Why our CURSES are Best

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[@michaelgordon1613]

I had a tough day being confused by le, lo, la, les, las, los, se, etc and then came across this which is exactly what I needed to vent my frustration. Muchisimo gracias Laura.

[@spanishafterhours]

😂😂😂

[@JustAweebsCD]

I hate to be the guy... *Muchisimas gracias, Laura

[@godperfectedyou4093]

@@spanishafterhours My love for you captivated my heart & soul and stole my mind.. My love for you took my brain and flew with my brain away from me My love for you made me like drunk I'm not a 'drinker' But your love is the only wine or vodka for me You who cover your head with a veil I'm like a beast in the cage of your love I fear for you from my own self from my intense love and extreme hunger towards you, And when you're with me alone, who knows what might happen between me and you you, oh, the most beautiful rose of all roses you oh very sexy, romantic, affectionate, sweet, kind, gentle, humble princess, you, oh, very tender person, smooth and intelligent, creative and skillful with a unique fragrance you, o rare rose, what are roses and their beauty compared to the magic of the beauty of your eyes? you whom, part of your beauty, is your love for only me alone forever regardless of all the flaws you may find in me and no matter how poor or rich we be, And part of your beauty is your love for God no matter how much God tests you with through hardship, loss, and difficulties. And part of your beauty is your love for the truthful prophet Muhammad and his great righteous family and good pious descendants, And hating those who usurped their right no matter how they faked being good, or how good they really were before, also part of your beauty is trying to protect your self from sins in the rest of your life "in secret and in public". regardless of what happened before And part of your beauty is your concern for those whom you should care for, plus all your other good qualities and your forgiveness and patience that has no limit and that you don't envy anyone or be jealous of anyone no matter what.

[@user-oz2gf2hd7z]

​@@JustAweebsCD I'm sorry, what's the difference between 'Muchas gracias' and the one you've said?

[@c2o_Animation]

@@user-oz2gf2hd7z Singular: Mucho -> Muchísimo (Masculine) Mucha -> Muchísima (Feminine) Plural: Muchos -> Muchísimos (Masculine) Muchas -> Muchísimas (Feminine) Also, "muchisimas gracias" it's being even more thankful than with "Muchas gracias". It's a superlative.

[@CEDelJEFE]

No sé qué hago viendo vídeos de español siendo español, pero me ha encantado 😂

[@MrTomemac]

Hay que asegurar que se transmite bien todo lo del idioma, jaja.

[@_lucasito]

Pero lo de hostia en el 2:40 se le ha ido un poco, la ostia como objeto religioso es una palabra diferente sin hache

[@acpliego]

@@_lucasito según la RAE hostia con h es el objeto religioso igual que el tortazo y todo lo que ella ha dicho.

[@Haribo7432]

Sometimes it's not the message but the messenger 😏

[@danielmarcotorrente4437]

jajajajaja igual

[@Aeraleach]

in german when something is weird we say "das kommt mir spanisch vor" which means "that appears spanish to me" now i know why

[@rafaelnavarro8080]

Te falto decir "y una puta mierda" y ya lo clavas jajjaja. Me encantó😂 New sub. Sigue así👍

[@mikelevels1]

This is a hilariously thrown together video. I hope she makes a Latin American variation on this. I promise cursing in other Latin countries is super interesting as well. 😂

[@SpanishTime]

Hahah, I love this video! 😂😂😂 Such an interesting video 😅 And you present it in such a good way!!!

[@elmehdielaaraj446]

I falled in love with ur smile 😊 Joder me has pillado ❤️🇲🇦

[@1fromoutside]

you should check up slavic langauges' curses

[@WiFiJeremy]

I loved this video. Thank you so much!

[@milton_foward]

We can only say that the art was perfected in Argentina tho... this basis with the heavy Italian influence got that country to the top of insult artistry. Cheers from Argentina.

[@westirons8874]

This is the content the people want 😂

[@simonriley3537]

Jajaja

[@ledelste]

Why are there even other videos, why not just a hundred of this kind

[@carlosreo-dero9527]

La verdad 😂👌

[@PJ-om2wq]

Where my wife comes from they say a lot "me cago en la leche puta mierda". They seem impressed when a guiri says it.

[@AitorPalacioValle]

No, no this is content people NEED to clarify what many spanish expressions mean

[@aspiringdiplomat549]

Italian guy here trying to learn this amazing language. I absolutely adore how both Italian and Spanish curse words are so similar, makes it a lot easier to learn and to "feel"

[@marijorijeka4940]

Latin Brothers for ever❤💛❤🤍💚

[@dantemosquera1260]

@@marijorijeka4940 And this is exactly why rioplatense spanish y the best language to curse.

[@RKSxd]

@@marijorijeka4940 yes but the italian flag is the opposite

[@rgzfuentes]

Bestemiare, che bella cosa ❤

[@min5899]

The “feel” part is extremely important 😂

[@patrickm3357]

Laura: “Use them, but with moderation!” “Of course” I say… practising them repeatedly in the mirror.

[@spanishafterhours]

😂😂😂

[@ajjbs7580]

@@spanishafterhours I was at a family studying Spanish and the Pa loved the first curse. It took some weeks to put 2+2 together just by watching Spanish news. They show everything, I mean everything, blood and guts, and he just went into all ways and tones to say J****. Basically, same use like English language but you get 2 syllables to make it more juicy.

[@billking8843]

My 2nd language is Thai and it is a no no for white people to swear in Thai. Maybe I would be allowed to swear in spanish, just a little.

[@markhamilton7291]

I was in Spain in 1999. My vocabulary was pretty limited, but I felt like I was able to get by with "joder", "hostia", and "de puta madre". Gracias por el video!

[@wuzhilou8470]

Always had a hard time imagining Laura curse. Watching her curse seriously for academic reason and our sake is something else 😂😂😂

[@spanishafterhours]

oh, I curse so so much hahahah

[@wuzhilou8470]

@@spanishafterhours well, it’s really not that hard to tell now!

[@jimmiecolvin7365]

But your cursing sounds so sweet in Spanish 🇪🇦🍹🇺🇲😎

[@neptunemike]

When she says the F word it still sounds sweet and cute coming from her 😂

[@alancantu2557]

This is seriously one of the funniest videos I’ve seen on KZbin. As a native Spanish speaker, it was hilarious seeing you translate all these phrases as if they were an average Spanish lesson. 😂😂😂

[@femispanish]

Your content is always the bomb, but this... this is pure gold.

[@paulscanlon7287]

the bomb man!!

[@Arissef]

Estaba de la hostia.

[@erpardi]

literally the best chance to say "tus videos son la hostia" and thats how you prove you understood the video :)

[@geekboy6655]

This is just what I needed, my Spanish teacher will be delighted with my language progress

[@juanjofernandez8296]

Saberse los insultos es como saberse el 50% del idioma 😎

[@spanishafterhours]

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[@ramooyeido1772]

Wow, you are toooo beautiful!! whomever see you should believe that God is surely true and whenever I see you I'm always in a dream and when we wake up, we all will realize that this whole life was nothing but a dream and that only God is whats true and real. I don't know how atheists can believe that a very sexy very attractive beauty queen like you came from monkeys hahaha 😄 There was a teacher who did not believe in the existence of God, he said to his students, do you see God? the students answered no we don't see God, so the teacher said if you don't see God it means there is no God. then a smart student stood up and said to the other students hey guys can you see the teachers brain? then the student answered no we don't see the teachers brain, the student then said the teacher is crazy he has no brain :0) God started everything, and God also repeats things, and it is clear. God is one, one God for all of us, The universe didnt always exist science said it was not always existing, so it was created, they say it was through the big bang, and we say even that was created and initiated by God, whatever got a beginning meaning whatever was proven to not have always existed but then existed must have a creator, but whatever was not proven to have not existed before and had no beginning point has no creator, God had no beginning so has no creator, but because the universe had a beginning point it means the universe was created it means there must be a God, also the universe shows unity and diversity, there are different things, different creatures and different materials, but they are all made of particles and atoms. God started everything, and he repeat things, and it is clear. This life is temporary, the other is forever, either in heaven or in hell fire! Therefore, let us all try to be good and not bad humans in life, and be kind and follow the words of God and the good teachings of his great messenger to mankind, the prophet Mohammed and his supporter imam Ali and his good pious kind descendants whom are an extension of God's messenger and his light. Shine and spread the light sunshine. 😘

[@stevena.7022]

I spent a year in Spain 25 years ago, and have been saying "joder!" ever since.

[@MaestroPdx]

and ... Vale

[@SpartanChief2277]

U should use, no mames

[@vishnuyadav2726]

Hola

[@rgzfuentes]

@@SpartanChief2277 "no mames" is typical from Mexico :) no mames weyyyy

[@SpartanChief2277]

@@rgzfuentes exactly, and " v*rga"

[@davejlh4988]

One thing I have noticed in the English Premier League where there is huge diversity in nationality and languages, some of the Spanish phrases seem to have become universal language, even more so than English in some cases, not just the naughty words like ‘puto’ but also words like ‘Vamos’ which I think basically means ‘Let’s go’.

[@gabriellockett6302]

English Premier League???

[@theKobus]

Happened in the southwestern USA, too. We all use vamos etc

[@lucastheslothman2758]

I think Rafa Nadal is responsible for that.

[@rgzfuentes]

Vamos, amigo, fiesta... Enough for surviving in Spain

[@enriquebergos]

@@rgzfuentes Lo d amigo no es muy usado; es un.poco d indigente q te viene a pedir; se suele usar más "tío".

[@Jeremyramone]

If a person treats life artistically , their brain is their heart. Oscar Wilde

[@robertway5756]

Cool quote.

[@lachlanaulich3566]

I get the feeling that you Spaniards; and probably most other Spanish speaking nations; and us Aussies would get along pretty well. Thanks for this very educational video, it absolutely made my day, as a result you have a new sub. Have a good one

[@jessieee_p]

I'm Australian & I live in Spain, and I can confirm your feeling is correct :D

[@numericbin9983]

Hilarious how in French (and italian too, from little I have learned), we have pretty similar swear words. Latin languages hehe. Great content !

[@__Teresa__]

and portuguese as well ahahah

[@josefix100]

Me pasé mi infancia y la primera parte de mi adolescencia en españa; ahora termino mis estudios en EEUU y no sé cuando volveré. Llevo años sin estar cerca de un/una español/a, pero haber encontrado tu canal me ha traído una sonrisa de oreja a oreja ya que me recuerda a aquellos años que viví en españa, asi también como a aquellos amig@s que tuve. Muchísimas gracias por los vídeos que publicas. Sigue adelante! ❤

[@stuartpiercy3940]

Thank you. These phrases account for about 50% of the Spanish I hear on netflix so it's super useful. I need a supplemental video for Mexican cursing though.

[@SpartanChief2277]

That is a whole nother level, especially norteños, alv

[@flmo322]

We mexicans see cursing as its own art lol

[@enriqueapontegim]

You're asking to fight the final boss😂

[@peterwaynelegend]

@@SpartanChief2277 True, Mexican cursing, Argentinian Cursing and Colombian Cursing are the Trinity of Curse Words in Spanish

[@sugoruyo]

You will need a 6 episode mini series for Mexican swearing.

[@eranxbe]

I’ve been learning Spanish for over a year, and this was the bonus lesson I searched for😂

[@AngelGarcia-oy3yj]

¿Cómo vas?

[@baumkuchen6543]

This was not a lesson. You were entrusted with a power. Use it wisely.

[@AceK21]

It's a really interesting fact about "Hostia" because in Quebecois French (Canadian French)we also use that word the same way. "Osti" or "Hostie".

[@milly4556]

Could you do a video on Spanish idioms/slang terms too? 😅

[@Abhi.Sharma]

You know, You are beautiful. Will learn Spanish for you.

[@dan3696]

Thanks so much for this content! I've significantly enriched my capacity to curse in Spanish after watching this video. Personally I'd prefer it to be entirely in Spanish for more input, but I'll forgive that 😇 By the way, for someone from Spain, your English is fantastic. Profesorcita tan linda como siempre. Gracias de nuevo😊❤

[@QuinnValetine]

dont care about spanish but holy shes pretty

[@Pablanguillas]

Me encanta el factor de que me estoy viendo un video de como aprender mi idioma, pero es que hay que decir que está entretenido 😂😂

[@Urilink77]

Ya somos dos JAJAJJJAA

[@_lucasito]

Sí la verdad😂 Aunque sobre lo del 2:40 se le ha ido un poco, la ostia como objeto religioso es una palabra diferente sin hache, no?

[@monsieurkeyboard]

El hecho*

[@Ruthlessleader]

Spanish : has the best curse words Arabic : Hold my zamzam

[@angrydoodle8919]

In Quebec we also say hostie as a curse word. I was very surprised to learn you guys say hostia

[@rgzfuentes]

Hostia is, technically, the little disk of bread that priests distribute in church at masses. What does hostie mean? Merci

[@EGH666]

@@rgzfuentes it means the little disk of bread that priests distribute in church at masses

[@rgzfuentes]

@@EGH666 😂✌️

[@angrydoodle8919]

@@rgzfuentes yeah it’s the same lol

[@MikalSassou0524]

same :D

[@whiterun]

Meanwhile Turkish and Balkan languages: 🗿🗿🗿

[@patricio.brevis-acuna]

I came here hoping to learn some Spanish to impress señoritas guapas, but then I realised it wasn't the right video. Laura P-I-E, me estás jodiendo? Are you kidding me? Like in 'are you giving me kids'? A kid is a boy/girl, but also un cabrito/cabrita (baby goat).

[@stefanomartello3786]

As an italian, that's... relatable 😂

[@MindfulAttraction2.0]

lived in mexico, and born in dominican republic, NEVER HEARD of hostia before... ever. That's a first lol

[@mig_kite]

I must say Spanish expressions are hilarious, cracks me up! Love from Portugal

[@Powerhouse08]

Starts the video with the classic 'joder' Everyone: That's what I've been waiting for

[@letsgotagalog3748]

In the Philippines, old folks also say, “que se joda” but’s its use is fading. We also say “coño” but to refer to fair-skinned children of rich families. We also say “la mierda” but to mean to aimlessly or uselessly go out like going to the mall. Spain did leave us with more colorful curse language.

[@dani_spain]

Eres la leche, Laura! (That’s good, right?😅)

[@marcusaurelius108]

leche is milk?

[@edwardmacnab354]

@@marcusaurelius108 leche means milk but spanish people use it a lot in idiomatic expressions !

[@languageswithevan]

Jaja gracias por un video interesante. Un detalle pequeño por si te interesa - La palabra en inglés es "wafer" y la pronunciación es más como "way-fer" en inglés. Pero se entendió lo que dijiste también.

[@spanishafterhours]

bueno saberlo!!

[@simonbenyi1089]

in hungarian you can basically use every single word as a curse word if combined in the right way with another word. but spanish is definietly still up there

[@Liam25025]

Just got back from Madrid and found it funny how people talk like they just came out of the dentist with the tongue out of the mouth.

[@yolamontalvan9502]

Best Spanish phrase “Quiero dormir contigo”. Guarantee to make the natives happy. Thank me later.

[@xavichuvy9047]

"Me quiero acostar contigo" You're welcome.

[@medalgearsalad1419]

I dont get it, is this a joke?

[@ubuntuposix]

Joder didn't ring any bell to me as a Romanian, until you started using it and I realized it comes from Latin futuere, and yes, we also have these expressions in Romanian "Ma fute la cap" (he/she "effs" my head = stresses me), "Ce te fute pe tine ce fac eu?" (What does it "eff" you (concern you) what do I do? = mind your own business ) "Futere!" - here it means "super / cool", basically meaning its like (having) sex. "Futu-ti mortii ma-tii" is one of the most common swearing in Romanian. It means "'Ef' your mother's dead relatives". lol To hide the futere verb we use a short version, like "Tu-ti crucea ma-tii", where "Tu-ti" comes from "Futu-ti", but trying to hide it. It means "Ef your mother's cross". lol

[@mandoleg]

Russians: _hold my vodka._

[@spanishafterhours]

xDDDD for real

[@ericlaguna4091]

¿Hostia puta? Nobody uses that 😂 Y'all guys are gonna sound unnatural, instead of that goofy word you can use "No mames", believe me, it sounds much more better. And like Laura said "Hostia" isn't use in LATAM, you better change it for "Verga", americans are very funny when they use it, I mean it's kind of like listening to a little kid saying a bad word, I reckon they're cute

[@nornorberciogames]

Another great video! Thank you for making so useful materials for us. Take care! 🤠

[@fs400ion]

Interesting how "Hostia" is also said in Québec French as "Osti". Actually in Québec all curses are Church-related! The strongest one is "Tabarnak" which comes from the word "tabernacle".

[@Degros44]

In Veneto (Italy) we say Ostia too!

[@Degros44]

I even heard some old people curse saying just “sacramento!” , just a random generic holy thing

[@fs400ion]

@@Degros44 Interesting! "Sacrament" is also a Québec swear word. But it's used by everyone, the youth included

[@IorekMetal]

ES la primera vez que te veo y ya me caes genial XD.

[@user-y8byjawx]

Fun fact: some pretty innocent Spanish words sound like a curse for a Russian ear. Examples: perdita, perdón, juesos.

[@gfrutherford]

Have I mentioned that you are awesome?

[@robertway5756]

Ella es la hostia!

[@whurkaslongbeard8814]

I think you should check Turkish curses, they are the most creative and mouthful swears

[@mikeuptegrove]

I think I just fell in love with you! Who are you?! When I was doing my maestría in Spanish here in Hawaii, my advisor, Marta, was from Spain. She did her dissertation on Spanish women cursing more than any other group of women on earth. 😂 That always cracked me up. After I did the Camino of Santiago, it all made sense. I did indeed hear, “joder”, everywhere I went. The best of the, “joder’s”, I heard was this refrán: “Joder joder, que no joderemos, pero joder, que ganas tenemos”.

[@rgzfuentes]

Joder, jodamos, que todos somos hermanos. Y al final tanto jodimos que todos fuimos primos 😂

[@mikeuptegrove]

@@rgzfuentes lo amo. Gracias para compartiéndolo.

[@BobBobberon]

Spanish curses from Spain are so lame and cheesy compared to literally everywhere else that speaks Spanish tho 😅😭😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@chasingenigma7482]

I'm Filipino and all the Spanish curses you mentioned are being use in the Philippines as well with minor differences. There are 4000 to 5000 spanish words in the Filipino language. You should make a content comparing the Filipino Spanish words to the original Spanish meaning because a lot of them don't carry the same meaning anymore.

[@thedingdonguy]

yeah that's because tagalog is just a bootleg version of spanish and other languages

[@TuMalaCon100cia]

In english how many? Is very poor language I think...

[@Emergencypanda26]

The way she says ‘wafer’ melts my heart 😊

[@josefelixglez.sansebastian6749]

About the ethimology of the word "hostia", or may be "ostia" (without "h")? In the Basque Country that word is used very frequently (too frequently), but it could have been inherited from the Basque language: In basque "ostikada" means "kick" or "strong blow" so if someone gets hit hard, it wold be said "bai ostikada" in basque or "menuda ostia" in Spanish. Could it be that "hostia" is "ostia" isntead? In that case it wouldn't be a blasfemy. / Acerca de la etimología de la palabra "hostia", ¿O tal vez "ostia? (sin "h"). En el País Vasco se emplea mucho esa palabra, pero cabe la posibilidad de que sea una herencia del euskera. En euskera la palabra "ostikada" significa "patada" o "golpe fuerte", de tal forma que si alguien se da un golpe fuerte se diría "bai ostikada", "menuda ostia" en castellano. Por lo que cabe la posibilidad de que "hostia" en realidad sea "ostia", lo que significaría que no es una blasfemia.

[@micheleid1492]

Eres la HOSTIA Laura !!!!! ❤ Me encantan tus vídeos !!!!

[@xaviercopeland2789]

Nah, Mexicans got the craziest cursing in the game in terms of Spanish.

[@guintbuint1853]

I would say Argentinians get the points for that one

[@atrumluminarium]

It's interesting, in Maltese we use "hostia" (for us we call it "ostja") in exactly the same way when translated

[@leobosi]

Reminds me of Santiago Segura in El Día de la Bestia: - ¿Tú eres satánico? - Hombre, ¡claro! ¡Soy un satánico de la hostia!

[@bluesman1947]

Sorry but you haven't heard the infinitely various curse words of every one of the 20 Italian regional dialects. We're top class.

[@mikeuptegrove]

How about refranes? Cuando caminaba el Camino Francés, apunté, todos los refranes que escuché, en mi iPhone. Al final, tuve: el hombre como el osos, cuanto más pelo más hermoso, caballo grande, ande o no ande (qué todavía no entiendo…es como si o si?), y, la cebolla crece la polla. No me acuerdo los de más ya, hace muchos años. Barcelona et bona quando a bolsa sona, fue uno en Catalán que escuché muy a menudo. Pero no hablo catalán, así que seguro que deletreé mal. Y ya te conté abajo el que utilizara el famoso, “joder”. Unos más? Amo los refranes y las palabrotas. Joder.

[@andresbf830]

"grande, ande o no ande" basically means that the bigger the better, even if it doesn't work. I would say its sometimes used ironically. Another refrán that is related to this one is "ante la duda, la más tetuda" which basically means "when in doubt go for the girl with bigger boobs" 😂

[@DJSt3rling]

correction: Why our profanity* is the best (or "curse words". Curses alone doesn't not make sense in this context) Awesome video!

[@gabrielh5105]

The virgin spaniard curses Vs The gigachad colombian insults

[@SadWing-v9k]

Tus ganas locas

[@slartibastrafatl2607]

As an Italian native speaker, I find many similarities with the Italian language, expecially with mierda=merda and cojone=coglione.

[@nicholaszeddies7293]

solid vid!! in english we don’t refer to curse words as just “curses” like in the video title. the word curse by itself in english is like una maldición

[@xSunKissedGirlx]

The way you say fuck in English has to be the most sweet/pleasing sound of fuck I’ve ever heard

[@RGMyers24]

Ok I fucking ❤ this! Nuestra herencia española hace q muchas de nuestras "vulgaridades" sean similares, pero como latinoamericanos, le hemos añadido nuestras propias variantes a la receta 😂 Por ejemplo, no usamos "hostia", pero tenemos "el c*ño de la madre" o el clásico "mamagüe*o" (Con G) (ca**sucker), tanto en masculino como en femenino y así podría seguir por horas... 😂😂 Don't get me wrong, English is a beautiful and fascinating language, but when it comes to swearing it is no match for us. Hahaha

[@keithbaker4589]

Have you seen The Sopranos? English version of 'El c*ño de la hermana'! is used. I think it's swearing in general which is so flexible and adaptable in EVERY language! In England I've heard the 'F' word and the 'C' word used as a noun, adjective, verb, and just about every other type of word!

[@srbaruchi]

Thank you for making me feel NOT so ignorant. I have studied Latin American Spanish for years. I know the word "hostia," but never have heard it used in these cursing versions.

[@LeonBlackbird]

​​@@keithbaker4589 The problem isn't the lack of uses but the lack of words. You probably swear as much as us Spanish speakers, but we also have such a wide variety of words that show the pure originality of Spanish. Swear words are like herbs and spices, they enhance the flavor of some phrases to stress their importance and add a way to express your feelings through them. Knowing this, English swear words are like salt and pepper, proven reliable a lot of times… but sometimes that just isn't enough. Spanish swearing, on the other hand, have salt and pepper, but also parsley, oregano, paprika, coriander/cilantro, thyme, ginger, cumin… which let us swear like masters. While you try your best with what you have, we're absolute chefs of swearing. You just can't compete.

[@taylorbee4010]

Also Mexican slang just kinda YAEETS rules out the window

[@TheBabie113]

yasss im gonna watch ten times and take notes

[@mediocreguy4596]

You have obviously never been to Romania, no offense but Spanish cursing has nothing on Romanian cursing

[@cuartetofan]

Literal que iba a preparar el DELE C1 y me distraje con este video... me cago en la leche😂

[@spanishafterhours]

😂😂

[@proudpolishherbsman2583]

Wow your accent in English reminds me of Polish accent. I observe that among many Spanish-language speakers. Polish and Spanish have similar sounding vowels and other sounds that sound almost the same, but Spanish seems to be less harsh. In terms of the "sh" sound, Polish accent in English is also similar to Portuguese.

[@LuciaTovar-qj9td]

Interestingly, "coño" is used in the Spanish Caribbean as much as it is used in Spain, as in A LOT, but it is not too common in the rest of Latin America.

[@j.echevarria8630]

Cuba and PR were the last two colonies of Spain in Latin America so they were influenced longer though their accent is more Canarian and Andalusian based. Even thiugh DR was independent longer they did interact a lot with each other.

[@SpartanChief2277]

And Venezuela

[@Updog89]

As a Puerto Rican I can confirm that the local use of “coño” and “puñeta” is alive and well!

[@abril9691]

0:47 omg ur right spain does a lot of jodiendo like when they colonized mexico and other countries so funny 😂

[@zaldum386]

jamás simpeo pero este nivel de belleza es absurdo, aparte de gran contenido e inteligencia y ahora sí , no vuevlo a simpear en unos cuantos años.

[@markBawer]

Completamente de acuerdo. Nunca escribo ningun comentario simp ni nada similar. Pero su rostro es desmasiado hermoso, podria simplemente mirarla horas. Creo que estoy obsesionado con ella 😅

[@zaldum386]

@@markBawer De todas fromas este tipode comentarios le hacen un flaco favor a ella, nosotros no nos damos cuenta porque somos hombres pero cuando alaban tu belleza de esta manera acabas corriendo el riesgo de que te ocurra lo que les pasa a muchas mujeres y es que su mundo se acaba convirtiendo en "estar guapas" y báscamente toda su vida acaba girando en torno a la belleza para seguir recibiendo la atención y el sentirse deseadas (no digo que sea el caso de esta chica que parece tener dos dedos de frente además de ser guapa), pero fíjate la cantidad de mujeres que no tienen intereses, aficiones, curiosidades o aspiraciones en la vida más alla de sentirse guapas y deseadas. Y es que el simpeo es una adcción para muchas mujeres que acaban siendo como cuencos vacíos sin conversación, sin cultura, sin chispa de ningún tipo pero eso sí, expertas en los distintos matices de color del último maquillaje. Insisto que no parece el caso de esta chavala, pero el simpeo las tiende a dejar el cerebro frito y ya quedan para siempre destroyed de la cabeza.

[@your_virtuoso]

Nice one😂 I'm still learning the difference between puta Madre and de puta Madre 😅

[@bayareablues2255]

Thanks for this. I'm going to spend all of June (and a little more) in Spain. It's good to know I'll be prepared!! 😆

[@eggpoutine]

Could you list the shows presented in the examples? I would like to watch the whole thing! The intensity of some of the dialogs reminded me of “La casa de papel” or “Siete Años”, both movies blew me away!

[@tomriley5790]

Pretty impressed with laura's knowledge of cursing in english, she seemed to be having lots of fun making this:-)! It makes me miss Spain!

[@lamente5071]

Aprendiendo insultos de Inglés en clases de Español, ¡Como debe se' cojone'!

[@dharma_mane]

I’m learning Portuguese, don’t know what I’m doing here but I’m always down to learn some curse words 😆

[@JuanGomez_]

We need a part 2

[@thetaikonaut8397]

As a Latino, I think Españoles cursing sound a bit funny.

[@ChristopherPunton]

Ah si, las primera palabras que aprendí en el cole al llegar a España 😂👍

[@javierpda]

Me puedo imaginar 15 chavales corriendo hacia el extranjero a hacerle un curso intensivo de como tenia que insultar apropiadamente

[@Ali-Oli09]

As a Spanish, this was HILARIOUS! Thanks for making me laugh, lots of love! (I can also see you quite enjoyed making the video XD)

[@lucastheslothman2758]

Soy español y el video aún así es precioso de ver jajajajjajjajaj me suscribo. Literalmente son cosas que ya se y aún así, ver las caras que pones mientras lo dices son cuanto menos fascinantes.

[@hotrodjones74]

¡Joder tío! Aún que viví en España para dos años (de 2008 hasta 2010) yo aprendí mucho de ti hoy. Dropping the classic "Joe Dirt" always a good time! jajajaja

[@lalahana111]

Por dos años*

[@nishi.mp3425]

No miento cuando digo que los insultos en el español latinoamericano son los mejores, somos tan creativos a la hora insultar. 🚬🗿

[@stevendanielson8104]

Oh geez, I really needed this video right now! 😂. I knew some of these but you’ve now expanded my vocabulary. Especially since I’m coming to Spain this September. Laura you are so funny in your delivery. Love your site.

[@j.echevarria8630]

I’m Puerto Rican and we say all of them except for “cona”, “hostia” and standard “joder” but we say all other version like” no jodas” etc. Cojones, cono, mierda all common as well. Adding Puta in front definitely shows the amount of anger one is feeling haha. I have been watching a lot of Spanish shows on Netflix and it shocks me how similar some of the accents are to carribean spanish although I know the Canarian accents like the ones in Tenerife are more similar. Some in southeast Andalusia even pronounce the R like L which almost made me cry because the amount of shit we get for it haha.

[@Gossosgrocs]

Me too. But even though Puerto Rican, Andalusian and Canarian accent aspirate the S at the end of words and when between consonants. The Puerto Rican S is the Castiglian one "apicoalveolar", the same SS that was used in Old Spanish. Tip of the toungue beneath the upper teeth, touching the bump (aveolar ridge, alveolos) or even taking a concave shape, not convex. Therefore the S is apical, the S used in the Iberian Peninsula, not laminal like in Andalusia, Canary Islands and the rest of Hispanic America. This phenomenon also happens in Puerto Rico, parts of Colombia and Peru. Voiceless alveolar retracted sibilant. The ones who first brought sugar cane to Puerto Rico were Catalans. This is the reason why there is a city up North called Barceloneta, it means little Barcelona. They settle down in Barceloneta and spoke Catalan, but later Catalan was banned, the workers only spoke it with other workers or at home, it eventually died. I don't know about you, but me, my parents and my family we say "me cago en la hostia" or "hostia" when feeling angry. Though,it would be very offensive for them, but they do say it. Hostia and me cago en la hostia are used in Puerto Rico. I remember a friend of mine in school had a brother that was always so confident and my friend called him "la hostia", because he was very good at doing something. "Mi hermano es la hostia" or "ahí va la hostia", when he was looking at his brother walking from the distance. Because he was a "mostro" (monstruo). La hostia, the bomb, the shit.

[@colinchampollion4420]

This Spanish gal looks straight-up Mexican 😂🎉

[@MarkMcArthey]

Laura es la hostia! Great content! Muchas gracias!

[@playthegame5933]

me, a native spanish speaker watching the different meanings of joder