Spider-Man Snaps

[@ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123]

"Out of witty comebacks, eh?" Any sane Spider-Man villain would know that means you're fucked. Although I doubt Green Goblin could claim he was sane

[@Mockingjay1764]

I remember reading the comic where Spiderman is quiet and the villains get so scared. In the end, it's revealed that Spiderman was sick and couldn't speak.

[@KslovihEdahs]

​@@Mockingjay1764 ".....I have laryngitis."

[@hoh3336]

Or in superior spider-man where goblin knew that wasn't Peter simply from him not joking around and when he makes a joke about his bag calling it a man purse Goblin immediately says "it's you..."

[@riftwalking7718]

​@@hoh3336"the one and only!"

[@TRG_R17]

Reply 5

[@ghhn4505]

This really is one of those "even evil has standards" moments

[@xxxSaiyan228]

​@@alface935 "be polite, be efficient, have a plan to kill every Uncle Ben you see"

[@molassesman4066]

​@Alface935 be efficient *misses 7 shots*

[@Ffantom_15]

@@molassesman4066 be polite *T bags*

[@molassesman4066]

@@Ffantom_15 have a plan to killeveryone you know *has 1 plan, and its his lunch diet*

[@killerdragonark1128]

@@alface935 goblin is a professional, venom is a toxic ex.

[@lightknight6749]

Knowing the comics this actually seems like something Goblin would do just to mess with Spider-man

[@joshuamostyn5377]

Yeah green goblin was aiming for his nuts for sure

[@mattvolonte9026]

And then he would sleep with Peter's girlfriend. No doubt lol.

[@lightknight6749]

@@mattvolonte9026 sins past reference?

[@mattvolonte9026]

@@lightknight6749 I'm afraid so. I still can't get over that retcon lol.

[@SpamorammA]

​@@mattvolonte9026 aNd tHeN sIn eAtEr nOmMed on His sInS aNd tHeY wHerE bEeeEEeesT fRiEnDs, ThE enD... oh and then PAUL-

[@Spooder_Man1421]

Goblin: "I don't want to mess with your personal life" Also Goblin: " Freezing fridge I throw your girlfriend off a bridge"

[@yocapo32]

That's just a little bit of added drama, it gets boring without it, y'know?

[@levievil9220]

Ok so singing it makes it funnier

[@justincarawan-carawanco.pu1639]

"Let die, the woman you love... Or suffer the little children."

[@oceanberserker]

I'm guessing this was pre - Gwen Stacy incident?

[@levievil9220]

@@oceanberserker yeah

[@rehh2415]

“oh you’re married” bro, his son is your best friend 💀

[@wellingtonafonsodecarvalho9842]

It doesn't help that they don't know each other outside of the masks 😂

[@charlottewolery558]

That's the hobgoblin here. Different guy.

[@naingmon]

@@charlottewolery558 That's not the Hobgoblin, it's the Green Goblin. You can tell because he's green.

[@zemorph42]

​@@wellingtonafonsodecarvalho9842That depends on where they are on the timeline.

[@wellingtonafonsodecarvalho9842]

@@zemorph42 well that's true but we can see that they haven't figured out each other's identities yet

[@choboibigly6565]

Don't ask Kingpin what Spider-Man really looks like when he snaps 💀

[@greyson2344]

Dude got naked just to throw hands. You don't fight someone when they're naked

[@Rose-yx6jq]

Dude that was when Spidey actually snapped. That was when Peter snapped. He legit said that if Aunt May died, so would Kingpin. And he did none of that fight in the full Spider-Man costume, he mercilessly beat kingpin in just the pants. He obliterated kingpin as Peter.

[@Johntaco430]

@@greyson2344you know a mf is gonna do some crazy and fucked up shit when he gets buttass naked just to fuck your shit up

[@9751matt]

​@@Rose-yx6jqOriginal Back in Black, Peter beats up Kingpin and tells him that if Aunt May dies, you die. "You're just an overinflated balloon. And me? I'm the needle." Back in Black What If, where gunshot instantly kills MJ instead and Kingpin kidnaps Aunt May. "My two gunmen are going to kill your Aunt if you so much as move, so your going to stand there and be beaten to death by me. Any last words?" "Needle." "...Needle?" (Peter punches right through Kingpin's torso in one punch, webs up the first gunman with the same bloody arm on the other side of Kingpin's torso, then tells the 2nd gunman that he can join Kingpin's casket if he doesn't back off.) Peter, "Needle."

[@FluppietheRockruffFan]

​@@Rose-yx6jqAND HE WAS IN A FABRIC VERSION OF HIS BLACK SUIT BTW

[@rattboi101]

I really like this idea of how Spiderman interacts with his villains. How they're so honest with each other, and how they rescheduled the entire fight like it was a meeting. Also hearing Gobby talking fondly about his wife, idk, it's just very heartwarming.

[@beffbossinc.]

This would make a great animated series

[@ELbabotas1]

I like to imagine Norman hates her and Goblin loves her, like a system thing

[@abitofeverything1397]

When I saw the title I expected torture but it turned out to be a calm conversation between two struggling people, so it's safe to say I was pleasantly surprised

[@Dr._McDonald5]

Same

[@davidiberg1]

A suprise to be Shure but a welcome one

[@JP-TT]

I just could not handle Spider Man calling Green Goblin, "GOBBY" ☠️

[@kenstorm707]

Really? That's one of Spidey's most used nicknames for him. You have to have heard it before.

[@wilddeoren]

he says it the most in spectacular spiderman, its really common for him

[@Mega_idk]

It's a common goblin nickname, i'm guessing that internet slang ruined it for you. I get it.

[@thequestion8697]

You are so impressed by the moat unimpressive things.

[@_makeitreal_]

I love how this guy just wasn’t aware of green goblin’s nickname and now everyone is harassing him about it 💀

[@knuxuki1013]

I find it funny how The Goblin knows Venom messes with Spidey's personal life and implies that HE wouldn't lol

[@DatLeafyBoi]

This quite literally is the perfect blueprint for a Spider-Man abridged

[@YoungSlim51]

A spiderman abridged series would be great!

[@zemorph42]

I second that!

[@LadyCorthon]

I third this.

[@shadowbladeandlightin8889]

I fourth this

[@wolfmantheimpaler]

I fifth this

[@ViltrumiteIsRite99]

@1:27 “Oh, you’re married..? 🙂” THAT CASUAL DELIVERY TAKES ME OUT. 10/10

[@ericjohnson6120]

At least "One More Day" can't happen now

[@solblackguy]

We don't talk about "One More Day" around here

[@solblackguy]

@@artist-chan7784 literally the worst Spider-Man story of all time.

[@solblackguy]

@@artist-chan7784 yeah, I wanted you to find out for yourself. My words alone couldn't capture the injustice

[@oceanberserker]

​@@artist-chan7784Don't, man. For the sake all that is still Sacred and Holy in the world and for the love of Stan "The Man" Lee, God rest his soul, just. DON'T. Your sanity and love of Spidey will NOT survive. Or at the very least, you'll take an internal beating like you went a full boxing match with Worldbreaker Hulk. Edit: Oh, God. I'm too late. WAY too late. I'm sorry.

[@soulofflame9999]

One More Day?

[@ThePhantomTomo]

Hearing Gobby say that messing with Spidey's personal life isn't his thing is so surreal.

[@callofduty2473]

Its really one of those "im a villain not a monster" moments

[@booyah344]

Spider-Man: Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to spend the week inventing a blast proof cup Goblin: HEY, you want some help? You know, I'm something of a scientist myself. Spider-Man: ........ oh my god ......

[@redhood7650]

Goblin: what? I am a scientist?

[@ricekrispies4994]

Narration: and that’s when The Spider-Man (trademark) figured out that his arch-nemesis green goblin these nuts is actually Norman osbond!!!!1!1!1!

[@shamanspointofview8083]

You win 😂😂😂😂 🥇

[@ДмитрийРубежов-э1б]

- Whait... Peter? - OZBORN I SWEAR IF YOU WILL TELL HARRY ABOUT IT...

[@Michelletto0]

Bro nah, He threw the pumpkin bomb at his junk. Give Goblin some respect tho he fully apologised and wants to kill Spider-man but let him keep his Man Hood, Respect.

[@cojosox8211]

I wasn’t expecting it to be this wholesome. But I really like how this went. It ended up going from Spider Man being furious at Goblin for throwing a pumpkin bomb at his area to them actually relating to personal stuff, and then just going home and avoiding conflict for the rest of the week.. I really liked this one.

[@Johntaco430]

Ngl I was expecting it to be Spider-Man going fucking sicko mode. But this is ok too

[@TheShockVox]

But….but Gobbie absolutely goes personal with it! In the 90’s show as Norman, doesn’t he basically wink wink nudge nudge Peter, to let him know he knows he’s spider-man? It was hilarious. Good vid though

[@theadventurousneko]

And the sam raymie movie He knows exactly how peter got those cuts

[@notspider-man7777]

He literally pioneered messing with Peter’s personal life.

[@JurassicReptile]

he figured out Peter's real identity decades before Venom was even an idea.

[@lnsflare1]

This could be the... Third?... Green Goblin, who didn't know Spidey's identity and had no personal relationship with Peter Parker, IIRC.

[@TRG_R17]

Reply 5

[@Noahs_Chair]

The whole "That's a Venom thing" it's so good. At this point they are trying all to kill him but they are also hommies.

[@DracoInduperator]

I mean I can't really argue. Venom would probably think it's hilarious

[@SpideyFan-onst]

Now that's what I call a healthy relationship between enemies.

[@ДмитрийРубежов-э1б]

Its Like YEAH BRO I'M EVIL, BUT I AM NOT THAT EVIL.

[@SpideyFan-onst]

@@ДмитрийРубежов-э1б exactly.

[@imnotsosurethatsit674]

the way spidey is with the quips and humour, and how goblin is clinically insane, this feels like a super plausible interaction in the R-1-8 adult swim universe

[@pinoyjona]

So this is what happens if Peter and Norman had no history outside the superhero world.

[@SomethingEnds]

Bro, you deserve *MILLIONS* of views. Why aren't you famous already?

[@koyori5151]

Agreed this is beauty.

[@lightmastergiltcherxdx3894]

Welp maybe ya will jinx it

[@EdxSarxNatxChoc]

@Wade David It's not stealing. That's just making memes but giving it a voice dub. It's not a "solid jj" thing. Otherwise every platformer that exists is a rip-off from mario bros.

[@koyori5151]

@Wade David And all let's players stole the content style of the first person to post a video of a game them playing a game. What's your point.

[@1Guason3]

@Wade David Well, it is more narrow than the examples they gave you but both are using licensed characters, so I guess it is fair?

[@hatandhoodie_]

I was expecting a twist ending at the end, but there wasn't one, and honestly I actually like that. It's nice to one of these memes end in a wholesome way once in a while.

[@MTF-Alpha-9.Commander]

Spider-man: "You can try Gobby" Man that was so funny 😂

[@Mr-Alone77241]

Spider-Man went from "Fuck you" to "I'll see ya next week". Truly how men are 😂

[@AmbroseBoaBowie]

This is unnecessarily wholesome

[@mariotron8718]

A better reason for Peter and MJ not being married anymore than One More Day

[@yagadibooz8154]

Green goblin being happily married for over two decades is actually so wholesome

[@jonathancampbell5231]

In the comics his wife died years before he ever met Spider-Man and he threw himself into his work, becoming distant from their son Harry and also increasingly ruthless. He got his business partner fired and stole his research on an experimental superhuman serum. Harry, still a kid and mad at being neglected, messed with the formula, with caused it to explode in Norman's face and turned him into the Goblin to begin with. So in reality, if he WAS still married, he might not be the Goblin in the first place.

[@HiroshirouTavern]

1:06 *I turn around to see all of the R34 of Venom with Spider-Man that plagues the internet and then turn back around to see the video* . . . IT'S A CANON EVEN-

[@LairdErnst]

Surprisingly, refreshing comedy.

[@dlobelow760]

Never have I ever expected a calm version of SolidJJ Nice

[@corruptcamerupt2344]

This dynamic between them reminds me of like Sam sheepdog and Ralph the wolf from looney toons. Yeah they fight and are against each other, but at the end of the day they’re just doing their job and are pretty chill with each other.

[@JP-TT]

Such good voices for the caracters. Great content my man

[@warllockmasterasd9142]

In the Original comic. Spidey Snapped Gobby's neck.

[@atheontimesconflux1067]

It’s hilarious to think that: 1: Goblin has respect for someone’s manhood 2: He and Spidey SCHEDULE THIS STUFF 3: Goblin gets pegged.

[@anonimanonim2710]

Frenemiship is like the crab of entertainment media lol

[@halodragonmaster]

I didn't expect this level of wholesomeness from this but I ain't gonna complain.

[@AwkwrdPrtMskrt]

"I don't even know you dude" You're his best friend's father for Stan's sake.

[@ULTRAtheCYBORG]

This...Legitimately Felt Like Such A Real Conversation- And That Just Makes This Funnier-.. He's Evil.. But He's Not That Evil-

[@irespondtotheads7453]

Venom the type of villain to suck you off so damn good that you can't enjoy anything less than that pure symbectacy.

[@CCJJ160Channels]

Needed just one more! “(chuckles) You can try Gobby . . . you can try.”

[@byjohan832]

Proceeds to look up every 23 year married man in the city

[@chakinabox]

Dude, this writing is PERFECT for a Venture Bros. bit!

[@Jamie-qu4zu]

😂 It does give the vibe of when Brock tells the guy that he felt a lump when he was squeezing his junk.

[@chakinabox]

@@Jamie-qu4zu Dude, first time I saw that scene and heard the "pop" or sound, I thought he literally crushed it!......the alternative was kinda worse 😨

[@zilch-x1054]

When Spidey no longer jokes, thats when you run for your life.

[@The_Mixed952]

Professional Evil people have standards EX: Green Goblin. Non-Professional Evil people don’t have standards EX: Venom.

[@nyotamwuaji6484]

Them just talking makes me think of the Venture Bros when Doc is missing and hank and dean call the fucking monarch to find him and the monarch is all "no no, i havd something planned for maybe next week"

[@Ephermal_777]

Goblin looks like an DBZ Edition

[@shockwave7842]

This is basically solid jj 2.0,and i absolutely love it!

[@khizararif1355]

they're neck to neck in my opinion, they'll both probably benefit from the competition, constantly upping the stakes

[@Mate397]

I admit I didn't expect this to end in a surprisingly wholesome way.

[@idreadFell365]

According to “Scientifically Accurate Spider Man” the D will always fall off.

[@theboredbrawler4821]

This has Solid JJ vibes, and I'm loving it! The green goblin having boundaries is such a funny concept.

[@nekofrisk1005]

Why is this still more wholesome than any Spider-Man comic ever?

[@slothguy5946]

Because none of Pete's loved ones got killed or abandoned him this time

[@Emerald_Bandit]

This plays out like a venture bros skit, and I love it

[@SpectralWolfKing]

I like the fact that even evil has standards. Goblin didn't even realize it either

[@elric7415]

this actually sounds like it would really happen lol

[@RichtofenDr]

I love how that went but in reality it would go in the complete opposite way.

[@turtleninja16tn66]

Goblin: "23 years, love of my life" *The genetic illness rapidly approaching:*

[@Nekowr-FR]

This went way too wholesome, even for me 💀

[@LeftytheGansterGremlin]

I appreciate that there's no tricks here. Just sincerity.

[@MasterJunior93]

For the first time, Spider-Man and Green Goblin are simply shooting the shit and being bros to one another. We need more of these moments.

[@maliciousbugman]

This almost feels like an exchange that Brown Widow would have with a villain in The Venture Bros.

[@masaruten]

Clearly this conversation took place The venture bros universe where goblin is spidermans designated arch.

[@gavinopolis]

… why is this oddly kind of wholesome?

[@embr420]

Ah man reminds me of Venture Brothers 😂

[@netherlordgaming995]

"Professionals have standards"

[@abm5119]

Lol GG was legit like "for real, I'm just trying to kill you. I'm not trying to inflict grotesque wounds or anything like that"

[@HeyhoBrando]

This reminds me of the whole “hey I’m evil…but I’m not a monster’ type moments you know?

[@Scout_from_deep_rock_galactic]

I feel like you and solid jj would get along quite well

[@chrispy3369]

This is Flash levels of wholesome hero villain relationships

[@kai_lopez9855]

I love how they act like they're friends

[@childofscripts5969]

Kingpin being beaten up by Peter Parker

[@asialsky]

Less "snaps" and more "lays down some ground rules."

[@ricekrispies4994]

“I don’t even know you man” *Ironic*

[@alexthedemon2203]

I like how i get a call of war ad focusing on new york as im watching a spider man video

[@Lemuel928]

Spider-Man decided to make”Canons”the hard way.

[@shadowarchivist2382]

This was oddly wholesome. Well done.

[@MoonKnightFistOfKhonshu]

I love how they actually like talk it out like bro 😂😂😂😂😂 I laughed my ass off this whole video

[@trelltastic67]

I don't why, but Green Goblin here looks like a Dragon Ball character😂

[@idreadFell365]

Gobby… Gobbiru? Wait that’s the name of a lizard guy

[@lobowolf1540]

That was surprisingly wholesome

[@siatelecomsltdLondon]

"Even evil has standards" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@serifthegodofinsanity8823]

Lol goblin looks like hes drawn in in the oroginal dragonnall artstyle

[@albertocasaluci8738]

This would be Superior Spiderman if he wasn't a power-hungry maniac and a sociopath

[@mihaithecool]

I mean honestly that sounds like something Green Goblin would intentionally do

[@infj-tguy6275]

What an amazing relationship they have

[@Nestmind]

This is apparently how flash and his rogue gallery works. Crazy and amazing

[@lourahernandez1877]

(Anakin screaming) MORE

[@DRofYouTube]

Surprisingly wholesome

[@KaneLivesInDeath]

That was bizarrely wholesome...

[@JL-King]

This was surprisingly wholesome

[@-AirKat-]

Green Goblin: “I just wanna murder you, not torture you”

[@mr_chicke]

This gives me massive “simplicity of the rhino” vibes

[@Pimble_Pimbly]

I see that even the Goblin understands protocol. I wonder if he's signed with the league of calamitous intent.

[@neonannals4342]

I feel like this is the dynamic that Batman and joker have 😂

[@PyroFire_Flame]

"If you can't deliver its going to be one hell of a night" 🤣🤣🤣

[@moises3187]

To describe this video as meme, it would be called "when your villain is concerned about you and your personal life"

[@kanewaddington7985]

'Professional's have standards'--TF2 Sniper

[@bencourtois1184]

As a spider man fan i think this is amazing.