Space Station 14 Slander

[@Liltenhead]

Chef one made me laugh the most. Im scared going near the kitchen.

[@A.L-ignorethispart]

oh.. its the guy.. the uhh.. fuck i forgot..

[@Terraspark4941]

i cant wait for CQC to be added to chef's arsenal in SS14

[@madbrokendream7653]

Don't ever step into the kitchen with a chef. They only see red when a crew walks into his domain. A sleight hand, they will pull out a comically large butcher knife out of their pocket and ready to process fresh meat shipment.

[@teetree6661]

Painfully true on trying to get Sec's attention. I've brought them murder victims and holoparasite boxes I found in maints only for the detective to walk past me as if it's normal

[@thenerd1153]

That's when you shout "dang, are none of my opinions valid?" They'll flock onto you 100 times outta 10

[@FeyTheBin]

Sosa scares me, even when I'm on their side.

[@fourhead6651]

So true, the fact chunaism isn't a religion yet surprises me.

[@thenerfkid9228]

​@@fourhead6651not for long :)

[@quietwhisper]

you forgot the one where I turn you into bread

[@ButcherTTV]

lmfao lawyers in lrp

[@FoMScratch]

It's so god damn true.

[@Vinzaf]

The hamlet one made me bust out laughing. Good job.

[@fr_dae5548]

you forgot "the hop in paper please space simulator"

[@DeadlyNightshadeZ]

Sticking Hamlet is a microwave or blender, the chef (me) being absolutely furious at the people who keep coming into my kitchen, and then the musician following nukies around and playing theme music for them are very relatable.

[@comrademax5302]

the lawyer one is so fucking accurate, from one lawyer to another

[@systemreb00ted]

SS13 player here, can somebody explain some of this stuff to me? "anom" "Hamlet" "Sosa" "Landon Styles"

[@fourhead6651]

anomalies are a science feature to help get points, hamlet is a pet hamster you can microwave, sosa is a player on and supporter considered to be the most robust amongst the english base, as well as that landon styles is a common captain character who for some fucking reason try's to make every red alert into a nuke the station threat.

[@carsonthompson4260]

there seems to be a few people here who aren't familiar with SS14, so if you're confused here's some important info: Space station 14 is basically a round based roleplaying game that takes place on a space station (hence the name) There's different jobs, like engineering, science, and security. Unfortunately, everyone's human, and screwups are made every so often. Also unfortunately, that screwup may have been by the guy in charge of keeping the black hole from eating through the station, and the station's main source of power is now gone

[@fids9254]

... Along with the station!

[@fourhead6651]

I... may or may not have plasma flooded. I remember being a nukie and being asked to flood the station, it killed almost everyone but the nukies left alive threw.

[@EnricoSS14]

Everything in this fits!

[@Anna-Pukite]

I think the only time ive sold part of the station was when I was a thief and had to get 17 figurines, so my plan was to order them.

[@elementaldemon4624]

Was a musician during a revolution round. They had me play "we didn't start the fire". Good times

[@jorisstravinkas2840]

As a person who likes playing as QM I can relate to selling 3/4 of the station with my cargo techs.

[@Dr-Weird]

Hail, hail Cargonia! Land of stolen things! Always obey the Quartermaster, Unless he's a Ling!

[@mozarteanchaos]

sometimes techs just decide they want to steal half the station and i mean. i'm not gonna encourage 'em but i'm also not gonna argue, y'know? 1000 spesos is 1000 spesos

[@Bruno-dv3ym]

cargo is the best part of being atmos tech, seeing how they spend the 1million i give them is the best part lmao.

[@DeadlyNightshadeZ]

The entire rest of the station is having a disaster. Qm bolts the doors to cargo. We dont have time to put up with zombies or nukies or whatever, we're busy replacing the cargo bay floor with gold.

[@user-wn7hg3rb8s]

warden playing five nights at freddy instead of paper work is so accurate

[@SrVerataro]

Classic Landon Styles

[@marlikbudvergard]

Gotta say, I really do be the Warden

[@Dangerous_Milk]

What do you mean? Surgery was added last week!

[@aydenlokey3641]

Just -1 weeks away!

[@icotica921]

Litten one is so true, I don’t even play SS14 (yet) but I still watch all his vids

[@rosesred9221]

Sosa and Landon style ones are accurate, I’m disappointed about the lack of mime posting though.

[@Kwisatz-Chaderach]

*nods

[@alex-ip3xj]

just a week away

[@pixelcatmagic]

totally

[@gab_solo2391]

it was not a week away.

[@fourhead6651]

ya know it was about a year ago I started playing and I believed that.

[@godgaveyouhands2848]

Not slander, just pure factual statements

[@angrybabbu]

The hamlet one killed me

[@luggy_7207]

i think i have never met sosa or landon styles before so i dunno deltas catchphrase tho

[@blueisdumb]

everything said is in this video is based off of the wizden severs so yeah that makes sense

[@CeoMacNCheese]

I don’t even know what Space Station 14 but it seems like either a funny game or rage inducing game due to the community alone.

[@blueisdumb]

Its a mix of both, just depends on what you do

[@fourhead6651]

have you played it yet? after this time?

[@CeoMacNCheese]

@@fourhead6651 i forgot it existed so no

[@GNF54]

If surgery isn’t in the game yet What do you call stabbing someone to death with a scalpel?

[@somerandomchannel_]

Murder.

[@ImpuscaVana]

Free Surgery.

[@Bruno-dv3ym]

yregrus

[@carsonthompson4260]

this actually made me laugh, it's all too true

[@0bashie]

the hamlet one im crying

[@funky2999]

I main musician usually. I have a folder with over 100 Midis. I really need to organize them by mood.

[@_imfriendly95_67]

im gonna send this to my friends who don't know much about ss14 to scare them

[@ds4264]

I feel the clown one, as a clown, i saved cap got aa, robust toolbox killed ninja and got his sword! While that annoying mime was pranking me! one of my quotes: "Being unhappy is now illegal, it is penaultied by death sentence!!" name's Nikita Bowie

[@MouseHats]

And what of my hijinks??

[@ribunndraws]

as moff tider i love seeing crit engis in med. free food and free loot

[@Androidonator]

Damn musicians during nukies playing the "standing here i realize" kinda tune

[@FPanz]

**STANDO POWER!!!!**

[@SpaceFH]

Botanist: trying not to make drugs chellenge *impossible* Botanist: everything around him explodes but he just chills in botanny Botanist - synd: trying not to poison/drug/gas/bomb everyone chellenge *impossible* Chem: trying not to accidently bomb the station for the houndred time *impossible* Cargo tech: not knowing how to operate the radio Cargo tech: not forgeting the manifest bounty *impossible* Med - synd: just makin everyone overdose Med intern: trying to understand what happening around him as people bleed out on the floor New sec: gets the biggest nukies raid ever COS: trying not to be robbed/killed/tortured/asshole CAP: nobody ever knows where he is or what he is doing but he is important.. Quartermaster: not doing anything the entire round Zombies + Ratking: overthrowing the entire station in matter of minutes chaplin: geting drunk in bar Chef: making more food in 10 min than a factory in 10 years Expierenced player but new botanist: trying to understand how does the ambrosia release Plasma and moisture while being made of silver,space drugs,ice and tritum Dropper: being the most useless item in the game (bucket can give 1u) Synd - jani: trying not to spread surplus guns everywhere *impossible* (and being the only synd alive at the end) engi: not trying to brake the power for 5 minutes *impossible* medbay: being the biggest clusterfuck anybody ever saw Chef/Barman/Botanist: being the last ones alive and not caring Tesla: more scary than nuke Nuke: being casually stolen by clown Bridge: Being spaced is normal at this point jani room: never being destroyed bots: being the most usefull members of the crew Cargo: Trying not sell/dismantle 95% of the station *impossible* Clown: Geting a gun/nuke/plasma canister/heavy armor/poison/fuel canister Sec: being blown up or broken into every round

[@mikey7865]

wrong, its totally ss13/14 canon events

[@mrmannsalt2444]

The one music man

[@quri1q662]

I dont understand a lot of the ones that are referencing statics but its funny

[@Skykee7]

Me turning nukie and after killing 3/4 of the station's population going to the kitchen to make a hamburger

[@Official_Goku]

POV you Gotta do stuff

[@user-jf4ub9ng7p]

I didn't get half of these but they are funny anyway!

[@Potato1234_x]

you forgot about lew pel

[@BronzeOrwin]

anyone got a link to the robust clown one? been looking for the original meme vid of that for a while

[@JesterWhoHelps]

Perfection

[@Schmidtstone]

it's too real I tell you

[@MaloTheDuck]

Real

[@fr_dae5548]

nice

[@Jk-wz2jk]

What song is this

[@angryghost801]

haha, joke about surgery

[@21_315]

Quality

[@shtrmcgvn7693]

i win

[@wedgeantilles1932]

I have no idea what any of this is.

[@blueisdumb]

guh?

[@carsonthompson4260]

space themed disaster simulator. There's explosions, black holes, and cat girls. Join now!

[@radioactivebuglauncher]

i dont know what this is about. XD

[@blueisdumb]

guh?

[@carsonthompson4260]

a game called Space Station 14, the sequel to the beloved Space Station 13. Space Station 14/13 is what happens when you put a bunch of people with questionable social intelligence onto one space station and tell them not to destroy things. Long story short, the average round goes down like: black hole gets unleashed on the station because the engineers forgot to check on it regularly, the clown kills everyone, and people are revolting against the security department because they detained an active shooter in the bar.

[@biqbagel]

so its like barotrauma but not underwater?@@carsonthompson4260