Spider-Man but he has diarrhea

Instead of webs, he shoots poop

[@TheCAFProduction]

Diarrhea can really leave one pinned to the toilet.

[@TheRealBatBoyAlive]

Yes

[@milk9817]

"How'd that get in there?"

[@faisamohamud9239]

Damn it you beat me to the pin

[@ZidaneNo5-u3v]

Ye 😂

[@karllykos]

Like Beavis and Butt-Head once said to Daria: “Diarrhea cha-cha-cha, Diarrhea cha-cha-cha.”

[@DualDier]

The part where Norman steps in the poop and where Peter says "Oh, it's nothing." were absolute gold.

[@marco.eckstein]

I missed the part where that's... happening. ^^ Timestamp?

[@danic2795]

​@@marco.ecksteinstarting 2:28

[@wheezerYT]

And the >SQUISH< was well-placed by The Human Spider.

[@thelonewolf70x7]

Milhouse: It smells funny in here... Homer: No, it's doesn't. 🙂

[@alexpowers5117]

Norman: impressive

[@alimosaad4809]

2:31 That stepping on the shid sound effect was on point.😂

[@Nice_Boat]

Why he stepped on it tho he already saw it 😂😂😂😂

[@alimosaad4809]

@@Nice_Boat looks like he is into that stuff 🙄

[@ad4762]

😂😂😂😂😂😂Omg

[@sinocutar5193]

@@Nice_Boat because you should know, he's something of a shyit himself.

[@Aidan-wise2009]

@@alimosaad4809he will get him for this

[@Toastmaster_5000]

Norman stepping on the turd was such a great added detail.

[@DNPstuffs2353]

Now this is the most relatable superhero origin story in human kind.

[@McLaineAC]

1:35 HAD ME DYIN😂😂😂

[@Toxic_Dominat810]

That's definitely a Goblin thing to do

[@spongebread]

I love how when Norman turned around he saw a bunch of poop 😂

[@ekenk4913]

and than he walks in it. rofl

[@Youtube-Censorship-Police]

yeah, that squishy sound was perfect!😄

[@Aidan-wise2009]

@@KZbin-Censorship-Policediarrhoea

[@myhatmygandhi6217]

Okay....

[@MegaBB1234567]

2:46 this entire scene killed me 😭😭

[@Aidan-wise2009]

2:46

[@theBeT95]

It smells like shit here 🤣

[@lonlonpow1039]

Norman's face fitted well 😂😂😂

[@banderas2000]

It smells like 💩 here

[@garciasymbiote3799]

I love how in the original context Norman is the one that seems weird & inappropriate for leaving, but in this context, Harry, MJ & Aunt May are the one that are weird for looking surprised & asking why he's leaving, like Norman is the one that is actually sane😂 I love it

[@ArtOfLife777]

"I'm gonna put some diarrhea in your eyes" - Bully Maguire

[@BlueMonster6279]

More like sh1t

[@silverev]

99 likes? Lemme fix it

[@SSGeorgie]

- Soiled Maguire

[@jimk9314]

Perfectly bowelanced...as all things should be.😊

[@MrMegamike2k]

​@@jimk9314multiverse be like.....

[@maxxgunner5573]

0:10 “You won’t have a bite?” 0:11 “No thanks, had a bite…” Holy crud. Literally. 😂 😆🤣

[@or6567ange]

Taco Bell (cough)

[@maxxgunner5573]

@@or6567ange Wendy's (cough)

[@Hewbroc]

1:45 got me good. I just imagine Peter upstairs in the bathroom trying to be discreet but can't help how violent his diarrhea is. There's something hilarious about a formal holiday event that's rudely interrupted by the most scorching wet ass blast coming from upstairs.

[@mysticblaze4088]

It’s official. This man will never run out of ideas

[@ReykGT]

1:37 got me 😂😂😂😂

[@katboi7140]

Same I've cried and laughed at the same time at that scene lol

[@u.sgrant7526]

probably my favorite scene on this channel

[@b.r.fowler785]

Ironic, because Willem Dafoe’s character in _The Lighthouse_ farted multiple times during the movie. 😂🤣

[@gamervet4760]

Shit-Man's nervous farts stink worse than his costumed farts. At least, that's what I've gathered. Though I feel like Norman should've told Harry to play with Pete's poop and then broom it fast. Might just be me, though. 😝

[@jasmineflower2888]

1:36

[@exmodeus]

Peter: how does my poop smells like? Harry: hmm.. strawberries 😋

[@diogomarques9228]

😂😂😂

[@YT_AlgorithmNotReal]

That should’ve been ADDED 😭

[@theintrovertedaspie9095]

If The Human Spider Made a third sequel to this he should.

[@The_Quiet_Kiddo]

2:32 OMG Norman stepped on it 😂😂

[@martinusdimar3015]

Once again, another masterpiece by the human spider and part that make me rolling is 1:31 🤣🤣

[@whyisblue923taken]

The "he stinks and I don't like him" transitioning to "Crap. Crap. And mega crap" was... so good.

[@zayedemon7924]

Green goblin running away was hella funny🤣

[@PedroVictorPegoPego]

0:52 I missed the part where that's my problem.

[@MariahWong]

Peter: *farts at the dinner table* Aunt May: "Oh my goodness, oh that's smells awful."

[@sandro5535]

No its nothing

[@housetraitor4806]

Green Goblin flying away after the fart sent me lol I haven’t laughed like that in months

[@rasiyaraj4553]

Its amazing how he can make so many memes with just these 3 films .

[@nightking2490]

1:34 The answer to Green Goblin’s question of “what they could create”😂😂

[@adityapnair5515]

This just shows that the average man if he tries just hard enough can be the most powerful Human Fe.. Shit Man.

[@AndersonMallony-EricCF]

2:00 the scene from the SM parody ('SuperHero Movie' or something) 😂

[@tdc8401]

0:25 i have never laughed so hard in my life

[@UJEvans]

Jameson was only buying those for a personal collection. He's a freaky dude.

[@humanity600]

Peter shitting to make Norman fly off is just hilarious. 😂

[@Batmanbros102]

The part where Norman Osborn says it smells like shit here lined perfectly well

[@ragmanv420]

‘you smell like shit, man!’ ‘I missed the part where that’s *my* problem’ this makes so much sense

[@samholdsworth420]

😂

[@Aidan-wise2009]

@@samholdsworth420LoL

[@nthgth]

I know haha that's just perfect

[@Aidan-wise2009]

@@nthgth PETER PARKER S**t HIMSELF 😱😱😱😱

[@drizztdourden666]

That's what every homeless person goes through

[@venomark7883]

1:36 The part where Goblin just flew off after smelling/hearing Shit-Man's fart coming out was just too much 🤣🤣🤣💀 Legit said "NOPE, YOU SHT SMELLING BASTARD, IM OUTTA HERE!!!"

[@mastermaker352]

“He defecated through a sunroof!” Made me laugh 😂😂

[@lonewolf2150]

"it smells like shit here" 💀

[@Abdousjh]

1:11 one of my favorite parts in the movie 😂😂

[@bizarreaspect4768]

0:09 Bro I'm dead💀

[@yaegameryt3072]

''I'm going to put some shit on your eye.""Go'nna cry?"😂😂

[@DustinOffAClassic]

"He stinks and I don't like him" Gold. Didn't have to change a thing. Just Jim Norton's awful/wonderful line.

[@quarryspanish]

I laughed so hard at 1:24 😂😂 couldn't breathe my guy

[@CapnBlud]

Why is no one talking about "he defecated through a sunroof" tho

[@osricen]

We need part II with "I'm gonna put some shit in your eye." 😩

[@axemaster8331]

yes!!!

[@TheMergan326]

I was eating spaghetti...

[@drizztdourden666]

I knew Norman was going to step on the poop😂🤣😂even with childish humor these videos are still hilarious 😂🤣😂

[@Zuernaxashyr]

That bit with Norman in the bedroom was well edited lmao! 😂

[@gowthambharathi5485]

Maguire smells his pant after a crime fighting day gets over; “How did that get in there”

[@b9561-k3q]

Couldn’t stop laughing 😂😂 the diarrhea web shooting was beyond funny

[@richarddr1234]

"he stinks and I don't like him" is now contextualized perfectly.

[@panagiotispapapanagiotou7929]

Whoever didn't felt that he or she wanted to barf like 5 seconds after the introduction,it's a hero😂.

[@LuciStar721]

"With great power, comes great need for the toilet"

[@rexman971]

"He stinks, and i dont like him!" It all makes sense now.

[@MRZAIPIN4525]

Spiderman if he accidentally ate the radioactive Spider💀

[@MadWinte]

-Where is my paper?!

[@fudloppy2]

Absolute masterpiece once again 😂😂😂

[@garciasymbiote3799]

2:42 I love how in the original context Norman is the one that seems weird & inappropriate for leaving, but in this context, Harry, MJ & Aunt May are the one that are weird for looking surprised & asking why he's leaving, like Norman is the one that is actually sane😂 you totally flipped that scene, I love it

[@pretenderxxx2385]

yeahhhh😄

[@sarammathomas2635]

2:30 The sound of stepping on the poop is just lit😂😂. Great Work!!

[@jaysonkrishna7740]

"I missed the 'fart', where that's my problem" were the best lines of Shitman

[@jesussaves21]

Lol

[@randomgirlonyt508]

"I'm getting older I need to mature now!" Me at 2am:

[@TheShut1]

1:02 Missed an opportunity to change the text into "Gunmen Found Trapped in Poo" but otherwise another funny video, as always.

[@Just_Scratchit]

"what's your name kid?" "The human feces" comedy gold at its peak🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@NathanDrakeTheGreat]

_Some kind of freakypoo or something, wackadoo-doo._

[@victormafra4563]

The Chuck McGill cameo really caught me by surprise

[@ChaseEverything]

I like how the bit from Super Hero Movie was incorporated into this 😂 some crazy genius editing

[@graduator14]

Now this is a YTP!

[@morby1296]

“I’m gonna put some shit in your eyes” - Shit-Man

[@paulwells6611]

Its funny how the Green Goblin offers Spiderman the deal of a lifetime, but then Spiderman ruins it by farting and the Green Goblin takes back his offer and flies away. 😂😅

[@lieze976]

Laughed my guts off because of "crap, crap, mega crap"

[@ArtzTrax]

I almost died laughing when I saw this video for the first time, and I always find it very funny every time I watch it. 😆

[@thedreamsoldierful]

How tf are we still making new memes of Toby's spuderman over 20 years later?? 😂

[@Altopelirrojo]

2:32 - 8D

[@slendersera]

The power of feces in the palm of my hand.

[@Itosalix]

The Jameson scene was perfect.

[@raseenakm1417]

I died 2 times watching this😂

[@Miltypooh2001]

Guy: you smell like sh*t man Peter: I missed the part where that's my problem

[@sparketech]

1:31 is my fav

[@lavenderblues777]

This is my favorite "Spider-man but..." clip

[@BlueboiiiTheNerd]

That Chuck McGill cameo 😄

[@whoozie]

remember, with great poo, comes a great odour

[@thehsproductions3276]

This is probably one of the best if not the best video you have made. Haven't laughed this hard in a long time🤣🤣🤣

[@Album_Man]

“All dreams have meanings.” My dreams:

[@thebanishedjokervods6920]

This was so funny 😂 I hope there's gonna be a sequel. I can only imagine what Doc oc would say. Or even fighting in a diarrhea battle between venom and peter.

[@RockSmithStudio]

I lost it when Charles McGill popped up 🤣

[@SimBol1216]

LMAO I just finished binging Better Call Saul and did *not* expect to see Chuck here 😂

[@Bigquatkur]

The last scene is makes 100% sense now! This is art!

[@retrofedora7061]

When Spiderman mixed with Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) "I'm gonna put some diarrhea dump on your ear"

[@redhabenaissa5141]

This is work of art dude 😂😂, never stop plz

[@CitizenTechTalk]

That was amazing!!! Excellent work on the A.I and everything! Just excellent work!!!!

[@gyeongchankim5423]

Mr Dikovitch : Give me rent! Shit man : You get your rent when you fix this damn toilet!

[@natotatastudios]

Green Goblin: Imagine what we could acomplish together, what we could create... Peter farts and the goblin flies away. I was rolling on the floor laughing.🤣🤣🤣

[@CatzlovichCatnipAndCabbages]

I like the idea of green goblin trying to convince sh*t-man to become evil, suffering through sh*t-man's naturally foul musk almost puking but holding it back because Goblin feels compelled to turn the foul smelling avenger to the dark side then sh*t-man lets out a fart and goblin can't take it anymore and has to leave. Goblin: "Gah! Forget it, It's not even worth it!"

[@alexhale2696]

"Peter Pooper" got dem "bubble guts!"

[@fosminclorin]

Can't wait for the second and third part, this is such a funny concept 😂

[@nizukaid3389]

bullyverse - the only multiverse concept still going strong.

[@5fh9184gfdubc]

1:18 i mean... he ain't wrong

[@kronost06]

They're crap. Literally.

[@oneman2814]

The fact that I’m laughing at p00p jokes really shows my level of immaturity

[@sonofthecyrusthegreat]

2:44 OH MY GOOOODDD🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@doylerobertston1246]

Human feces: I’m gonna put some dirt in your eyes. Crook: that’s not dirt! Human feces: I miss the part where that’s my problem.

[@milk9817]

2:32 Bruh he really just step on it 💀 "Jesus norman, you're disgusting"

[@Spike1885]

these are all such gems, brings new meaning to youtube poops which is the point but still funny.

[@KLondike5]

"He stinks & I don't like him!" Good use of comedian Jim Norton's quick line in the movie. Though Jimmy would be best friends with anyone that farted that horrendously.

[@pengyzin8668]

Lol very true

[@peyuzumaki]

This man has some insane ideas. 😂

[@ChloeASMR91]

the bit where he pissed and shat from the ceiling hahahahaha