Speed Racer Kills a Man

[@stopaskingformynamegooglef119]

At this point you'd start to think that racing is just a mere hobby to himself.

[@cyclops8238]

Wouldn't be surprised. Also I love how he takes every single parachute just to make sure that nobody survives the explosion

[@cyclops8238]

He really is messed up

[@4skin595]

They dont call him speed demon for nothing.

[@vinikampferherzbarros27]

Actually it's just another tool he uses to kill more.

[@overcast2018]

"bwoah"

[@pkkingcrimsonrequiem1332]

"Speed Racer Kills a man" "Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?"

[@australianmagpie2221]

Underrated comment right here ☝️

[@ThrashPolice]

LMAOOO THE ALGORITHM ALGORITHMING

[@Ghostface711]

Mans literally ended thousands of lives just with guns and his bare hands

[@SwarmDOTA2]

@@Ghostface711 his guns and fists are nothing compared to his engine of doom

[@akuljamwal3085]

@@Ghostface711 @Ghostface711 and evasion and mere intimidation (President and chicken Vice-President of Avalonia)

[@shillposter7077]

wow, he took every parachute with him in case the guy survived

[@asdfccghvv6983]

0:04 Hahhahah

[@zakariaelhimer1325]

Ahahahaah

[@hunterofdarkness8329]

There was an extra one for the dude but speed took it. Lmao

[@fulviopontarollo2952]

@@hunterofdarkness8329 nah nah nah look better, they are already wearing their own there Which means (1 on girl + 2 on himself) a total of three parachutes he took out to avoid the dude surviving

[@Mediados]

She looks slighty concerned but boy his eyes are full of conviction XD

[@kojhguniujko6486]

Notice how he takes all the parachutes so the guy dies

[@CorelUser]

If you do something you gotta do it right

[@phillipwattsjr.4714]

Oh well...he was a Baddie, so screw him!

[@pillgrimm]

they took 5 parachutes lmaoo

[@AndrewAce.]

@@pillgrimm hahaha, I thought it was just the three, but they were each wearing one in addition 🤣

[@sakurahoor]

@@pillgrimm 😂😂 for safety precaution just in case...

[@Link9058]

This is one of the least vicious ways he's killed someone

[@theA731N]

😂😂😂

[@cyclops8238]

He took all the parachutes and left the guy to die.

[@badreedinedjellali1328]

"I won't kill you but I don't have to save you" some guy with a bat coustme

[@sasoning]

@@badreedinedjellali1328 more like i wont kill you but i will eliminate every chance you have to survive. Basically killing with extra steps

[@oniplus4545]

@@cyclops8238 well yeah, that's the point, taking all the parachutes is actually the least vicious way he killed someone, mind you that he often hit fellow racers to their deaths(worse yet, in that episode he ain't even listed in the race and just showed up uninvited to be a menace just to show off his uhhh....skills) or do some heinous shits to his oppositions

[@kapitanaavantura4187]

Love how he nabs two parachutes for himself to add to his kill register

[@joshuam7749]

He doesn't play with his KDR

[@Joseph-wh5of]

2? That mf has 3.

[@kdfsjljklgjfg]

He nabs *three* parachutes for himself. He's already wearing one when he grabs two, and she's wearing one, too. Between the two of them, they took FIVE parachutes to guarantee this man's death

[@gregoryrousseau5155]

@@kdfsjljklgjfg I didn't notice that until you mentioned it. Wow, Speed is a cold-blooded freak. Plus Trixie is also complicit in this murder. They are both twisted MFs.

[@GLIEPNIR]

Two EXTRA parachutes... He's already wearing the one he needs xD

[@BB-uo1qy]

My favourite part is when they swim five feet for no reason and then hang out in the water more. Also water soluble parachutes

[@СтасШмелёв-з1я]

Swimming is tiring

[@jm_sc]

Buahahaha

[@padraicloingsigh421]

The part where they fuck is off screen, it's clearly implied, I mean, speed just killed a man so you know he has a giant erection.

[@jm_sc]

@@padraicloingsigh421 what the heck

[@gustavopereira4924]

@@jm_sc Speed likes to take others lifes

[@toonbat]

This clip's name could just have been shortened to "Speed Racer", and that would have told us everything we needed to know.

[@fireflymiesumae]

Fr

[@Ricobaca]

😊

[@alexanderticonuwu7591]

Ah, yes. Another one for his list of homicides.

[@limechips4289]

0:28 one of them is standing there trying to rationalize murder, the other is wishing they could do it again

[@TFmoviesss]

KÆ

[@cameronharding6963]

It’s like a fucked up version of Bonnie and Clyde!

[@lowhp_comic]

he's trying to feel _anything_ from his endless murder, while she is trying to stay tf calm so he doesn't kill her next

[@driftingwolf0]

​​@@lowhp_comicalone in the middle of the river with speed racer? Her chances would have been better with a bear high on cocaine while wearing the cub as a hat.

[@miffedakko9312]

It fascinates me how there's like 15 separate youtube videos with this same exact title, and yet they're all different clips.

[@drpibisback7680]

Speed Racer: The Abridged Series would be excellent, but I feel like it would be hard to beat the comedy that's already there.

[@tetsushatarii2108]

I still want it though just so I can know the story

[@DoctorScrimguard]

@@tetsushatarii2108 The story is that he happens to run into international espionage and organized crime in the course of his travels, and takes it upon himself to do something about it. Racing has very little to do with the story.

[@fireflymiesumae]

I'd definitely watch that

[@priscillajimenez27]

Would he cool is TFS did it

[@PrekiFromPoland]

At least it's good KZbin Poop material. AdventuresOfSly loves making these based on Speed Racer.

[@danield8528]

I love how he took the second parachute so the man couldn’t use it even if he survived. Talk about overkill.

[@AndyMatts44]

There us no "overkill" for Speed. Only kill.

[@driftingwolf0]

Speed: you call it an atrocity, while I call it business.

[@MultiLimpet]

He is wearing a parachute and takes two.

[@sailor5853]

​@@AndyMatts44Overkill for speed is killing over and over again

[@mrevilducky]

I can see why this was my dad's favorite show

[@SilverbackGorilla69]

There' goes Speed, killing again.

[@footofthunder9763]

That’s what he does best

[@JeNn0mic0n]

He truly is a demon on wheels.

[@Der.Geschichtenerzahler]

There was a song in Need for Speed Hot Pursuit 2 that says something like: Speed kills, coming down the mountain Speed kills, coming down the street Speed kills with presence of mind Speed kills, if you know what I mean Finally I understand the lyrics now.

[@VetyBurr]

That explosion was unnecessarily violent

[@westube3493]

Speed Racer: I won't kill you, but that doesn't mean I have to save you

[@luccirobbins6675]

“Oh look! Parachutes for everyone one.” *Villain looks up with hope in his eyes* *Speed throws one out* “Oops! Not anymore…”

[@PointlessProductions-dk5nr]

Batman quote

[@BRouge]

He didn't kill anyone, the man killed himself when he choose to face Speed

[@davvvvo]

0:12 the plane is made out of stone.

[@AndyMatts44]

The Mammoth Car turned out to be a giant race-train made of solid gold, so why not a plane made out of stone?

[@scarypineapple8608]

Same material used in starships in Star Trek!

[@arnezbridges93]

Technically aluminum and titanium were always stone, and yeah, if they aren't either powered nor gliding, planes drop like the stones they are. -former air force crew chief. Zooommm!!!

[@xtaticsr2041]

Did I just watch Speed kill a time traveling ancient Egyptian?

[@JeNn0mic0n]

Kills a man, then after surviving a death-defying parachute dive into the ocean, proceeds to propose to the chick. Based Racer.

[@Tripepdipep]

Me taking all the parachutes so that I can sell it to ppl on the way down during a plane crash.

[@jonathanbarkins8480]

Nah he just wanted the guy to die

[@Xenolord]

*He took two parachutes!* Two! Bailing out of a plane as it crashes with the villain unconscious is escaping... taking an extra parachute just in case he wakes up is premeditated.

[@KilosFoxo]

They were already wearing a parachute so he took three

[@dx8321]

not to mention they both were already wearing a parachute

[@tacoconch7678]

The way Speed looked at that lady as they were going down. You know he cheated on Trixie that night. A sociopath and a womanizer!

[@phillipwattsjr.4714]

Trixie chose HIM. Speed would rather have a brother/sister relationship with her, but would rather be with other girls.

[@ValleyProud916]

Trixie was just a flat-chested c0ck tease, you know Speed nailing everything he sees

[@SnowDog0]

Speed definitely smashed after saving her life

[@pistacheboi7104]

Before watching this show, I thought Racer X was the villain. Then you find out he's a cool bro thwarting international terrorists, while Speed is just in it for the bloodlust.

[@marbardan]

When has he NOT killed people before?

[@BIGDADDYSINISTER]

In his sleep.... possibly...

[@JohnnyTyrone77]

After all that water and wind their hair is still perfect!

[@lewmack670]

Killing is his real talent, he just race for fun

[@stevelibby6852]

Why do I feel Speed taking two parachutes was a cartoonist's joke that he figured nobody would ever really see. This was before VCRs even.

[@everythingstemporary603]

Speedy just killed a man, put a gun against his head, took the last parachute now he's dead.

[@vilenationgaming]

Speed Racer: I won’t kill you…. But I don’t have to save you.

[@cairosilver2932]

Nor let you have a parachute

[@chibitoodles5351]

And thats why even Speed Racer is better than Homelander

[@malathis0]

He's shot and killed a lot of guys before too

[@bigbleeg]

This went from manslaughter to homicide the second he grabbed the second chute for himself

[@steven_universe-16]

@Luca Augment what is this episode?

[@steven_universe-16]

@Luca Augment what does that mean?you dont know what episode that is?

[@largadeugnt]

I disagree! Speed just take two parachutes in case the first one doens't work properly. He's a security concerned guy.

[@miguelmata6883]

Girl: You're so thoughtful Speed, you brought an extra parachute in case one malfunctioned! Speed: Yes. That's exactly why I took it...

[@EdwinDPZ]

No sense in letting all those perfectly good parachutes get destroyed in the explosion.

[@AA-dr2rx]

his hair didn't even get wet. smooth af

[@panbat2367]

He also apparently dropped the extra parachute in the water, since it's not in his hands later. Someone could have probably used that in the future, too.

[@mar10ssj1]

He didn't kill him. But he also didn't save him.

[@Colin12475]

Speed has a body count higher than Hitler.

[@supergogeta4573]

Uhhhhh... maybe not that much 😂

[@RandomDood1]

Holy shit, the way they surface from the water, cut to them marathon swimming and then just cut to the two of them awkwardly floating while completely emotionless just kills me.

[@MrZer000]

and the happy little music afterwards 😂😂😂 so dark

[@killertrip10]

I love it when they just vibin' in the middle of the ocean at the end there.

[@JohnChoidotOrg]

Isn't this a case of "I'm not going to kill you, but I don't have to save you" ala Batman Begins?

[@doomzillaX25]

They took 5 parachutes so he couldn't save himself.

[@concept5631]

@@doomzillaX25 **Speed** took 5 parachutes.

[@Corey_Tenderson]

Yeah but in that case Batman basically meant that he wasn’t going to stop Ra’s from escaping the train but wouldn’t help him escape either. In this case Speed Racer is literally preventing the man in the plane from living by taking all the parachutes.

[@turrican4d599]

@@concept5631 He took three, Wednesday took two.

[@concept5631]

@@turrican4d599 True.

[@navycalvin9337]

You do know that there's actually 5 parachutes in that scene. 2 carried by the woman and 3 by speed racer. That guy really don't want him to survive

[@luccirobbins6675]

The look in her face at 0:05. She doesn’t wanna condemn this man to death, but she’s more afraid of Speed…

[@sebbiesuperior]

dude already seemed unconscious. Speed just wanted to make extra sure that if he woke up, he had no chance. What a menace

[@MrWolfSnack]

"hoes before bros" ~speed racer (probably)

[@donniethezombie4495]

For those curious about the context, speeds side-chick was also on the plane and after spending the majority of the episode avoiding conflict he decided it was best to cut all loses and make sure all four parachutes were on him after rigging explosives and knocking out the misses and villain.

[@Cyclonitron]

So who was the girl he jumped out with who he was definitely conniving to hook up with? A second side-chick or just his next conquest?

[@bigsteve8921]

He didn't kill him. He just didn't save him. Batman Begins

[@retrogamingguitarist5961]

He took 2 parachutes to make sure the guy wasn't gonna survive, basically death insurance.

[@sanyo1970]

If kids today watched Speed Racer at 5-6 years old, they would need therapy for the rest of their lives. The 70's kicked ASS.

[@srilekha6249]

I bet speed racer can kill the road runner in one shot

[@StarFighters76]

I dunno what's more disturbing: Speed letting the man be killed, or that there is happy music after the plane explosion.

[@tibedog5629]

I remember watching Speed Racer one day and my dad walked in and watched as Speed jumped out and gunned down 4 guys with a machine gun and he was like "Absolutely not" and turned the tv off

[@SarilingMundo]

Speed didn't kill him. He just didn't have to save him.

[@journeymanX]

speed: iwontkillyoubutidonthavetosaveyou

[@605gbird]

The music: 😃 🌸 The 3rd guy: ☠️

[@atlasking6110]

Taking the extra parachute was some cold-ass shit.

[@xaiano794]

I only just noticed he takes the third parachute just to make sure the guy dies....

[@shuddafukkup]

I love they go from swimming at full pelt to a dead stop in a single frame

[@deirdrehanrahan3681]

Why do I keep getting speed racer in my recommended I don’t even know what speed racer is?

[@nobodyfromnowwhere7510]

Not killed, murdered. He did it intentionally.

[@leah-marie5031]

The happy music afterwards 😆

[@MatthewTheWolf2029]

I don't know who's more dangerous; Golgo 13 or Speed Racer.

[@squidprince2456]

In Golgo killing is a profession. For Speed killing is an art!

[@Lawlzinator]

He didn't kill him He just didn't save him

[@supersabrosinho]

Bro, he took TWO parachutes. What a maniac

[@malikoniousjoe]

Three, he’s wearing one

[@Potatostarch300]

The entire show might as well be called "Speed Killer"

[@tohtoriTurvotus]

That explosion makes it look like the plane was made of solid concrete.

[@saintjhn8513]

Not the first time 🗡️

[@colinwilson5185]

"Speed Racer Kills a Man." And why is this phrase SINGULAR? Dude has a body count that would make Deadpool jealous!

[@BishtrainerTai16]

He took that guy's parachute!

[@brandedmcgowan9414]

Speed Racer is like Colt Seavers, drives a kick-ass vehicle, friends with a pretty lady, and moonlighting as a face hero stopping the bad guys more so than his actual occupation or work!

[@squigga3931]

Me: *see the title* My reaction : “again?!”

[@condemnedpotbelly8491]

He seemed to feel so alive after killing

[@priscillajimenez27]

The way they showed this, was there chemistry between these two?

[@gamecokben]

In reality, they would've gotten wrapped in those chutes and drowned lol

[@Zalzaz]

speed racer ate her the next day

[@mynameisberry9740]

0:05 wtf. He look 3 parachutes!!! Why Speed why?

[@jasrodie5381]

That’s the funniest shit because I never knew how evil this man was and all the episodes

[@TheRealNormanBates]

Seriously? The guy's name is "Splint Femur"?

[@TruScorpio]

grabbing the xtra parachute.... "👁👄👁"

[@KINGBublepop]

They don't even have parachutes on their backs when they're falling lol.

[@toonbat]

They ate the parachutes to absorb their power.

[@probablyaduck4198]

I just love that there's one episode where he literally says "everyone deserves to live in my book" and then he does shit like this

[@fridaypanda2063]

The OG Dominic Torreto

[@AlonzoTompkins]

You want to watch an anime about race cars. Sounds like fun you think. Then the anime gives you a scene like this or the times speed just pumps people full of lead or when he stabs a shark to death.

[@LuizFernandoTrajano]

Speed Racer kills a guy La-La-La La La-La-Laaaaa...

[@rutgaurxi7314]

The poor bastard never stood a chance, not with Speed about!

[@setyoaomiya7504]

The Girl: Speed! What are you doing! I didn't mean things to go this way! Speed: There's no way back now, you can't talk this to anyone, and you won't overcome this moment ever. We're in this together my darling, you, stuck with me, forever.

[@wll1500]

I like how there's no harnesses on the parachutes and they're just holding onto the cords

[@9ALiTY]

I don't have to kill you but I don't have to save you "Batman"

[@jackday2966]

Damn at the end he really said "KA"

[@guitarfliud10]

He really said no survivors 😂😂

[@raybob8668]

I love how they’re still as statues in a river that I’m going to assume has a very powerful current with how fast it’s moving.

[@fireflymiesumae]

Title should be called speed kills again

[@leahl5007]

This man has to be stopped before he kills again!!

[@calebhenderson6507]

Welp it speed racer not dc or marvel. He said "forget reoccurring villians, we fight then we fight to the death"

[@Kilud]

If anyone who didn´t see that episode watches this, it looks very weird. But don´t forget one thing - that guy was murdering bastard who attempted to burn Trixie alive. He f**kin deserved that.

[@randybock82]

The plane wasted no time exploding. Then Speed and the girl turn into Olympic swimmers🤣

[@tangarz5357]

I love how he takes the third parachute just in case

[@veronikamajerova4564]

Yeah, just in case that guy wakes up quickly enough that he would have a time to grab the parachute and jump out before the plane explodes. That way, it ensure its death, because there will be no parachutes left. 😀