Causing As Many Deaths As Possible In Minecraft

[@CptRussiaXD]

The tone of his voice while killing everything *_Im scared and entertained at the same time_*

[@whiskey419]

Okay, first it was Justin Y. Now it is my counterpart CptRussia, and the other is Mycuel Something.

[@kayaaastone]

@@whiskey419 What about some guy with a moustache

[@whiskey419]

• C R Y B A B Y • Ain't seen him yet hoss.

[@sloppyjoe2974]

Dude i have seen your comments twice today on two different topics

[@eamonn1159]

CptRussia I saw in a different video on KZbin! (A different channel)

[@kasper6066]

Boffy's sarcasm is so strong that I really, really think he needs a hug.

[@StandardCashflow]

Go check out remainings even tho being a kids youtuber man he sounds sarcastic as heck

[@hemakodaaa]

His leather armor has Thorns II be careful

[@tozzaschannel]

@@StandardCashflow lmao i used to watch him

[@StandardCashflow]

@@tozzaschannel lmao,im thinking of switchin to discord for a while but ill make my mind up

[@tozzaschannel]

@@StandardCashflow fun haha

[@clairedelunatic3682]

He's literally the man with the white van of minecraft. "Come on little chickens, you want some seeds?"

[@andrewc3015]

˚-˚

[@kunikuzuzhi]

@@andrewc3015 ・o・

[@Someoneyeeted]

👁️👄👁️

[@Intimidation571]

._.

[@djeffree1942]

@@kunikuzuzhi 0-0

[@zakalot]

I find it funny that fish being stabbed didn’t count as a death, implying fish weren’t worth being considered as alive

[@JustFlakesHere]

Dude he is so stupid he could have made a bad in the beginning

[@alainadrinkwater5862]

@@JustFlakesHere fuck you

[@perfectbotgreg5119]

@@alainadrinkwater5862 I will

[@shadowtris6349]

@@perfectbotgreg5119 ohhhh~

[@kallaramsay7309]

I deleted the comment because saying something like that is not fair to someone else on the app

[@addijarred5165]

“I hear monsters, but the real monster is me”- boffy

[@looney6940]

AJ THE GOAT I read this the exact time he said it💀

[@eunoiaqq]

@@looney6940 Ok then what time did he say it

[@E1ixyrrr]

Undertale genocide in a nutshell

[@maiwonder2801]

Aether Gaming yes- XD

[@MegaGDestroyah]

I need to frame that quote in my house

[@petersmythe6462]

"I did manage to infect like half of my school though" Oh. Oh no. Hey I think we found patient zero...

[@starflypup7860]

no replies

[@opossumcorpseparty]

Ruh roh

[@starxxyl8207]

...shit

[@laurie7732]

Well...

[@Celestialeris]

Yike

[@Frorng]

"Torches are for little baby boys" 5 seconds later: **Makes a torch**

[@circleubuntu]

He can't see

[@alainadrinkwater5862]

@@circleubuntu e’yup

[@jordanbarroso1954]

@@alainadrinkwater5862 eyup

[@Pneuma321]

True

[@SunnyTheSimp]

@@circleubuntu we know Xd

[@Skibidirizzohio6969pn1s]

Mojang: adds bees to raise awareness about bees Boffy: *slaughters them all*

[@namegame8981]

“Fix the pvp. Give us a cave update.” You got your wish

[@narius4241]

eh cave update isn't quite here yet and pvp is still broken and bad so I wouldn't quite say so. I'll consider pvp fixed when a fucking axe isn't the best pvp weapon

[@potatoeyboi]

Did you not see the ongoing pvp changes in the pvp snapshots?

[@pietersfilms5171]

@@potatoeyboi yeah

[@DavidNikkiZane]

@@narius4241 well it does kind of make sense that an axe would do more damage since it's heavier and more expensive

[@redacted6090]

@@DavidNikkiZane eh I still prefer the sword

[@kbuy]

Boffy's vocabulary and monotone voice is perfect

[@SimplyNo_]

sounds like technoblade

[@matabuh1544]

And he’s 14

[@somehumanonplanetearth6903]

I too have a monotone voice

[@lordofcats5448]

Perfect FOR A RADIO I’m not trying to throw shade or anything

[@thegreatwoodentable552]

Agreed

[@fearechoes1161]

"Playing god without god powers." The most human thing i've heard today.

[@gachalucky869]

why you have underfell Sans prof' Pic?

[@fearechoes1161]

@@gachalucky869 this is a very very old account

[@gachalucky869]

@@fearechoes1161 okay then

[@fearechoes1161]

@@gachalucky869 Okay

[@gachalucky869]

@@fearechoes1161 hey are yo a fan? if not why yu don't chance

[@imabiatchandproud6374]

boffy: i hate bees’ also boffy: “killing the wither with an army of bees”

[@ericyang1401]

YES i was going to say that i just watched that vid

[@JustFlakesHere]

Dude he is so stupid he could have made a bed in the beginning

[@imabiatchandproud6374]

@@ericyang1401 :)

[@stephaniepolselli7526]

I remember that video

[@imabiatchandproud6374]

@@stephaniepolselli7526 lol

[@GryphA]

"911, what is your emergency?" "This guy just killed 1000 chickens." "I'm... sorry?" "Yeah, 1000 chickens in minecraft. And a creeper, and a- *click* hello?"

[@glarus4008]

Ur a good jokester

[@lildeepthroat3344]

Max is 100 days in jail for killing chicken or cockfighting so 1000x100=100,000 days so you can die in prison for killing chicken not by exactions but time spent

[@spectreshepard1]

U.S NAVY- that’s.. oddly legit

[@lildeepthroat3344]

Lukepar3 Gaming yep

[@mil4023]

Much funny yes laugh

[@TySaysHi]

Little did he know that he'd someday lead a bee army

[@jeremyyt5127]

lmao

[@Ghost-ji2qn]

And a wolf army

[@thebluebee4002]

i luv bees

[@lucentille]

i am the 690th like of this comment

[@imtheirladyofsorrows727]

yes, little did he know

[@miss_girl6978]

*Sneeze* "I should be at school." 2020: "Oh honey"

[@siex4349]

boffy: “i dont have a place to sleep” also boffy: has 10 wool and trees all around him

[@dimitrisskar4174]

but he didn't have a place to sleep

[@dimitrisskar4174]

@SuperMikej2 but he didn't have a place to sleep

[@dimitrisskar4174]

@SuperMikej2 but he didn't HAVE a PLACE to sleep

[@dimitrisskar4174]

@SuperMikej2 yeah but you know what i mean. he didn't have a place to sleep not that he couldn't make one

[@zhermand1330]

@SuperMikej2 I think he meant a PLACE like a house for example

[@Light-pt3rz]

Boffy: “ a little bit closer, I’m not gonna hurt ya” Bee: *comes closer* Boffy: *kills bee*

[@lucidluvvv2696]

Classic Evil Peoples in 2020 exempt without the candy

[@Maneplix]

He did say he wouldn't hurt it

[@amakobhansa6301]

rip bee १०० बछ-२०२०

[@suff0h98]

Can we get an F for the bee

[@hillwoop9101]

*TOP 10 ANIME BETRAYALS*

[@skler123]

"Torches are for babies" *Makes torches 5 minutes later*

[@drantigon]

Make that 5 seconds

[@HeadsetHatGuy]

@@drantigon edit will ruin the meme lmao

[@madkirk7431]

"i should be at school" that quote is inaccurate now...

[@flauntingend166]

Coronavirus

[@UltraBlitzer755]

Jason Hall That’s what he was referring to? I didn’t realize. thanks for educating me as without your comment I wouldn’t have understood the joke.

[@amazango3826]

2 c’s not one

[@slasherscrews]

@Chocrix That’s not the joke. Boffy was sick and wasn’t going to school.

[@lewgilbert879]

YUP

[@solar_SG]

"give us a cave update we don't want bees" Mojang: **makes cave update where you need honeycomb to make candles**

[@diarenee9012]

Bees still useless tho, like who uses candles f

[@solar_SG]

@@diarenee9012 my bases are like wizard towers so I actually use them often

[@anaalina5964]

@@diarenee9012 Candles are very good for builders.

[@Awaken333]

@@diarenee9012 bees actually pollinate crops to grow faster instead of using bone meal and get food faster

[@lavaboatcubesupportsukrain7539]

Honey blocks are good for red stone

[@justcallmemark3217]

"torches are for baby boys who cry for their mama when a monster comes out *seconds later *I NeEd ToRcHeS*

[@ghoulishffx]

That's just Boffy in all of his videos

[@hahaoml2812]

I think he's trying to tell us something

[@ShallowLilyWC]

@Rono Hernandez hes 14 or 15 hes not little 1 to 9 is little

[@lumerianrafayel]

@Farzana parvin I'm sorry..but I need to r/woooosh you. *_r/woooosh_*

[@ShallowLilyWC]

@@lumerianrafayel kk *r/wooooosh*

[@CGJero]

Boffy: it kinda looks like a... Boffy's brain: wait I'm not that immature Boffy: yeah it just looks stupid

[@zeeee8305]

I honestly thought it looked like a gun

[@chaex2246]

@@zeeee8305 timestamp?

[@posljednjilist4400]

9:52

[@phatassphilip1892]

@NewDays nobody asked. Tbh nobody cares either

[@arin5008]

*thinks about KZbin monitazation*

[@usm1le]

4:10 Pink sheep have a very rare 0.164% chance of naturally spawning.

[@joseph.lavalley]

Usmile and he just kills it lol

[@shizurika]

Seriously i always see pink sheeps

[@darkestlune9580]

@@shizurika you're taking all our luck ;-;

[@darkestlune9580]

I am displeased by him

[@anap9758]

I’ve had two naturally spawn within a chunk of eachother. That was the luckiest thing to ever happen to me so far.

[@PnPproductionsandentertainment]

“Give us a cave update we don’t want bees.” Well you’re in luck

[@SainKallaway]

69TH LIKE

[@CyBeR_F0xY_TiNCaN]

LOL

[@stiliyan8821]

Boffy: Oh a pink sheep! Are they rare or something? Also Boffy: **proceeds to kill the sheep**

[@Ukulilly]

I’ve been playing Minecraft for seven years and I still haven’t found a pink sheep

[@A590Gaming]

@@Ukulilly I found one in past 15 months

[@pauliuscinga6972]

Ukulilly I found two pink sheep in the same world

[@krispyremovers2337]

I've found one yesterday, and then my minecraft server crashed so its gone. I'm still hurt how boffy just kileld the pink sheep. (the odds of finding a pink sheep is 0,164% so its much less than 1%)

[@strawblemonanime4723]

I made one world where I dedicated it to spawning sheep until I got a pink one and it took nearly an hour to find at least one.

[@Scazoid]

Litellary everyone: *WE NEED CAVE UPDATE!* Mojang: *Ya like Jazz?*

[@untexuredlava]

Community: wants cave update Mojang: best I can do is bees

[@restingplace5621]

Community: Cave Update Mojang: ha ha, bee go buzz

[@kingjulienfeetenthusiast]

Hello my long lost twin

[@ezeke959]

Ya like _beezz_

[@willvicini7941]

Everyone: A cave update would be nice Mojang: Bees, take it or leave it

[@maddoxmakesvideos]

"I did manage to infect half of my school, so..." That's called foreshadowing

[@casualcass]

Covid be like: 😍

[@Fxeye-ir9ck]

420th like 😏

[@yaniraguzman4046]

Alternate title: boffy has a God complex and slaughters everything

[@owenwilliamsmith4040]

“I’m going to lure them into the breeding hole with the fake promise of seeds” -boffy

[@charmeleonevolves5553]

69 likes but what if i ruined it

[@crystuim738]

@@charmeleonevolves5553 NOOOO

[@charmeleonevolves5553]

@@crystuim738 i didnt actually ruin it btw

[@yakkun4930]

I feel like that's the plot of The Promised Neverland-

[@awesome_hh7002]

sounds like a government

[@Leo-cb3jj]

"Minecraft is a peaceful game" Boffy: *Yeahhh*

[@fragile1723]

Yeaahhh NO!

[@RC038]

"oh cool pink sheep. Aren't these rare or something?" *Proceeds to slay it with the wrath of 1000 suns*

[@kazmataze1084]

I saw this comment at the time he killed the sheep.

[@Korange64]

How dare he, I've been playing minecraft like, since it came out, and I've seen like *3 NATURAL PINK SHEPS*

[@untitleddocument5231]

i found a pink sheep while exploring once, so i put it in a boat and went all the way back to my house with it the pink sheep still exists in that world and its name is kirby :)

[@trainswithjoe]

"Now it is nice and clean" *in real life that entire field would be red with blood!

[@yarnmisery]

mojang should add blood to minecraft

[@chloejacob4921]

Bee: *poisons boffy* Boffy: so I see you have chosen death

[@WallOBrix]

“I did manage to infect like half of my school though” -Boffy 2020 right before the coronavirus took over

[@apathetic_aesthetics]

I was looking for someone to comment this lol

[@andrerodrigues2877]

That aged badly

[@aceradionetwork3697]

So it WASNT a bat

[@ajarofworms7]

Lol

[@jaythephoenix]

@@aceradionetwork3697 That counter was pretty lowball then!

[@trispearhalloween3633]

“Why would I wear armor made out of iron when I can make armor out of the skin of living things?” -boffy 2020

[@manolitotan6708]

I read this at the exact time he said that

[@i_dont_even_know_at_this_p4920]

@@manolitotan6708 same

[@davis.despacito4075]

Oop I accidentally disliked and then liked lol

[@michaelworthen9527]

Nope 2021😎

[@neenasahi7771]

@@manolitotan6708 me 2

[@sabrinamanca8559]

That vegan teacher: No you can’t just kill 1000 animals!!!! Boffy: haha sword go brrrrrr

[@synthetic_creature]

hahaha sword go swoooosh

[@5ilverstreak854]

The real reason why he’s a monster is because he used logs as fuel instead of making charcoal

[@yougotsomeoreos7609]

Or just using planks

[@red_robin2243]

Also he killed a pink sheep

[@dELTA13579111315]

Also didn't count a salmon as a kill

[@sluchx2692]

And now he can makes videos of it because there is no school because of the covid-19 so "yay"

[@omibologna]

mobs: Peacefully living in a minecraft world Boffy: joins world mobs: *Why do I hear boss music?*

[@tiffanylam8311]

E

[@whyns]

*piano starts playing*

[@uhoh7408]

That implies you can beat boffy

[@weewee6244]

Whyns I goirno giavvana will burn chickens

[@aheony]

Lmao

[@isabellastokes5099]

“You know what is fun? Playing god, without god powers”

[@arrolace]

*That’s called being a cult leader*

[@legna3407]

Or a dictator

[@jacktem1]

Why does this have so many likes yet so little replies

[@vodka2432]

*crowley has entered the chat*

[@Slasherxx-hj9ol]

666 thank me

[@voidbunny666]

1:20 "give us a cave update-", and here we are, 4 years later with a cave update

[@avery8142]

He has forgotten to count the fishes death. Poor fish didnt make it into the "death count". 2:18 Edit: i didn't expect all the love... thank youu!♡

[@trippie9312]

Oof

[@nene9860]

That's the comment I was looking for

[@EliasPoint]

Mcfuffin they have no souls and can’t pain I guess

[@kristenkelly8568]

I'm the 300 hundredth person to like this commet

[@lauravandzura7134]

Fish don’t count. They are natures retards

[@whatsthehistory4752]

I clicked on a corona virus news story on trending and eventually made my way to this video through KZbin recommendations

[@gettokyoko]

Whats The History good job

[@kiddosneakybeaky3934]

Nice

[@hankhill7813]

Hehehe, no school for you

[@villiatheotter2757]

Same

[@Cheeseinhaler500]

666 likes huh

[@andremoire]

“Give us a cave update not bees” the prophet has spoken and thou holy Mojang has provided

[@moon.2674]

it has indeed

[@ChaosCat942]

Yup

[@GiveMeMeatballsImHungry]

@Peanut Butter is that a pun? Edit: pretty sure it’s half pun, half true.

[@artsycat1656]

I was gonna comment this than I saw it already

[@ChaosCat942]

@@artsycat1656 Judging from your username, you’re a wings of fire fan?

[@deathdemo3252]

"We don't want bees, fix PVP, give us a cave update!" Seems they listened

[@ZelPie]

Boffy: no, fix the pvp give us a cave update Minecraft 1.17: allow me to introduce myself

[@aromoobroom2087]

Lol

[@crowkrow5015]

tf

[@finn.8490]

"I did manage to infect, like, half my school, so I'm proud of myself." That did not age well.

[@AJW2711]

Searched for this exact comment, Boffy might have been a spreader lol

[@finn.8490]

@@AJW2711 Ha!

[@TwilightEXEYT]

R/agedlikemilk

[@rhazien2502]

I did that too, only covid cause I didn't have symptoms. FML

[@itzyaboythomas9025]

Bro I looked for this comment

[@OatsandPorridge]

"there's one re-occuring theme throughout all of my videos it is probably torture" *_subscribes_*

[@dimitrisskar4174]

lmao

[@Jessica58243]

Uhm ok

[@ChaosCat942]

That happened to me too

[@cool_knockout]

when you play people playground, torture becomes fun

[@nakayoshi93]

1:13 I love this because the bee is like the community's favorite mob now

[@heatherrockwell9012]

"Mojang, you think we want bees?" The redstone community would like to know your location

[@thevioletbee5879]

The lovers of bees community would like to know your location.

[@cairpadilla7400]

i already know you're location

[@Grimmy41]

Am I te only person who really likes the bees? ;-;

[@Andyatl2002]

The building community would like to know your location.

[@greatbigbilly5091]

The noteblock community would like to know your location

[@onyxxed6582]

"It's like I'll be wearing the souls of my enemies, which is...very appealing." ... ... You just earned a subscriber.

[@boimcpickle]

lol

[@lynmcc3651]

4:55 is when he says this. I just don't want to re search for when he says this

[@rev_6427]

I love how you can add “in Minecraft” to the end of any sentence to make it sound innocent

[@galactic-hamster7043]

"Genocide run... In Minecraft!"

[@juliaanimates9765]

i killed every kid under 12 i killed every kid under 12 _in minecraft_

[@rebooteed_3434]

i massacred every living thing on the planet except me in Minecraft!!

[@shreyasshukla9841]

I anally penetrated all the animals in Minecraft.

[@catherinethomas9993]

Rev_64 it makes everything sound legal

[@taco2188]

7:30 when you blink during a redstone tutorial

[@garycoleman115]

Nobody: McDonald’s “Let’s industrialize the animal killing process”

[@thexanfan8173]

Its funny becous it isnt

[@HeadsetHatGuy]

@@thexanfan8173 you must be fun at parties

[@kiwuuspurr1927]

666 likes, makes perfect sense

[@dickeaterOCE]

Macca’s Finns hit that up

[@thexanfan8173]

@@HeadsetHatGuy jeah

[@atsunome]

February 2020: 11:39 April 2020: That did not age well....

[@lovelylipbonesouwwwwwwwolv2198]

CORONA

[@newchangeunlisted_viewer5594]

Too soon

[@SparkTheSnorlax]

2:13

[@Dolphin002]

Boffy: Bees are the worst mobs Squids: Are we a joke to you? Phantoms: Are we a joke to you? Bats: Are we a joke to you?

[@OrigamiAhsoka]

At least phantoms drop something useful lol

[@ashtheintroverted7204]

Honestly I could live without Phantoms. I hate them with a passion. I miss the days where creepers and endermen were the things I had to worry about.

[@ashtheintroverted7204]

@Light Bulb Dealer same except I was running back from a mining trip. I died on the way back "this" close to my house, and then died two more times going to grab my stuff and go to bed. Fun times.

[@etwasmenschliches]

And why should cows be hated?

[@quackquackquack8913]

Ravgers and vindicators are worse im having good time trading with villagers then raid starts and vindicator tears me in half

[@Itzy_day]

1.12: COLORS!!! 1.13: beautiful ocean 1.14: villages and pillagers 1.16: New Nether 1.17 New caves 1.18: Also New Caves 1.19: Wilderness 1.20: Armor trims And Cherry japan biome 1.21: Trial chambers 1.15 B E E S

[@annabecker5300]

me: [enjoys watching this video] boffy: "i should be in school" me: [spits out my water bc i thought he was in his 20s or something]

[@gab9433]

guess what... hes 14!!

[@joeshmoe6908]

Lord Wrecky Bro u joking?!?

[@annabecker5300]

Lord Wrecky wait what

[@gab9433]

@@joeshmoe6908 nope

[@gab9433]

@@annabecker5300 you heard me!!

[@shookyshookyyoongi7546]

1:47 "if you're doing good, not anymore That's what I'm here for" - Boffy the poet

[@georgejones2698]

Genocide route: Minecraft Edition SPOILERS: You meet Herobrine at the end.

[@mysteretsym]

Omg iz herobraness?

[@6666-s4y]

DUDE WHAT THE FRICK WHY DID YOU SPOIL IT REEEEE

[@nziom]

And then megalovania starts playing

[@metrorno1285]

Where do you meet notch

[@waluigi7331]

*MINETALE RATTVISA INTENSIFIES*

[@jacquimuller3000]

Boffy: we don't want bees give us new caves or something *two updates later * there's a cave and cliff update

[@whitecunt6903]

KZbin recommendations be like: Wanna see a sadistic minecraft player killing living creatures for quality content?

[@yeetusyeetus4494]

suzume I do..........

[@Flower_pot2807]

Rogue the weird one Same and do did suzume because she clicked the video..

[@TheInvincibleH]

Y E S MU C H L I V I N G

[@averzee7269]

we be like:yes

[@moofiche46]

and we, the demonic minecraft gamers we are be like: *happy demon noises intensify*

[@theowl6066]

If I ever need a hitman, I know who I'm calling.

[@mhhmsmfshsmhfh]

where are you gonna get boffy's number lol

[@theowl6066]

@@mhhmsmfshsmhfh Everything can be obtained for a price.

[@darkox4172]

Lol

[@Boyl151]

I know hoo I’m calling

[@spork8071]

who you tryna kill

[@corymackenzie-gray4870]

12:29 DEATHS CAUSED: 60 Boffy: *has stack of chicken carcasses in hotbar*

[@justanotherweirdo11]

Exactly

[@pixilmon]

Cory Mackenzie-Gray no no no, the chickens killed themselves.

[@rilasolo113]

@@pixilmon but he caused the chickens to kill themselves lmao

[@tomatomilk2801]

Chicken drop more than 1 raw chicken sometimes

[@tomatomilk2801]

I’m about to be r/whoooshed aren’t I

[@jibriltv1828]

1:20 The most aged like mlik thing in a boffy video

[@jammo876]

Boffy: "I hear monsters..." . . . Boffy: But the real monsters is me!"

[@pointlesslylukesplainingpo1200]

"They say evil prevails when good men fail to act. What they ought to say is, evil prevails."

[@yoursleepparalysisdemon1828]

I hear monsters. But the real monster is meeee.

[@СозданиеБезымянное]

And then Boffy was a zombie.

[@wesleyfrei]

Doom theme starts playing

[@dermgerm]

"This used to be just teeming with gross, disgusting wildlife, and now it's just clean" He's now the batter.

[@mrmercy7856]

“ Oh a pink sheep aren’t they rare or something “ Meanwhile Pink sheep: 0.0082%

[@nyx-ws4ke]

i seen this sheep once in my live lol

[@ellav8064]

I've seen the pink sheep soo many times cause they spawn a lot when you go in a flower biome

[@ombremoon45]

My first pink sheep spawned in a swamp 😂

[@ChaseThePinballWizard]

I remember in my early days of minecraft on a tablet, me and my sister would spawn hundreds of thousands of sheep to see who could get a pink one first.

[@facewhyineedtotypealastnam5882]

I seen pink sheep 3 times

[@KingMonkeSot]

I find it funny that Boffy just straight up killed the pink sheep, while it’s one of the rarest mobs in the game.

[@lynsirich8786]

"i MaNaGeD tO iNfEcT hAlF oF mY sChOoL sO yAy mE"

[@dreamdxll2677]

“this did not age well”

[@urmom-cs9nb]

alexandre j lmao

[@dreamdxll2677]

Jordan Prete its going to age even worse in the next couple of weeks

[@urmom-cs9nb]

alexandre j in the US lol Canada not so much

[@dreamdxll2677]

Jordan Prete oh yeah i meant the US, a whole school district has to quarantine now and its only been a couple of weeks. what i wouldnt give to study abroad in canada rn

[@sleoosbrbd4475]

“Achoo! I should be at school.” Me: *At home, in quarantine because of corona*

[@sammykirschbaum7292]

Average Tomato I would like the comment but you’re on exactly 200 likes 🖕

[@unitedstatesofamerica3016]

@@sammykirschbaum7292 I would like your comment but you have 2.

[@notnicknamed]

@@sammykirschbaum7292 why put up the middle finger. kinda toxic

[@absolsinferno]

still rotting at home here. school wasnt reopened in maine

[@unitedstatesofamerica3016]

@@absolsinferno Aha me too...me too..

[@GoRideLP]

5:11 when you realise that 'torches' and 'tortures' are pronounced similarly: "tortures are for little baby boys"

[@loh3hall860]

makes sense

[@goldenfishuwu4116]

And I oo- //2

[@leahjohnson7883]

"I did manage to infect half of my school though so I'm proud of myself" I had to go back and check the year it was released. Good job boffy.

[@mionrea]

0:38 boffy: I'm a big boy I ain't scared of no monsters also boffy: *is like 14*

[@glarus4008]

Uhm he is 23 years old

[@arrolace]

Cheese

[@fuyuhikokuzuryu991]

@@glarus4008 wrong boffy pretty much proved hes 14 in his face reveal

[@izzygim6812]

@@fuyuhikokuzuryu991 Yeah, didn't he literally say the words "I'm actually 14 and not a middle aged man" 😂

[@minisn3066]

Glarus where the heck did you get that from lmao

[@cheesymelon4752]

I hear monsters... *But the real monster is me* 14 yo girls: that’s so deep.

[@georgesingh2835]

You a girl

[@_And_y_]

No you a girl

[@Littleha]

Fans of Billie Eyelash probably

[@georgesingh2835]

@@Littleha tf?

[@melania.fryeee]

Shut up pks

[@queenofrainbowzebras9775]

Boffy: *_YOU THINK WE WANT BEES!?_* Me: _Quietly_ I-I mean, I wanted bees..

[@xqueenbumblebeex8732]

I didn’t WANT bees but I’m glad they added them

[@seeya3705]

But I wanted rosters and sharks

[@seeya3705]

Queen of Rainbow Zebras not bees

[@xqueenbumblebeex8732]

†.‧𓁹My Lord .‧† They wont add sharks because of endangered sharks or some crap, tbh they added polar bears and pandas, and they are endangered so why not sharks

[@queenofrainbowzebras9775]

@@xqueenbumblebeex8732 I don't think it's because they're endangered, I'm pretty sure it's because something else

[@totally_not_a_possumlmao254]

The bed he first made wasn’t red because of the flower, it was because when he first slept the blood of the innocents stained it.

[@ANG3LIC444]

“Oh yea I hate tutorials, I don’t need one” *Flash back to dying on the hardcore world from the wither because you didn’t watch the tutorial* Oh no

[@windle1018]

Ye bro. live and learn with the hard way 😂

[@Inuvialuq]

@John Andrew Since your reply, 100 likes have accumulated.

[@bloggersvg4035]

Hey my tutorial isn't that bad :-D

[@ppp3291]

699 likes

[@Inuvialuq]

@@ppp3291 737

[@irisu7187]

Alternate title: "So i took Genocide route in Minecraft, this what happened"

[@ShibuNub3305]

And then the skeletons start spawning with blue eyes.

[@Baburun-Sama]

@@ShibuNub3305 There's a Dangerous Skeleton With Blue eye, blue leather tonic, Black leather pants, Pink leather shoes, Unlimited bone attacks, Unlimited gaster blasters, and Megalovania music. His name Sans.

[@notastanofdream2066]

@@Baburun-Sama blisters? Why not blasters

[@J0yceJ0star]

@TheDJPandaaisn't it Bob the extremely op zombie of the lucky blocks?

[@neogence9562]

Boffy the Chicken Slayer Yep it's real

[@yesyess5168]

Legend says, FBI still rests at his door, waiting for the perfect moment to breach

[@GSuhas-wx3zq]

Lollllllll

[@thegaysquad8508]

LOL🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Doobiedestroyer]

“Rest assured knowing that I have killed at least a thousand living things” -the Boffmeister 2020

[@pko8i080]

Me: Doing embroidery while watching. “This is nice.”

[@screwtapee]

Lmao nice

[@sasdagreat8052]

Who doesn't like knitting to the sounds of suffering and despair

[@_vexscape_3842]

I’m doing an school essay TwT

[@sasdagreat8052]

@@_vexscape_3842 How's the essay goin, mate?

[@amelia-rd3ym]

lmao i was up all last night til 12 in the afternoon catching up on school work.

[@LilianOrchard]

11:38 Oh... Oh no...

[@theblandcharlie822]

oh hey, fancy to see you here!

[@partickel9357]

Bruh

[@CatShapedDonut]

@@theblandcharlie822 yea

[@alexread6767]

"Two creatures died to make this. A squid, and a cow." Actually, three creatures. You dyed, too.

[@Queen_PerfectHeart_S2]

I hate you i hate that i laughed at that i hate me

[@danielhsieh8934]

peta approves this video lol

[@eastoncreger4279]

Take my like and get out of these comments

[@eeimantasgataveckas8566]

Ah yes komedi.

[@PastaDino]

@@eeimantasgataveckas8566 I can’t tell if your trying to be funny or are just really bad at spelling lol

[@matthewcarver2805]

you killed 1259 chickens

[@oliviaashely9970]

Boffy: killing as many animals as possible Vegan Teacher: 😱😡

[@sleepwalker9866]

at least he didn't eat most of the chickens, or is that worse if we wasted the meat? xD

[@oliviaashely9970]

@@sleepwalker9866 yep

[@flaming.river.]

Words exist

[@boxperson5984]

and also any sane person because just because you're vegan, it doesn't mean you are the only person who cares about someone killing as many animals as possible: 😭😭😭

[@boxperson5984]

sorry, computers have these weird emojis and there are no angry faces so: >:( and :0 will have to do.

[@gregdabrat]

"It's a blessing!" **continues to kill blessing**

[@sweeti9658]

"As much as I wanna go find a Village to Pillage.." dr.seuss at its finest ✨👌

[@5H4TT3R3D]

Nice Gacha PFP, nerd. Wait-

[@charmeleonevolves5553]

@@5H4TT3R3D Ooh, self-burn! Those are rare!

[@infinityyworks]

Hearing “give us a cave update” from the future makes me laugh.

[@Voidratvr]

Boffy: torches are for a little baby boys who cry for their mamas when they find monsters A few seconds later: Boffy: uses a torch

[@randallmokjialung3592]

Buffy's a baby boy who cry for their mamas when they find monsters confirmed

[@LukeyyyBabyy]

I was going through comments and as i read yours he was saying the your comment at that moment. Wow

[@hazelannepula7435]

Boffy: "Let's look up tutorials on how to make automatic chicken farms cuz i don't know how to make one..." Also Boffy: **sees an intro of a tutorial video** "You know what... nevermind... i hate tutorials... -_-"

[@isaiahcantu2773]

Hazel Anne Pula it’s true though, most tutorials, especially Minecraft tutorials, suck ass

[@jasnammansa8565]

Nice job! You watched the video!

[@lavaboatcubesupportsukrain7539]

He was also looking at a bedrock tutorial

[@phillipbobjohn3048]

“The Holocaust was such a tragedy, we are always haunted by this horrific event” This:

[@darkSee]

Hololive *

[@yotengo2807]

ok who asked

[@pedrolmlkzk]

He didn't use wooden doors tho

[@pedrolmlkzk]

@Xen Glaris or feeding human meat for your cows and the eating them

[@randomstuff7179]

'i hear monsters~ but the real monster is me' was probably my fav thing he said xD

[@camicoonluv7360]

*me* : loves bees *Boffy* : "bees are officially the least liked mob now" *me* : :(

[@candasaurus]

Camicoon Luv I love that they put bees in so cute

[@ryseterion]

Yea the drowned are worse anyway

[@anangrytomato3093]

i argee, bee lover

[@AbbeyKitty1013]

@@candasaurus yeah when you hit them they get mad

[@Meowmeowmeowhehe]

Bees are so cute!

[@onrch]

"Anything you can do, you can automate. Including mass murder." -me

[@arkajyotipal6205]

Reminds me of Auto Chicken Farms

[@shtuffs]

Factorio

[@onrch]

Don't tell Hitler about this

[@techfreak1182]

@@shtuffs you're not doing well in factorio until you can wipe put kilometers of land in minutes at the push of a button.

[@shtuffs]

@@techfreak1182 nah pushing a button is too hard. Why not automate that? :)

[@lewishoff9406]

Mojang: We made bees cute so people won't kill them Boffy: Bees are now the new cows

[@Hannah-fc4it]

I like your pfp

[@Clover2a4688]

Do not refer to me as anything I don't exist -- thanks

[@Hannah-fc4it]

@@Clover2a4688 I wasn't talking to you?

[@Clover2a4688]

Do not refer to me as anything I don't exist -- that's the joke

[@Hannah-fc4it]

@@Clover2a4688 you're the joke

[@reapergod451]

13:08 bro that is just perfect like the screams of the hundreds of chickens burning, the sound of the kill counter going up, just perfect. PERFECTION👌

[@ebonist4684]

I forgot he goes to school, because his voice doesn’t match up with his age.

[@caleblewis8169]

Wait wut

[@berry7905]

@@caleblewis8169 yeah he had a face reveal video and he said he's 14

[@TheSevenGuy]

iloveyou I’m sorry but he is NOT 14, no way!

[@EVQ02]

@@TheSevenGuy He is

[@Roberta-yf4ge]

I guess puberty hit him like a truck xD

[@LotusLover123]

Sees pink sheep "Is that rare?" Goes out of his way to kill it Me:

[@user-gy9dp8tq7v]

Theres a 1 in 1000 chance a pink sheep will spawn

[@Rainy_R]

*h m*

[@tsn-7329]

@@user-gy9dp8tq7v the first timeiplayrd minecraft i had found a pink sheep it was

[@shruti3155]

@@user-gy9dp8tq7v i spawned near a pink sheep once

[@maevemilless4561]

I found a pink lamb once

[@lilapte6054]

“Come here little chicken, you want some seeds, I’m the SEED MAN” - Boffy 2020

[@Hutch2Much]

“what did you think the entire fanbases was gonna be like ‘yes, this is the update we’ve been waiting for’?” i mean, yeah, that’s kinda what happened