Spec Ops React to YOUR Military Camp Confessions

[@Sqlfox]

"Touches your balls, right?" Great start to a video, Cam.

[@mikethompson2650]

I was in the USAF from 1974 to 1980 three of which I was a jet engine mechanic. The common jokes was to tell the new guy to new a bucket of prop wash, or K9P and then we made the mistake to tell a new guy to get a 100 yards of flight line. Well at the time MacDill AFB was redoing part of the flight line so....he showed up with the shop truck loaded with chunks of the old flight line and dumped them into the center of the hangar.

[@mikethompson2650]

God I forgot this one. Did you guys get the rumored square needle (hypo) in the left nut warning as part of your physical? One day the drill instructor gave us this speech that we are going to march to the hospital and don't worry everyone gets this and it is just part of being a man. So brave up and lets get it done. Talk about a quiet group of scared fools marching slowly to the hospital and one by one walking to the same room where got our shots a few days earlier. They just checked out the sites where we got the pneumatic shots and let us go. As we walked out the two drill instructors were just laughing and pointing at us. Then we got the briefing on rumors. Sick bastards.

[@copo2835]

An old dude I knew got somebody to get him that steel runway matting when somebody pulled the "100ft of flight line" joke on him back in the 50s

[@aruhtaz]

@@mikethompson2650💀💀💀

[@mattmeyer99]

We need a "are you smarter than a 5th grader" military edition

[@All-Fur-Coat_No-Trousers]

This is a helluva good idea

[@johanngoethe8428]

80% of Air Force Security Force would fail

[@Khronogi]

Whose the 5th grader in this case?

[@johnnybanks61]

I think that's called are you smarter than carl.

[@All-Fur-Coat_No-Trousers]

The _digital_ exam mixup had me dying 🤣 I love these guys. Holy shit- the testicular exam story topped it

[@gustavsmg]

Taxi driver - "I've been waiting forever for this moment. I will shine till the paint on my taxi doesn't"

[@woodstream6137]

Another doubter of the chemlight story. Glass shards aren't going to cut your urethra causing blood in the urine. Worst case is they cut various parts of your digestive tract causing bloody stools or internal bleeding. To cut your urethra, they would have to be absorbed into your blood stream, travel through various organs finally ending up in the kidney then bladder. Some suggest the oxalate compound formed kidney stones, maybe but those take a long time to grow large enough to be painful or cause bleeding.

[@Eridandarkblade]

Thanks for selecting my story. Upon hearing your thoughts conversations will be had with the said brother. Unfortunately the name I use on here is not my real name but appreciate the Mordor call out.

[@rizalkhafidin1471]

Lmao

[@Fatherofheroesandheroines]

Yeah he needs to tell you better stories so he doesn't get called out lol.

[@user-lx4zx4yd2e]

9:28 - 12:00 this whole section had me in tears man

[@Chris-or1yt]

My mum was in the Royal Signals about 30/40 years ago. The story that always stuck with her was her CS Training. They all go into a room filled with CS gas wearing gas masks and the instructor goes along and asks each one in turn to remove their mask and give their name, rank and number. My mum was ready, takes a deep breath, whips her mask off and rattles off her info without inhaling. The instructor looks her in the eyes for a second and just says "what?". My mum instinctively takes a breath to repeat herself and just starts choking and coughing like crazy.

[@Fatherofheroesandheroines]

The only story I have from basic is that there was a dude named Thompson who the drill sergeant kept mixing up with me. Every time THOMPSON got in trouble he would tell me to do pushups then say " No not you..the other one!" Lol.

[@endless2239]

not sure what Chemlights are made of, but I'm surprised their body absorbed it, I was expecting they end up with "luminous" turds

[@Manuswitchcraft]

Exactly, but I'm more surprised that the body would absorb the cristal and pass it through the veins, liver and heart then arteries filtrated by the kidneys and end up un the bladder to be expelled from the urethra? That's virtually impossible at least with glass big enough to produce lacerations

[@endless2239]

@@Manuswitchcraft apparently the chemlights have some sort of oxalate inside, those are know to combine with calcium and create kidney stones or crystals, those must be what they were describing. not exactly glass, but I assume it felt close enough 😅

[@Manuswitchcraft]

@@endless2239 that process would take months and constant intake of chemlights

[@Chaydex]

So, I have two stories from my time in the FDF. Me and my friend were assigned to perimeter guard for an armored battallion exercise, basically our job was to just make sure no unauthorized vehicles or personnel entered the firing zone. At night my friend was sitting in our guard shack doing whatever while I was outside taking a leak. All of a sudden my friend just rushes out from the shack with a knife in his hand and whispers me "I heard something in the woods". I grab my rifle and we both went to investigate, he searches the woods behind the guard shack with his flashlight and lo and behold, there's a moose just looking at us, honestly even if you have a rifle on hand, staring down a big ass moose is scary. Second story from the same assignment was bit funnier, and involves some slight rules bending/breaking. We were instructed that we could eat our MREs provided to us, or scrounge up more food if needed (orders were slightly unclear on how they worded it), so me and my buddy went to the officers/NCOs (we were both corporals) chow hall which was also in the middle of the woods in this larger exercise area we were, and basically yoinked all of the energy drink powder, chocolate and other small things we could stuff into our cargo pockets and just left. When exiting the building a sergeant from the armored battalion was standing on the door as we were exiting and asked WTF are we doing, I explained to him that we're allowed to eat there since we're also NCOs and also since we're MPs on guard duty, technically by the rules, we outrank him so I just said straight up to his face "unless you want to get your ass hauled to a cell, you leave us alone. Either he was just so bewildered by what he just witnessed or IDK that he just left us leave without any incident. (guess that was one of the MP benefits, you take shit from nobody and nobody takes shit from you if you're on guard duty)

[@MisterNi]

Yeah, I remember the old crusty dry guy and Brother Man. I don't really talk about MEPS because I remember some of my high school friends not being accepted into the military for the ever important to not have, red/green color blindness, although I believe one was due to his family's history with the military, the Army in particular. Some people were accepted if they had a blue/yellow color blindness in the Navy or some of the less common pink/purple and green/yellow color blindness in the Air Force. The touching the balls part was to make sure you didn't have twisted testes as that could go unnoticed as a civilian but could become an excruciatingly painful condition that could cause you to die even in Basic and hardly anyone would believe you because people used to lie all the time to get out of doing physical drills and PT because at that time, that was pre-9/11 when the people joining the military did so for a stable job and to be made into a better person if they were kind of a troubled person when younger. Now grid squares and chem light batteries I can talk about! but not yet and something I'm going to save for a story to tell my daughter who will be joining the Army.

[@goldenhide]

So many people need to see the Venture Brothers Testicular Torsion PSA...

[@MisterNi]

@@goldenhide Yes, testicular torsion, that's the condition I was describing.

[@goldenhide]

@@MisterNi Yeah I know homie, I just saw you describe and it and the first thing I thought of was Venture Brothers :D

[@MisterNi]

@@goldenhide The Venture Brothers tend to come up with a lot of good and useful things. 🙂

[@Kevc0re_]

One time I tried to get someone some grid squares. I couldn’t get any maps or scissors. I was literally going to cut a map into grid squares and hand it over.

[@kelly648]

In 1997 we were on excersise in northumberland in England for an couple of weeks. One day the mortar Platoon of the British 3 Para came also on excersise. Because we were Belgian Para Commandos we invited them in our bar. So they accepted ofcourse a fraternisaton drink. Lets say there was a lot of drinking Belgian beers until one of the squadies pulled down his trousers took a can of jupiler beer hangs the ring on his prince Albert piercing and started dangling the beer front to back like a bell tower first we were in awe but then we started laughing like crazy.

[@ismarwinkelman5648]

Nothing wrong with Jupiler! On almost every square foot of our studentenkot you would find stacks of those yellow cases all the way up to the ceiling 😂

[@nelsonvega8866]

We had a private check for soft spots on the armor on an M577 with a ball peen hammer and chalk. 1st SGT didn't think it was funny when he saw it.

[@aruhtaz]

💀

[@ricardobarrios4159]

Shards through stomach, intestine, veins, kidneys and blader, and it's only painful in the urethra?

[@endless2239]

I presume the shards were from oxalates combining with calcium either in the kidneys or in the bladder, maybe they weren't big enough to cause major pain before urination. who knows.

[@roadhouse6999]

When I went to MEPS, my doctor didn't even wear scrubs. Just a Jamaican guy in jeans and a Guantanamo Bay hoodie.

[@nprwikeepa6082]

We used to send our trainees to parts for lefthand screwdrivers and headlight fluid

[@johnnybanks61]

Lol his brother definitely played up the story about running in there with quad nods. I could only imagine the Marines thinking it was a terrorist attack and those guys can turn anything into a weapon. Think of the MRE spoon. Although I think the confirmed kill from the MRE spoon was an army guy.

[@Spook_Boi]

3:30 i mean they do sometime. the key says master lock on it

[@Campismyname]

That taxi driver definitely was dopinder 🤣🤣🙊🙊ifkyk

[@Gilleban]

I was that guy who you ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY DO NOT pull those "fool's errands" (keys to the humvee, etc.) on...try that on me and I swear to Dog I WILL come back with something. My naval career was cut short by my heart murmur, which was something the Navy was already aware of but panicked when I got to San Diego (which has long since closed down...I went in in the same year the L.A. MEPS burned down during the LA riots...apparently they rebuilt by the time Cam and Izzy got there) so I was merely waiting to be properly discharged. One day, as something to do, I was sent to the USS Recruit, a ship mockup on dry land for training (still there to this day) to get a "gun report"...smelling bullshit I went to the "ship's" captain and explained my situation and proposed a "solution"...I brought back a signed letter that explained that the "ship's" guns were "still non-operational.: (A "gun report" on their status... a real "gun report" is the bang a gun makes when fired.) At an event I attend I frequently bring items for said gags...for years I kept a box of "grit squares" (grid sections of as local map cut up and put in a small storage box), chemlight batteries (miniature glow-sticks for parties), PRC-E4 fluid (3-in-1 oil), and my "line of sight" is sitting here on my desk (old-school brass rangefinder). I was like this as a Boy Scout too...gods help you if you sent me for a "bacon stretcher" or "left-handed smoke shifter"...

[@CJtheThird]

Uh this Brotherman dude is quite something

[@matangoldenberg6423]

In the IDF we have electricity powder, super important for stuff and things!!!

[@ElShotte]

"Chemlight Batteries" - the dude that believes that such a thing exists deserves to be pranked.

[@santoscortes9656]

Inhaling farts.. my drill instructor would yell “turn on the vacuum”😂

[@lowelltan2711]

I have a feeling the onesies story is a case of "joke's on you, I'm into that".

[@whlnmchl]

Columbus MEPS they absolutely touch the eggs looking for a hernia 🤣

[@torr3n]

I have a story of my father escaping the Soviet army, after Ukraine declared independence from the USSR. Since he was Ukrainian, and his brother, with some other guys maybe, escaped their base, in a deep cold winter. They were harassed physically really bad, pretty much because they were Ukrainians and their/my country declared independence, and the government with the Russian drafted guys were not happy about it, so they had no choice but to escape, 'cause the Russians there would kill him and not only him I'm pretty sure, or leave him in a way worse condition. And so, in the morning when they had usual training, they packed their stuff, as he said, sneaked through, climbed over the fences, and proceeded to go on foot to Moscow, where they took a train and fled home to Ukraine. He had severe freezing of his feet, and from all the abuse and beating, his chest was caved in. And he still took it as a responsibility to finish his military service as needed to, and in a period of about a month, he was in the Ukrainian army serving the remaining time.

[@Oeraja]

Nice plug at the end

[@moemarcelo]

Great content!

[@grail25]

Cam story about the "touch" made me laugh so hard. Thank you!

[@mclovin1033]

Yall gunna get some private fucked up. There are keys for the humvee, for the wheel locks! Lol

[@davisgarcia66]

Don’t forget soft spots in vehicle armor 😆

[@blazept567]

OMG I can't believe I've missed this episode ( youtube algorithm, i guess... ) but most of all, I can't believe that you chose MY comment AND it was the first one! Thank you so much guys, I've been watching you since your first collab in gamology, so it means a lot to me!

[@MatthewNGolding]

2:12

[@timhefty504]

OK this is the best thumbnail you guys have ever put out

[@gingerboi7888]

one of the funniest episodes yet!!

[@USN-LT-Lee]

Military camp confession for the Navy and my first NJP. earlier on in my Ensign years I was a divisional officer (DIVO) and came from 4 years enlisted in the Coast Guard, before I was stationed on a small cutter with only 20 people on the boat where you know everyone personally. In the navy after ROTC I get stationed on a DDG and during urine tests I would jokingly rate sailors wieners until someone reported me… 4 months reduction in pay… but also when it was my turn to pee and be watched I would yell “RELIEVE THE NOZZLEMAN” (basically used in firefighting when you want someone to take over the fire hose) also reprimanded by the CDR. Also a bar fight but that’s a different story.

[@washydro5589]

nahhh cam got violated 😭🤣

[@copo2835]

We did the "exhaust sample" trick on a new dude. We got him to catch in a 55gal trash bag, and take it to our chief, who made him hand write an "ID 10-T" form. Kid didn't figure ot out, and chief smoked him. Was hilarious

[@JonasTamaliunas]

Urinal tract does not have a direct connection to a digestion tract, so there is no way of shards getting there.

[@Xitech117]

Great video! Keep doing videos like this one!

[@gabrielsantanna8917]

Man, when Cameron said that about the Dr touching his balls and the reaction of izzy, I almost die 😂😂

[@frikadeoliver9946]

The guy with his medic brother history could be telling the truth. Night nivision can be bought in stores and if he plays airsoft some people like to be taticool, about being day time, well they could have the curtains closed or maybe they did that inside the recruiting officers place in another room with less light. But yeah its still unlikble it happend

[@preacherboy3487]

I was in JROTC in middle school and my friend had braces, then the are coronal who was the head of JROTC talked to my friend who was fixiing his rubber bands for his braces and a glob of spit went straight into his face. He slowly wiped off the spit and said," You are really starting to piss me off and made him run the mile and afterwards made us all do a baring check.

[@sigsauer_firearms]

There is no middle school in the country with JROTC.

[@billtaylor107]

@@sigsauer_firearms Texas does

[@IQsveen]

I had a dentist not use gloves once. That was very weird

[@DeathDaGrimSoul]

when I went to meps for first time I was waiting on line, and my pocket with the wallet was twisted so I tried to untwist the fabric inside. a few seconds later I hear four then five voices yell " *GET THEM HANDS OUT THEM POCKETS - WHO GOT HANDS IN THEM P O C K E T S.* it was a good laugh not gonna lie.

[@Degree-vd5hg]

For the next video Have you ever or known anyone to do something with a gernade

[@karios9635]

Cam got violated 💀

[@videogamevalley7523]

“Luminous” 😂😂😂😂

[@literalsarcasm8455]

ID 10 Tango forms

[@OkpaniOfWeb3]

Love from Nigeria 🇳🇬

[@cristianherrera7667]

React to low pass argentina airplanes

[@sandipsarkar4351]

Would love to see u guys react on Indian Army Hell March 2022 ✌☺

[@ExUSSailor]

Now, it's been over 20 years now, but, I did not have to get my butthole examined in such detail when I went through MEPS, nor, did I have my junk examined like that. Things have gotten more stringent since '99 I guess.

[@The_Swedish_Knight]

Can you react to mikeburnfire campfire videos especially the one about a bradley i would like to hear about what you think about that story. PS i have asked for you two to react on to mikeburnfire campfire storys now for almost half a year idk if you even have seen this comments.

[@tarouyamada2686]

Mike and Zach Hazard! Treasure trove right there.

[@clap5]

I never got the finger in MEPS. Just “turn around and spread your cheeks”.

[@goldenhide]

NGL at MEPS I got the DRE and the "turn your head and cough" and all that fun stuff. It seems the only part anyone really remembers because of how strange it was was the stripping down to your underwear in a room with groups of like 20-40 and walking across the room, especially the duck walk. While a few doctors with clipboards looked on. So bloody strange. I know it's supposedly so they can see if anyone has some weird degenerative bone/tendon/tissue issues without having to X-ray everyone, but damn, still weird to do.

[@timpeplinski960]

I'm not buying the luminous urine story. Glass doesn't get digested and couldn't pass the barriers that it would need to get to the kidneys.

[@AZ_The_Dude]

Oi Cam and Izzy, is there a way to get into the military despite being on the spectrum? I spoke with a (Army) recruiter and was honest with him. Only thing he said was preventing me from joining was that the military wasn't allowing people on the spectrum to join.

[@anthonybell3036]

When I finally unlock just and fair treatment and human and civil rights thud finally getting to a nonncorrupt medical team for the first time ever they're going to be like "holy shit. How is he even alive? He has zero cartilage, he's missing bones and he has lethal damage to every vital organ system..." then produce a very very Long list of seriously jacked up injuries

[@haise1748]

What a thumbnail

[@rajbiswas9077]

Hardest part in military training standing butt naked in cold and taking cold showers..been there done that not a big fan..not the cold part the shrinkage part..why is that the skinnienst guy has a bigger junk its really hurtful 😑😑😑

[@deadymonkgaming9652]

This is not a safe place.

[@ImTheMrRee]

I like the content, but for the love of god change the thumbnails to something that doesn't look like a "pranked my neighbor, gone wrong, gone sexual"

[@Firefox25417]

I think you guys should make a episode where Cam takes on Robin Sage and Izzy should take on Ranger RASP

[@pyeitme508]

Lol 😂

[@kimtollefsen4078]

If I had known about this section I would have shared mine and I promise you its amazing :p

[@jjkingfly1821]

Cam looks super yoked this episode