THE WORST DINOSAUR TOYS ARE BEYOND HOPE

[@hjrveththyh7959]

Listen here pal, if we don’t get a review of Nail Art Dragon we will riot

[@yuyaricachimuel555]

How about a Nail Art Dragon movie? Maybe Nail Art Dragon vs Scythosaurus (or more befitting, Swollen Head Dragon)

[@swollenheadofdragon832]

@@yuyaricachimuel555 I'll do you one better, Swollen head of dragon!

[@yuyaricachimuel555]

@@swollenheadofdragon832 I just had one but I dunno about it xP

[@hjrveththyh7959]

@@yuyaricachimuel555 idk... parasite seems like a good choice as well

[@yuyaricachimuel555]

@@hjrveththyh7959 Saber Wulf vs Parasite

[@yoshyxl1822]

5:07 Fun fact: Yangchuanosaurus is an actual dinosaur

[@MajorBubbly]

omg the black emperor crocodile actually killed me, I'm legit crying from laughter.

[@rileythompson9470]

Black emperor crocodile (instead out megalodon) 5:31

[@thelordelric8424]

2:13 I had that dilophosaurus toy as a kid. Its in a box somewhere. Glad to see the model still gets around.

[@allison122477]

Oh my

[@Iseonix]

Same but i have it in a different colour scheme

[@hedo1971]

Everyones had atleast goofy looking dinosaur toys when children. I had a entirely black, with purple spots Parasaurolophus. A interesting Ankylosaurid with no potruding spikes on its back, and no tail bash. It had teeth too. I also had a standing up brown T Rex and Dilophosaurus, the latter having blue eyes while the former had black eyes. I had a Stego that was entirely green, while its plates were black and it had black spots.

[@Kevintherhea188]

@@Iseonix Me to

[@Iseonix]

@@hedo1971 i have like 70+ chinasauta

[@shaheeg3512]

Question: What happened to the cavemen? Answer: The spinosarus warrior

[@yuyaricachimuel555]

He took a squat on them and they died

[@Multiversefilms22]

@@yuyaricachimuel555really swordsman 4:41

[@derricktate6407]

The chinese name for stegosaurus means sword dragon. when its name is literally translated this is what happens.

[@neonotterpop2528]

cHiNaSaUrUs

[@pastel_tides]

SaBeR wULf

[@domino5525]

northkoreasarus

[@ShinyGoldBacon]

I assumed as much, since it showed up twice in different listings. What a really cool name for a dinosaur! Way cooler than stegosaurus, at least. That just means roof lizard.

[@RealRexRiplash]

​@@pastel_tidesSaber Wolf sounds like a Maximal

[@swollenheadofdragon832]

FEAR OF WOLVES!!! That certainly could give you a fear of wolves, so they aren't wrong.

[@swollenheadofdragon832]

Either that or it should have been concern for wolves after what they did to the one called Fear of wolves and people wondering what happened to it.

[@theparrot_plays3719]

Sable wulf what is very cursed.... :,[

[@theparapsychologypodcast3387]

3:11 *SpinoDude, you... are, the dragon warrior...” The reviewer at least... lol

[@l0el]

0:46 "Kaiser" is Gernan for Emperor and I mean Emperor, imperial, tyrant, Tyrannosaurus, Saurus, Dragon "Kaiser Dragon" kinda makes sence.

[@Sagezilla08]

Exactly

[@grebnedu1219]

2:49 THANK GOD THAT WHOLE 'DINOSAUR HUMAN HYBRID' CONCEPT WAS NEVER CHOSEN FOR THE JURASSIC WORLD MOVIES !

[@Iseonix]

Jurassic Park 4

[@Cerato_animates]

I SAW THAT AT THE FRICKING MALL I SWEAR IM GONNA DIE OF CRINGE

[@tristonng7587]

Warning: This comment may take the fun out of the crazy names... In Chinese, most dinosaurs' name has a suffix -龙(literally: dragon), and dinosaur is called 恐龙(literally: terrible dragon). I believe most of these listings translated into English with translating program that doesn't really have the actual dinosaur names recorded. I tried my best to make a list to somewhat make sense of some of the crazy names here so if you are interested please read on. Please also feel free to comment if there are mistakes. Kaiser Dragon = 霸王龙 Actual Chinese name for Tyrannosaurus Rex - 霸王(literally: tyrant king, kaiser means 'Emperor' in German) Tyrannosaurus Rex means "tyrant lizard the king" or "king tyrant lizard" Sickle Dragon = 镰刀龙 Actual Chinese name Therizinosaurus - 镰刀(literally: Sickle) Therizinosaurus means "scythe lizard" Aeolus Pterosaur = 风神翼龙 Actual Chinese name for Quetzalcoatlus - 风神(literally: god of wind, Aeolus is a god associated with wind in Greek mythology) 翼龙(literally: winged dragon, but also the actual Chinese name for Pterosaur) Quetzalcoatlus got its name from Quetzalcoatl, the Aztec feathered serpent god of wind, air and learning Dragon Sword (I expected it to be sword dragon) = 剑龙 Actual Chinese name for Stegosaurus - 剑(literally: sword) Also, I don't know how Sword dragon became Swordman Stegosaurus means "roof lizard" Canglong = NOT a real word, but it is how the Actual Chinese name for Mosasaur 沧龙 sounds when you read it Mosasaur means "lizard of the Meuse River" Neptune Dragon = 海王龙 Actual Chinese name for Tylosaurus - 海王(literally: king of sea, Neptune is a god associated with seas and oceans in Roman mythology, fun fact: The planet Neptune is also called 海王星 in Chinese) Tylosaurus means "protuberance lizard" Nail Dragon = 钉状龙 Actual Chinese name for Kentrosaurus - 钉状(literally: shape like nail, nail that you hammer, not the one growing on your finger) Kentrosaurus means "prickle lizard" Swollen Head Dragon = 肿头龙 Actual Chinese name for Pachycephalosaurus, also called 厚头龙 - 肿(literally: swollen) 头(literally: head) 厚(literally:thick, so you may expect see 'Thick Head Dragon' somewhere Pachycephalosaurus means "thick-headed lizard" Parajielong/Deputy Comb Dragon =副栉龙 Actual Chinese name for Parasaurolophus - 副(literally: deputy or secondary) 栉龙 is the actual Chinese name for Saurolophus - 栉(literally: comb, probably referring to the tool you use to help dress your hair into a crest shape like these dinosaurs) jielong is NOT a real word but is how 栉龙 sounds when you read it Parasaurolophus means "near crested lizard" Saurolophus means "creasted lizard" Double Crested Dragon = 双冠龙 Actual Chinese name for Dilophosaurus - 双(literally: double or a pair) 冠(literally: crest) Dilophosaurus means "two-crested lizard" South Beast Dragon = 南方巨兽龙 Actual Chinese name for Giganotosaurus - 南方(literally: South direction) 巨兽(literally: giant beast) Giganotosaurus means "giant southern lizard" And arguably the most popular one... Nail Art Dragon = 甲龙 Actual Chinese name for Ankylosaurus - 甲(literally: shell or armor) The word 'nail' probably comes from 指甲 meaning, well, 'nails', as in 'finger nails' but I have no idea where did 'Art' come from Ankylosaurus means "fused lizard"

[@tokyoticcat4346]

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[@DinoScreamReviews]

Don’t know about all of you, but wrestling resistant is a quality I look for.... *slowly climbs up the top turnbuckle*.

[@JOHNKESSLER88]

@3:13 The extreme dinosaurs reboot figures look pretty rad.

[@Jeffzilla07PH]

Glad some people still remember Extreme Dinosaurs.

[@JOHNKESSLER88]

@@Jeffzilla07PH I had a bunch of their toys and still some VHS tapes.

[@procow2274]

Kaiser dragon is a optional boss in ff6 :)

[@Jeffzilla07PH]

2:34 Ngl that Lego Spino do be lookin' cool. I'd actually buy that.

[@angelicwarrior118]

4:17 I don’t know if you’ve heard of it or not, there actually was such thing as a “Neptune dragon”. The sea crocodyliform Neptunidraco is what I’m talking about. When you’ve got time, I would like you to search it up.

[@yuyaricachimuel555]

Damn and he thought Tatankaceratops wasn’t real xP

[@angelicwarrior118]

@@yuyaricachimuel555 you mean Tatankacephalus.

[@yuyaricachimuel555]

@@angelicwarrior118 oh yeah crap xd

[@woodgatejack]

I remember in the mid 90's, when my little half-brother was a kid, somebody got him a box of plastic dinosaurs. Amongst the usual brightly coloured T-rexes, stegosaurs and triceratops were two anomalies, The first was a dragon. A straight-up winged, four-legged, horned dragon with barbed tail. The second was a bullet or landshark from the old D&D Monster Manual. It just struck me as odd that they found such a relatively obscure monster.

[@yuyaricachimuel555]

- 0:47 Kaiser Dragon... something tells me they wanted to do a Kaiser Ghidorah you’re but they knew Toho would screw them for it - 1:05 I wanted to see the video xD That “High Spine Dragon” looks cool tho - 1:22 what’ve they done to that handsome ice dragon!?! :’( - 1:35 that ice dragon has the color of a repainted Safari Ltd dragon holy shit - 1:40 isn’t that a bootleg of the X-Plus Kong statue? - 2:34 wow that LEGO Spinosaurus looks cool. But the other Legos not available? Damn something good taken from us too soon... - 3:00 (or whatever time stamp I should put): wow those are some handsome Hunkasauruses (except that Spinosaurus warrior he’s just weird with that bathroom squat) (But seriously, GET THEM!!! I see memes destined for them on your channel) - Representing the fish, DAMN RIGHT - Rod Ammonite..... okay, that is NOT something any parent should buy, at all... I cannot unsee or Un-imagine it with such name as that.... thank you, Internet.... - Is that crocodile dinosaur a Hyneria or something? - Okay there are WAY too many Nail Dragons, wth? - Double crested dragon/ south beast dragon isn’t really far off... - 5:20 Agustus Gloop I had in mind before you named it xP - Well that last one wouldn’t be wrong it was the Tyrannosaurus rex of the sea, but forget it they’ve stretched reality by this point xD - Final question: why even do my friends go to Aliexpress....?

[@thelittleal1212]

0:29 their first sentence was actually surprisingly true😂

[@gamerbbourogerfoxdominoes2299]

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[@milesfoster8190]

@@gamerbbourogerfoxdominoes2299 kindly speak English and drop the vernacular

[@Red_Vision1]

@@gamerbbourogerfoxdominoes2299 the my the my the my the my the my the my the my the my the my the my the my the my the my the my the my the my the my the my the my the my the my the my the my the

[@grebnedu1219]

3:35 Hey actually, that green Dunk ain't to bad, at least from these promotional images, but it's VERY OBVIOUSLY a knockoff

[@Pipkiablo]

I'm assuming that the Chinese name for dinosaurs includes the word dragon in it like how a lot of dinosaur names contain a word meaning lizard, which would explain why so many of them are called dragons in the translations.

[@ewekaicong321]

Correct, most Chinese Dinosaur names contain the character “龙”(pronounced "long"), which means dragon. That's why some dinosaurs found in China are named xxlong like Guanlong, Dilong etc.

[@danking9936]

I actually have that Acrocanthosaurus figure they call Jobaria!!!! I bought it at a discount store after being super impressed with its sculpt quality, and painted mine up with a unique paint job!

[@Sharkman4569]

Yes the mighty Crotalon! We all remember that one from walking with dinosaurs and chased by sea monsters

[@Thewildlifeenthusiast123]

Never heard that from my childhood documentary I should check it again XD

[@Fitnessfreakshowz]

Genuinely hilarious. Great video buddy.

[@TheSpinoDude]

Thanks so much, appreciate you watching Kinisi!

[@shainewhite2781]

00:49, lol! 00:56, that's all it said was orange!? Lol! 1:08, that's was a T Rex!! Lol! 1:09, Sickle Dragon!? 1:16, Tyrannical Dragon, Aeolus Pterosaur!? OMG! 🤣 1:25, why is THAT There!? 2:12, Dragon Sword!? Lol! 3:02, lol!! 3:29, thank God for that! 3:45, 🤣🤣🤣 representing the fish! 3:57, what!?! 🤣 4:10, it's a Mosasaurus! 4:20, no not another Mosasaurus! 4:53, lol! I'm gonna have a heart Attack right now! 5:32, that's a shark! 🤣🤣 5:37, Hyaenodon, and it's not a wolf.🤣 5:42, lol!! thanks for the video!! See you later!! Stay safe.🤣 Saber wulf!

[@TheXAllosaurus]

Maybe Canglong is how Chinese people referring Mosasaurus....I don't really know

[@thelittleal1212]

representing fish has dived in to the battle!!!

[@troodonnetwork]

3:12 I feel like I heard that from a DreamWorks movie but I just can't put my finger on it...

[@Escanimations]

5:39 And now the moment you’re all waiting...

[@Bullboy_Adventures]

4:26 I thought for sure you were gonna say joe biden. That would've been the worst dinosaur name error ever.

[@yuyaricachimuel555]

RIGHT!?! XD

[@firegator6853]

5:46 awwwwww and i wanted to play in the fire with those :(

[@CamarasaurusLover15346]

I ALMOST PUNCHED MY SCREEN WHEN I SAW THIS. I LOVE THESE!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@neonotterpop2528]

What's funny is that my sisters oc is a made up creature called a Saber wolf.....but not a Saber WULF.

[@bigplosion]

Teachers telling us to "sound it out" was such a stupid thing to say because it meant that kids would never pronounce things correctly sometimes

[@neonotterpop2528]

@@bigplosion yup

[@brianzulauf2974]

Sabre wulf sounds like a sick band name.

[@johnwharton7094]

1:07 that "high spine dragon"s sculpt actually look pretty good (even though its stolen) if they just changed the colors a bit and change the name it will be a good figure

[@rileythompson9470]

Yeah the return of my friend. High spine dragon!

[@Joegargalini]

The most underrated one of these is orange

[@dinoxels]

Those humanoids are cursed beyond belief.

[@yuyaricachimuel555]

Not even the Scalies want anything to do with those!

[@elenatserkovnyuk3210]

Fun fact: Well , Jobaria is a real genus of saurischian dinosaur. But it was not a theropod and it was just a sauropod , related to Brachiosaurus/Camarasaurus

[@148-The-Creator-On-New-Years]

I Like how the ice dragon included in dinosaur world or whatever 🤣🤣

[@chadgorosaurus4898]

The series must go on

[@SomeStupidSketchShowGuy]

YES my beautiful Crotalon makes his glorious return.

[@johnporksupreme]

0:01 I have that spinosaurus

[@CapuchinTheRainWing]

Sabre wulf, Oh my god I can't breath, too funny Sabre wulf

[@Anonymous13154]

Those toys are actually pretty good I want most of them

[@TF2_Animation]

Third vid I’ve seen of ur channel and I subbed One Dino fan to another

[@mutosaurus9341]

Hyaenodon is a Genus of Wolf After All 5:36

[@something402]

wulf*

[@CamarasaurusLover15346]

That’s right! Now it is a Genus of wolf!!!

[@spoopy_190YT]

I wish I could play with the Ancient biological suit. Everyone will praise me.

[@blufftonitevideo]

4:54 Nail Dragon! Yee! Oh my goodness that poor Nail Dragon has SEEN things!

[@kingcretaceous4977]

Cool,also Kaiser is German for emperor

[@invisiblejaguar1]

I've got that woolly mammoth, I keep him next to an Asian elephant I also have. Like cousins from different times

[@tygerwulfproductions9096]

Saber Wulf! Not to be confused with the Killer Instinct character. 😹

[@dubuyajay9964]

00:52. Considering that "Kaiser" is German for Ceasar and Schleich is a German company, I am going to assume this is them doing a variant on the literal translation of the T Rex name. Especially since our ancestors thought dino bones came from dragons. 5:04. I think Liang and Long are both types of dragon in Chinese. So it's either saying "long dragon" or "dragon dragon." X_x 5:30. Considering this is a "Dire" Wolf the mistranslation makes sense.

[@swollenheadofdragon832]

I love using watert when I bathe

[@swollenheadofdragon832]

In aliexpress swollen head dragon applies to pachycephalosaurus and stygimoloch now!

[@poodlediplodocus7776]

My sides hurt from laughter!

[@LeoTheYuty]

My favorite dinosaur, swordsman

[@nuraida5190]

Spinosaurus the king

[@bluesteno64]

TYRANNOSAUR RAPTOR. That’s the new nickname for knockoff allosaurus that’s for sure

[@avastoyboxandarcade]

My boy Dimetrodon got a win!

[@Goofy_ahh_account247]

Average kronosaurus fan : 🤓 Average crotalon enjoyer : 🗿💪

[@crystalgoddess4085]

Kaiser Dragon? They do know that's a Yu-Gi-Oh! card, right?

[@headwreak1768]

Amagaron sound like a monster that Godzilla would fight

[@thecodandrobloxfan]

Post More Of This Funny Toys Also I Subscribed 😁

[@RealRexRiplash]

1:17 Well you see "Aeolus" is the name of a streamlined steam locomotive owned by the Chicago Burlington & Quincy railroad.

[@mesokingdom1142]

4:25 jobaria is a sauropod, AND WHAT THEY SHOW IS A MERAXES 5:20 they mean agustinia

[@user-ie9gr2up3v]

The only kaiser dragon I know if Keizer Ghidorah from Godzilla Final Wars.

[@Dinosaur-87-productions]

I love his vids

[@WinstonsVids]

"swollen head dragon","swordsman","sabre wulf" made me laugh so hard

[@Archbishopofcheeseburger]

It's nice to see some -Dunkleosteus- *The Fish* representation.

[@CamarasaurusLover15346]

“Boys will love this toy because it is scary big and strong” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭

[@elmono6299]

5:40- Sabrewulf, that's the name of a fighter from the video game, Killer Instinct.

[@khoehl1525]

I can't 😆 Sabre wulf fear of wolves black emperor crocodile OMG! 😆😂😂😂😂😂

[@Zeder95]

3:10 Dragon Warrior? I would have expected Po from Kung Fu Panda with that title 🐼

[@Dinosaur_game_world_761]

Dude the warrior bois are cool

[@khoehl1525]

Watert is hilarious.

[@ancienteraart]

Love this! So much fun!

[@jayhawkgoat786]

Love these kinds of videos!

[@dracodracarys2339]

3:03 it's ingen's new hybrid the Abdominus Pecs, made with Arnold Schwarzenegger DNA

[@goatrex9195]

Nice

[@jon_the_guanlong]

Aeolus (according to Wikipedia) was the ruler of the winds encountered by Odysseus in Homer's Odyssey. It would make a GREAT pterosaur name actually

[@tristanwilde5581]

That cursed dilophosarus I have a trex like that it looks like a 1920s trex

[@cupoftea922]

i like almost every time they call dimetrodon heteradonta

[@Toucan101]

I liked the first one

[@troodonnetwork]

Here is the ultimate rip off dinosaur: Scary big and strong prickly wickly ice giant tricerasaurus groilla duck - booked dragon of dragons with swolen heads

[@yuyaricachimuel555]

How about the Super mega ultra dinga donga crackle wackle ice city feistity waste dump landfill dragon?

[@troodonnetwork]

@@yuyaricachimuel555 *W O A H* that's twice as powerful.

[@yuyaricachimuel555]

@@troodonnetwork how about this from the first one. Jurassic Park Simulation Dinosaur Toys Model for Child Dragon Toy Set for Boys Velo ciraptor Animal Action Play Figure Home Deco

[@troodonnetwork]

@@yuyaricachimuel555 I know something that's a bit more powerful.... Strees realiver jurassic tricere toops tyrannosaurus warriors of mighty home deco toy for boyoys and older prehistoric people and amazon fashion sapor wulf of swolen muscle tiger monke shark Warning: no food

[@yuyaricachimuel555]

@@troodonnetwork Boyoys 😂

[@That_one_arti]

Sabre wulf is the 2nd best one for me

[@Maury_Can0]

Ahh yes the sabre wulf

[@brianzulauf2974]

I found my band name

[@Headless_Bill]

2:15 - that cursed Dilophosaurus's head almost looks like Gaos from the Gamera series.

[@2022irons]

*(Fear of wolves intensifies)*

[@Escanimations]

Ah yes,I love playing with my JOBARIA AND MY SABRE WULF

[@franciscopenajr3909]

5:44 I guess that's how they also got the nickname Saber toothed lion

[@Lord-xy2fr]

Jobaria is a real dinosaur Yes i Google searched Jobaria

[@stegotyranno4206]

Kaiser is deutsch/german for ruler or emperor

[@viraltang]

I'm gonna buy most of these. They are so cursed and doofy and sound like Yugioh monsters.

[@follower4633]

4:06 Canglong is actually the Chinese term for Mosasaurs, because obviously those toys are made in China, and the company probably have no idea what Mosasaurs is.

[@lolnowwut69]

Legend has it that pachycephalosaurus will always be called swollen head dinosaur/dragon

[@Jurack_69]

Ooo I like Lego dinos I'm a collector but I'm just starting I only have one

[@ShadeMeadows]

Nice molds at least~

[@swollenheadofdragon832]

I saw an aliexpress toy listing called velociraptor long. It's a knockoff of the old lego jurassic world blue figure

[@thehungrymonstrosity251]

5:39 Congrats, Smilodon is Not a Cat, It's WULF LOL

[@thehungrymonstrosity251]

5:35 When I Buy This, It Will Remind Me That Hayenadon Has a Fear of Wolves LOL

[@TheXAllosaurus]

@@thehungrymonstrosity251 Fear of Wolves is possibly referring to Direwolf, as it translate to Chinese is Terrifying Wolf

[@thehungrymonstrosity251]

Whoever Disliked The Video Thinks This That These Toys are Accurate (Including The Names), When Actually No

[@jurassicanimation1518]

I get these to do repaints on from the two dollar shop