Spider-Man trilogy but Peter has no powers

[@milk9817]

"With no power comes no responsibility"

[@大]

yea

[@RoomInPiss]

I prefer no bitches

[@sam19917]

😂😂😂

[@aeroblaziken4145]

"No bitches" according to Human Spider 🤔

[@Its_just_vanessa]

😂😂

[@Night_Assailant]

"It's man, man." "It's man, man." "Does whatever a man can."

[@offinse9916]

Lookout

[@supersaiyangreen8910]

Here comes the man

[@dragons_hook]

He's got blood!

[@alesthra]

Girls! Girls! Watch out! Watch out! There's a two legged animal running about If it smokes a great big cigar and it hangs around at a bar If it tells the biggest lies, wears the loudest ties It's a man

[@munhoe95]

this is the same as calling water is wet and ur mom is a woman. 😂😂

[@natalico_01]

Such a motivating line " With no power, comes no bitches"😂

[@kiwirebelo]

Had me dying 😂😂😂😂

[@SOSO_CREPITUS]

@@kiwirebelo same holy shit

[@VOT3BYMAIL]

Ya and the top comment pretty much just un-writes the joke and makes it basic. Just goes to show HumanSpider "loves" any comment posted immediately.😂

[@realmallu1637]

LMAO

[@lordpuller2226]

This is why I read the Amazing Man.

[@Miku1773-n4b]

-"what's your name, kid?" -"the human" -"that sucks"

[@theintrovertedaspie9095]

"The amazing Human man!"

[@thundercat7809]

"Man Homecoming" "Man Far form home" "Man No way home" This is trilogy of how Man become a homeless

[@AndresVargas-r4k]

Man Man 2 Man 3 The Amazing Man The Amazing Man 2 Man: into the verse Man: across the verse

[@DRDDR8]

​@@AndresVargas-r4kinto the man verse and across the man verse

[@julianhernandez5778]

Man: Beyond the Man Verse

[@The_Untitled_Knight]

lol

[@Caine_west]

Is there a lore reason why he forms home? Is he stupid?

[@merlin2077]

Basically, spider powers are a curse: 1. Without his powers, Peter quickly loses the fight to Bonesaw and is forced to leave without the reward. So, he doesn't even come across Dennis Carradine and goes straight to get a ride with Uncle Ben, who remains alive in this timeline. 2. Norman Osborn becomes the Green Goblin and kills his opponents, but he would have no reason to kill Peter. In fact, if Norman were alive, Peter would have countless advantages... - Norman admired Peter and wanted them to work together at the same company. - Norman thought Mary Jane was gold-digging, and he was certainly right. Every time she broke up with someone, she went into the arms of someone else. If I were to guess what happened in the timeline, I would say that both Uncle Ben and Norman kept advising Peter to give up Mary Jane. - Harry Osborn would have no reason to be at enmity with Peter, because Peter never managed to date Mary Jane nor did he cause Norman's death. - In this timeline, butler Bernard wouldn't have revealed that Norman was the Green Goblin, and Harry wouldn't have become the New Goblin so soon either. - In fact, the green goblin would be a highly protective factor for Peter and Harry, as he would certainly kill all enemies that threatened this family. 3. Living life normally, Peter wouldn't waste time being Spider-Man, and Dr Connors wouldn't complain about his poor grades and that Peter hadn't written his paper on nuclear fusion. In this timeline, Peter would certainly have done this in advance, which means he would also have already detected the error in Doc Ock's original research, just as he did in the original timeline. In this timeline, Peter would be smarter than ever, and would have had more time to prevent the nuclear fusion accident, and Doc Ock would not have become a villain, but a renowned scientist. - In short, the second movie might not have happened. 4. Recalling the original story, Peter won over Mary Jane by saving her in the robbery as Spider-Man, then saved her again from Doc Ock. None of that happened in this timeline. So, this has very serious consequences for the story of the last movie... - Peter and Mary Jane probably wouldn't be dating the place where Venom's meteor arrived on Earth and Peter didn't become Venom. Since the symbiote didn't know Peter, it picked up someone else, or went straight to Eddie Brock. Eddie wouldn't have much reason to go after Peter either, because Spider-Man doesn't exist for them to take pictures of. - Peter would not have prevented any of the Sandman's crimes. So surely the Sandman got the money to save his daughter in advance. - Eddie Brock, if he had become a villain, would probably give up being a photographer and live committing crimes. - Peter would never have given the symbiote to Dr Connors, and he also wouldn't have had a chance to become the lizard. - Most likely Peter would have married Ursula Ditkovich, and not have paid any rent for the rest of his life. - Harry wouldn't be in the fight against Venom to be killed. - Mary Jane would have died to Venom, or survived and married John Jameson, who would take the entire curse for himself. So this comment is just a joke, but I think Peter would be happier without his powers.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

So in that timeline the world has unlimited energy from nuclear fusion, the green goblin is a superhero, Peter is a renown scientist who lives rent free, and many people would've survived. And let's not forget all the times Peter was late. None of that. He'd be punctual.

[@Crazymusician345]

Pleasant read 😊, I love what ifs, if only they made more of them.

[@ShayerSUtsho]

one correction: sandman and venom abducted MJ because of spidey to begin with, so she wouldn't get abducted either,and would just live out her life singing at the pub.

[@lavatr8322]

In this timeline Peter would've Married Ursula.... The Queen Peter deserved . She was happy just by His existence in the movie she did not even know Peter was spiderman

[@AIMelodies-f8e]

Mj wouldn't be abducted

[@subhasray1111]

"i did not knew you are a simp , especially a bicycle that everyone is riding "--- Wise words 💀💀💀

[@aswinkumar4051]

WOAH...WOAH...I DIDN'T REALISE IT TILL YOU SAID THAT...

[@johnmaco]

The Human Man's true development; stop being a simp

[@Toxic-g4w]

Simp means?

[@grayscale1416]

​@@Toxic-g4w It means a guy that is overly desperate for women, especially if she is a bad person, or has expressed her disinterest in him whom which he continues to obsess over.

[@playmakersmusic]

@@Toxic-g4w To add on to grayscale, it's putting time and effort, and in most cases money, on a woman whom you pedestalized, while the woman gives no sh*t about you

[@9yrkickboxing]

The blurry scenes after the glasses was a nice touch

[@rickswordfire4774]

You know, I'm something of a man myself.

[@ItsKindaWeirdBro...]

😂

[@SungryulYun]

Then you are not even an actual man

[@oguzefe2efe181]

🤣🤣

[@Alternative_Alba]

😆

[@Persion4786]

"Harry tells me you're quite the man!"

[@Brendanj101]

In this universe he gets beaten up, has no money and his uncle thinks he is a loser, yet still has a better life than Peter in the comics.

[@Mysticalmetal]

"Gimme all your money, freak!" "I don't have any money, Flash" "I don't have any money either!"

[@13SchizzlerLane]

😂

[@The_Untitled_Knight]

lol

[@Dat_guy96]

Being robbed in 2024 be like…

[@darlingbuilds]

when two broke people fight:

[@yuzhong-vq1cw]

💀​@@darlingbuilds

[@nardinyouryard]

No power, no charisma, no social skills, bro has nothing 😭

[@Crea_TV]

Don't forget can't see even with glasses/contacts, and is late for everything regardless. Has a messed up back and has bad grades and terrible attendance (b^_^)b

[@martinverner7390]

Except he would still be very intelligent

[@lavatr8322]

like all of us

[@Reac2]

Average male moment

[@yeahwhanever123]

he has a good connection with tech bllionaire

[@henningr5323]

Even with glasses Peter can't see shit. 🤣

[@kamo7293]

he needs to update his prescription

[@Dizmo215]

Damn 😂

[@TheCat_3]

@@kamo7293 i'd like to think instead of a ring he got contacts

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

He clearly broke his glasses.

[@CyrusN1]

he got the John Cena curse

[@johnnyguy9442]

You’d think this bit would get old. It never does

[@cabbage_cat]

In this universe Peter Parker got bitten by a man

[@大]

ok

[@milk9817]

Woke peter: "Oh boy yeah"

[@DAWOOD_25]

Then he became Man-man

[@anotherrandomguy6045]

Or the spider got bitten by a radioactive man

[@Pixelbob3942]

Not by just man. Radioactive man😂

[@groovesan]

that ending was so satisfying, oof. Don't be a simp. Be The Man.

[@ΑνίκητοςΓιαννούδης]

I am as powerful as Peter Parker.

[@大]

i am powerful as 大

[@milk9817]

"You and I are no so different"

[@ΑνίκητοςΓιαννούδης]

@@KLondike5 W

[@chalermponthasanatarakorn2626]

I am the combination of Peter Parker and Bruce Wayne

[@WillDan77]

I miss the part where that's my problem.

[@MusicLover-my6fo]

Referring to Mary Jane as "a bicycle that everyone's riding" is so good.

[@marcfilms999]

In the 3 movies at least she jumps guy to guy. First with flash, then harry, then peter, then a astronaut, then back to peter, then back to harry (under threat) then finally back to peter. Peter was kinda treated like crap by her. Even when she saw who he was. I get being a secret super hero would be hard to deal with but she has to understand that he's using his powers to save people. I wish they wrote her to be more understand at least in 3 once she realizes who he is. Its like a woman married to a soldier who gets deployed and then gets mad and cheat on him because he away from home for a year (sometimes with holliday visits).

[@kylespevak6781]

​@@marcfilms999Classic 90s simp

[@wilhufftarkin8543]

​@@marcfilms999 There are some men out there who fall for this kind of woman

[@Absolute_Goblin]

I loved the push lmao

[@Aerox90]

In today times you gotta be climate smart and share your ride 😂

[@circle1552]

‘You’re an embarrassment’ ‘Who are you?’ ‘I’m Man’ MAN STOPS SIMPING Had me in stitches

[@johnpillay1816]

All rescue attempts were thwarted by Black-Man 💀

[@kiwirebelo]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@AdamReece-k3q]

Who? Kingpin? (That’s a joke btw)

[@cancerino666]

​@@AdamReece-k3q spiderman gets a black suit in 3. Do MAN became Black-MAN in MAN3.

[@kain208]

Blacked

[@NyctitropistXR]

Without Spiderman, Blackman commits crimes. Damn.

[@blaisebaileyfinnegan8202]

"It's man man, man man. Does whatever a man can." Ten words and half of them are man. Beautiful and perfect.

[@bigc3gaming]

That is my fav part lmao

[@TrollMalefico1984]

*It's is composed by two words, so no

[@blablableep6811]

"Lookouuut!" I can't

[@realrealyforreal]

perfect balance... as all things should be

[@ImperialFederationGB]

Ah yes a new M A N video dropped.

[@大]

yes

[@grievouskeepintime3253]

Is there a lore reason?

[@HawaiianMaugaMain]

yeah im man

[@El_payaso2006]

Stupid?

[@wilfordbrimleyful]

Man lives in Ham City, are you stupid? This is clearly -Man.

[@kalharasamarathunga8470]

That bicycle joke was 🗿

[@humourunified]

"You know what... I'm somthing of a bitch myself" - neither norMan

[@alexbelikov6660]

Missed opportunity there

[@ferwend719]

norMan

[@number3Ihatetoontown]

My favorite one was from Peter Man: The board is Norman. You're Norman. Am I? No.

[@BlackSailPass_GuitarCovers]

4:15 caught me so off-guard lol

[@dreamingpanda]

The smile on uncle Ben after hearing that Peter isn't chasing MJ brings joy to my man-heart

[@Alternative_Alba]

Uncle Ben is happy for Peter. He can finally be a Man in this universe, instead of Spider 🕷️ Man

[@Shyuthrosnaevin]

@@Alternative_Alba

[@ShayerSUtsho]

timestamp?

[@johnrockyryan]

The "stop simping" sign is excellent, THIS IS CINEMA!

[@grievouskeepintime3253]

The Human Spider: "Just created an amazing man. What the FUCK should we call him?"

[@SuperbSwing]

Is he stupid?

[@InspirationalElephant-gu2yi]

The Amazing Human

[@jamesrichards2720]

Human-man

[@Ghostrunner7069]

*MAN*

[@grievouskeepintime3253]

@@Ghostrunner7069 But there's only one man named MAN. 🤔 Is Peter Parker stupid?

[@CrossBreedTacoHD]

The story started off quite turbulent and a bit depressing, but man did Man end up finding his stride, leaving us with a good and wholesome conclusion to the story

[@randomperson3935]

You know, without Peter’s powers, we are just basically watching the life drama of a struggling teenager. Now in this universe, he’s never gonna miss the part where that’s his problem and never putting dirt in our eyes:(

[@jasonlewis3742]

In this universe he'd most likely be a waiter. "I'm gonna put some salt on your fries"

[@number3Ihatetoontown]

I missed the part where that's my problem.

[@Alternative_Alba]

I would enjoy it if Peter could put tears in peoples eyes

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

In a way that has always been great about spiderman, he has all the teenager struggles, but is also a superhero. So if he can manage that decently enough and also do his hero job, so should be. It might be hard sometimes, but we'll manage.

[@badbatsukablyet1768]

I even wonder if there's a comic book in which Parker doesn't and never will have powers

[@marauder1085]

woke up blind gets hit by a stop sign twice and gets bullied by flash for not having money and gets called a loser by his own uncle, dude can’t catch a break.

[@oneoranota]

The ordinary life of many a man.

[@marauder1085]

@@oneoranota lol

[@motherplayer]

And he lost a wrestling match and will endure injuries he will need weeks to recover from, also out of pocket since they are not liable.

[@fire-typhoon123]

Finally i can relate to Peter Parker.

[@MackNJacishopper]

only break he could catch was his ribs from a steel chair.

[@demontamerbf18]

How come all the videos from this channel are just Sam Raimi's Spider-Man trilogy edits and I never get tired of them? I guess they're simply brilliant.

[@BlackAntoITA]

Journalist: The hostage has been identified as Mary Jane Watson. Man: I missed the part where that’s my problem.

[@FantasticExplorers]

...pizza time!

[@number3Ihatetoontown]

That's my problem.

[@randallvargas4457]

3:07 OK, you got me with the song!😂

[@smithwesson1896]

"What would Spider-Man be without his spider powers? He'd just be.....Man. Is that what you came here to play, Man 3? I don't think so." -Bruce Campbell

[@Xlos1048]

4:26 😂 I’m man.

[@thedanishlord]

Thought he said iron man for a second

[@ehvmertere2569]

"Remember, with no power comes no responsibility"

[@Colddirector]

"You're an amazing creature, Man. You and I are not so different."

[@natalico_01]

5:21 that Peter's laugh got me😂😂

[@Alternative_Alba]

I loved that part

[@Yeshua_the_Christ_saves_116]

That wasn’t his laugh though. Lol

[@anthonyrocha1980]

​@@Yeshua_the_Christ_saves_116 It's actually from Spider-Man 3 bloopers, at 0:22 of this video: kzbin.info/www/bejne/qKWveoCQd7SGq9Esi=awkzApS_X8KtVSUY

[@sepix048]

​@@Yeshua_the_Christ_saves_116it was, its from the outtakes

[@fperc4123]

😭💯🔥Broooo

[@Manobaru]

Finally, a Marvel's answer to DC's Man

[@つロつ]

That black man snuck up on Mary Jane 🤣

[@Dayz3O6]

venom lmao

[@LumosX]

she must have relaxed

[@imvengeance1526]

She got BLACKED 💀

[@PdZ2012]

She got blacked.

[@FirstLast.69]

Never be comfortable

[@mohammadabdulhaque8083]

That last thing was something else😂😂😂

[@dastvan8002]

He has the proportionate strength of a man.

[@notleks2411]

"With no power, comes no bitches." -Uncle Ben, 2024

[@thatonelemon-f12]

0:13 M A N .

[@bigguy2128]

Facts

[@OneLemonidk]

M A N .

[@Joseph-mo4gz]

What can i say

[@danalyze]

"Any change?" "Nope... No change"

[@Sir_Fast]

Me looking inside the couch for weed money

[@mrcluck2086]

Yuh​@@Sir_Fast

[@Vyush07]

I've got dirt in my eyes

[@danalyze]

@@Vyush07 I missed the part where thats my problem

[@Delicashilous]

3:42 Redemption Arc begins here.

[@NorydMatos-n8y]

the fact that the guy had the guts to not only show Peter that paper, but smile at him innnocently afterwards is savage

[@vojtechhavranek1176]

Perfect piece. But he forgot to buy himself a hotdog at the end.

[@georgeoldsterd8994]

My thoughts, exactly!

[@vampsith]

“I don’t have any money”

[@dominikmagnus]

@@vampsith well, he stopped simping, so probably have enough for a hotdog

[@cheese3764]

​​@@dominikmagnusI'm pretty sure that due to him getting paid double he has money for way more than a hotdog

[@Oltheboll]

"Man" what a masterpiece Why didnt it win an Oscar?

[@Gold952]

The Legendary Trilogy is finally back!

[@大]

ye

[@s4ndr3x98]

Spider-Man but he has no power= Spider-Man but he's happy

[@TigerChamp99]

This is exactly how the story of Spider-Man 3 should've ended.

[@cloudshifter]

Alien coming to Earth to fight be like 1:53

[@MasterEth]

I love that cut from Cafe to nightclub. It's like there is a shift in time and MJ realizes that Peter is literally just a guy years later when she trips again. What a great storytelling device

[@GoddessShadowYT]

How Peter Parker died due to *sheer rejection from reality* & Bully Maguire was born.

[@heathphoenix1341]

With no power comes no responsibility 😂

[@soumyadip7480]

Bully Maguire needs no powers, he's the boss eitherway🕷

[@Doughboy06]

With great Peter comes great peter

[@大]

yes

[@JarvisTastic]

*waggles eyebrows*

[@milk9817]

"Im something of a Peter Parker myself"

[@fromthegamethrone]

With Pete Peter comes great Peter

[@TigonIII]

But Black Man has a greater Peter.

[@poomchannel6945]

"it's man man it's man man" 3:12

[@commanderkeen3787]

The Cliff Robertson AI voice is perfect 😂

[@kenllacer]

3:47 That part was actually really good. Profound words from Uncle Ben.

[@driver7227]

I like that you didn't try adding glasses but showed blurry vision. Way simpler, yet effective

[@maher7894]

He is going to be a scientist after graduation and help people with his inventions, that is a real super hero than being a human arachnoid.

[@gwee111]

1:00 MJ falls so hard that her clothes switch

[@marcfilms999]

Its a super secret power. SHe failed as an actress and then became a cheap on the Vegas Strip magician.

[@number3Ihatetoontown]

That also happened on the video where I missed the part where that's my problem. These fries ain't too bad.

[@sp3edstr]

I love how Bully Maguire flirts with the landlords daughter while talking to MJ, which actually happened in the movie. 😂

[@Kixxerlol]

"Hey lets watch the new MAN movie"

[@eldarsadykov]

I think with such title it could be a deep psychological drama. "Man"

[@andrewrogers9236]

Song at 3:23 is Day 7 - The End if anyone was wondering.

[@maxmeier787]

Thx! I was wondering. ;-)

[@kl28]

I think you meant 3:10

[@jamesonweaver4224]

This probably inspired the Insomniac Man trilogy.

[@cheese3764]

You're not really off, but not right by any means

[@jamesonweaver4224]

@@cheese3764 ...?

[@rambu3013]

"I don't have any money neither" Flash relatable af😢

[@zerokoll20]

2:06 The amaaaaazing *M A N*

[@JosepiThe13th]

The best timelinr because he actually got to sleep with the hot secretary girl.

[@IceHauler]

Who need superpowers when you can have the hot secretary

[@Sepster1]

That's Liz Banks.

[@andrewpelechaty7634]

and probably his hot Russian neighbour too. Back of the net!

[@tizclips]

"I didn't know you were such a simp, especially for a bicycle that everyone's riding" LMAO XD That was hilarious XD

[@Kiwi_In_Japan]

I love that he wanted to call himself The Human Spider, and got named Spider Man instead, then rolled with that.

[@Sentinel82]

In this case, he wanted to be called "The Human" and instead got named "The Amazing Man". 😂

[@shriharihudli]

It’s because he realized that name was far better than what he came up with.

[@Steven_Padilla2000]

4:03 Smiling uncle ben cant hurt you . . . Hes not real 😢

[@lhfirex]

"With no power comes no bitches." Damn, Uncle Ben got that rizz back in the day.

[@marcfilms999]

Imagine his shenanigans he got up to before he married May. Love these vids. I doubt he will ever run out of meme ideas.

[@number3Ihatetoontown]

When he first proposed to her, they weren't ready.

[@mathiasdark1654]

With no power comes juvenile responsibility

[@tarikizgua1835]

5:14 "by black man" ayoooo 💀💀

[@RRSpeedySweets]

What's sus about that 💀

[@diegomelgar5866]

01:42 😅 i remenber that from the firefly

[@Shzy.]

1:11 I'm a photographer 🙂

[@TheFreedyShow]

This was so well done. The editing, the polish, the complete lack of spider, makes this work so much better. Superhero movie should have hired you to make the parody movie. What a masterclass on how to edit and make something extremely funny out of something so well loved. I can only imagine how long this took you to do. Bravo!

[@partsparis]

Not a hero parody Just your average human

[@ProductBasement]

Headline: "Man stopped simping" 😂😂😂

[@Alternative_Alba]

Perfect

[@Jezzascmezza]

1:43 caught me so off guard lol

[@1x.Shaunn]

4:15 Bully Maguire strikes again 🙏🏾

[@Oleksa-Derevianchenko]

4:59 oh my gooosh, Peter became freaking dominant 😂 intense flirting at work right in front of your boss

[@BlueRaiderZ]

Why did it sound like she said “shots” like 4 times at once

[@remysadventures-official8357]

You know...in terms of character growth, this is the best Spider-Man (well the best MAN): from simp to MAN

[@hill2hell]

3:51 Damn uncle Ben spittin out facts! 🤣🤣🤣

[@SkolneyVikings]

"I'm nothing without this spider" "If you're nothing without the spider, then you're just a man"

[@hapop]

"What's your name kid?" "The Human!" "The Human? That's it, that's the best you've got?" "Yeah." "Well that sucks..." 😂

[@sankalpbaranwal9190]

0:58 that transition always gets me 😂

[@sophearothno8800]

Peter married a girl next door. And he had a child. He went to buy some milk. "With no power comes no responsibility"

[@Гпник-д3ч]

MJ being held hostage by black man. LMAO Bruh! 💀

[@vampire_kiril]

lmaoooooo

[@reeeeee3793]

And peter parker laughing about it.lmao

[@vampire_kiril]

@@reeeeee3793 i do in real life, not even joking. that would be my reactionl

[@Patrick-kh9hy]

This. This is exactly what internet was invented for! Amazing job my MAN! It gets you back 20 years, to the old age and humor of the internet

[@aminashehu8628]

0:20 Lmao!!! What was the point of wearing the glasses then?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@snangolicous]

0:55, 1:22 and 3:17 is from his scuffed POV, too 🤓😂

[@brage218]

The bus stopping had me😂

[@therenzjohnmando3481]

Bro got cooked in the ring

[@Ben-vk6ce]

Bro the villain arc is coming in hot 😂

[@SomethingLikeACoder]

always a joy to see that The Human Spider has uploaded new Peak

[@lavatr8322]

3:40 This ..... This guys This is important😂😂🤣🤣