Resident Evil Afterlife Is So Bad It Keeps Telling You It's "Fine" - Worst Movie Ever

[@SpaceIce]

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[@hugod2000]

My best friend kept telling he was fine at Burning man, then I made him hold a doll of that Asian character from star wars and brutally bummed him. But i paid the price, now i get a panic attack every time i speed on the motorway.

[@eldorta]

This piece of garbage is so bad it makes any of Neil Breen's monstrosities look like an award winning feat.

[@stevejackson9952]

Don't forget a prison inside a prison played by a actor who played a prisoner who had to escape from a prison.

[@chrismason7066]

Kis that your real voice?

[@SmuggleVision-hw3un]

@@BunnyBlasterz lol you too?

[@SpaceDreamer9000]

Glad to see Los Angeles remain unaffected by the apocalypse 5:06

[@liden77]

Actually looking even better than before

[@The_ZeroLine]

And no homeless people! It’s actually improved.

[@AedanBlackheart]

It's always been dirty ass 😂

[@davemiller401]

@@The_ZeroLine Indeed

[@Papa-kj3eh]

Demoncrats are the enemy.

[@paul321654987]

"Cross between Joaquin Phoenix and Ron Jeremy". I'll never be able to look at that guy again without thinking that. Thanks for that.

[@CLBarr]

BRUH....😂😂😂😂

[@jasonmaccoul]

That’s Ron Phoenix! 😅

[@The_ZeroLine]

He nailed it. He probably nailed Carlos too.

[@kevint1719]

Same guy that Bruce Willis kills by putting his nose through his brain in The Last Boy Scout and Kevin Costner shoots in the face in Open Range.

[@Lost_n_Found_1]

I don't know how you didn't see it for yourself to be honest, lmao.

[@wpouser]

The fact that Space Ice can make mentions to previus movies(Stevie) shows that he has more care for franchise them the actuals fuckers that made this movie.

[@Al-Cohol999]

Same with seagal movies.

[@jamesedwardladislazerrudo1378]

Space Ice have to make another hitlist of bad movies right now.

[@madmonkey-ib6sb]

Stevie will always be the Star of this franchise

[@erikwilliams1562]

May Stevie rest in peace

[@badbones777]

"Then the writer found out they were making him those dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets...." XD

[@tomb1291]

But the writer wants to watch cartoons now...

[@badbones777]

@@tomb1291 hahahah!

[@thehistoryvideogameandgame4730]

Hey they were delicious damn it

[@alexwhite8449]

"And after a life changing experience, where somebody stole his nose..."

[@erikwilliams1562]

Yo I love me some chicken nuggies! Let's go!!

[@werdna9006]

Space Ice makes sense of a senseless movie and I STILL don't know what the f*ck is going on. I love it.

[@sudharshangarg8936]

I then went and read the plot on Wiki and I still don't understand wtf is the plot

[@Pikkabuu]

@@sudharshangarg8936 There is no plot. The movies are just an excuse for Paul to have Milla do cool things (to 5-year olds).

[@stevenjohnson2886]

3:02 'Because this isn't star wars, this franchise has far more integrity'

[@marthaelenabrenesorozco2953]

I loved the MARY SUE part

[@MadHax-wt5tl]

...........! So more integrity than 0%.

[@will0705]

time for Space Ice to explain us the starwars movies & disneystarwars serials.

[@areaju5t1n14]

"Now they're on a boat. Going into fog. Just shut up and don't ask questions." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Never disappointing with the spark plugs. And love the child activities of the writers.

[@somaraisan]

🤣His crayon was getting flat 😂

[@areaju5t1n14]

@@somaraisan I like the fort one and the dino chicken nuggets too lmao

[@aaronswink8554]

The movie without slo-mo comes to about half an hour. That's some Seagal-level padding that Anderson did here!

[@sagaswp]

Zach Snyder taking furious notes.

[@Al-Cohol999]

Anderson getting his wife to star in every movie he writes... Seagal is taking notes.

[@lostlifevids]

Not to mention the long fade to blacks as transitions for most scenes. I only saw this once in theaters and I still remember how disjointed the whole film feels because its literally just a bunch of scenes slapped together between these commercial break fades

[@Al-Cohol999]

​@@lostlifevids I was trying not to mention it.

[@kostastube2010]

@@sagaswp Snyder does slow-mo within slow-mo!

[@doublep1980]

I love the fact that Wesker injects Alice with some BS serum, that takes away all her Mary Sue Superpowers, but she still survives the Osprey crashing into a mountain side, without even a scratch. It's like Space Ice says: the writers have completely giving up on these movies at this point.

[@frenchyroastify]

When her husband is the director, yes.

[@lds_drive]

If I didn't see the plane crash, I would have thought she just has a bad night at Taco Bell.

[@The_ZeroLine]

And the amazing is part is that it doesn’t even make the top 25 dumbest things to happen in this movie.

[@ferr0x31]

I love how they dropped the whole thing with the World turning into a dessert thing in this movie without explanation

[@spookrockcity]

Yeah, it was definitely a rocky road after that one 😏

[@elgentleman6259]

Yep, instant baked Alaska.

[@tonypine3434]

Their Victoria's sponge

[@AvoidTheCadaver]

It was a total Eton Mess

[@MarkimedesJacquesStonehouse]

Custard! Sorry, it looked fun and I just wanted to take part.

[@The_ZeroLine]

_”You’re not gonna use it, but f it, might as well chase after him cause you’re so likely to catch him and you’ll have so many options when you do.”_ 😂 Perfectly encapsulates d-movie logic.

[@MrGox]

"She remembers that she also supposed to be flying" Damn and i hoped shes gonna tells us how much battery has left, and whether shes recording 😂

[@Sapphire_Jack]

Love how she just randomly forgot about livestreaming in the middle of the movie her fans must be starving for content

[@kevint1719]

Scholars have been studying the Resident Evil movies since 2002 and they still haven't made sense of what happens in them.

[@tesytes318]

I used to know a few people who legit would tell you these movies are great. I remember how hyped they would be for a new one. I couldn't understand it until one told me they loved birdemic movie and I knew then they just blindly watched shit and never thought about it.

[@Rebrn-bk5em]

@@tesytes318 studies show a large percentage of the populace have no internal monologue. its safe to assume liking these films is a 100% accurate test to determine who does/doesn't.

[@mimzy4319]

Big love for Space Ice. The funniest channel on the tubes. Please do Showdown in Little Tokyo soon, the MEGA BLOCKBUSTER HIT MOVIE

[@originaljunglist93]

Yes, I would love to see this too.

[@mdjambazky4968]

This channel is an absolute joy

[@pengwin_]

The writer said that they didn't wanna write another one of these movies, but they promised to take them to ride go karts after and so they changed their mind.

[@tomb1291]

Between this and the dinosaur chicken nuggets, I know Space Ice has kids.

[@Ohflipsnap]

@@tomb1291 I'm willing to bet he named one of his kids after JCVD. I know I'd try to get away with that.

[@davidgardner7236]

Thank you space ice for these informative documentaries. My spark plugs ain’t spittin anymore.

[@Tuhnytte]

"And the fact that there's even a button for that shows this guy is legit!"🤣🤣🤣

[@DCeasedbrickbuilds]

Space, you have no idea how much I needed something like this today. Thank you.

[@robdead4550]

"Between Joaquin Phoenix & Ron Jermony" Mother fucker....Genius.

[@CMCAdvanced]

That's Tig Trager from Sons of Anarchy right there, the actor is Kim Coates. He should really lean into that Phoenix Jeremy thing

[@michelleruss9877]

Simultaneously amused and disgusted.

[@cgsweat]

I like how the idea of this movie being written by an 8 year old just becomes more and more plausible as the review plays out.

[@4dbullshitpatroll6]

On red cordial and meth too or something

[@Soupy_loopy]

Yeah, he could have worked in a joke about the writer being too young to play the games that the movie was supposed to be based on, explains why the movie is nothing like the game at all.

[@favoritemustard3542]

Red Vines & meth is a classic combo!

[@Pikkabuu]

Nah. This must have been written by a 5-year old.

[@ZR-lj9xv]

The running sparkplug joke is fantastic. They all just keep spittin'.

[@han1075]

I completely lost it at "Ron Phoenix"!

[@tomb1291]

Joaquin Jeremy

[@HectorH-q6f]

Lmao

[@SonsOfMalice]

It feels like Anderson played 10 mins of Resident Evil 5, read the rest on Wikipedia and then was like "I'll turn this into a movie. But I'll leave the plot out and center a batshit insane fanfic around my overpowered Waifu."

[@CPS42069]

lol yea everything after the first one is "look how hot my waifu is"

[@kazuhirala]

That is legit what he did, like 100% for the later films. He literally was just waiting for what Capcom was doing for every installment to get on it with his crap versions. Theres lengthy videos on why these movies are so different. Its quite interesting

[@Rebrn-bk5em]

these films are nothing more than vanity projects to advance his wife's portfolio

[@blackwolfe68]

Day time torches .. weapons shower... space ice is killing it 🤣🤣

[@williamtoad8040]

That joke about the writers crayons going flat 😂

[@DrDeuteron]

I've worked in a lot of underground gubmint labs, and no one, NO ONE, ever wore sunglasses.

[@lotus-prince]

To give this movie a tiny modicum of credit, you can see Wesker in an old photograph in the original Resident Evil where he's posing for a group picture where everyone is wearing white scientist lab coats. He's wearing sunglasses in the photo. :-D

[@felixnilsson2440]

@@lotus-prince Everybody knows that wearing sunglasses indoors makes you look cool, and not at all like a stoner in disguise,

[@lotus-prince]

@@felixnilsson2440 Wesker's so cool that he wears his sunglasses in the opening scene of the game, in the middle of the night.

[@alexwhite8449]

Wesker does a lot of things that most lab professionals don't.

[@Salmon_Rush_Die]

Government workers are such nerds they never wear sunglasses in underground bases.

[@TheShmekler]

No politics; no news; just Space Ice. Love your channel brother!!

[@SlidingRhino]

Brilliant work as always! I look forward to each and every one you do. Thank you

[@shanecondron1579]

Thank you so much for everything you do man you genuinely get me out of a bad headspace everyday and I just wanted to say I'm proud of what you do what you accomplished keep up the good work and Stay Gold

[@M.KEY_HEMIN]

I had good time to

[@JamesLibrary]

Joaquin Jeremy is the most accurate description of someone I’ve ever heard.

[@CongressSux1776]

Ron Phoenix sounds like a pornstar

[@banditandi5434]

Mila Jokavich MEGA BLOCKBUSTER HIT MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!

[@bennygerow]

Where she showed the world that if people are gonna keep paying to see these, she's gonna milk the sh!t outta them!

[@thefallensoul9945]

WHERE SHE SHOWED THE WORLD!!

[@The_ZeroLine]

SHE’S GONNA MILK 🥛 THE SHIT OUT OF ME!

[@DensilGrant]

She's a garbage actress

[@valdivia1234567]

Meeeeguh!

[@abdelali9279]

1:37 Neil Breen called and wants his cloning SFXs back

[@dronessential]

These movies are just insult, upon insult, upon insult to the games... However, I did learn from this one way back to always check the spark plugs. You never know.

[@SoulGizmo]

Ill never get over how wesker just never had a plot where he was a normal cop for a bit. Just straight to being evil outright.

[@sagaswp]

I hated how dirty they did him in the last movie. Dude went from leader of the free world to getting killed by a door as an afterthought while they dealt with the REAL villain.

[@dragonleg8700]

​@@sagaswpikr.. .WESKER IS THE REAL VILLAIN DR DOOM LEVEL OF EVIL

[@CharlieFoxtrot]

@@sagaswp The real Wesker would have been disgusted at the thought of taking orders from **anyone**

[@MrEddieLomax]

I remember watching the first Resident evil and enjoying it, my disappointment with the 2nd was bad, but holy smoke they really hit rock bottom. And then the pickaxes came out...

[@thelonewolf70x7]

It wouldn't be so bad if they actually didn't turned Nemesis into a crying monster with feelings...

[@Dreas_Diaz88]

I can’t believe they made so many of these garbage cans 🤦🏾‍♂️

[@danjonmills]

And I bet you watched every one of them. So, who's the idiot?

[@mimzy4319]

I know, but they are sort of entertaining

[@Dreas_Diaz88]

@@danjonmillsI actually only watched the one with Mike Epps in it so not me 🥴 sounds like you watched all of em … triggered much? 😂

[@Dreas_Diaz88]

@@mimzy4319I only literally watched one with Mike Epps in it lol I don’t even know what number that one was 😂

[@danjonmills]

So how can your dumb ass say they're garbage if you've never watched them? They made money, hence people watched and enjoyed them (whether they want to admit it or not). It's a fun series, you bet I watched them all.

[@steveangello6586]

Your reviews, commentarys, explanations of all of these movies keeps getting better and better. By far the best channel on KZbin. Thank you so much

[@emekos_]

the first scene in this movie retconning the end of the last movie is my favorite part, they never knew what they wanted or where they were going, they just kept writing. truly brings a tear to your eye.

[@kynshii]

The sideways magic bullets always gets the job done

[@josepha3805]

Yes it does

[@kynshii]

@@josepha3805 lol

[@Millienfilm81]

My favorite channel and how he reads these dumpster fires to filth. You go boy!

[@CthuluWalkingBackwards]

Bro Escape From L.A. please. The people need it.

[@EscapeCondition]

The cg in that movie lol

[@TheLamer5000]

That movie has two awesome scenes (Bangkok rules and the basketball scene) that almost make up for the entire rest of the film being garbage.

[@SinnerChrono]

I hated these movies. They were so awful. It felt like either a money laundering scam or just mila and her husband acting out kinks.

[@mattc4013]

Yay! Another review of a mega-blockbuster hit movie where an actor showed the world a thing!

[@billhobbs7077]

Kim Coates as a mutant hybrid of Joachim Phoenix and Ron Jeremy? what a concept

[@Tenebris_Sint]

Mila kicked Ali Larter so hard, she grew 4”, took a shower, and did her makeup which is 10^-679,754,018% of a Van Damme kick which single footedly resurrected Palpatine.

[@Ysckemia]

"single footedly" 🤣

[@wombatburrito5896]

No way a flower monster dragged Steve baumer down a urinal hole that Made me laugh

[@AvB.83]

09:56 To be fair, those kind of airplanes ARE quite easy to fly. In good weather, I guess. It's been a while, but if you leave aside landing (and starting), reading the instruments and all the rules involved (which don't apply here anyway), it's at worst as hard as driving a car with an automatic transmission. The rudder might cause a bit of confusion, but unless you're literally Steven Seagal, you can "fly" that plane easily and be fine until you run out of fuel or try to land.

[@castleofaargh2093]

It's laughable what they did on the rooftop with it smashing through concrete and still being flyable later! Also those yaks are incredibly noisy yet Alice and Clair have unhindered conversations at normal volume inside the cockpit with no headsets

[@hankreviewsitall5847]

Keep up the amazing work Space Ice!

[@marthaelenabrenesorozco2953]

Good video, I LOVE how you find a way to mention Steve Seagal

[@hoddtoward]

At least she doesn't waddle!

[@Ysckemia]

Space Ice doesn't discriminate male and female bad acting.👌

[@MegaNafo]

" old guy is doing some Steven Seagal level pervy" 6:53 🤣🤣🤣😂

[@Tinkertown-x9z]

I think she stayed clothed in Dazed and Confused. And I don't think we should forget to thank her for her dutiful service in all the others. What a gift.

[@samkochel6990]

This has become one of my favorite channels, please keep making videos!!!!!

[@Pyke64]

Thankfully Hollywood has gifted Space Ice with all these movie franchises that have about a hundred entries (Res Evil, F&F) so he can keep on making hilarious videos.

[@joshuablack8221]

SpaceIce, this was amazing 💯 The bit about the writer being a 7 year old, which he likely is, was hilarious 🤣🤣

[@inviinviinvi]

Can't wait for the Steven Seagal movie that is so bad it keeps telling you "I'm not fat! I'm big boned"

[@SATIVA26]

Dude i so love your channel, i am always 100% sure that i get a good laugh on Friday evening. Greetz from NL And thank you so much for making me lol every week.

[@jayforeman5299]

These movies absolutely need to be dunked on. No coherency, terrible acting and awful CGI. But at least Mila got paid I guess.

[@capitalcitygoofball1987]

"a cross between Joaquin Phoenix and Ron Jeremy" just got you one more subscriber. :)

[@OniTreefolk]

I remember seeing that this coming out in theaters and a friend trying to tell me it was an RE5 adaptation.. and while they weren't wrong, I still feel like they lied.

[@RedRaptor-ik6jt]

Bro, you're friggin hilarious 😂 i subbed after seeing your review of Seagal movies. Now I use your voice to narrate all my mistakes when I'm thinking about them later lolol

[@OblivionXDDD]

"Are you CRAAAZY" "No just poorly written" had me in tears 😂

[@numbersix8919]

Thanks for this comprehensive review, as always, keeping me abreast of must-not-watch movies that I'd otherwise have little or no idea about. Space Ice is an invaluable resource!

[@StarsForward]

Not only is Claire's brother trying to break out of a prison inside of a prison, BUT... he's ALSO played by the actor who starred in the show _Prison Break._

[@บัวสีโรเจอร์-ศ9ฝ]

No beeps in the subtitles!😂 Epic stuff Space Ice 👍

[@philosophusbellator]

Space Ice, you've salvaged another hopeless Friday night. I will ponder your wisdom through the weekend.

[@Punisher6791]

The plot and the consistency between the last 3 movies was completely stupid, not to mention the constant retconning of plots from prior movies.

[@sagaswp]

Especially 4 and 5. The Red Queen was the villain in the 4th movie, then they completely do a 180 and make her the savior of mankind in the 5th.

[@majinnemesis]

@@sagaswp i don't remember that but the red queen was the hero in the first movie, she stopped the virus from spreading outside of the hive sure she killed everyone in the hive but i guess a few dozens of people is better then milllions, if umbrella and Alice had never went in there the whole apocalypse would have never happened

[@sagaswp]

@@majinnemesis The fourth one is the huge underground simulator where Wesker sends Ada to rescue Alice, and the Queen is running the simulation trying to kill everyone. Same movie where Alice rescues her fake daughter who completely disappears in the fifth movie.

[@barry-allenthe-flash8396]

"Turns out, the Mary Sue sh*t was getting out of hand, and this isn't _Star Wars_ - *this franchise has far more integrity"* 🤣🤣🤣

[@joelnaya5341]

I am so glad that you made a video on this one 😭

[@lknanml]

Can't wait for your Resident Evil: The Final Chapter jump cut, jump cut, jump cut, jump cut, jump cut, jump cut, jump cut, jump cut, jump cut, jump cut, jump cut, WTF is going on and why do my eyes hurt so bad review drops.........

[@shadowleon659]

Transformers The Last Knight and Resident Evil The Final Chapter were so badly edited that I got blistering headache.

[@CBlaze]

This one had me cracking up at work! Nice work!

[@davidsummer8631]

How can you forget your supposed to be flying a plane!!!!!

[@kingtimmy88]

Thank you for doing the Resident Evil Movies. You are great. My 2nd favorite KZbinr!

[@chrisbg99]

How this movie franchise made it past 1 is less a mystery and more an insult.

[@pa.encema2821]

Money. It did well in the box office

[@themanwithnoname3559]

Space Ice you are a legend and have made me laugh more than you could imagine. i am a hardcore Space Ice fan and never miss an upload of yours. Im also a die hard Seagalian . Sensei Seagal has mentioned he reaches out to you for a collaboration. That will be the single most epic collab of all time. You both are gods among men and make me cry laughing every upload. Please let this happen. It will make the world a better place

[@AragornV]

Watching Resident Evil movies is like being fucking Gandalf in the Mines of Moria. "I have no memory of this place"

[@gregorydessingue5625]

The pace at which you’re putting these out is unbelievable

[@TheHumanRanger]

Wait wait wait... Is Mila Jovovich the female Steven Seagal?

[@MidnightatMidian]

Fun fact, the writer was actually one of the cryogenated zombie at the end of the movie, they just forgot to wake him up.

[@MrKockabilly]

The writers don't even know the difference between decimal and degrees

[@idlehands1864]

Dude I get no notifications on the one KZbinr I really got as can't miss

[@Jarumo76]

'Like and subscribe...if not, the spark plugs will be UNSTOPPABLE.' Oh, shit ! *hammers the subscribe button*

[@GhostDrummer]

“The writer was in a timeout” 😂😂😂

[@karnagefails333]

Just watched it to see her run around in those outfits 😂. SpaceIce, your videos are fkn hilarious dude love it 👍

[@rockutron9000]

"The writer's crayon was getting all flat, which he hates, so he tries to wrap it up instead." 🤣

[@Dream_WRLD777]

I love how there is always an explosion every time he says mega blockbuster hit movie 😂😂

[@MadHax-wt5tl]

About a 3rd of the way in I started to suspect I may have seen this "movie". By the end, I realised that, yes I have actually seen this movie. Now that's a good sign when a movie is that memorable. And that was obvious sarcasm!!?!

[@mattpierce2575]

😂😂😂 written by a 3rd grader hopped up on red vines and meth!!!

[@chrisellingsen9677]

I really appreciate the Space Ice Digest version of this movie. I can now feel very confident to fully recommend it to everyone I strongly dislike. Even watching this SID version I already sense my IQ dwindling, feeling stupider each minute this rolls on before my eyes. Thanks, you're a genius at exposing movie insanity.

[@shadowleon659]

It's just a shame that Paul WS Anderson went from directing good films like Mortal Kombat, Event Horizon, Soldier and Death Race to crap like this.

[@pa.encema2821]

Money makes people do anything

[@melodik-jt]

LMAO! This is one of your great retellings! This is up there with your "The Last Dragon" vid.

[@MrFudgepump]

I need Space Ice to know what day it is!

[@CrimeDoesNotPay]

Thanks!

[@kevinkerwin4118]

Imagine my disappointment that you glossed over the insane ending fight sequence. Truly the spark plugs have become powerful.

[@octaviovaladaoferreirinhad2689]

If some guy honestly tells me that he likes the Resident Evil movie series, I would try to change the subject or find a an excuse to leave

[@patrickdoss25]

I hate these movies so much. The actual Resident evil story is already good so why they decided to go with this will always bewilder me… the only comfort is they aren’t making any more 😂

[@hatsuneelissu5924]

7:49 the only reason to watch this movie, Michael Scofield

[@TheTootyFrooty]

Can we get a Stevie tribute video?