By alternating between irony and genuine opinions Dunkey casts a web of ambiguity, suffocating the viewer with confusion
@SkylerVernieu3 жыл бұрын
Web. Lol
@Mausso3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, this movie is hilarious. It's more than Raimi's brand of campiness. There is so much garbage story-telling, bad pacing, terrible acting, and awful casting to go around in this movie that it's practically a meta-narrative for the Fall of the Spider-Man franchise.
@dinotalovic61883 жыл бұрын
@@Mausso Everything you said was wrong. Spider Man 3 is an underrated movie that matured like wine. Sure, then it could be considered a decent above average, but today, it's one of the better sequels. Plus, definitely better than all the latest Spider-Man movies in recent years - So no, this movie can't be blamed. The fact that the fourth film was never made is to blame. And one more thing ... We couldn't blame Raimi for the contradictory state of this film. It was not his fault. So shut up and don't criticize anyone if you don't even know why it turned out the way it did.
@Del-Dokan3 жыл бұрын
Me: **Confused screaming**
@nihaalguptafbd3 жыл бұрын
@@cmor33 yeah we're all reasonable people here
@ratbabyy31174 жыл бұрын
1:38 Peter realizes that Spider-Man doesn't kill people so that means James Franco is still alive. Brilliant movie
@alllovemark3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@benzbeckman3 жыл бұрын
not even albert einstein could write this kind of script
@PomadaGaming2 жыл бұрын
WOOOOOOOO
@crucible10842 жыл бұрын
peter realizes spiderman doesnt kill people so he uses his multiversal level powers to warp reality so that harry lived
@hamzamemon30812 жыл бұрын
This is the most beautiful piece of writing to ever exist “I killed him” “You shouldn’t have” “Ok I take it back I gave him amnesia after being the reason his father died. HAPPY???”
@cooper79584 жыл бұрын
I love how Toby was able to exude the exaggerated swagger of a black suit in this film
@faust68373 жыл бұрын
The exaggerated swagger of a depressed superpowered young adult New-Yorker
@ripdito Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Thaelyn13122 ай бұрын
I wish I could like this twice lol
@chriskyle37133 жыл бұрын
If Spiderman 3 was so great, why wasn’t there a Spiderman 3 2?
@quaza20013 жыл бұрын
Cause Regi is just scared
@faketoddhoward72803 жыл бұрын
Unfunny joke
@CJ-420703 жыл бұрын
The universe would collapse since it wouldn't be able to handle it
@barnacles13523 жыл бұрын
@@faketoddhoward7280 unfunny guy
@BrendanJSmith3 жыл бұрын
Because Sony doesn't know how to make movies.
@chickenstrip_boi68564 жыл бұрын
James Franco actually transformed into that one black guy in the shop.
@kek8484 жыл бұрын
Many have theorized that that was the case, however 2 seconds prior the black guy is clearly in shot next to franco, disproving your argument
@emmabullock96044 жыл бұрын
@@chickenstrip_boi6856 Meaning that James Franco actually did die at the start of the movie and is actually a ghost that torments Peter
@lukeharding54304 жыл бұрын
that black guy is actually dunkey. i forgot he had a cameo in this movie until now.
@nesneros8284 жыл бұрын
It really makes you *feel* like that one black guy in the shop
@UnknownGamer404644 жыл бұрын
@@kek848 he killed him and took over his life
@Hi_Just_Fred5 жыл бұрын
This Dunkey is from the parallel universe where Spider-Man 3 was incredibly successful and the series went on for five more movies. Tobey Maguire won 3 oscars, a golden globe and a nobel prize for discovering a clean and highly renewable fuel source during the filming of the live action Spider-Man television series. Sadly, this universe's Dunkey died in a car crash on his way to buy Knack 3 at Best Buy.
@logannottheonefrommarvel99174 жыл бұрын
I'm The Map *Toys R Us
@Andythedrew14 жыл бұрын
And then Kiori died a week later...
@John-X4 жыл бұрын
Knack is shit
@writer57904 жыл бұрын
@@John-X no
@SeñorFajita4 жыл бұрын
poor Cicero no he’s right, knack is shit. But Knack 2? ITS A MASTAPEACE BAYBEEEE!!!!!!!
@bruhstoise5 жыл бұрын
This is one of the times I wished the review was 20 minutes long
@HueyFreemansDeadAlt4 жыл бұрын
Bruhstoise Just commenting so you can see how many likes you got.
@Armentitron4 жыл бұрын
Yeah man
@adityarajkhowalama4 жыл бұрын
Read my mind
@Stevenasty4 жыл бұрын
Facts
@breezingby26114 жыл бұрын
You can only pretend Spider-Man 3 is good for so long
@ballndie96884 жыл бұрын
I will never watch another spiderman movie until spiderman: the rise of bigwheel is released
@стрелок-ч7р4 жыл бұрын
Amen brother
@IcyDiamond3 жыл бұрын
The movies would never do Bigwheel justice like the comics did
@calebb2002 Жыл бұрын
@@IcyDiamondSam raimi can do justice to any spidey villian
@johnhein25396 жыл бұрын
"You'll get your rent when you FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!" was Tobey Mcquire's best-acted scene in the whole series imo. For anyone whose ever lived in a shitty apartment, Evil Peter Parker became their hero in that scene.
@Notsonorm6 жыл бұрын
John Hein that’s what I thought
@gawrgustich56336 жыл бұрын
True story
@papa-bazinga38636 жыл бұрын
What was the first one?
@FractalPrism.6 жыл бұрын
in most states you can actually do this to a scummy/lazy landlord, its called "rent withholding". ofc you must pay all the rent you owe once the repairs are performed!
@wjbushjr6 жыл бұрын
To be honest, Peter actually was changing himself to a decent human being because everyone was fucking him over. Though he could’ve just chilled
@sonicXassasinXa6 жыл бұрын
"He chooses nuts because it signifies he's gone nuts." M I N D B L O W N
@rayhaana.31536 жыл бұрын
all of our reading teachers prepared us for that one moment
@vidbro8036 жыл бұрын
After reading this I accidentally skipped back to that exact moment
@Lightersundew06 жыл бұрын
sonicXassasinXa fss
@ChristianFrates19972 жыл бұрын
Very clever!
@Finamajig Жыл бұрын
As someone whose taken film class; analysis is genuinely just like that
@lotus-prince6 жыл бұрын
"He changes his hair from the normal way to this evil hair."
@mZStarCraft6 жыл бұрын
He's ascending!!
@SirLordHatCawk6 жыл бұрын
TY for your RE2 video m8
@Lance_Lionroar6 жыл бұрын
That's so cool you watched the video too
@aconcerneduser49506 жыл бұрын
Que alien music.
@eruditeminds48876 жыл бұрын
Evil Peter Spiderman, killing the bimbos walking the streets.
@TheJerbol3 жыл бұрын
The hair change is the most powerful scene in movie history
@gaminggramps19562 жыл бұрын
"Doritos, Cheetos, or Fritos" - Uncle Ben
@nefariou5 Жыл бұрын
What was funny to me, is that the hair change is not really any different than superman putting on glasses to become another persona. But the Superman movies in the 90s ere less cheesy i doing that that SPiderman 3 was.
@simonunger25994 жыл бұрын
“Go make me some cookies with nuts in them.” - Spider-Man 3, 2007 - videogamedunkey, 1998
@tntalchemist4 жыл бұрын
Actually, Dunkey first said this in 1783. Funny enough, this is also the quote most attributed to causing the end of the revolutionary war and America's successful secession from Great Britain
@motnurky70554 жыл бұрын
-Dayron Arias
@glendarjj39914 жыл бұрын
Go make me some cookies with nuts in them -spiderman 3 2007 -Dunkey 1998 -simon Unger 2020
@codymacaulay14353 жыл бұрын
@@glendarjj3991 "Go make me some cookies with nuts in them." - Spider-Man 3, 2007 - videogamedunkey, 1998 -simon Unger, 2020 - glendar JJ, almost 2021
@glendarjj39913 жыл бұрын
@@codymacaulay1435 to be fair, it was 3 months ago, so I still said it in 2020
@thatrandomgenji67585 жыл бұрын
To people who actually haven't seen the movie, this must be genuinely confusing
@legiongamer-works-podcaster4 жыл бұрын
Go make me some nut cookies
@clitcrusader48974 жыл бұрын
This video is less confusing than the actual movie
@KianOntong134 жыл бұрын
Having seen the movie makes it more confusing tbh
@idontneedaname3184 жыл бұрын
I haven't seen the movie and I'm very confused
@arunnakamura74154 жыл бұрын
The climax was da bomb....it really was good but other than that everything is a cringefest
@mosquito94296 жыл бұрын
"With big power, comes big responsibility." -- Alfred, from Batman. --
@KonEl-BlackZero6 жыл бұрын
"Use the force, Harry" Gandalf.
@liamr93176 жыл бұрын
"To infinite and 🅱eyond" - *Elon* *Musk*
@rekius3286 жыл бұрын
"One cant simply go to Xen" - Master Chief
@roadtodawn80886 жыл бұрын
Mr. Splot “all we had to do was follow the damn trolley Niko “ -Trevor Phillips
@Whovian10296 жыл бұрын
'Picture of Alfred Hitchcock'
@ezpzgz3 жыл бұрын
This trilogy aged like a wine. Thank you Mr. Raimi
@mistamethylbrot21873 жыл бұрын
but one that was already opened. rewatching them i look like i chugged a glass of vinegar.
@travisbickle43603 жыл бұрын
Not spiderman 3
@jabir57683 жыл бұрын
@@mistamethylbrot2187 honestly I still watch them once in a while
@gigaatom3 жыл бұрын
It aged like two bottles of fine wine and a third that avi arad and the Sony executives spat in Edit: 3 is still a fantastic movie (not "because of the memes" it's actually an amazing film still) I just hate Avi Arad for getting his greasy hands on this movie.
@shreyanshdhakad75682 жыл бұрын
@@mistamethylbrot2187 Idk man I liked all of them alot.
@TheThirdPew6 жыл бұрын
Finally some appreciation for this overhated movie
@TimeThing-ex9tc6 жыл бұрын
In all seriousness, this movie is very flawed, but it has a lot of heart and soul, and it's lovable in a way.
@JCcrackle6 жыл бұрын
I think it was just paced badly, which is understandable considering there is three villians
@lukacola72966 жыл бұрын
Hey daddy
@ryandouthart45356 жыл бұрын
It's April fool's you idiot
@paulavanderzon43346 жыл бұрын
Nathan Zed I
@connerklein28736 жыл бұрын
Wow. I know this is sarcasm, but this actually almost made me change my mind about this movie. Well done.
@dudders916 жыл бұрын
I think the some of the final things he said about it were kinda true.
@tajusn40446 жыл бұрын
I actually enjoyed that movie...
@rekius3286 жыл бұрын
Spider-Man 3 IS a film about layers tbh
@jaysongreen67416 жыл бұрын
@@rekius328 ogre layers
@Jack-mj3zy6 жыл бұрын
The main problem with this movie is the presentation and pacing, otherwise rami was always good at visual and symbolic storytelling
@itriedtochangemynamebutitd50193 жыл бұрын
If Peter hadn't asked for cookies with nuts in them the movie wouldn't have been the same
@Hyperbolic_G3 жыл бұрын
Finger guns? Nope. Go make me different cookies. Biggest chad move in all of ever
@JAJE3U86 жыл бұрын
"To signify this man has gone nuts". That's some next level literary analysis. xD
@LuongNhon90006 жыл бұрын
can you explain it?
@durrbird58446 жыл бұрын
Luong Nhon 'nuts' is a euphemism for the word crazy and insane
@durrbird58446 жыл бұрын
gotta agree that dunkey's level of sarcasm is nuts
@Wintd16 жыл бұрын
The curtains were blue.
@youarebeingbaited9526 жыл бұрын
It means that he is secretly a squirrel.
@ehabshanan16016 жыл бұрын
Great things always come in 3's. Spiderman 1, 2 and 3. Knack 1, 2 and 3.
@HawkBreland6 жыл бұрын
half life 1, 2, and o
@FallenLiight6 жыл бұрын
Ehab Shanan but what about Half-Life
@tastethepainbow6 жыл бұрын
But Spiderman 3 wasn't that great...
@AhriBestWaifu6 жыл бұрын
there are actually 4 spider-man movies the fourth is a prequel about peter's great grandfather in the Great Gatsby
@Yashahiro_6 жыл бұрын
Ehab Shanan now we just need World War 3
@626YoDaddy6 жыл бұрын
Not the review we wanted, but the review that we needed 👏👏👏👏👏
@williamthegeckowallace35736 жыл бұрын
whats the review we wanted?
@Luka__16 жыл бұрын
meme review👏👏
@tumidfern27036 жыл бұрын
Well apparently dunkey is now a movie critic.
@Luka__16 жыл бұрын
movie review👏👏
@cowlikenuts6 жыл бұрын
t. Spiderguy
@armitx93 жыл бұрын
I like how venom is not once mentioned in this review and you still get a complete summary of the movie, yet he's in all the marketing
@brianvaira4863 жыл бұрын
It shows how shoehorned venom was in that movie
@schuug5 жыл бұрын
"How's the pie?" "Euuuaagh?!"
@Jack-tt2cf5 жыл бұрын
Does anyone know where that sound comes from?
@EvilApple5675 жыл бұрын
@@Jack-tt2cf It's Tim Allen's trademark grunt from the 90's sitcom Home Improvement
@origami77495 жыл бұрын
@@Jack-tt2cf Home Improvement. da best
@jakerose47135 жыл бұрын
Christian Kiyawasew literally busted out laughing at this part 😂😂
@thisisfyne4 жыл бұрын
@@EvilApple567 Jesus christ I thought it was Scooby Doo
@grandpasuho6 жыл бұрын
Never played league but after watching this, I'm gonna take a crack at it. Great review.
@SaintJimmy3796 жыл бұрын
Abandon all hope, ye who enter LoL
@DarkTree6 жыл бұрын
don't do it, i've been chained to the machine for months now, don't enter the game of no return
@jkid35256 жыл бұрын
If u enjoy AIDS, sure.
@dino_dave93936 жыл бұрын
fruitloops don’t play that game it’s a drug and you will hate yourself the whole time you play it
@your_local_noob92026 жыл бұрын
Have fun in hell
@xDBTYBNDTxZuricks6 жыл бұрын
Great league video dunderson I really liked the part where you almost got a pentakill with Mundo but then that asshole akali stole it.
@drunyon2146 жыл бұрын
That was actually Spider-Man dressed up as Akali
@unimprenditore6 жыл бұрын
Not even close babbyyyyy eheheh
@brick67116 жыл бұрын
Synapse content incoming
@christzavelas69506 жыл бұрын
xD4B00TYB4ND1Tx Zuricks happy april fools
@AeonForce116 жыл бұрын
No that was Akali dressed up as Peter Parker.
@johndeman78992 жыл бұрын
I rewatched Spider-Man 3 recently and it’s actually way more interesting than a lot of modern marvel films
@glendarjj39912 жыл бұрын
Most entertaining watch of the trilogy. Bully maguire is hilarious
@Br-kc2jy2 жыл бұрын
@@glendarjj3991 Yeah, I 100% believe that Sam Raime was like "Fuck it, let's make a comedy" like he didn't want to make *this* movie, he wanted to go on another direction but Sony didn't let him, so I think he just went with it
@glendarjj39912 жыл бұрын
@@Br-kc2jy "you want venom eh? I'll give you the stupidest venom you'll ever see. And it will be comedy gold!"
@galactic852 жыл бұрын
Agreed. It's not as good as the other films and has major problems storywise but I would rewatch it over a lot of mcu movies.
@brendan012 жыл бұрын
@@Br-kc2jy ask avi arad
@NabberDog6 жыл бұрын
Phew! I was worried for a second he was pranking us with a new league video instead of the Spider-Man 3 analysis we've all been waiting for
@jeremy57596 жыл бұрын
He's saying "you're safe now, but in spider man 4 I'm going to shoot you with a pistol" - dunkey 2018
@HerinAlenta6 жыл бұрын
Jeremy I lost my shit when he said that 😂
@Calamaistr6 жыл бұрын
i disagree i think he meant to say 'this is a bang' 'this is a bang' 'id bang you' 'bang bang bang'
@byeah42775 жыл бұрын
James franco randomly doing the Tim Allen "Aeughh?" Made me laugh, but it also made me violently angry
@AmbitousStylez5 жыл бұрын
lol y
@angelopolo37615 жыл бұрын
Hey I watch jerma too
@angelopolo37615 жыл бұрын
Byeah
@RyanxDunn4 жыл бұрын
I really relate
@evshrug3 жыл бұрын
Kinda comes out like a villain laugh, yes?
@Zakara6754 жыл бұрын
The thing I love about this video in particular is it is a stunning example of dunkey's comedic talent but also of his skills as a critic.
@User-xc1ml3 жыл бұрын
Critic? Wah?
@benzbeckman3 жыл бұрын
@@User-xc1ml is a joke video. stop replying to every goddamn comments that try to praise the vid
@Onnethox6 жыл бұрын
Damn, James Franco hiding under the table?! You just dcking blew my mind for real :0
@gdfish35326 жыл бұрын
I honestly think it's much more likely that he was just the black guy all along.
@bookle58296 жыл бұрын
I was younger back then. Now as an adult, I get it. lol
@wDoucheCanoe6 жыл бұрын
That's not the only thing I dicked.
@RazorM976 жыл бұрын
in the movie there's Emo spiderman
@032_m.alfathcirrus56 жыл бұрын
Godfish Nah, the black guy was the other and he was like "ayy dood wtf"
@Maxisamo16 жыл бұрын
"He changes his hair from the normal way, to uh... This evil hair"
@011001010111001001115 жыл бұрын
I straight up still heard "emo hair".
@skylerwong40306 жыл бұрын
Whoever liked this video is safe now, but whoever disliked it is in trouble. In Spider-Man 4 he will find you and shoot you with a pistol.
@TheGoldenEmperor5 жыл бұрын
Pro Scopez whats wong?
@x-rax7164 жыл бұрын
Spiderman 4 won't release
@cody323903 жыл бұрын
“The movie starts with Pete, he sees his best friend, James Franco, and he clotheslines him down an alley and kills him.”
@tarunmenon80286 жыл бұрын
Why is this released on April 1st? Dumb people are gonna think it's a joke.
@bitnev6 жыл бұрын
Totally true.
@spudacusgaming85616 жыл бұрын
It was originally him pretending to go back to League of Legends and that was the joke. But he changed it's name & thumbnail because April 1st is over.
@Theo-bp5oz6 жыл бұрын
Spudacus Gaming woke
@johnnyboy33906 жыл бұрын
Spudacus Gaming no he changed it yesterday because he got reported for misleading title info
@mr.sleepyhead84016 жыл бұрын
Jackson Joseph How do you know he got reported?
@Avatar0136 жыл бұрын
This was your most serious video. 8/8
@cranberrysauce64785 жыл бұрын
Salvador Suazo You haven’t seen The shining video have you?
@rachel_mck6 жыл бұрын
This is when I realised that James Franco is actually hiding under the table
@westhefitting41052 жыл бұрын
Three and a half years later it still blows my mind this is legitimately the best case for Spiderman 3 that exists on the internet.
@mortaljason6 жыл бұрын
"The spiderman who had defeated bonesaw" I spit my drink lmao Dunkey is always gold
@JoeMama-yd1ve6 жыл бұрын
Yeah that part really cracked me up. I still quote Bonesaw to this day.
@ChapuleTaylor5 жыл бұрын
@nik Bahtin you're that ninja...
@calebflores33895 жыл бұрын
"Cum on my face, brother."
@Nocturne335 жыл бұрын
Who's bone saw?
@ChristianFrates1997 Жыл бұрын
@@Nocturne33 Randy Savage.
@sethwatson984 жыл бұрын
It’s like my man Tupac said: “no one man should have all that power” - Jay Z
@becidju3 жыл бұрын
Wait what is it come from jay z or tupac
@macajimbo3 жыл бұрын
@@becidju it comes from Kanye but he said that as a joke
@andyzhang78903 жыл бұрын
Naw I swear this is a quote from Mozart
@slickryder3 жыл бұрын
@@andyzhang7890 ...it's a quote by Adolf Hitler...
@legendx74563 жыл бұрын
So it’s a joke by Jayz, Tupac, Kanye and Adolf Hitler? That’s pretty crazy
@KwijGaming6 жыл бұрын
If he didn't change his hair I don't think I'd ever notice he became evil
@NextGenHero6 жыл бұрын
Kwij Gaming growing up I thought he was a different actor because his hair changed
@jorosschristantabliago10674 жыл бұрын
In all seriousness, Spiderman 3 taught me that not all heroes are good, and that's how I changed my perspective with superheroes. This movie taught me that even Villians have some good inside of them. This movie taught me that you should never abuse your power. This movie taught me about regret and shame. This movie taught me that even strong humans can go nuts. This movie might be the biggest and if not, the best movie in the whole MARVEL universe. at least, for now.
@KingPancat3 жыл бұрын
Spider-Man 3 is my favorite movie of all time and has been since I was 3 years old
@naughtiusmaximus3 жыл бұрын
Its better than Iron Man Bitch Version of Spiderman of MCU
@flamingcat11013 жыл бұрын
@@naughtiusmaximus agreed. Hope they fix that in the next film
@flamingcat11013 жыл бұрын
@@naughtiusmaximusBut um, what's so funny about Naughtius Maximus?
@naughtiusmaximus3 жыл бұрын
@@flamingcat1101 its got to do with the legend of Bophadese the Wise.
@accordintojordan42505 жыл бұрын
I love how he starts by saying “he sees his best friend James Franco, and he cloths lines him in an alley and kills him”. Like, James Franco doesn’t even do anything, he just sees him and cloths lines him. 😂😂😂
@Luke-xi2pq5 жыл бұрын
Accordin' to Jordan I bursted into tears just hearing the sound effects of Peter clothes lining him, lol!
@Varooooooom4 жыл бұрын
Luke Milbocker - That long pause afterwards kills me every time
@widdlewanwon2 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@PomadaGaming2 жыл бұрын
Yes that is as a matter of fact the joke,just like when he says the guy who spliced newspaper art Peter made then called him jealous when as a matter of fact he did splice it was his biggest fan lol. It is,in fact,the joke.
@jollyroman66954 жыл бұрын
0:56 I always thought that close line was the most realistic part of any super hero movie. Instead of the typical 10 story jumps that everyone does without wincing, Harry falls about 3 stories and spends the rest of the movie disabled because of it
@cheraagarora31272 жыл бұрын
using amnesia as a plot device was very dumb tho
@pokokuyo512 жыл бұрын
Yeah sure bro conveniently getting hit to the head as a set up for amnesia plot device,totally organic
@myleg...2 жыл бұрын
@@cheraagarora3127 He was faking the amnesia. That's why he winks at Peter
@cheraagarora31272 жыл бұрын
@@myleg... no he wasn't. at a certain point in the movie he regains his memory when he sees his father in his mirror. he did pretend he still had amnesia though when he was talking with peter in a cafe when he winked at him but he still did have amnesia before all of that.
@lolibetic22062 жыл бұрын
@@cheraagarora3127 why is it dumb tho
@CezaMVO6 жыл бұрын
Dunkey sees the truth we can't see
@วันเฉลิมเหล่าคนค้า6 жыл бұрын
รลกบลทกดรงฟัไลกผ25519ฟฟฟกห งปพลลปหลเ
@moisesferrel41376 жыл бұрын
He's got 10 insight
@วันเฉลิมเหล่าคนค้า6 жыл бұрын
CezaMVO ฟรบบบลกลดดรยกห
@Literally-God3 жыл бұрын
When Spider-Man 3 changes his hair to the evil hair, that is when he truly became Heisenberg
@fbi38773 жыл бұрын
ON GOD
@DammitSinged6 жыл бұрын
_Me and you can rule this city Spidahman._
@motnurky70556 жыл бұрын
Limecatcher YOU CHOOSE SPIDAHMAN
@MossyMoht6 жыл бұрын
I thought it was 'spoodermon'
@ccpspy49266 жыл бұрын
I like ur profilepicture dude
@Ejodai6 жыл бұрын
Stop being dank!
@lilspotless6 жыл бұрын
Which video was this from again
@mmalka60986 жыл бұрын
Haters will say its an April fools joke
@mikegemme54046 жыл бұрын
movie was garbage
@Rob5266 жыл бұрын
you just used it 3x rip ur brain cells lol.
@Rob5266 жыл бұрын
did you really edit the post to make it two times that you said it which should not be named or am I an idiot
@domoarrigato32526 жыл бұрын
mikegemme5404 I loved it
@McGilm3426 жыл бұрын
*Intro rock music plays over League of Legends footage* ..I'm finally bac- Spider-Man 3 is the best movie that Spider-Man made. Since its release in 2007, critics have spent countless hours analyzing every frame, every scene, every line of dialogue in search of its many subdued themes and messages. Like Garfield, Spider-Man 3 is a film about layers; on the surface, it's your typical thrill-a-minute Blockbuster with cutting-edge special effects, but upon further viewing your start to understand this is merely a façade - a false attempt to placate a broader audience. In superhero movies, you can only tell two different stories, really, the origin story or a story about heroes learning to work together as a team. Spider-Man 3 shatters expectations by not giving you the rise of Spider-Man, but rather the fall. Peter Parker becomes tangled, if you will, in a web of violence and deceit, and ultimately, becomes the villain. The movie starts with Pete. He sees his best friend, James Franco and he clotheslines him down an alley and kills him. Then we're introduced to Sandman, who we learn is a great father trying to save up enough money for his daughter's surgery. So Spider-Man gets wind of this and kills him in a sewer. Then the city throws a parade for Spider-Man and he kisses some bimbo, right in front of his girlfriend, then he meets this guy, who is actually his biggest fan. Up to this part, I kinda figured out that maybe Spider-Man is just having a bad day. We all know he's good guy at heart. But then fucking stupid-ass James Franco starts being alive again, so Mary Jane dumps Spider-Man, for no good reason and then she says she's seeing another guy. Spider-Man in a state of such distraught and fragility goes to the only guy he thought he could trust, James Franco, who goes: "I'm the other guy" Fucking backstabbing piece of shit James Franco. Now this scene is essential, Peter looks back in the café and that little bitch winks at him and then boom! like that he's gone. Now the question is... where the hell did he go? The truck takes like one second to go in front of Peter, and then he disappears. This is where I realized that James Franco is actually hiding under the table. Think about it. Naturally, Spider-Man slams James Franco into a wall, and then chucks a fucking grenade at his head. Then we cut to Spider-Man being fed a plate of cookies and he says: "You got any with nuts?" - "Go make me some cookies with nuts in them" Now this is actually a very clever scene when you think about it; In life there is such a rich variety of cookies - peanut butter, chocolate chip, mint cookies, oatmeal raisin, but director Sam Raimi has Spider-Man consciously choose nut cookies, to signify that this man has gone nuts. Do you guys get that? You have the scene where Spider-Man is pointing at various women on the sidewalk, now look at the gestures he's making with his hand. He is saying to these women "You're safe now, but in Spider-Man 4 I will shoot you with a pistol." But it's not until this moment where we, the viewers, see that faint flicker of hope within Peter snuffed out. He changes his hair from the normal way to this evil hair. This is when the Spider-Man I knew, who had lost uncle Ben, who had defeated Bonesaw, this is when he had become truly lost. Spider-Man 3 tells a dark story that confronts the audience with serious questions, and for this reason I think it became a very divisive film. It's a movie from a different era, where artists were encouraged to take bold risks, uninhibited by close-minded executives, and I sincerely doubt we'll ever see Marvel reach these heights again. Like Alfred said - "With big power, comes big responsibility."
@kuroibail24985 жыл бұрын
Now that's some dedication right here. Can you make that with every video?
@teasercz16205 жыл бұрын
Homecoming better (BTW no way iam reading that :D)
@rya35 жыл бұрын
K
@Daniel-Rosa.5 жыл бұрын
This gives Dunkey a bit more of the deserved appreciation for his writing. He writes some really good essays. His text has sarcasm, but this comment doesn not.
@succgod81015 жыл бұрын
Where's the English sub?
@d3nkmess3 жыл бұрын
I still remember how the video was originally titled & had a thumbnail indicating it's a league video, given it was april fools it was perfect.
@timmytacoburrito5 жыл бұрын
When you search up "Mastahpiece" on KZbin, this is the first video that pops up. Spider-Man 3 is a Mastahpiece
@rosealvarado051125 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Huerta I LOVE YOU TIS BEAN
@timmytacoburrito5 жыл бұрын
@@rosealvarado05112 I love you too tis strawby :)
@rosealvarado051125 жыл бұрын
Answer me :(
@Mehmet-ef7qc5 жыл бұрын
its actually a bunch of dunkey vids
@Armentitron4 жыл бұрын
Maystapeece
@masihganjvar56476 жыл бұрын
This is actually genius.
@Quincy_Morris6 жыл бұрын
Mr. No Name spider man 3? Yeah
@Bassoonify6 жыл бұрын
Good video dunkthemoviemaker
@TheNineFiveSeven6 жыл бұрын
Bassoonify RIP Ralph
@korzoto33696 жыл бұрын
Bassoonify ... Hey... HEY I GET THE JOKE I KNOW WHAT A RALPHTHEMOVIEMAKER IS!!!!
@bradenkovalovich44726 жыл бұрын
They said it was gonna be an easy grab... WELL IT AINT NO EASY GRAB THEY GOT D
@ketepunzelmank47016 жыл бұрын
Hi I'm Charles Styles, I come from the company called Mystery Diners
@shrimp12766 жыл бұрын
*I'M ALVIN FLANG*
@requiem_11173 жыл бұрын
Aside from the satire in this vid, the criticisms of this take are god tier, i used this vids general points on an essay in HS and got a 100%
@User-xc1ml3 жыл бұрын
There are no legit criticisms, wtf are u talking about?
@mansur_ali3 жыл бұрын
So u did plagiarism and hot a high grade?
@pip43493 жыл бұрын
@@User-xc1ml lol
@TheXManager16 жыл бұрын
I think the pizza delivery mission in spiderman II the video game was much more critically acclaimed.
@c_mill24516 жыл бұрын
I F L I P T H E P I Z Z A S M R A Z I Z W I L L F L I P O U T
@thewallofguns5506 жыл бұрын
Insidia OH NO DOCTOR CONNOR CLASS
@KanekiKen-fc3qo6 жыл бұрын
C_Mill24 PIZZA TIME
@plachenko6 жыл бұрын
And to think they put the pizza delivery music in league after seeing this review is a shame on riot games!
@mons30206 жыл бұрын
THESE PIZZAS ARE MY LIFE THESE PIZZAS-re fired-THESE PIZZAS GoooOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO! THESE ARE MY PIZZAS!
@thegoldencaulk27426 жыл бұрын
April Fools! Dunkey _was_ black the whole time!
@Laffey166 жыл бұрын
He's actually of Puerto Rican Decent thank you very much!
@tvhead41856 жыл бұрын
Lol too funny
@giygas_95776 жыл бұрын
TheGoldenCaulk "Haha! I was gay the whole time!"
@ServantOfSatania6 жыл бұрын
Oh man, I thought he was Asian
@jurrasic106 жыл бұрын
TheGoldenCaulk From the video that seems like it but I'm not quite sure...
@sirvictorfeathersworth50816 жыл бұрын
I like how even your April Fools videos are really high quality. This shows you're the real OG
@plasmaoctopus17286 жыл бұрын
Its so good can't even tell if its a joke or not lol.
@Spumoon6 жыл бұрын
Right? The bit at the end is actually so true it hurts.
@NotSoDrewby6 жыл бұрын
does it matter, he made me look at a bad movie in a way I've never thought about. whata legend
@hasankaiser45632 жыл бұрын
Jokes aside, Spider-man 3 is actually criminally underrated. First off it's composition and visuals are incredible, and second of all it had something which MANY superhero films lack now: A full character arc
@glendarjj39912 жыл бұрын
Also who doesn't love bully maguire. The man is iconic.
@hasankaiser45632 жыл бұрын
@@glendarjj3991 Yes exactly. You're not bored at any second of watching him
@MrLednard2 жыл бұрын
Indeed. Eddie rising from new guy to star of the daily buggle only for us to see his inevitable downfall, then see him climb back up by finding God like Bully McGuire suggested to him is really impressive stuff.
@Vassilinia2 жыл бұрын
4:07 pretty much sums up the entire video.
@bizbirthdaybash24942 жыл бұрын
finally watched spider-man 3 for the first time last night... I think it's iconic haha. Quirky, weird, good story... It has aged so well (which is better than I can say for some marvel films) and I would watch it again in a heartbeat.
@Elliot-q7s5 жыл бұрын
When I was younger I thought that when Harry disappeared in the cafe, I thought he turned black
@sykurru3 жыл бұрын
Foreshadowing of The Skrulls in Marvel Universe,lol
@Chorse49413 жыл бұрын
@Sykurru *MCU
@fnaccount11183 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@ln53216 жыл бұрын
It was funnier with the original title. Why change it?
@HallsteinI6 жыл бұрын
What was the original title?
@calebpagan22266 жыл бұрын
L N Its a lot less interesting
@TheBlackopskid126 жыл бұрын
L N youtube thumbnail policy issues or some bs
@midnightcs14826 жыл бұрын
video can get taken down, youtube policy lol title doesnt match the video it breaks there guidelines
@Eichro6 жыл бұрын
youtube can take down a video with an unmatching title?
@zeoxdragon6 жыл бұрын
I don't know if this is an april fools prank or just a normal Dunkey video.
@freeofkings6 жыл бұрын
Is there a difference?
@kalo47powercore6 жыл бұрын
zeoxdragon I keep forgetting it’s April fools day.
@kalo47powercore6 жыл бұрын
The Real Jackalope good point. Everyday is like April Fools day to this guy.
@goodsmithies8126 жыл бұрын
zeoxdragon it was formally a April Pranks Day video given a title & thumbnail about LoL, but apparently got taken down for being misleading - YT is doing great
@sapphocomputers6 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@HarrisonMagid3 жыл бұрын
Whenever I watch Spider-Man 3 now, I can't stop thinking about James Franco hiding under the table. I laugh at that part every time now.
@adriano92166 жыл бұрын
“But in Spider-Man 4 I’ll shoot you with a pistol” lool
@NeedAVacay-y5u6 жыл бұрын
Adrian Ö that’s my favorite part
@mZStarCraft6 жыл бұрын
Dunkey is my 3nd favorite black youtuber that beat sky billiams in smash.
@tFighterPilot6 жыл бұрын
He is actually of Puerto Rican Descent
@Dragonforce2536 жыл бұрын
tFighterPilot no he’s black
@ost50516 жыл бұрын
Personally he is my 1th
@thegamingdeku6 жыл бұрын
trob3575 pssst. its a joke
@forsakingdeeznuts80146 жыл бұрын
Hes white dude with glasses and i saw his wife xD
@Shaclone6 жыл бұрын
This made me wanna watch Spider Man again, also great video, one of your best League vids yet.
@stickpleasant73686 жыл бұрын
Shaclone stfu shaclone go cry about the state of league and switch to fortnite mid stream because you don't have the balls to quit the game. Rank 1 my ass
@alexfapps41516 жыл бұрын
@shaclone watched it to laugh at all the moments in this mastahpiece right dongus?
@NemesisBOTS6 жыл бұрын
piece of human garbage fuck off fuck you
@Sn00zy6 жыл бұрын
hdf du kleiner lappen
@mloz98496 жыл бұрын
deaddd
@DarkMoon4963 жыл бұрын
All jokes aside Spider-man 3 is a underrated film in my opinion
@maximilliancunningham6091Ай бұрын
Agreed. Far better than Fantastic Four, or the 2nd attempt, or the Silver Surfer.
@cbherb5 жыл бұрын
4:10 Ironically, executives forced venom in the movie to avoid taking any big risks
@JMiles-wl1nq5 жыл бұрын
If only it was as good as Spider-Man 2: Electric Octaloo
@ramiel37594 жыл бұрын
Thats why Emo Parker exists,its making joke of the silly hero becomes evil trope.
@duckyjoel53734 жыл бұрын
blame Avi Arad or however you spell it
@dankestranch87383 жыл бұрын
Thats not irony
@smokeyjoe2913 жыл бұрын
@@dankestranch8738 why not
@seanmanzano11576 жыл бұрын
Expected to be trolled, since it ‘s April 1st. Did not expect solid Spiderman 3 review. 0/5
@fakerabi6 жыл бұрын
Probably the best league video I've seen in a while. The way dunkey smashed the bard top reminded me of that time dunkey beat sky in smash
@DroidzDesigns3 жыл бұрын
This video is 2 years old and its still gold.
@voievodulvlad32856 жыл бұрын
I think Raimi went to far with that scene of Spiderman lynching people of african-american descent.
@aron18815 жыл бұрын
It was a different time. It was highlighting the inner turmoil of Peter Parker being in a black, symbiote suit, knowing that he was disgracing his Uncle's memory, in order to appease Ben, he took to a darker, more aggressive side.
@voievodulvlad32855 жыл бұрын
He probably wanted to look italian.
@spiderman99725 жыл бұрын
......... lol
@warzIbanez5 жыл бұрын
Peter...
@flagflow12325 жыл бұрын
He has gone too far on a few places.
@greenstripedkid98175 жыл бұрын
james franco hiding under the table.. i didn't realize that until now 😂😂
@JMiles-wl1nq5 жыл бұрын
I'm convinced that guy who looks over was just eating his lunch and was confused to see James Franco hide under the table.
@zenituragaming50434 жыл бұрын
@@JMiles-wl1nq that's actually dunkey
@yoshigamemaster61274 жыл бұрын
I think this is fake if harry actually did this peter would be able to detect him and see if he’s actually under the table or he ran fast tho this is just a cheesy moment of a character disappearing after something passes by trope
@DivyeshVartha3 жыл бұрын
@@yoshigamemaster6127 or it was Sam Raimi's subtle way of showing how Venom exaggerated Spidaman's paranoia and thus the whole turning back to look at Harry scene wasn't real, it only happened in his head.
@-lasagna6 жыл бұрын
Ive watched this movie so many times to the point i can basically say just about every line of dialogue
@weaselmaster986 жыл бұрын
Lasagna impressive.
@kinhamid96656 жыл бұрын
You have *become* Spider-man 3
@cerwyn1236 жыл бұрын
It makes you feel like Spider-man 3
@charleynewman50575 жыл бұрын
...strawberries.
@SuperCaleb3605 жыл бұрын
Gonna rub some dirt in your eye
@bastbo32252 жыл бұрын
Zero dislikes? You’ve done it again dunkey
@austinpeake13315 жыл бұрын
"With Big power comes Beeg Yoshi"
@JMiles-wl1nq5 жыл бұрын
With big Yoshi comes big oof
@NyctoPhobia1973 жыл бұрын
with spaghetti and meatballs
@Kurosev6 жыл бұрын
I thought he was gonna do something for april fools
@rodolfocalderon55516 жыл бұрын
Kurosev He did title it league of legends and had a thumbnail. But seem that he changed it.
@allthewayalive926 жыл бұрын
It is.
@nathanhall51796 жыл бұрын
whoosh.
@kambenoit31016 жыл бұрын
So when you send this video to someone, like I did to a friend because they like Spider-Man jokes, it literally showed up as Mr. Mundo LOL video but when you clicked on it to play, it was the Spider-Man. Genius
@justinjohnson61756 жыл бұрын
Kam Benoit yeah but he/she says it because the title got changed as well as the thumbnail to Spider-Man now
@armitx96 жыл бұрын
"no one man should have that big power" - tupac
@TheTerangbulan6 жыл бұрын
no its clearly tupac that he's quoting wtf man
@milanwassenberg35666 жыл бұрын
'Picture of Jay z in the background' I mean definitely a picture of 2pac
@hooligo70053 жыл бұрын
3:30 that’s the moment when Peter became Heisenberg
@sethusk6 жыл бұрын
Better than film school
@DeadLoya6 жыл бұрын
Sethusk in film school rn, can confirm
@maybejustalittle47806 жыл бұрын
When u come so early that the title was "League of Legends: Mundo Madness" and now it change to "Spiderman 3 - Making a Masterpiece". Truly a wonderful time to witness this extraordinary event from Videogamedunkey.
@hydra_lisk6 жыл бұрын
World's Fluffiest Mummy why he change it though? It fits well with the beginning of the video
@c.nelson37476 жыл бұрын
Some dumb shit about KZbin algorithms probably.
@OneWingedHoneybee6 жыл бұрын
I just thought my sub box was fucked lmao
@Moro_Wins6 жыл бұрын
what the fuck is going on
@jacoborozco94126 жыл бұрын
It really feels like your Batman when watching Spider-Man 3
@donkeykong49836 жыл бұрын
Jacob Orozco lmao
@ringdangdoo8316 жыл бұрын
I really felt like Batman while reading this comment about it feeling like being Batman when watching Spider-Man 3
@The_Man_of_Sorrows5 ай бұрын
The significance of James franco being seemingly replaced with a black guy at the restaurant was to foreshadow peter finally embracing his " darker " side aka black suit spidey
@Leatherbubba6 жыл бұрын
You know Peter Parker has become evil when he stands up to his verbally abusive, negligent landlord.
@TheSuperCoolMan1226 жыл бұрын
I think the giveaway was when he went from normal hair to *e m o* hair
@mrererika6 жыл бұрын
He is good boy.
@veridian44336 жыл бұрын
_The manga was better_
@MystikMonK-d1k6 жыл бұрын
Veridian haha
@orey6436 жыл бұрын
I must agree
@thiagooliveira69886 жыл бұрын
Veridian indeed
@jacqpenachos12346 жыл бұрын
May i suggest to read the light novel, it has more depth
@Jolanos6 жыл бұрын
*that moment you realise that there is a Spider-Man manga... two in fact.*
@gumbyschannel95456 жыл бұрын
“Go make me some cookies with nuts in them” -Spider-Man 3
@redgreatspot74716 жыл бұрын
gotta bust a nut
@myaccount6216 Жыл бұрын
When I was about 13 and this video was posted, it made me genuinely think for years that this movie was an absolute masterpiece because I'd never seen it and I was completely sideways stupid
@sorendipitous Жыл бұрын
Nah, it is
@lefishe6611 Жыл бұрын
@@sorendipitousWell, it is funny
@FadedThanAHo6 жыл бұрын
""Go make me some cookies with nuts in them" -Spiderman 3" -Spiderman 3 - Making a masterpiece
@samuelgray35066 жыл бұрын
Or if you watched on April Fools - League of Legends - Mundo Madness
@PikaSamus6 жыл бұрын
Samuel Gray Nah, it was changed within a couple hours or less, I watched it yesterday
@sunliccild6 жыл бұрын
¨¨¨Go make me some cookies with nuts in them¨ -Spiderman 3¨ -Spiderman 3 - Making a masterpiece¨ -wholesome boi
@Dexter_Wilson6 жыл бұрын
Finally someone who understands.
@felixsosa56566 жыл бұрын
Spider-man 3 finally gets the praise it deserves.
@hamachibeans44716 жыл бұрын
Noah 69 I’m pretty sure the joke was at the beginning that it was gonna be a league video
@hyperboria6 жыл бұрын
no the joke is the possibility of spiderman 3 being even remotely a good movie
@lukefernando1568 Жыл бұрын
I showed this video to my co-workers and supervisor on the big projector in our conference room. one of the most divisive meetings that we have ever had.
@imnotsarcastic40856 жыл бұрын
Better reviews than CinemaSins
@nickymuzzillo6 жыл бұрын
I'mNot Sarcastic anyone can make better reviews than cinemasins
@dimitripapadinikolaus5 жыл бұрын
NICKY LASE cinema sins “reviews”
@khaghaghohan5 жыл бұрын
CinemaSins doesnt really have any credibility in its "Satire" "Reviews"
@Simplejackfade5 жыл бұрын
Cinemasins sucks
@ozairchishti12645 жыл бұрын
CinemaSins was ok at first but he never evolved his content beyond the same old dumb nitpicks. Dunkey here at least knows how to inject genuinely satirical humor into his content. His content is actually clever.
@Jabroney6 жыл бұрын
They have rebooted the franchise 87 times since this movie, i don't understand why, this one was perfect
@Beas7ie6 жыл бұрын
Well in this series, they killed about every single major villain who was involved with ANY major plotlines for Spiderman and then they realized they screwed themselves out of like every major storyline because the main villains are dead.
@CoWinkKeyDinkInc6 жыл бұрын
because that was before they made a billion movies about the same goddamn hero.
@egoy346 жыл бұрын
its the finger bullets
@disorderrgv6 жыл бұрын
Jabroney it really wasn’t perfect at all imo but to each their own. I prefer our current Spider-Man
@lanceb98066 жыл бұрын
2:10 funniest moment of any KZbin video ever
@Seruleo_5 жыл бұрын
Lance B what is that sound from
@Arbteron5 жыл бұрын
Home improvement
@Gianello735 жыл бұрын
Dude I screamed
@Dumi2325 жыл бұрын
@@Seruleo_ Scooby-Doo
@Miistiic5 жыл бұрын
TheRaidAce I think it’s from Scooby Doo
@jakeinator212 жыл бұрын
Every time Jame's Franko does the Home Improvement "huh?" sound I'm reminded just how incredibly brilliant Spiderman is at making movies. This is a superhero who truly understands the language of tv and film. When Harry makes that sound in the coffee shop, he's essentially saying "I'm going to Improve my Home. I'm dating a great woman now, and together we will have three beautiful sons named Jonathan, Taylor, and Thomas." It's amazing. In this one tiny "huh?" sound, it's perfectly conveyed to the audience why Harrison is smiling and why Tobey Maguire (played by the director himself, Spiderman) feels so threatened. Seriously some genius filmmaking. Next level, if you will.
@MrPomegranX6 жыл бұрын
This movie had the best dance scene in movie history. Better then La La Land...
@mfpope74316 жыл бұрын
David Hoyos some jokes are just off limits dude, don’t disrespect la la land. It’s not funny you’re not cute, it’s offensive. End of story
@MrPomegranX6 жыл бұрын
Muhammad Pope The whole better then La La Land was a joke. La La Land was alright.
@rigamarooh6 жыл бұрын
David Hoyos Spider-Man 3 is 10 times better than La La Land
@rigamarooh6 жыл бұрын
No jokes on this serious channel
@imbly6 жыл бұрын
what's la la land? stuttering to say land? just delete the fails
@radicamooselimb6 жыл бұрын
Like Alfred said: With big power, comes Big Wheel
@elfsong7135 жыл бұрын
Beeg Yoshi.
@liaminator49505 жыл бұрын
w h e e l
@jasminedragon33154 жыл бұрын
Radical Moose Limb something about that doesn’t seem right and I’m ok with that
@redcesspool50454 жыл бұрын
With big power,comes bowser's big bean burrito
@forsaille46554 жыл бұрын
As a French youtuber said: If this guy name was William Will it would have been: Will Will the Big Wheel.
@loveheartdiamonds85706 жыл бұрын
James FWanko
@calfman33336 жыл бұрын
Chawcolate Chip
@PieroMinayaRojas6 жыл бұрын
No
@DlcEnergy6 жыл бұрын
Arnold Swatzanigga
@DlcEnergy5 жыл бұрын
oh fwor dah luff of gwawd
@througheverything5 жыл бұрын
RIP X
@veni33956 жыл бұрын
Hey jontron, I just want to say that I really enjoy your movie reviews and that you are a real inspiration.
@Nemesis_T-Type6 жыл бұрын
How's the pie?
@DoctorFail6 жыл бұрын
Fuck u jontron, i do not watch your videos because you are black
@boiboi77176 жыл бұрын
This taught me something deeply important: Dunkey has played Spiderman 2 for PS2. I heard that Mysterio theme, Dunkey. You can't fool me.
@boiboi77176 жыл бұрын
and the end credits is the best song for Spiderman for PS1. Gosh I love Dunkey
@toosweetbill96856 жыл бұрын
I was stuck on that mission for weeks cause I couldn't get to the statue of liberty without falling
@boiboi77176 жыл бұрын
oh where you have to web swing over the ocean? yeah that was awful