Marines. Army. Navy

The real reason I joined the Navy

[@isaiahyoungbrown]

First comedian I've seen talk about the military and not use boring stereotypes

[@TenaciousZen]

",....the first?! I am tryin to be part of the many!"...LMAOOOO

[@RONIN_OW]

For real tho

[@shelbyherring92]

And he ain't lying... Army recruiters really out there making promises for shit you'll never do. Spent 4 years in the Army as a Multimedia Illustrator, recruiter said I was gonna be able to do graphic design work for the military and build skills as an artist/illustrator... Instead, I spent 4 years pushing papers as an HR clerk in a hole under a mountain.🤣 (Not gonna lie, though... that HR gig was pretty sweet. Doing admin assistant work all day? Boring to a degree, but apparently I was one of the best at it. Too bad I couldn't reclass.)

[@TkKirkland-lm5wv]

Well yeah cuz he actually served so he knows what's up

[@yoface938]

That’s because you can tell he actually takes the time to study comedy and what makes the best bits hits. If you look closely you can see some parts and mannerisms from big names like Kevin hart and Rickey gervais specials.

[@sitbone3]

As a Marine, if you loose your wallet, sure enough another Marine will find it. He’ll find you and bring it back with all the cash and cards still in it. But, if you leave a piece of gear laying around…it’s gone. You’ll never see it again. “Gear adrift is a gift”.

[@dvldog_]

Damn straight... There's only one thief in the Marine Corps; everybody else is just trying to get their shit back...

[@ObamaoZedong]

They also make your crayons dissapear.

[@Devnaction]

Same for your crew on a construction site 😂 don’t leave yo tools no where

[@deeslinks9788]

Damn!

[@beano_burrito]

we called loose gear "tactical acquisition"

[@zachcoldwell7978]

"I can get you out of this shit." Damn funniest line I've heard in a long time.

[@5H4K490]

and the most honest pitch ever lol

[@XR171]

Pretty much what they told me. "I can get you out of Kentucky."

[@newera5238]

😅😅😅😅

[@CoverBrazilian]

Funny how the Air Force doesn’t even bother trying to recruit anyone, lmao.

[@Netherwolf6100]

The desire to fly planes automatically attracts people. Almost got me.

[@keithrogers589]

You go to the Air Force the Air Force doesn't come to you

[@To_Skouro]

@@keithrogers589 thats so true dude, in the past couple of months ive been trying to set stuff up with my air force recruiter which i came to lol, the navy and army have came to me.

[@capricornwoman6726]

@@keithrogers589 that's right ... My dad and I are both retired Air Force. Couldn't imagine having joined any other service. 😁

[@carter3568]

@@Netherwolf6100 same they almost had me hook line and sinker until I did some more research and talked to some ex Air Force guys in my family

[@LAA1979]

RIP Cpl Jason Dunham. He was a Marine. He did jump on a grenade. He did save lives.

[@Jaxxon123]

All the idiots laughing...We suck as a society.

[@willkels9196]

Air force guy had me convinced to join, till they looked at my grades and test scores. Told me I may be better suited for the Marines or Army.

[@thelostcosmonaut5555]

Airforce Rejected Me Yesterday

[@seansem4398]

Lmao

[@churchesmaxiumuschicken7558]

Same. Lol Air Force was interested in me in doing NOAA data retrieval. The ones who fly into hurricanes. But once I took the asvab the Air recruiter was like..."hey won't be able to do the mos you want but HEY look here we got air craft mechanic.." I was like...😐....nope. Joined Army Guard later that same week lol. Army gave me job I wanted with waaay bigger signing bonus..... Too bad I never did that occupation in combat lmao!

[@chicagoliightsx]

@@thelostcosmonaut5555 Probably because you capitalize the first letter of every word like you're typing a title of a book. Tf is that?! Smh

[@thelostcosmonaut5555]

@@chicagoliightsx that is what we call an acronym, Devil Dog.

[@Eyecon33]

I guarantee he intentionally left the Air Force out as more of an inside joke for us active/vets. You know the AF ain't going to no damn trailer park looking for recruits XD

[@chinahilson3461]

Damn, lol I thought we had a little more humility than that comment let on, lol

[@CareyOnShipmate]

He probably left the Airforce out because they actually DIDN'T lol

[@evancourtney7746]

I noticed he didn’t have a story about the AF recruiter coming by the trailer :) I had to go looking for my AF recruiter, Brooklyn NY, 4 million people and one SSGT with his feet up on his desk. He told me not to bother him unless I was serious!, ha!

[@bowtieCHU]

😂😂

[@swn69]

I scored a 91 on the ASVAB when I was 16. Army called, Marines called, Air Force called, and the Navy recruiter came to my house, sat in my kitchen and sold me a line of bullsh-t. 20 years and 21 days later... I called it a career.

[@uninspiredrambler]

Oh God did they make you a Nuke?

[@longfellow7312]

🤣 Salute, sir....

[@MoneyMac219]

I was headed to the air force with nothing. BM1 came out while I was getting in my car. I'll give you 10 racks if you sign with me. 20 years and 2 days, I'm done🤣🤣🤣

[@RoyalFlyness36]

Salute. Thank you for your service 🙏

[@jameslipke354]

Thank you for your service! ❤ ~ APRIL LIPKE

[@LB-on8bs]

"Can't stop, won't stop. 512 every two weeks." im dead

[@Rose-qh4qh]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 DWL

[@markhurrell23]

Then I lower my head and sigh...still more then i make and that check he got was over 20 years ago.....😔

[@touchethepheonix2968]

Kb

[@tcm844]

He got 512!? Lol

[@MongoLikeBeer]

@@markhurrell23 wtf lol

[@eatingelizabethsfrizbee]

"I'll join the 3rd" hilarious 😆 🤣 😂

[@lou6337]

Had me dying 😂😂😂

[@gilzavala9739]

I used to wrestle in the Army, and it’s true that about 85% of the time all we did was wrestle. Placed 3rd in the 1996 Olympic trials. It was the best time and worst time in my military career, traveling, starving, competing, starving, got a lot of National/international experience, starving, and made some good friends.

[@josephridings5899]

My dad wrestled in high school and college. Starving is what he remembers most about it.

[@calvinsFuntimeBounceHouse]

did you starve tho

[@bobikmal9667]

that's a lot of starving..lol

[@ryanrodriguez3672]

Man's Saud starving three times. As an Army veteran this cracked me up.. We do starve in there. I got out last year not much changed.

[@THEOUTTABOUNDSPODCAST]

He was in the Navy. I served with him in the Ceremonial Guard. I was there 93 - 95.

[@stephanieharries7746]

I believe he was in the Navy and I believe you served with him I was also in something about the military we just handle ourselves differently

[@spaceman5089]

$24K is good for an 18yo and you don't pay living expenses like rent and food

[@abram730]

Less than McDonalds money though, and it depends on how many hours you are working. If it's 100 hours a week then he is making $4.61 an hour.

[@MongoLikeBeer]

Well $512 bi weekly for sure is not 24K lol

[@bubyvargas2502]

Was thinking the same especially sense it was long ago that was good money back then my mom made 3.50 an hour when she was 18 lol

[@spaceman5089]

Abram Carroll I think you are missing the point. Does McDonalds give their employees 100% free medical, a free living space, and free food? Factoring all those things in a McDonalds employees net worth value is less than the value of the 18 yo's job in the military. From what i understand the military never done 16 hours a day per person. Maybe a 12er.

[@MongoLikeBeer]

@@spaceman5089 you're mostly right, aside from shifts. You'll work 36 straight hours at multiple points in a year. Hardly a McDonalds schedule. 12 hours is a regular day with zero OT on top. You'll also be on a rotation for 24/hr duty shifts

[@bighomieJ5X]

Dam i lo -key remember them 500$ checks fresh outta high school thought I was a millionaire.🤣🤣🤣

[@ryanbarclay7939]

LOL I know, thought I had a good job and shit. First pay check id ever seen in my life haha

[@oldman9642]

When I went in (1969) take home pay was 90.00 per month. Not a typo, that was the pay at the time, 90.00 US dollars per month.

[@jakeizlove]

That first military paycheck is something special. Shoutout to all the Vets!!

[@workinghoustonian]

"You ain't gotta work no more"....LMAOOOOO😂😂😂😂😂I can't breath

[@pamriquel]

I laughed so hard I woke up my family in the morning lol.

[@newera5238]

😅😅😅👍

[@fhummil]

My Marine recruiter was pretty straight with me. He promised I would get paid, a place to sleep and food. The Marine Corps kept the bargain.

[@joanies6778]

My late uncle was a Marine who jumped in and took care of that grenade to save other's lives. He lived and was decorated for it. So proud of him... he was a Master Gunnery Sargent.

[@philipsmi-lenguyen8155]

What was his name?

[@philipsmi-lenguyen8155]

U can't jus say that n not say his name.

[@stephanieharries7746]

Yeah please tell us his name and it's I'm sorry I have to correct you but it's s

[@stephanieharries7746]

Sergeant

[@Sh4dyClass1c]

Master guns oorah

[@bugoyirtj8167]

This is black people story telling style, he mastered it that’s why he is black famous, I fawk with him tho

[@robertt7299]

Just a funny ass dude

[@Huyle18]

Could be one of the reasons why he married who he married.

[@worldcomingdown6713]

Us white boys like him too!

[@Yocannon]

Bugoyi RTJ this man been like this for 30 years

[@loganruiz8489]

It’s how you’re raised, it has nothing to do with ur race🤦🏼‍♂️

[@reymondlopez7468]

This is 100% true. Army recruiter lied his ass off telling me about my own private dorm and leave on weekends.. NAVY dude was like this will be hard work and you get out what you put into it. I respected that.

[@Budget_operator]

Man he wasn’t lying about the army 😂😂😂

[@weaponizedmath4369]

Yep, "Be all you can be" in the job we tell you to do, or what we tell you, you qualified for.

[@paulinotou]

Nowadays its "Oh, so you play video games?"

[@ThreeXIFan]

Mine said "It's impossible to not get pussy in the Army"

[@thisguy9819]

@@ThreeXIFan pretty sure he was referring to a fleshlight

[@ThreeXIFan]

@@thisguy9819 negative ghostrider

[@mchume65]

My starting pay in the Navy was $321 a month before deductions in 1973. I think my biweekly checks were about $125. But I grew up on a farm where I did get any money, so that was a big step up.

[@michaela.660]

Base pay 1969 E-3 over 3, $28.72 a week, whether ya needed it or not ! Then i made E-4 and a whole $7.00 more, whew !, where do i spend it all?

[@pmorton7960]

Sir I was making $400 every 2 weeks in 99' (paying off that G.I. bill I have yet to use... 😂) I was like: I could make this much frying Chicken fingers and making salads at Applebee's... 😂

[@pmorton7960]

Knock knock jokes to a Bedouin went over my head for about 30 seconds. Then I remember thay used to be desert nomads that lived in tents, and laughed my butt off. That was a smart joke...😂

[@amberonskja]

And this is why Gary is always invited to the picnic/bbg whatever... he's just himself. We black folk love him because he is real. He's doesn't put on and he doesn't put down to raise himself up. He is our (or at least my) play cousin for real.

[@devinudy4616]

Marines: First ones in, last ones to know

[@colossusforbin5484]

I was in the Marines in the 80's. My first check was $900 after boot camp. I made about $10,000 a year. I remember thinking that was a lot.

[@adamhauskins6407]

It was in the 80s if it's just disposable income due to uncle Sam covering cost of living

[@mnfrench7603]

10K in the 80’s, that’s a lot of Strippers

[@Q-bone]

I died 🤣🤣🤣, I joined the marines tho, this guy is a legend

[@2Tall03XX]

SFMF

[@sosic172]

did you die in the line of duty?

[@MR35_]

@@sosic172 he died by exhaustion or from complaining. Rip

[@tenzingmurillo]

EERRRR!!!!

[@reconcaptain2041]

I'm going to talk to the Army Recruiter at 2 pm today. Got any advice

[@Mayhemtheone117]

As a proud Marine, that was hilarious.

[@navalinfantry2974]

Naval Infantry #SendMeUSMC

[@phettywappharmaceuticalsll8842]

I ended up in the marine corps when the recruiter came looking for another guy who worked at the supermarket who was scheduled to ship off soon snd he was like hey while you’re here ..

[@phettywappharmaceuticalsll8842]

r p oh that was wayyyy back..98-03

[@Cynthia_Cantrell]

Let's all have a moment of silence for poor Chris. He deserved better.

[@tinyellierose7885]

🤣🤣🤣👍

[@Familyman247-]

I am retired navy 84-04. Worked with marines on the aircraft carriers. They had Marine Squadrons. Nothing but respect for the Marines!

[@squidusn71]

As a Navy vet, I don't always trust my shipmates, but I always trust any Marine lol.

[@alisterfolson]

Truth! - A retired Navy vet

[@JohnnyHaick]

You're the most underrated comedian ever

[@sirkrutchbluesman3009]

I AGREE WHOLE HEARTEDLY 😂🤪🥴🥺

[@manuginobilisbaldspot424]

Gary and I are around the same age. I joined the Marines in 1997. My first three months worth of pay for being in basic training was just over $1800 after deductions (savings bonds, flight home). I got home and acted like I WAS BRAND NEW. $475 every two weeks doesn't sound like much, but when you consider that's $950/month with ZERO obligation...no rent, no food, no utilities, no cable...the only thing I was responsible for truly was laundry and toiletries. I know a lot of people who make good money that would love to be +$950 at the end of each month after expenses.

[@arthurdavis1978]

Go Navy😀👍 What up shipmate. Thanks for your service and entertainment.

[@sharimiller6913]

I felt the same way when I went to the Army. Lmao

[@masterme550]

Likewise, I freak out

[@jojobuggs1980]

Thanks for your service Gary ! From a former Marine . . Semper Fi brother.. my dads name is Gary too

[@SoapinTrucker]

Damn sign this guy up for the next USO tour overseas!!!!! 😂👍

[@trulybless176]

Thanks Gary, I can always count on you to get a good laugh in, when I'm feeling down, thanks bro, I love you man 💯💯💯

[@thejellyshelly]

This ain’t an NWA match; this more like a Kenny G match 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@emefreeman1905]

hahaha, right out of high school my first Navy paycheck was $386.00, I thought I was RICH. Of course, minimum wage was $3.35/hr at the time.

[@chuckbratcher9866]

20 years in the Coast Guard, same pay, same ranking system. Ended up serving in Operation Iraqi Freedom for most of 2003. Loved every minute of it.

[@quitaquita79]

Thank you for your service 🎖️

[@somethingtosee8842]

Thanks Gary for keeping me laughing every single day for FREE it’s crazy

[@kimberlydivine3429]

🤣😂I GOT YOU... 24K BABY!!!💖🙌🏽💯💎👑

[@bronsonrodriguez3310]

WHERE IS THIS GUYS NETFLIX SPECIAL?!

[@Mercenary-1914]

Wait no Air Force? I did my AF basic training at Lackland AB in San Antonio.

[@DJDLeanHDtv]

You must had fun

[@Mercenary-1914]

@@DJDLeanHDtv Hell yea fam!

[@DJDLeanHDtv]

@@Mercenary-1914 i was army ... It sucks guerilla balls

[@chazkm]

Air Force is for the lucky ones

[@DJDLeanHDtv]

@@chazkm gourmet meals and hotels

[@jackieruiz482]

Army girl here 💪🏼 and I was 39/40 m16!!! Beautiful and bad ass

[@BxCortez2050]

I was a active Marine dude had me dying ...damn when you all get the raise ..when i was in we made about 500 for the whole damn month

[@redta93kwy]

You must have joined in the 80s because I remember making $250 on the 1st and 15th. I joined the Navy in 1983.

[@BxCortez2050]

@@redta93kwy..exactly 1979

[@yourgodsisspeakingtoyouher4284]

In 75 it was $414 gross in the corp.but as a Navy dependent in the P.I we made $1.00 an hour working on base after school. Part time was about $80.00 a month gross pay... So $414.00 gross seemed like high cotton. 48 yrs ago seems like …. Fuck I’m getting old!

[@inalienablerights]

The reason we haven't left Iraq is because there is all this sand and no beach for the Marines to storm.

[@kylepowpow]

Word

[@mnfrench7603]

Never could figure out WTF the Marines we’re doing in MNF-W. I’m mean.... sure, it’s all beach. But why?

[@codyprice4592]

We had AMTRACs out there.... Amphibious fighting vehicles.... With no water in sight haha

[@AngelFlores_133]

Honestly if more young men and wo.en joined the armed forces out high school we would have a completely different generation to build the future around. The rectitude, the discipline, and the character building offered by the Armed forces helps shape many people for success after their service. God bless all those who gladly give their lives for our freedom 🙏

[@earlsgaming2137]

As a proctor for the Census Bureau in 2010, I had an opportunity to witness the rectitude, discipline, and character you refer to. They were a level up on the college graduates and other prospects that took the test and submitted their documents.

[@henrylopez7721]

I remember one of my drill instructors said, "that jumping grenade thing is stupid. You get home to your family by any means necessary. God, family, and then the core". He was my favorite drill instructor.

[@interestedobserver587]

Did he not know how to spell? How the f does a marine not know its Corps?

[@jurmilotay6118]

Jumping on grenade means you die alone...not jumping you die with lots other. Choice is yours.

[@mistertwister2000]

Exactly what I experienced. Marine talked about how badass being a Marine was, Army dude lied the whole fucking time, Navy dude just told it how it was, and Air Force dude talked about the money

[@TheCommentFactory]

“I can get you out if this 💩!!!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@silverback3521]

As Marine and wrestling coach this is all True and it had me rolling and sounding like a mouth breather

[@tsama]

$25k out of highschool is legit. Especially in the 90's.

[@KristinaFerrarino]

My dad was special ops Marine Corp DMZ in NAM . Lost both legs to m16 fire . He was Major Payne with Ermey vibes . That kinda raising kept me living right .

[@CareyOnShipmate]

This is 100% Accurate, that was a Navy recruiter if I ever heard of one

[@nthisday3184]

😂😂 "Your done mom. I got u."

[@valnwk]

Remind me of when I came to USA in 85 and my salary was $4.00 hr. . I thought I was going to be rich in no time. Until I found out that a Public Bus trip was $1.00.🤣😂🤣

[@mdmejia67]

Had to laugh at the Army wrestling story. I was stationed in Germany with 3 guys. 1 played tennis the other baseball and the last guy a boxer and that's exactly what the recruiter told them.

[@alanaldpal950]

Ha, I remember my first paycheck in the Marines was $551 (gross before deductions) and that was for the whole month. We got paid once a month and the first weekend after payday the bars and clubs off base were hopping, the next weekend a little less, the 3rd weekend not so much and the last weekend before the next payday it was dead. The on base enlisted bar worked the opposite and was dead after payday and got more crowded thru the month as guys ran out of money.

[@korbell1089]

Why the hell didn't you join the army, you would have been right at home in the 7th Cavalry Regiment, because that unit is full of Garry Owens!

[@Jebusmike3]

Dude, that's the first thing I thought of when I clicked this video. This guy has gotta know; and the Army recruiter should have fucked with him about it lol.

[@pfdrtom]

Cool comment. You know 99% of people who watch this won't know that!

[@Bullzeye1000yds]

That song is Great!

[@noneofyourbusiness9489]

I saw his name and thought it was fake! He wouldn't have survived through basic if he had DS' like mine though! Would have smoked him hard with that name!

[@korbell1089]

@@noneofyourbusiness9489 ooh you're right! I hadn't thought that one through. It doesn't matter what service you go into or even what country you serve, one of the first things a young recruit leans is DON"T STAND OUT!

[@aRandomGuy86]

02:10 LMFAO "Oh Shit GRENADE!!!!" ... ... [Kicks with his foot] "Chris? Chris?"

[@terrencetysor9956]

Recruiters talk a good game in the army. Got to basic and all my drills talked about was IEDs and ambushes when they found out I was 88mic.

[@logandavis954]

Reclass to 11B

[@terrencetysor9956]

@@logandavis954 to late. 2003 to 2007. Wouldn't change nothing.

[@thenewbonboncompany]

Terrence Tysor yeah instead of getting blown up by an ied when you’re in a truck you’ll just step on one instead, big difference LMAO

[@logandavis954]

RiceyDeluxe Either way you’re dead

[@Akumaa2000]

Dude that’s what I wanted to do in the army, but the video the recruiters show 88M for wasn’t working that day and didn’t want to end driving an officer around in a Humvee.......so decided to go with 63E (M1A2 Tank Engine Mechanic).

[@kilhattrick]

Veteran of Navy, Coast Guard, and Army. Coast Guard was the toughest basic, and the most adventurous service.

[@Mercenary-1914]

If you did Air Force it would have been your easiest. I spent most of basic laughing, cracking jokes, and ummm....yea we had a sister flight in our Squadron.

[@kilhattrick]

@@Mercenary-1914 One of the toughest men I met was at Army basic, and he said the same about AF basic. Whatever he did there made him an intimidating and capable soldier though. One of the funniest, twisted, and awesome people I have ever met. Did you see Owen's worst cop video? I think you cough appreciate it.

[@slow_rednline4874]

@@kilhattrick I don't buy that for one second I did basic at ft benning georgia and did ranger school and served in the ranger regiment ..I am not buying for one second that coast guard basic is the hardest .. absolutely not 😂

[@kilhattrick]

@@slow_rednline4874 I did my Army basic at Ft. Sill where they train combat medics and artillery. It is not Ft. Benning brother. Ft. Sill was also my third run, so it was easy. I would not dare say that Sill and Benning are even at the same level. Happy you earned it though.

[@slow_rednline4874]

@@kilhattrick I was a socom medic I did my basic a my basic at sand hill where they train infantry troops my guy. Stop the madness..they don't train medics at fort sill as I was a medic for 20 years ..they train medic at ft sam houston and socom medics train at macdill afb where socom is located I more than earned it..I went to airborne school and sere school and ranger school and I was not a school house ranger..you sound crazy you can say that dumb shit all you like personally I think you're full of shit🤷🏾‍♂️

[@luigimitrotti5957]

Hahaha dude when he went "chris..? Chris??" I couldnt stop hahaha just discovered this guy. Like your comedy!!

[@verstumfung43]

I had the Air Force and Marines recruiting me. Army wasn't a consideration. Didn't want to go Navy because I didn't want to be stuck on ships...spent 11 months of my 4 years in the Corps on them anyway! USS Dubuque, USS Germantown and USS Ponce.

[@Weekend658]

$24k in military is $60,000 civilian. Top grade medical care, excellent benefits, free housing or housing allowance, food is free that’s at least $10,000 a year minimum, clothing as well. It’s endless. My uncle is an Admiral. It wouldn’t surprise me if he makes $250,000 annually. Commanding a battleship is extensive experience.

[@_kelley7640]

Not quite but ok

[@TOLupe-ty6jb]

I was in the Army for 2 hours the Salvation army. Then from there I tried the Navy, Old Navy.

[@ThaAnalyst]

Gary is just Hilarious,,,you know he in the zone when his accent comes out

[@ViktoriousDead]

Marines motto should be “First to fight”* *After Rangers make sure it’s safe for us

[@rlenn6512]

I was an ET attached to a SEABEE battalion. They told me "They're Expeditionary... you know that, right?" I said, "What does that mean?" "They are boots on the ground..." I said, "Where do I sign?" Oorah SEABEES!

[@Definightly]

Yea indeed!

[@branon6565]

Wooooooowww....I'm an Army combat vet, deployed twice to that dump Iraq 04-05, and I cannot believe the recruiter tried to pitch that wrestling bulls*** to him, cuz yep, that dude was lyin thru his teeth big time....you may wrestle for the Army, but that will only happen AFTER your deployment overseas....lmao

[@papasgrogreens9054]

Anyone, and I mean anyone can tell a story, but Gary makes it as if we hearing it for the first time every time! 😂😂😂😂

[@vicO1323]

Back in 1969 I made $123 a month as a E-1 in the Marine Corp. A year later as an E-3, I made $155 plus combat pay was another $60 a month. I kept $20 a month and sent the rest home to my parents.

[@traviselwell3066]

When you finally realize that military pay is crap but you retire early as hell

[@prestongray3119]

The way Gary switch to another topic while staying on the previous topic is smooth asf. 😂😂 n he’s funny asf.

[@kaywinter5821]

Us Marines have that impression lmfao!!!!! Love this guy!!!!

[@buzzsburner.8286]

Marines: we run towards the bullets *Army: that's cute, we fire back.*

[@michaellingo640]

That was so true when I joined the Army in "85. You couldn't hit me in the ass with a green apple. I just knew I was rich. SMH. Loved every minute of it for 22 years. Go Army 13 Fox.

[@honjokun0615]

Artillery???

[@michaellingo640]

@@honjokun0615 I was a Forward Observer for my last 3yrs. Funny thing is after I changed MOS from 13M (Multiple Launch Rocket Systems to 13F. I got stuck in an Aviation Brigade. Never used the MOS except for school at Ft. Sill. I was a glorified Battle NCO, better known as a flight scheduler, go figure.

[@honjokun0615]

@@michaellingo640 That sounds amazing nonetheless. Thank you for your service!!

[@agoraphobicadam1171]

Navy Guy: Look around the trailer. I can get you out of this sh!t. lol

[@malcolmwolfe8879]

Omg, Fort Sam Houston is there and there’s probably a ton of corpsmen there. That’s where we train.

[@SammyD89]

Gary is hilarious 🤣🤣 🤣

[@carolea1629]

🤣❤️🤣❤️🤣 *He's the Teena Marie of comedy!!!!*

[@jumpingjeffflash9946]

Best decision I ever made was to seek out the recruiter that was sitting outside the cafeteria in high school, speak to him and get the ball rolling to join the USAF after high school at 18, the best damn thing I've ever done in my 50 years of life, NO....NO regrets, the USAF was awesome.

[@frogers3]

That's 24K in the early 90's. With inflation that would be around 44K in today's dollars.

[@Gregornmy]

coast guard doesnt even try since their recruiting stations are in like the hardest places to possibly get to

[@maverickmanic]

I lost it at the wrestling part. My kids wrestle!!!! Lol

[@ktay2124]

I almost cried! My boys wrestled too and my oldest lost every match his freshman year except for the last two. 😂

[@thebrownbaldy]

Straight up, as an Army veteran, he ain't lying, them recruiters lie like hell to you 🤣

[@tubbie1819]

White guy is extremely funny, I I don't often laugh at white comedy. I shouted with laughter all throughout, he excellent! 2/2021

[@johnhenryholliday3590]

Burr doesn’t make the cut??

[@Cjusmc28]

This dude is hilarious! So true though, we Marines love intensity! 5 mile hike or 5 mile run any day of the week

[@jefferydeloach4676]

I am a pooly for thw marines rn

[@tonybruno9897]

I swear I've seen this clip like 15 times. I'm dead 💀 every time! Lmao 🤣

[@appydang903]

God damn I can't remember when was the last time I laughed this hard..... Had me in tears the whole time 🤣🤣🤣

[@BigstickNick]

Everyone on base either got a new cellphone and mustang, eclipse, or charger.

[@langmoran7326]

I joined the Navy lol! But my recruiter lied, had me pack a big bag buying all this shit I don’t need told me to go in undesignated so I can pick and job I want within 3 months hahahaha let’s just say it was a lie! But it was the best time of my life! Seen so many different countries even got to go to my mother land of Africa that was enough for me worth all the sacrifice!

[@michaelvega2836]

"O shit Grenaaade!!! Ppssshhh, God Damnit!" 🤣😂💀

[@michaelvega2836]

I fuckin died 🤣😂💀

[@rosinasams1468]

..real reason...needed direction got that 500% #noregrets..Army strong #team #alwayspaid

[@Acshaun]

Nothing but respect for ya

[@ernesthofmeister3054]

As a two Service Vet i can tell you this, the Marines won't lie to you, but then again they don't promise a thing except becoming a Marine, the Army on the otherhand promises everything and delivers little including a bonus i never got......Marine for life, Army for a second!

[@chrisquiett1776]

Not going to lie, in the army boot they throw dud grenades and you should jump on it. A 19 year old kid just kicked it through the door and he got yelled at for 2 hours. In my opinion he won lol

[@EuroGuy85]

Honesty, makes the best comedy! He speaks about his life and just says it in a funny way! And DWade is his BFF 😂

[@VocallyYours3]

Wow it’s been so long that I’ve laughed so hard!!✌🏽😂