Speedrunning getting Chesscom Account Banned

Forget about it? Jake?!!!
But it’s Chinatown !
-Jon Houston

[@wakalabe]

when your opponents pieces are attacking your king you must move such that your king is no longer under attack

[@chesswithjokes]

I think all constructive criticism is welcome and I’ll try to be more proactive with king moves as opposed to reactive. In my defense I have to play to some degree knowing what my opponents moves will be - a torch ai top 3 move - and I’m still trying to combat it with unorthodox tactics like I used to beat Stockfish level 6 (very aggressive uncompromising and very human)

[@tristandell]

i farted and it smelled a bit sus what should i do

[@H4nnezB4nnez]

ask your friends and family if your farts smells weird to them too

[@chesswithjokes]

write a Shakespearean sonnet about the smell while shaving your head and learning a language while playing a Fide master in chess and then read 1,000 comments about how you are delusional for thinking you can smell a fart.

[@TedsWorld101]

Did they miss mate in 1 6:27 ? Qh7?

[@chesswithjokes]

Fun fact- if any modern browser-based engine you play on purpose or because of restrictions your opponent will often prolong mate as long as there is a sustained unstoppable mate threat. Tell chesscom to hire me!

[@TedsWorld101]

That’s a great possible fact, but I don’t understand why that move Qh7 wasn’t played. It was a forced mate in 1. There was nothing you could do to stop it.

[@chesswithjokes]

To put it in human terms it was trolling me. In coding, it’s 50% that it’s coded to troll especially at 70-80% strength like I’m getting on all new accounts- or new with the same IP. 50% it plays random moves that don’t lose (mainly or exclusively tabelebase)

[@chesswithjokes]

I don’t understand this if it’s a joke but it’s also important for comprehension that I’m supposed to think my opponents are human. What is I’m this video IS chesscom anti-cheating. So, according to chesscom that was your average 1100 player taking a few seconds from their infinite time to troll as most 1100 players don’t require time to do. aI is too good

[@chesswithjokes]

I missed both jokes in the comments section and there were only two. I assume there have been times I didn’t see an en prose capture or uncovered check but probably not in a year

[@feathers7060]

Are you aware you've lost touch with reality? And I see the extent you hide behind this being satire. It's time to touch the ground again.

[@chesswithjokes]

I have an open challenge to anyone in the world to beat me x10 for $1k. gl