Spider-Man 3 - Every Spider-Man Movie Reviewed & Ranked

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[@sinceresarcasm4877]

“Everybody knows Peter Parker is Spider-Man. Peter Parker doesn’t know that everybody knows he is Spider-Man.” Hahaha

[@xizor1d]

😂 That was hilarious.

[@Spidey7747]

You'll get the rent when you FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!!!!!!! 😠😡

[@mattbell1907]

You'll get the rent when you FIX THIS DAMN OUTRO!!!!!!😠😡

[@henreebee6561]

. He’s a... good boy. He must be in some kind of trouble...

[@WILDHAIR666]

After having a shit day I came home and saw this hilarious video was uploaded and instantly felt better, thanks Kinda Funny

[@barrydingall]

I love the scene where Eddie Brock and George Stacy are standing there on the street watching Gwen hang hundreds of feet off the ground, about to fall to her death. Spider-Man hasn't arrived yet. George says "is that Gwen?" and then Eddie walks up with a camera and says, "I'm kinda dating your daughter" and then George sits there staring up at his daughter without any hint of emotion about whats happening. And Eddie just sits there taking pictures while his girlfriend is about to die. That sums up the tone of the movie.

[@Danne1886]

I remember watching this movie in theaters. There is a part where Harry throws a bomb at Sandman, and he makes a confused grunt followed by complete silence before it explodes. In that brief pause, my friend chuckled and mocked the grunt loud enough for the entire packed theater to hear. Everyone laughed their ass off, and that was the only redeeming moment of what was easily the most disappointing movie experience of my life.

[@maddoggnick96]

I think メディアオフライン is rated too high, and Oggetto multimediale non in linea should be higher.

[@kendalletten-bohm5152]

maddoggnick96 finally someone gets it

[@DerekToningoogle]

Mídia Offline is super underrated.

[@RhondaThurman]

Medios sin conexiòn is my favorite and I am AGHAST that it only ranked #6. For shame

[@MBarUK]

How do I give this comment money?

[@JIPunisherIL]

So Nick liked Sandman but he hated Doc Ock?

[@Keverything99]

yes cause people have opinions

[@JIPunisherIL]

Whoa, no shit! I'm talking about the fact that their motivation is on the same level, however, he shat on it last week and this week he praises it.

[@CheefChaos]

@@JIPunisherIL we can agree to disagree: motivation is not on the same level, Doc went nuts because of technology explicitly. Yeah wifes death happened but they made it a point to show the machine is why he went nutz

[@JIPunisherIL]

DestructableMe Hey man, that's fair! Me personally, I'd rank that on the same level as a thug that starts out bad and keeps on being bad throughout, because of his kid. As you said though, agree to disagree!

[@JonathanJuan]

It’s because Sandman’s character is consistent, while being obviously dumb. Doc Ock literally turns on a dime.

[@KMKast]

One thing you can say about Spider-man 3 - it aint boring. If you're gonna make a bad movie, make it as baffling and as appallingly entertaining as Spider-man 3.This movie is awful but in the BEST possible way. Most "bad" superhero movies are just boring. Not this one.

[@ThePonderer]

I used to enjoy this movie is a dumb fun kind of way, and I think it’s a movie that’s genuinely *trying* some smart and heartfelt stuff with its story, and the Sandman Birth scene is masterful, but on my most recent viewing the awful awful AWFUL pacing and structure ruined it for me. The movie is half over before Peter puts on the black suit for *the first time.* It does a remarkably poor job juggling its plot elements. It’s insane. Suicide Squad is still worse though.

[@zackwoodd4606]

Spiderman 3 really is not a bad movie at all. Worst in the trilogy and has some bad writing but it could be way worse. It just has a bad reputation because it wasn't what people were expecting and in recent years it's been gaining a following because people are starting to realise that. These guys make it sound horrible but they prefer the stupid goody ass MCU Spiderman movies and act like they're so much better when they're not lol. The story elements of the trilogy just go over their heads

[@tarekahmed992]

So Nick shat on Spider-Man 2, the BEST in Raimi's trilogy but seemingly more forgiving on the WORST in the series. Figures considering his taste in movies

[@JonathanJuan]

tarek ahmed He shat on this movie too. It’s just more apparent on 2 because some people think it still holds up, while everyone agrees that 3 is the worst, so the contrast in opinion is more.

[@boochtron]

he said suicide squad was better than this movie

[@dementedavenger2784]

@@boochtron he wouldn't be wrong

[@boochtron]

i'm saying this in response to his comment that he was forgiving to THIS movie compared to spiderman 2. he wasn't forgiving if he said that lol

[@tarekahmed992]

@@boochtron Yeah I like movies which I can think are worse than than its contemporaries but still like/forgive flaws more so each to their own. But the fact that Nick thinks Sandman (I do like btw) is a better villain than Doc Ock when he barely has any screen time and questionable actions says it all.

[@pistolpetedb8891]

This is the first “in review” video that I’ve seen TWICE. You guys are hilarious

[@GianlucaSorrentinoVideos]

The thing with the Raimi movies is, if you love the campiness and the goofiness, they come out on top of the Webb films. I also think Spider-Man 3 is pretty bad, but in a so bad I love it way. It also was a huge part of my childhood so it has more nostalgic values. Whereas the Webb films take themselves so seriously that they're just not fun to watch. If all else fails, at least the Raimi films can make you laugh

[@flyhigh271]

Can’t get enough of these!! Can’t wait for the others!

[@pgs9407]

I know I shouldn't but the tearing apart of this movie by Nick has been on my anticipation list since this series was first announced. The Premier place holder was comedy gold.

[@xizor1d]

@1:41:24 😂😂They immediately place this movie at number six. That is hilarious, because it's true.

[@devinvaldivia3946]

Spiderman 3 being worse than suicide squad is the worst take. I legitimately enjoy this movie and it’s goofiness. It’s Sam raimi. venom SUCKS, but other than that, it’s a fun movie. Fight me.

[@davhend]

The problems Greg finds in this movie are just amazing. Awesome review, guys!

[@fireblader1993]

I’ve looked forward to this episode all week!

[@Icepick614]

Just to clarify Spider-Man 3 was supposed to be focused on Sandman and Goblin and Spider-Man 4 was going to focus on Vulture with cameos in the beginning from other villains getting captured by Spider-Man such as mysterio and shocker and Rami stated that if it wasn't going to the best movie in the series he wouldn't make it and like Tim said he never could be satisfied with the screenplays that they wrote and the rest is history. It's a very interesting story of what could have been

[@Icepick614]

@@AllThatJuice- true but they decided to make the abomination that is the amazing spiderman series

[@chrisfreling4133]

This is the episode I’ve been waiting for! Let’s get to it🍿

[@Xenodude2000]

Been hyped for this video for a while. Hearing people shit on this film gives me life.

[@jasonc2341]

I might be making this up, but I remember reading that Penny was supposed to die from her illness and that is why Flint teams up with Venom. They thought that was too dark and cut the scene.

[@jasonc2341]

And Carl is the butler in Billy Madison.

[@chriswinslow8969]

Greg how is your computer? I spilled some water on mine a couple months back and it was completely fried.

[@kindafunny]

Totally fine. - Greg

[@chriswinslow8969]

Man I guess it's just piss-poor luck on my part.

[@ToastyBunsMcGee]

Suicide Squad was definitely worse than Spider-Man 3. I couldn't even finish Suicide Squad in one viewing.

[@kessonga]

A lake sized glass of water lmao I love these guys

[@DrakenGuardz]

54:13 Poor Nick, no one laughed. I LAUGHED, NICK!

[@brocketybrock]

Bernerd's backstory by Nick Scarpino is hilarious.

[@TheGrandPumma]

This is the one I have been waiting for.

[@neoj2_]

I though my computer crashed when it showed media offline. Lol keep these going!

[@Icepick614]

I like the thought that the whole emo Peter thing is the symbiote amplifies your feelings and Peter is for all intents and purposes a nerd and he was acting the way he thinks is cool and the symbiote amplified that so in his head he's not being weird he thinks he's being cool

[@skywriter9532]

I actually like Amazing Spider-man. It gets a lot of shade but it's pretty decent.

[@evan9902]

It’s not a bad movie. I think it’s fine.

[@gutnbjk]

I made popcorn for this. Let’s do it

[@ObjoGaming]

Guys... Amazing Spider-Man 2 is far worse than this. It takes all the terrible things (too long, too many villains) from this and somehow gets dumber

[@MikeSW]

BUT WE GET TO AN ACTION SCENE WITH MR AND MRS PARKER. HOW COULD IT BE BAD MOVIE?

[@ObjoGaming]

@@MikeSW A bunch of suits at Sony probably said "what's the worst way we could open this Spider-Man movie?" and created the opening of ASM2.

[@-Anonymous-.]

Lmaoooooo everyone laughs at James Franco looking down from the balcony seat 😂😂😂

[@vg6236]

this movie is the wolverine origins for spidey, its not a good movie, but its still really entertaining to watch with some really cool parts in it.

[@jackmacisback]

This is the funniest video you guys have made! omg!

[@jinxie712]

In the comics, Harry had a son named Normie that later becomes a Green Goblin for Spider-man's daughter.

[@Masokista93]

YESSSS THE ONE I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR IS FINALLY HERE

[@TheHOOfan1]

Wow....these guys actually think the Amazing Spider-Man movies are better than Spider-Man 1 and 2? They have the nerve to call others delusional?

[@agentahmed7350]

You also forgot to mention when Andy said Spider-Man 3 is worse than Suicide Squad and majority of them agreed.

[@jeffullrich5556]

What's up with the end card for the rankings? Its just a bunch of different languages?

[@joelhockin281]

the media offline at the end made me laugh lol

[@CitizenEldar]

After all the cinematic universes, you guys should just rank random comic-book films, like Shadow, Dark man, Phantom, etc.

[@kiranoTheHermit]

Vulture was actually supposed to be in Spider Man 4 portayed by Ben Kingsley.

[@LukeLovesRose]

You guys hated Spider-Man 1 and 2, X-Men: Days of Future Past, basically everything that hasn't come out of Disney's ass. So.... I'm not even gonna bother watching this one.

[@preyingocelotgames4397]

🤣

[@mikekasabion]

Calling this worse than Suicide Squad is fucking crazy to me

[@TheAndyCortez]

And it's fucking crazy to me that anyone would think otherwise. To each their own!

[@isultansultangaliev5852]

So far I agree with basically everything that's been said, we should start in review bingo cards. I would have been on fire.

[@lukadale]

Treat these movies as comedies and they are thoroughly enjoyable the whole way

[@cevans322]

Whats with the red screen media offline stuff at 1:42:42

[@lime_juices]

Can't wait for Tim to love the complete awkward garbage pile of movies that are the Amazing Spider-Man.

[@TacticalMikey]

Big surprise since he's a F&F fan, his whole criteria for a good movie is good CG and action

[@michaelmendoza2387]

The fact they just tried to defend Justice League being financially viable compared to Spiderman 3 just goes to show the hate boner they have for these movies. Justice League absolutely tanked compared to any movie that came out this year or this decade. Don't @me.

[@jojooftheworld]

Can anyone explain to me why eddie's venom has the power to swing with webs? the symbiote latched to peter and was able to take his spider powers, but without spiderman there is no spider power, right?

[@moviesaredope]

1:43:09 seeing this gave me such a smile. Love it

[@MikeSW]

MJ not telling Peter about her job isn't weird behavior at all; she already resents him.

[@mc_dgames]

The movie theater thing is based of the area of business, like where the theater is located and how numbers looked from previous years

[@groovytavy6192]

Am I crazy or at 1:13:49 Greg clearly did that on purpose?

[@CrimsonRoy-VI]

I think Sam Raimi purposely directed these movies with a bit of campiness and cheesiness and I totally get that. Maybe that campiness is what you guys aren’t seeing and are instead saying that these are bad movies because of it. And sure there are plot inconsistencies but I laughed my ass off a lot during this movie because of this campiness. And tbh I enjoyed Spider-Man 3 because of it. Not the best movie, but enjoyable.

[@JoshJr98]

I love this movie, as well as the other 2, but they came out when I was young and they were some of the first movies I remember seeing so I'm probably just blinded by nostalgia

[@gear4thluffy636]

Fuck that man. Don’t let these pretentious contrarians sway you from how you feel, there’s no such thing as ‘nostalgia bias’, u either like a movie or u dont.

[@stefanotrida]

Still better than Batman V Superman

[@TopCheeseBarDown]

BvS had the Wonder Woman music. Immediately beats this.

[@s2charisma]

As bad as this movie is, The Amazing Spider-Man movies are literal trash.

[@datpaleboi4264]

Wouldn't the doctors have caught the Goblin serum in a toxicology report or something when Harry was in the hospital? He was still super strong and had the Goblin abilities as we saw when he caught the basketball.

[@SlayerGiant]

If any movie totally deserved decimation, its totally Spider-Man 3. Best In Review yet!

[@troyd3603]

Andy, I think the old butler thing is from Mr. Deeds.

[@shotgunmcpayne]

I enjoyed this movie for the simple fact of all the unintentional comedy in it. There is no way this is worse than suicide squad. It's a super weird ride.

[@michaelhudson3737]

really interest to see how this compares to amazing spiderman 2 because in this there a few solid fights/scenes, AS2 is terrible from seeing electro onward from memory.

[@yogee12]

the way Tim says Elisha Cuthbert (Cuth, think Cuff), like Coothbert kills me

[@C_Squared2013]

I feel like Topher Grace would've made a pretty good Peter Parker in these movies, maybe a good Spider-Man too. Especially instead of Tobey Mac.

[@vanguardduelist]

Just checked that scene with the woman grabbing her head at the Spider-Man Rally. Funny as shit man.

[@kylerpolson4811]

Posted 2 minutes ago...I dropped everything. Let's get into this movie that I totally liked as a child because it was the only one I had seen.

[@SlumDogEpiphany]

Im really curious about how the original Superman movies and Return of the Jedi would review

[@MikeSW]

This movie seems like it's trying to be Spiderman 3 and 4. The beginning makes sense and is fine for the most part; just like Spiderman 2 addressed the closing of Spiderman 1, Spiderman 3 addresses the end of 2, until Harry gets amnesia and the theme switches over to revenge. It's such a sharp left turn for seemingly no reason.

[@joshmcgriff2598]

The Graphic Cool Greg! 6 slots? aren't there only 5 movies?

[@henreebee6561]

These movies did have some bad writing, but there are still things they did legitimately well, better than most modern superhero movies, even the MCU imo. Namely, spidey felt like he had such a realistic weight, whether he was swinging, or in the fight scenes, he always just felt and looked right when he moved to me. As opposed to even the MCU movies, in which the characters always feel slightly video-gamey and weightless to me. It’s always close but rarely perfect. The other thing these movies did well was make you feel like there could actually be consequences for the characters. Peter actually gets hurt and you feel like he could fail, whereas in Homecoming, for example, I never was afraid Peter would fail. He had so many gadgets, and the overall tone was lighter, which worked in its own right, but I miss the darker tone of the Raimi movies, where it seemed like bad things could actually happen.

[@aizenstopeks]

it's past midnight here and I was about to crash but then I saw Andy's hair and here I am

[@smashingsuccess4827]

I would’ve loved to see how Raimi’s original version of this movie would’ve turned out, and then see his SM4, too bad it never happened, even tho I enjoy TASM

[@GreenXII]

Andy, the Adam Sandler film and subsequent butler you are referring to is Mr. Deeds. It's the old man who says "BOOB" with the echo.

[@JoshMarshain]

Mr Ditkovitch is literally Watto

[@UBlazers45]

Guys, the issue of Spider-Man appreciate day is very simple; all the details of the day were in the outlook invitation. Bang.

[@drewmilliken4850]

When Peter and Harry are walking through Harry's place when he's lost his memory, did anyone else get The Room/Tommy Wiseau vibes from Harry?

[@samburriss]

here we go

[@JackScholtz]

I really don’t get how people get mad at these rankings, these movies feel like they are all from 2001 and ooze Sam Rami in the humor which we don’t see in a big blockbuster movie anymore so it feels archaic.

[@MtnRangeLivingRoom]

Venom spells out spideys name in the 90s toon font btw

[@LoganFerguson]

3:50 Kevin..... SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT UP!

[@tullerusk987]

I know... If it was an mcu movie he would say "such a great motivation, stealing cash for his daughter medical care" but since its not he presumes he is a thief before...

[@aaron-downey]

He's rigggght DOOOOOH

[@RuSlavik]

14:33 guys watch dunkey's video about spiderman 3 the only possible explanation is that he was hiding under the table :D

[@keithlewis5529]

Oh no, its Evil Andy!!!!

[@BlazerManiacNumber96]

I *LOVE* this movie. Don't get me wrong, it's a terrible film. But it's so bad that it's good. I laugh so hard and have such a good time watching this. It's the same reason I love Attack of the Clones.

[@usedfuzzbox]

I have only been looking forward to this for you guys, Spiderman 3 is a real hard watch, especially the Venom mess.

[@XzombiekillerX666]

Shout out to the unlinked media at the end of the video. Good to see the garbage truck on fire is still rolling! Of course im just giving a hard time. Love the review series. Keep up the good work boys

[@smashingsuccess4827]

Did anyone watch the Editor’s Cut? It’s not better by any means, but just curious

[@remziel]

1:30:00 the old guy in the Adam Sandler movie is from Mr.Deeds when they are messing with echoes and he just yells "BOOBS"

[@flash2051]

Hate to break it to you Nick, but J.K. Simmons has been wearing a wig this whole time.

[@travisturney1858]

Andy, the old butler is Mr. Deeds I believe.

[@TheAndrewJohnBennett]

It’s on Netflix. I just watched it

[@dementedavenger2784]

Why does kevin get all bent out of shape whenever they start making dark jokes?

[@illadelph42]

If I remember right Venom doesn't set off Spider-Man's "spidey sense" in the comics or in the 90s show either but they changed it at some point...either way I always thought that was cool. It gave Venom an edge that other villains didn't have. I remember when he did show up Spider-Man would be all "why didn't my spidey sense go off" and you'd be like "o shit its fucking Venom!"

[@IdoloR]

Civil engineering, civil engineering, civil engineering with Kev 1:04:27

[@kiranoTheHermit]

How can ANYONE defend this movie, when even Raimi has said that it sucks and its his worst movie?

[@Proto-Kye]

Andy, the adam sandler movie old old guy is Carl, who works for Billy Madison's dad and is friends with Billy. He also had a maid named Wanita who wanted help shavin her awwwmpits.

[@wolfe5471]

I 100% put this at least above ASM2 and maybe even the first one. I’m not gonna sit here and argue that it’s a “better” movie bc it’s not... this movie is bad but to me it’s so bad it’s funny. Like if you take this movie as a comedy after you let the salt sink in that it killed an otherwise great trilogy and watch it as a comedy it is a blast. The Amazing Spider-Man movies just butcher the character and are lifeless/boring as anything. Just my opinion

[@saltyscholar193]

The only movie I have ever walked out of...

[@andylaupp3647]

Couldn't agree more, Ranking Spider-Man 3 @ 6 is the right move.