Spider-Man but he has diarrhea

Instead of webs, he shoots poop

[@TheCAFProduction]

Diarrhea can really leave one pinned to the toilet.

[@TheRealBatBoyAlive]

Yes

[@milk9817]

"How'd that get in there?"

[@faisamohamud9239]

Damn it you beat me to the pin

[@MaldiniCaptain]

Ye 😂

[@karllykos]

Like Beavis and Butt-Head once said to Daria: “Diarrhea cha-cha-cha, Diarrhea cha-cha-cha.”

[@Sosuke_Aizen777]

"I'm gonna put some diarrhea in your eyes" - Bully Maguire

[@BlueMonster6279]

More like sh1t

[@silverev]

99 likes? Lemme fix it

[@SSGeorgie]

- Soiled Maguire

[@jimk9314]

Perfectly bowelanced...as all things should be.😊

[@MrMegamike2k]

​@@jimk9314multiverse be like.....

[@DualDier]

The part where Norman steps in the poop and where Peter says "Oh, it's nothing." were absolute gold.

[@marco.eckstein]

I missed the part where that's... happening. ^^ Timestamp?

[@danic2795]

​@@marco.ecksteinstarting 2:28

[@wheezerYT]

And the >SQUISH< was well-placed by The Human Spider.

[@thelonewolf70x7]

Milhouse: It smells funny in here... Homer: No, it's doesn't. 🙂

[@alexpowers5117]

Norman: impressive

[@eternalgroundpounder2229]

Funny how Peter still complains about the pay not being enough when all he did was taking pictures of literal crap for JK lmao

[@whenallelsfails21]

I couldn't stop laughing

[@yvanmaglalang241]

crap, crap, they're all crap literally

[@Cristopher.C]

mega crap

[@FAQ_SiLv]

Ngl it was crap

[@robinswenson9045]

💵💵💵💵 💩🤣

[@randomperson3935]

I absolutely love it at 1:14 that when JJJ was looking at the crap pictures, his lines fitted so damn well HAHAHAHA 😂

[@mad_titanthanos]

He also steps into it

[@hugoAisPlaying]

The video was a bit weird but it was funny

[@assman6709]

crap crap mega crap😂😂

[@jonlima9897]

"I'll give you 300 Bucks for all of them"

[@thelonewolf70x7]

"He stinks, I don't like him!" Well...

[@newkingofengland]

I'm ruined. I have nothing left. Except diarrhea.

[@chlorophyll6154]

Diarrhea Maguire : You want diarrhea!? Get a toilet!

[@Advokaiser]

​​@@chlorophyll6154"You want diarrhea?... Get Taco Bell."

[@Aidan-wise2009]

@@AdvokaiserTaco Bell More Like POOP BELL

[@Toxic_Dominat810]

It saved your life, sir

[@alimosaad4809]

2:31 That stepping on the shid sound effect was on point.😂

[@Nice_Boat]

Why he stepped on it tho he already saw it 😂😂😂😂

[@alimosaad4809]

@@Nice_Boat looks like he is into that stuff 🙄

[@ad4762]

😂😂😂😂😂😂Omg

[@sinocutar5193]

@@Nice_Boat because you should know, he's something of a shyit himself.

[@Aidan-wise2009]

@@alimosaad4809he will get him for this

[@DNPstuffs2353]

Now this is the most relatable superhero origin story in human kind.

[@spongebread]

I love how when Norman turned around he saw a bunch of poop 😂

[@ekenk4913]

and than he walks in it. rofl

[@Youtube-Censorship-Police]

yeah, that squishy sound was perfect!😄

[@Aidan-wise2009]

@@KZbin-Censorship-Policediarrhoea

[@myhatmygandhi6217]

Okay....

[@Toastmaster_5000]

Norman stepping on the turd was such a great added detail.

[@abhijeetdange3947]

He just wants to put some shit in your eyes 😂😂😂

[@marco.eckstein]

Damn, that would have been the icing on the turd... ehm, cake.

[@ZK-fp7wd]

Id like to see that in spiderman 3 but he has diarrhea if he ever makes it 😂

[@MountainClimber247]

@@ZK-fp7wd In the third film, he gonna have triple diarrhea

[@oliverjohnson1406]

"You smell like shit, man" "I miss the part where that's my problem". This got me. 🤣😂

[@kiwirebelo]

Had me dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@oliverjohnson1406]

@@kiwirebelo 🤣

[@tailtactics1681]

The fact "He stinks and I don't like him" was the exact phrase in the original and fits so perfectly in this context is hilarious to me

[@tailtactics1681]

Actually there are a few times the original fit this context.. the "crap, crap, mega crap" from Jameson seeing photos of literal crap was top notch

[@allurisiddarth1481]

2:30 normen sacrificed so much that he don't care even if stepped on a pop 😂

[@Fireboy267.]

*poop not pop

[@YuraOlsen]

​@@Fireboy267. Same shit

[@Acc-nt5dp]

It's crazy that Charles Mcgill smelled that shit across the multiverse.

[@username1660]

He couldn't just ignore the amount of chicanery that was on display

[@Aidan-wise2009]

@@username1660nice display

[@guillermojacum7014]

That's why Chuck McGill suffered from electromagnetic hypersensitivity. Now everything makes sense. Jimmy was completely unaware of this.

[@Acc-nt5dp]

@@guillermojacum7014 Yes, this theory also explains why he was overall a shitty person too. Poor Jimmy...

[@guillermojacum7014]

@@Acc-nt5dp LMFAO

[@MegaBB1234567]

2:46 this entire scene killed me 😭😭

[@Aidan-wise2009]

2:46

[@theBeT95]

It smells like shit here 🤣

[@lonlonpow1039]

Norman's face fitted well 😂😂😂

[@banderas2000]

It smells like 💩 here

[@exmodeus]

Peter: how does my poop smells like? Harry: hmm.. strawberries 😋

[@diogomarques9228]

😂😂😂

[@YT_AlgorithmNotReal]

That should’ve been ADDED 😭

[@theintrovertedaspie9095]

If The Human Spider Made a third sequel to this he should.

[@Hewbroc]

1:45 got me good. I just imagine Peter upstairs in the bathroom trying to be discreet but can't help how violent his diarrhea is. There's something hilarious about a formal holiday event that's rudely interrupted by the most scorching wet ass blast coming from upstairs.

[@jonalee5262]

1:36 That is one deadly weapon that can deter even the most evil supervillains

[@justwannabehappy6735]

Imagine shitting in Thanos mouth

[@Aidan-wise2009]

@@sealwalrus21682:56 Norman Osborn: Smells Like S**t Here

[@susykiddy]

😂

[@maxxgunner5573]

0:10 “You won’t have a bite?” 0:11 “No thanks, had a bite…” Holy crud. Literally. 😂 😆🤣

[@ReykGT]

1:37 got me 😂😂😂😂

[@katboi7140]

Same I've cried and laughed at the same time at that scene lol

[@u.sgrant7526]

probably my favorite scene on this channel

[@b.r.fowler785]

Ironic, because Willem Dafoe’s character in _The Lighthouse_ farted multiple times during the movie. 😂🤣

[@gamervet4760]

Shit-Man's nervous farts stink worse than his costumed farts. At least, that's what I've gathered. Though I feel like Norman should've told Harry to play with Pete's poop and then broom it fast. Might just be me, though. 😝

[@jasmineflower2888]

1:36

[@McLaineAC]

1:35 HAD ME DYIN😂😂😂

[@Toxic_Dominat810]

That's definitely a Goblin thing to do

[@zayedemon7924]

Green goblin running away was hella funny🤣

[@ISAACHALLEY3000]

2:25 i was expecting some diarrhea avalanche right on his face XD

[@mysticblaze4088]

It’s official. This man will never run out of ideas

[@dhananjaydahariya576]

2:20 Norman just turn around and saw poop and stepped on it.

[@nightking2490]

1:34 The answer to Green Goblin’s question of “what they could create”😂😂

[@princemjbp695]

0:40 I saw that Amazing Shit-man coming from a mile away

[@new-bp6ix]

Finally a good reason to leave the dinner table

[@davit2155]

"with great power, comes great diarrhea" - uncle ben

[@housetraitor4806]

Green Goblin flying away after the fart sent me lol I haven’t laughed like that in months

[@bootstrapbaron2931]

1:30 The part where Gobby's speaking and Peter just farts and he flies away really got me good....😂😂😂

[@The_Quiet_Kiddo]

2:32 OMG Norman stepped on it 😂😂

[@martinusdimar3015]

Once again, another masterpiece by the human spider and part that make me rolling is 1:31 🤣🤣

[@Abdousjh]

2:56 brooo 💀

[@rasiyaraj4553]

Its amazing how he can make so many memes with just these 3 films .

[@PedroVictorPegoPego]

0:52 I missed the part where that's my problem.

[@Abdousjh]

1:11 one of my favorite parts in the movie 😂😂

[@dogeandty]

0:18 This was so funny! 😂

[@adityapnair5515]

This just shows that the average man if he tries just hard enough can be the most powerful Human Fe.. Shit Man.

[@whyisblue923taken]

The "he stinks and I don't like him" transitioning to "Crap. Crap. And mega crap" was... so good.

[@MariahWong]

Peter: *farts at the dinner table* Aunt May: "Oh my goodness, oh that's smells awful."

[@sandro5535]

No its nothing

[@humanity600]

Peter shitting to make Norman fly off is just hilarious. 😂

[@AndersonMallonyMALLONY-EricCF]

2:00 the scene from the SM parody ('SuperHero Movie' or something) 😂

[@grass7864]

I like how The Human Spider feels the need to keep the narrative consistent, despite how ridiculous this premise is. Like he actually made it so Peter caught the stomach flu by falling in shit on the bus 😂

[@ragmanv420]

‘you smell like shit, man!’ ‘I missed the part where that’s *my* problem’ this makes so much sense

[@samholdsworth420]

😂

[@Aidan-wise2009]

@@samholdsworth420LoL

[@nthgth]

I know haha that's just perfect

[@Aidan-wise2009]

@@nthgth PETER PARKER S**t HIMSELF 😱😱😱😱

[@drizztdourden666]

That's what every homeless person goes through

[@Batmanbros102]

The part where Norman Osborn says it smells like shit here lined perfectly well

[@hakkanoodle8037]

That part with Norman is gold, haven't laughed so hard in a while 😂

[@gamerkhang0]

Watching this during breakfast was one of the worst decisions I could have made 😅

[@justwannabehappy6735]

Or was it the best decision of your life ?

[@ceadvin3767]

2:12 this scene reminded me of the superhero movie

[@3manthing]

When "The human feces" becomes "Shit man", i'd be pissed to. Might give people the wrong idea.😂

[@kotikvtapkah]

0:31 Remi Gaillard Pigeon prank 😅😅😅

[@UJEvans]

Jameson was only buying those for a personal collection. He's a freaky dude.

[@gowthambharathi5485]

Maguire smells his pant after a crime fighting day gets over; “How did that get in there”

[@lonewolf2150]

"it smells like shit here" 💀

[@Zuernaxashyr]

That bit with Norman in the bedroom was well edited lmao! 😂

[@SigmaInstitutePlatform]

The last one "it smells like shit here" was too perfect and hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@quarryspanish]

I laughed so hard at 1:24 😂😂 couldn't breathe my guy

[@stuhff8169]

1:34- This scene got me dead💀💀💀

[@graduator14]

Now this is a YTP!

[@hugoAisPlaying]

Spiderpoop spiderpoop can do what ever a spider can 😂

[@fudloppy2]

Absolute masterpiece once again 😂😂😂

[@mxclouds8641]

What a masterpeice, these are all absolutely legendary.

[@drizztdourden666]

I knew Norman was going to step on the poop😂🤣😂even with childish humor these videos are still hilarious 😂🤣😂

[@osricen]

We need part II with "I'm gonna put some shit in your eye." 😩

[@axemaster8331]

yes!!!

[@DustinOffAClassic]

"He stinks and I don't like him" Gold. Didn't have to change a thing. Just Jim Norton's awful/wonderful line.

[@thebanishedjokervods6920]

This was so funny 😂 I hope there's gonna be a sequel. I can only imagine what Doc oc would say. Or even fighting in a diarrhea battle between venom and peter.

[@lisey90]

The sound just after she hopes he hasn't forgotten the cranberry sauce is the single funniest thing I've ever seen. Bravo.

[@rexman971]

"He stinks, and i dont like him!" It all makes sense now.

[@TheShut1]

1:02 Missed an opportunity to change the text into "Gunmen Found Trapped in Poo" but otherwise another funny video, as always.

[@TheMergan326]

I was eating spaghetti...

[@bizarreaspect4768]

0:09 Bro I'm dead💀

[@LuciStar721]

"With great power, comes great need for the toilet"

[@randomgirlonyt508]

"I'm getting older I need to mature now!" Me at 2am:

[@pauliuszibas8160]

0:17 bro that had me cracking as fuck 😂😂😂

[@lego_boba_fett_watch]

"I need that pepto!" "I missed the shart where that's my problem"

[@NathanDrakeTheGreat]

_Some kind of freakypoo or something, wackadoo-doo._

[@ArtzTrax]

I almost died laughing when I saw this video for the first time, and I always find it very funny every time I watch it. 😆

[@emilefoxhall3155]

I love how Norman steps in Peters shit and walks torward the window seeking redemption.

[@idk82929]

“If you want the shit pics I’ll take the staff job, double the money”

[@raseenakm1417]

I died 2 times watching this😂

[@jaysonkrishna7740]

"I missed the 'fart', where that's my problem" were the best lines of Shitman

[@jesussaves21]

Lol

[@Ozob9561]

Couldn’t stop laughing 😂😂 the diarrhea web shooting was beyond funny

[@sarammathomas2635]

2:30 The sound of stepping on the poop is just lit😂😂. Great Work!!

[@jamesm2078]

1:13 is perfect for this diarrhea joke. 😂😂

[@foxyplayz1399]

This is 2016-2017 level energy But I'm here for it lol

[@CitizenTechTalk]

That was amazing!!! Excellent work on the A.I and everything! Just excellent work!!!!

[@Spike1885]

these are all such gems, brings new meaning to youtube poops which is the point but still funny.

[@FlawedCoil82]

It’s that damn turd that falls from the ceiling behind Norman that gets me every time! 😂

[@tdc8401]

0:25 i have never laughed so hard in my life

[@SimBol1216]

LMAO I just finished binging Better Call Saul and did *not* expect to see Chuck here 😂

[@emmanuelhernandez830]

The amount of shit Peter experienced in dis vid is incomparable to every time I felt like I’m bout to shit every time I see the Human Spider’s pin

[@LightsJusticeZ]

"I see the poop and it's his signature" 😂😂😂

[@Ahsanbro3000]

We need a part 2 of this is amazing 😂

[@Itosalix]

The Jameson scene was perfect.

[@Blitzo8390]

Why am I laughing?! I have an immature sense of humour

[@sabir_raiyan]

0:03 I ACTUALLY SAID EWW OUT LOUD😱😭💀🤮. WHY DOES IT LOOK SO SQUISHY AND REALISTIC.. why did my lips feel it..💀☠ I was here before this video got a thousand likes.

[@SteelWingMaster_]

WHY THE FUCK DO U HAVE A TONGUE STICKING OUT EMOJI NAHH BROS SPED

[@redhabenaissa5141]

This is work of art dude 😂😂, never stop plz

[@hadleycontractor496]

I think that tied into one of the best endings so far Lots of laughs. Glad your back hs

[@wishingwell12345]

It's impressive how this actually makes more sense of some of the original dialogue.