If you're ever in a panic, getting help from someone with a Carribean accent is one of the most stress reducing things you can hear
@spencerwilton58316 жыл бұрын
MiddleAgedMassive conversely, on a dark night, in an unfamiliar area it's probably the most terrifying sound you can hear...
@melbournetransport89875 жыл бұрын
@@binarysignals9593 oi brudda do not run from me i am your friend. gift your phone and tings for me and dere no problem but u chance it nd run likkle boy get left bleeding ah
@affectionatepunch5 жыл бұрын
@@binarysignals9593 yeah for petty crimes that would just about merit a fine or a caution these days for more serious crimes you were executed seems like it's ok for you to be racist
@johnvonhorn29425 жыл бұрын
ya man
@binarysignals95935 жыл бұрын
@@affectionatepunch Incorrect, I am simply highlighting the absurdity of the OP comment, through associative irony.
@colonelcorndog5 жыл бұрын
15:37 the reaction of londoners being told to wait 5-10 minutes on public transport is hillarious
@yanamohamed-kn9gj5 жыл бұрын
thank god you pointed it out😂😂
@mikeyd68175 жыл бұрын
Omg, where I live (adelaide, Australia) the buses are sometimes 15 minutes late!
@Macho_Fantastico5 жыл бұрын
Londoners are some of the most impatient folks around.
@mikeyd68175 жыл бұрын
Macho Fantastico agreed
@OlanKenny4 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile my local station gets totally cancelled if they haven't the drivers because "only tourists use that line"
@ThibaultR6 жыл бұрын
"anything like this and you need to get the expert in" *expert starts bashing pannel*
@redrum44865 жыл бұрын
Got to love the directors hahaha
@shp99525 жыл бұрын
It was to get the panel open because it was stuck
@acey8504 жыл бұрын
19:10 the sassy young man helping the old lady is adorable
@lkrnpk5 жыл бұрын
2002: ''we just don't have the money'' 2019: ''we just don't have the money''
@thelatenightgamer26245 жыл бұрын
but they actually kinda dont all the pms stop the funding however the crossrail guys can STFU
@TitanSound5 жыл бұрын
Came here for this, not disappointed.
@harryh14844 жыл бұрын
acog main “imagine actually having a working train line”- this comment is by the crossrail gang
@sosteam27974 жыл бұрын
2020 - “We are in a recession”
@peterpan40384 жыл бұрын
@@sosteam2797 2021 now with Brexit done everything will be better. /s
@Macho_Fantastico5 жыл бұрын
"He's a bit of a dope" I love Simon, what a legend.
@pow19835 жыл бұрын
"so what are all these people doing on the platform then" - "they're waiting for a train" Classic, 09:21
@mikeyd68175 жыл бұрын
“We’ve told them there’s no train”- yet they decide to wait for a train
@Fasty8Gaming3 жыл бұрын
They are eating and looking at the stars. WHAT THE HELL ELSE DO YOU THINK THEY ARE DOING?
@scottchristie67343 жыл бұрын
Some say they are still waiting for a train to this day.
@zippymo6722 жыл бұрын
I work on Londons buses. You tell people you have reached the last stop and they still sit there hoping you carry on.
@StunnedByWrestling3 жыл бұрын
I cannot fathom how quickly 20 years has passed. I remember watching this during my school days
@jamesbottomley2246 Жыл бұрын
N😊😅 bcz
@DerekMartell6 жыл бұрын
19:40 "Oh there's no rush, theres loads of trains" lmfao
@dylantalbot6205 жыл бұрын
17:29 best laugh ever
@thenersonrashford89104 жыл бұрын
Train gremblins and they dont stop lol
@haiboriver4 жыл бұрын
More impressive than Ray Liotta
@oliverfreeman4 жыл бұрын
5:33 I’ve realised that Evelyn is also in the 2016 Version called The Tube ‘Going Underground’. This series was 2002
@evanslater4551 Жыл бұрын
Yes she was. I wonder where she is now.
@lkrnpk5 жыл бұрын
15:26 LOL these people look like meerkats due to how tube's train cars are shaped
@PeteS_19945 жыл бұрын
lol
@briandavid56685 жыл бұрын
i'm watching this 2019. born in ''51 in the outskirts of a suburban town our red london bus service ran once an hour the 264 we never had a car. When i was about 13 yrs old we could buy an " all over red rover" which gave all day travel on red buses and tubes my pal and i planned our trip to get to the furthest point on their map, as we were one of the furthest points also. We did this several times.wandering about london, down small alleyways going down to the Thames,exploring the silty mud.scared we would sink, no knowledge of what could have happened to us and not a care in the world we even took sandwiches, oh what memories of london i have, and a knowledge no school can teach, out on yer own as a kid exploring and no effing google. I have travelled most of the world since then.
@sweetcutiie954 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one getting these kinds of videos recommended during quarantine ?
@thenersonrashford89104 жыл бұрын
That laugh at 17:30 lol the train gremblin is having fun 🤣🤣🤣
@ajs415 жыл бұрын
Consider this: the population of the UK is nearly 10 million higher than it was when this film was shot.
@EarlSquirrelsonn5 жыл бұрын
How would the population of Scotland, Wales, the occupied six counties or the rest of England make a difference to this? The population growth of London would be much more relevant.
@ajs415 жыл бұрын
@@EarlSquirrelsonn London sucks in population from all over the UK, including Scotland, Wales and Ireland.
@EarlSquirrelsonn5 жыл бұрын
Andy JS Which then becomes the population of London...
@Alwpiano4 жыл бұрын
When was this filmed? I could only estimate if there were a person I know in the video or if they were out on the street so I could judge by the cars.
@FateBoost4 жыл бұрын
Andrew Williams Summer 2002 it says in the video info
@dave8484able5 жыл бұрын
Contactless and Oyster card made end of the touts
@charlesincharge65124 жыл бұрын
Exactly! Can't stop the concert touts though, especially at Brixton Station.
@microsoftcortana92394 жыл бұрын
@@charlesincharge6512 Covid did that
@jentapsell11373 жыл бұрын
When I was 5 years old I got left and separated on a tube train from my family. As I got to the doors they closed and off the train went with my family left on the platform. It was terrifying. I remember curling into a ball and crying at the door. Thankfully some kind passenger came and helped me and took me to the attendant. It was almost two hours before I was reunited with the family but I never forget the kindness that was shown to me or the fear I felt. Even now as an adult and having lived in London and travelled on tube a lot it still scares me. I’m so glad I left London.
@Danny300119804 жыл бұрын
They seem like a very friendly and helpful bunch of people, despite them having to battle issues, delays, break downs etc. on all ends.... V interesting docu too, I find the undergrounds/Metro's subway's fascinating and enjoy watching what's going on behind the scenes
@limeyosu20002 жыл бұрын
So nice of that guy to help the 83 year old lady out! Makes you think there are still some good people left in the world👍
@NikHYTWP6 жыл бұрын
Where's the huge moustache station manager? I missed him in this episode!
@patrickbrookings5 жыл бұрын
@@andymerrett LOL, most likely!
@sharonstevens49754 жыл бұрын
matey
@dash8brj6 жыл бұрын
Not from London (I'm an Aussie) but keep these coming - they're interesting to watch :)
@isaacsitu91066 жыл бұрын
ayy me too (from sydney) the trains here are terrible even though the government spends millions on the system at least it is better than before
@sebby3245 жыл бұрын
dash8brj I’m English but I don’t live in London.
@baileymorecroft5 жыл бұрын
I'm from Adelaide and there's only 4 lines when there's 12 in London
@alex-vd4vm4 жыл бұрын
i'm from singapore and i'm fascinated by the london underground :)
@jwcorcoran98384 жыл бұрын
Bailey Morecroft I live in Toronto (Canada) and there’s 2 subway lines + 2 lines of light rail. Our population is 5 times that of Adelaide. I wouldn’t be complaining mate haha
@evanslater45516 жыл бұрын
Looollll how many times did that woman say hold the train ?? 😂
@philipssecurityates49316 жыл бұрын
A trillion times to die!!!
@Valaki4155 жыл бұрын
Evan Slater the driver didn’t want to wait I guess🤣
@charlieminaj25 жыл бұрын
Evan Slater I want her sound system ohmy😌😂🤣😂
@northernleigonare6 жыл бұрын
20:33-20:50 they have no idea what they are doing! Lmao I'm dead.
@lutN5 жыл бұрын
The ticket is actually finished, you can come through Guy: ? Just get out of the thing
@speedstyle.3 жыл бұрын
I didn't understand him either? He didn't even look at the ticket, what if it's a day pass or goes further than Victoria?
@allantoft99612 жыл бұрын
15:37 the brittish accent and the way they said it in sync🤣🤣 i absolutely lost it
@Zmaczimum Жыл бұрын
"We hit it" *Technician laughs in the background.* Yep that's usually how you fix most mechanical issues, and if it's meant to stay still just put a bit of tape on it!
@deaustin40186 жыл бұрын
ok I'm 67, so which station is it again where all old people are honest and have tickets and no one checks?
@dingdongsanderbob54134 жыл бұрын
what?
@liamgaine4 жыл бұрын
@@dingdongsanderbob5413 it's a joke, if they don't check old people they don't have to buy a ticket
@peterpan40384 жыл бұрын
@@liamgaine Yeah, ofc some older folks are crooks too. But overall most of them are honest and are glad they get a lil help when needed.
@Enviri3 жыл бұрын
i would've thought elderly people dont need to pay like over 65
@brandonbarratt50403 жыл бұрын
@@Enviri yep! You get a freedom pass
@JoeyBatman8883 жыл бұрын
“There’s no rush....” “There’s no rush....” “Will you f****ng hurry up!!” 🤣🤣
@isaacwatson59454 жыл бұрын
That laugh 17:27😂
@NoddyTron4 жыл бұрын
I completely forgot about touts! Nostalgic memories haha
@evanslater45515 жыл бұрын
Think Evelyn who was at Victoria and sent the woman and child without a ticket off the train is in the 2015 series of the tube. This series is from 2004.
@BrysonCY6 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the upload @Spark
@petethedigger94646 жыл бұрын
7:34 nice one girl.
@evanslater45516 жыл бұрын
This was in 2002. You actually see her again in another series of the tube from 2015. 15 years later she was still at Victoria and she looks barely different 😂
@evanslater45516 жыл бұрын
*13
@djmix12346 жыл бұрын
@spark Please try and upload more of these videos more often please I am obsessed with these.
@abderian23992 жыл бұрын
At Ear'ls Court they've got trains, but one of them has broken down. The most accurate depiction of the Tube ever
@coshiro16 жыл бұрын
Why are these videos uploaded literally like 15 years after its recorded?
@wolfrazu6 жыл бұрын
The rights to the show are now cheap enough that it is profitable for a relatively small KZbin channel to lisence them legally and still turn a profit. It's a very good idea and helps to preserve old shows.
@hermanmunster33586 жыл бұрын
@@qwertyu5363 Not so much inefficient, more so over populated to the point where the system cannot cope.
@Xerdoz6 жыл бұрын
One could ask, why not? The more stuff there is online the better.
@TheRevWillNotBeTelevised6 жыл бұрын
@@hermanmunster3358 Not really. More like decades of Governments not investing in infrastructure, cutting every budget possible solely due to ridiculous Neo-con ideology.
@hermanmunster33586 жыл бұрын
@@TheRevWillNotBeTelevised Under investment? So how do you explain the ongoing expansion and improvements to the entire network? Bear in mind that improvements cannot be rushed, as the Tube network is a 19/7 operation, so the hours when improvement works can be done are limited, especially at the busiest locations. You heard it yourself, at peak times, Victoria Station handles 1000 passengers per minute. But I digress. You whine about "ridiculous neo con policies" but offer no solutions of your own. Its easy to be an arm chaìr critic..
@AlexanderAllison6 жыл бұрын
That laugh 😂 17:30
@kellyweingart36926 жыл бұрын
lol 😂😂😂😂
@PGVideos42225 жыл бұрын
lmao
@ILoveCanada02 жыл бұрын
This series idk brings me great nostalgia and comfort as weird as that sounds
@josephriley44605 жыл бұрын
Simon ‘ Chalky ‘ White is one of the nicest people on the underground and probably in London as well!
@fairy51894 жыл бұрын
ok
@03markimark4 жыл бұрын
They thought the overcrowding was bad in 2002. It’s twice as severe now, and the population is still rising.
@petercdowney Жыл бұрын
Here are some good ideas as to what should be done to reduce overcrowding on the Tube, DLR and Overground: - Bakerloo line: Build extension to Lewisham (via Old Kent Road), then onwards to Greenwich Park using the alignment of the old branch line there. Also build branch from Elephant and Castle to Camberwell (route of earlier proposed extension), then onwards to Peckham Rye, and then use the alignment of the old branch to Crystal Palace High Level, terminating there. - Central line: New station at Shoreditch High Street - Metropolitan line: More through trains to Moorgate - Northern line: Track replacement to allow higher operating speeds will be necessary to increase line capacity. - Piccadilly line: Reopen Aldwych branch and extend to Waterloo, running trains through Holborn northwards to Cockfosters (rather than terminating at Holborn). Reopen York Road station as York Way, providing an interchange with London Overground and relieving congestion at King's Cross St Pancras. - Waterloo and City line: New station at Blackfriars. - DLR: Build extension from Bank to Green Park, with intermediate stations at Ludgate Circus, Aldwych and Charing Cross. - Overground: Reopen Maiden Lane station as York Way, providing interchange with Piccadilly line as well as connection with King's Cross and St Pancras stations. - Crossrail Elizabeth line: New station at Silvertown for London City Airport. These projects would mean less crowds at stations such as Oxford Circus, Covent Garden, Bank, Euston and King's Cross St Pancras.
@tahmedurrahman6664 жыл бұрын
There reaction when they had to wait 5-10 minutes! Being born and raised in London the max I would wait for the tube is 2 minutes 😂
@daveb50416 жыл бұрын
1:45 *Look how well behaved the English people are. If those were Walmart shoppers like on black Friday they would be pushing shoving punching spraying mace into the air and trampling people to death* We live in a country where people have died in order to get a 39.99 DVD player instead of the normal 59.99. I personally would spend the extra 20# and not die or just wait a few hours to buy my DVD player. How badly do you need to watch DVDs? DVD players are cool but not worth dying over, maybe a blu ray player is worth dying over but not DVD. Turns out the 39.99 DVD was Apex brand which has a 33% return rate due to them being dead on arrival much like the people at Walmart.
@lindenbeck6 жыл бұрын
I think you have never been to London. You can't push people since there are barriers which only allow one person to pass through. To compare Wallmarkt with the tube is like comparing tomatoes with peas.
@skylark.kraken6 жыл бұрын
Anywhere where there is no immediate danger and no barriers people will shove in crowds; I have to avoid people because I'm short and people don't care. I've been pushed over in the street by someone just not looking where they're going and the 5'2 girl ends up on the floor - with my time in the US everyone is courteous and look where they're going, we don't have black friday mobs but we have a good number of other opportunities for pushing.
@shad0w3536 жыл бұрын
Well, black friday 2014 was chaos.
@rezalucien93255 жыл бұрын
Yeah, if they were different people in a completely different situation, they would be acting completely different! 😂
@cezarprodan56114 жыл бұрын
Station supervisor Mr White sounds soooo wise
@northernleigonare6 жыл бұрын
21:50-21:54 "Nope!" Or "Woops!"
@志瑜杨4 жыл бұрын
London- Extreme overcrowding Shanghai- Let us fit three other people Tokyo- Lets just fit 20 more people in.
@miikavalo83243 жыл бұрын
This is not even an exaggeration 😂 I’ve never seen such crowds as I saw when I lived in Tokyo
@PM-se8ms5 жыл бұрын
9:24 so what are all these people doing on the platform they’re waiting for train
@MisteriosGloriosos9223 жыл бұрын
Thanks for posting this video!!!
@leanna71855 жыл бұрын
Waiting for a train... and no train coming... so, so British.
@xires14 жыл бұрын
18:33 haha couldn't have said it any better
@youvegoattolovecommunism26715 жыл бұрын
I love the East London line from fred
@facesh1elds2534 жыл бұрын
I feel so bad for that kid whos mother got told to get off the train
@lamborghinihexagons55024 жыл бұрын
they are part of a gang
@Fasty8Gaming3 жыл бұрын
@@lamborghinihexagons5502 We don't know if the kid is. The mother is but who knows about the kid?
@user-eg8pv2om7j9 ай бұрын
Simon is the sort of gentleman you'd look forward to coming in to work with everyday. Hope he's having a happy retirement now.
@DeconvertedMan6 жыл бұрын
choo choo! this is neat :D
@therack19842 жыл бұрын
fascinating seeing how much the underground has changed in twenty years. I dont know if they even issue paper tickets on the underground anymore
@codyallan34935 жыл бұрын
17:28 uhh that laugh
@andyclark14263 жыл бұрын
12:40 trying to act the innocent little girl, she knew exactly what she was doing
@hArDsTyLe22595 жыл бұрын
10:54 video bomb bottom right
@HedleyOnTheHill4 жыл бұрын
4:02 we need to get the expert in Bangs the panel... now if that dont fix it then were buggered
@fijiarc20905 жыл бұрын
What's the music at 0:03 called?
@misscattrap6 жыл бұрын
Its weird to think this show is older than me, like its less than a year difference but still
@michaelhobbs34264 жыл бұрын
If you on a train and it breaks down the best thing is not to panic they will either fix it or let you off at the platform. If worse comes to it they will turn the power off the line and evacuate you to the nearest station. Those on the platform will either evacuate the station or remain on the platform.
@yugiohcool6 жыл бұрын
1:25 I feel
@MrEsfranck9 ай бұрын
6:25 The begging woman had a child with her. Children on that age should attend school, not being used for begging. I never give money to such people.
@thatperson11156 жыл бұрын
Victoria station during rush hour is what i would compare to hell
@Westlondontransportguy70452 жыл бұрын
are the broken down trains is at HIGH STREET KESNINGTION?
@zippymo6722 жыл бұрын
04:45 since when did Pele become a commuter on the London Underground?
@D_B_Cooper2 жыл бұрын
The guy at Earl’s Court is the double of Stuart Bingham the snooker player
@cedude695 жыл бұрын
You couldn't pay me enough to live in that chaotic mess!!
@vanessaruiz47055 жыл бұрын
nah, that's just about 2 hours per day. The rest of the day is not especially crowded. I always sit on the tube.
@Fasty8Gaming3 жыл бұрын
@@vanessaruiz4705 WAYYYYYYYYYYYY more than 2 hours boi.
@DJclonk6 жыл бұрын
Please upload the one where she runs the red siginal. Thanks
@scottsimpson96599 ай бұрын
Was the s stock around then
@Tobberz6 жыл бұрын
Man it was so much worse back then, no more touts and far fewer beggars (indeed, I don't think I've ever seen one on the Underground).
@alexthorne69966 жыл бұрын
They're starting to creep back on to the overground trains
@leonleon10275 жыл бұрын
Buy a ticket from your local Ticket tout , support your local ticket tout 😜
@tomwright49695 жыл бұрын
17:05 Mark Corrigan looking abit confused.
@prepperjonpnw64824 жыл бұрын
You have to admit nobody ques up as well as the Brits and Japanese. They are absolutely the best at it lol A problem? Write a strongly worded letter, that’ll make’m afeared lol
@T61APL893 жыл бұрын
20:28 this is like an episode of the office
@RBenjo212 жыл бұрын
16:40 - ah Sayeed, you are yet to fully understand the pitfalls of PFI initiatives...
@itzmxrkomg6 жыл бұрын
Any new episodes coming soon?
@oforid22276 жыл бұрын
When was this done
@ZomeDash6 жыл бұрын
2002
@oforid22276 жыл бұрын
oh thats why the district line has white and red front
@richardoyston70345 жыл бұрын
2002
@lamborghinihexagons55024 жыл бұрын
@@oforid2227 i thought they got the new livery before that
@SprattyHeath10 ай бұрын
@@lamborghinihexagons5502The refurbishment programme started in the early 2000s and ended in 2008, loads were still in the previous livery around 2002.
@milliewalmsley5305 жыл бұрын
Complaining for waiting 2 minutes for the next one us in the North 1 hour wait for every train.
@matthewsmith27874 жыл бұрын
In the North, there is less demand for trains. If there was trains every 2 minutes they would be empty
@superandreanintendo5 жыл бұрын
21:50 that nigga be like "yo better stay out here" :'D
@awsanteina51524 жыл бұрын
Ahhh the mid-noughties!!!
@sw_charlie4 жыл бұрын
"5-10 MINUTES!!" Me: Thinking if I was 5 minutes to late and she was my teacher,
@JoeyBatman8883 жыл бұрын
Is that engineer at Earl’s Court Neville southall?
@josephpaine67966 жыл бұрын
Does anyone know the intro music ? :)
@fw60184 жыл бұрын
Simon is great
@jacksugden81906 жыл бұрын
Only way to deal with ticket touts was to pay for tickets by credit or debit cards, as for doubling up at ticket gates, double-sided gates migh provide the answer, where they are time delayed to trap the double uppers.
@UnseenSpirit2 жыл бұрын
These days most people have an Oyster card or use contactless bank cards. This show is from 2 decades a go apparently.
@jacksugden81902 жыл бұрын
@@UnseenSpirit That women was 83 at 19:20 why was she buying a ticket, where was her Freedom Pass, unless she’s from outside London, then had to pay.
@UnseenSpirit2 жыл бұрын
@@jacksugden8190 perhaps from out of London and the suit case could be an indication of that. Just a guess of course
@jacksugden81902 жыл бұрын
@@UnseenSpirit Remember meeting some pensioners outside Buckhurst Hill tube station, at the time, I had a 60+ Oyster Card, now a London Freedom Pass, as retired, they told me that they had to pay, as not London residents, full price on the tube, fortunately it’s free.
@TheStevenWhiting5 жыл бұрын
He may not of had a valid argument there "It cost 4.40 and you paid a pound do you think thats right?" Well the ticket had already been purchased unless they always had disclaimers on them then surely that piece of paper is the property of the person who paid 4.40 and they can sell it on if they wish. Been a long time so I can't remember if they had disclaimers on them say can't be resold. But then that might not even be legal. Like the Not To Be Sold Separately isn't actually a legal requirement its just a suggestion.
@Eliteerin4 жыл бұрын
It's like a parking ticket. It's only for the person whose bought it.
@de-fault_de-fault2 жыл бұрын
The idea that they’re somehow “losing money” because all the fare that was already paid is being used is somewhat of a stretch. But rules are rules and he’s just trying to do his job I guess.
@jonathanholmes65202 жыл бұрын
as part of TOC on all Transport in the uk tickets are non transferable IE cant be given to others
@fw60184 жыл бұрын
Is the engineer at Earl's Court Neville Southall?
@wezen899 ай бұрын
It was a long time since the northern line had the newest trains isn't it
@chaosthegamer41114 жыл бұрын
20:40 it's Mleepnos from Brooklyn 99
@zForce43 жыл бұрын
Wait, when was this film. Why didn’t the guy mention how you can actually use the JLE to get elsewhere
@Fasty8Gaming3 жыл бұрын
2002 ish
@weatherbog4 жыл бұрын
When this was shown on the telly, were there adverts every SIX MINUTES??
@Fasty8Gaming3 жыл бұрын
Adverts every 0.1 mileseconds. And it was filmed in 2002
@vskane5 жыл бұрын
One doesn't expect too much joy on public transport. But all I've ever seen on the tube is misery and crush. That wouldn't be so bad - except that once one gets off the tube- all that can be seen is panic. Ambition is to be lauded, clearly, I just hate to think that fifteen levels above these guys are some elites who really couldn't care less how hard the normal people try.
@georgeclarke33313 жыл бұрын
Why are people rude to those working? I know people are stressed and want to get where they need to be but come on. I've been through in combats (military prep) and a suit for interview with BTP before and the staff are fantastic, helpful when a non regular from Southampton :-)
@franciswadsworth-lj08cvx3 жыл бұрын
I was working at Victoria Station on gateline, but don't know why these customers travelling at my station without a ticket, I won't allow that. 4 years ago when I was on gateline, now im at LT museum Covent Garden