THE WORST DINOSAUR TOYS ARE CURSED

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[@remco.degroot]

I was very excited when I got my copy of lego's: 'Polar Bear Rampage At Lockwood Estate.' Gotta love that set

[@lucacianflone4128]

No it's not the Lockwood estate it's the Flintstone Mansion :3333333333

[@nonuts403]

Double Crested Dragon on the loose Scary Brick China Dragon Transport Big crested quad beast on the loose Flying crested beak monster and chase jeep Raptor monster chase with biplane Spined monster beast creature vs Big hand creature and buildings Blue striped bipedal creature dinosaur China dragon vs helicopter vs ATV with person

[@t_rex1299]

What about the tyrannical dragon break out

[@rustboy1055]

It’s the size of a polar bear…

[@gavindelgado3560]

@@lucacianflone4128 no lol it’s the polar rampage at LockWood Estate, I bought it myself

[@tristonng7587]

"Niulong" = 牛(bull, cow, ox)龙(dragon) Because Carnotaurus is "meat-eating bull" and "long" is a suffix that goes with almost all dinosaur (and other giant lizards) names in Chinese.

[@ferriswalcc]

long = dragon im pretty sure

[@codinyt4119]

@@ferriswalcc the people that gave this comment likes are *mostly* chinese (:

[@5spec]

@@ferriswalcc I can confirm

[@Myc_Rayreal]

For example Guanlong

[@Velkhana_The_Myth]

@@ferriswalcc 龙

[@grebnedu1219]

At least last time when they called Dimetrodon 'Allosaurus', it was actually a name of a prehistoric animal. THIS, they just straight up called a jet BLACK Raptor a POLAR BEAR

[@CamarasaurusLover15346]

Why tho?

[@McdonallDouglasF-15]

That is an indoraptor bro.

[@lpsfoxstar8454]

@@McdonallDouglasF-15 and that is a type of raptor

[@rachelbrown6457]

ahem dont you mean indoraptor? ???

[@lpsfoxstar8454]

@@rachelbrown6457 an indoraptor is tecnically a type of raptor

[@Valtieldan]

Ah, nothing like machine translating dinosaur names from Chinese to English and vice-versa, thus creating many strangely named dragons. It wouldn't be a problem if whoever did the advertisement knew anything about dinos but, oh well. Though a few of those seem totally fine as children's toys, with the walking and jumping. (Possible toxic painting notwithstanding)

[@lpsfoxstar8454]

I wouldn't be entertained by those, even as a kid

[@TheJericho1123]

as a "older prehistoric person" these ripoffs only fool a select number of people.

[@JedRobby]

I won't lie, immediately herbivorous came at me at 400 kmph and flattened me against a dying star. Safe to say it was comedic

[@TheSpinoDude]

This comment flattened me against a dying star. Mutual comedy

[@5spec]

@@TheSpinoDude Spines Dragon

[@kittysoftpaws3677]

@@TheSpinoDude super large hadrosaur

[@duaa4800]

Iguandon J

[@SuprememeCeratosaurus]

I think the reason so many of them are called dragons is because in some Asian languages, dinosaur literally translates to “terrifying/savage dragon”.

[@BellUH-1Huey]

“This spinosaurus looks absolutely delicious” killed me

[@MBRSims]

Once I was in a toy shop in a shopping centre (bearing in mind I live in the UK, where dinosaur science began) and they had a section of cheap dinosaur toys that were even more awful than usual. The worst was a supposed "Stegosaurus" that had no back plates or tail spikes. It looked more like an overweight monitor lizard than any kind of dinosaur, let alone a Stegosaurus. They can't even get the famous ones right

[@one-clawedtheropod1567]

The word “saurus” translates to “dragon” in Mandarin, if I’m not mistaken

[@raffaelbaumkaenguruh2654]

of course, the Polar Bear, my favourite ingen Hybrid! best Wishes have a good day!

[@dynamosaurusimperious6341]

The saga continues and I love it,very much Also Polar Bear is just so *GENIUS*

[@chadgorosaurus4898]

We finnaly found the indoraptor's nickname *POLAR BEAR*

[@kookaman6095]

🐻‍❄️

[@tyrantlizard7575]

Hi goro I find you everywhere

[@ДмитрийМихайленко-у5я]

You're wrong, indoraptor's nickname is Ripper.

[@lugiazilla5469]

@@ДмитрийМихайленко-у5я r/wooosh

[@mutosaurus9341]

Imagine the Kitchen Scene From Jurassic Park But With That Yutyrannus Raptor at about 30 Feet Long 5:42

[@CamarasaurusLover15346]

I remember that scene

[@homiet-rex959]

I’ve actually seen a different listing for the wind up dinosaurs and surprisingly in that one they got almost every name of the dinosaur correct with the exception of the therizinosaurus being called sickle dragon.

[@shainewhite2781]

4:55, what was that!?; Lol!

[@nathanstrother7593]

0:57 You underestimate my power don't try it

[@usvr2858]

4:40 reminds me of that allosaurus sound when you kill it in carnivores

[@Escanimations]

How everyone screams:AAAAHHHH How my mom screams: 1:07

[@Escanimations]

Ah yes,I love my polar bear lego figure

[@neB282]

At 1:23 I saw those when browsing to find cheap fake legos to customize. Weird transformer versions of Jurassic worlds snap squad. The “torosaurus” was called that because of camp Cretaceous’s carnotaurus nicknamed toro.

[@fransthefox9682]

I'm convinced. Next time I tame a Carnotaurus in Ark, I'm gonna name it Niulong.

[@TheSpinoDude]

Legend!

[@nicholasschrader7179]

Ah yes, Ankylosaurus and its iconic rolling along the ground.

[@lukedixon9981]

Niu is cattle in Chinese and long is dragon so it kind of works for carnotaurus a little bit

[@ДмитрийМихайленко-у5я]

Torosaurus is a genus of Chasmosaurin Ceratopsids 0:32 Polar Bear is a species of Bears from Arctic circle 1:55 Pachycephalus is a synonym of Pachycephalosaurus 5:53

[@CoralReaper707]

I love how you got so specific with Polar Bear!

[@rileythompson9470]

Torosaurus lol 0:33 Polar bear lol 1:55 Prickling dragon lol 2:46 Heterdonta lol 5:50

[@BionicleSaurus]

It all makes sense if you don't think about it.

[@BionicleSaurus]

@@CamarasaurusLover15346 wtf are you talking about.

[@megazillasaurus]

6:01 abgle the nasal dragon

[@Velociraptor_Feathers]

4:50 omg look at that boi go!!😆

[@dinoxels]

Oh my god I was laughing all the way, I need to breath.

[@CamarasaurusLover15346]

5:27 *dies of laughter*

[@rileythompson9470]

Dies of laughter 5:28 😊

[@2022irons]

4:39/4:42/4:44 “Dinosaurs will rotate a war, jump & other movements-the body will follow the left and right swing, oh! Indicate texture light, interesting and lovely. Let’s into these era of *(makin noises gruntin)* dinosaurs, and explore the *(snortin Makin noises gruntin)* sehkrits of dinosaurs.”

[@brucesnow3901]

Ah yes My most favourite dinosaur ''polar bear''

[@Archaeornis397]

This is probably the best dinosaur toy video I've ever come across today ngl.😂😂😂

[@TrexTamer]

I believe niulong means "cow dragon" so with Carnotaurus I guess it makes sense

[@Lotus_TheMudWing]

Store: Calls the indoraptor a polar bear Indoraptor: So, you have chosen death...

[@thedapperdibble3622]

PoLaR bEaR

[@shainewhite2781]

2:24, it's a Gallimimus!

[@buddystudios1234]

3:45 it’s the ukraine spino

[@LEGO_GrandAdmiral]

I believe Niulong translates to “Cow Dragon” 😂 which makes sense considering the list

[@shainewhite2781]

00:24, really!? Lol!

[@enemy-steel]

Oh yes polar bear is my favorite dinosaur

[@spiderchanyes]

I remember I had a box full of Jurassic world fallen kingdom cookies and the mosasaur was blue, velociraptor was gallimimus, and carnotaurus was pachycephalosaurus

[@rexosaurus3610]

It's like they think there's copyright laws prohibiting them from using names for animals.

[@chaosthebaryonyx6344]

Torosaurus wasn't that inaccurate cause toro from camp Cretaceous is a carno

[@Cringechanneloffical]

Fun fact: the baryonx is a actual dinosaur lego from a official lego set

[@shainewhite2781]

00:51, lol! Torosaurus!? It's Carnotaurus?

[@gregtheseatreaderleviathan4609]

Lmao they were trying to copy Toro the carno from jwcc

[@derricktate6407]

Niu long is chinese for carnotaurus, it literally means cow/bull dragon

[@derricktate6407]

And the reason for swollen head dragon is because in chinese the word for dinosaur is dragon and they just traslate all the words in the name directly so you end up with a twisted version of the meaning of the english name.

[@BionicleSaurus]

@@derricktate6407 we know why it happens it doesn't make it not hilarious.

[@derricktate6407]

@@BionicleSaurus i didnt say it wasnt funny

[@kristenanne7048]

The snap Squad bootlegs would actually be good if they included more of them like the indominus Rex that would be awesome

[@blufftonitevideo]

1:55 Pit BULL!?! Bully breed!?!!?

[@Jurassicparkwoffan]

0:55: ITS OVER REXY I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND! YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER! DONT TRY IT! *blue gets squashed*

[@Velociraptor_Feathers]

bootleg snap squad transformers............. we have truly ascended

[@The-creator-of-good-videos-15]

I think “Utah-Robber-Dragon” might be another one of those badly translated Utahraptors or something. Idk.

[@ShadowsAndScience]

"Whose idea was it to take the Snap Squads and turn them into Transformers?" A genius, that's who (i actually kinda want them, ngl)

[@Garryzilla]

I love how the carnotaurus is called torosaurus even though he ain’t a ceratopsian so keep it up cause I like how ur reaction is priceless on each Dinosaurs but I’m just saying

[@Doctor_Mortis]

Tbh I saw the famous POLAR BEAR at local chinsese shop, and my soul died at the moment.🤣

[@2022irons]

Sickle Dragon my favorite dinosaur!

[@JurassicShortsYT]

Well Mark Robber has become a Dinosaur🦖🦕 🤣🤣🤣

[@stained7962]

i got this notification and the first thing i thought was *oh no*

[@shainewhite2781]

1:58,Lol!!🤣🤣

[@GGchannel1025]

Ngl I actually like the Plesiosaur wind-up toy.

[@tylervanpeursem7627]

If I had a nickle for every herrasaurus depicted with a sickle claw, I'd have two nickles. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice right?

[@siewpeisi9937]

3:33 fun fact I have them also I think the niulong is supposed to be 牛龙 meaning cow dragon cause cow in Chinese is spelled niu and dragon is long

[@dinglemcspringlefairy9050]

Dragon with nose What he smellin?!?😳😳

[@losjuguetesdepacoyrositayt5210]

The small dinos are bootleg from snap squad

[@The-creator-of-good-videos-15]

1:55 - 1:56: It kinda looks like a translator went really wrong or something. Idk.

[@kookaman6095]

🐻‍❄️

[@pen9944]

4:38 got me crying

[@spacesharkwriter6554]

When the t-rex chasing you turns into a transformer

[@marthae3716]

Indoraptor:because I'm ten feet tall dose not mean I'm a polar bear.

[@kringebirds]

Ah yes my favorite toy "*dragon with nose*"

[@swollenheadofdragon832]

Indoraptor No! What have they done to you? How do you get polar bear out of an indoraptor? That's not the only one like that

[@passportstofoodstravel8886]

1:16 I think that’s how dinosaurs were extinct

[@JurassicShortsYT]

Just say but The I-Raptor looks like a Polar Bear

[@Eldrisaur]

“Prehistoric people” Ah yes, the boomers

[@yandoc8885]

Bro the name torosaurs is a ceretopsian and they got it out of toro the carnotaurs

[@KaisDinoAdventures]

Hahaha these are Effing hilarious 😂 Good one! 👍 full view haha prickling dragon 🐉

[@indoanimates]

I just realized that I never got an Indoraptor in that Lego set. IT WAS A POLAR BEAR. A literal polar bear.

[@zamilo2950]

at 2:52 there's a sus dinosaur name "Amagasaurus"

[@Ashinylucario]

4:18 well I'll buy it not because it's a windup toy but because how cool they look it's because I'm 9 yrs old

[@IDontKnowAGoofyName]

3:09 I went to Google why carno is called niulong and here's the results: Carnotourus in Chinese is called食肉牛龍 and 食肉means meat eating, and 牛means cow or bull, 龍means dragon or dinosaur, and 牛龍in Chinese suppose to be pronounced as niulong.....

[@potatoeater4838]

I got an ad for the terra electronic dinosaurs

[@gusfring6887]

6:01 thats actually a pretty cool ceratosaurus

[@stegotyranno4206]

great video, these always make me laugh. Also, what happened to i "am extinct" series?

[@TheSpinoDude]

having trouble coming up with ideas for my scripts for those- When I feel like revisiting them, I will

[@stegotyranno4206]

@@TheSpinoDude good to know. Cant wait for them to come.

[@chetfrith9966]

Funny tiger with a clown nose

[@CamarasaurusLover15346]

1:07

[@LeopardGamer366]

"Polar bear" Indoraptor:🥲

[@mauricegreene7931]

Niu long is chinese for carnotaurus "bull dragon". So since most of those dinosaur knockoff toys are manufactured in China they probably do the Chinese name for the dinosaur. Just a possible theory 👍 ( when I started watching these videos I was like, what is up with the dragons. Dinosaurs don't even have wings.)

[@blackwing2da445]

i too remember the part where Henry Wu created the POLAR BEAR and kept it underneath Lockwood manor...

[@shainewhite2781]

3:40, lol!! I can't even...🤣

[@bignapoleonproductions7388]

Rudolph the red nose tiger

[@w_reat3401]

4:33 no way! monke flipin' Spino!?!?! this is the coolest dino i ever see 🥶🥶🥶🥶

[@spacesharkwriter6554]

Spino flip 4:33

[@thelittleal1212]

Another bad joke of mine (4:24)Johntron: well it looks good and all but I don’t see case working under water (4:48): it also works underwater!!!! John: I take you entire stock!!!!!

[@yuyaricachimuel555]

There is so much quality content in this third installment (or was it fourth I swear there was another one) that I’d have to spam comments for many of these listings xP FORGIVE ME MLORD SPINODUDE! One thing that makes me sad is that bootleg Essien...

[@thedragonthatlovesskittles7132]

4:06 why yes I am a ceratosaurus.

[@shainewhite2781]

2:38, it's a gorilla!

[@avastoyboxandarcade]

I kind of like that little blue spino too. It's strangely adorable??

[@shainewhite2781]

5:53, really!?! Lol! Anyway thanks for the video!! See you later!! Stay safe.😉

[@stegotyranno4206]

Apparently, niulong means cattle dragon...

[@shainewhite2781]

2:51, lol!