Proof Speed Racer is a Sociopath

He wasn't even planning to give Hap Hazard any of the prize money

[@MashedPotajoe]

“But his sister is ill they must have the money” Starts racing 10x harder

[@samuelmmmk181]

Everytime I see a comment on 419 likes, I always like it.

[@dylanstafford3414]

@@samuelmmmk181 I liked this one from 910

[@kosog6584]

@@samuelmmmk181 You're a good man :)

[@chevy2061]

Could just win then give them some $

[@samuelmmmk181]

@@dylanstafford3414 Cool Bruh

[@OINAS_MUSIC]

Hearing that his victory would ensure the death of an innocent girl was all the motivation he needed to win the race.

[@peanut4831]

ِAhmed Ali That’s because it is bad, he legitimately speeds up to win the race after going like: ‘She dies, Awh hell yea!”

[@vaesh7854]

lmao

[@harrisonhunter9433]

lol

[@carachamadofinger4640]

right...right?

[@Sam-ep2yo]

_"PUT THAT GAS TO THE FLOOR BABY, AWWWW YEAH"_

[@douglasbullet6456]

Trixie: Winning isn't everything Speed: You're right, *IT'S THE ONLY THING*

[@jainittai5104]

You damn right brother

[@fluffycat679]

There's something terrifying about this. I don't know how to word it, it's definitely some sort of existential dread though. Having a connection to someone only for them to come to the conclusion that you and every other part of their life isn't important to them anymore. Feels like you're a ghost watching.

[@KeruToL]

Same difference

[@TheOneManWhoBeatYou]

"If you ain't first, you're last"

[@alphagt62]

“Second place is first place for losers!”

[@lunaticusx]

“Please let him win, Speed! She’ll die without the money!” “Who?” “His sist-“ “Cares?”

[@gmork1090]

Oh my God that was good. Thank you. ;D

[@hegeliansours1312]

Lmao

[@Iblowbagz]

This is the best comment out of all of em💀💀

[@obbymillion]

Bruhh 🤣🤣😭😭

[@accidentalgenius5690]

🤣🤣🤣

[@rollinnollin546]

“Well okay speed, how about you win, and then we can just give-“ “NO. There is no point in winning if I do not also get the money.”

[@daraghokane4236]

he walks over to him and gives him a bootstraps speech

[@rollinnollin546]

“Dear other racers, if you didn’t want to die, why don’t you just drive gooder than me?” - Turning Point Speed Racer.

[@daraghokane4236]

@@rollinnollin546 I mean throwing a race so the other guy can win is cheating he would lose his job and that's a insult to let someone win. Also there is no reason to think the other guy will win if he doesnt. If its a one on one race ya he could lose not this

[@rollinnollin546]

Daragh O'kane: I feel like, again, we’re leaving out the very simple alternative of Speed winning and then giving the other the prize money. I mean, all speed cares about is the victory right?

[@daraghokane4236]

@@rollinnollin546 The other guy would see it as charity and some people are offend are being given something they didn't earn he wanted to win the money not be given it

[@3DSDF]

Speed: If he wanted to save his sister, then he should’ve became a doctor instead of a racer.

[@soulblightx9847]

Good god......

[@borntogazeintonightskies]

Speed: I got 99 problems, but a sick bitch ain't 1!

[@sweetsatin24]

Ho Lee Shyt

[@therealsaltyxd7661]

Fuck dude... funny tho

[@Sky-pg6xy]

Oh no

[@snakeshadowcollectibles6835]

He doesn't close his eyes because he feels bad, he's actually savouring the desperation in Trixie's voice.

[@DCANIMAL-skates]

Hahahaha that's dark

[@alec6583]

JESUS MAN

[@spideyscourge123]

I thought he was annoyed of her asking

[@darealliljable]

They didn't show the part where he's licks his lips 😂

[@Paul94096]

Lmaooooo

[@jimcanterak7349]

Speed Racer: "Chill driving." Trixie: "If you lose a dying child will be saved." Speed Racer: *accelerates*

[@Jedi-xm7rw]

@Liberals Hate kcalB People 🏳️‍🌈⃠ Guess you must've watched a different video then you mook.

[@kko9329]

Fuc them kids

[@Kira22558]

W speed

[@FitzChivalryFarseer2]

Tbf there are few reasons as excellent as kids dying

[@jonathanbethards3689]

@@FitzChivalryFarseer2”fuck dem kids”

[@dogbackwards7658]

There wasn’t even an internal struggle He just got more motivated

[@Zalzaz]

he Took It Personal

[@Field.Marshal.]

F***

[@tonie374]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@DaveyJonesthe3rd]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@obbymillion]

🤣🤣😭😭

[@EATYOURVITAMIN5]

“He must pay for the doctor to make his sister well, please let him win, Speed…” *floors it*

[@stuffmorestuff6647]

She did tell him to speed

[@anon2234]

@@stuffmorestuff6647 I can only hope in the next 20 years that you get way more likes on this joke. That shit made me laugh.

[@stuffmorestuff6647]

@@anon2234 thank you

[@soccerkills]

Why don't the doctor cure her he's got the ability

[@gabuurr3791]

@@soccerkills The health care system is fucked so you need money to do almost anything.

[@rafaelnava5489]

Speed: I missed the part where that’s my problem.

[@lordmalal]

Aw, poor little Eloise. Gonna cry?

[@AndrewAce.]

YOU'LL GET YOUR PRIZE MONEY WHEN YOUR GAS PEDAL HITS THE DAMN FLOOR!

[@williamsmith666]

Logic

[@sauceboss3808]

Andrew Ace BEST COMENT EVER!!!😂😂💀

[@AndrewAce.]

@@sauceboss3808 🤣

[@penguinmaster7]

Trixie: "If you don't let him win, a sick kid will die!" Speed: "Skill issue"

[@silverblade357]

All I'm hearing is that the brother doesn't love his sister enough to take out a loan.

[@oooshafiqooo]

@@silverblade357 taking a loan? Nah he aint giving his sister generational trauma when he got killed (for not being able to pay back loans)

[@gambler942]

Me: girl you have Problem

[@PhoenixPalmer88]

“If he didn’t want his sister to die, he would have won”

[@Daysb4Ken]

Im dying laughing

[@SomebodySaveRap]

Terrible lol

[@BEDMan-vl3xy]

QUICKY So is his sister

[@chuichiro0062]

@@BEDMan-vl3xy o no

Yeah like this is what I've been saying. Speed is not a sociopath, if he wanted his sister to not die he would of won, if every racer says oh my 2 year old baby gonna die, I need to win so I can have money to pay for doctor to Save them, like if speed was in this case, he would of said, make another child, or I don't care about your dying baby, it's probably not even yours, I can imagine speed saying something like this

[@everardosalvador-martinez49]

"His sisters ill he needs the money" *HITS MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE*

[@dickgrande3895]

EASY MODO

[@nihilist3896]

SUNLIGHT YELLOW OVERDRIVE

[@isaiahfleming6599]

Anthony no.

[@nihilist3896]

Anthony Y E S

[@chucknorris9667]

@@Kidnamedfinger01 no *this is Patrick*

[@jessiewortham6960]

Trixie: But Speed, his sister will literally die if he doesn’t win the prize money! Speed: I missed the part where that’s my problem.

[@aronth]

He missed the part because he was going too fast

[@Rhodair]

Speeds needs to win the prize money or no pizza time

[@kroolion7573]

im gonna put some dirt in her eyes

[@choueriito2548]

You'll get your prize money when you fix this damn door!

[@jjmiles7173]

Well...her Brother shouldn't have been a scrub.

[@jacobfraser2084]

The face in the final frame. Oh my god. The blissfully innocent smile on his face as he condemns someone’s sister to death.

[@Jamesbrown-xi5ih]

Watch the episode, that's not what was happening here at all. This clip is one hell of a good deceptive and selective edit to make Speed look like the bad guy for those who didn't see the full episode.

[@philardo]

​@@Jamesbrown-xi5ih then my view of this is wrong, but also hilarious and I am definitely not correcting that

[@squidprince2456]

The other guy won

[@delinquenter]

He didn't condem anyone. He won fair and square and didn't let him win.

[@KisamaMokkorosu-qj7vh]

@@Jamesbrown-xi5ih I know but god it’s way more funnier to imagine that

[@inflationrisk]

"If he loses, his sister's gonna die" "Then I'd best finish this race quick so I can pay my respects"

[@liljc44life]

LMAOOO

[@doc.g9497]

press "F" to go FASTER.

[@renanmendes1299]

o7

[@felon7187]

Underrated comment

[@omphilemakiri9655]

Haha.

[@sergeantmacnuggets1132]

"Speed please let him win" Speed: No "If he don't his sister gonna die" Speed: **Drives even faster**

[@kotenkostiantyn1282]

Well obviously you will not beleave in this bullshi

[@vincentgarcia2702]

Ultimate Chad

[@jakesanchez6621]

You can tell from how close that finish was that it actually would have been easier for Speed if he had just let him win, but nope, he just floored it as soon as he heard a life was on the line.

[@bugqq-design3199]

bayzed

[@freakshowfilmfestival3591]

Probably busted out the buzz saws to try and nail the other guy's tires

[@tokiyotamwe9956]

"She needs the money or she'll die!" "Damn, that's crazy. Maybe I'll find who asked at the finish line."

[@TruthKingMaster]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@erikbeyer871]

Definitely the best comment on here

[@TruthKingMaster]

@@erikbeyer871 I agree 😂

[@samgyeopsal569]

This was at 969 likes, but it deserved a like so I had to do it

[@ghrey8557]

Oop

[@ianpatrick23]

“Getting sick is a choice. Why should that affect my perfect race record?” -Speed

[@minaldhurve8988]

This feels like the statement of a politician 💀💀💀.

[@Collateral0]

Bruh what I love is that he genuinely was angered that this girl even suggested such a thing.

[@TheKrigeron]

Ask any pro sportsman to throw a match and see how they react.

[@Woter_X]

TheKrigeron Lmao ask LeBron James

[@nickb2208]

@Dr. M. H. t Lol

[@Regretro]

@@TheKrigeron Truth

[@wilkdc]

Speed is not a simp

[@marcoswillianl]

"My name is Speed Racer, not Charity Racer"

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

I laughed and said “oh fuck you” out loud 😂

[@raymondshrout1863]

Damn right

[@masterchief1520]

I'm a cocaine racer then

[@deerlord2363]

LOL 👌

[@theculturewatch2414]

Needs more love 😂😂

[@emberman535]

Speed: "It's not about the money...it's about sending a message." *floors it*

[@Alex53Ace]

Good-bye

[@gabejr25_82]

Our cause is just

[@graydenvaughn891]

Thanks for sharing!

[@_DeuceSeis]

This is fucking great

[@issabino9903]

Grr

[@hridayawesomeheart9477]

Trixie: plz let him win Speed : "GAS GAS GAS!"

[@moe7659]

"Itdoesntmattertomewhathisreasonsareforwantingtowiniwouldntbeplayingfairifilethimwintheraceonpurpose"

[@poorarabianshaikh9884]

Speed, Speed, Speed, Speed!

[@dieselrichardson9055]

😂

[@jaredpeacemaker795]

Ah-ha

[@pluggedin-the-ratbird]

Well...he did speed.

[@morgandfreeman4488]

This just might be the longest English word

[@ritche444]

He wasn't even going at full speed, but the moment when he found out that winning meant the death of someone he immediately sped up.

[@lordflufffluff]

I guess he was just trying to save fuel.

[@peerapat6105]

Because he is Speed Racer not Speed Loser.

[@TravisFabel]

And that is what's inherently wrong with speed racer. He should already be going his maximum speed. He's ruining the integrity of the sport!

[@TheVagabondGadite]

@@lordflufffluff He'd rather save gas than save lives.

[@fantelli91]

I'm laughing too much ahahaha

[@TooSmoothBaby]

“If you wanted to save your sister you should’ve became a doctor instead of a racer” -Speed Racer

[@MiloTheCrotonian]

Nice

[@qqq386]

I wouldnt surprise if he actually said that

[@emilior934]

I stand with Speed. Its a competition, imagine the bad taste the other dude will have if he knew Speed let him win.

[@ZaCloud-Animations___she-her]

@El Patrón , Where are you getting the idea that he's a gangster?

[@ZaCloud-Animations___she-her]

@Carl Johnson (I hope you're joking... But if not I'm so sorry...)

[@BroTom88]

“If she dies, she dies” - Speed Drago

[@MachFiveFalcon]

That shameless smile at the end is priceless.

[@aperson558]

reply

[@nick.hl0344]

funny

[@maggy154]

funny

[@snatch1838]

funny

[@judgement2636]

funny

[@SentinelConvergence]

Speed's real prize: -Money- -Fame- *The knowledge that a girl will die an agonising death*

[@JerseyDevils21]

Damn

[@DeskoDev]

@ImBaked F

[@austin529]

"Speed im dying!!!" Speed: 1:02

[@BionikleFG]

Mystic LGD her death certainly was though

[@TheGloomwave]

0:42-0:45 "Speed, speed, speed!" "You're right, I need more speed!"

[@T0YCHEST]

😂😂

[@sandtrooper-vr7zy]

He fking floors it🤣

[@kaexewires7531]

*NEED FOR SPEED*

[@2diefor]

Mickey: SPEED SPEED, SPEEEEEEEEED Rocky: Ay uh, wrong movie Mick.

[@subverter1.188]

In mein Armpf!

[@PaperbackWizard]

Did you see how wide his pupils were? He's not a sociopath, he's just high as f**k.

[@damiansaucedo9951]

"Speed! He needs the money to save his sister!" Speed: If she dies, she dies.

[@philljustphill1656]

@skorn you gotta do what you gotta do, know what I'm sayin'?

[@Terraintaker]

Weaklings die, big deal

[@Areyanna.]

Natural selection

[@SuperSans64YT]

I agree, this isn't Speed's problem, plus, it isn't moral right for him

[@gabriellasantin220]

Someone call Ivan Drago

[@keithedison6160]

He's not conflicted at all based on his expression at the end.

[@Headpool98]

@Rational PoC Just try to imagine having a sister who is deadly ill. The only way you have to get the money to cure her is winning a race. You almost win but at the finish line someone passes you and you only get second place. Would your first thought seriously be "Well it's not his problem that my sister is definitely going to die now."?

[@brandragoon9274]

Rational PoC you seem like you’d be one of those people who could see a women getting mugged in the alley and just keep on walking because “it isn’t your problem”.

[@brandragoon9274]

Rational PoC not being attached to anything is not something to be proud of and I’m not ashamed of caring about what happens to other people.

[@acezero5705]

@Rational PoC so... you are the type to see someone getting mugged un an ally and say not my problem. You sound like such a wonderful person

[@acezero5705]

@@thespectator5259 you can call the cops, bring someone who can help. You have plenty of ways to help with putting yourself in danger it just takes giving a shit about anything other than yourself

[@Martician]

He deadass wasn’t even driving full speed until she asked him to lose on purpose.

[@johnmelendez9782]

She might as well shovel coal in a speeding steam train that’s about to derail

[@solairepraise9116]

it was her fault

[@andrewabrams1535]

LAMO!

[@kublayrodriguez3188]

😂🤣😭

[@SOAP1000]

Bahaha

[@cerisejones8061]

If you ain't first, you're last. - speed racer

[@SteelBallRun1890]

That smile at the end. In his heart, mind and soul, he was the biggest hero.

[@Leon-oc4em]

Lmfao

[@wiswc]

He looks like a complete nut job. I love it.

[@caseytatum5837]

Thats because he is

[@pickledherring4136]

I absolutely love that braindead doofus expression. I literally burst out laughing when I saw it

[@spiderace7994]

@pyro maniac true

[@thejerminator877]

"His sister will literally die if you win!" "That sounds like an issue, not an iss-me"

[@krugerstan]

rofl how have I never heard this before?

[@dsimpson7476]

Big brain comment

[@damilolawilliams7901]

yo how am i only hearing this for this first time in my life. This is brilliant

[@5050TM]

Holy shit I'm fucking dying 😭🤣

[@preposteroussvideos]

Lmaooo

[@jft2nd]

The fact that hearing this newfound information made him even more determined to win and hit the gas is all the more hilarious.

[@onerandombruh]

The guy had no fucks to give at the time...

[@stuartdriedger9989]

I'm right there with him

[@Zero11_ss]

Why wasn't he going max speed in the first place lmao

[@JGRIMES]

*random obligatory comment for exposure hi everyone*

[@ZaCloud-Animations___she-her]

@@Zero11_ss , Because there was no point in the effort if nobody was going to suffer as a result. ;P

[@alexanderzippel8809]

The fact that he wasn’t even driving at max speed but accelerated when he heard that a girl could die if he wins is just comedy gold

[@Alejandro-e7g]

Why is your profile pic a Muslim flag?

[@kirbywithaknifeisawesome6028]

@@Alejandro-e7gI don’t think it is

[@Alejandro-e7g]

@@kirbywithaknifeisawesome6028 It is the flag of the Emirate of Al Britanistanabad.

[@kirbywithaknifeisawesome6028]

@@Alejandro-e7g Oops, my bad

[@Ty-yt3lj]

@@Alejandro-e7gwhy are you being racist on a video of Speed Racer

[@PKBratney]

The amazing thing to me was that Speed was apparently holding back from full throttle UNTIL he learned that by winning he could deny medical treatment to a child.

[@darkknight8643]

He wants to feel like god and knowing that just by denying this little girl treatment, by denying this one chance at survival he has caused a life to vanish from this earth and the last bit of the video is him wondering when he can get that high again

[@Pragabond]

@@darkknight8643 Not just when but how. He knows he'll need to reach deeper lows to achieve the same high

[@THE.N1KO]

@@darkknight8643 now I want to watch a Speed Racer live-action adaptation directed by David Fincher or Ridley Scott.

[@ChaossX77]

Isn't that the point of the entire clip and title of it?

[@PKBratney]

@@ChaossX77 I'm saying, wouldn't he want to win the race? And if so, wouldn't he have already been going full throttle?

[@hexcodeff6624]

I love his face at the end. He feels so absolutely glorious after taking away somebodies chance to cure their sick sister.

[@abramwalker882]

I'm wondering if this all really happened or is spliced from different episodes lol

[@SergeantExtreme]

@@abramwalker882 Nope, actually happened. If you want to know how the story had a "happy" ending; there was a subplot that each racer had to carry a watermelon in the passenger's seat or else they would be disqualified. So Trixie had her pet monkey steal the watermelon out of Speed's car after he won the race thus technically causing him to lose the race.

[@SergeantExtreme]

@Queen Glamazona You're right. It was a pineapple. My mistake.

[@ionstriker3721]

He probably gave the money to family after he won.

[@hexcodeff6624]

@@ionstriker3721 I doubt it

[@semiedgv]

It's not about his sister, it's about sending a message

[@marvinracer88]

LOL

[@purpleemerald5299]

“If you fuck with Speed when you’re in need he’ll kill every chance you have to succeed.”

[@youarepretty5299]

@@purpleemerald5299 glad to read your comment sir

[@saisrikanth.]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@LiterallyMe2022]

*insert makarov voice

[@Avalon64]

I'm actually watching this episode right now...(it's called the Desperate Racer) I bought the DVD set from a shop last year...it's fun enjoying that 60s cheese...but yeah the plot involved needing to drive a pineapple to win the race...gangsters started attacking the racers because one of the pineapples had a jewel hidden in it...Speed was acting a bit out of character, that girl begged him to drop the race but he refused getting angry because he hated the idea of cheating and letting someone else win...it didn't help said brother was extremely hostile to him and even accused him of sending those gangsters to help Speed win the race, they had a fight and he had just stolen Speed's pineapple so when Trixie begged him to take a dive, I am sure Speed was NOT in the mood to want to listen...but for further context there's a landslide and Speed does stop to help save the brother...and shortly after the gangsters attack them proving to both that neither were responsible for the gangsters...Speed gets his pineapple back after a bit of a hot potato, and proceeds to win the race mainly because both of them couldn't win the race since the brother lost his pineapple to the gangsters and he refused to give up his...but then after the race Trixie has Chim Chim steal Speed's pineapple so the brother can win the race...ultimately the jewel was actually in one of the prize supply of pineapples and Chim Chim found it biting into it

[@sgtbilkothe3rd]

This is KZbin, perhaps 10% of commenters will pay attention to context. Thanks for posting the episode summary. Some of us do appreciate it.

[@jobliar937]

Pineapple???

[@Avalon64]

@@jobliar937 yup that was the rules of the race, drive your pineapple to the finish

[@oroontheheels]

@@jobliar937I made a google search trying to find context and according to Speed Racer Wiki there’s Pinaple race tournament where every racer must have pinaple in their car trunk. If they don’t they get disqualified. At this point I don’t know if this is true or is this wiki full of shitposts.

[@marioreds7826]

Lol they probably used a grand total of 5-6 frames to animate all of those things.

[@omlo9093]

His dopey, self-centered smiling face at the end is pure gold.

[@YEAGshark]

:D

[@jonnyfavors7585]

Oh I soooooo agree!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@peebay3515]

It's only from the joy of knowing you helped kill a girl with cancer or whatever and thus knowing that not only is your victory sweet due to it being another notch on your belt, but that the opponent's loss goes beyond a mere race. The mental scars you gave him in your victory are like a brand on his mind's ass that will remind him that you own him...

[@requiemlul3140]

Pee Bay Oh my god I’m ded

[@SpookyHost]

No it's a pure sociopath

[@571danu]

Trixie: "An innocent girl would die if you win this race" Speed: "Oh no.....anyways"

[@ZaCloud-Animations___she-her]

Heh, he didn't even pretend to "Oh no," more like "Oh well."

[@calebs4755]

Tonight on bottom gear: Speed wins a race and indirectly kills an innocent girl in the process

[@LeAndre_McCoy]

"So anyways, I started revving"

[@jbeans500]

Agh, you beat me to it!

[@CharginChuck]

@@ZaCloud-Animations___she-her It wasn't even an "oh well". More like a "So what?"

[@SomeScruffian]

Trixie: "Pls let him win he needs the money" Speed: "I'll win and then give him the money" Trixie: "For his sister's treatment?" Speed: "For her funeral"

[@นายถังนํา้]

That's cold

[@chef3997]

Based

[@dereenaldoambun9158]

🥶🥶🥶

[@SoldMySoul45]

Damn.

[@monochronous1661]

How thoughtful of him

[@spamcan9208]

lmao the part where he closes his eyes and turns off the radio is perfection. She keeps on nagging him on the radio and you can tell he's done with it.

[@CJusticeHappen21]

"She'll die if he doesn't beat you!" *_"Then she is already dead."_*

[@cymes82]

Speed of the North Racetrack

[@tuddgrimley8532]

Omae wa mou shindeiru

[@angry_zergling]

Damn. Ice cold.

[@charliespurr7325]

@Kakashi Hatake *explodes*

[@kevinfrench9720]

@@tuddgrimley8532 *ano ko (that child) wa mou shindeiru

[@bangbang7190]

Trixie:she will literally die Speed: when Trixie:in 7 hours if she doesn’t get the money for- Speed: no when did I ask

[@HuggableLoveablePlushies]

LMAO. Best comment so far, not gonna lie.

[@Melkac]

This killed me.

[@webdude15]

I'm dying lol

[@yin_2624]

I'M WHEEZING OVER THIS COMMENT

[@thabomabhena2821]

Yo damn this is one of the best comments of all time

[@SpyrosKoronis]

Plot twist: Trixie doesn't care about the girl either, she just knew this would motivate Speed to race faster and win.

[@eonstar2441]

I like that

[@ezekielsmith3571]

Top 10 anime plot twists 👁💋👁

[@gruberjens4354]

OMG! This actually makes sense...

[@heyhoe168]

Sounds very woman.

[@simppolice3276]

lol

[@offshorecomedy]

No favoritism No partiality No pity Just good old fashioned sportsmanship with zero remorse. We should all strive to be like speed

[@CoCoCo1212]

Trixie: "Speed, let the guy win. He needs the prize money for his ailing sister." Speed: "Damn, that's crazy." *Hits the gas*

[@zemouraanis4108]

Speed : Gas ! Gas ! Gas!

[@gokanshurisbabyfather4003]

LMAO

[@sentauri43]

This whole comment section, god my sides. My stomach hurts from laughing too much

[@BasicSub]

I'm gonna step on the gas!

[@joeking6972]

Blacks should go back to Africa

[@twomstone_17]

"She'll die if he doesn't beat you!" *"I missed the part where that's my problem."*

[@HarrisonReviews]

I’m gonna throw some dirt in your eye!

[@tristanavila1876]

@@HarrisonReviews stings doesn't it

[@glaucomflecken]

Want forgiveness, get religion.

[@eetan384]

@@glaucomflecken House?! *AND* Bully Maguire?! Now *this* is some serious bullying.

[@jorgevilla8068]

“Gonna cry?”

[@Harry-mb4cs]

Why Speedracer isn't a sociopath: 1. He could be planning on buying the girl's medicine himself with his winnings 2. The other guy is the real sociopath. His little sister is dying of an illness and he spends all his money making a race car, then tries to look chivalrous by dedicating the winnings to the sister he abandoned to make car go brum brumm

[@mikethau6426]

Word. if someone did what people here want Speed to do in real life, he'd wind up in jail..

[@vgmaster9]

Eh, would be more interesting if the first wasn't true and the second was, adds more moral ambiguity.

[@minaldhurve8988]

You really took this seriously, huh 😂😂😂.

[@Fermion.]

I would've told dude, sell your race car to save her. Or told Trixie to sell her helicopter to help her if she cares so much. Not sure why everyone is dumping the responsibility on Speed lol.

[@MrEvan312]

Speed, you're not fooling anyone with that throwaway account.

[@hellenicboi14]

Speed Racer kills 20 people on the racing track every day, this is just a bonus to him.

[@Redryder17]

Ian Jaymes, *hol up*

[@xanderw9574]

I shouldn’t have laughed so hard at this comment but I did 😂.

[@DRock6906]

LMAO!!! :-)

[@spartan2451]

His face at the end says it all 😂😂

[@skyler705]

1000th like

[@mdstevens0612]

Speed: The only thing I'm losing is patience

[@mr.speyside5240]

Fuuuuuckkkkkk I’m dead lol

[@keerthichandra376]

🤣🤣🤣

[@djmarsone5209]

Spppeeeedddd baby

[@asylumskp4391]

Reminds me of that line from Ghost of Tsushima "I am very much alive, but my patience is dying"

[@AmberAmber]

@Matthew Stevens 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣⭕❌⭕❌⭕❌🤣🤣

[@PeterDivine]

"I'm sorry, I think you've confused me with Speed Second-Placer."

[@deerlord2363]

LOL hilarious! 🤣

[@maximotorres8995]

😂😂

[@pierrevalentino5250]

Hall of Fame racing status vs saving a life was a no brainer for Ol’ Speedy

[@Jamesbrown-xi5ih]

For the meme? Or never watched the episode and believe the deceptive editing? Watch the episode, Speed was right.

[@NotSteveCook]

"I'm sorry, Trixie; I can't hear you over the sound of me winning"

[@spookrockcity]

She actually calls him every race to motivate him with this dying girl story. It always pushes him over the top. Speed is a true champion.

[@CarlosRincon]

jjaajajjajaajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaj i died!

[@kocakola3532]

Lmfao

[@Unlimited_Slip]

That's awful. And so am I for laughing so hard at it.

[@unknownvariable2456]

only in an anime would this be considered unusual.

[@T.a.r.d]

lol wtf

[@misterb3577]

Trixy: "Speed, his sister needs the prize money to live!" Speed: "If God wanted her to live he would not have created ME!" *goes full throttle*

[@Veorike]

You made my day lol

[@siphonophores]

"If God had wanted me to live, he would not have created a heart attack!"

[@drezworthy]

God creates every sociopath.

[@drezworthy]

@@icarojose6316 I was joking, obviously. God isn't real. Sociopaths are a product genetic diversity as born of evolution. Christian ideas such as you are espousing aren't backed by any sort of evidence. You are bat shit crazy to actually believe it let alone try to explain it to someone who isn't a child and has already their critical thinking faculties established.

[@Kira22558]

Wow..

[@noahholderman5725]

Trixie: “Please let him win Speed! Speed! Speed!” Speed: “Yes, that’s what I need, more speed!”

[@binusdimas]

i just know that😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Joselitty]

😂

[@RageCreati0n]

I snorted my coke out my nose at this

[@lecy1075]

BYEEEEP

[@ultraoverloadx9333]

GO SPEED RACER!

[@melvin5818]

Speed: if he wants to win he should be in front like me.

[@cesarg4328]

LMAO

[@HTSontherun]

Lol XD

[@xmoreno3366]

😂😂😂

[@HiMyNameIsxWHAT]

😂😂😂

[@foryabrain4883]

That's why he's the star of the show

[@GippyHappy]

Not only did he win but just LOOK how happy he is about it. Like knowing someone would die was an incentive.

[@CallMeMimi27]

"not only did i win, i made hazard lose his sister" -speed

[@kratos7893]

Don't worry he went to the hospital and paid for her surgery right in front of her brother with the same smile but with a touch more "ha I beat you in racing and in life". There's a reason they say he's a demon on wheels in the theme song lol

[@Shendue]

​​@@kratos7893 He should have then banged his sister while she thanked him as a fitting final conclusion.

[@jacoblipkestudios7621]

It was made in Japan, they take honor to the death lmao.

[@w花b]

​@@jacoblipkestudios7621 that's how shonen protagonists are but the setting just makes them look like good guys

[@verde5738]

He wasn't even trying until he heard that the kid has cancer. The man is fueled by pure malice.

[@loveygummi]

"please let him win speed, she's gonna DIE" *speed wins*

[@Uxoriouswidow]

"She'll die you say? Well since you put it that way..." *hits the gas*

[@juanjogomez4187]

There's no line Speed isn't willing to cross. Both as a Racer and as a person.

[@ghoul4748]

Thats why he's number one

[@cyclops8238]

only 18 and hes already killed a shark and a giant mutated spider as well as killing multiple men in a shoot off. lets not forget that he is always in some sort of conflict where someone dies. kids got a lot of blood on his hands.

[@WPFreeinternet]

The only line that matters is the finish line.

[@cosmicdahlia]

@@cyclops8238 like five people die in the opening song alone

[@cyclops8238]

True Renegade I guess he really is a demon on wheels

[@greygorygaming]

"She'll die if you don't lose" *locks in*

[@arielnielsen1936]

That sound is not the car, it's the static noise from speed's conscience

[@keitheowest8578]

😂

[@jasonx5292]

_best one yet_

[@tramdr]

What conscience?

[@13crowintuitivestarot]

😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣

[@iamlegallyblind-roar]

😂😂😂

[@featherfly478]

Speed he needs the money to save his sister Speed: If god wanted his sister to live he wouldn't have sent *me*

[@andrewwitham8493]

🤣🤣🤣

[@faristhewanderer6571]

HAHAHAHAH!!

[@myrminki]

*Soldier voice*

[@KardboardKenny]

These comments are pure gold...lol

[@peoplelegend8476]

Godspeed you magnificent bastard!

[@peterkasziba5883]

He was just chilling when suddenly a woman tried to tell him what to do in the 60s.

[@millys4368]

Lmfaooooooo this is gold

[@henoccharlot708]

Lmfaoo This Kilt Me

[@marcoscorpas2752]

Bruh! LOL!!!!

[@rhust3522]

Lmao

[@dylanbaker3040]

LMFAO!!!!

[@Digitalman271]

I love that final shot of him all proud of himself.

[@kyps1259]

Speed: "i must have Alzheimer, cause i don't remember asking"

[@jmbernas16]

Trixie: "Let him win so he'll have enough money to cure his daughter's cancer!" *Speed after the race* : 👁️👄👁️

[@cloroxbleach885]

Guy Paperbag *😃

[@Oguyaka.]

It's straight up *this* face, too 😄 makes it that much funnier

[@WhackingJam]

Omfg😂

[@HaIsKuL]

Well, it's actually a good thing because there is no cure for cancer. They would've been swindled. That money might as well have been burned.

[@carelessdreamer]

TheKhal He ended up being disqualified because he didn’t have a pineapple, which was needed to be considered the winner

[@djhollis8841]

His fucking face at the end has me rolling. He’s almost proud of himself.

[@89elmonster]

That’s the part that made me laugh. His fucking face 🤣

[@milkster213]

lol!

[@lmenzol]

For real though😂

[@venicec3310]

Pure elation

[@draketurtle4169]

He is having a kawaii anime face moment to celebrate the win.

[@reallyharsh]

the driver in first place: "omg !! i'm about to save my sister's life!"

[@Jukestar]

Speed with his iconic murderous glare in 2nd place:

[@wingedsn8670]

Trixie: "He needs the prize money or his sister will die, speed!" Speed: "That sounds like an issue, not an iss-me."

[@Sergeantmajormario]

Okay that's a new one, where the hell is that from? XD

[@nicholiwhite6251]

I’m stealing this

[@DeletedTroll]

I stole this

[@iminyourfridge894]

Gold

[@JAHamilton77]

Plot twists Trixie had a massive wager on Eloise’s brother winning the race.

[@S.A.O.D.A]

Trixie: "Speed!" Speed: _Speed?_ Trixie: "Speed!" Speed: _Speed_ *slams the gas*

[@hamstercoco]

I laughed so hard at this

[@glonk1535]

Speed be like: "Speed, indeed"

[@coolguy02536]

Floor it? Yes...NO, no, don’t floor it! FLOOR IT? NO, NO, DON’T, DON’T FLOOR IT! OK, FLOOR IT!

[@RA1NBOWC0RN69]

That’s quite clever

[@francescolombardi3438]

I am Speed

[@Fawn123]

His face at the end with his open smiling mouth and eyelashes kills me 😂😂😂

[@SpinedLizardLagoon]

0:43 the way he just closes his eyes, turns off the comm, and speeds up just kills me

[@tgr3423]

The fact it continues to rev up for an uncomfortable amount of time is what sealed it for me LMAO

[@mikaeluhl]

**SIGH**

[@thisisapen]

TGR hahaha absolutely thrashing the engine.

[@Bruhmoment-gq8yn]

"The audacity of this bitch"

[@ethanmay1767]

He's wearing nice loafers 😅

[@N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S.]

Speed was genuinely just out for a relaxing Sunday cruise before he heard winning could straight up kill some chick.

[@shart2872]

PP

[@nope5117]

Second reply Idk why i said that

[@itwontcomeout5678]

And then he intentionally joined the race just so he could steal the money and kill her

[@TheGreenTaco999]

"If he loses, his family dies" "We'll then i better *speed* up!"

[@heartless604]

Sounds about white...

[@gagida1829]

@@heartless604 lol

[@heartless604]

@Berzerk cry baby. Reporting my comments lol you little girl!

[@omonaijaj]

😭😭😭 ohmygosh

[@davidgoldman3236]

@@heartless604 Apt. They're cold-blooded psychopaths.

[@javierburgos7]

Trixie: ''Speed, his sister needs the money to live''. Speed: ''His sister is not ME''.

[@riddlemethis13]

Speed doesn’t understand right or wrong. All he sees is the finish line.

[@beetlepimp4777]

That’s all you need to win

[@AdmiralSarcasm]

He does understand rights and lefts though

[@sour3000]

@@AdmiralSarcasm looool 😂

[@farmerwithashotgun4263]

speed itself has consumed his soul he is no longer human only speed

[@saxenas]

if ya ain't first ur last

[@Snowfly1]

Imagine asking someone who's birth name is SPEED RACER, to throw a race. The sister was already dead when the race started

[@rinkokonoe8644]

E- fuckin- zackly

[@walrodriguez3092]

Loved your comment, bro. Here's your Like. 😆👍🏼

[@DavidJohnson-kr6zw]

Best comment im in stitches 🤣🤣💀💀

[@bransykora4462]

I lost it to this comment bruh 🤣🤣

[@kdogglobalworldwide5259]

Right?!

[@Davtwan]

Well, nothing stops him from sharing the pri-*reads description*-oh.

[@andrewmihovich4252]

Was thinking that

[@oz_jones]

Why should Speed give his winning money to someone who didn't win?

[@qhutt4865]

@@oz_jones Itdoesntmattertomewhathisreasonsareforwantingtheprizeiwouldntbeplayingfairifilethimhavetheprizewithoutwinning

[@Jojozilla426]

@@oz_jones are you serious?

[@davidhatcher7016]

Oh

[@delinquenter]

She's gonna die, if you win. Damn, that's tough. *TRIES HARDER*

[@CompletelyNewguy]

Speed Racer doesn't even make an argument like: "He could be lying! Trying to guilt trip me into letting him win!" he's just like "His sister's dying? Time to hammer that final nail!"

[@ben_dover33]

@@mater.7329 wow I bet you get invited to all the parties.

[@YouLose]

@@mater.7329 That's a wierd way to say "You're right."

[@yme3345]

@@YouLose dang

[@lapplandkun9273]

@@mater.7329 I mean, he should have said that he could have been lying anyway. Then that would have given him more justification for winning

[@gamerdio2503]

@@mater.7329 It wasn't an opinion, it was a joke. Key difference

[@agilulfo-thepaladin4431]

"Category: Education"... Well, I do feel enlightened by this video.

[@ashharkausar413]

666 likes...I wanna keep it at that xD

[@greenonmyface774]

Yo but couldn't he still just give them the money after he won?

[@alvinxyz7419]

@@greenonmyface774 but still doesn't change the fact that he likes to get attention

[@greenonmyface774]

@@alvinxyz7419 that's for damn sure. His car is a Swiss army knife. If that doesn't scream look at me idk what does.

[@japaroads]

The opening song to this show literally says, “He’s a demon on wheels.” What’d y’all expect?

[@ShinySephiroth1]

Here before this comment hits 10k likes

[@charlesbryantbantolio3297]

Here before this comment gets a thousand

[@persephoneblack888]

🤣

[@sirshrooma]

Here before this comment exists Or am I? Vsauce, Michael here-

[@ultimategamer2669]

Damn man, they were NOT f****** around X'D

[@WackyJack322]

Trixie: "Speed if you win this race, a little girl will die from cancer!" Speed: Slams both feet on the gas pedal.

[@Brian-rx9sp]

"Doesn't matter what his reasons for winning are. I wouldn't be playing fair if I let him win on purpose." Completely irrefutable logic.

[@tbotalpha8133]

Play to win. No matter what, play to win. If you're not playing to win, you're basically insulting your opponent.

[@davidhatcher7016]

Right

[@dooplon5083]

@@tbotalpha8133 Ah yes, he's gonna feel so insulted by speed giving him the money for his sick family member to get better. I mean throwing a match like that is a problem sure, but not because of something as silly as "insulting" the opponent, it's because it's literally against the rules. Plus he could give that money away after anyhow.

[@lovelyhomeboy2782]

@@dooplon5083 which he didn't do

[@abuelita4094]

@@dooplon5083 Remember Speed Racer is an Anime and this was made during old school Japan. The opponent would've felt absolutely insulted by an act of charity by his competitor. Japanese competitiveness is pretty insane.

[@geno9213]

"Speed, he's from the make a wish foundation. You have to let him win!" "Why should I? He's going to die soon anyway!"

[@jaydenlhaubouet6638]

Just one more like, ONE MOREEEEEEE

[@blakhawk999]

@@jaydenlhaubouet6638 I DID IT! 1000th LIKE!!!!

[@binnysan]

enotsmirb dna erif

[@Funnygamer22]

Seeing him smile so creepy at the end makes this even more hilarious XD

[@glowinglocket3132]

The hardest of choices require the strongest of wills

[@youwanagethi]

Didn’t seem like that hard of a choice to him.

[@vitorleite3095]

What hard choice? It's not like that Speed put that cancer on her, the other racer simply lost because Speed was better.

[@eafesaf6934]

@@youwanagethi it's just the euphoria and adrenalin coming out, knowing.. He did the hard choice and went with it through.

[@chocolatevanilla6940]

Thanos? Is that you?

[@elliotmorley9075]

i’m crying lmao

[@FordFourD-aka-Ford4D]

The genuine joy in Speed Racer’s eyes when he won was enough for me. I’m sold. Speed Racer did nothing wrong.

[@mroversteer3739]

Speed was just doing what he does best. It aint his problem that the guy’s sister dies.

[@antiusinferno9396]

It's a clip that doesn't show what he does with the prize money after winning so since I haven't seen the episode I'm going to have to agree he did nothing wrong.

[@bancon666]

@@antiusinferno9396 he is disqualified because he didn't bring a pineapple

[@antiusinferno9396]

@@bancon666 damn changed my mind what kind of asshole doesn't bring a pineapple to a race.

[@Paraboiia]

@@antiusinferno9396 hahaha i love your comment but in the ep they are supposed to bring a pineapple but speed loses his pineapple so he loses.

[@loading2463]

"Speed, speed, speed!!" Did somebody said speed? *Step on the gas*

[@oil1252]

*SPEED DEMON*

[@LuizAlexPhoenix]

Speedy speedy boy!

[@nintendex9288]

*GAS, GAS, GAS, I'M GONNA STEP ON THE GAS*

[@undefined6512]

*Step on the gas now turn to the right*

[@MekhiWilson24]

Ok, here we go. Focus. Speed. I am speed

[@theoa3052]

*Someones is about to die* Speed: *Intensively presses the gas pedal*

[@gokuuzumaki70]

"I need that money" Speed: "I missed the part where that's my problem."

[@justsomeguywithoutashirt4310]

He'll get his money when he fixes this DAMN DOOR!!

[@onlimi616]

Speed is right!!! It's a race not the Salvation Army! That's why I love the 60's, they taught kids real life lessons, not this PC crap that'll make them into suckers!

[@justsomeguywithoutashirt4310]

@@onlimi616 Honestly, he could have given the money *after* winning the race too. But they just write it like he's evil.

[@purpleey]

stolen

[@justsomeguywithoutashirt4310]

@@purpleey it's a very common meme.