THE WORST DINOSAUR TOYS

We're back on Aliexpress looking at more knockoff dinosaur toys. Oh boy.
Thanks to Sketchy, Rexorasaurus, and Rex King for submitting these listings on Aliexpress!
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[@SomeStupidSketchShowGuy]

It was a pleasure contributing to the pile of cursed dinosaurs it was the most i've ever laughed at a dinotube video in years so thank you.

[@IndoraptorGojirainfinityKnox14]

Agreed

[@elmohead]

4:30 - the dragon names is just auto-translated from Chinese names of these dinos. Most are direct translation of the Latin meaning ("arm dragon" for Brachiosaurus, "three horn dragon" for trike, etc. But some are off. Stegosaurus is "sword dragon" as an example). It's also why most Chinese dinosaurs end in -long. Long means dragon.

[@sorrowtw]

China sucks at naming, but dinosaurs are birds tho

[@alexy5611]

Can confirm.

[@feanarocurufinwe6072]

Not really related but phonetically Brachiosaurus sounds like "armshittingsaurus" in French .

[@Dandidoo624]

@@feanarocurufinwe6072 omg i speak French and never noticed 😭

[@sorrowtw]

@@feanarocurufinwe6072 XDDDDDD

[@krook_prothespinosaurus]

Santa: whar Do you want for xmas Random kid: sea organisms

[@CamarasaurusLover15346]

HAHAHAHAHA LOL!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@feralcyborggaming1531]

A sack of clams it is, then! Merry Christmas, little Billy.

[@amia-]

I want *ANCIENT BIOLOGICAL SUIT*

[@ISEONIX]

Me: kaiser dragon

[@DisabledKitkat6068]

Me: P A R A S I T E

[@dinoxels]

I think the product descriptions are my new favorite part of this. "The texture is clear and has a very realistic lump"

[@vadernation1233]

I find it interesting that there’s Cambrian toys. Like Cambrian creatures are cool as collectors models but I don’t know what kid would find them exciting or fun. Like it’s hard for me to imagine a kid playing with the fearsome anomalocaris

[@fortniteblackmanta1098]

When I was very young I was obsessed with an ammonite model and always wanted sea scorpions, trilobites, orthoceros, and especially anomolocaris. I definitely would had tried to buy the Cambrian ones personally.

[@vadernation1233]

@@fortniteblackmanta1098 I can understand eurypterids but the others are kinda a shocker to me. Alas I guess they do exist. That’s kinda cool.

[@ginam5497]

@@vadernation1233 just slam them up and down

[@kittye8340]

I played with any toys as a kid. Don't underestimate how easily entertained kids are.

[@carrott36]

Anomalocaris was one of my favourites when I was younger, I loved being able to flex my knowledge of this cool ferocious predator. Imagine my dismay when I found out it was only half a metre.

[@yukiomarco5288]

7:41 another rodan roar again

[@theacro3472]

This sequel is more awaited than jurassic world dominion

[@firegator6853]

pog

[@Maximus_12ST]

Lol

[@godzillalegendary6788]

Your sarcasm can be felt from miles away

[@alioramusman5650]

For real

[@hehehehaw8346]

Good joke brom. How much did he pay u?

[@anomalocaristheabnormalshr3248]

3:42 Yo I’m in there

[@krimsonklaww611]

Whoever made those toys had beef with the parasaurolophus. It probably owed them 20 bucks.

[@TheRaptorRexJP]

Yes

[@heresnegan6825]

With the shark I love how they're just like "hey its a feature totally not quality control"

[@yukiomarco5288]

3:53 RODAN ROAR

[@4D_242]

Yes

[@ripoffranter]

This is probably the best video I’ve seen on this channel. Honestly this was incredibly funny, and I look forward to a possible sequel to this amazing masterpiece.

[@TheSpinoDude]

Thanks so much King Kaiju, had a lot of fun making it! Will definitely do more

[@Geniusprimate]

​@@TheSpinoDudehi, I'm a biologist

[@jessicacarranza4010]

2:21 Nikocadoavacadosaurus Rex 🦖🥑

[@mutosaurus9341]

Yet Another Carcharodontosaurid that was reclassified as a Spinosauruid 2:58

[@Michipicoten]

4:13 are you sure that isn’t a hatzegopteryx?

[@hithere5039]

I think "Built-in beeper, press to get sound" is one of my new favorite phrases

[@hithere5039]

"Soft: does not hurt Plastic, not afraid of hitting" I'm beginning to think you can make poetry out of some of these descriptions, my lord

[@chaosthebaryonyx6344]

Poor parasaurolophus. He is being bullied all the time Oh sorry I meant parasite

[@spacesharkwriter6554]

Dead body reported

[@retard_activated]

🤣🤣🤣

[@blufftonboi9895]

Parasauropholus

[@avastoyboxandarcade]

"5 marine organisms" was the most accurate one.

[@Latenivenatrix_Mcmasterae]

2:08 “Why can’t you just leave me alone?” *microwave sounds*

[@dinosaurmapping2967]

4:39 I think they were trying to say duck- beaked dragon.

[@CamarasaurusLover15346]

6:49 I died. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TheSpinoDude]

5 m a r i n e o r g a n i s m s

[@CamarasaurusLover15346]

@@TheSpinoDude I have a gift for you ( it’s my latest video) the title is For SpinoDude.

[@lupine.spirit161]

„Then find something and fix the legs“ must be the single best explanation of what to do i’ve ever read

[@IckyCrimeFighter]

1:16 *Ah yes... Parasite.. my favorite dinosaur*

[@Proahmet18]

Mys gonna be 100% humped dragon(concavenator)

[@the_arrachnid]

Caine: YOU PARASITE

[@rileythompson9470]

Just call Vice Dragon not parasite

[@themechbuilder6171]

5:14 i have that one since i was born

[@Blitzkriegfilms]

"Absolutely impossible to eat" implies that they tried to eat it 😭

[@manofallmen]

4:00 this pterosaur looks like Rodan 🤣

[@fatangrygeek5746]

I love that name "Chinasaurs." It's too good, makes me laugh every time. 😆

[@grebnedu1219]

3:42 and 6:18 actually grab my attention. I can't remember anything like them that they could've copied from

[@TheSpinoDude]

The Paleozoic creatures are from a tub on Amazon, I forget the company name. The Kronosaurus kinda looks like a knockoff of the CollectA Pliosaurus.

[@FiteMeMage]

I know nothing of dinosaurs and all of these name sounds like gibberish, but I’d trust my LIFE to this man’s Dino information.

[@feralcyborggaming1531]

So, did Ali Express just admit parasaurs could breathe fire?

[@avery_crazy_7926]

1:20 Well, if ya've seen Primal's Episode, "Plague of Madness", you would know Parasaurolophus are well know for their ability to transport zombie viruses!😉👌

[@Tenebrio-Morio]

@Heisenberg in Front of a ocean cringe reply

[@dinoxels]

@Heisenberg in Front of a ocean transphobia in a Spinodude comment section of all things? Go off man, this isn’t the place for your wack

[@amia-]

cool pfp

[@cypress_on_fours]

@Heisenberg in Front of a ocean you don't support.

[@Velociraptor_Feathers]

ali express bootlegs: * exist * me: * SUFFERING INTENSIFIES *

[@thatbigrod123]

P A R A S I T E

[@planescaped]

The tyrannosaurus at 6:29 looks so much like something I've seen before. I wanna say it was a one-off monster on Star Trek Voyager or something.

[@carrott36]

It is a model of the JW Indoraptor, just painted differently as far as I can tell.

[@CoraCreates]

@@carrott36r/woooosh

[@carrott36]

@@CoraCreates Forgive me for not watching every episode of Star Trek Voyager

[@carrott36]

I actually had most if not all the models at 2:15, they were some of my favourites especially the anky, trike, raptor and quetz.

[@kieriencrabtree]

Alright I'm just gonna say this.....THIS VIDEO IS FREAKING HILARIOUS!!!! 😂😂😂

[@EternalEqu1n0x]

True

[@yuyaricachimuel555]

Respect for using Rodan’s rawr there xD Also Parasite okay my Para loving friend is so gonna be offended by that ima share it Also I thought I hear Uranussaurus at first xP GIVE ME MORE!!!

[@tigerseye8875]

Thank you so much for this. Me and my brother had a good laugh at your video. Please do more of these if you get the content.

[@TheSpinoDude]

So glad you guys enjoyed! Thank you so much for watching!

[@renaissanceman4054]

probably already been said but the one probably has a beeper because in one of the Jurassic Park movies one of the dinos ate a cellphone and was playing a ringtone the whole movie

[@chadgorosaurus4898]

1:25 *MONKE DINO*

[@cypress_on_fours]

WHEN I TRANSLATE IT SAYS "Smell the drinks"

[@BluelySPDR]

@@cypress_on_fours smell them please

[@stegotyranno4206]

This is probably your best and funniest video, tied with the "Am Fish" video you did in April last year. Thanks so so much spinodude, this was genuinley funny and i think you should do more. P.S is Alliexpress like the dark web market of dinosaur figures?

[@TheSpinoDude]

So glad you enjoyed, thank you so much for watching! Aliexpress is like China's equivalent to Amazon

[@carljosepharanez4734]

3:12 i had the t rex but it was a green one with yellow stripes. I got it from an arcade but its lost now.

[@BlueFlameWolf]

This was hilarious! Would love to see more

[@TheSpinoDude]

Definitely going to do more!

[@YippieKiJay]

I loved this. I learned so much, most importantly that Horse Girls have a male varient: DINOSAUR BOYS and I love them

[@Escanimations]

Dad:Ok what do u want for Christmas Kid:I want an parasite!

[@shadow_pal]

I've been waiting for this for what fells like 1000000000000000 years

[@jacobmamiye]

Take a drink every time he says that one of those toys has seen some things

[@stefansauvageonwhat-a-twis1369]

I really felt compelled to subscribe after only seeing this video even tho i didn't think i should

[@heatherkeller6004]

Funny Dino Names. Indominus Rex. PARASAUROLOPHUS. Tanystropheus. Duck booked dragon. Five marine organisms. Tyrannosaurus Rex

[@youraveragephesh3173]

Parasite got me dyin 💀

[@williamheinrich4659]

“Absolutely impossible to eat. I don’t recemend too young children to play.” Lol.

[@poopsterOfTheCentry]

Hey! The egged dinosaur that hatched from a compact package, Those were my childhood and still my obsessions

[@Fazbear80sEra]

1:16 for those looking for the best moment in history

[@abranca38]

The return of the (Ali Express) king!

[@megazillasaurus]

4:47 PANDA

[@Tuxedojuinor77]

The part where it said parasite had me dyin a hopped out my bed and fell on the floor in laughter😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Fazbear80sEra]

Ah, yes, the beautiul Parasite, due to a new study in 2032, we now know Parasaurolophus was actually a parasite that attached itself to sauropods

[@contentthemaker]

Gennedy Tarkostvy must of gotten his idea for primal from this

[@spinoguy3555]

#BringBackDeputyCombDragon 3:00, It is kinda ironic where the Chinese Lettering below the KO Lego Baryonyx actually means Baryonyx.

[@TheSpinoDude]

makes you wonder where they got Mapusaurus from then....

[@spinoguy3555]

@@TheSpinoDude Right? Mapusaurus is 马普龙 (Mǎ pǔ lóng).

[@ZebraSiats]

4:34 Duck Booked what!?🤣🤣

[@casualfnaffan4196]

I had that blue and white pterosaur model as a kid. I think it’s still in my attic actually.

[@4D_242]

3:52. YES RODAN.

[@Pipkiablo]

I think my 1920's tail dragging model T. rex toy that's labeled as an Allosaurus for some reason is starting to look mighty accurate in comparison to some of those pterosaurs. XD

[@robertferrell1410]

3:39 The Braciosaurus

[@thatcorruptdino]

THIS IS HILARIOUS I LAUGHED SO HARD

[@illasm]

most underrated channel

[@inakiperez7436]

Tbh I really dig the look of the "Mapusaurus" (baryonyx knockoff). For me it looks ten times better than the Lego variant

[@clixxspazzed2516]

3:38 because the tanystropheus also had a long neck but the tanystropheus was considerably smaller

[@aliciantimmons-perdue1243]

I like your background 😊

[@raffaelbaumkaenguruh2654]

id love if you would make this into a common series on your channel,idk maybe monthly? you could call it like "monthly malfunctions" or some better pun. just an idea though... best Wishes have a good day!

[@TheSpinoDude]

Definitely turning it into a series! The response is great. Thanks so much for watching and for your awesome feedback!

[@raffaelbaumkaenguruh2654]

@@TheSpinoDude youre welcome! best Wishes have a good day!

[@zachduperron8543]

Whenever I think of “worst dinosaur toys” I think of the typical cheap and nasty ones from the dollar store 🤣

[@brucesnow3901]

Ah yes my most favorite dinosaurs ever ''Parasite''

[@newtybot]

Seeing people list the Jurassic world mutant dinosaurs as regular dinosaurs is very sad

[@CoralReaper707]

Yeah. I feel bad for the Jurassic park dinosaurs. They've been mutated so much that they're basically naked and with broken wrists.

[@thelittleal1212]

Poor parasaulophus😅😂🤣

[@-striker-4675]

3:49 was a rodan and quetzalcoatlus hybrid XD

[@_-NatureMations-_]

I keep finding myself re-watching this video and still laughing just as hard XD

[@VenomTheLethalProtecterFan]

3:51 *BURNING IN VOLCANO MEMORY INTENSIFIES*

[@kittensolder8818]

The sad thing is any toy collector knows exactly what sound the "beepers" make.

[@CoralReaper707]

it's a crappy edit of Godzilla's roar

[@ImaginePayingTaxes]

My favorite dinosaur is the well known popular dinosaur... parasite

[@RuGamez]

4:14 is what happenes when you eat too much Taco Bell💀

[@micahfuqua]

7:42 bro that’s rodan 💀

[@retard_activated]

I have some pretty awful ones in my collection... In fact, the more awful they are, the more I love them!!! Hahaha 😁😁😁 1:08 Holy Moly I have a T. Rex, I'm pretty sure it's from the same cast, but she's a dark charcoal-y gray. I actually like her a lot! 😁 2:30 Omg I gotta have that T. How cute is that? LoL 🤣 Thanks for sharing these, you have the laugh that makes me laugh! Haha! These were great!

[@inotoxx]

I’m just laughing my head off the entire time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@baryonyxblogs6775]

Nice wallpaper

[@Duolingo5033]

The egg dino one I actually have!! Except its green with smaller eyes

[@Duolingo5033]

Oh yeah i forgot to clarify i only have the t rex

[@Tvmantitan-8924]

4:12 I want that one

[@idiotwithanopinion8082]

The first one I was like, hey that's a decent indoraptor ripoff, then the listing....

[@bladegirl5903]

I believe that the nano tyrannus was a very large type of raptor but it was related to the T-Rex in a way

[@HomemadeCollectibles]

Do more !!

[@TheSpinoDude]

don't worry, more on the way!

[@ChicagoMel23]

That Quetzalcoatlus looks like a CollectA knockoff with the prey removed

[@RaanuAli47]

A new dinosaur has been discovered and its called "p a r a s i t e"

[@skulltix_pl1122]

My favorite dinosaur spinodude

[@Doctor_Mortis]

I do collect dino toys/figures but from now, i ll also read the decryption if buying on internet.XD

[@Sandals644]

3:52 rodan sounds effect

[@GrayDarkOakTree]

4:12 that quetzal looks like it’s mouth is a fricking noodle bro

[@theflyingdutchguy9870]

the damn dimetrodons🙈

[@Dinosaur_game_world_761]

WTF ARE ANY OF THESE GUYS WE NEED PT 3

[@Fire_Mothra]

3:53 -Rodan be like 😳

[@Kat_the_random_cat]

The "tyrannosaurus" is actually a indoraptor (yes, the black one with the long hands, it's from jurrasic world fallen world)

[@planescaped]

Small dinosaur are the most welcome gift for the children to provide infinite happiness.

[@Goremasterhelsing]

5:04 this "ceratosaurus"looks a Lot like the dominion giganotosaurus i mean for crying out loud this video camel one year before jw dominion