Spider-Man 3 - Every Spider-Man Movie Reviewed & Ranked

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[@sinceresarcasm4877]

“Everybody knows Peter Parker is Spider-Man. Peter Parker doesn’t know that everybody knows he is Spider-Man.” Hahaha

[@xizor1d]

😂 That was hilarious.

[@Spidey7747]

You'll get the rent when you FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!!!!!!! 😠😡

[@mattbell1907]

You'll get the rent when you FIX THIS DAMN OUTRO!!!!!!😠😡

[@henreebee6561]

. He’s a... good boy. He must be in some kind of trouble...

[@barrydingall]

I love the scene where Eddie Brock and George Stacy are standing there on the street watching Gwen hang hundreds of feet off the ground, about to fall to her death. Spider-Man hasn't arrived yet. George says "is that Gwen?" and then Eddie walks up with a camera and says, "I'm kinda dating your daughter" and then George sits there staring up at his daughter without any hint of emotion about whats happening. And Eddie just sits there taking pictures while his girlfriend is about to die. That sums up the tone of the movie.

[@WILDHAIR666]

After having a shit day I came home and saw this hilarious video was uploaded and instantly felt better, thanks Kinda Funny

[@Danne1886]

I remember watching this movie in theaters. There is a part where Harry throws a bomb at Sandman, and he makes a confused grunt followed by complete silence before it explodes. In that brief pause, my friend chuckled and mocked the grunt loud enough for the entire packed theater to hear. Everyone laughed their ass off, and that was the only redeeming moment of what was easily the most disappointing movie experience of my life.

[@KMKast]

One thing you can say about Spider-man 3 - it aint boring. If you're gonna make a bad movie, make it as baffling and as appallingly entertaining as Spider-man 3.This movie is awful but in the BEST possible way. Most "bad" superhero movies are just boring. Not this one.

[@ThePonderer]

I used to enjoy this movie is a dumb fun kind of way, and I think it’s a movie that’s genuinely *trying* some smart and heartfelt stuff with its story, and the Sandman Birth scene is masterful, but on my most recent viewing the awful awful AWFUL pacing and structure ruined it for me. The movie is half over before Peter puts on the black suit for *the first time.* It does a remarkably poor job juggling its plot elements. It’s insane. Suicide Squad is still worse though.

[@zackwoodd4606]

Spiderman 3 really is not a bad movie at all. Worst in the trilogy and has some bad writing but it could be way worse. It just has a bad reputation because it wasn't what people were expecting and in recent years it's been gaining a following because people are starting to realise that. These guys make it sound horrible but they prefer the stupid goody ass MCU Spiderman movies and act like they're so much better when they're not lol. The story elements of the trilogy just go over their heads

[@JIPunisherIL]

So Nick liked Sandman but he hated Doc Ock?

[@Keverything99]

yes cause people have opinions

[@JIPunisherIL]

Whoa, no shit! I'm talking about the fact that their motivation is on the same level, however, he shat on it last week and this week he praises it.

[@CheefChaos]

@@JIPunisherIL we can agree to disagree: motivation is not on the same level, Doc went nuts because of technology explicitly. Yeah wifes death happened but they made it a point to show the machine is why he went nutz

[@JIPunisherIL]

DestructableMe Hey man, that's fair! Me personally, I'd rank that on the same level as a thug that starts out bad and keeps on being bad throughout, because of his kid. As you said though, agree to disagree!

[@JonathanJuan]

It’s because Sandman’s character is consistent, while being obviously dumb. Doc Ock literally turns on a dime.

[@maddoggnick96]

I think メディアオフライン is rated too high, and Oggetto multimediale non in linea should be higher.

[@kendalletten-bohm5152]

maddoggnick96 finally someone gets it

[@DerekToningoogle]

Mídia Offline is super underrated.

[@RhondaThurman]

Medios sin conexiòn is my favorite and I am AGHAST that it only ranked #6. For shame

[@MBarUK]

How do I give this comment money?

[@GianlucaSorrentinoVideos]

The thing with the Raimi movies is, if you love the campiness and the goofiness, they come out on top of the Webb films. I also think Spider-Man 3 is pretty bad, but in a so bad I love it way. It also was a huge part of my childhood so it has more nostalgic values. Whereas the Webb films take themselves so seriously that they're just not fun to watch. If all else fails, at least the Raimi films can make you laugh

[@ToastyBunsMcGee]

Suicide Squad was definitely worse than Spider-Man 3. I couldn't even finish Suicide Squad in one viewing.

[@devinvaldivia3946]

Spiderman 3 being worse than suicide squad is the worst take. I legitimately enjoy this movie and it’s goofiness. It’s Sam raimi. venom SUCKS, but other than that, it’s a fun movie. Fight me.

[@ObjoGaming]

Guys... Amazing Spider-Man 2 is far worse than this. It takes all the terrible things (too long, too many villains) from this and somehow gets dumber

[@MikeSW]

BUT WE GET TO AN ACTION SCENE WITH MR AND MRS PARKER. HOW COULD IT BE BAD MOVIE?

[@ObjoGaming]

@@MikeSW A bunch of suits at Sony probably said "what's the worst way we could open this Spider-Man movie?" and created the opening of ASM2.

[@tommyball6331]

Spiderman 3 is no where near as bad as Suicide squad I'm just gonna say that

[@pgs9407]

I know I shouldn't but the tearing apart of this movie by Nick has been on my anticipation list since this series was first announced. The Premier place holder was comedy gold.

[@xizor1d]

@1:41:24 😂😂They immediately place this movie at number six. That is hilarious, because it's true.

[@tarekahmed992]

So Nick shat on Spider-Man 2, the BEST in Raimi's trilogy but seemingly more forgiving on the WORST in the series. Figures considering his taste in movies

[@JonathanJuan]

tarek ahmed He shat on this movie too. It’s just more apparent on 2 because some people think it still holds up, while everyone agrees that 3 is the worst, so the contrast in opinion is more.

[@boochtron]

he said suicide squad was better than this movie

[@dementedavenger2784]

@@boochtron he wouldn't be wrong

[@boochtron]

i'm saying this in response to his comment that he was forgiving to THIS movie compared to spiderman 2. he wasn't forgiving if he said that lol

[@tarekahmed992]

@@boochtron Yeah I like movies which I can think are worse than than its contemporaries but still like/forgive flaws more so each to their own. But the fact that Nick thinks Sandman (I do like btw) is a better villain than Doc Ock when he barely has any screen time and questionable actions says it all.

[@Icepick614]

Just to clarify Spider-Man 3 was supposed to be focused on Sandman and Goblin and Spider-Man 4 was going to focus on Vulture with cameos in the beginning from other villains getting captured by Spider-Man such as mysterio and shocker and Rami stated that if it wasn't going to the best movie in the series he wouldn't make it and like Tim said he never could be satisfied with the screenplays that they wrote and the rest is history. It's a very interesting story of what could have been

[@Icepick614]

@@AllThatJuice- true but they decided to make the abomination that is the amazing spiderman series

[@jasonc2341]

I might be making this up, but I remember reading that Penny was supposed to die from her illness and that is why Flint teams up with Venom. They thought that was too dark and cut the scene.

[@jasonc2341]

And Carl is the butler in Billy Madison.

[@LukeLovesRose]

You guys hated Spider-Man 1 and 2, X-Men: Days of Future Past, basically everything that hasn't come out of Disney's ass. So.... I'm not even gonna bother watching this one.

[@preyingocelotgames4397]

🤣

[@michaelmendoza2387]

The fact they just tried to defend Justice League being financially viable compared to Spiderman 3 just goes to show the hate boner they have for these movies. Justice League absolutely tanked compared to any movie that came out this year or this decade. Don't @me.

[@jinxie712]

In the comics, Harry had a son named Normie that later becomes a Green Goblin for Spider-man's daughter.

[@pistolpetedb8891]

This is the first “in review” video that I’ve seen TWICE. You guys are hilarious

[@Xenodude2000]

Been hyped for this video for a while. Hearing people shit on this film gives me life.

[@ericfowler8886]

No way in this world this is worsr than suicide squad. The worst thing you can be is boring. This movie has sam raimi personality, albeit badly. But I would rather watch something terribley excute idea than have no ideas. Suicide squad is barely a movie. And to Andy's point it absolutely would do well. Every Micheal bay and roland emmerich movie is a burning dumpster fire and they do gangbusters. Quality is not relevant to profitability anymore. Spiderman sells.

[@kessonga]

A lake sized glass of water lmao I love these guys

[@gutnbjk]

I made popcorn for this. Let’s do it

[@MikeSW]

MJ not telling Peter about her job isn't weird behavior at all; she already resents him.

[@chriswinslow8969]

Greg how is your computer? I spilled some water on mine a couple months back and it was completely fried.

[@kindafunny]

Totally fine. - Greg

[@chriswinslow8969]

Man I guess it's just piss-poor luck on my part.

[@vg6236]

this movie is the wolverine origins for spidey, its not a good movie, but its still really entertaining to watch with some really cool parts in it.

[@CitizenEldar]

After all the cinematic universes, you guys should just rank random comic-book films, like Shadow, Dark man, Phantom, etc.

[@DrakenGuardz]

54:13 Poor Nick, no one laughed. I LAUGHED, NICK!

[@bennetthasty7886]

Better than Venom - better than Carnage

[@MikeSW]

This movie seems like it's trying to be Spiderman 3 and 4. The beginning makes sense and is fine for the most part; just like Spiderman 2 addressed the closing of Spiderman 1, Spiderman 3 addresses the end of 2, until Harry gets amnesia and the theme switches over to revenge. It's such a sharp left turn for seemingly no reason.

[@brocketybrock]

Bernerd's backstory by Nick Scarpino is hilarious.

[@skywriter9532]

I actually like Amazing Spider-man. It gets a lot of shade but it's pretty decent.

[@evan9902]

It’s not a bad movie. I think it’s fine.

[@shotgunmcpayne]

I enjoyed this movie for the simple fact of all the unintentional comedy in it. There is no way this is worse than suicide squad. It's a super weird ride.

[@isultansultangaliev5852]

So far I agree with basically everything that's been said, we should start in review bingo cards. I would have been on fire.

[@lime_juices]

Can't wait for Tim to love the complete awkward garbage pile of movies that are the Amazing Spider-Man.

[@TacticalMikey]

Big surprise since he's a F&F fan, his whole criteria for a good movie is good CG and action

[@CrimsonRoy-VI]

I think Sam Raimi purposely directed these movies with a bit of campiness and cheesiness and I totally get that. Maybe that campiness is what you guys aren’t seeing and are instead saying that these are bad movies because of it. And sure there are plot inconsistencies but I laughed my ass off a lot during this movie because of this campiness. And tbh I enjoyed Spider-Man 3 because of it. Not the best movie, but enjoyable.

[@Anonymous.Throne]

Lmaoooooo everyone laughs at James Franco looking down from the balcony seat 😂😂😂

[@RuSlavik]

14:33 guys watch dunkey's video about spiderman 3 the only possible explanation is that he was hiding under the table :D

[@davhend]

The problems Greg finds in this movie are just amazing. Awesome review, guys!

[@chrisfreling4133]

This is the episode I’ve been waiting for! Let’s get to it🍿

[@flyhigh271]

Can’t get enough of these!! Can’t wait for the others!

[@Icepick614]

I like the thought that the whole emo Peter thing is the symbiote amplifies your feelings and Peter is for all intents and purposes a nerd and he was acting the way he thinks is cool and the symbiote amplified that so in his head he's not being weird he thinks he's being cool

[@groovytavy6192]

Am I crazy or at 1:13:49 Greg clearly did that on purpose?

[@s2charisma]

As bad as this movie is, The Amazing Spider-Man movies are literal trash.

[@SlayerGiant]

If any movie totally deserved decimation, its totally Spider-Man 3. Best In Review yet!

[@TheHOOfan1]

Wow....these guys actually think the Amazing Spider-Man movies are better than Spider-Man 1 and 2? They have the nerve to call others delusional?

[@agentahmed7350]

You also forgot to mention when Andy said Spider-Man 3 is worse than Suicide Squad and majority of them agreed.

[@xenon6947]

Mental health is a issue. And these guys are degenerates.

[@preacherduderox]

‪It’s hilarious how for all three movies, there are antagonistic actions happening just because, against will. Goblin’s serum is making him mad, Ock’s tentacle AI is controlling him, and Peter’s Venom Suit amplifies his negativity. THESE ARENT MOTIVATIONS, THEYRE COINCIDENCES.‬ If the motivation doesn’t come from the person, it ain’t a motivation.

[@mc_dgames]

The movie theater thing is based of the area of business, like where the theater is located and how numbers looked from previous years

[@kiranoTheHermit]

Vulture was actually supposed to be in Spider Man 4 portayed by Ben Kingsley.

[@JoshJr98]

I love this movie, as well as the other 2, but they came out when I was young and they were some of the first movies I remember seeing so I'm probably just blinded by nostalgia

[@gear4thluffy636]

Fuck that man. Don’t let these pretentious contrarians sway you from how you feel, there’s no such thing as ‘nostalgia bias’, u either like a movie or u dont.

[@CSqu4r3d]

I feel like Topher Grace would've made a pretty good Peter Parker in these movies, maybe a good Spider-Man too. Especially instead of Tobey Mac.

[@ThySting]

“Dislocate this fucking buzzer” -My King

[@LoganFerguson]

3:50 Kevin..... SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT UP!

[@tullerusk987]

I know... If it was an mcu movie he would say "such a great motivation, stealing cash for his daughter medical care" but since its not he presumes he is a thief before...

[@aaron-downey]

He's rigggght DOOOOOH

[@TheGrandPumma]

This is the one I have been waiting for.

[@lukadale]

Treat these movies as comedies and they are thoroughly enjoyable the whole way

[@yogee12]

the way Tim says Elisha Cuthbert (Cuth, think Cuff), like Coothbert kills me

[@JackScholtz]

I really don’t get how people get mad at these rankings, these movies feel like they are all from 2001 and ooze Sam Rami in the humor which we don’t see in a big blockbuster movie anymore so it feels archaic.

[@neoj2_]

I though my computer crashed when it showed media offline. Lol keep these going!

[@remziel]

1:30:00 the old guy in the Adam Sandler movie is from Mr.Deeds when they are messing with echoes and he just yells "BOOBS"

[@kylerpolson4811]

Posted 2 minutes ago...I dropped everything. Let's get into this movie that I totally liked as a child because it was the only one I had seen.

[@Proto-Kye]

Andy, the adam sandler movie old old guy is Carl, who works for Billy Madison's dad and is friends with Billy. He also had a maid named Wanita who wanted help shavin her awwwmpits.

[@fireblader1000]

I’ve looked forward to this episode all week!

[@henreebee6561]

These movies did have some bad writing, but there are still things they did legitimately well, better than most modern superhero movies, even the MCU imo. Namely, spidey felt like he had such a realistic weight, whether he was swinging, or in the fight scenes, he always just felt and looked right when he moved to me. As opposed to even the MCU movies, in which the characters always feel slightly video-gamey and weightless to me. It’s always close but rarely perfect. The other thing these movies did well was make you feel like there could actually be consequences for the characters. Peter actually gets hurt and you feel like he could fail, whereas in Homecoming, for example, I never was afraid Peter would fail. He had so many gadgets, and the overall tone was lighter, which worked in its own right, but I miss the darker tone of the Raimi movies, where it seemed like bad things could actually happen.

[@EggsAndJakey]

I honestly HATE Amazing Spider-Man 2. Spider-Man 3 is complete and utter trash but at least I can laugh at it.

[@jackmacisback]

This is the funniest video you guys have made! omg!

[@drewmilliken4850]

When Peter and Harry are walking through Harry's place when he's lost his memory, did anyone else get The Room/Tommy Wiseau vibes from Harry?

[@kiranoTheHermit]

How can ANYONE defend this movie, when even Raimi has said that it sucks and its his worst movie?

[@illadelph42]

If I remember right Venom doesn't set off Spider-Man's "spidey sense" in the comics or in the 90s show either but they changed it at some point...either way I always thought that was cool. It gave Venom an edge that other villains didn't have. I remember when he did show up Spider-Man would be all "why didn't my spidey sense go off" and you'd be like "o shit its fucking Venom!"

[@BlazerManiacNumber96]

I *LOVE* this movie. Don't get me wrong, it's a terrible film. But it's so bad that it's good. I laugh so hard and have such a good time watching this. It's the same reason I love Attack of the Clones.

[@datpaleboi4264]

Wouldn't the doctors have caught the Goblin serum in a toxicology report or something when Harry was in the hospital? He was still super strong and had the Goblin abilities as we saw when he caught the basketball.

[@LightShooters]

Saying that Spider-Man 3 is worse than suicide squad is absolute blasphemy

[@moviesaredope]

1:43:09 seeing this gave me such a smile. Love it

[@jojooftheworld]

Can anyone explain to me why eddie's venom has the power to swing with webs? the symbiote latched to peter and was able to take his spider powers, but without spiderman there is no spider power, right?

[@wolfe5471]

I 100% put this at least above ASM2 and maybe even the first one. I’m not gonna sit here and argue that it’s a “better” movie bc it’s not... this movie is bad but to me it’s so bad it’s funny. Like if you take this movie as a comedy after you let the salt sink in that it killed an otherwise great trilogy and watch it as a comedy it is a blast. The Amazing Spider-Man movies just butcher the character and are lifeless/boring as anything. Just my opinion

[@SamButler22]

If his daughter is sick, why not just go to the doctor?

[@loganbigmo]

..... cause they can't afford to......

[@guicoelho14]

52:02 bro imagine if peter in that scene spots eddie with a camera, and thinks: lets see you take a picture of this. And then he kisses gwen, it would make a lot more sense but hey this movie is a mess hahaha

[@vanguardduelist]

Just checked that scene with the woman grabbing her head at the Spider-Man Rally. Funny as shit man.

[@UBlazers45]

Guys, the issue of Spider-Man appreciate day is very simple; all the details of the day were in the outlook invitation. Bang.

[@joelhockin281]

the media offline at the end made me laugh lol

[@GreenXII]

Andy, the Adam Sandler film and subsequent butler you are referring to is Mr. Deeds. It's the old man who says "BOOB" with the echo.

[@darksteel913]

This was the first movie I ever walked out on. I played pacman in the lobby until my dad finished watching the movie.

[@chadrasmussen6127]

Lol

[@captaincomet9963]

About Andy saying he should have spider-sensed the meteorite, one of Venom's specific abilities in the comics is that he can sort of block the spider sense from sensing him

[@jlazarus984]

I don't think he gains that ability until after he bonded with spider-man

[@Tallahassee21]

The reason Peter can't sense the symbiote it's because he had been bonded with him. This otherwise makes no sense.

[@pimpinb11]

I just don’t see why a small meteor would be a threat. There’s no reason why he would sense that.

[@mikekasabion]

Calling this worse than Suicide Squad is fucking crazy to me

[@TheAndyCortez]

And it's fucking crazy to me that anyone would think otherwise. To each their own!

[@OnePumpMaan]

YESSSS THE ONE I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR IS FINALLY HERE

[@irish6783]

15:37 she was funny, but literally look at any extra in any scene and you’ll find something funny

[@andylaupp3647]

Couldn't agree more, Ranking Spider-Man 3 @ 6 is the right move.

[@SlumDogEpiphany]

Im really curious about how the original Superman movies and Return of the Jedi would review

[@xizor1d]

Would definitely liked Topher Grace as Spider-Man. In That's 70's Show he was Peter Parker if Peter never got bit and lived in shitty town in middle America.

[@agentahmed7350]

After watching these reviews for the Sam Raimi trilogy, I can't believe none of the guys touched on how good the score is and how certain musical cues were just so good for each of the movies. You can call these movies bad movies, which I heavily disagree with, but the music still and will always be inspiring and emotional.

[@zakbrown791]

I believe the Adam Sandler movie that Candy Andy was talking about was the MASTERPIECE Mr. Deeds

[@stefanotrida]

Still better than Batman V Superman

[@TopCheeseBarDown]

BvS had the Wonder Woman music. Immediately beats this.

[@MaximLight269]

Spiderman 3 >>>>>> Suicide Squad

[@MikeSW]

Yeah, they just forgot how bad Suicide Squad is. It's actually hard to follow because the editing is such a mess and the story iss. riddled with plot holes and nonsense character motivations.

[@joshmcgriff2598]

The Graphic Cool Greg! 6 slots? aren't there only 5 movies?

[@jjustakiid]

I actually REALLY like Spider-Man 3. But I can understand when someone dislike it lol

[@jasonandrews1770]

May not be the best spiderman movie. But still better than tasm 2

[@MikeSW]

Yup

[@pimpinb11]

Exactly. But they will say TASM 2 is better lmao

[@jasonandrews1770]

@@pimpinb11 if they were made in the same year with the same level of cgi and effects them tasm2 would have nothing better than sm3

[@pimpinb11]

Jason Andrews Completely agree. I haven’t watched that trash since it was in theaters

[@JasperHayward]

Media offline indeed

[@michaelhudson3737]

really interest to see how this compares to amazing spiderman 2 because in this there a few solid fights/scenes, AS2 is terrible from seeing electro onward from memory.