Spider-Man 3 - All QTE Fails, & Some Bonuses

[@dearsaltykid693]

16:17 “I’m Spider-Man” *FALLS FACE FIRST ONTO THE FLOOR AND MUSIC STOPS IMMEDIATELY*

[@rewrite4618]

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[@walleyworld4362]

Dear Salty Kid, I just imagined a guy walking down the side wall and just witnessed Spider-Man die 😂😂 “ welp you don’t see that every day”

[@pancake1702]

16:16

[@gyrozeppeli3715]

I derman

[@therakeplayerdoggo1673]

16:16*

[@GriffRP99]

1:17 "my back, oh my back"

[@SynsaySama]

How is he still alive?

[@jamall7003]

Heheh

[@slobertooth1358]

Baned his ass

[@jayy6837]

Ik that hurt even i was like damn he just killed him, then he started moving i was like wtf

[@DrGandW]

Flexible as hell

[@theEmchk]

1:39I just love how they used his default pose (A pose) to look like he’s dead from being slammed

[@CaptainSamG]

This was an absolute nightmare to make.

[@nightmaregamez7559]

lol the last one was hilarious

[@nightmaregamez7559]

did you know that if you play spider man shattered dimensions, you unlock those costumes in edge of time

[@CaptainSamG]

I found that out, but unfortunately the only copy of Edge of Time I could find, was on a different platform to my copy of Shattered Dimensions..

[@QuickTimeFailure]

I know the feeling dude. God do I know that feeling.

[@wotan.mp44]

I came here just because of Game Grumps.

[@Red-Mercenary]

2:58 Well that was fun

[@atlasguytinyproductions55]

Yes it was... Said osborn

[@dellingerthefightingfish5213]

FK U Harry

[@dragongempeltus0122]

*dies*

[@dn22pkkdd476]

"....Who's for Chinese?"

[@greasyfries5632]

555 likes

[@STBill]

15:57 My sides!!!

[@spect80r]

Has the same vibe as the GGX eyetracker speech

[@_GhostMiner]

*_0:20_**_ the best game fail ever_*

[@louisred2312]

yeah😂

[@sammayo473]

"I'm going to die"

[@teamfederation]

First time i saw that while playing the game i burst out laughing

[@nexusenforcer]

Her eyes bulging out like an octopus

[@MaxiemumKarnage]

0:34 and 6:15 are up there

[@neonbunnies9596]

3:00 I love how nonchalantly Harry is after throwing dropping Spider-Man and seeing him fall like a stone and how the taxis stop for a bit and just continue on their day like a teenager didn't just fall from the sky and probably have severe injuries

[@vlbxrto_187]

It’s New York happens every day

[@mariorox81]

"Well, that was fun" just completes the moment.

[@DB87_Official]

My back Oh My back

[@bronykingamethystrain5676]

"Well, that was fun."

[@Ihashappiness]

10:35 "get ready for the waterworks Sandman!" *proceeds to cry* X'D

[@BenchJebar]

You mean 10:32

[@giovanninieves3842]

No it's 10:31

[@aetherlynx]

4:42 guess what fellas, the shifts over. time to punch out. *_immediately dies seconds later_*

[@aivalera]

14:41 the way his board peaced out is so freaking hilarious.

[@azazel166]

"I'm going to die" *Dies* Thank you Captain Obvious.

[@DeadpoolGames19]

But hilarious

[@Gigawood]

Spider-man’s wordless *CRUNCH* on the ground seals it.

[@justsomecanadian9877]

6:17 probably my favorite one out of all of these

[@keybladegames_real]

doesn't top 0:18 tho

[@arsonlover2616]

mmm yes...

[@viniciusmiranda762]

1:19 That's a broken spine right there.

[@SomeWeirdDudeIsBad]

Vinicius Miranda you even heard cracks >.

[@jamall7003]

Oof

[@abacaxidasorte2377]

P

[@SlasherDex]

"THE SPIDER IS BROKEN"

[@LirfYT]

*crack*

[@Epicosity780]

God the speed at which Spidey flops onto the ground is fucking amazing.

[@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit]

Spiderflop Spiderflop Hits the ground like a water drop With the reaction time Of a wall Like humpty dumpty he'll have a great fall Look out! Here comes the Spiderflop

[@sonicboy678]

@@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit I don't think I was supposed to laugh nearly as hard as I did.

[@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit]

@@sonicboy678 :)

[@user-pq3lj6fm6n]

2:32 such a raw, emotional performance.

[@who-ny5oe]

The best performance I ever seen

[@MaxiemumKarnage]

Ironically enough James Franco went on to play Tommy Wieseau

[@RGustavo_32]

wtf are they doing

[@TennisBallyes]

Why is Peter humping Harry tho

[@Mettyunuabona_]

the extremely incompetent spiderman

[@mroffice8166]

Ehimetalor Akhere Unuabona Cuz he had a bad day

[@Yatsura2]

does whatever a spider cant

[@pixeldemon6173]

10:46 he just got stuck in the air, go get him, spidey!

[@burstdragon3233]

Also known as: Spider-Man has the shittiest day ever.

[@Agente13840]

clearly the average tuesday with these writers..

[@doctorecto4048]

3:44 this had me laughing for like 3 minutes

[@mr.turtlesaysno]

Bruh I almost suffocated cuz my wheeze just wouldn't end🤣🤣🤣 it went for so long my weeze went silent but like I was still weezing u know? Holy shit thank you for point this part out

[@findecks]

spiderman has an existential crisis then freaking dies

[@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit]

Y X Y X **EXPLODES**

[@aryan7767]

The way nothing happens and helicopter falls at a constant speed and sound and then suddenly explodes is so funny

[@c0zmozys]

THE WAY THE CAMERA FLIPS

[@Achillez098]

14:58 I failed this part way too many times, the PTSD is real...

[@navonmyhand7999]

I like how at 10:24 Sandman lands first and then Spider-Man unlike the other fails on the train rails because he was falling first. Creative way to reuse the same two animations for half a dozen fail outcomes.

[@Naruku2121]

So this is what happens if Spidey has no Spider-Sense

[@supersaiyanjalil]

Naruku2121 haha nice one

[@naingmon]

Sherief Woodard Nah, he had Spider-Sense, it was just more subtle than usual, for the most part - Civil War in particular shows it off more than once without any sound effects, so it’s hard to pick up on first time around. It only started failing at the beginning of FFH, though in end it got a massive boost, letting him dodge automatic gunfire from invisible drones in an enclosed corridor.

[@mercury2751]

TheBatmeme368 hey guess what, no one asked.

[@naingmon]

@@mercury2751 Been a year, but I'm pretty sure someone did, actually - they just deleted their comment. You can see the name of the person I was replying to at the start of my comment.

[@mercury2751]

TheBatmeme368 Actually, you’re right about that . I was having a bad day so my apologies

[@rafzur1854]

10:30 "Get ready for the water work Sand Man!" **prays to Allah**

[@RedRare]

Rafzur1 after this I'm going to die

[@anggaranggasa8167]

Rafzur1 are you muslim?

[@sardarkang]

I can't stop laughing I'm so glad I found this

[@God_gundam36]

Ha fucking hell my sides

[@Cipher_556]

Relatable for all the muslims here especially me lmao

[@defactoboomer8275]

8:48 had me dying!!!

[@vitthor]

Yaaaa

[@RoastedPheasant]

It may be a shit game... but you gotta admit. Most game devs wouldn't take the time to add in a separate qte fail state for EVERY qte. You gotta respect it.

[@ethanedwards3357]

Roasted Pheasant I like it.

[@shadowv6794]

Roasted Pheasant Nah It is not a bad game.

[@Dalton4D]

Roasted Pheasant that's what makes it sad

[@spiddyman0079]

its not a shit game tho so shut the fuck up

[@Kuzamer]

spiddyman007 It's not very good, tho...

[@blazingguns7701]

I love how some of the failed qte's for the bosses actually depict a more realistic scenario of what would happen to Spider-Man if he tried some of his tricks, Like sandman countering an obviously choreographed punch, blocking him with a shield, or knocking him out when he saw him jump from the train. Also Kraven easily punishing him with a knife for trying to web pull him when he had the knife at the ready, and Kingpin throwing Spider-Man off when he tried to jump on him.

[@MaxiemumKarnage]

And then some of them are just Looney Tunes-tier comedy like fucking 0:32 and 6:15

[@penguinsrockrgr8yt216]

@@MaxiemumKarnage 0:53 better than 0:32

[@RGustavo_32]

​@@MaxiemumKarnagefucking

[@halfdemonics]

9:04, someone's been playing to much street fighter

[@lVlasterjuice]

Shoryuken on wakeup? IT CANT LOSE!

[@GibsterBoy5]

0:23 is the best, who agrees?

[@arieson7715]

First time i ever agreed with a brony.

[@waleed03231]

XDDDDD

[@generalsubs1359]

Me

[@jayangelic]

*B O O M*

[@hooleesheeet]

This should be meme XD

[@xidiocyx9749]

1:17 theres 0 chance he got up from that

[@painovoimaton]

Spiders are invertebrates, he's fine

[@grivor_drastia156]

Wonderful back massage

[@UhCold]

My back died from just watching

[@Polomance862]

Spiderman flops into a pole mid-swing: DEATH Spiderman gets spine snapped by a lizardman: I'm okay, walk it off.

[@MaxiemumKarnage]

POV: you accidentally dodged too close to a fat thug in Insomniac Spider-Man

[@hexospikez741]

You gotta love how Spidey just collapses on his face and doesn't move after that. I laughed.

[@jamall7003]

Nathan Graham he's the big dead

[@hexospikez741]

@@jamall7003 *I ' M G O I N G T O D I E!*

[@REALwoombath]

Damn, the comedic timing on 8:58 one.

[@MrDEdits]

3:01 *body falls from 50 feet and lands on the street* *car moves along like nothing happened*

[@nonptat]

Get off the road pal, I'm driving here

[@Captain_Jay_T]

Just another day in New York.

[@DrikTrajado]

"Well,that was fun."

[@morosforhire4544]

That guy was smart: they saw superhero shit going and they wanted nothing to do with it

[@derg_lol]

MrD 2001 normal day I New York, I assume you haven’t lived here. Body’s fallin all day

[@sallyragdoll1993]

0:24 I’m going to die lmao 😂

[@thatoneplayer3151]

0:23 I'm dead

[@drunkenrampage1588]

So is the woman.

[@owenhale8936]

There's literally three layers of hilarity. Spiderman falling on his face, "I'm going to die," and smash cut to explosion.

[@fred24097]

Owen Hale It's actually 4, the aforementioned ones, and the lady's face

[@ehwhateva4898]

*DrunkenRampage* And Spider-Man

[@scenekween666]

one of the funniest quick time fails, i'm crying

[@MobCrusher]

0:19 Woman: HELP, PLEASE, SOMEONE!!! *Spidey tries saving her but falls flat to the ground* Woman: I’m going to die *Building explodes* And that was Spider-Man 3 everybody 😂

[@scottghost6274]

@McCloud Gordon does she blink?

[@RSG_TheMonster]

@McCloud Gordon Bully Maguire put some dirt into them

[@witherrick6856]

9:13 Spiderman: *I dont feel soo gud* Train: *B E G O N E T H O T*

[@SirJenti]

The fact that they took the time to animate almost every fail and that they add sound to it makes it even better

[@kelvincha5492]

10:31 Get ready for the waterworks , Sandman! *intense self-suck*

[@Laenthor]

He's charging it up :)

[@SlaughterOW]

spidey throwing dat azz back

[@DrGandW]

9:05 He got fukin Shoryuken'd

[@mightypapyrus9847]

What Power Comes Great Responsibility And Who Am I? I'm Spider-Man **Jumps** **Falls On Floor**

[@hydraloonie3840]

I’m going to die

[@jeffjorgeluamba9250]

*BOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM*

[@Spiral-Mark]

That would be all of us if we were Spidermen/Spiderwomen X'D

[@Spiral-Mark]

@Pup DaNi Let alone trying to grab it in time, still want them though.

[@rosaria6363]

1:19 I clearly heard the sound of his bones breaking. A bit disturbing, I must say 😂

[@davyberson90]

1:50 made me laugh the hardest

[@basedbattledroid3507]

*"GET READY FOR THE WATERWORKS SANDMAN!"* ....................................... (Leaves) (Cries)

[@MrElmo54321]

“Any minute now!!”

[@Idkwhatiam]

*MISSION FAILED* Sandman got away *Peter dont gives a single crap to pipe as well*

[@Princeps32]

i love how he pancakes like a looney tune when he falls onto the floor

[@viniciusmiranda762]

I just realized, there is a unreasonable amount of QuickTime events in this game.

[@theultimatefrozenfan]

That's why the PS2 version is better.

[@MaxiemumKarnage]

@@theultimatefrozenfan You mean GBA

[@theultimatefrozenfan]

@@MaxiemumKarnage no I never even played the GBA version because by that time it was obsolete and I was only playing on console. I never got JUST a gameboy game of a licensed game because the GameBoy version was a simpler more dumbed down version of the console version. So, I'd either just get the console version or both versions. If it was a GameBoy only game obviously I'd get the GameBoy version.

[@dominikamimari427]

10:06 was my favorite Spiderman: hey, let's spin around!! Sandman: nope!!!!

[@PhantoMace2012]

2:58 *Well that was fun* ...Dies ... car drives away

[@dylanzlol7293]

Gmod style of comedy

[@classysansy]

3:49 is the greatest qte fail ever tho 😅

[@user-zw3yd4ni8g]

nahhhhh 0:19 is

[@anonymousunfiltered]

I like how he stands up and let's go right before the helicopter exploded

[@marvelspider99]

the game should have been called spiderman 3 rise of qte

[@lucaspires6286]

lol

[@Mudkipz-sf7ud]

"I'm going to die!" Best voice acting ever...

[@dhwwiiexpert]

Almost every failure involves “How do I shot web?”

[@MaxiemumKarnage]

0:32 * looks at wrist * bruh

[@constructivecriticism2568]

Few things in life are as amusing as failing a Spider-Man QTE.

[@atlasguytinyproductions55]

16:00 nice joke I see what's going on

[@kuuga3104]

Andres Matallana Bruh flew off like a jetpack using all its power in one boost, and plopped on the ground like a sack of flour.

[@atlasguytinyproductions55]

yea lel

[@tangomangle9161]

All people be like : 😑

[@JPTHEJESTER]

0:20 - 0:27 Woman:"Help please someone." *spider man jumps and falls face first* Woman:"I'm going to die." *BOOM*

[@nicegoatdoctor8224]

Yes. We know. We have eyes. Thank you so much for stating the obvious.

[@DrBachur]

1:18 "This is even more painful than it looks."

[@Fonch117]

I love how in Spider-man 2 when you dive off of buildings and crash into the ground the guy always lands on his knee caps with a cracking noise. Laughably too painful for words.

[@theultimatefrozenfan]

I love that too!

[@mrmactonight1723]

3:49

[@elijah02]

**taps the ground** *BOOOOOMM*

[@mid5503]

Road roller

[@silentsmelancholy]

@@mid5503 MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA m u d a !

[@acesamm]

What the hay happened with that camera?

[@kentaursheppard7572]

im going to die

[@kerald7469]

(EXPLOSION)

[@kerald7469]

(RACIST)

[@justanotheraltaccount7821]

SmythProductions You writing a script for your autobiography?

[@Idkwhatiam]

If you dont press x you have 30 seconds to live

[@screamsinrussian5773]

@@justanotheraltaccount7821 based autobiography

[@bella-mariehartigan5891]

0:23 EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP

[@DylanA1S]

0:21 il save you *Flops Into Fire* lol that is do funny

[@Isaac-5672]

"I'm going to die..."

[@MromCknz]

"No problem !"

[@basketbomberslackingson4417]

I find it funny how half of these can basically be summed up as “if the villains were the ones doing the QTEs and they succeeded” Aka half of these ain’t even spidey’s fault, the villains just deny his attack.

[@dartfeld44]

me, as a superhero

[@QuickTimeFailure]

0:33 How do I shot web

[@atlasguytinyproductions55]

QuickTimeFailure why haven't we talked to you and u youtuber and u also do fails and i like yo channel

[@Idkwhatiam]

The buttons on profile pic is your controler press something and you will shoot webs

[@Empare1]

16:18 - 16:26 had me dying

[@powercouch1845]

that ending was just perfect dude

[@CaptainSamG]

hey thanks!

[@joe6go]

When your spidersense machine broke Unacceptable, have a rotten day.

[@zakapholiac9377]

Doctor: “Your spine surgery was a success” Me: “I don’t have health insurance” Doctor: 1:19

[@Spell-jy9xs]

this was quite the core workout from the amount of times I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe

[@soapywatermc]

15:50 UMMMM ANYONE ORDER SPIDER ON A STICK

[@At-px6rm]

Ewwww nobody wants to eat that

[@justagundam]

I love how Mega Lizard just walks off after you fail the last QTE.

[@GJKonop]

Lmao, I always used to fail on all of them just to see what they were. I also somehow thought in my little kid mind that him failing makes it more "realistic"

[@ajwsings]

10:32 - 10:53 looks just wrong

[@OperationDEEZ]

*GET READY FOR THE WATERWORKS, SANDMAN!*

[@LAZYNOOB-jf1oq]

You want soap with that?

[@Starnana]

It even managed to scare Sandman off.

[@dommer4killdx834]

00:00 - 17:01 looks just wrong too

[@Idkwhatiam]

10:46 Sandman: f*ck this sh*t im outa here

[@Oecobius33]

It honestly makes Spidey a more impressive hero if all it takes is one punch to totally wreck him. If you're that fragile and you're running around fighting criminals, you must be one ballsy guy.

[@alexdie1161]

In fact, video games never reflect the reality of Spiderman's abilities, he is super resistant in comics, he can withstand a lot of things, blows, burns, torture, electrification, beatings, etc.

[@alexdie1161]

Nor do they reflect his real strength Spiderman is capable of killing his enemies with a single blow, he was able to lift the bugle, tanks, cars, and well in games he can barely carry one

[@noahcabrera5599]

0:34 spider man lost his powers again

[@CsubAzUrmedve]

My favorite parts are when Spider-Man just falls flat on his face suddenly, even from such a low height that it shouldn't even hurt him. He is so squishy that he dies instantly.

[@AzureGreatheart]

"Get ready for the waterworks, Sandman." **Attempts to cry him to death**

[@theuhh814]

00:23 SPLAT

[@Yaboingus]

If spiderman eas like real life 0:23

[@Aflay1]

*I ‘ M G O I N G T O D I E*

[@MobCrusher]

Aflay 0:26

[@spyrosvk8395]

16:26,Rip Spider man 2002-2007,maybe this is the reason why tobey Maguire didn't want to be in spider man 4 D;,Fixed too 2002 cus its the same actor XD

[@sircloutxc]

This game is such a gem in the every good and bad way 😂

[@dylsterx8415]

When Spider-Man looks at his web singers when they don't work Spider-Man: what in webbination

[@jakebarnes8404]

0:34

[@rofthebg7852]

1:50 Top 10 Anime Embarassments

[@ramsisdecuir]

Thanks for sharing this video,I loved that fire part with the scared woman😅😅😅.

[@CaptainSamG]

Hey you're welcome, after searching for all the QTE fails so many times and not finding them I figured I might as well make the video myself

[@MinecraftJimmy7951]

7:23 to 7:33. I love his scream it’s hilarious.

[@super.hero.landing]

Also @ 8:35

[@BuckBewENOfficial]

The "I'm going to die" and sudden boom get me every time

[@PokemonUniverseFreak]

“Please? Someone?” xFalls onto the groundx “I’m going to die” x EXPLODES x I DIED 😂😂

[@leewiz8092]

A lot of the QTE's feel like some kind of shitpost and I love them.

[@kurco1]

2:33 had me on edge it was so intense

[@user-qp5yu1zq1m]

The fact half these don't kill you makes it a little more funny

[@cameronwiley9412]

16:24 Hehehehe. I Love it. The Face Plant has been my favorite thing about these.

[@Mandrilled]

0:25 If I were a rich man...

[@wthrz]

16:16 Jesus christ, Parker! We knew you were spiderman, but we didn't know you were suicidal..

[@brunomatassini9879]

3:36 Spider-Man PS4????

[@traveler7984]

Bruno Matassini Just realized

[@RanDoofus]

6 more days!

[@Dcfan200]

@McCloud Gordon Nah, not really...

[@christaylor7916]

@@Dcfan200 except he's right. lol

[@Dcfan200]

@@christaylor7916 How so?

[@balrogdahomie]

1:50 was so funny to me

[@FilmGrain]

same

[@AeroShifters]

11:39 and 15:32 are just brutal

[@miguelhuck5831]

11:42 15:35*

[@datalysjr3339]

15:50

[@OnoncioOrcio]

Lmaoooo

[@roosrebellion7749]

15:58 The 2nd funniest death scene.

[@dylanzlol7293]

What about 3:44

[@seansgamingchannel4639]

9:43 they used that same thud sound for the body fall in the ps2 SOCOM games

[@lucahenkehenke9231]

16:28 Another Happy landing

[@lucaspires6286]

10:55 hilarius Double death

[@BaconLet]

1:15 underrated