Species That Don't Deserve to Exist

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Boffy

Boffy

3 жыл бұрын

don't hate on me for the sloth decision please. it had to be done
my twitter: / boffyyyy
my insta: / boffyyyy

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@patriksohlman6869
@patriksohlman6869 3 жыл бұрын
Boffys search history ”Sloths die after falling out of tree”
@druze3210
@druze3210 3 жыл бұрын
He says that sloths mistake their arm for a branch, while it literally says on screen that its not true
@AxxLAfriku
@AxxLAfriku 3 жыл бұрын
Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two DANGEROUSLY DASHING girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest KZbinr ever, having two hot girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear pat
@jeremy.90210
@jeremy.90210 3 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku what the hell do you want,you don’t contribute a thing to the world,you are literally as likeable as the color Red Orange
@tehpub8517
@tehpub8517 3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@jeremy.90210
@jeremy.90210 3 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku like literally you have the brain power of a preschooler with brain damage doing a finger painting
@fortnitesexman
@fortnitesexman 3 жыл бұрын
The naked mole rat is immune to cancer Yet at the same time looks like it has cancer
@durszl
@durszl 3 жыл бұрын
It looks like it is cancer itself
@SwizzleDrizzl
@SwizzleDrizzl 3 жыл бұрын
I think they're kinda cute
@xyzcherie
@xyzcherie 3 жыл бұрын
@@durszl LOL
@jovelikesbbgs
@jovelikesbbgs 3 жыл бұрын
@@SwizzleDrizzl youre just wrong
@Samy-te3hu
@Samy-te3hu 3 жыл бұрын
@@SwizzleDrizzl Are you ok ?
@tyta.luctuosa
@tyta.luctuosa 2 жыл бұрын
fun fact: the blobfish looks completely normal in its natural habitat but when they bring it up to thesurface, thats when it gets this weird because its body is used to extremely high water pressure because it lives very deep underwater
@SomerandompersonYT7557
@SomerandompersonYT7557 3 ай бұрын
True
@heaven5165
@heaven5165 2 жыл бұрын
“They are capable I devouring a baby human child😄” “Oh that’s nice”
@fuyuha
@fuyuha 3 жыл бұрын
Boffy talking about committing mass genocide on the species of mosquitoes is something we needed, but didn't deserve.
@DanTheHuman
@DanTheHuman 3 жыл бұрын
Mosquitoes are the worst creatures to exist
@orangeoblivion8714
@orangeoblivion8714 3 жыл бұрын
@@DanTheHuman wasps
@DanTheHuman
@DanTheHuman 3 жыл бұрын
@@orangeoblivion8714 do you know what malaria is
@kmang5140
@kmang5140 3 жыл бұрын
@@DanTheHuman do you know about black death
@Aryan-rx9rl
@Aryan-rx9rl 3 жыл бұрын
we kinda do deserve it because those mfs killed more than half of humans that have lived on this planet.
@frownyclowny6955
@frownyclowny6955 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: The reason Blobfish look the way they do is because *we took them out of their natural deep sea environment and laugh at them being unable to handle atmospheric pressures that are unnatural for their bodies.*
@mr.malpractice6390
@mr.malpractice6390 3 жыл бұрын
@@maxiesc but you do explode when you're in space
@1Phire
@1Phire 3 жыл бұрын
should've built a pressure suit stupid blobfish
@Cloud-kz7bw
@Cloud-kz7bw 3 жыл бұрын
Well if we go deep enough without any moder advancements we do
@EmbarsArt
@EmbarsArt 3 жыл бұрын
that sounds really sad :(
@fortnitesexman
@fortnitesexman 3 жыл бұрын
Maxi Tranquility I mean we become a mushy paste of human goo Kind of like oatmeal actually
@stephaniemooneyham616
@stephaniemooneyham616 2 жыл бұрын
for those who dont know what an immortal jellyfish is and don't think boffy explained it very well: they can revert themselves to a previous stage of their life, basically living forever until something eats them or whatever
@MisterMoodyHere
@MisterMoodyHere 7 ай бұрын
0:10 the way his eyes peer through the letters and stare into my soul 😰
@jamms22g32
@jamms22g32 3 жыл бұрын
The blobfish really isn’t that ugly. It’s normally held together by the high pressure of the deep ocean which makes it more normal shape
@quirkyturtle768
@quirkyturtle768 3 жыл бұрын
Facts like did he not look at the normal vs out of water comparison
@NexusKirin
@NexusKirin 3 жыл бұрын
The normal fish looks like he about to give me my next mission
@Thew3232
@Thew3232 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah those pictures of the unpressurized blobfish make me sad. Like they look cool until they just die and get reeled up onto the surface.
@Tushii
@Tushii 3 жыл бұрын
KZbinrs usually make wrong points like this on purpose, to increase comments correcting them, and the algorithm likes more comments
@jamms22g32
@jamms22g32 3 жыл бұрын
@@Tushii I doubt that’s why boffy said that though. He is the type of guy to just not know that stuff because it’s an unimportant fact. And even if he was you are contributing to it so
@Fireboy3727
@Fireboy3727 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: if you light a mosquito crane on fire, it screams. I know this from personal experience
@babyyoda3215
@babyyoda3215 3 жыл бұрын
Huh
@dashdashguy
@dashdashguy 3 жыл бұрын
Huh
@user-xd2ff3rm6c
@user-xd2ff3rm6c 3 жыл бұрын
hahhaha i know another way to have fun
@quilox8241
@quilox8241 3 жыл бұрын
Huh
@dashdashguy
@dashdashguy 3 жыл бұрын
@@user-xd2ff3rm6c YOU RUINED THE TRAIN
@AlexL13487
@AlexL13487 9 ай бұрын
Hyena sounds like the Purple villager💀💀💀
@5nightsatgengars830
@5nightsatgengars830 7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@No.U
@No.U 2 жыл бұрын
I disagree with blobfish. Normally, under the proper pressure, they aren’t bloated messes, rather more normal looking fish. I mean I have other disagreements but the blobfish I feel was unjust Also, where are wasps
@Ball_fondler.
@Ball_fondler. Жыл бұрын
Wasps are *really good* at getting rid of pests
@No.U
@No.U Жыл бұрын
@@Ball_fondler. Then they should get rid of *themselves*
@cunnieseverywhere
@cunnieseverywhere 11 ай бұрын
@@No.U wasps have anger issues, dont anger them
@No.U
@No.U 11 ай бұрын
@@cunnieseverywhere How do you not anger them? They do just sting you when you've never even tried to get close or do anything to them
@cunnieseverywhere
@cunnieseverywhere 11 ай бұрын
@@No.U you most likely did something and tried to cover it up
@deanwrubel5730
@deanwrubel5730 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: the blob fish doesn’t actually look like a demon when it’s underwater.
@jennifersu375
@jennifersu375 3 жыл бұрын
Yea cuz of the pressure of the deep sea
@aightbet164
@aightbet164 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh.
@knockknock941
@knockknock941 3 жыл бұрын
All the blob fish pictures come from fisherman who pull them up out of the deep sea causing all their organs to expand, which result in an ugly mess.
@caydenshorter1410
@caydenshorter1410 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah it would be kinda like if someone just pulled u up into space 😃
@lmboaaaaa6601
@lmboaaaaa6601 3 жыл бұрын
yep :l
@unfunny_guy100
@unfunny_guy100 3 жыл бұрын
The “Blobfish” you’re seeing is actually a deep sea animal that has internally exploded from the pressure of being pulled up so fast, they’re actually a much better looking creature than this, just fyi
@jovelikesbbgs
@jovelikesbbgs 3 жыл бұрын
They are still really ugly though
@HauptmannWurst
@HauptmannWurst 3 жыл бұрын
They are not as ugly underwater as when they are on the surface
@Polska_Edits
@Polska_Edits 3 жыл бұрын
@@HauptmannWurst still kinda ugly
@MusicSounds
@MusicSounds 3 жыл бұрын
now i feel bad
@boiledlemon3797
@boiledlemon3797 3 жыл бұрын
The natural Blobfish actually looks pretty cute. I wouldn’t say cute enough to be a pet, but definitely better than some of the other creatures on this list.
@howdouspelicup
@howdouspelicup 11 ай бұрын
The daddy long legs are actually really cool they help kill the mosquitoes
@getout6174
@getout6174 2 жыл бұрын
"This ones more of a mercy kill" I cant
@jcstaff1007
@jcstaff1007 3 жыл бұрын
Boffy, the blobfish only looks like that because it’s been de-pressurized from 3,000 feet underwater. The air dissolving out of its skin tore it to shreds.
@iseeyousleepdad6463
@iseeyousleepdad6463 3 жыл бұрын
Interesting
@deprezzed_chimkenn4327
@deprezzed_chimkenn4327 3 жыл бұрын
YES. I WANTED TO SAY THAT I JUST DIDN’T KNOW HOW!!
@sleepingoof4327
@sleepingoof4327 3 жыл бұрын
i mean if i was a blobfish and i looked like that i would just ask to be extinct
@melon7514
@melon7514 3 жыл бұрын
You guys should look up the Helicoprion. It’s a prehistoric aquatic creature. I’m pretty sure it doesn’t actually look like most of those photos, but what we thought it looked like is terrifying
@thighcrush3640
@thighcrush3640 3 жыл бұрын
@@sleepingoof4327 they normally look like fish
@gorgebutton5885
@gorgebutton5885 3 жыл бұрын
I’m convinced he aged rapidly after showing his face.
@unaozolina3355
@unaozolina3355 3 жыл бұрын
I agree
@Eyeball44
@Eyeball44 3 жыл бұрын
I refuse to believe that he is 16. It doesn't compute
@no_u420
@no_u420 3 жыл бұрын
@@Eyeball44 I swear to got I would believe him if he said 'jk I'm actually 50'
@nex_7062
@nex_7062 3 жыл бұрын
I agree
@simone635
@simone635 3 жыл бұрын
so that his identity would still be a secret
@keels829
@keels829 2 жыл бұрын
I love how the one bookmark he has is about classical piano.
@gajger3178
@gajger3178 3 ай бұрын
"No I don't wanna shop for giant isopods" killed me 😭
@petersocha5551
@petersocha5551 3 жыл бұрын
"They're just a lame middle man that happens to have caught the insect version of the clap and is making it our problem." Absolute gold.
@TheChopmama
@TheChopmama 3 жыл бұрын
And absolute god
@alessioughetta3677
@alessioughetta3677 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheChopmama No, he's talking TO god.
@hhgff778
@hhgff778 3 жыл бұрын
Sorry for being a nerd but actually, the blob fish looks like that because they live deep underwater were the pressure is far greater than the one here, so the blob fish looks much better under water.
@ViolentNightshade
@ViolentNightshade 3 жыл бұрын
Beat me too it
@frownyclowny6955
@frownyclowny6955 3 жыл бұрын
A fellow nerd, good. Let us communicate via brain wrinkles.
@jay-tbl
@jay-tbl 3 жыл бұрын
and when they look blobby its because they're being crushed to death under their own weight
@matthewsaints350
@matthewsaints350 3 жыл бұрын
Poor thing.
@Slimeight
@Slimeight 3 жыл бұрын
Omg yessssss
@PeskyBee1616
@PeskyBee1616 9 ай бұрын
I want a full apology video with tears for having crane fly and hyena in this video
@arjunchaturvedi9177
@arjunchaturvedi9177 2 жыл бұрын
I was bit by a mosquito while boffy said he would erase mosquit. Go Boffy
@p0t4go
@p0t4go 3 жыл бұрын
"looks like theyre awkwardly tryna hold hands" -most human relationships
@diogoandre756
@diogoandre756 3 жыл бұрын
Correction: Most child "relationships". No, it's not cute, it's cringe.
@ulcazperx3366
@ulcazperx3366 3 жыл бұрын
@@diogoandre756 you mean most relationship child or not idiot
@thotimusprimeofficial273
@thotimusprimeofficial273 3 жыл бұрын
“They can move quick when they want to.” Is a terrifying sentence in regards to a slow moving animal.
@Moetron_V2
@Moetron_V2 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine seeing one in the wild and after a while of having a staring contest with it, it just decides to sprint at you full speed.
@tash9384
@tash9384 3 жыл бұрын
@@Moetron_V2 💀😀
@cactusbread2215
@cactusbread2215 3 жыл бұрын
It's like if snails actually move at the speed of sound but only if no one watched it
@dorpezt
@dorpezt 2 жыл бұрын
"Its like the uncle no one likes" litterally one second later "its kinda cute"
@Skailed
@Skailed 2 жыл бұрын
the combination of a giraffe sucking a fence and a picture of a fat cat seconds after made me spit my water LMAO
@Clardtard
@Clardtard 3 жыл бұрын
“Looks like the average rural American” -Boffy
@cyanleafgd
@cyanleafgd 3 жыл бұрын
CyanLeafGD
@ulightronx4259
@ulightronx4259 3 жыл бұрын
Damn
@LeHyperTech
@LeHyperTech 3 жыл бұрын
E
@sirbarkslot2255
@sirbarkslot2255 3 жыл бұрын
Eeeeeee
@Rhakjellg
@Rhakjellg 3 жыл бұрын
Fart funnies sussy dicky amog sus ż😜😥🤨😲🙄😢😡😳😳😳😣😓😟😓🥸😯🥶🥶🥵🥵🥵🥵
@Xx_LennyxGaming_xX
@Xx_LennyxGaming_xX 3 жыл бұрын
"Devour a human child" **CHOKES ON AIR**
@GlitchedGuts
@GlitchedGuts 3 жыл бұрын
Mmm kapi he has been profiled
@zion6688
@zion6688 3 жыл бұрын
nice
@Storm-sh7ys
@Storm-sh7ys 3 жыл бұрын
I read this as I heard it
@unknownguyindo4356
@unknownguyindo4356 3 жыл бұрын
Chokes on air is hurt and make you gag pretty hard. (It happen when I was laughing too hard and suddenly I was choking)
@MilkIsTheOne
@MilkIsTheOne 3 жыл бұрын
You use discord ey?
@asherkat5853
@asherkat5853 Жыл бұрын
What a great video to watch while there is a giant mosquito headbutting my walls
@sleepyflowerlover
@sleepyflowerlover 2 жыл бұрын
I think we should all apricate this man for having one of the best short careers on the internet
@edenstarz9451
@edenstarz9451 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: the “blobfish” is actually a fish with major tissue damage, the actual blob fish is a better looking creature that lives deep below
@corbinius.
@corbinius. 3 жыл бұрын
not major tissue damage, they live in high pressure enviroments so when they get out, they expand they just arent meant to handle this
@scocat1944
@scocat1944 3 жыл бұрын
@@corbinius. yes and that expanding causes major tissue damage
@therealspeedwagon1451
@therealspeedwagon1451 3 жыл бұрын
The blob fish image is actually a blob fish after being pulled out of the water and has severe damage. It looks like an actual fish in its natural habitat
@RiteshRajbhandari-lp
@RiteshRajbhandari-lp 3 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this exact piece of info. Imagine some extraterrestrial life snatching you to outer space and discuss how disgusting you look judging by how extremely swollen and red-blue your whole body is and how you're bleeding from every possible orifice
@nain0a754
@nain0a754 3 жыл бұрын
*deadpool* “A small price to pay, for salvation”
@enzolee7109
@enzolee7109 3 жыл бұрын
I swear every time we see boffy’s face he ages 4 years
@lyricplayzz
@lyricplayzz 3 жыл бұрын
i know i'm surprised i'm a year older than him
@ChadThunderc0k
@ChadThunderc0k 3 жыл бұрын
How old is he?
@love4pnd
@love4pnd 3 жыл бұрын
yeah never time he’ll look a good 27
@animallover4729
@animallover4729 3 жыл бұрын
@@ChadThunderc0k he is 16
@ChadThunderc0k
@ChadThunderc0k 3 жыл бұрын
@@animallover4729 wow, we're the same age and he looks like he could be my dad
@bruhgage
@bruhgage Жыл бұрын
I just realized this was posted of my birthday. A great birthday present.
@TheJewWhoTipped
@TheJewWhoTipped 5 ай бұрын
This is an award, for the first video to ever make me stop eating.
@SU1_cidalDadbro
@SU1_cidalDadbro 3 жыл бұрын
Subscribing to Boffy is like a weird but pleasant cycle of forgetting he exists and then remembering that he does when he makes another ungodly (funny) video.
@moomeowmoomeow
@moomeowmoomeow 3 жыл бұрын
Yes. Im always happy when he uploads
@disruptersanimations1275
@disruptersanimations1275 3 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@ArthurKhazbs
@ArthurKhazbs 3 жыл бұрын
You could screw around on his Discord server too
@mrcursed_
@mrcursed_ 3 жыл бұрын
agree
@Lyquaria
@Lyquaria 3 жыл бұрын
It's like being subscribed to Technoblade but without content starvation
@tangent8364
@tangent8364 3 жыл бұрын
“And next on this list is human children” - Boffy 2021
@crystalbaker1870
@crystalbaker1870 3 жыл бұрын
If teens count then guess I’m just gonna leave now guys bye 👋
@Vid_Switcher
@Vid_Switcher 3 жыл бұрын
No it should only be toddlers to babies we should be given birth a child not baby
@Hat_shaped
@Hat_shaped 3 жыл бұрын
^ The only good point in the whole video yeap
@amitasrivastava493
@amitasrivastava493 3 жыл бұрын
@@Vid_Switcher nah, we should just fuckin lay eggs
@EPITHALON
@EPITHALON 3 жыл бұрын
Lovely:]
@GamingNotepad
@GamingNotepad 2 жыл бұрын
Boffy: hates spider crabs Me: meet the coconut crab
@doNOTbanthiscccount
@doNOTbanthiscccount Жыл бұрын
The hyena sounds just like a minecraft witch
@thefriendlymetroid6655
@thefriendlymetroid6655 3 жыл бұрын
Boffy: “if you saw a viperfish or goblin shark while swimming you would shit your pants.” If you saw those while swimming you most likely will have been crushed by water pressure
@quantumblauthor7300
@quantumblauthor7300 3 жыл бұрын
And, by conjunction, you will have shat your pants
@quantumblauthor7300
@quantumblauthor7300 3 жыл бұрын
@MercurialMærc and your pants.
@tonyamousel4492
@tonyamousel4492 3 жыл бұрын
You'd be a flesh pancake
@tonyamousel4492
@tonyamousel4492 3 жыл бұрын
@@quantumblauthor7300 ah yes nothing
@dragonmaster7128
@dragonmaster7128 3 жыл бұрын
For colon would have compressed and I goes if you had pants on then you would but idk
@chickenbutt906
@chickenbutt906 3 жыл бұрын
Boffy: I'm not a sociopath... now here's a list of species that I would extinct if I was God.
@BigChessFan
@BigChessFan 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, its almost like it was a joke.
@JoninAnimateYT
@JoninAnimateYT 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, sounds normal to me
@Annie-qe2uu
@Annie-qe2uu 3 жыл бұрын
Why hyena's tho
@nin7485
@nin7485 2 жыл бұрын
@annie hyenas built like a 2 y.o draw a mux of a dog and a cat
@DannyS14
@DannyS14 2 жыл бұрын
Sloth: eats and sleeps all day. Koalas: I’m I a joke to you?
@5nightsatgengars830
@5nightsatgengars830 9 ай бұрын
The hill bill joke got me lol
@zhongxina8426
@zhongxina8426 3 жыл бұрын
"I don't understand why people are scared of me." Literally seconds later: "I'm a big fan of mass destruction."
@Ivyevolution
@Ivyevolution 3 жыл бұрын
Ha first comment
@Ivyevolution
@Ivyevolution 3 жыл бұрын
The person above me is dumb
@Ivyevolution
@Ivyevolution 3 жыл бұрын
The person above me is wrong
@Ivyevolution
@Ivyevolution 3 жыл бұрын
The person above me are dumb
@Ivyevolution
@Ivyevolution 3 жыл бұрын
The people that commented are smart
@waveframe235
@waveframe235 3 жыл бұрын
I like how Boffy brings up the “Immortal Jellyfish” like he didn’t just drop a bombshell by saying this jellyfish can’t fucking die but then just glosses over it and moves on
@kaical8273
@kaical8273 3 жыл бұрын
I mean they can die and they die in mass like all the time. But they just can't die of age. Compare it to how humans can regrow our liver but if you damage your liver to the point it has to regrow your dead anyway.
@massivelegend5209
@massivelegend5209 3 жыл бұрын
It has the power to regress back into a fucking baby which is kinda terrifying they usually live for about 600 years or so and would live forever without predators
@ashtoningram3654
@ashtoningram3654 3 жыл бұрын
@@massivelegend5209 the United states science institute is studying the immortal jellyfish to figure out how it live forever to reverse engineered it ability for human use to some extent as of 2018
@iforgor2682
@iforgor2682 Жыл бұрын
The species that REALLY deserve to go EXRINCT FORM THIS PLANETS SURFACE is dream stans
@Merlontheblubb
@Merlontheblubb Жыл бұрын
Yes
@tacticalbanana2291
@tacticalbanana2291 3 жыл бұрын
about hyenas: “it’s neck is half its body” giraffes: am i a joke to you? edit: no i’m not going to correct my grammar
@erickatin1
@erickatin1 3 жыл бұрын
Ostrich: don’t forget me dudes
@jellysiu4820
@jellysiu4820 3 жыл бұрын
@@erickatin1 Rhea: am i a joke to you?
@SimplyComi
@SimplyComi 3 жыл бұрын
Wow just wow
@angelsantiago5941
@angelsantiago5941 3 жыл бұрын
I laugh like a hyena it's sad 😁
@uiobak9756
@uiobak9756 3 жыл бұрын
at least giraffes got an excuse
@lilpapayaaa
@lilpapayaaa 3 жыл бұрын
fun fact: every picture you’ve seen of a blobfish they’re actually dead ✨ they don’t actually look like that until they get pulled to the surface and the gasses in their bodies pretty much explode from the pressure change !!
@trees____383
@trees____383 3 жыл бұрын
love the use of exclamation marks and sparkles there. that is a really, really “fun” fact : D
@retrobeans24
@retrobeans24 3 жыл бұрын
Well no, I’ve send photos of blob fish in the water where they are meant to be and they are definitely alive :)
@raccoon3227
@raccoon3227 3 жыл бұрын
@@retrobeans24 dude stop trying to spread misinformation, you saw a dead blobfish, deal with it
@shadowcween7890
@shadowcween7890 3 жыл бұрын
@@retrobeans24 well, when they are alive, they look a lot different and are not blobby at all
@jazzywithzs
@jazzywithzs 3 жыл бұрын
f u n
@adamharries610
@adamharries610 2 жыл бұрын
Mosquito: Exist since limestone age Boffy: you shouldn't exist Mosquito:
@_Wrd2
@_Wrd2 5 ай бұрын
In the sloths defense, being able to survive big ass falls is badass itself. Sure it’s kinda because their brains barely function but still, it’s got fall damage turned off, gotta respect that 😭
@karolclark791
@karolclark791 3 жыл бұрын
Boffy: “human children” Everyone: “makes sense” Boffy: “sloths” Everyone: “wowowowo, you have gone too far buddy, someone call the FBI”
@Samithecutie
@Samithecutie 3 жыл бұрын
You can insult our young, but insulting an entire other species where we draw the line
@EXP.Expired
@EXP.Expired 3 жыл бұрын
@@Samithecutie they have terrifying claws
@giovannygutierrez4930
@giovannygutierrez4930 3 жыл бұрын
@@Samithecutie they eat poop
@Emperor_Redgrave
@Emperor_Redgrave 3 жыл бұрын
Sloths literally shit out 1/3 of their body weight and can die from it. They can literally shit themselves to death. Sloths are completely useless
@niallcahill5466
@niallcahill5466 3 жыл бұрын
And the hyenas
@ryanxu9983
@ryanxu9983 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: the reason why blob fishes look like that on land is that blob fishes usually just stay really deep in the ocean, but when we fish em up to the surface they violently depressurize and become well... blobby. they look like normal fishes when they're in the sea
@CedarCeed
@CedarCeed 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Basically their tissues explode. They look so majestic otherwise. :(
@simstudiosofficial
@simstudiosofficial 3 жыл бұрын
Its kinda sad how everyone sees them only like that
@ranjanakumari564
@ranjanakumari564 3 жыл бұрын
Haha big blob be stupiddd
@simstudiosofficial
@simstudiosofficial 3 жыл бұрын
@@ranjanakumari564 ?
@greenman784
@greenman784 3 жыл бұрын
@@simstudiosofficial Are you not have the are yes the when are get are the yes when are the the the yes of the get of sarcasm?
@TheoMarsh932
@TheoMarsh932 9 ай бұрын
Mosquitoe cranes are literally just flying spiders, i hate them so much
@Rumba654
@Rumba654 Жыл бұрын
The moon fish: literally does absolutely nothing an dies
@someboredperson2949
@someboredperson2949 3 жыл бұрын
“Spider crabs are able to devour a human child.” I’m getting a pet today.
@user-pv4ht7zv4x
@user-pv4ht7zv4x 3 жыл бұрын
Nice imma get onethen free it and when the police shows up ill just say that it scaped
@sam6231
@sam6231 3 жыл бұрын
Your getting a human child?
@firedestroyer53
@firedestroyer53 3 жыл бұрын
@@sam6231 yes. yes i am. I will train it to kill something.
@isorfidien6104
@isorfidien6104 3 жыл бұрын
@@sam6231 Yes. And a spider crab. >:D
@CupOfThea97
@CupOfThea97 3 жыл бұрын
yikes-
@journeycool3623
@journeycool3623 3 жыл бұрын
things with weird jaws: exist boffy: and i took that personally
@arushi54
@arushi54 8 ай бұрын
How weird is it that just today I happened to talk about mosquitoes deserving nothing but hell and now I come across this video!!
@5nightsatgengars830
@5nightsatgengars830 7 ай бұрын
I hate mosquitoes
@terrabaker6473
@terrabaker6473 6 ай бұрын
Boffy: next up we have the daddy long leg Me: *looks up at pet daddy long legs on ceiling* ILL SAVE YOU BARRY!!
@MrSirWivd
@MrSirWivd 3 жыл бұрын
8:36 Boffy: "I don't think they're dangerous" 9:15 Spider crab: "...can devour a human child"
@aziatouchsilent8507
@aziatouchsilent8507 3 жыл бұрын
they CAN but wont Maybe :v
@nukclear2741
@nukclear2741 3 жыл бұрын
@@aziatouchsilent8507 can you confirm that?
@aziatouchsilent8507
@aziatouchsilent8507 3 жыл бұрын
@@nukclear2741 nope
@James-nj5ks
@James-nj5ks 3 жыл бұрын
The food chain: Boffy: *im gonna pretend I didn't see that*
@icycrusader1947
@icycrusader1947 3 жыл бұрын
The animals can eat other things. Not every animal is necessary.
@chiel3067
@chiel3067 3 жыл бұрын
@@icycrusader1947 every animal is necessary
@triql4210
@triql4210 3 жыл бұрын
@@chiel3067 mosquitos are the only animal that if you completely took out of the environment would not affect the food chain at all
@Merlincat007
@Merlincat007 3 жыл бұрын
@@triql4210 It would somewhat. But I don't think any animals would go extinct without it, and probably worth a certain amount of harm to the environment to save millions of lives
@damianbrumfield3626
@damianbrumfield3626 3 жыл бұрын
@@triql4210 ticks too
@hippostudios9543
@hippostudios9543 Жыл бұрын
The Goblin Shark. Everybody: it’s ugly. Me: IT’T FANTASTICAL
@cadbanesfavoritehat5655
@cadbanesfavoritehat5655 2 жыл бұрын
Boffy: No one eats bones. Me who knows that crushed up cow bones are in almost every candy, dessert, snack food: YES.
@Kindred...
@Kindred... 3 жыл бұрын
*"They're capable of devouring a human child"* Boffy: *aW tHaT's NiCe*
@cuteanimals792
@cuteanimals792 3 жыл бұрын
on another note. WHERE TF DID THEY GET THAT STATISTIC. HAS THERE BEEN AN OCCURENCE WHERE A CHILD HAS BEEN EATEN ALIVE BY CRABS. IMAGINE THE UNBEARABLE PAIN AND MILD COMEDY AS YOU ARE EATEN BY A SWARM OF CRABS.
@w_ldan
@w_ldan 3 жыл бұрын
@@cuteanimals792 *_Kinky_*
@arashi2081
@arashi2081 3 жыл бұрын
@@w_ldan ......Everyday we stray farther from god....
@greenman784
@greenman784 3 жыл бұрын
@@w_ldan _THATS ENOUGH INTERNET FOR TODAY_
@cloudedmind1536
@cloudedmind1536 3 жыл бұрын
@@w_ldan bROOOOOOOO YEAH NOOOOO UM
@pomfpomf3384
@pomfpomf3384 3 жыл бұрын
Subnautica would be the perfect game for you.
@cancerwoman7669
@cancerwoman7669 3 жыл бұрын
A MAN DOMINATES THE OCEAN FULL OF MONSTERS
@emiished_2571
@emiished_2571 3 жыл бұрын
TRUEEEE
@DeltaBois
@DeltaBois 3 жыл бұрын
yes
@paintedwolf6563
@paintedwolf6563 3 жыл бұрын
I NEED THIS
@Cyclonixs
@Cyclonixs 3 жыл бұрын
Yeaaaaaaaaaah
@sijam2m59
@sijam2m59 Жыл бұрын
The pressure of the deep water makes the blob fish look like a normal fish
@Alicyndaquil
@Alicyndaquil 2 жыл бұрын
Actually, the goblin shark jaw makes perfect sense. In water, opening your mouth while swimming cancel you hydrodynamics, making you slower and blowing away small fish with the waves you cause (as water doesn't flow over you anymore)
@yourlocallospolloshermanos4706
@yourlocallospolloshermanos4706 Жыл бұрын
♪⁌⁊ªª⁌⁍
@adamchmielewski6162
@adamchmielewski6162 3 жыл бұрын
“Next up is human children” *long pause* “All right a lot of you are gonna get mad at me for this one, but sloths.”
@tonyamousel4492
@tonyamousel4492 3 жыл бұрын
I mean hes not wrong
@antonpersson1869
@antonpersson1869 3 жыл бұрын
That is indeed what happened in the video
@mr.rizzlah
@mr.rizzlah 3 жыл бұрын
@@tonyamousel4492 i agreed too
@darkmeraldpvp6531
@darkmeraldpvp6531 3 жыл бұрын
@@tonyamousel4492 at least it doesn't Harm nature unlike Humans does
@darkmeraldpvp6531
@darkmeraldpvp6531 3 жыл бұрын
@@tonyamousel4492 at least it doesn't Harm nature unlike Humans does
@dailypositivity6659
@dailypositivity6659 3 жыл бұрын
I love how Boffy ages a year every time he is on camera
@trimtoaster5981
@trimtoaster5981 3 жыл бұрын
Ok
@itisindeedtangle
@itisindeedtangle 3 жыл бұрын
Ya mean 10 years? In his face reveal he was 14, now he's fucking 24
@TheEldritchHyena
@TheEldritchHyena 3 жыл бұрын
More like 5 years.
@itssilver8467
@itssilver8467 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@dobbysleftsock2701
@dobbysleftsock2701 3 жыл бұрын
i keep forgetting mans is younger than tommyinnit-
@j-lord904
@j-lord904 Жыл бұрын
hyenas sound like minecraft witch prove me wrong
@avion3033
@avion3033 2 жыл бұрын
That giraffe clip gonna make me act up 🤣
@ballistichorse6221
@ballistichorse6221 3 жыл бұрын
Boffy, the human child: “I hate human children”
@aspec1
@aspec1 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@named746
@named746 3 жыл бұрын
He also hate orphans
@jamesgosling8491
@jamesgosling8491 3 жыл бұрын
He is a teenager
@light-xl9mh
@light-xl9mh 3 жыл бұрын
ohhh you Not like child
@light-xl9mh
@light-xl9mh 3 жыл бұрын
i hate woman;
@onyx_risen6843
@onyx_risen6843 3 жыл бұрын
I love how he says that sloths are dumb enough to mistake their own arms for branches yet in the same box it says at the end that that’s a myth and that they’re actually careful when they climb
@anderrivverwind9267
@anderrivverwind9267 3 жыл бұрын
Glad I wasn't the only one that saw that
@OoO7w7
@OoO7w7 3 жыл бұрын
Yet They die taking a shit.
@SleepyInu60
@SleepyInu60 3 жыл бұрын
@@anderrivverwind9267 yup
@midgetman4206
@midgetman4206 3 жыл бұрын
@@OoO7w7 many things do, it's the ultimate disrespect
@OoO7w7
@OoO7w7 3 жыл бұрын
@@midgetman4206 No animal dies by themselves while taking a shit.
@lestevegmbh2637
@lestevegmbh2637 Жыл бұрын
Prepare your "ThiS diDn'T AGe wELl" quickfire comments, people.
@dcknblz
@dcknblz 2 жыл бұрын
Boffy’s number one pet peeve: Proportions
@Enneamorph
@Enneamorph 3 жыл бұрын
“It looks like a giant roly-poly” well that’s exactly what it is
@phantomdarling1414
@phantomdarling1414 3 жыл бұрын
I haven't heard the word roly-poly in such a long time and seeing today is making me laugh my ass off XD
@damianbrumfield3626
@damianbrumfield3626 3 жыл бұрын
mega water poly 🥴
@RaphBJ
@RaphBJ 3 жыл бұрын
I read this comment the second he said it
@tonyamousel4492
@tonyamousel4492 3 жыл бұрын
Water ball
@thebestdanjan
@thebestdanjan 3 жыл бұрын
yes 😌
@petardruskovic9276
@petardruskovic9276 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: The blob fish a deep sea animal and it looks like that because of the small presure on the surfurse it looks normal in the deep sea.
@mubarak5123
@mubarak5123 2 жыл бұрын
true
@siamenace4680
@siamenace4680 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@WildLukas333
@WildLukas333 2 жыл бұрын
Yep
@moai8415
@moai8415 2 жыл бұрын
The pressure is so strong you will die and they have like no muscles and bones
@WildLukas333
@WildLukas333 2 жыл бұрын
@@king_vasuki2692 this is also true, i think its rather odd though.
@christinolson9847
@christinolson9847 7 ай бұрын
The only guy that likes mosquitoes is that one alien guy from lilo and stitch
@simplgaming8495
@simplgaming8495 Жыл бұрын
Sloths actually have a type of fungus in their fur that might help in curing cancer...
@Just_Adrian_
@Just_Adrian_ 3 жыл бұрын
Blobfishes actually look like normal fish, but because the pressure on the surface is so different from the bottom of the sea, they fall apart and become blobs. That's like naming humans after what they look like after they exploded in the vacum of space.
@IAmSchwi
@IAmSchwi 3 жыл бұрын
Hairless monkeys
@dobbysleftsock2701
@dobbysleftsock2701 3 жыл бұрын
@T teg Egg wtf 😰
@ItAbel-xy3xk
@ItAbel-xy3xk 3 жыл бұрын
@@IAmSchwi all humans are mostly hairless smart monkey
@DonutCorp
@DonutCorp 3 жыл бұрын
I was about to say the same, also I swear I saw that word for word somewhere else
@kaical8273
@kaical8273 3 жыл бұрын
@@ItAbel-xy3xk and chimpanzees are hell creatures
@thepanglossian9111
@thepanglossian9111 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: A blobfish only looks like that after being pulled up from the bottom of the ocean. It actually looks quite nice when it hasn't been decompressed. Well sort of nice, nicer I should say. Edit: I am not thanking anyone or likes. I am asking why the heck there is so many after one day? It was just a correction jesus christ.
@Q_ari
@Q_ari 3 жыл бұрын
Oof. Blob fish are just sas
@thebrandunsafeone7184
@thebrandunsafeone7184 3 жыл бұрын
In the words of tumblr Imagine if aliens named us based on what we looked like when we explode in the vacuum of space
@popoki522
@popoki522 3 жыл бұрын
yeah because all the pressure literally makes their insides explode :(( it’s really sad actually
@jm1646
@jm1646 3 жыл бұрын
@@thebrandunsafeone7184 of course we all know that we don't explode in space but ya its pretty sad.
@thebrandunsafeone7184
@thebrandunsafeone7184 3 жыл бұрын
@@jm1646 no, instead it implodes us by completely sucking all the air out of our body
@G-switch
@G-switch 2 жыл бұрын
When boffy explained tapeworms i for some reason thought of it being a bed bug and i dont think im gonna slee for a while.
@nikches5121
@nikches5121 11 ай бұрын
today in 2023, we got literal mosquitos carrying malaria now in flordia
@memesafficionado15
@memesafficionado15 3 жыл бұрын
Knowing that boffy is still in school i just imagine that this video idea came about after biology lesson probably lol
@batflashzyzz
@batflashzyzz 3 жыл бұрын
Fr?
@juicypears5466
@juicypears5466 3 жыл бұрын
@@batflashzyzz he’s 16 this year
@batflashzyzz
@batflashzyzz 3 жыл бұрын
@@juicypears5466 He looks like he's an adult
@jawaun1875
@jawaun1875 3 жыл бұрын
@@batflashzyzz puberty just decides to go crazy sometimes
@ifwwoozy
@ifwwoozy 3 жыл бұрын
@@batflashzyzz Puberty be hitting different yk
@freakgirl7496
@freakgirl7496 3 жыл бұрын
“Next up is... human children” audience: *silence*
@vdonutxvii3241
@vdonutxvii3241 3 жыл бұрын
I was dying of laughter because it was not expected at all
@Samithecutie
@Samithecutie 3 жыл бұрын
@@vdonutxvii3241 fr 💀
@WaffleMakerDud
@WaffleMakerDud 3 жыл бұрын
Human children was arguably the best one
@-warnings-
@-warnings- 3 жыл бұрын
*claps *
@freakgirl7496
@freakgirl7496 3 жыл бұрын
Omg why did so many people reply. I’m US usually the outsider
@Not_Evil_
@Not_Evil_ 8 ай бұрын
All I think when I see the Long Legs nests, is get a flamethrower
@5nightsatgengars830
@5nightsatgengars830 7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@funtimeotaku4497
@funtimeotaku4497 2 жыл бұрын
Nobody: daddy longs legs in Australia hanging out in every corner of beach bathrooms. "Wuts up?"
@thespontaneoustomato2676
@thespontaneoustomato2676 3 жыл бұрын
"Spider crabs have a leg span of 3 metres." For context, the average door is about 2 metres. So imagine 1 and a half doors. That's its leg span.
@angels_hallucination4596
@angels_hallucination4596 3 жыл бұрын
Yea no thanks I’m out 💀✋
@enderfxstudis7741
@enderfxstudis7741 3 жыл бұрын
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THEY CAN DEVOUR A HUMAN C H I L D
@nugs2733
@nugs2733 3 жыл бұрын
kill me now
@gbear3550
@gbear3550 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, because we Americans can’t use the metric system
@McGreasy
@McGreasy 3 жыл бұрын
@@gbear3550 we only use doughnuts per cheese burger in this here country
@shivaaa657
@shivaaa657 3 жыл бұрын
Spider: *exists* Boffy: “yeah I’m gonna have to ask you to not do that”
@braxtonthelucario2129
@braxtonthelucario2129 3 жыл бұрын
Boffy: and i took that personally
@cyberseai9305
@cyberseai9305 3 жыл бұрын
*Sad spider twerking*
@K3LINSKI
@K3LINSKI 3 жыл бұрын
spider keep the balance of the earth
@littlebeanz3738
@littlebeanz3738 3 жыл бұрын
@@K3LINSKI yes
@dangeloghouralal9857
@dangeloghouralal9857 3 жыл бұрын
@@K3LINSKI fr
@nevascalange3091
@nevascalange3091 11 ай бұрын
"Serial killer plays Minecraft" -Person with both strange name and pfp
@ukrainiansturgeon8561
@ukrainiansturgeon8561 2 жыл бұрын
“Wait- so you’re telling me that there’s a spider that lives on the bottom of the ocean?” “Yes.” Scuba divers: AHHHH
@marachen-goldberg4273
@marachen-goldberg4273 3 жыл бұрын
"they mistake their arm for a tree branch and fall to their death" the google page in the background: "no they don't you are wrong"
@pegasz
@pegasz 3 жыл бұрын
boffy low effort videos
@pyrogeist1214
@pyrogeist1214 3 жыл бұрын
This guy actually responded to a bunch of people calling him a psychopath by doing even more psychotic shit I mean, that’s what I subbed for I guess.
@kennysiachisumo1974
@kennysiachisumo1974 3 жыл бұрын
True
@Revenant_.
@Revenant_. 3 жыл бұрын
Can’t say they didn’t deserve it
@lylyaa2016
@lylyaa2016 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@mylesscott350
@mylesscott350 3 жыл бұрын
I’m not gonna make the likes 421
@chaoticpoint8105
@chaoticpoint8105 3 жыл бұрын
The best way to respond to drama is create more of it.
@hugomartinezvega9634
@hugomartinezvega9634 2 жыл бұрын
"it looks like a ball sack, not good to look at" killed me
@chunkycoffee8312
@chunkycoffee8312 2 жыл бұрын
It’s cool the immortal jellyfish actually changes it’s tissue type from standard to specialized during transformation. As a mature adult it can send itself back to a healthy teenage polyp
@michifuus
@michifuus 3 жыл бұрын
I love how boffy talks so serious about things he doesn't know
@waffelo4681
@waffelo4681 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahhahahah ikr
@roundcorners1928
@roundcorners1928 3 жыл бұрын
still doe u gotta admit Mosquitoes are annoying like fuck
@lychee6751
@lychee6751 3 жыл бұрын
Blobfish dont look like that 😂
@AMagicalTortoise
@AMagicalTortoise 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it honestly did bug me a tiny bit that he followed the common misconception that all piranhas are people-eating monsters.
@AMagicalTortoise
@AMagicalTortoise 3 жыл бұрын
@William West (student) He talked about ‘getting chased by a pack’ of them and such, suggesting he expected to be attacked if he were to see one.
@OkiSuwen
@OkiSuwen 3 жыл бұрын
"He's a psychopath!" "Huh, I wonder how I can fix that." *makes video on what species he would commit omnicide on
@clashyycr5994
@clashyycr5994 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@nukclear2741
@nukclear2741 3 жыл бұрын
Perfect sense.
@silkorsilkie
@silkorsilkie 3 жыл бұрын
Genocide?
@OkiSuwen
@OkiSuwen 3 жыл бұрын
@@silkorsilkie omnicide is like genocide, but killing the entire species rather than just a singular group
@jennifervercezes
@jennifervercezes 3 жыл бұрын
Noting, omnicide is when u kill a whole species with ur omnitrix
@HAVOK7447
@HAVOK7447 Жыл бұрын
The only man who is willing to say what's going on
@chrisparker9299
@chrisparker9299 9 ай бұрын
This video makes me not wanna eat my cereal in the morning anymore
@lfox8929
@lfox8929 3 жыл бұрын
I love how it’s just the sloth, a creature that does not belong on this list, and then the tape worm. Something that belongs a little further than just ‘on this list’ Edit: wow okay thanks for the likes
@socialanxiety9153
@socialanxiety9153 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed. Those things are like the devil but multiplied and worse. Whoever likes them can go die because they clearly aren’t sane.
@jeremyheath9299
@jeremyheath9299 3 жыл бұрын
@@socialanxiety9153 bruh I think they’re interested
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