, so thanks lol.

[@NikovK]

Oh god I have also put in enough years to retire from Nanotrasen. As a Chief Engineer too. This whole time my wife thought I was a loser...

[@catboxvideo]

one of the best episodes was when you had no idea you were an android. Suddenly look for a heart beat and you did not have one... freaking pricelesss....

[@Shotgun_Gospel]

It's truly impressive that you've managed to play a game for over a decade, became the most famous player of that game, while avoiding getting better at it in any way. Remarkable.

[@EliseSanVorgon]

Cargonia glorious Cargonia

[@bthsr7113]

I like to imagine Tex shaking his fist as he grumbles, "mr. train."

[@steelshanks1265]

This Episode is Gold... Pure Gold Mr. Tex...

[@perplexingplatypus3393]

Thanks for being around, BPL. Brightens my day.

[@Gordulan]

First time poster, long time watcher. Been listening to the podcast on my walks to work and got to the interview with mr. welch and the whole mystara 5e thing. I have to thank you for having him on, as I wouldn't have known a 5e adaptation of the setting existed in the first place if not for the BPL podcast. Can finally have an easy to use and adapted to the 5e rules setting that isn't "the overremembered realms" or Eberron to use with the people who are not turbonerds within my social group. Thank you for your work, I appreciate it greatly.

[@randomcontent2205]

Been watching since a couple years ago. Thanks BPL and Tex, the whole dang crew is pretty cool. These little videos have brought me some light in times of darkness, and I just want to say thanks, so... thanks guys and gals and whatevers. Keep on shitposting, it makes a diff. There are some charities that can testify to the power of shitposting :) That's awesomecoool. Blessed be, internet denizens.

[@lordradin8549]

Nuclear farts is always a good Shift to watch

[@Lulzor]

Hey man, I love watching your longer form (hours+) videos when I go to sleep. They always paint a really cool picture to fall asleep to. I've "seen" the 8 hour video probably 50 or so times now. I can't wait to see more. Here's to another 45 years of space stationing. And a pension.

[@chrischase2508]

this is why you always side with cargo all jobs depend on it, and its security

[@talonfoulker6563]

You got me into this game and I've been working through all of your videos ! I also enjoy your battletech videos aswell!

[@skoosc]

The raccoon just chillin in cargo the whole time

[@thefailtrain08]

Hail Cargonia!

[@nickkolai8965]

Nice to here you sir...

[@Agora2021]

What a chaotic end.

[@jimmytwoshoes5271]

"you don't have to watch them.." me who watches them daily to watch them all

[@router_BasedUser]

The more I look at this, the more I realise how much of either a powergamer, or a speed freak I am. Bless the day you outclick the AI players when they appear.

[@Sherudons]

I know right.. I've even seen most of them myself...and not just the best of. It's not a wasted life if you enjoyed it, and are still around for another round.

[@Xenotrickster]

Was watching a different ss14 video about someone trying to build outside and it was very cold. I had to mention to them that if Randolph was running Engineering, it wouldn't be so cold.

[@abrickofmethamphetamine2862]

The Outland shotgun duels were great. Half tempted to burn money making a replica of one of the scoped ones one day.

[@Shepard2185]

"NEVER FORGET" We haven't!

[@AncientSlugThrower]

When did a laser weapon enter the equation? Total absurdity sliding into complete madness. Thanks for the video.

[@EricDKaufman]

back to what works... SS14 LOL got to love the improved mobility LOL Oh! its Perceval Good to know.

[@Ninjanoto2]

right when im about to go to bed. welp will have to watch later

[@RavenWolffe77]

Coward. It's 3am and I'm watching it anyways!

[@Mak10z]

Oh.. its a zombie penguin! and it has a bomb! LOL

[@Oi1Suzy]

I mean, it'd be disappointing if it didn't have a bomb.

SPEHS.

[@mattmelton7389]

MAN

[@Slythis1985]

Oh hey! This is the round that the New Arrivals Shuttle yeeted me into Deep Space 5 minutes into the round.

[@mattg5852]

I’m kind of surprised Tex didn’t set up a battletech vid for today

[@Alex-ip1dn]

Thats good space man

[@TheAzial]

Loved it.

[@defaultusername6356]

OUTLAND MENTIONED LETS GO WE LOVE SHOTGUNS IN SPACE

[@RealArcalian]

Oh yeah, I remember Outlander

[@FlyingWithSpurts]

I have gotten a kick out of watching the older vids

[@ray101mond]

Ive seen all of them atleast 3-4times all of them hold up today still.

[@e-train765]

HAIL CARGONIA!!!!!! 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

[@Bully_Bravo1382]

Tex, I own a copy of Outland on VHS. I have owned it for 2 decades and first watched the same copy as a teenager. That and I'm 1.5 yrs older than you and was the child of scifi nerd. I must ask; Am I the only one that has seen and loved the movie Zardoz...??.....

[@mikecampos1193]

He's just QM with a dream about CARGONIA and maybe better paycheck.

[@jeremyszpicki491]

Your term of Service is 20years in the CM. Or *100 **deployments? (*Depending on your role it may be lower) (**Term may be incorrect) Your NT contract says you can only retire if your dead.

[@andrewgreeb916]

Whoever thought through the automated trade station did not think it through very well... Like you can just tow it back to station, some servers put the ats in ftl space to at least make you travel there.

[@TheModmc]

made me watch outland/10

[@FiauraTheTankGirlGamer]

I finished the playlist, 4 days ago.

[@episode2935]

Every time i roll qm, i get no cargo tech to work with and all of my miners don't do shit except searching for lethal weapons on expeditions and threatening security with it, getting arrested in the process. Spend 2 shifts carrying all of the fucking cargo while doing paperwork, and i'm done with that shit

[@sebastianthomsen2225]

HAIL C A R G O N I A !!!!!!!!!!!!! 😊✊👍

[@gabrote42]

0:33 I confirm

[@cmndrwolf291]

happy tukiiad day.

[@jackcaffrey8493]

Theres so many zingers in this one

[@lenorevanalstine1219]

is it bad that every time tex says hail cargonia my brain yells miners dont die

[@Anthony-qe8lr]

It’s May the 20th. Pay your bills or the miner gets it.

[@666karva]

Today is a good day. Good day!

[@Archangelm127]

Yeah, Cargonia is not a terrorist organization. It's a semi-organized crime syndicate. 🤣

[@ashtiboy]

it also has very deep ties to the goon squads across the internet as well. this incudes eve online by the way. so if you mess with the black pants legaon and cargoina then the goons squads will get a bit mad and bacly swoop in to deal with the stuff.

[@ashtiboy]

also its more like a multiuversal worker union acatly.

[@hbicgrizzly8212]

number 3 on the likes!

[@tastyalarm2852]

Is it possible to join the BPL server?

[@Frank-qq1wc]

24:12 what is the robot using?

[@graydeath9755]

Didn't you blow the station up last time?

[@jurgenhabicht3204]

How to join tho

[@Somerandomguy524]

What is this game? I think I am in too deep.

[@Schmidtstone]

Among us.

[@lonewolfandcub668]

Come back to comments Tex lol

[@sixmillionisimpossible]

It's too bad Wiz and the people running this server will ban you for such much as sneezing, explains why every run is a skeleton crew for about 60% of the sessions.

[@darksaber2k]

He's on their own BPL server, Wiz don't run it.

[@sixmillionisimpossible]

@@darksaber2k thankfully.

[@lhrosts7082]

Wizden is anarchy exemplified compared to the shit Russian servers dole out on a regular basis.

[@sixmillionisimpossible]

@@lhrosts7082 russian servers are based.

[@lhrosts7082]

@@sixmillionisimpossible oh, you're one of *those*

[@beylethdirons2160]

Hail Cargonia!

[@hexfighter2012]

Hail Cargonia!