don't hate on me for the sloth decision please. it had to be done my twitter: / boffyyyy my insta: / boffyyyy
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@patriksohlman68693 жыл бұрын
Boffys search history ”Sloths die after falling out of tree”
@druze32103 жыл бұрын
He says that sloths mistake their arm for a branch, while it literally says on screen that its not true
@AxxLAfriku3 жыл бұрын
Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two DANGEROUSLY DASHING girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest KZbinr ever, having two hot girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear pat
@jeremy.902103 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku what the hell do you want,you don’t contribute a thing to the world,you are literally as likeable as the color Red Orange
@tehpub85173 жыл бұрын
🤣
@jeremy.902103 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku like literally you have the brain power of a preschooler with brain damage doing a finger painting
@fortnitesexman3 жыл бұрын
The naked mole rat is immune to cancer Yet at the same time looks like it has cancer
@durszl3 жыл бұрын
It looks like it is cancer itself
@SwizzleDrizzl3 жыл бұрын
I think they're kinda cute
@xyzcherie3 жыл бұрын
@@durszl LOL
@jovelikesbbgs3 жыл бұрын
@@SwizzleDrizzl youre just wrong
@Samy-te3hu3 жыл бұрын
@@SwizzleDrizzl Are you ok ?
@tyta.luctuosa2 жыл бұрын
fun fact: the blobfish looks completely normal in its natural habitat but when they bring it up to thesurface, thats when it gets this weird because its body is used to extremely high water pressure because it lives very deep underwater
@SomerandompersonYT75573 ай бұрын
True
@heaven51652 жыл бұрын
“They are capable I devouring a baby human child😄” “Oh that’s nice”
@fuyuha3 жыл бұрын
Boffy talking about committing mass genocide on the species of mosquitoes is something we needed, but didn't deserve.
@DanTheHuman3 жыл бұрын
Mosquitoes are the worst creatures to exist
@orangeoblivion87143 жыл бұрын
@@DanTheHuman wasps
@DanTheHuman3 жыл бұрын
@@orangeoblivion8714 do you know what malaria is
@kmang51403 жыл бұрын
@@DanTheHuman do you know about black death
@Aryan-rx9rl3 жыл бұрын
we kinda do deserve it because those mfs killed more than half of humans that have lived on this planet.
@frownyclowny69553 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: The reason Blobfish look the way they do is because *we took them out of their natural deep sea environment and laugh at them being unable to handle atmospheric pressures that are unnatural for their bodies.*
@mr.malpractice63903 жыл бұрын
@@maxiesc but you do explode when you're in space
@1Phire3 жыл бұрын
should've built a pressure suit stupid blobfish
@Cloud-kz7bw3 жыл бұрын
Well if we go deep enough without any moder advancements we do
@EmbarsArt3 жыл бұрын
that sounds really sad :(
@fortnitesexman3 жыл бұрын
Maxi Tranquility I mean we become a mushy paste of human goo Kind of like oatmeal actually
@stephaniemooneyham6162 жыл бұрын
for those who dont know what an immortal jellyfish is and don't think boffy explained it very well: they can revert themselves to a previous stage of their life, basically living forever until something eats them or whatever
@MisterMoodyHere7 ай бұрын
0:10 the way his eyes peer through the letters and stare into my soul 😰
@jamms22g323 жыл бұрын
The blobfish really isn’t that ugly. It’s normally held together by the high pressure of the deep ocean which makes it more normal shape
@quirkyturtle7683 жыл бұрын
Facts like did he not look at the normal vs out of water comparison
@NexusKirin3 жыл бұрын
The normal fish looks like he about to give me my next mission
@Thew32323 жыл бұрын
Yeah those pictures of the unpressurized blobfish make me sad. Like they look cool until they just die and get reeled up onto the surface.
@Tushii3 жыл бұрын
KZbinrs usually make wrong points like this on purpose, to increase comments correcting them, and the algorithm likes more comments
@jamms22g323 жыл бұрын
@@Tushii I doubt that’s why boffy said that though. He is the type of guy to just not know that stuff because it’s an unimportant fact. And even if he was you are contributing to it so
@Fireboy37273 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: if you light a mosquito crane on fire, it screams. I know this from personal experience
@babyyoda32153 жыл бұрын
Huh
@dashdashguy3 жыл бұрын
Huh
@user-xd2ff3rm6c3 жыл бұрын
hahhaha i know another way to have fun
@quilox82413 жыл бұрын
Huh
@dashdashguy3 жыл бұрын
@@user-xd2ff3rm6c YOU RUINED THE TRAIN
@AlexL134879 ай бұрын
Hyena sounds like the Purple villager💀💀💀
@5nightsatgengars8307 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@No.U2 жыл бұрын
I disagree with blobfish. Normally, under the proper pressure, they aren’t bloated messes, rather more normal looking fish. I mean I have other disagreements but the blobfish I feel was unjust Also, where are wasps
@Ball_fondler. Жыл бұрын
Wasps are *really good* at getting rid of pests
@No.U Жыл бұрын
@@Ball_fondler. Then they should get rid of *themselves*
@cunnieseverywhere11 ай бұрын
@@No.U wasps have anger issues, dont anger them
@No.U11 ай бұрын
@@cunnieseverywhere How do you not anger them? They do just sting you when you've never even tried to get close or do anything to them
@cunnieseverywhere11 ай бұрын
@@No.U you most likely did something and tried to cover it up
@deanwrubel57303 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: the blob fish doesn’t actually look like a demon when it’s underwater.
@jennifersu3753 жыл бұрын
Yea cuz of the pressure of the deep sea
@aightbet1643 жыл бұрын
Bruh.
@knockknock9413 жыл бұрын
All the blob fish pictures come from fisherman who pull them up out of the deep sea causing all their organs to expand, which result in an ugly mess.
@caydenshorter14103 жыл бұрын
Yeah it would be kinda like if someone just pulled u up into space 😃
@lmboaaaaa66013 жыл бұрын
yep :l
@unfunny_guy1003 жыл бұрын
The “Blobfish” you’re seeing is actually a deep sea animal that has internally exploded from the pressure of being pulled up so fast, they’re actually a much better looking creature than this, just fyi
@jovelikesbbgs3 жыл бұрын
They are still really ugly though
@HauptmannWurst3 жыл бұрын
They are not as ugly underwater as when they are on the surface
@Polska_Edits3 жыл бұрын
@@HauptmannWurst still kinda ugly
@MusicSounds3 жыл бұрын
now i feel bad
@boiledlemon37973 жыл бұрын
The natural Blobfish actually looks pretty cute. I wouldn’t say cute enough to be a pet, but definitely better than some of the other creatures on this list.
@howdouspelicup11 ай бұрын
The daddy long legs are actually really cool they help kill the mosquitoes
@getout61742 жыл бұрын
"This ones more of a mercy kill" I cant
@jcstaff10073 жыл бұрын
Boffy, the blobfish only looks like that because it’s been de-pressurized from 3,000 feet underwater. The air dissolving out of its skin tore it to shreds.
@iseeyousleepdad64633 жыл бұрын
Interesting
@deprezzed_chimkenn43273 жыл бұрын
YES. I WANTED TO SAY THAT I JUST DIDN’T KNOW HOW!!
@sleepingoof43273 жыл бұрын
i mean if i was a blobfish and i looked like that i would just ask to be extinct
@melon75143 жыл бұрын
You guys should look up the Helicoprion. It’s a prehistoric aquatic creature. I’m pretty sure it doesn’t actually look like most of those photos, but what we thought it looked like is terrifying
@thighcrush36403 жыл бұрын
@@sleepingoof4327 they normally look like fish
@gorgebutton58853 жыл бұрын
I’m convinced he aged rapidly after showing his face.
@unaozolina33553 жыл бұрын
I agree
@Eyeball443 жыл бұрын
I refuse to believe that he is 16. It doesn't compute
@no_u4203 жыл бұрын
@@Eyeball44 I swear to got I would believe him if he said 'jk I'm actually 50'
@nex_70623 жыл бұрын
I agree
@simone6353 жыл бұрын
so that his identity would still be a secret
@keels8292 жыл бұрын
I love how the one bookmark he has is about classical piano.
@gajger31783 ай бұрын
"No I don't wanna shop for giant isopods" killed me 😭
@petersocha55513 жыл бұрын
"They're just a lame middle man that happens to have caught the insect version of the clap and is making it our problem." Absolute gold.
@TheChopmama3 жыл бұрын
And absolute god
@alessioughetta36773 жыл бұрын
@@TheChopmama No, he's talking TO god.
@hhgff7783 жыл бұрын
Sorry for being a nerd but actually, the blob fish looks like that because they live deep underwater were the pressure is far greater than the one here, so the blob fish looks much better under water.
@ViolentNightshade3 жыл бұрын
Beat me too it
@frownyclowny69553 жыл бұрын
A fellow nerd, good. Let us communicate via brain wrinkles.
@jay-tbl3 жыл бұрын
and when they look blobby its because they're being crushed to death under their own weight
@matthewsaints3503 жыл бұрын
Poor thing.
@Slimeight3 жыл бұрын
Omg yessssss
@PeskyBee16169 ай бұрын
I want a full apology video with tears for having crane fly and hyena in this video
@arjunchaturvedi91772 жыл бұрын
I was bit by a mosquito while boffy said he would erase mosquit. Go Boffy
@p0t4go3 жыл бұрын
"looks like theyre awkwardly tryna hold hands" -most human relationships
@diogoandre7563 жыл бұрын
Correction: Most child "relationships". No, it's not cute, it's cringe.
@ulcazperx33663 жыл бұрын
@@diogoandre756 you mean most relationship child or not idiot
@thotimusprimeofficial2733 жыл бұрын
“They can move quick when they want to.” Is a terrifying sentence in regards to a slow moving animal.
@Moetron_V23 жыл бұрын
Imagine seeing one in the wild and after a while of having a staring contest with it, it just decides to sprint at you full speed.
@tash93843 жыл бұрын
@@Moetron_V2 💀😀
@cactusbread22153 жыл бұрын
It's like if snails actually move at the speed of sound but only if no one watched it
@dorpezt2 жыл бұрын
"Its like the uncle no one likes" litterally one second later "its kinda cute"
@Skailed2 жыл бұрын
the combination of a giraffe sucking a fence and a picture of a fat cat seconds after made me spit my water LMAO
@Clardtard3 жыл бұрын
“Looks like the average rural American” -Boffy
@cyanleafgd3 жыл бұрын
CyanLeafGD
@ulightronx42593 жыл бұрын
Damn
@LeHyperTech3 жыл бұрын
E
@sirbarkslot22553 жыл бұрын
Eeeeeee
@Rhakjellg3 жыл бұрын
Fart funnies sussy dicky amog sus ż😜😥🤨😲🙄😢😡😳😳😳😣😓😟😓🥸😯🥶🥶🥵🥵🥵🥵
@Xx_LennyxGaming_xX3 жыл бұрын
"Devour a human child" **CHOKES ON AIR**
@GlitchedGuts3 жыл бұрын
Mmm kapi he has been profiled
@zion66883 жыл бұрын
nice
@Storm-sh7ys3 жыл бұрын
I read this as I heard it
@unknownguyindo43563 жыл бұрын
Chokes on air is hurt and make you gag pretty hard. (It happen when I was laughing too hard and suddenly I was choking)
@MilkIsTheOne3 жыл бұрын
You use discord ey?
@asherkat5853 Жыл бұрын
What a great video to watch while there is a giant mosquito headbutting my walls
@sleepyflowerlover2 жыл бұрын
I think we should all apricate this man for having one of the best short careers on the internet
@edenstarz94513 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: the “blobfish” is actually a fish with major tissue damage, the actual blob fish is a better looking creature that lives deep below
@corbinius.3 жыл бұрын
not major tissue damage, they live in high pressure enviroments so when they get out, they expand they just arent meant to handle this
@scocat19443 жыл бұрын
@@corbinius. yes and that expanding causes major tissue damage
@therealspeedwagon14513 жыл бұрын
The blob fish image is actually a blob fish after being pulled out of the water and has severe damage. It looks like an actual fish in its natural habitat
@RiteshRajbhandari-lp3 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this exact piece of info. Imagine some extraterrestrial life snatching you to outer space and discuss how disgusting you look judging by how extremely swollen and red-blue your whole body is and how you're bleeding from every possible orifice
@nain0a7543 жыл бұрын
*deadpool* “A small price to pay, for salvation”
@enzolee71093 жыл бұрын
I swear every time we see boffy’s face he ages 4 years
@lyricplayzz3 жыл бұрын
i know i'm surprised i'm a year older than him
@ChadThunderc0k3 жыл бұрын
How old is he?
@love4pnd3 жыл бұрын
yeah never time he’ll look a good 27
@animallover47293 жыл бұрын
@@ChadThunderc0k he is 16
@ChadThunderc0k3 жыл бұрын
@@animallover4729 wow, we're the same age and he looks like he could be my dad
@bruhgage Жыл бұрын
I just realized this was posted of my birthday. A great birthday present.
@TheJewWhoTipped5 ай бұрын
This is an award, for the first video to ever make me stop eating.
@SU1_cidalDadbro3 жыл бұрын
Subscribing to Boffy is like a weird but pleasant cycle of forgetting he exists and then remembering that he does when he makes another ungodly (funny) video.
@moomeowmoomeow3 жыл бұрын
Yes. Im always happy when he uploads
@disruptersanimations12753 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@ArthurKhazbs3 жыл бұрын
You could screw around on his Discord server too
@mrcursed_3 жыл бұрын
agree
@Lyquaria3 жыл бұрын
It's like being subscribed to Technoblade but without content starvation
@tangent83643 жыл бұрын
“And next on this list is human children” - Boffy 2021
@crystalbaker18703 жыл бұрын
If teens count then guess I’m just gonna leave now guys bye 👋
@Vid_Switcher3 жыл бұрын
No it should only be toddlers to babies we should be given birth a child not baby
@Hat_shaped3 жыл бұрын
^ The only good point in the whole video yeap
@amitasrivastava4933 жыл бұрын
@@Vid_Switcher nah, we should just fuckin lay eggs
@EPITHALON3 жыл бұрын
Lovely:]
@GamingNotepad2 жыл бұрын
Boffy: hates spider crabs Me: meet the coconut crab
@doNOTbanthiscccount Жыл бұрын
The hyena sounds just like a minecraft witch
@thefriendlymetroid66553 жыл бұрын
Boffy: “if you saw a viperfish or goblin shark while swimming you would shit your pants.” If you saw those while swimming you most likely will have been crushed by water pressure
@quantumblauthor73003 жыл бұрын
And, by conjunction, you will have shat your pants
@quantumblauthor73003 жыл бұрын
@MercurialMærc and your pants.
@tonyamousel44923 жыл бұрын
You'd be a flesh pancake
@tonyamousel44923 жыл бұрын
@@quantumblauthor7300 ah yes nothing
@dragonmaster71283 жыл бұрын
For colon would have compressed and I goes if you had pants on then you would but idk
@chickenbutt9063 жыл бұрын
Boffy: I'm not a sociopath... now here's a list of species that I would extinct if I was God.
@BigChessFan3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, its almost like it was a joke.
@JoninAnimateYT3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, sounds normal to me
@Annie-qe2uu3 жыл бұрын
Why hyena's tho
@nin74852 жыл бұрын
@annie hyenas built like a 2 y.o draw a mux of a dog and a cat
@DannyS142 жыл бұрын
Sloth: eats and sleeps all day. Koalas: I’m I a joke to you?
@5nightsatgengars8309 ай бұрын
The hill bill joke got me lol
@zhongxina84263 жыл бұрын
"I don't understand why people are scared of me." Literally seconds later: "I'm a big fan of mass destruction."
@Ivyevolution3 жыл бұрын
Ha first comment
@Ivyevolution3 жыл бұрын
The person above me is dumb
@Ivyevolution3 жыл бұрын
The person above me is wrong
@Ivyevolution3 жыл бұрын
The person above me are dumb
@Ivyevolution3 жыл бұрын
The people that commented are smart
@waveframe2353 жыл бұрын
I like how Boffy brings up the “Immortal Jellyfish” like he didn’t just drop a bombshell by saying this jellyfish can’t fucking die but then just glosses over it and moves on
@kaical82733 жыл бұрын
I mean they can die and they die in mass like all the time. But they just can't die of age. Compare it to how humans can regrow our liver but if you damage your liver to the point it has to regrow your dead anyway.
@massivelegend52093 жыл бұрын
It has the power to regress back into a fucking baby which is kinda terrifying they usually live for about 600 years or so and would live forever without predators
@ashtoningram36543 жыл бұрын
@@massivelegend5209 the United states science institute is studying the immortal jellyfish to figure out how it live forever to reverse engineered it ability for human use to some extent as of 2018
@iforgor2682 Жыл бұрын
The species that REALLY deserve to go EXRINCT FORM THIS PLANETS SURFACE is dream stans
@Merlontheblubb Жыл бұрын
Yes
@tacticalbanana22913 жыл бұрын
about hyenas: “it’s neck is half its body” giraffes: am i a joke to you? edit: no i’m not going to correct my grammar
@erickatin13 жыл бұрын
Ostrich: don’t forget me dudes
@jellysiu48203 жыл бұрын
@@erickatin1 Rhea: am i a joke to you?
@SimplyComi3 жыл бұрын
Wow just wow
@angelsantiago59413 жыл бұрын
I laugh like a hyena it's sad 😁
@uiobak97563 жыл бұрын
at least giraffes got an excuse
@lilpapayaaa3 жыл бұрын
fun fact: every picture you’ve seen of a blobfish they’re actually dead ✨ they don’t actually look like that until they get pulled to the surface and the gasses in their bodies pretty much explode from the pressure change !!
@trees____3833 жыл бұрын
love the use of exclamation marks and sparkles there. that is a really, really “fun” fact : D
@retrobeans243 жыл бұрын
Well no, I’ve send photos of blob fish in the water where they are meant to be and they are definitely alive :)
@raccoon32273 жыл бұрын
@@retrobeans24 dude stop trying to spread misinformation, you saw a dead blobfish, deal with it
@shadowcween78903 жыл бұрын
@@retrobeans24 well, when they are alive, they look a lot different and are not blobby at all
@jazzywithzs3 жыл бұрын
f u n
@adamharries6102 жыл бұрын
Mosquito: Exist since limestone age Boffy: you shouldn't exist Mosquito:
@_Wrd25 ай бұрын
In the sloths defense, being able to survive big ass falls is badass itself. Sure it’s kinda because their brains barely function but still, it’s got fall damage turned off, gotta respect that 😭
@karolclark7913 жыл бұрын
Boffy: “human children” Everyone: “makes sense” Boffy: “sloths” Everyone: “wowowowo, you have gone too far buddy, someone call the FBI”
@Samithecutie3 жыл бұрын
You can insult our young, but insulting an entire other species where we draw the line
@EXP.Expired3 жыл бұрын
@@Samithecutie they have terrifying claws
@giovannygutierrez49303 жыл бұрын
@@Samithecutie they eat poop
@Emperor_Redgrave3 жыл бұрын
Sloths literally shit out 1/3 of their body weight and can die from it. They can literally shit themselves to death. Sloths are completely useless
@niallcahill54663 жыл бұрын
And the hyenas
@ryanxu99833 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: the reason why blob fishes look like that on land is that blob fishes usually just stay really deep in the ocean, but when we fish em up to the surface they violently depressurize and become well... blobby. they look like normal fishes when they're in the sea
@CedarCeed3 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Basically their tissues explode. They look so majestic otherwise. :(
@simstudiosofficial3 жыл бұрын
Its kinda sad how everyone sees them only like that
@ranjanakumari5643 жыл бұрын
Haha big blob be stupiddd
@simstudiosofficial3 жыл бұрын
@@ranjanakumari564 ?
@greenman7843 жыл бұрын
@@simstudiosofficial Are you not have the are yes the when are get are the yes when are the the the yes of the get of sarcasm?
@TheoMarsh9329 ай бұрын
Mosquitoe cranes are literally just flying spiders, i hate them so much
@Rumba654 Жыл бұрын
The moon fish: literally does absolutely nothing an dies
@someboredperson29493 жыл бұрын
“Spider crabs are able to devour a human child.” I’m getting a pet today.
@user-pv4ht7zv4x3 жыл бұрын
Nice imma get onethen free it and when the police shows up ill just say that it scaped
@sam62313 жыл бұрын
Your getting a human child?
@firedestroyer533 жыл бұрын
@@sam6231 yes. yes i am. I will train it to kill something.
@isorfidien61043 жыл бұрын
@@sam6231 Yes. And a spider crab. >:D
@CupOfThea973 жыл бұрын
yikes-
@journeycool36233 жыл бұрын
things with weird jaws: exist boffy: and i took that personally
@arushi548 ай бұрын
How weird is it that just today I happened to talk about mosquitoes deserving nothing but hell and now I come across this video!!
@5nightsatgengars8307 ай бұрын
I hate mosquitoes
@terrabaker64736 ай бұрын
Boffy: next up we have the daddy long leg Me: *looks up at pet daddy long legs on ceiling* ILL SAVE YOU BARRY!!
@MrSirWivd3 жыл бұрын
8:36 Boffy: "I don't think they're dangerous" 9:15 Spider crab: "...can devour a human child"
@aziatouchsilent85073 жыл бұрын
they CAN but wont Maybe :v
@nukclear27413 жыл бұрын
@@aziatouchsilent8507 can you confirm that?
@aziatouchsilent85073 жыл бұрын
@@nukclear2741 nope
@James-nj5ks3 жыл бұрын
The food chain: Boffy: *im gonna pretend I didn't see that*
@icycrusader19473 жыл бұрын
The animals can eat other things. Not every animal is necessary.
@chiel30673 жыл бұрын
@@icycrusader1947 every animal is necessary
@triql42103 жыл бұрын
@@chiel3067 mosquitos are the only animal that if you completely took out of the environment would not affect the food chain at all
@Merlincat0073 жыл бұрын
@@triql4210 It would somewhat. But I don't think any animals would go extinct without it, and probably worth a certain amount of harm to the environment to save millions of lives
@damianbrumfield36263 жыл бұрын
@@triql4210 ticks too
@hippostudios9543 Жыл бұрын
The Goblin Shark. Everybody: it’s ugly. Me: IT’T FANTASTICAL
@cadbanesfavoritehat56552 жыл бұрын
Boffy: No one eats bones. Me who knows that crushed up cow bones are in almost every candy, dessert, snack food: YES.
@Kindred...3 жыл бұрын
*"They're capable of devouring a human child"* Boffy: *aW tHaT's NiCe*
@cuteanimals7923 жыл бұрын
on another note. WHERE TF DID THEY GET THAT STATISTIC. HAS THERE BEEN AN OCCURENCE WHERE A CHILD HAS BEEN EATEN ALIVE BY CRABS. IMAGINE THE UNBEARABLE PAIN AND MILD COMEDY AS YOU ARE EATEN BY A SWARM OF CRABS.
@w_ldan3 жыл бұрын
@@cuteanimals792 *_Kinky_*
@arashi20813 жыл бұрын
@@w_ldan ......Everyday we stray farther from god....
@greenman7843 жыл бұрын
@@w_ldan _THATS ENOUGH INTERNET FOR TODAY_
@cloudedmind15363 жыл бұрын
@@w_ldan bROOOOOOOO YEAH NOOOOO UM
@pomfpomf33843 жыл бұрын
Subnautica would be the perfect game for you.
@cancerwoman76693 жыл бұрын
A MAN DOMINATES THE OCEAN FULL OF MONSTERS
@emiished_25713 жыл бұрын
TRUEEEE
@DeltaBois3 жыл бұрын
yes
@paintedwolf65633 жыл бұрын
I NEED THIS
@Cyclonixs3 жыл бұрын
Yeaaaaaaaaaah
@sijam2m59 Жыл бұрын
The pressure of the deep water makes the blob fish look like a normal fish
@Alicyndaquil2 жыл бұрын
Actually, the goblin shark jaw makes perfect sense. In water, opening your mouth while swimming cancel you hydrodynamics, making you slower and blowing away small fish with the waves you cause (as water doesn't flow over you anymore)
@yourlocallospolloshermanos4706 Жыл бұрын
♪⁌⁊ªª⁌⁍
@adamchmielewski61623 жыл бұрын
“Next up is human children” *long pause* “All right a lot of you are gonna get mad at me for this one, but sloths.”
@tonyamousel44923 жыл бұрын
I mean hes not wrong
@antonpersson18693 жыл бұрын
That is indeed what happened in the video
@mr.rizzlah3 жыл бұрын
@@tonyamousel4492 i agreed too
@darkmeraldpvp65313 жыл бұрын
@@tonyamousel4492 at least it doesn't Harm nature unlike Humans does
@darkmeraldpvp65313 жыл бұрын
@@tonyamousel4492 at least it doesn't Harm nature unlike Humans does
@dailypositivity66593 жыл бұрын
I love how Boffy ages a year every time he is on camera
@trimtoaster59813 жыл бұрын
Ok
@itisindeedtangle3 жыл бұрын
Ya mean 10 years? In his face reveal he was 14, now he's fucking 24
@TheEldritchHyena3 жыл бұрын
More like 5 years.
@itssilver84673 жыл бұрын
Yes
@dobbysleftsock27013 жыл бұрын
i keep forgetting mans is younger than tommyinnit-
@j-lord904 Жыл бұрын
hyenas sound like minecraft witch prove me wrong
@avion30332 жыл бұрын
That giraffe clip gonna make me act up 🤣
@ballistichorse62213 жыл бұрын
Boffy, the human child: “I hate human children”
@aspec13 жыл бұрын
lol
@named7463 жыл бұрын
He also hate orphans
@jamesgosling84913 жыл бұрын
He is a teenager
@light-xl9mh3 жыл бұрын
ohhh you Not like child
@light-xl9mh3 жыл бұрын
i hate woman;
@onyx_risen68433 жыл бұрын
I love how he says that sloths are dumb enough to mistake their own arms for branches yet in the same box it says at the end that that’s a myth and that they’re actually careful when they climb
@anderrivverwind92673 жыл бұрын
Glad I wasn't the only one that saw that
@OoO7w73 жыл бұрын
Yet They die taking a shit.
@SleepyInu603 жыл бұрын
@@anderrivverwind9267 yup
@midgetman42063 жыл бұрын
@@OoO7w7 many things do, it's the ultimate disrespect
@OoO7w73 жыл бұрын
@@midgetman4206 No animal dies by themselves while taking a shit.
@lestevegmbh2637 Жыл бұрын
Prepare your "ThiS diDn'T AGe wELl" quickfire comments, people.
@dcknblz2 жыл бұрын
Boffy’s number one pet peeve: Proportions
@Enneamorph3 жыл бұрын
“It looks like a giant roly-poly” well that’s exactly what it is
@phantomdarling14143 жыл бұрын
I haven't heard the word roly-poly in such a long time and seeing today is making me laugh my ass off XD
@damianbrumfield36263 жыл бұрын
mega water poly 🥴
@RaphBJ3 жыл бұрын
I read this comment the second he said it
@tonyamousel44923 жыл бұрын
Water ball
@thebestdanjan3 жыл бұрын
yes 😌
@petardruskovic92762 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: The blob fish a deep sea animal and it looks like that because of the small presure on the surfurse it looks normal in the deep sea.
@mubarak51232 жыл бұрын
true
@siamenace46802 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@WildLukas3332 жыл бұрын
Yep
@moai84152 жыл бұрын
The pressure is so strong you will die and they have like no muscles and bones
@WildLukas3332 жыл бұрын
@@king_vasuki2692 this is also true, i think its rather odd though.
@christinolson98477 ай бұрын
The only guy that likes mosquitoes is that one alien guy from lilo and stitch
@simplgaming8495 Жыл бұрын
Sloths actually have a type of fungus in their fur that might help in curing cancer...
@Just_Adrian_3 жыл бұрын
Blobfishes actually look like normal fish, but because the pressure on the surface is so different from the bottom of the sea, they fall apart and become blobs. That's like naming humans after what they look like after they exploded in the vacum of space.
@IAmSchwi3 жыл бұрын
Hairless monkeys
@dobbysleftsock27013 жыл бұрын
@T teg Egg wtf 😰
@ItAbel-xy3xk3 жыл бұрын
@@IAmSchwi all humans are mostly hairless smart monkey
@DonutCorp3 жыл бұрын
I was about to say the same, also I swear I saw that word for word somewhere else
@kaical82733 жыл бұрын
@@ItAbel-xy3xk and chimpanzees are hell creatures
@thepanglossian91113 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: A blobfish only looks like that after being pulled up from the bottom of the ocean. It actually looks quite nice when it hasn't been decompressed. Well sort of nice, nicer I should say. Edit: I am not thanking anyone or likes. I am asking why the heck there is so many after one day? It was just a correction jesus christ.
@Q_ari3 жыл бұрын
Oof. Blob fish are just sas
@thebrandunsafeone71843 жыл бұрын
In the words of tumblr Imagine if aliens named us based on what we looked like when we explode in the vacuum of space
@popoki5223 жыл бұрын
yeah because all the pressure literally makes their insides explode :(( it’s really sad actually
@jm16463 жыл бұрын
@@thebrandunsafeone7184 of course we all know that we don't explode in space but ya its pretty sad.
@thebrandunsafeone71843 жыл бұрын
@@jm1646 no, instead it implodes us by completely sucking all the air out of our body
@G-switch2 жыл бұрын
When boffy explained tapeworms i for some reason thought of it being a bed bug and i dont think im gonna slee for a while.
@nikches512111 ай бұрын
today in 2023, we got literal mosquitos carrying malaria now in flordia
@memesafficionado153 жыл бұрын
Knowing that boffy is still in school i just imagine that this video idea came about after biology lesson probably lol
@batflashzyzz3 жыл бұрын
Fr?
@juicypears54663 жыл бұрын
@@batflashzyzz he’s 16 this year
@batflashzyzz3 жыл бұрын
@@juicypears5466 He looks like he's an adult
@jawaun18753 жыл бұрын
@@batflashzyzz puberty just decides to go crazy sometimes
@ifwwoozy3 жыл бұрын
@@batflashzyzz Puberty be hitting different yk
@freakgirl74963 жыл бұрын
“Next up is... human children” audience: *silence*
@vdonutxvii32413 жыл бұрын
I was dying of laughter because it was not expected at all
@Samithecutie3 жыл бұрын
@@vdonutxvii3241 fr 💀
@WaffleMakerDud3 жыл бұрын
Human children was arguably the best one
@-warnings-3 жыл бұрын
*claps *
@freakgirl74963 жыл бұрын
Omg why did so many people reply. I’m US usually the outsider
@Not_Evil_8 ай бұрын
All I think when I see the Long Legs nests, is get a flamethrower
@5nightsatgengars8307 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@funtimeotaku44972 жыл бұрын
Nobody: daddy longs legs in Australia hanging out in every corner of beach bathrooms. "Wuts up?"
@thespontaneoustomato26763 жыл бұрын
"Spider crabs have a leg span of 3 metres." For context, the average door is about 2 metres. So imagine 1 and a half doors. That's its leg span.
@angels_hallucination45963 жыл бұрын
Yea no thanks I’m out 💀✋
@enderfxstudis77413 жыл бұрын
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THEY CAN DEVOUR A HUMAN C H I L D
@nugs27333 жыл бұрын
kill me now
@gbear35503 жыл бұрын
Yes, because we Americans can’t use the metric system
@McGreasy3 жыл бұрын
@@gbear3550 we only use doughnuts per cheese burger in this here country
@shivaaa6573 жыл бұрын
Spider: *exists* Boffy: “yeah I’m gonna have to ask you to not do that”
@braxtonthelucario21293 жыл бұрын
Boffy: and i took that personally
@cyberseai93053 жыл бұрын
*Sad spider twerking*
@K3LINSKI3 жыл бұрын
spider keep the balance of the earth
@littlebeanz37383 жыл бұрын
@@K3LINSKI yes
@dangeloghouralal98573 жыл бұрын
@@K3LINSKI fr
@nevascalange309111 ай бұрын
"Serial killer plays Minecraft" -Person with both strange name and pfp
@ukrainiansturgeon85612 жыл бұрын
“Wait- so you’re telling me that there’s a spider that lives on the bottom of the ocean?” “Yes.” Scuba divers: AHHHH
@marachen-goldberg42733 жыл бұрын
"they mistake their arm for a tree branch and fall to their death" the google page in the background: "no they don't you are wrong"
@pegasz3 жыл бұрын
boffy low effort videos
@pyrogeist12143 жыл бұрын
This guy actually responded to a bunch of people calling him a psychopath by doing even more psychotic shit I mean, that’s what I subbed for I guess.
@kennysiachisumo19743 жыл бұрын
True
@Revenant_.3 жыл бұрын
Can’t say they didn’t deserve it
@lylyaa20163 жыл бұрын
Same
@mylesscott3503 жыл бұрын
I’m not gonna make the likes 421
@chaoticpoint81053 жыл бұрын
The best way to respond to drama is create more of it.
@hugomartinezvega96342 жыл бұрын
"it looks like a ball sack, not good to look at" killed me
@chunkycoffee83122 жыл бұрын
It’s cool the immortal jellyfish actually changes it’s tissue type from standard to specialized during transformation. As a mature adult it can send itself back to a healthy teenage polyp
@michifuus3 жыл бұрын
I love how boffy talks so serious about things he doesn't know
@waffelo46813 жыл бұрын
Hahahhahahah ikr
@roundcorners19283 жыл бұрын
still doe u gotta admit Mosquitoes are annoying like fuck
@lychee67513 жыл бұрын
Blobfish dont look like that 😂
@AMagicalTortoise3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it honestly did bug me a tiny bit that he followed the common misconception that all piranhas are people-eating monsters.
@AMagicalTortoise3 жыл бұрын
@William West (student) He talked about ‘getting chased by a pack’ of them and such, suggesting he expected to be attacked if he were to see one.
@OkiSuwen3 жыл бұрын
"He's a psychopath!" "Huh, I wonder how I can fix that." *makes video on what species he would commit omnicide on
@clashyycr59943 жыл бұрын
lol
@nukclear27413 жыл бұрын
Perfect sense.
@silkorsilkie3 жыл бұрын
Genocide?
@OkiSuwen3 жыл бұрын
@@silkorsilkie omnicide is like genocide, but killing the entire species rather than just a singular group
@jennifervercezes3 жыл бұрын
Noting, omnicide is when u kill a whole species with ur omnitrix
@HAVOK7447 Жыл бұрын
The only man who is willing to say what's going on
@chrisparker92999 ай бұрын
This video makes me not wanna eat my cereal in the morning anymore
@lfox89293 жыл бұрын
I love how it’s just the sloth, a creature that does not belong on this list, and then the tape worm. Something that belongs a little further than just ‘on this list’ Edit: wow okay thanks for the likes
@socialanxiety91533 жыл бұрын
Agreed. Those things are like the devil but multiplied and worse. Whoever likes them can go die because they clearly aren’t sane.
@jeremyheath92993 жыл бұрын
@@socialanxiety9153 bruh I think they’re interested