Tekken - The Mishima Hairline

this is what Tekken is about
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Heihachi VA - www.getgianni.com
Kazuya VA - / ethangallardovo
Kazumi VA - / amazinlarry2
if you want a more thorough explanation of the story of Tekken, i highly recommend this: • @#$%Tekken@#%^7@#%^Hya...
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Patreon: / speedoru
Twitter: / speedoru
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*i also forgot to credit the Tekken 1 Chicago theme

[@speedoru]

lol why he hair like dat

[@karatheshapeshifter1784]

The person below me’s next line will be “🅱️oi”

[@tpastudios8681]

🅱️oi

[@chriskwak6660]

he hair be like dat to push old people off cliffs tho

[@gamophyte]

Bobs

[@blazingdragon6232]

*bruh*

[@OtherMomo]

Heihachi accidentally starting his dialogue as an internal voiceover is a joke I'll never be unamused by

[@commanderslamwich9550]

And it's extra hilarious since he is responding to his son's internal voice with his own lol

[@floatingdisembodiedhead8975]

The sounds like something he would do too lol he's such a ham that he chews the scenery even in his own head.

[@bearwolf3244]

​@@commanderslamwich9550y luego le respondo por lo que si lo estaba escuchando en mente XD

[@rogersbryant1507]

Go ahead Kazuya.. *WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZEEEEEE*

[@maxgoose707]

I'm glad I'm not the only one that appreciates this moment, I havent seen any other comments about it

[@endoftheleft2704]

I love how even though this is a parody, this version of Heihachi is a much more supportive father than the real Heihachi.

[@CHO6912-zhjk]

1.1k likes and no replies? Am about to change that.

[@Jufa24Jaiz07]

@@CHO6912-zhjk lets make this comment great again!

[@harshtrewaynee]

@@Jufa24Jaiz07 how tho

[@Somespideronline]

@@harshtrewaynee by replying...duh

[@harshtrewaynee]

@@Somespideronline okay sir duh

[@liammercado1235]

At least Kazuya is breaking the cycle by not throwing Jin off a cliff, instead opting for simple attempted murder.

[@HeliosVS]

let's see in tekken 8 what will happen

[@Lastjustice]

We will see who gets thrown off something or not.

[@satsujinxtenryu]

Heihachi made sure to continue it-when he capped jin in the head and shoved him out of a helicopter

[@VTGN-II]

Heihachi did it for him, so its good. Also jin kind of did it to himself in 6?

[@zeroax92]

@@VTGN-II "suicide" vs azasel yea Edgy guy failed xD

[@Cartillax]

It’s funny how the tag line for the next instalment to this game was Heiachi climbing back and saying “THEY SHOULD HAVE FOUND A BIGGER CLIFF”

[@Jeezes718]

Finally kazuya went "HOW'BOUT A VOLCANO BITCH?!"

[@Ferrari255GTO]

I mean, he's got a fken point if all the bloodline survived being tossed down there as children and survived

[@PoisonelleMisty4311]

"Tekken: Where the real fighting skill is trying to figure out what happened to the Mishima hairline! I mean, at this point, it’s less about battles and more about who can book a good stylist!"

[@Ervonesque]

You're goddamn right

[@nutshot_brawler8466]

Honestly, if my baby's first steps were the Mishima wave dash, i'm calling an exorcist

[@ivansoldaccount9823]

**DUOMO DI SIRIO starts playing in the distance**

[@YuuyaKZMI]

I'd be wondering what the hell's going on.

[@thatguyzerg]

@@ivansoldaccount9823 chiamerò Claudio e vedo che si può fare...penso che però per me arrivare al Duomo di Sirio sarà difficile🤔

[@ivansoldaccount9823]

@@thatguyzerg Stavo cercando di dire "Il tema di Claudio inizia a suonare in lontananza", ma lui NON HA un tema. Il tema del DUOMO DI SIRIO è la musica sostitutiva, non la location. (Scusa se questo non ha senso, ho usato Google Translate.)

[@fred1395durst]

Thats the korean backdash, not exclusive to mishimas, but yes id be calling an exorcist too, that was too clean of an input, somethings going on

[@sadeknight9112]

Today we return here to celebrate even more characters being thrown off of cliffs

[@marplatense31]

Except Kirby. That little bastard...

[@bruhbruhbruhbruh859]

Yes indeed

[@chamtheman551]

RIP to: Ganondorf Captain Falcon Pit Min Min Marth (all in that order)

[@kidkid146]

@@marplatense31 Kirby's a literal Mishima. We don't fuck with that demon.

[@FatherOFCrimzon]

@@kidkid146 Boy watch me Yeah it turns out that, he can skip time now

[@huemungous7919]

Heihachi shows more love to his son in this short then he ever did in the actual series.

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

If only his wife is still alive, so this one is alternate universe.

[@unironicallydel7527]

@@poweroffriendship2.0 She is alive. Just as a very, very vengeful volcano spirit goddess thing.

[@cillbipher2613]

@@unironicallydel7527 wait she is?

[@unironicallydel7527]

@@cillbipher2613 I dont think, canonically, but ye. Canonically shes dead.

[@jimmytsunami5275]

Well done, Kazuya, you've made me proud. I always knew that one day you would follow in my footsteps- (dipped in the lava with a plip) - Heihachi Mishima, The Mishima Hairline

[@jsmaster4779]

0:44 and that, ladies and gentlemen, is how Reina was born.

[@Cauli_S]

Since she has her own Devil form which in turn means she has the Devil Gene doesn't that make her Kazuya's full blooded sister??

[@chiefsalvaje6557]

@@Cauli_S she wasn’t born with the devil gene so we don’t know

[@artiom677]

Kazumi aint the Mother of Reina, she is basically a "Bastard"

[@bhootiyagaming3585]

Lars is also kazuya's brother

[@musicaleuphoria8699]

How many illegitimate children does this family have.

[@voon7600]

Baby Kazuya doing the Korean backdash is so fucking funny

[@alexanderosorio8647]

If only he could do that in smash

[@squidee]

The half fucked-up inputs is such a funny detail

[@GreyBoiTheTrue]

His pp tho

[@Shmityy]

I think he's trying to wavedash actually

[@Mikeeeeeeeeeeeeeee3]

@@alexanderosorio8647 he can. But its canceling backdash into wd into another backdash instead of a crouch

[@bradleypearl2986]

People joke, but this is actually the plot of Tekken 1.

[@shinyagumon7015]

Except his Grandpa survived and is also God.

[@kintsuki99]

@@shinyagumon7015 So does his father.

[@kreigguardsman3355]

I thought his father hated him though and wasn’t this proud of him

[@kintsuki99]

@@kreigguardsman3355 That is the retcon made in takken 6 and how the story is continuing now. It is less that Heihachi doesn't like his son and more that he does not want the michima name associated to the devil gene.

[@Aceshot-uu7yx]

@@shinyagumon7015 OK I may have missed that part of the story, when?

[@Narmak]

Why is Kazuya so salty, I'd jump off the cliff willingly if my hairline would be like my dad Heihachi's when I grow up

[@Idk_496]

Lmao its you

[@animeking3603]

When’s the next episode of Anime Spongebob, eh? 😏

[@CrimzMicStar]

lol

[@AngelDarkDragon]

I'd watch Dr. B ttt2 ending if I were you

[@mrclamster]

SAME!! But I don't have those strong fighter's legs...

[@satoshikatsumoto9007]

0:45 This aged well.

[@StealthMaster5k]

OH NOOOO REEEEIIIINNNAAAAAA

[@razarac432]

Lars was already there tbh

[@laonu785]

​@@razarac432Es hijo de Heihachi?

[@razarac432]

@@laonu785 Si, Lars es su bastardo

[@comicalcosmonaut959]

Unfortunately, Reina and Lars aren't the only illegitimate children of "Hey, Hachi"

[@thetransformersreport1340]

Some people may not believe it, but this is incredibly close to the actual plot of Tekken.

[@zaer-ezart]

Well tekken 7 retconed quite a lot. But yeah it's pretty close

[@Ninetails2000]

Literally the only thing wrong with it is that Kazuya didnt do the goofy smile at the end.

[@strengthcolossal5538]

@@Ninetails2000 in tekken 1 psx he did the goofy smile

[@strengthcolossal5538]

@@Ninetails2000 kzbin.info/www/bejne/pWXKf6eXiM9ksK8

[@sigtyr8887]

@@strengthcolossal5538 I love the upbeat music. It's fits very well with throwing your dad from a cliff .

[@Kompyyy]

I like to think this single handedly got kazuya in smash

[@ryanepps2183]

That's what I was thinking LMAOOO

[@halodragonmaster]

Same

[@kylewood4488-b9r]

The whole point of Smash is throwing everyone else off a cliff. I think he will fit in perfectly. Like he was born to do it.

[@akirakurusustan9795]

Same LMAO

[@PeiceofNick]

Agreed

[@blitzgaming2070]

And now he’s in smash throwing everyone off a cliff

[@yoursteak5215]

Oh my god

[@mr.l8723]

Unfortunately this is correct😂

[@UltimateDragonX9999]

Here I am

[@FatherOFCrimzon]

Except Kirby

[@ffadicto]

He is looking for more mishimas in smash

[@irvinalexanderflores]

1:41 that Jerek scream made me laugh way harder than it should've 🤣

[@Sen_ki]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@miguelaquiles2859]

I'MSOGAAAAAAAAAY

[@ahmadansari642]

😆😆😆😆😆 1:42-1:45

[@OtakuVs]

I wish I was like Heihachi and all my problems could be solved via Cliff pushing.

[@logicaloverdrive8197]

Hey, throwing people off cliffs can solve many problems.

[@legocancer5283]

K

[@Zain69z]

just throw your problems off the clifs

[@bobsondugnutt9466]

I know you...

[@dillzee]

But then....YOU'D be thrown off a cliff

[@Synnabelle]

God the VA for Heihachi made this entire video. Every line is delivered perfectly. I fucking love the, "Come on. I'll make you a new one. Hmm-HNNNRGH??"

[@cyandeoidre2375]

😂😂😂😂 Same 0:44

[@excaliburnII]

Heihachi did a triple take XDDD

[@georgeaird4637]

He's got a pretty sucessful channel where he does a load of VA, I think its Gianni Matriagno.

[@Hazel_TheOne]

Heihachi was va’d by the funny meme man, so naturally he has the perfect voice

[@Max_Casetera]

@@georgeaird4637 yes he is gianni matriagno

[@mythosinfinite6736]

The funny thing is Kazuya actually does love his grandpa.

[@4storyboss]

But as Tekken 5 plot shows Devils are merciless

[@tolgasupreme381]

Yes

[@capibaradeluxe9193]

@@4storyboss *KASUYA* *LOVES* *HIS* *GRANDPA*

[@4storyboss]

@@capibaradeluxe9193 but HE HAS TO WIN EVERY TEKKEN TOURNAMENT EVEN IF IT'S HIS OWN GRANDPA

[@photondebuger45]

Tekken 5 flashbacks…

[@Turba_1234]

Funniest part is the creator confirmed it was canon that the devil gene prevents from balding. So that means that if Kazuya and Jin didn’t have the devil gene, they would’ve been bald on the top of the head as well.

[@jasongarrett768]

Looking forward to Tekken 9!

[@pastorofmuppets9346]

​@jasongarrett768 the story will be about kazuya and jin dealing with hair loss and the trauma that comes with it

[@salatieljyrustumanan4929]

Now that Jin and Kaz lost their devil forms, their T9 story endings are gonna be them racing to Turkey for a hair transplant

[@SuperADman15]

Lars ttt2 ending makes sense now

[@mahazahra2216]

Kazuya finna rock his daddy's cut in Tekken 9

[@blendingkyle1888]

“wee babby.” Kazuya is so mentally damaged he can’t even speak properly after that.

[@kingoffists]

wee babby is a term here in scotland so that bit made my laugh and happy

[@Ahmadabdal_]

@@kingoffists mishima family is Scottish confirmed?

[@johnromero3143]

@@Ahmadabdal_ not really it's just that he has a Scottish girlfriend you know, Nina

[@jaykode4679]

@@johnromero3143 Nina isn't his gf tho. His "gf" is technically dead

[@loto7197]

@@johnromero3143 Nina Williams is Irish

[@uhobme2028]

"Is this parodying Tekken 1 or Tekken 7?" "Yes"

[@pepsi4798]

All of it in one go

[@harizotoh7]

It jumps from 1 to 7's ending.

[@ddb3934]

Looks like tekken 6 and 5 possibly

[@tahishahewitt704]

7184051280

[@sometimesidontunderstand0029]

And mk 4 when he through heihachi off cliff that sound effect

[@PapaGuts]

King's soft ass "meow"gets me every time.

[@JuanCarlos-ie9fy]

I can't get tired of it LMAO

[@KyoRedBladeZR1]

M E O W

[@jorgefonseca7281]

N-no

[@doomslayer169]

"come on i'll make you a new one" reina: you called me?

[@markparkinson6947]

There are three things I love about this video: -Kazuya’s first steps -King’s meow -Lili’s voice acting 👌👌👌

[@iryairya2008]

Add, heihachi's wheeze and his IMSOGAYYYYYYYY

[@frost3193]

Meow

[@TheRenzer9]

Lili's voice acting?????? Where's Lili??? She's Kazumi...kazuya's mother

[@markparkinson6947]

@@TheRenzer9 2:16 is where Lili is.

[@TheRenzer9]

@@markparkinson6947 Aww hell naw....who knew there was this end credits scene

[@huskobonsarune]

A parody of a game that had a story that was like a parody.

[@tavarusbenton5291]

Crazy right

[@lucianocruz3383]

Thats right

[@genesishandboards]

Lmao glad I read the comments, you took the words right out of mouth! Thanks 😊

[@NeoShadowWolf]

Tekken: - crazy crime boss throws son off of cliff, son comes back possessed by the devil, son beats up crazy dad Tekken 2 - son becomes new crime boss, bangs some random psychic girl to bear his demon seed, crazy dad beats him up and throws him into a volcano Tekken 3 - crazy dad becomes crime boss again, uses his emo grandson to beat up an Aztec demon, then crazy dad tries to kill grandson but oh noez he's also a devil! also, it's not just possession but a "devil gene" that's inherited through the family Tekken 4 - devil son got resurrected 20 years after his death, tried to kill his crazy dad again but failed, then tried to kill emo grandson but failed, emo grandson went full devil Tekken 5 - crazy dad's own father hosted the next tournament and it turns out he's a demon (probably a devil too). Also, he's a cheap son of a bitch as the final boss. Then emo grandson beats up demon great-grandfather and becomes new crime boss. Tekken 6 - emo grandson turns evil and declares war on the whole fucking world, his crazy demon father and spiky-haired uncle try to stop him, then a Hebrew demon appears out of nowhere and says "fuck y'all, im killing all humans" before getting beaten up in a fist fight. He's also a cheap son of a bitch as the final boss. Tekken 7 - HI, I'M AN UNIMPORTANT INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALIST AND I'M NARRATING THIS STORY FOR WHATEVER REASON! Also, crazy dad was a good person before his devil wife tried to assassinate him because she's apparently a good person, which caused crazy dad to throw his son off a cliff to see if he's a demon and for him to be an evil crime boss. Then demon son kills his crazy dad and battles Akuma from Street Fighter because REASONS. And now, emo grandson is good again and wants to atone for the fact that he fucked the world over because he's a massive douchebag. Also, there's something about fighting tournaments involving a cyborg alien Robin Hood, a jaguar luchador, a battle android with a mohawk, a Chinese-Native American treehugger with a treehugger adoptive daughter (who's also a luchador for some reason), a boxing kangaroo and his counterpart boxing velociraptor, a 'Murican biker with a hi-top, his rival a martial artist grizzly bear, an old doctor who belches at you as his main attack, a psychotic cyborg serial killer who can lift a FUCKING TANK HEAD, an obese man who likes to git gud and apparently burns 10,000 calories a day, a Dennis Rodman ninja and his hot af superior officer, a Russian weeaboo android, a snobby rich girl from Monaco who might be gay for tsundere Japanese girls (no, she's not legal but something will move in your pants anyway), a random vampire chick with horns and may SOMEHOW be the rich girl's sister (???), a cosplayer/j-pop star, a Filipino girl who cwies wike a wittle babeh, Akuma from Street Fighter, Geese Howard from Fatal Fury/The King of Fighters, Negan from The Walking Dead and Noctis from Final Fantasy. *LMAO, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THIS SERIES!? I'M SO CONFUSED!*

[@Ryuusenkka]

@@NeoShadowWolf Jesus Christ, I can't stop laughing

[@iria20]

“This is not a brutality it’s a fatality.” Throws Jarek off a cliff.

[@WeedShaggy]

IM.SOOO GAYUYYYYYYYYYYYY

[@SameDayTwice]

“It’s OVEERR Jarek.”

[@Spider-Bread]

@@SameDayTwice SHinOk iS dEaD The GuD GuYs WuN, YOuR CuMmIng BACK WiTh ME.

[@Ashura893]

@@Spider-Bread "Never, Sonya. I agreed to help defeat Shinnok, not turn myself in to the Special Forces. The Black Dragon live on!" *PAM PAM!*

[@Spider-Bread]

@@Ashura893 ThE BlaCk DRagOon DiEd with KAnO YoU'rE ThE LaSt OnE jAReK

[@yumithehunter6292]

2:15 strange how 3 years before tekken 8 he described the entire plot of their relationship in tekken 8

[@chriskwak6660]

This is basically the Tekken storyline and it's glorious.

[@thatoneguy779]

Really

[@RisingRevengeance]

Pretty much how I remember it

[@El-Burrito]

I was really hoping the video woul carry on and show Kazuya pushing Jin off a cliff

[@Hitman2b]

he pretty much forgot about jin / devil jin

[@meltedjax3619]

It’s literally the opposite of the tekken storyline wtf are you smoking?

[@hdihiiehei]

“Cmon I’ll MAKE you a new one” the way he stretches his neck to say that kills me

[@MainMite06]

*I NEEDED THAAAAT!*

[@srdjan455]

What a heart touching story about a son living up to his father's expectations and continuing family traditions.

[@straiker666]

Now Jin continue the family tradition?

[@beanbroly]

@@straiker666 wait till Tekken 8

[@ivancruz9795]

By throwing family members into the cliff?

[@wasupman777]

That's some fucked up traditions

[@Insomniac21]

"come on ill make you a new one" speedoru predicted Reina

[@Nicknir]

I love your style of animation :3

[@nicolas2328]

ué kkkkkkkk

[@juliohintze595]

It is very unique

[@Ejaezy]

It's genius!

[@blescax]

I WANT TO SEEE

[@EricksinL0ra321]

looks like the art style of kill la kill

[@SmashingPichu]

My favorite joke was heihachi thinking “good luck”, realizing no one can hear him, then shouting “hah good luck”

[@_SSCJ]

Agreed

[@mr.dumbum8209]

he "kinda" broke character too...

[@smolltaco5667]

I dont know why but kazuyas first steps are so fkn funny to me

[@tanimation7289]

Just like in are Zoom calls.

[@akirakurusustan9795]

Kazuya throws Kirby off a cliff and he survived. Is Kirby a true Mishima and has the devil gene?

[@HarmonyBunny]

He is if he took Kazuya's Copy Ability

[@cjohnson2916]

Yes, absolutely. Kirby has inherited the hairline.

[@hedgelad712]

KIRBY IS KAZUYA'S BABY CONFIRMED

[@Smart1529]

@@hedgelad712 Who is Jin Kazama LMAO 🤣🤣

[@pats3212]

Kirby has something stronger *K I R B Y L O R E*

[@SAMM.....]

Lili and Asuka's relationship in 14 seconds

[@ians_parks]

"Well done Kazuya. You've made me proud. I always knew that one day you would join Smash." - Heihachi Mishima

[@nachovichoZX]

Years ago, he was part of Playstation All-Stars and now his son is part of Smash Ultimate. He must be the proudest father.

[@anthonyrios2311]

Technically Heihachi is in Smash as Incineroar and a Mii Costume R.I.P. Ishizuka.

[@MacenW]

@@nachovichoZX Raiden is in PlayStation All-Stars, snake is in Smash ultimate

[@MacenW]

@@anthonyrios2311 I had no idea he also is Jonathan joestar

[@anthonyrios2311]

@@MacenW Well, Joseph

[@beanyboi2218]

1:19 when you forgot that you muted yourself but then suddenly remember

[@circlemaniac]

I laughed for like 2 minutes when i first saw this

[@pofromteletubbies1243]

It’s worse when you’ve been talking for so long and jus realized that

[@louistan3746]

Went u are pro gamer your father come

[@AlaaHbSam]

LITERALLY! You repeat the same tone lol

[@notagokugamer2903]

Right

[@Berd]

i loved this. moer please

[@oliverondick3805]

henlo

[@oliverondick3805]

you are vary funnnny

[@ssj4gogeta778]

Why did you reply to your own comment

[@FuriousGunnerKat]

@@ssj4gogeta778 😂🤣😂

[@gar3548]

yes

[@aegontargaryensixthofhisname]

0:47 Heihachi in Tekken 8

[@soulafrique7995]

The goat never die😂

[@protoluigi2047]

1:30 I love that you added the little detail of the fish since Tekken 3 was planning to have a playable fish, but was scrapped later on in development. Great work.

[@protoluigi2047]

@Ahmed Malaki Yeah, Harada was planning to put it as a playable character as a joke, but didn't because he didn't want to rip off customers.

[@protoluigi2047]

@Ahmed Malaki For me, I would rather know what it looked like.

[@dr.hugog.hackenbush9443]

But you *DO* get Gon, so...

[@Kunkyard]

I mean, didn't Yoshi ended up having a Fish Costume? So technically he kinda still made his dream of having a playable fish in game

[@Beessokoo1coo1]

@@protoluigi2047 bruh that’s sounds like The developers were tripping balls or something

[@Mshari-the-grey-warden]

1:30 oh my god that meow had me dying 😂😂

[@migocasty5515]

And the "no!..."

[@kingbagni6438]

King's meow is so cute

[@gogocube3924]

God yes same man!!!

[@underheart7]

Saaaame!

[@underheart7]

@@josephyoun19 just giraffe😂

[@mysteriousfleas]

King's meow takes this video to a new level.

[@teasage1642]

The world needs more Tekken content like this... PERIOD

[@patrickstar6458]

When he was hitting inputs for his first steps I was in tears

[@vvxblackwolfxvv4912]

Me too 🤣🤣

[@angrynerd4178]

I keep coming back

[@demonbread1728]

Op backdash

[@thyrlindberg9310]

I like how the cliff thing went from "I'm doing this to see if my son truly is the devil or not" to "it's family tradition, we have been doing baby cliff drops for 1,000 years."

[@croutoncrumbs26]

That's how it was originally, the "I want to see if the devil gene is in him" is a retcon to continue the plot

[@Azusashusband]

​@@croutoncrumbs26 and to humanize heihachi

[@theshuman100]

love the witch trial logic on display here.

[@_spooky_sandwitch_]

​@@Azusashusband Because of course we need to humanize Tekken Hitler

[@kolenka6444]

Heihachi: SIGH come on i'll make you a new one and that's the story of Reina

[@dice-.-]

So, kazuya and reina are siblings?😯

[@Laerei]

@@dice-.- Yes, they are. Heihachi has like 20 children. And also Lee who is his adopted son.

[@rabbitgamingpk9246]

​​@@Laereiwtf today ik how much childrens he have💀😭

[@gee_kaz]

I know Reina is also Heihachi’s child but also Kazumi? Or did she comes from a different mother? If she did where did Heihachi found all these devil coochies

[@xandermcdonald8543]

@@gee_kaz It’s most likely Reina is the result of Heihachi experimenting with combining his DNA with the devil gene, though her origin is never confirmed. She’s too young to be Kazumi’s kid, unless some cryosleep shenanigans were at work. Funnily enough she wouldn’t be the first Tekken character to be cryoslept (Nina and Anna were in I think 2) nor is she the first test tube baby (that’s Steve Fox, Nina’s kid during the aforementioned cryosleep). If I had to bet based on very little evidence, I’d say she’s Anna’s DNA mixed with Heihachi and the devil gene, just because Nina’s been getting way more spotlight in the last few games.

[@K1a4ektYT]

1:36 that wheeze had me 💀

[@nikitavaish]

🤣🤣🤣

[@carl5275]

😂😂😂

[@WifeMeUp]

😆😆😆

[@Carlos-np7du]

Same 😂

[@chopperman4788]

🤣🤣🤣 best part indeed

[@MattDeRac]

I did not expect that there’s a parody of Tekken, but we want more.

[@billvolk4236]

Not even a parody, that's what happened

[@3005desu]

Little baby kazuya learning how to korean backdash really warms my heart.

[@sherryfilms2504]

Weirdly enough, Jin is the only one with Mishima blood in him that hasn't been thrown off a cliff

[@andywangatshifhango4204]

Not yet anyway. We don't know what Kazuya's gonna do if he manages to get Jin's devil gene.

[@vesha6274]

Well...

[@mert2217]

he got thrown off a helicopter in tekken 3

[@tacitozetticci9308]

such a mama's boy

[@BevvRatBites]

​@@mert2217 Technological innovation at the cost of tradition.

[@DoctorLazers]

To be fair, an actual bear is probably the strongest fighter in a tournament full of humans.

[@FFKonoko]

Tekken contains a lot of non human fighters. The cyborg samurai with helicopter wrists, like 8 kinds of robot, literal angels and devils, lasers and bears and actual dinosaurs...

[@SoulFistGaming]

The juggling in tekken isn't just a game mechanic The humans in this world Actually swing hard enough to punch you off your feet and send you flying Check out some of the CGI tekken films Tekken characters are superhuman

[@dandygun7786]

“Panda?! Seriously?”

[@WaveOfDestiny]

They use ki to punch harder, paul could defeat the bear and heiachi can catch bullets with his teeth and survive big explosions. Also some attacks literally glow with aura and i don't think it's just a game mechanic

[@jalcomics]

@@FFKonoko yes Lasers make the toughest opponents

[@TrueUnderDawgGaming]

There are enough Easter-eggs in this video to keep me entertained for days...

[@inkredibill6352]

There really isn't.

[@skinfaceskinhands6514]

@@inkredibill6352 fell for it. you probably spent like thirty minutes looking through this clip for eggs.

[@elitheOG]

This is not a brutality, this is a fatality.

[@Litfus3]

You should make a video about it

[@VAFranky]

@@inkredibill6352 you don’t know how much it takes to entertain him for days so how can you say?

[@AxtonAponte]

1:19 honestly this just skyrocketed up to being one of my favorite gags of all time, now that I've seen it in true glory

[@stavkous4963]

He forgot to speak for a second

[@kaarD04]

0:47 Heihachi in the new Tekken 8 trailer

[@elianboto6128]

Heiachi :i Always Come back

[@c0dex306]

The confidence in that tiny meow 1:31 Love it

[@waleedshafqat6736]

1:36 That wheeze had me dead 😂

[@cckiller0053]

Me too XD

[@mistergio3683]

What's funnier is that his mouth wasn't moving when he wheezed.

[@cckiller0053]

Mister Gio Yeah even when Heihachi said, "Go ahead Kazuya."

[@farati.]

Lmao 🤣

[@Oreca2005]

@@cckiller0053 “finish me off”

[@williambenton9959]

When Kazumi was like "I needed that" I laughed given her backstory.

[@shaggy8574]

Elaborate

[@williambenton9959]

@@shaggy8574 she's from a family of assassins who deemed heihachi too ambitious to be left alive. Kazuya was to follow in her footsteps, or also be killed if he followed in his father's

[@ImmaLittlePip]

I also think it was a reference to transformers prime

[@linkfoxhay3361]

@@ImmaLittlePip a man of true culture

[@tfgenobatssasin1788]

@@ImmaLittlePip ah yes, the glorious Ratchet's war cry reference I NEEDED THATT

[@Dekomata]

This is probably the least toxic depiction fo heihachi and kazuya's relationship. Mainly because heihachi being proud of kazuya despite kazuya still having the drive to kill him.

[@melvinm.261]

Imagine if Kazuya and Heihachi were this wholesome in the games.

[@Zoroislostagaian]

Ha you should play tekken

[@BlackWolfy90]

The real Tekken cinematics are as ridiculous if not more ridiculous than this video.

[@slobertooth1358]

"Wholesome"

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

*Mrs. Mishima:* _Oh hey, Hihachi look! Baby Kazuya is taking his first steps._ *Baby Kazuya:* ⬅️↙️⬇️ ⬅️↙️⬇️ ⬇️ ⬅️↙️⬇️ ⬅️↙️⬇️

[@MasterSemaj]

It's not Tekken if you're not moving around with Parkinson's

[@aceDOZA]

ACKKSHULLLY ITS: ➡️⬇️↘️➡️

[@aaronalarcon4445]

He doin korean backdashes

[@donteo508]

Honestly that was the funniest shit

[@Littlefighter1911]

@@aaronalarcon4445 Yeah, but awful ones, he does down instead of back+down.

[@spiderofsparta785]

0:52 the only true love heihachi showed for kazuya

[@johannliebert2870]

And it's not even canon

[@CodeDemons]

As per tradition, whenever a new Tekken game releases. I must watch this video to remember why Kazuya is the way he is.

[@keepyourselfsafe4127]

“Oh heihachi look,kazuya is taking his first steps” Kazuya:

[@orion_meta1428]

Wavu Wavu

[@justchris.8720]

haha Kazuya go ➡⬅⬆⬇↗↘↙↖➡⬅↙↗↗➡↘↗↘⬅⬆↗↙⬇⬆⬆⬇

[@eqqx1108]

Kbd

[@lordyamcha5505]

DORYAH

[@regisiterer7071]

Dance dance revolution in a nutshell

[@shinygekkouga52]

If it weren’t for this video, I wouldn’t have known the TRUE significance of Kazuya throwing Smash chars off of a cliff, so thank you.

[@armoredman6941]

Yeah

[@starbitscg4563]

I recognized it was gonna be a Tekken character because of this lol

[@neojenshi4055]

KIRBY = MISHIMA 😳😳😳😳😳

[@gravityrushfan299]

Gay aganda

[@YaboiMatoi]

1:36 after so many replays this wheeze still destroys me every time lmao

[@johnwufky1634]

Go ahead kazuya ahhhhhhhhhweeehhehwh Finish me

[@underheart7]

I'm so gaaayyyyyyy

[@AymenZero]

well done kazuya you've made me proud.

[@miguelmartins5968]

@@johnwufky1634 to be true he spoken a Portuguese phrase he spoken "eu vou cair" that means "i gonna fall"

[@johnwufky1634]

@@miguelmartins5968 but I can't let go of that wheeze

[@RealMikeHollow]

Here after Heihachi climbed out lmao.

[@Bluehime]

"When I was but a WEE BABBY..." Whoever wrote this script is a pure genius

[@ttvchannel7679]

For some reason i wanna hear that sentence with a Russian accent

[@spminty8170]

samurai jack

[@J221.]

1K liker

[@Bluehime]

@@J221. Yay! I'm special! Lol

[@jimmyj6209]

That's a legit way to say it in England where Northerners sonetimes use it

[@darkswords147]

0:12 0:47 I like how Kazuya doesn't have his scar until he climbs back up the cliff that's a nice attention to detail.

[@jagger6474]

I lived b***

[@AutumnWoodham]

"I lived bitch" is pretty much the Mishima family motto. Seeya all in Tekken 8 when Heihachi turns out to be alive... again.

[@matthewbaang8749]

I'm sure if heihaichi has the gall to return in Tekken 8, I'm willing to bet it's gonna be some bs reason like "from the force of akuma and kazuya fighting he revived" or whatever.

[@GenericProtagonist118]

Either he's gonna be the same, scarred from the volcano, a demon, a ghost, or a cyborg.

[@AVI-lh6rm]

THEY SHOULDA FOUND A BIGGA CLIFFFFF

[@eonnexus]

My personal favorite theory is that he'll return as the Jack-8, and since "Hachi" is 8 in Japanese, "Heihachi" would lend itself to a noice lil name pun in "Jack-Hachi". XD

[@GenericProtagonist118]

@@eonnexus Huh... So the idea would be he'd return as the thing that "killed" him the first time? Now I'm imagining a scene of a Jack unit being activated with Heihachi's hair, face, and build with the line reading: _"Heihachi Mishima..._ _lives again."_

[@Cynidecia]

It's hillarious how he's not even mad at his son and proud of him for literally throwing him into a volcano.

[@antonyalberto123]

Bueno Heihachi lo lanzo primero

[@antonyalberto123]

Nuevo sub 😎

[@DeathInTheSnow]

0:44 I love how much Heihachi begrudges having to make a new baby with Kazumi.

[@Deadwolf27]

It's like a 9 month wait just to get the damn baby and then you gotta wait to see if he's worthy and capable of surviving the cliff. It's not like Heihachi just has a bunch of ki- *Sees Jin, Lars and probably like 3 other people I'm forgetting.*

[@Anthony-xv2eu]

@@Deadwolf27 Jin is Heihachi's grandson lol.

[@max4thewin556]

Omni man vibes😂

[@luanvictor7636]

And then Reina happened

[@DimitriPendleton]

Tekken is a wholesome tale about a father tossing his son off a cliff so he can get stronger. His son gets out that cliff but becomes the host of the devil himself. So the son trains, collects sneakers and enters his father's tournament where he proves himself in battle and lovely tosses his father off the same cliff. The son would become his father, except keeping his hair, and sits upon the chair of the Mishima Zaibatsu, a corporation entity that gives Shadaloo a run for their money. The next tournament, his father returns and was hungry for fight so he went to challenge his son again out of pride and revenge for taking over his company. Over the years during his time as head, he experimented on animals and banged this nature activist on a one night stand. The father and his son has had many disputes over who gets to toss who. But the son bares a son that the father trains as his grandson. He trains him until he finds out his grandson is a edgy demon lord who is being pursued by a chinese girl who wants his demon seed. Then the grandfather rises from the cliff and got MEATY. Prior to him being tossed off a cliff, he was crushed by his father by a huge ass rock to prove to him how strong he is. His intense hatred for his son throwing off a cliff caused him to become so angry that he'll toss his sons son and then other son. The grandson who invokes the powers of his father's hairline and great meaty grandpa fight to the death and the grandson becomes his dad but emo, taking his place as head of the Zaibatsu. The moral of the story is that family is all about commitment and love with one another, even if your father had a affair with a Swedish lady and had a son whose your half-brother. Or if he adopted a white haired pretty boy to spite you. In the end, the Mishima hairline is sacred... even if he kills your mother and loved ones to kill you and toss you off a cliff. Tekken, a family of men throwing each other off cliffs.

[@ThiccestBoi]

Dis man spittin dem fax

[@cajs100]

She was Swedish not German

[@nicholasharvey5628]

Thx 4 dah explanation, u a good duud

[@blaacksugar7714]

I wonder what would happen if a Mishima had a daughter...

[@vruuumvruumm1355]

Every game one relative of this difunctional family appears

[@MsDarkz123]

These "strongest" fighters look a lot like run-offs from the local zoo. -Incineroar: *meow*

[@kylewood4488-b9r]

HEY! Don't disrespect King like that!!! He is a dope badass wrestler that loves to powerbomb everyone. I mained him in Tekken 3 and 4.

[@HarmonyBunny]

Sakurai: N-No...

[@mystery8820]

Please tell me they are not gonna make Incineroar a base for a King Spirit battle. If they do…

[@MsDarkz123]

@@kylewood4488-b9r I'm not disrespecting him just making the joke with the more similar character in Smash hahaha.

[@kylewood4488-b9r]

@@MsDarkz123 Actually now that you mentioned it. I can actually see Incineroar being Kings spirit event or perhaps give him super armor for Armored King.

[@veiserexab1428]

Heihachi explaining father-son throwing off the cliff, Kazuya's inner monologue, King's meow, and Heihachi screams like Jarek is what always gets me

[@CircleToonsHD]

INSTA CLICK

[@baltoendocrine9783]

Same!

[@tpastudios8681]

Same here

[@editoralabama9816]

Now you must prove yourself

[@fiddlediddleriddle]

Oh hello there Circle

[@GrandKaiserOfKrieg]

same to your vid

[@TheHuskyK9]

Problem: *e x i s t s* Heihachi: “Welp, off the cliff you go!”

[@nope8222]

kazuya: *lived* heihachi: *task failed succesfully*

[@homiixide]

Dada?

[@kamikaze4172]

I think you mean "child", what the fuck you callin' Kazuya a problem for?

[@TheHuskyK9]

@@kamikaze4172 No, you onion, it's a joke about *any* problem that Heihachi encounters

[@kamikaze4172]

@@TheHuskyK9 I will admit, I'm quite stealthy. It also isn't just Heihachi's method. The whole family tried to throw each out into dangerous situations. Lately for entertainment

[@Sunny_d_z]

1:36 that is literally how I laugh

[@BOmb78900]

Trust me I sound like a dehydrated demon when I laugh

[@D.T.W.]

Mom told me I wheeze like a dog

[@wasabi5338]

Geriatric Jinpachi being hurled off a cliff kills me everytime.

[@Sizdothyx]

Surprisingly heartwarming. Like the lava that Heihachi fell into.

[@Vandarte_translator]

xFDD

[@Melkac]

The audacity of Jinpachi to ask WHYYYY when heihachi threw him off the cliff 💀💀

[@ketorthektorto5895]

0:58 he wasn't gonna sugarcoat it

[@vivsenthevivsen9368]

1:31 *Meow*

[@sethkrueger5472]

Nooo

[@vivsenthevivsen9368]

@@sethkrueger5472 *M E O W E S H*

[@robertcagatin3690]

LMAO

[@Mshari-the-grey-warden]

Soooo cute!!!

[@ArthurPRW]

NO

[@mharrtj6350]

Bro, a Tekken quality parody, like pure quality. I never thought anything like that would even exist. Dude the animation of kazuya,s face at 1:40 is so sick and the music... Bro, I'm sold. Waiting for more of these.

[@NamComSNK]

That time Heihachi just threw one of his sons into Sweden and he came back a soldier

[@Deadwolf27]

Was that Lars?

[@jds0798]

@@Deadwolf27 yep

[@hypa9995]

who's here after heihachi coming back in tekken 8

[@elianboto6128]

Me

[@Digildon]

1:19 ʰᵃ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ˡᵘᶜᵏ ᶦ ᵐᵉᵃⁿ HA GOOD LUCK!

[@heinrichze-france4089]

Sad thing is that this could possibly be the most wholesome yet lore accurate version of tekken, which can say a lot about how messed up the Mishima family is.

[@philithegamer8265]

Minus Mr. Cliff Thrower being happy about his son being alive. He hates the Devil Gene so much.

[@YuuyaKZMI]

@@philithegamer8265 Well, Kazumi was also dead before Kazuya was thrown off. It's a somewhat parody alternate universe of what happened, Heihachi testing Kazuya for skill rather than the Devil Gene.

[@pinkiemiku7700]

Heihachi: Now you must prove yourself with a real challenge! Kazuya: Dada? Heihachi: *throws Kazuya to two big white hands*

[@marcuscalixte4392]

Kazumi: W-why did you throw our baby into Super Smash Bros.??? *I needed thaaaaaat…* 😭

[@pinkiemiku7700]

@@marcuscalixte4392 LMAO

[@YuuyaKZMI]

@@marcuscalixte4392 Heihachi: "A true Mishima should be able to survive a fighting game crossover. My father did it to me, his father did it to him, *then I did it to my father-"* "Siigh.. but it looks like Kazuya wasn't up to it. Come on, I'll make you a new one- HM-HMMM?!" Kazuya: *having tossed Ganondorf off* "I lived, bitch."

[@carbodude5414]

My favourite part about this is that its actually accurate that Kazuya loved his grandfather

[@96dav]

1:31 I can't stop listening it King : *meow*

[@grimwukong56]

Same dude, that shit is funny

[@dragontheking4196]

1:31

[@_Relinquished]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@zidex7325]

0:45 this moment was gold 😂

[@M7MDPRO]

I'll make you a new one 😂😂

[@Taifan_726.]

01:31

[@dimbrightman]

Mmhm-HMMMMMM?!!

[@imdepressed3220]

@@dimbrightman l lived bitch

[@Crispy_pata]

Yeah

[@denizycl]

0:10 always making me laugh lmao

[@Candle_Calmness]

You oughta be grossed out

[@niche8137]

*"That's impressive."* *literally just commanded in circles*

[@lofihighdef]

What's the song a?

[@FLOKCO.]

He packing tho

[@Grassphobic]

Accurate af

[@Kykai3212]

0:58 i like how baby kazuya's face changed from wholesome to Revenge

[@GenericMystics]

1:19 I laughed way too hard at this joke.

[@metj6885]

I was wondering if anyone else caught him thinking his response to kazuva mental rambling

[@GenericMystics]

@@metj6885 He breaks character a bit too which makes it more funny.

[@cheeseboi4217]

i honestly didn’t realize it was gianni until he said “i mean” which probably shows us how good he is

[@Stryfe52]

@@cheeseboi4217 this was Gianni? Cool, lol!

[@kevinnezukojk8870]

IKR! He just said it Twice. LOL! XD 😆😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@SprangoTheGoofyGoob]

This aged well

[@MatthewDiLeva]

And then he came into Smash.

[@hwanniggles187]

How? This shit wouldnt age at all considering its a main Tekken thing, not some hint to Smash

[@DragonGod24]

@@hwanniggles187 Its a joke I think lol

[@goaway5152]

@@hwanniggles187 Wow. People must really not like you.

[@omarhassan2954]

1:19 Everyone talking about how heihachi was on mute, but nobody realized how come he knew what Kazuya was thinking and came up with a perfect response.

[@frostyfudge1662]

Same party

[@alexisislas-gonzalez5991]

Also The fact he broke character when he said “I mean”

[@saladplain-css]

1:41 IS THAT THE JAREK SCREAM

[@rbach2]

1:00 Paul's hair absolutely destroyed me!

[@Scarlet4119]

LOL I thought it was wood

[@roberte.o.speedwagon6928]

It’s Polnareff from JoJo

[@billyrayasi854]

@@roberte.o.speedwagon6928 speed wagowwn

[@murtymcfly]

@@billyrayasi854 silver chariot you sili sasij

[@GreenEyedPsycho]

Robert E.O. Speedwagon Paulnareff