Steven Seagal Maximum Conviction Is So Bad It Tells You About Its Stupid Kids - Worst Movie Ever

The Steven Seagal movie Maximum Conviction with Stone Cold Steve Austin and Steven Seagal is so insufferable that it thinks people actually care about its annoying kids or anything that happens in their stupid little lives. If they win an MMA tournament or get hit by a bus, then maybe people will pretend to care, but otherwise there's no reason anyone needs to know they even exist.
#stevenseagal #badmovies #worstmovies #actionmovies

[@SpaceIce]

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[@Illustraful]

Please do the Gary Busey movie Bulletproof. It's hilarious. His catchphrase is calling bad guys "butthorn." 😂😂😂😂

[@dudepool7530]

Maybe a collab with the Sensei Segal channel? I could see you two playing off each other very well.

[@ruslanpetrovski8413]

Thank you SO MUCH for another gem!!!!!

[@REDARO11]

HahahahahahahahJjH

[@smegmanimus8434]

It’s time to do a Liam Nelson movie start with “Ice Road”

[@MetalsirenIXI]

He's probably the only person who did more movies out of his prime than in it.

[@mikoajryniak2644]

What about Bruce Willis?

[@planebreach]

His prime was like 2 seconds.

[@bigbearkat2010]

@@planebreach Even in that brief window he was a defective store brand version of Stallone.

[@MrSaiyan333]

He never had a prime, TBH.

[@BigBoiBleu]

​@@mikoajryniak2644Bruce had a long prime. Stop it

[@jackcristo1628]

"Maximum Conviction" is what Steve should receive from a judge.

[@bigbearkat2010]

It does sound like that double secret probation stuff in Animal House now that I think about it

[@moscockmule]

HOLY FUCK FDHSAFKJHDKJH

[@toweypat]

@@bigbearkat2010 Haha. "You are not just convicted, you are maximum convicted!"

[@xthee_0nly_1x11]

Stephan Seagull.

[@aleksandarjankovic39]

steve seagal or steve austin?

[@nixuniverse5240]

Petition to get Space Ice to cover China Salesman

[@MAZEMIND]

Signed

[@Bussman.]

Signed

[@wesleygriffiths8748]

Signed

[@MrSaiyan333]

And all of Seagal's early movies, like Nico or Hard To Kill.

[@AdmiralRamirez7]

I will have my body double sign it.

[@dr.emilschaffhausen4683]

Steven's uncanny ability to act like he's not acting is unmatched in all of cinema. It's incredible to watch.

[@spimbles]

i know right its like hes not even trying, a master at work

[@arup02]

"Acting without acting"

[@TheIrland09]

He just plays himself in all his movies, so he's not even required to act.

[@joshdoldersum9132]

He's literally just playing out his own fantasies. These stories have surely been writing themselves in his head since he was 8 years old.

[@dr.emilschaffhausen4683]

@@joshdoldersum9132 Most likely.

[@JohnnyMn4monic]

"A much thinner man, stole his luggage" omg, im dying laughing so hard at that scene

[@dennislaskowski3773]

"And then Seagall, who definitely only has one chin."😂😂😂

[@mcbrians.8508]

@@dennislaskowski3773 shows up... [while an Aeon Flux soundtrack plays]

[@thekiller7994]

Every Steven Seagal movie in a nutshell: -Steven Seagal is either ex special forces or ex CIA or ex something -Everyone treats Seagal like the second coming of Christ -Steven Seagal will mumble his way through scenes or require the use of voice overs from other actors -Body doubles who do everything which includes walking, standing, and fighting -Lots of plot convenience -Steven Seagal will be portrayed as a hero but commits tons of crimes -Seagal will hook up with women younger than him -Multiple plot threads that go nowhere or are completely abandoned by the end of the movie -Whenever Seagal does fight, he’s either slap fighting or fighting sitting down and never has to reload -Fight scenes will have plenty of shaky cam or jump cuts to hide Seagal’s weight or his stunt doubles -Every Seagal film is either set in Eastern Europe, Mexico, or Asia -Steven Seagal will always go to strip club even if it doesn’t contribute to the plot -Plots will usually resolve themselves in the first 20 minutes -Terrible special effects and green screen -Seagal will never hold a gun correctly -Whenever Seagal is in a team, everyone will either die or do nothing while he does all the work -One liners and jokes that fall flatter than Seagal’s “acting career” -The DEA apparently has jurisdiction over everything -Seagal will also have a family that’s introduced at the end of the movie

[@maidak]

Gotta frequent that strip club!

[@Ass_Burgers_Syndrome]

@@maidak Shit you beat me to it

[@bekker5000]

He also talks his way out of anything, even when getting arrested by the police. Either the CIA gets him out of a foreign country the moment he'd be locked up for life or he has such a BS compelling reason the chief lets him go so he can continue his warcrimes.

[@TWisM009]

Thats syphilis.

[@sharpfalcon6196]

This time, there was no leather clad love interest or leather clad Seagal in this movie.

[@spriddy69]

“Double chop.” I cant stop crying with laughter.

[@ezet]

"followed up by Irish dance kick"

[@Pikilloification]

Chop chop

[@hawaiisidecar]

​@@ezetI laughed so hard.

[@JD_79]

Right up there with "...holy shit, Red-face!"

[@jasonmaccoul]

Double chop and Irish dance kick was hilarious!

[@Illustraful]

A Seagal movie without a scene in a strip club is like an all you can eat buffet without Seagal at the front of the line.

[@ConsistentlyInconsistent21]

Fuck he loves his cookies

[@graememceachren1118]

At least we’re spared the strippers remarking about how enormous his tadger is. And how he’s the best they’ve ever had. Just don’t let him get on top!

[@Illustraful]

@RealStevenSeagal What does it take? What does it take to change the essence of a man...'s ranch dip?

[@Illustraful]

@RealStevenSeagal I need time to change...the essence of my ranch dip.

[@Illustraful]

@RealStevenSeagal I'm gonna take *you* to the bank, Mr Seagal. The food bank.

[@Sadhorror]

"Who definitely only has one chin" stooop it 😂😂😂

[@PublicNuisance2K24]

The thumbnail 😂

[@Lucky_Chase]

"A giant egg shaped man... Top egg..." When Space Ice is off to a gold standard start.

[@Dr._Klopek]

Stone Cold is the only actor in a Segal film to practice proper trigger discipline. No way he gets asked back

[@SquadJuiced]

That's because he hunts IRL with his brother.

[@maxbracegirdle9990]

Watching Steven try and hold guns in his movie is fucking hilarious, cause irl he thinks he's a weapons expert.

[@ryanakabomber]

😂😂

[@abousono1]

@@maxbracegirdle9990 Not only is he a weapons expert, but he's also the world's top expert at fiddling around with nuclear weapons.

[@jaggedskar3890]

@@abousono1 And the world's top expert in fiddling around with young babes.

[@claytronbomb7670]

My greatest fear is the day Space Ice runs out of Seagal films. I need sensei Steven to pump out some direct to streaming crap quickly.

[@civil_villain]

I just want him to redo all of them, but from the perspective that Seagal is the movie's villain.

[@donsekr8520]

Steven would do a action movie in a wheelchair, killing everyone!

[@danijelkotur1720]

Well he kind of is vilain i mean look from ppl perspective who spends their time in favorite bar and segul shows and for no reason at all he starts beat the crap out of those poor guys

[@cptcurk192]

Fear not, I just saw a really crappy movie called Wifelike. It’s main character is an actor who is giving Sensei Seagal a run for his money in creepiness. Jonathan Rhys Meyers. He has to have the ugliest smile in show business.

[@mattdubovik3082]

@@cptcurk192He’s still gonna run out of movies because it seems like Seagal has retired

[@KG-th3cr]

We badly need a Steven Seagal video game where you play as Seagal and the entire thing takes place with him sitting in a chair. Not that the entire game takes place in one place; you go all over but everywhere you go Steven is still in a chair.

[@TerrenceNowicki]

To go up any amount of stairs, you have to enter "stunt double mode."

[@KG-th3cr]

@@TerrenceNowicki *Enter some guy who is 100 lbs lighter than Seagal but dressed like him

[@thepolarphantasm2319]

You collect sexual assault powerups throughout the game until you get to the bonus stage where you are a clown on Russian state television

[@JO-ly3hi]

That would be better than watching him run like a bitch!

[@robertcatlow1881]

You can only save the game by going to the strip club

[@jakebroz9116]

Damn, Seagal has hundreds of "mega blockbuster hit movies" at this point in his career! A true icon of acting.

[@Thelemonlicorice]

He really did show the world that he's one of the actors of all time.

[@Warsrecker]

5:34 "Listen to me. Do what I say and I kill you before they kill you." What a deal.

[@Conan_the_Based]

I worked with a guy who liked Steven Seagal movies unironically. We watched this on a night shift and he was right into it. It was the weirdest thing ever.

[@machida58]

What was this guy like???

[@Dan-di9jd]

@@machida58 he was like I’ve been watching seagal films for the last 35 years.

[@Cpl.Cadaver]

I served with a guy in the NAVY who absolutely loved 80's "B" movies. Every conversation would end up with him telling everyone about Rawhead Rex, Killer Clowns from Outer Space and a number of others. Almost one dimensional but still a good guy.

[@adamb89]

Some people just really like things that suck. People who watch shit like The Room unironically and somehow find this weird hidden meaning behind everything.

[@TheZigzach]

Steven Segal movies RULE!!!!

[@Victor-sn6jd]

The next step in Steven Seagal's career is to play the bad guy in a Neil Breen movie.

[@thunderchubbs7640]

I think trying to put together a video of a Segal/Breen movie would quite literally make Space’s head explode. I don’t think the world could handle that duo.

[@markiangooley]

Neil is too thrifty and Seagal too greedy.

[@riftvallance2087]

​@@markiangooleyPlus Neil has standards

[@lazyboyzworld8463]

While uwe boll directs the movie

[@AK47BLACKice]

Throw in Tommy Wiseau. Lol

[@sanguiniusi8187]

Imagine you are an actor playing combat roles and you are so out of shape that you need a stunt man if the role youre playing requires you to move slightly faster than walking speed, but instead of getting your shit together you just accept it and have your characters sit around a lot from now on. The balls on this guy, what an absolute legend. Sure being a "movie star" is fun, but so is eating.

[@MurasakiTsukimaru]

Don't forget a body double for sitting around

[@otism8262]

And covering up that second and third chin

[@docsays]

- im sure segal says “F-that” im re-writing this script

[@cptrelentless80085]

Waddling speed not walking speed

[@lewiscoacher7781]

@@cptrelentless80085 You guys are funny as fuck. I'm throwing up-votes around like confetti.

[@kambuku__3670]

"now that he's top Egg" 😂😂😂 this channel is a gem

[@KingC89]

I like Stone Cold's new special move of poking his opponent with a screwdriver and running away.

[@LikeARo55]

Seagal is the type of person who would enter a children's school race, win and then declare himself the fastest athlete in the world.

[@dopesickdog]

Nah. No way in hell he'd win

[@luisfguitar]

He would win by stomping their legs at the start line

[@bobcrafttheking2014]

This comment made me suffocate

[@LordDeBahs]

he is like eric cartman lol . bigest possible evil pathetic individual

[@roylle6346]

​@@dopesickdoghis body double would 😂

[@davidgessin-mccully3919]

“Maximum conviction is the Steven Segal mega blockbuster hit movie where he showed the world the only thing holding him back from being a major acting star is talent, work ethic, intelligence, ability, self awareness, attractiveness, basic human decency, you know what everything, literally everything.” “He got word that a giant egg shaped man was randomly attacking innocent people which is his role mfkr”

[@pokehybridtrainer]

He'll do him an egg.

[@Eddie-j3s6e]

This nearly killed me, ok, now I have to be on medication!

[@davidgessin-mccully3919]

@@Eddie-j3s6e Lmao there isn’t usually a video I’m laughing 15 seconds in except Space Ice 😂😂

[@thethedeanshow]

He was handsome in hard to kill

[@davidgessin-mccully3919]

@@thethedeanshow You sure that wasn’t his body double? 😂

[@tljscrewjob6397]

Not even ‘Stone Cold’ Steve Austin can save this movie! That’s how you know it’s fucked.

[@ser6Ijvolk]

That's like saying "even a band-aid can't save this eviscerated man" - Steve's OK, but he isn't exactly a beacon of charisma or a good actor.

[@thereviewer3862]

@@ser6IjvolkThat’s true Steve is like The Rock, charismatic but more in his presence than personal talent. Fairly one-dimensional in their characters, but very entertaining when given the right role. They’d never be considered anything more then decent actors at best, but that puts them much higher then Seagall on a good day. As at least they have the self-awareness and experience to know where they rank.

[@ursinecanine9657]

There was only one American 'wrestler' whose presence brought true sophistication to the screen, a Steve is no Hulk Hogan 🧐

[@lautheimpaler4686]

@@ursinecanine9657 good sarcasm

[@DensilGrant]

Austin can't act either way

[@BlackHeartRyo]

That "Just kidding, double chop" got me good 11:31

[@jameswazac9898]

"Rock em sock em Seagal"! Pure poetry!

[@Mi2Lethal]

Seagal is the only 70 year old, 300 pound man in the world to wear a cap backwards.

[@rogierb5945]

To be fair, he was 'only' 60 years old when this movie came out.

[@steveaustin4013]

I’ve been to Walmart. You’d be wrong

[@VDViktor]

@@steveaustin4013hey Steve, gotta say, you were my favorite character in that movie xD

[@Ishitonyou666]

Steve’s urban , you can’t tell ?😅

[@HybridBlueDream]

That’s just his dyed hair bro

[@TrueSurvivor92]

This channel is criminally underrated.

[@theultimatereductionist7592]

DOUBLE CHOP!

[@ZukoRobin]

Yea I dont understand why he doesnt have like a million subs. It’s hilarious.

[@anthonychristianson411]

CRIMINALLY underrated, easily one of the funniest reviewers on YT

[@UncleKratos]

I lost it at "Less Black Seagal!" 😂 7:55

[@smigleson]

I always feel kinda bad for Seagal. He lives his life having to pay everyone to tell him how awesome he is and makes movies out of this to convince himself that he is what he desperately imagines himself to be. A sexy, dangerous, mysterious man that no woman can pin down for long... It is pathetic because in the end these fantasies just alienates him from improving in any way possible, both in art and in real life

[@enjoythestruggle]

It's self-inflicted and he has made money and probably had fun doing these things so difficult to feel bad for him. Especially now that he's joined Putin's propaganda machine.

[@thearkedcrown]

What's funny is he probably could have made good money off the image he had in his prime but due to his narcissism he's just a joke now

[@jmtexx]

@IStevenSeagalexactly what I was thinking. He’s the Adam Sandler but for action flicks. I’m sure other countries love him

[@jmtexx]

@IStevenSeagalyou’re a smart dude. All these people, asides the witty trolls and positives are really miserable

[@HCG]

He’s a genuinely terrible person. Don’t ever feel bad for him

[@leyazaki]

His dedication to his delusion is immeasurable

[@adamb89]

Well I mean he is getting paid, so there's that.

[@SCARFACE_805]

Steven Segul is the equivalent of "I beat up some weak people, I'm the greatest fighter who ever lived"

[@rickkarsan4491]

The Logan Paul way

[@marsayde1237]

More like “If my body double did it, that really means I did it.”

[@brandonlink7471]

Fun fact: There’s this guy who actually did that shit in real life. His name is Charlie Zelenoff, aka “the P4P goat”. Look him up, and you’ll see what I mean.

[@africaart]

He believes too much in his past glory (when the world was a different place). Now it's ridiculous. 4:46

[@ggn3]

And be dumb enough to think he can take on Gene LeBell.

[@DaYoda191]

I love how Austin the professional "fake" fighter is way more believable in fight scenes than Segall the "real" fighter

[@graememceachren1118]

SA has to make it look good. He works at it. SS hears the word ‘work’, and immediately calls for a stunt double. Doesn’t need a stunt double for the heavy fork-lifting, though.

[@yuzucrypt]

wrestling takes actual charisma and athleticism lol.

[@A_real_Ha_So]

​@@yuzucryptUp until the last few years, yes it did

[@denny414]

Shut up you take that back wrestling is real you just gotta believe

[@A_real_Ha_So]

@@denny414 It really isn't or ever has been a case of real or fake imo I'm paraphrasing Jim Cornette here but why has Brock Lesnar always been a big deal with very few detractors? It's because fans have always wanted to believe on a deep down level and Lesnar has always given that vibe, weither you liked or disliked him. Heck, I 80% knew it was scripted by the time I was 9 but people like Harley Race gave you the same vibe back then.

[@thecompanioncube4211]

Dude your sense of comedy is freaking amazing man... Keep it up. It's HILARIOUS

[@ProjectSerpo90]

Dude you are a friggen legend. I never laughed so hard 😂😂 “f*** that orphanage!”

[@davidwaynemain]

Just now finding this channel. I don't know whats funnier. The Seagal or Niel Breen vids

[@8ung8ung]

Just kidding. Double chop followed by a n Irish dance kick. That killed me😂

[@supersardonic1179]

Seagal is criminally underrated. He really should be on everyone's Top 10 Pound for Pound Comedian list. Emphasis on the Pound for Pound.

[@nicholascauton9648]

Thanks a lot, man. I spat out my water reading this.

[@broom8744]

Adding Stone Cold to this movie is like multiplying the result of your equation by 0.

[@Kaljuun13]

The amount of actors, that I like, that had to play opposite Seagal blows my mind. I get it on paycheck and everything, but still hurts to see it sometimes. At the same time...comedy gold? Austin, Michael Jai White, Louis Fan, etc. I know Austin isn't a premier actor, but I still like the man.

[@Reladan187]

Hahaha I laughed out loud

[@MikadoYuma]

It's so strange that he hasn't made it in Hollywood considering less decorated WWE wrestlers have made it, Batista for instance.

[@riftvallance2087]

​@@MikadoYumaI think it's probably his health issue preventing him for working, he broke his neck if I'm not mistaken.

[@MikadoYuma]

@@riftvallance2087 Yeah, he can do light contact though so I think he can do enough to be relatively successful in action.. but he just isn't.

[@r.e.d.docena5957]

"Because it's Seagal, instead of a chip in her brain, it's in her boobs" That laughing Seagal caught me. 😂

[@danw4490]

Seagal must have been blackmailing Stone Cold...

[@Olivershoesoff]

"Which really brightens his mood...just kidding.. DOUBLE CHOP!" You killed it on this one.

[@aylmer666]

Glad you got around to this and took it easy on me - I did about 90% of the Visual Effects in this movie 11 years ago (including the greenscreen shot used in the thumbnail).

[@Illustraful]

Did you meet Seagal himself, or did he send his body double?

[@aylmer666]

@@Illustraful I worked in the post-production on the film so never saw him. I heard he came to the studio once to ADR some lines but was late and rushed through it. Austin was a pro though.

[@Illustraful]

@@aylmer666 I'm amazed he turned up to do any ADR. I crack up at clips of his movies where he was too lazy to do his own ADR and they got a guy who sounds nothing like him.

[@dan_hitchman007]

​​@@aylmer666He was running late getting to a strip club to hit on underaged girls, I would imagine. That's why Seagal rushes through everything.

[@isaacgary6801]

You doin Gods work son, nobody wanta to work with that ass seagal🎉

[@TihetrisWeathersby]

This movie is so bad after watching it with my wife she cleaned out our savings account and vanished

[@jwnj9716]

OH THE HORROR!!!!😱

[@RuiLuz]

She is probably sleeping with Seagal, don't worry, you ain't losing much.

[@supersardonic1179]

I wouldn't worry about it too much. If she's ever found, you can take her to court aand stipulate the $2.50 she stole as her entitlement to the divorce.

[@BadTV1993]

If it was your idea to watch it, you deserve everything you had done to you...

[@burritoboy2751]

​@@BadTV1993😂😂😂

[@jesussaves21]

Steven Seagal is so bad that it almost seems like he is trolling everyone. It would be hilarious if he was just playing a character to see just how dumb he could get before being exposed lol.

[@ironleeFPS]

The “rifle in the wrong hand again” thing you were talking about is not a mistake, it’s a shooting technique usually used in CQB to keep yourself more behind cover if aiming / peaking out of both sides of cover. It’s a technique almost no one uses because it requires you switch shooting eyes to aim down your sights as well. It’s more or less been proven as too slow and not worth doing. You’ll see it done in Professional paintball matches more than anywhere else. Basically it’s Seagal trying to look tactical and cool😂

[@JoeMama-fl9fb]

You know damn well seagal had no idea about all that

[@GraveUypo]

what is the explanation for the stock ABOVE his shoulder then? i mean, other than he being too fat to lean down and aim on the proper position

[@Kelechi149]

Stone cold steve austin broke his back carrying this movie and seagal

[@bigbearkat2010]

If only Seagal had his body double for those scenes too

[@skylined5534]

​@@bigbearkat2010 That little bitch, running away with Seagull's suitcase defibrillator. Absolutely shockingly unprofessional!

[@MimosaSTG]

Was drinking coffee when you dropped that "Just kidding! Double Chop!" What a catastrophic situation that was.

[@TammoKorsai]

That's why I always pause a Space Ice video before drinking.

[@ramseybolton1258]

Steven Seagal is so bad at acting, even the furniture in his movies overacts in comparison!

[@maxtracker2904]

“They say ‘no’, which he takes as ‘yes’.” Classic Seagal! 😅

[@McMillanScottish]

I love how KZbin puts this movie right at the top of the video’s suggestions of what “to buy or rent”.

[@Jibb3rs]

"Now that he is top egg" made me laugh harder than it probably should have 😅

[@willbohland3698]

I heard that mother fucker birthday!

[@Jibb3rs]

One episode he said "but then, Steven Segal did something that blew away both of his fans" lol 😆

[@willbohland3698]

@@Jibb3rs LMFAO. Did he no-look corner shoot both fans? I guess that's more of an Alec Baldwin move.

[@willbohland3698]

@jasonbourne8245 Space Ice is peak KZbin. This channel is one of the very best. I can't get enough of the scene where the guy falls through the skylight like a sack of potatoes. That's one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

[@Jibb3rs]

@@willbohland3698 I think all he did was run like 5 steps lol 😆

[@brookss2141]

That Irish dance kick is amazing. Segal always coming up with fresh techniques.

[@maxwellekleberry9629]

“If you want to catch a Seagal you have to become a Seagal” 😂 😂 😂

[@ssoory6343]

"Spiderman and dipshit..." are the best duo ever 😂😂😂

[@michaelbauer2950]

"Followed by an Irish dance kick..." that one had me rolling

[@Kelveron]

We should start a petition to demand Steven Seagal make more crap movies, so Space Ice can review them. Vote up if you agree.

[@nicholascauton9648]

As much as I love Space Ice roasting Steven Seagal, I feel like an overload of Seagal movies might negatively affect Ice’s psyche.

[@Kelveron]

@@nicholascauton9648 Good point! Let's start a second petition to crowdfund for Space Ice's therapy sessions....just in case!

[@juliusmatijosius2219]

I'm always baffled by how Space Ice keeps finding new ways to roast Steven Seagal within each video

[@theultimatereductionist7592]

"Seagal expertly falls while his gun bounces around with pinpoint accuracy" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@p.d.l7023]

Steve Austin = 255lbs. Stephen Seagal = 552lbs.

[@melvynsngltn27]

😅😅😅

[@majinnemesis]

10:50 why isn't he the star of the movie?

[@kaydee66781]

Because Steven would be VERY offended.

[@_Paul_N]

I hope Seagal never stops pumping out bad movies. Dude is an absolute legend at being a lolcow in the action genre. Literally the gift that keeps giving 😂

[@rickvinson8324]

According to IMDB he's coming out with a "sequel" to "Above the Law".

[@adamb89]

The chin that won't stop swingin

[@gulfstream7235]

It's all a money laundering racket from his shady east european backers....

[@GraemeMcdonald-ec3ub]

If you want to catch a seagal you have to become a seagal had me rolling 😂

[@Ender7j]

The next time my kids act up: “You mad at us, Dad?” Me: “Nope.” Double-chop. “Not anymore.” Thanks for the inspiration Space Ice. Children everywhere are already on better behaviors.

[@jasonmaccoul]

Hilarious! 😂

[@j3dwin]

I thought you were going to say "The next time my kids act up I'm making them watch this movie."

[@Ender7j]

@@j3dwin that’s a good idea lol

[@Necroverse19]

​@@Ender7jI'm reporting you to CPS if you make your kids watch any of his movies.

[@Aggron300]

”To catch a Seagal you have to become a Seagal” 🤣

[@themindofxx9678]

Steven Seagal as the next John Wick villain. No I'm not high, you don't have any proof of that.

[@anthonyharrison5116]

"Spiderman and Dipshit" The sequel we all need.. ☠️

[@skliff5907]

These are gold. "Just kidding double chop" had me crying 😂

[@mckill85]

"The highest kick of his career.." lmfao 😂😂😂

[@chuckjones1342]

This is probably the worst shape that I've ever seen seagal! How the hell can he keep doing these movies !

[@deBrawnyo]

"they agree to become human sheilds while he eliminates the hostages". This one video is more entertaining than Seagal's entire filmography.

[@yesyoucanTellme]

Steve Austin is an incredibly captivating figure to watch. It's impossible to resist his charm.

[@raylopez99]

WWE/WWF also enjoying record revenues lately. Same cannot be said for Seagal movies.

[@taxidude]

Get in the ring with him and you'll soon want to resist his charm!

[@richardcrew417]

@@taxidude You can't charm a Rattlesnake

[@davidcarter6659]

Did he say "I promise, I'll kill you before they kill you"?😂 Can't pass up that deal.

[@salim_abid_]

I need to watch the movie now to confirm if that is the actual line lol

[@maxwellekleberry9629]

MEGA BLOCKBUSTER HIT MOVIE 😂 I love it

[@brandonlink7471]

Yeah. In Seagal’s mind. 😂

[@FirstLast-dh8ks]

3:30 "who defintely only has one chin"

[@The_ZeroLine]

You made me choke on water when you said “The Seagal, who definitely only has one chin...:” 😂

[@tahaakkus8829]

sensei seagal never disappoints

[@greenkoopa]

🙏

[@theotherohlourdespadua1131]

To disappoint...

[@skylined5534]

He's like the Neil Breen of action movies!

[@edgaraggtown]

"Just kidding! Double chop!" That shit had me going😂

[@destiny.cookie]

It never gets old ripping on Steven Seagal 🤣 thank you Space Ice.

[@ivanstrydom8417]

0:38 ... so early into the video and I am already gasping for air with laughter.

[@sethlangston181]

In Seagal movies, if one of his assistants is male and gets captured, he is the only survivor in an attack where dozens of ither agents are killed, and Seagal completely forgets about his partner until near the end of the movie, and the partner is either killed or managed to escape without Seagal's help because (A) Seagal is too lazy, uninterested, or trying to hook up with a barely legal girl to help his partner or (B) the guards who are supposed to restrain and/or torture the partner is too stupid or incompetent, making it really easy for the partner to escape. Also, this said partner does 90% of the work and can do their own stunts without a stunt double.

[@joeblack333]

I clicked on this faster than seagal could snatch all the mf birthdays!

[@mattscott2664]

Eating and harassing women are the only things sensei does with maximum conviction

[@Mattman90]

I live for these Seagal videos

[@jaysay7333]

seagal is the only hollywood nerd that literally started AT THE TOP of his game, and just never stopped sinking since lol. Shit worked in the 80s but dude just blew up his ego and never adapted to the times, and how hes still making movies? i have no fucking clue, are they making any money?

[@UranusKiller]

Every character in Steven Seagull's movies is the bad guy and it seriously makes things WAY more complicated than you'd expect. 😅

[@boozypixels]

I'd rather be shot in the balls for every movie he's made instead of watching them. You're doing the lord's work

[@srinathvs2647]

he has made more than two movies. At this point you would be on a great ball deficit, greater than even the US credit financial deficit.

[@supersardonic1179]

Are you a Krogan?

[@lucariothehorrorguy5641]

Bro thinks he's Senator Vernon Trent.

[@joshuablack8221]

Seems a bit exaggerated 😂😂😂

[@AngxIzzXO]

Thats syphilis!

[@listerofsmeg884]

'a giant egg shaped man randomly attacking innocent people ' Isn't That's just basically every Seagal movie since they went straight to video?

[@omicsonic]

We all know Seagal is top egg

[@jl-nz7gh]

Seagal waddles better than Howard... I just now realized I need a Space Ice review of Howard the Duck.

[@franthehonest-eyes4883]

Maximum Conviction: Seagal Heroes, the game, coming soon 😂

[@grapeshot]

You forgot to mention his gut is holding him back also.

[@darkchild130]

He said "literally everything" so it’s covered.

[@skylined5534]

​@@darkchild130 Takes a lot to cover it though 😂

[@markvanpopering4598]

It's not holding him back, it's tipping him forward.

[@velkyn5173]

The supporting roles moved more muscles in this movie than Seagal did in his entire career.

[@JimmyDoresHairDye]

Space Ice reviewing a Segal movie - perfect way to kick off my weekend.

[@putzthewondersloth]

Stone Cold fighting Booker T in a grocery store was far more believable than this.

[@orebb2204]

Why Stone Cold? Why??? Why would you be in a Seagull movie?😭

[@playerknownasmousecop]

The “oh my god stop it” technique made me spit a lil bit of my beer out

[@YerDrunkDad]

"Oh my God, Stop it!" 😂 Your recaps are better than every seagal movie ever made...

[@martinivanov5359]

Being better than all Seagal movies combined is actually not that hard, I mean, the bar is already set low enough as it is. But yea, this guy is awesome :D

[@jasonmaccoul]

Seagal should be paying you for the advertising. I’ve never even heard of these films!

[@blazespaniel8160]

" double chop followed by an irish dance move" always quality commentry

[@allenbuller8645]

"Seagal who definitely only has one chin" took me out 💀

[@ChristopherSaindon]

0:28 The *waddle!* 🤣