Ted 2 is ACTUALLY RIDICULOUS...

[@Jonathan_Collins]

If there's one thing I can appreciate about the Ted films is the CGI on Ted himself. Despite being obviously animated, he looks so much like an actual teddy bear, I almost thought they used an actual doll and just animated the face.

[@riotkitty]

Same here like props to the CGI guys

[@leothepickle]

fr lmao

[@boxtheplatypus1060]

Ted isn’t CGI, he’s real, in fact he’s inside your walls right now

[@nullanix]

​@@boxtheplatypus1060😨

[@Peepsaregreat]

​@@boxtheplatypus1060 Yeah he's smoking pot there

[@luffyduffy7817]

The idea of Mila Kunis not coming back for this movie because she was too busy being a gamer girl is way funnier than it should be

[@brenlc1412]

I am so mad they didn’t react to the most iconic scene from this movie. “THERE’S SO MUCH PORN!”

[@n0body550]

I know, they actually edited the movie to the plot, fucking idiots pfft

[@mackenziemesler7882]

Or the "#grrrrMondays."

[@Bolbi145]

Yeah they censor way too much, if I were them I’d just find some sponsors and ditch monetization

[@n0body550]

@@HafidzMurshidie Oh so they’re hiding good content for the rich and giving the poor the dregs of their content pfft, typical.

[@e.l.studios455]

@@n0body550 We live in a society 😔

[@bryandraws5163]

Ted 2 is written like a modern Family Guy episode, where there’s a beginning plot that leads into the main completely different plot. So many episodes of Family Guy do this.

[@keithharrissuwignjo2460]

At least it made me laugh

[@MasterOfKnowledge.]

Def funnier than current FG also

[@luffyduffy7817]

"Ted is basically Paddington but rated R" Nothing about this is wrong

[@Hamsteranimator-gx5mg]

American 🇺🇸 Paddington

[@caffeinatedpossum]

If "Pinkie Pie marries Weird Al and they canonically have a child together" isnt enough to get them to start watching I dunno what will

[@Montesama314]

It's kinda one of my favorite little things about the last season: Pinkie of all people (ponies) managing to lock down a husband.

[@rpmblack7892]

They already did watch some episodes just not the whole show

[@totallynotaliar9912]

Cringe

[@sketchycat6223]

I don’t know if I can handle them watching mlp, they’re gonna be so fucking stupid about the lore lol

[@rpmblack7892]

@@sketchycat6223 They already did

[@Montesama314]

Pinkie Pie canonically getting with a pony version of Weird Al is probably one of the most unsurprising things about the MLP series finale.

[@The_Blue_Otaku]

Why Weird Al?

[@MrVoyeurific]

@@The_Blue_Otakujust a guess but beacuse their both comedians

[@The_Blue_Otaku]

@@MrVoyeurific Then by that logic there could be a Bill Burr pony or something... Which sounds cursed as fuck

[@MrVoyeurific]

@@The_Blue_Otaku there is a Heisenberg horse

[@keithharrissuwignjo2460]

​@@MrVoyeurificNo cap?

[@georgeprchal3924]

"Jonah Hill!" FUCK! Mark's reaction is perfect.

[@BatmanFan76]

I remember so many people hating the sequel. Even Family Guy, A SETH MACFARLANE PROJECT, made fun of it for a few episodes.

[@denimchicken104]

That’s a crime. Ted 2 is infinitely rewatchable.

[@ironmaster6496]

yeah and i don't get it the movie is funny a little all over the place but it's not terrible

[@LiquidSludge]

Ted spilled the “milk” in this movie, proud of him.

[@jareththegoblinking3191]

9:18 to 9:34 Them talking about MLP and Weird Al brings a smile to my face

[@absolutetalks9259]

Pls give context

[@beeftips1628]

@@absolutetalks9259 pinkie pie ends up Marrying and having a child with a character named Cheese sandwich, who is voiced by weird Al, in the last episode of the show. The child’s name is little cheese

[@elimDBZ]

So apparently in MLP friendship is magic pinkie pie married a pony who was voice by weird al. Never saw the show though

[@camerondodge2070]

That MLP series finale did so much, Pinkie x Cheese, Lyra and Bon tying the knot, and being a nice little low-stakes epilogue to send off the show with. Definitely in my top ten episodes of the show.

[@redrex6642]

0:38 oh, yes, the perfect timeline

[@denifnaf5874]

Escobear

[@indigoeight46]

Ted Binged Ted Binged

[@leksalol]

Sì

[@davidfairweather3301]

Think the main problem with this movie is that it felt more like a bunch of gags stitched together within an underwhelming plot, rather than the first movie which had more natural comedy. Also the fact that Johns character arc in the first movie is completely gone because they had to cut Mila kunis out the movie. It’s still a good movie though. Although the fact they rehashed the family guy joke with the sperm samples falling all over John like they did with Peter in family guy like 15 years ago.

[@jcoolguy1548]

That scene was still funny as hell though

[@Radiantstalk3r]

Omfg the Neo Team Plasma drop on "Misogyny" goes so fucking hard 💀 15:58

[@Zachplayz-k5o]

As someone who lives in Boston, I can confirm that teddy bears get abused in the apartment above me

[@Kaizaed]

19:22 This is the plot of Megamind

[@jacksykes4680]

This whole movie can be summed up with this one quote “Sorry Teddy only people have human rights”

[@1000jjwalker]

real born and raised Bostonian here. can confirm. People scream at each other 24/7

[@thedarkknight2221]

The Liam Neeson Trix joke is a perfect example of taking a stupid joke and playing it with such a ridiculous amount seriousness that it’s hilarious! And the fact that in the post credits scene you see him looking absolutely fucked up and giving Ted the stink eye.🤣🤣🤣

[@TheCommenterDragon]

Ted 2 may not have been as wild as the first movie, But it did have moments that I personally found funny. Like the part where John got back at Ted by pretending to be dead, I mean yeah pretending to be dead is usually dumb but the actors were all hilarious. And my favorite part of the whole movie was when Sam sings "Mean Old Moon!" Amanda Seyfried's voice is just amazing!

[@yellowcapalex2825]

Agreed

[@Alyumic]

It's way wilder but the jokes aren't as thought out

[@safebox36]

The scene where they spill all the "milk" appeared in an episode of Family Guy like a few months before the film came out. It's a surprisingly simple joke to make, and McFarlane made it twice in one year...

[@barzalonerboyy]

I can’t stop laughing about 3:03 🎵when you wish upon a Teeeeeeeeed🎵 That’s just hilarious to me for some reason

[@Deadpool-fh6ve]

12:25 I guess it's the movies way of saying just because you can say "I love you" doesn't mean it's actual emotion

[@jackdarby2168]

Kor is banging with the one liners

[@projectnewtype6879]

I have no context to MLP but the fact that I learned that weird Al had a baby with Pinky Pie makes me feel bad that I wasn’t fazed by it

[@beeftips1628]

Yeah and the child’s name is little cheese

[@rpmblack7892]

Well to make it better, it was weird als ponysona.

[@NinjaMaster-og8ti]

​@@rpmblack7892no that does not make it better, only adds more questionable questions.

[@Zachplayz-k5o]

“Ted, shut up! Fine.” Proceeds to open angry birds on his phone

[@mistersports6000]

18:56 best part of the movie

[@franzalofan6282]

6:03 not even a « he spilled the milk » joke

[@ShadyRK9]

I'm kinda jealous that Jack also got a Ted plushie. I didn't even know Ted has merch! I want one! 🧸

[@emeraldfinder5]

I will never get over her name being Tammy Lee McKaffridy 😂

[@gschadalavada8980]

The thing that sets yall apart from pretty much every other channel that reacts, is that your editing is absolutely SPLEDID. The comedic timing and references are fucking awesome. I bet it takes a fuck ton of time to get one of these out, so whoever is editing these, PROPS MY FRIEND. - A fellow milk drinker and editor.

[@C00lguy]

Coce bear being in the timeline is probably acurate

[@TheSm0keP1tt]

i got a “ dangers about vaping ad before i could watch this lmao

[@osmanyousif7849]

1:30 - 1:40 I mean in hindsight, Ted did just called his own wife a w***e which is probably not the best thing to say when you're fighting.

[@Theeshortcakespider]

2:22 fun fact: you might not know that they’res a restaurant called whalburgers. I’ve been there and they’re are posters of marks movies like this one

[@TheBlueBlur2312]

That was the joke.

[@Theeshortcakespider]

@@TheBlueBlur2312 oh ok

[@dsnlglksdfjl]

"Aww, did I just do a racism?" -Peter Griffin

[@metalman20]

this reaction was so great but i'm honestly surprised that they didn't show their reactions to the scene with john's computer

[@otisjoi]

I can't believe they cut out the laptop scene that's genuinely THE best bit in this movie

[@xXSLDGHAMRXx]

Absolute perfect timing, I JUST got out of class

[@SofiaElizabeth06]

Getting a new video from the milkers has really cheered me up from my mono sore throat ❤

[@anygoodmedia]

Best line in this is when the doctor says "we're a fun hospital"

[@geardog24]

Even if they couldn’t bring Lori back, they could’ve at least said she was on a business trip or something. Repeating the same plot from the first movie was pointlessly lazy.

[@emma_nutella58]

That Jonah hill Superman joke will never not be funny to me

[@CW19941]

They really went full on with this movie on the silliness and Im here for itt😆🤟🏻

[@Mariofan1989]

9:05 I forget, what does Hasbro Studios have anything whatsoever to do with the plot again?

[@LukeRion-nt6cu]

I own [Aperture science] 19:42

[@spadinnerxylaphone2622]

I hate that John from the first movie breaks up with his wife, but damn Amanda Seyfriend's character is hilarious.

[@crimsonredkingdom2656]

As much as I love Seth MacFarlane, and this movie I caught the most unexpected stray that hurt me to my soul because it actually is a fear/insecurity I have. Spoiler Alert. - - - - - - - In this movie they make a joke in the sperm bank about how the samples that were destroyed didn’t matter because they were rejected because the donors had Sickle Cell. That shit hurts me because I genuinely fear that someone might reject me because my illness.

[@very_funni]

14:01 DODGE DART 2016 MENTIONED YEAAAA

[@very_funni]

Asphalt 8 reference (real)

[@StudioDL]

"When you wish apon a ted?!" - Spilling the milk.

[@barrondub1125]

12:02 😎 the judge knows how it is

[@germans_lol7259]

If ted is property, he technically cant be arrested for crimes

[@RetroTaylor94]

True, they wouldn't bother arresting him. They'd just destroy him like when police shoot a dog.

[@germans_lol7259]

@@RetroTaylor94 well they gotta catch him first

[@Kelswagsinandballin]

I watched this, Truly wish came true that Ted was alive in the first movie

[@brogchamp6106]

the diner scene was filmed like down the street from me and i remember trying to go there one of the days they were filming and mark whalberg told my father to fuck off when he asked for an autograph

[@SuavementeMemes]

Ted 2 stole the court case for animal rights idea from the Bee Movie confirmed

[@tysonbehunin4883]

Dad is voiced by peter griffin😂

[@TDog_kelley]

i love these movies as a bostonian i approve

[@Hundo_Mo]

9:27 Aaaand theyre def going to watch My Little Pony

[@Reverse-Goku]

*“We binged MLP FIM"* *- Spilling The Milk*

[@kevinvalentin719]

The Team Plasma theme at 15:57 caught me off gaurd wasn't expecting it

[@Will-yf1bl]

I love the censored version is removing one letter of a curse.

[@Randomgirl34123]

The Fact Of The Matter Is I Got A Ad With Mark Wall burg in it while WATCHING This.

[@emma_nutella58]

It’s a little sad that mila couldn’t come back because of how the first movie spent all this time on their relationship only for it to end off screen, the new one is good too

[@crimsoneclipse0618]

You know, if Ted becomes a serial killer, they can't really arrest him since he's not a person. Though I guess they can confiscate him as evidence, so there's that.

[@liamphibia]

Why is Jessica Barth barely in anything in Hollywood? She's incredibly hilarious!

[@Sir.chaotic-posssum]

Not me playing legend of Zelda when they be talking about grinding twilight princess

[@elimDBZ]

The doctor in Ted 2 is played by Sebastian arcelus who was the voice of you asakura in the 2003 shaman king anime dubbed by 4kids tv and provided many roles for that company back in the day.

[@Enteringdullsville]

Just putting it out there: Clone High Season Three’s out. I hear it’s the same quality as the last bunch of episodes of the last season, that is to say actually pretty good.

[@void779]

Is Ted 2 a good movie no. Is it a funny movie absolutely

[@koltonheffner6009]

Am I the only one that noticed the doctor is the teacher from the show.

[@domx7zero157]

"These references are so dated" after having watched a prequel show with dial up phones & blowing in Nes cartridges.

[@Gelatyn]

You're watching this in the same order the star wars movies came out.

[@Montesama314]

One crazy detail in this is that the police actually a POLICE CODE for someone trying to take Tom Brady's seed.

[@MrPopoman0125]

As a person who was born raised and live in Boston: this is the Boston way

[@yansantiago8309]

Imma be real, I liked Ted 2 more than the first. I don't know why but I always come back to this one over the first movie.

[@CaptainCat101]

This movie was being made at the same time as A Million Ways To Die In The West, and it shows. Seth was stretching himself way too thin.

[@HoDoBoDo]

The Maximillian Dood Tekken 8 footage caught me off guard...

[@tannerprice2018]

I see a bunch of scenes of this movie where Ted’s trying to become a legal citizen or being told he’s not allowed human rights because he’s not human, and the first thing I think of is Short Circuit 2.

[@royalevans9671]

I think it just occurred to me that eden has never been the only one to see a movie they react to

[@UptownBluefire]

15:57 love the pokemon music

[@DarkHavicplus]

FINALLY… I DIDNT WASTE MY DOLLAR

[@DorkVaderYT]

6:02 This entire sequence was just ripped from Family Guy

[@Keiyon95]

1:43 If any of you has ever been to the Bean before that's definitely the Boston way

[@arkauthor]

Can't believe they skipped the laptop scene.

[@Chesperito_]

Its really cool of ted named his son apollo creed clubber lang knowing that spilling the milk would post this video in the week that apollos actor died

[@ethankillion786]

Ted 2 is the type of sequel that comedy movies deserve

[@thetotaldramaking5427]

Hot take, Ted 2 is better than the original

[@Montesama314]

I love the juxtaposition that Ted and Johnny are fighting for Ted's legal personhood while the lawyer Sam Jackson (yes, they made a Samuel L Jackson joke) is just fucking around with them as bros. Sure, it's humorous, but it also makes the romantic relationship believable.

[@forkittens]

NOW YOU'LL NEVER POOP AGAIN

[@unclebug35]

2:11 is everyone looking past that John was using safari on landscape mode for something besides porn?

[@heelmoxley365]

This has always been the superior film for me. Might have a slight bias as I watched it with like 10 friends from High School before we all went to college. It was special.

[@Blimbus-Blombo]

6:19 HOLY SHIT it’s Major Kira from Star Trek DS9

[@corymorrow5329]

omg i can't believe they got mark wahlberg to introduce the video, that's epic!

[@champthechimp]

So the jar was Weird Al's?

[@stephensmith7327]

5:08 it's for the people buying the seed, not selling.

[@joshuaW5621]

I love this movie about as much as the first film, but I bet I’m gonna love the show more. Also Ted’s face in the thumbnail is weirdly funny.

[@JBeas1990]

They need to watch every Nightmare on Elm Street movie

[@justinbayless8284]

I’m surprised no one managed to capitalize off the shooting star wish thing that is a very real thing in these movies. They could focus on monitoring space debris until they locate some that are on trajectory for earth and wish a bunch of stuff when they enter the atmosphere. Idk what causes it but magic is really just science we don’t understand. I’m guessing there’s a reaction that occurs when something hits the atmosphere, like how people believe laylines control the intensity of hauntings. Idk. Yay Ted.

[@matthewfredericks25]

10:23 this scene is just Howard stark vs Peter Griffin