Steven Seagal's Flight Of Fury Is So Bad It Killed Santa - Worst Movie Ever

The Steven Seagal "movie" Flight Of Fury isn't actually a movie, but some sort of ancient gateway to hell that only exists as a test for humanity that we've all failed. Don't watch it. Don't acknowledge that it exists. It feeds on your pain and only makes Seagal stronger.
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[@SpaceIce]

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[@jswets5007]

Steven Segal's Flight of Fury is so bad that he proves Santa exists, and then kills him in front of a preschool, all on a live stream that is automatically downloaded to every device which is connected to the Internet and then it plays on repeat until the device is unplugged.

[@plaguebunnyproductions]

Can you review In To The Sun? It's the movie when Segal believes he's Japanese. It was the first Segal movie I ever saw.

[@lisaturtle933]

@@bollockjohnson6156 See you posting similar things on a few space ice's videos. You're an obsessed stalker 🤣

[@scarah3127]

@@bollockjohnson6156 You go to space ice's channel and just mash f5 all day? I swear you say the same thing on all his videos as soon as they come out. Guy's living rent free in your head 24/7

[@lezellbrown8835]

I'm begging you for a review of china salesman 🙏🏾 🙏🏾 🤣🤣🤣

[@whitemamba3085]

“Seagal flies to Afghanistan, and due to the extra weight, has to be fueled the entire flight.” 😂😂😂😂

[@ks8452]

I spit out my coffee when I heard that. Hilarious!

[@bourneslippy8039]

The "posthumously transferred back to the navy" really put it over the top for me 🤣

[@SuperDutyDave]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@ibetthisisnttakenyet]

Hahaha. Best line.

[@luisalfonsoalba9730]

Best comment ever for this award winning action movie...

[@commanderkeen3787]

This movie is so bad that my father who abandoned me at 7 years old came back home to smash the TV on which I was watching it and then abandoned me again

[@pinrod1]

You must be 8 years old by now? Time to start supporting yourself. Dads never coming back from getting cigarettes and booze. 🤷

[@Stonecutter334]

😂

[@nathanadler1452]

He did the right thing.

[@gapsule2326]

Thats called parenting you ungrateful brat. Just for that Im adopting you and then leaving.

[@artrobles7284]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@1984Phalanx]

I always laugh so hard at your lines about how bloodthirsty Steven Seagal is. "He drives into oncoming traffic hoping to take out a family" lmfao

[@adamhaha7572]

yup! xD

[@pillemcphilsen8529]

Seagull can't help himself. It's his dark passenger.

[@szhaka7251]

Bloodthirsty for innocent people 😆

[@freedomfighter1171]

But these slippery bastards keep swerving out the way😂😂

[@vipersuphere]

"with one solid punch to the stomach!!" lmao

[@sas2300]

"And it's never mentioned again" 😂 The ranger, seal, ranger, seal switcheroos was fecking brilliant 😂

[@Chuck_EL]

The genius of Steven Segal and his incoherent plot threads

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

What if there were both, a seal team and a ranger team that both wanted the job, because dying in a Seagal film is still better than sitting through the whole thing, so whatever team lost snuck on the plane and joined in anyway

[@Th3Kingism]

I called up my buddy in the SEALS and he said they do this all the time, when they hit Bin Laden, they switched from being SEALS to Army Rangers like 15 times.

[@partyboi8773]

Seriously, the Rangers, then SEALS, then Rangers thing I f-ing wanted to die laughing. So a Seagal movie has weaker writing and script editing than me and my friend playing army in the yard at age 8.🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mastervader4444]

“Slides across the entire store like a greased up penguin”. My man gives seagal 0 breaks and I love it 😂

[@maurobertolone5198]

"prentending like recoil doesn't exist" is a little but nice detail that further proves 0 breaks given !😂 and that's what's great about SI

[@Dingbotz]

That’s my favourite line!

[@jasonmahar-gf9pk]

Me too. Iceman kills!!!

[@jasonmahar-gf9pk]

And I still believe in Santa Claus lmao

[@jcr4pr]

😂😂💀💀💀

[@lbmix4732]

The line about the $100 in the register split four ways being life changing nearly killed me 😂😂😂

[@amadoujalloh1932]

😂🤣😂😂🤣

[@amadoujalloh1932]

😃🤣😂😀😂🤣😃

[@AbhijithPR-i8n]

🤣

[@takuansoho5836]

The "sliding across the entire store like a greased up penguin" did that for me XD

[@xilencered7788]

It's funny but something similar happened in real life. 4 armed robbery stole some cig packs and what appeared to be about $200 😂

[@Pooby1000]

"... a neck full of ass knife" Those words have never been used in that order in history.

[@Lucidplays34]

History is meant to be made.

[@roryslaine7896]

Lmao it's like the name of a spaghetti western movie you'd see being advertised in GTA or something.

[@thehound6264]

"Neck full of ass knife" is a timeless phrase.

[@Luke-zh5xe]

I'm naming my band this

[@basedbane787]

Tbf id be terrified if a dude pulled a knife out of his ass 😂

[@F15cCrewdawg]

I need a T-Shirt with this phrase 😂

[@nathanwilliams4005]

@@Luke-zh5xe I really hope it's a metal band. 🤘

[@bullainsworth3130]

@@Luke-zh5xeHow could one not want to go see Neck Full of Ass Knife?

[@trippy5026]

"Making sense has no place in a Seagal movie." Sounds about right. Someone please give this guy the Presidential Medal of Freedom simply for torturing himself watching this movie so we don't have to.

[@raulramirez1828]

Steven Seagal is truly inspirational! He has never let his complete lack of talent or ability as an actor, storyteller and filmmaker stand in the way of his dream of becoming an actor, storyteller and filmmaker.

[@nickimillennium]

The American Dream. LOL

[@seancidy6008]

The best actors are not convincing in action films.

[@rasszo8729]

So much so that I'm beginning to think these movies are just a way to wash money or something. Nothing else makes sense.

[@918HUMAN]

​@@rasszo8729mostly its to sleep with young desperate actresses

[@sadLeshrac]

did you write the one from Neil Breen's movie too (from the same channel) or did you just copy paste it and replaced Breen's name with Seagal's?

[@jcdentonunatco]

let me get this straight. They picked some random dude off the street who just killed people in a convienience store and decided to give him a top secret mission, put him on a flight in a SR-71 blackbird to go fight some battle for them?

[@anthonymaddison9588]

Pay attention.

[@hibbity_hooblah]

Sensei Seagal is not a " random dude"

[@Pandalka]

a few minutes earlier I thought it would be a perfect parody of Seagal's films if the main character was given a mission to take down an international drug cartel, but in the first 5 minutes he walks into a convenient store to buy cigarettes and after being told how much it is, he shoots the clerk, takes the cigarettes and walks away, AND none of this is mentioned later. then I saw your comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Duke_Of_Havoc]

To everyone else, this plotline was completely stupid. To Seagal, this was a masterpiece.

[@solotopfeeder6976]

Yeh

[@flinch622]

"... and due to the extra weight has to be refueled the entire flight" Epic writing, once again

[@Kris.G]

Nearly shit myself when I heard it lol

[@F40PH-2CAT]

In an SR-71fatbird, amirite?

[@anon9469]

Can we all just appreciate how that woman at the beginning didn't even *try* to look like she fainted?

[@GabrielAngelfire]

She didn't faint. She realized if she stayed up, she would've had to make out with Seagul. So then she decided to play dead and get out of the movie. 🤣

[@jimmyzhao2673]

@@GabrielAngelfire That ploy works until Seagal discovers necrophilia

[@Dr.Gunsmith]

That was the dest part and best acting in the movie 😂

[@CyberBeep_kenshi]

Oscar worthy material 😂😂

[@airiohuodionisrael3500]

😂😂😂😂

[@Bhair206]

Seagal needs to make like 6 or 7 movies a year. I absolutely love these tear downs 😂😂

[@thesaltyonion4899]

With as much thought he puts in these movies he can make one every week

[@Manglet762]

One of his movies supposedly took 28 days to make, so if that's correct you've likely got 6 or 7 and more by now, and more to come later if he keeps making movies.

[@thesaltyonion4899]

@@Manglet762 that’s no surprise. Going by how shit they are the only time they would take a second cut is if when something actually cool happens accidentally the first time.

[@sublimeade]

so this is the fault of people like you

[@SavedByFaith9981]

@@sublimeadeso insightful

[@jitin785]

"Segal shows off his expert driving by throwing it into fourth gear from a dead stop" got me real bad.. LMAO!🤣🤣🤣

[@davidbass6460]

I had to pause the video at that point. This really took me out. Laughing so hard I'm crying lmao

[@alwaysOPEN4business]

​​@@davidbass6460 wow weird to know I'm not the only one that had to stop the vid to finish laughing at that lol

[@enzoitgoes8335]

(6:44) “Robert fkn DeNiro shows up to give him an assist…” that’s fkn golden man!

[@rossbach451]

I spent a year in Afghanistan. NOT ONCE was I treated to hot girl on girl action. Mr Seagal, you are a legend! Space Ice, brilliant as ever!

[@planescaped]

Yeah... that part of the movie was as incredibly random as it was nonsensical. So typical Steven Seagull.

[@visassess8607]

You obviously weren't as cool, badass, smart and sexy Steven Seagal is

[@OnPointFirearms]

How many times did you transfer back and forth from Army and Navy?

[@exeterra4825]

You werent keeping a knife in your ass. Thats the key

[@dominyquewray8668]

Did 3 tours. NEVER! EVER! Seen any girl on girl action! If only I could be like Seagal! 😭😭😭

[@worldoftrollsdom]

Worst part is... Someone in this world probably saw this movie and LOVED IT 😶

[@roshan4995]

That someone is Seagal

[@eternalproductions]

Russians

[@royalrumble6531]

I loved this movie 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

[@askedkedeldeif]

Yeah I someone like that lol

[@spawnkeeper999]

​@@eternalproductions Chinese

[@loco79PL]

"And it's never mentioned again" 😂 I always love that part

[@andrewleah1983]

Not only is this film a direct rip off of Black Thunder with Michael Dudikoff but In an interview on young actresses being pressured to perform nude, Ciera Payton said she had just turned 18 when she was cast in a lead role opposite Steven Seagal in this film. It was her first professional acting job, and filming would take place in Romania. But before accepting the role, neither the film's producers nor her agent showed her the film's full script. So it wasn't until halfway through her flight from the U.S. to Romania that she read the entire screenplay for the first time and discovered a scene in which a character comes out of the shower naked. She said she panicked when she realized it was her character. She would also be performing a sex scene with another woman. When she stepped off the plane, knowing no one else on set and without enough money to even place an international phone call, Payton decided to go straight to the top and approached Seagal in his trailer. After thanking him for the opportunity, she explained that she hadn't been informed about the expected nude scene, and she wasn't comfortable performing it. "He's kind of sitting there," said Payton, "and he's trying to think of what to say, and he goes, 'You won't even show your tits?'" The actor sent Payton outside and gathered some of the other on-set higher-ups into his trailer, all of whom were male. Then he called Payton back in to question her. Was she really not going to perform the nude scenes? Wouldn't she just take her top off? "At one point," says Payton, "somebody in the room is just like, 'You know, we stuck our neck out to hire you for this.'" When Payton's post-shower scene in "Flight of Fury" was finally filmed, she convinced on-set higher-ups to let her wear a negligee rather than appear nude. Producers of "Flight of Fury" did not respond to multiple requests for comment. Seagal also has not been available for comment, and Anthony Falangetti, an attorney representing Seagal, states that, "It appears based upon Ms. Payton's assertions, that she did not have to do anything she didn't want to do." Still, she was pushed far beyond her comfort zone; she was clothed for the sex scene with her female co-star, but their interaction was graphic, and it was choreographed by the same all-male team that pressured her to perform topless. "They are choreographing, 'Suck her breast here, kiss her there, pull her hair back," says Payton. "And they keep saying, 'Remember what you're doing, that's good, that's good.' It was so creepy. ... I just felt really (terrible), and very powerless." It took Payton, who has since gone on to appear on "Californication," "Ballers" and "The Walking Dead," a long time to come to terms with what happened. "To be reduced to some sex toy or something, none of that feels good," she said. Seagal is a horrible sex pest who multiple women have accused of sexual assault. His movies are the least of his crimes.

[@donmcdouglas5017]

true

[@tomortiz3514]

Just say I know he got a 16 year old babysitter prego from the neighbors

[@Theodore_Twombly]

​@@tomortiz3514 British for PREGNANT.

[@jae9843]

Whaaaaat? A sex pest? Seagal? No way would I have ever thought that with almost literally every one of his movies having gratuitous nudity/sex/stripper scenes

[@Bigedub101]

😮😮That's crazy and I figured most these scenes are kinda forced

[@InfiniteDeckhand]

I love how ''and then he just starts murdering everyone'' applies so well to almost every Seagal movie. Seriously, he really needs to keep his blood lust in check.

[@paydn202]

he killed the cashier too lmao

[@goofygrandlouis6296]

He was suspicious.

[@paydn202]

@@goofygrandlouis6296 lol "you know what imma just hit a full sweep tonight" lmao

[@Chuck_EL]

"You set it off, and walk away...when ya don't care about the people you killed"- Lonely Island Boys "Cool guys don't look at explosions"

[@bruceellenburg429]

Had to be so he could get free coffee

[@noelht1]

For the LOLs

[@NegotiableHemingway]

Whosever job it is to paint Seagals hairline on each day deserves a medal

[@OvalRock]

Paint? I thought it was a scrap of beach towel dyed black.

[@matocharles7637]

"A man that has a plot can make a great movie" - A movie producer "A man that has lost the plot can make any movie" - Steven seagal

[@karthiksubramanian2279]

🤣

[@davidnordmeyer513]

🤣

[@guilherme5094]

🤣

[@maurobertolone5198]

"What's a plot?" - Seagal

[@bilalattique]

🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍

[@RichardPonsford-kv2uy]

Wasting the cashier, and then walking off Scott free, was GOLD.

[@cea5er]

"But whatever" & "The movie never explains" are two basic characteristics of every classic Seagal movie .

[@marsayde1237]

“Nothing ever comes of it, and it’s never mentioned again!”

[@crispypudding]

For me it's the strip scene. But this movie proves me wrong

[@jrbear-qb4ko]

Whenever Space Ice reviews another Steven Seagal movie my day gets 10 times better.

[@PosranaRegistrace]

It is like a Christmass, but any day of the year.

[@khaledhussein421]

I use Space Ice as “laugh therapy”. Whenever I feel tired or down, I just watch one of your Seagal videos and just naturally laugh. It is amazing.

[@reservoirdude92]

I'm right there with ya, partner. Comedy unites us all!

[@reesetorwad8346]

8:30 "...Seagal's Dark Passenger..." I noticed that auto-caption correctly capitalized "Dark Passenger." Nice "Dexter" reference, sir! 💋👍

[@peteraustin4295]

I haven't laughed so hard at anything since at least 2016 - thank you SpaceIce. And I was by myself when I watched this, meaning I wasn't just laughing to fit in with friends! That's the mark of a truly special piece of comedy. So good.

[@dazbeal5438]

same bro it usually takes a lot 2 get me goin. stil gt tears now lmfao

[@funnyhypocrites]

Made my dead person in me laugh after a looong time !!

[@seanmcclure]

The way they CGI’d out the wheelchair and replaced it with legs in this film is Oscar worthy.

[@gmr7494]

When Seagal has a young, hot American girlfriend living in a village in the middle of Afghanistan isn't the most ridiculous thing about this movie, then you know you've really got a classic!

[@sbtig9637]

Only a man with true courage and sheer determination like Steven Seagal can make such kind of movies

[@kdhavle]

Or watch them.

[@adoredpariah]

It might could be.

[@markbrisec3972]

"Slides across like a greased up penguin"... Mega LOL... Where do you come up with this Space? That is some serious comedic talent . Keep 'em coming Space, I can't get enough of the reviews.. P.S. You should make a video on any one of a plethora of movies churned out by the Asylum Productions for the ScyFy channel. If you're not familiar with them those are usually the monster movies with giant crocs, snakes, sharks, etc...

[@luisjrcadena9675]

As a Marine I couldn't stop laughing and was hard to breathe for 1 hour after the whole ranger, seal transfer part 🤣

[@royalrumble6531]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣 I am still laughing when I find out Afghan terrorist leader is a British

[@Dsntmtter2ME]

That part has my sides hurting right now. "Posthumously transferred back to the navy." 🤣

[@Tracked350Z]

How about going into enemy territory with a pistol. Haha

[@bennygerow]

You see that pineapple with the spoon still on it at 10:30 ?

[@guiseppe36749]

@@bennygerow LMAO

[@SaRkAsMuSoNe-]

This movie has been an inspiration. I have now been dictator of a decently sized African country for about a decade and I would not have made it without him! Thank you, Steven Seagull

[@jaggedskar3890]

"Slides like a greased up penguin!" 😅

[@benkenobi6582]

“After taking the first guy out with several dick shots, he does this highly advanced shuffle move before he falls on the ground and slides across the entire store like a greased up penguin and kills two of the other robbers along with the cashier who just rubs Seagal the wrong way. “ My god I was laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe. Good god Space Ice is the best thing on YT

[@Ass_Burgers_Syndrome]

"He pulls himself up with so much power that he pops straight through the top and Teenwolfs it to freedom" "And slides across the floor like a greased-up penguin" LMAO that shit had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣

[@ursinecanine9657]

"neck full of ass knife" caught me

[@mindsetmotivation9124]

Dead...

[@JamesBrown-fd1nv]

In one of these critiques Space Ice shows Segal driving away from the bad guys in the middle of the flat desert and uses a maneuver to lose them, "by turning slightly left" 😂🤣🤣🤣😂 I guess that move also makes you invisible 🤔

[@paulhorseman105]

I want to like this, but you have 69 likes. 🤷‍♂️

[@Macromental]

Ditto

[@veganbutcherhackepeter]

"Seagal then flies to Afghanistan and due to the extra weight has to be refueled the entire flight!" 😂😂😂

[@sharpfalcon6196]

"They get spotted by... someone, and the chase is on. But, Seagal mindfucks them, and is now the one doing the chasing. Then, they do a mindfuck of their own and are now in a completely different vehicle, chasing Seagal again." The narration in that car chase is comedy gold.

[@yoursonisold8743]

I died laughing when Nosepicky killed everyone for Seagal by doing the Flashdance. How do you come up with these lines? haha

[@dernkross9095]

me too!!! hahahaha

[@RankedThreeGuys]

"A Neckfull of Ass-knife" The Steven Seagal Story.

[@rydeljrom6970]

That Dexter Morgan reference caught me off guard in the same way that Seagal sneaks up behind unsuspecting bad guys.

[@TBKGOLDY]

it was epic.

[@sts25186055]

Or, just as frequently, sneaks up in front of them.

[@anonymousperson6119]

@@sts25186055 you fuckin beat me to it…

[@tdylan]

Believing that making something invisible to the naked eye also renders it invisible to electronic detection systems is the most Seagal thing I've heard so far today.

[@BiffTech05]

You got that backwards mate.

[@JonFloFPV]

“…neck full of ass knife” is cathartic poetry

[@Kroggnagch]

I'm not surprised the guys in the convenience store didn't notice Seagal, after all, he plays a lifeless clump of mass pretty well.

[@200wattstudio8]

"Neck full of ass knife" LOL

[@willygonutz9687]

Sometimes I get so caught up in watching episode after episode of Space Ice that I forget to hit the like button, but then I think: "I'll just hit it next time" Because I'm going to watch them all 7, 8, 9, 10 times.

[@Zeithri]

I completely lost it about doing a shuffle move which allowed him to get so greasy he could slide across the floor and then shoot everyone including the Cashier 🤣

[@simonwaugh5519]

Segal is such an awesome F-117 pilot, he can make switching on Forward Looking Infrared Radar and Downward Looking Infrared Radar to instead launch one counter-measure flare each which completely fool the NON-infrared seeking, semi active radar homing that guides the AIM-7 Sparrow AAM. No doubt this skill was something he learned from his difficult childhood.

[@KaijinD]

Is there any lazier yet pervasive trope than the "people decide to happen to rob the store that the hero is in so he can discover his skills?"

[@brb1994]

The part where the army rangers transfer to the navy and become seals in the plane and then transfer back the the army mid air killed me! 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@marsayde1237]

And then they somehow manage to transfer back to the Navy despite all being killed.

[@Mecha120]

3:34 Cops literally watching an innocent man get murdered "Wow, Steven's so cool!"

[@bartimeaus5033]

Steven seagal is a hidden talent. Let’s keep it hidden.

[@jaysonlee4394]

"neck full of ass knife"🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@matheusarruda6462]

The name of his next movie right there.

[@cohencocosauls9608]

Everytime i hear the start of the review..."this is a Steven Seagal movie...Where he shows the World"...IM DEAD ALREADY🤣😭😭

[@BryceDocherty]

Dude I am SO glad you make these videos. I seriously cry watching them. Please never stop.

[@BigDaddyBeefPatty]

"He judo chops this guy in the body armor"😂😂😂😂

[@Illustraful]

Space Ice should upload twice a week. His videos are gold.

[@BoisegangGaming]

The fact he kills the cashier along with the robbers is just peak grimderp.

[@cliffmkabela5953]

In every Seagal movie there's always someone who's gonna talk about how awesome he is 😁😁

[@GradKat]

“Takes one guard out with a solid punch to the helmet …. the other one with a broom shot to the nuts” 🤣🤣🤣 Every line of this review is pure gold!!

[@ryudragonpunch9025]

That Dark Passenger line with the theme music from Dexter was priceless 😊

[@grapeshot]

$100 split four ways is life-changing money😄😄😄

[@_vldn_]

"Mega blockbaster hit movie" at the start always gets me. 😂

[@lurex8957]

Aka money laundering scheme

[@_vldn_]

@@lurex8957 Exactly.

[@jimpaek]

"Seagal gets Afghanistan" got me spitting my cereals

[@haydenanderson245]

"A neck full of ass knife." That busted me up.

[@marian6593]

These wonderful reviews on Seagal's questionable acting abilities reminds me to feel utterly ashamed that I used to idolise him Thank God I grew out of that sad time in my life. Thanks Space Ice! 😂

[@lookingforlove839]

There is no shame in that. There was a time when he was really popular. I never really got his appeal, i was more of a Schwarzenegger guy back then.

[@marian6593]

@@lookingforlove839 aw, thanks for your comforting words! 😁

[@StainsStainsStains]

you poor soul

[@ChimpFromSpace]

He fooled a lot of people for a number of years, and was in some real movies back in the day.

[@marian6593]

@@StainsStainsStains I've made a full recovery thanks to Space Ice and the hilarious comments you guys make on.all the reviews. 😂😂😂

[@darkguset]

"Seagal flies to Afghanistan and due to the extra weight has to be refilled the entire flight" 5:22 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@jordanvelez2840]

R.I.P. Nosepicky, the real MVP of this masterpiece

[@vasvas8914]

THAT dude I would watch

[@fixme.96]

Yearly gout checkup got me lmao

[@viktormogilin307]

ON DEADLY GROUND WITH GOUT, now that's badass, tough cookie 😂😢😂

[@Deeknoww]

The whole premise of the US Navy Rangers is so comical. Like they wouldn’t be parachuting near enemies so they don’t get shot down. I’m also pretty sure they don’t use MP5K sub machine guns as standard issue, not to mention the super cliche and poor “tactical” gear they wear

[@eddiezatt5481]

Space Ice + Steven Seagal = like immediately

[@dio4296]

"A neck full of ass knife" i fucking can't

[@linnamuuf]

I have never laughed so hard...:D Every second is pure gold. Thank you, SpaceIce!

[@martinrenzhofer8241]

Mr. Seagal, as pointed out by Mr. Space Ice, is also the master of continuity. His clothing/jackets often changes mid-scene. Shows how the level of professionalism attached to these, ahem, movies.

[@KellyBergerDeusVult]

Like a greased up penguin.... holy shit that made me laugh

[@vnikyt]

The air force general with his flexible airborne ranger seals really bump up the movie's authenticity for me

[@jordanbooth4470]

These are just too funny, I had to explain to my co-worker why I was laughing so hard on shift. Please don’t stop until you’ve done all of Seagal’s filmography

[@bombomos]

I was mad about dumb stuff at work. But now Ice Space has cured my rage and I have become a Monk with pure happiness. Thank Space Ice

[@sawgrassgator]

I tried watching this movie years ago. I got to the convenient store scene. When he slid "across the entire store like a greased up penguin” I shut it off. I couldn't take any more stupidity.

[@majackslelo827]

2:51 he also killed the cashier😂🤣🤣🤣. So who was Steven Seagal trying help??🤔😂😂🤣

[@ichthyander45]

Long live this channel mate...I don't think I laughed this much in a long time...I love the part where the robber in the store was holding back his laugh and the swoosh thing with the knife...uuuu..my stomach is hurting...

[@mar10ssj1]

How has this movie NOT been nominated for an Academy Award?!?!?

[@rudysega]

"He plunges to his death like a effing boss..." LOL. 😆

[@Pjb93]

LMFAO Top Gut is that a new thumbnail? Swear I watched this before but didn't notice. That's golden haha

[@evillebron627]

Ahhhh...the old "hidden knife in the ass" trick. Seagal is a master of weaponry.

[@Stonecutter334]

A Neckful of Assknife. That should be the title of his next film! Hilarious as always.

[@louditalian1962]

Did my man just held an Ak with a single arm fully extended without recoil lol. Also the part of the Afghans dancing was hilarious.

[@TimTimmay]

With the way SEGAL treats SANTA CLAUSE, he must be a diehard PHILADELPHIA EAGLES fan 😂

[@beramtaib4713]

Does anyone else think that they ruined that cars back axle at 9:59

[@handsomeadi7565]

@6:40 Big ups to Robert DeNiro for that assist🙌🏽🤣🤣

[@SpartasEdge]

11:38 Director: "Right; we're going to have a fight. Segal, armed with a pole, versus a guy with a tripod"

[@brucewillis542]

"I don't care who you are: you're dead." -Seagal

[@glennhoddle10]

11:08 That Flashdance move should be required training for all military personnel worldwide 🤣

[@tailedgates9]

Remember, if you're being shot at.....FLASH DANCE. XD

[@spencerherron5539]

Space Ice has an amazing talent for retconning continuity errors to make them into an actual part of the story 😂

[@escrementodimmerda7609]

The stealth plane becoming invisible is priceless

[@havocgr1976]

Many lols but the best was "they cant risk a transforming car becoming sentient", epic.