Spirit Phone Commentary But It's Out Of Context

[@honeymummies2304]

holy shit this got 10k views im gonna pee update: since some people are asking- the commentary is available on youtube!! it comes with the physical release of spirit phone ^_^ (which also comes w remastered versions of the tracks) second update: 37k+ views . i peed 💔 /j

[@dogboa]

please not again

[@judeboogaloo5975]

where is this audio of neil from?

[@haoqw]

why

[@honeymummies2304]

@@judeboogaloo5975 its all from the audio commentary! someone did upload it onto yt but it comes with the physical releases of spirit phone

[@Moon404yt]

pee, the best way to appreciate a thing

[@therealmiguel4666]

“hate sex makes evil babies” could maybe be great advice or just a really weird movie plot

[@pigeondamigion569]

Isn't that the plot for homestuck?

[@basil6820]

@@pigeondamigion569 OH MY FUCKING GOD

[@ayoooowerllyouthere5556]

@@pigeondamigion569 JSWUAHHAGAJA OMFG

[@oreo625]

@@pigeondamigion569 homestuck

[@stickcat8515]

Naw, thats the plot for all of the villains in Warriors ( TigerStar's kids, Darktail, prob more, i just cant remember them Rn )

[@flowerstar_]

“Hey so I had this theory... *Do you like honey????* “

[@honeymummies2304]

_its not a sex thing_

[@chowcowgamer5834]

I wheezed so hard it sounded like two trucks having sex as the tires were screeching

[@Artificer_]

*its not a sex thing*

[@sayarock3283]

All these are beautiful

[@Binglesquirk]

222

[@dahla1919]

i have never heard neil speak before so i was very caught off guard when he just sounded like a normal guy.

[@dahla1919]

i love how i can tell what songs he's talking about. and how casually he talks about them cuz that vibe is pretty much how i imagined him to be.

[@aposterous4126]

Neil is the chillest man you’ll ever meet

[@ShadowHeartValentine]

Watch 50 state nightmares and you can get used to his voice

[@Vitorio582]

Watch his comedy videos and listen to his podcast with Kevin and Ryan

[@puppppppies]

His voice sounds exactly how I expected someone that looks like him to sound

[@gammarays3683]

That part in "No Eyed Girl" where he just talked about eyeballs always gets me

[@thogwedgie]

how many times have you listened to the commentary album for you to be able to say “always gets me” LMAO

[@AzenHawke]

@@thogwedgie are you saying you _dont_ listen to it on a daily basis?

[@thogwedgie]

@@AzenHawke that was 3 weeks ago. I listen to it on a daily basis now, don’t worry.

[@kevinwillems8720]

Neil makes a song about the *eyeball zone*

[@kevinwillems8720]

I see there are fellow disciples of Lord Oculon reading the comments, hell yeah.

[@galaxyarchway5422]

"Hey, do you like honey? It's not a sex thing-"

[@Ashlynn1218]

It's really not.

[@rockothewallaby1]

"stack multiple cats for that extra vertical cat value" are words i never thought id ever hear strung together but here we are

[@FiSH-iSH]

s t a c k u s

[@Flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

@@FiSH-iSH s t a c k l i k e t e t r i s

[@gabmalagonpersonal]

I thought those would be parts of the lyrics

[@gatlina6019]

I w a n n a b e t e t r i s t o o

[@pablopereyra7126]

Gotta optimize those cat values

[@opossumofthebackdoor7033]

"He's a human... You're a mermaid"

[@Im_optimus_lime]

BAHWHWHWHWHWHEH

[@musicsheep9816]

Couldit be anymore obvious

[@SomeFreakingCactus]

Like a deep sea diver falling into a mermaid's embrace .

[@7ferrisarcade7]

Ballroom dancing on a wave in the ocean

[@moreofthatjazz_]

dad married a fish?

[@inactiveaccount5480]

"eyes are just windows to the eyes."

[@eldestalpaca7232]

Ah *ues*

[@RandomDude647]

my favorite quotes are from when he's talking about As Your Father: "He does apologize for yelling, but he’s just yelling for the whole song, and then he threatens to yell some more. I think this dad only has this one move. Or maybe he doesn’t even really yell at his kid, and this song is just, like, an internal monologue, and he has to lock himself in his bedroom, and just scream it out with his guitar. That’s a better idea."

[@gemalescu]

hey how'd you get here

[@beenings213]

Hey Edd

[@RandomDude647]

@@gemalescu how could i NOT get here

[@juicer0tten]

I see you everywhere, wherever I go, that hellucard pfp haunts me.

[@boxes_of_boxes]

"Something about male unrelatability in there... but mostly it's just a cloud-man song."

[@lightbluesleeper]

'ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba'- neil demon lemon

[@charjack4449]

1:55 bummmmmwoooaaaooow

[@beaniewearingbastard3125]

"I am Robert Stack!"

[@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa]

im concerned for KZbin Translate To English (United Kingdom)

[@gabsalanna]

neil looks and sounds like a guy who doesnt curse so him cursing, even though he does it in a few of his songs, always catches me off guard

[@eldestalpaca7232]

Same

[@theforklord9463]

"The Lemon" is the funniest thing to me

[@idonthavevideos5751]

I SHIT MYSELF

[@elliot._.119]

THE LEMON *I SHIT MYSELF*

[@vshinigai]

**I SHIT MYSELF**

[@miou2192]

Jesse i fucking shit myself jesse

[@1stPersonNarrator]

i shit myself intensifies

[@Roma-kp4qg]

When he says "hey buddies" i cry. i feel such warmth and comfort knowing neil cicereiga recognizes me as his buddy. i slowly drift off into a peaceful sleep. thank you neil

[@frigusium7216]

i'm so sorry, i don't know how to say this but... neil cicierega isn't real

[@themyofmy]

@@frigusium7216 :(

[@angeygirl]

He could be real... if you believe

[@lmnc_dmnad]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@jjam1025]

@@frigusium7216 everyone knows that

[@MaxEverywhereSystem]

The Neil Cicerega Podcast

[@littlesnowflakepunk855]

he is technically on a podcast, which i think is called Guaranteed* Audio

[@puppppppies]

He has the voice of an NPR host

[@CrazyOkuuProductionsNG]

@@littlesnowflakepunk855 w h e r e

[@littlesnowflakepunk855]

@@CrazyOkuuProductionsNG on the Guaranteed* Video channel on youtube

[@CrazyOkuuProductionsNG]

@@littlesnowflakepunk855 HELL YEAH

[@Dorkyzzz]

alternative title: Lemon Demon - Spirit Phone - Commentary Track by Neil Cicierega: ADHD Edition

[@starlightproductions594]

can we like not say that adhd is like "crackhead energy" it kinda puts down the mental illness

[@Dorkyzzz]

@@starlightproductions594 i mean i was just saying it out of personal experience and a difficulty to focus as long or as well as i'd like, not to put down others

[@CrazyBubba64]

As a person that has adhd, this is true xD

[@CrazyBubba64]

But still, having adhd is never fun

[@starlightproductions594]

@@Dorkyzzz ok im sorry i didn't know that

[@halcyon_ytps6356]

“hey buddies Nilsa serega Here”

[@theabyss310]

I am so here for all of these lemon demon memes I'm getting for no reason

[@honeymummies2304]

yeah thats pretty much all i upload lol

[@confetticatnip]

SAMe DFGDGFH

[@theabyss310]

@@some.kind.of.animal momento mori

[@elijahdage5523]

AUDI FAMAM ILLIUS SOLUS IN HOSTES RUIT ET PATRIAM SERVAVIT

[@funnylittlecreature]

I _really_ like your pfp

[@Froji]

"sometimes ill throw a blanket over my computer.. . . . BAOOOOOOOUM WAAAOOOW"

[@strideryourself]

hey froji!

[@Froji]

@@strideryourself hey scott!

[@themyofmy]

hey froji?

[@Froji]

@@themyofmy hey funkie dunkie!

[@redmantis3336]

...hey froji?

[@salt6248]

“let me sing about bugs... bugs that don’t matter”

[@pianolexcat7387]

"fictional characters shouldn't be scared of death; I should... yOuu should"

[@elijahdage5523]

Don't tell me how to live my life, Neil.

[@furiousmagician5912]

bold of you to assume I can die, neil

[@AzenHawke]

Bold of you to assume *y o u* can die, Neil

[@tardigradez]

-i'll never die, i am a freak, hello, i'm here, i'm living in the wall-

[@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa]

​@@tardigradez -I know-

[@hyphema]

"Ba bah ba ba baah ba ba bah I am Robert Stack"

[@bchaotic905]

I feel like I should say that KZbins translate opinion decided you were trying to say "I don't need to. I am Robert Stack"

[@hyphema]

that's amazing

[@theabyss310]

"Fictional characters in song should not be worried about death." Stuck: 👁👄👁

[@aliienoiid]

I just came here from stuck wtf

[@gabe8981]

stuck?

[@theabyss310]

@@gabe8981 Stuck is a Lemon Demon song from the album Dinosaurchestra.

[@HeyJinx]

You forgot the "home"

[@masicbemester]

@@HeyJinx yeah

[@monsterupdatewhen]

He's a human *epic guitar riff* _you're a mermaid_

[@gray.wesley]

4:21 "but yeah this should be the anthem for dads and it should be played at father-daughter dances instead of that fucking john mayer song" my favourite part of the entire commentary track right there

[@thecoolyoyo5353]

I didn’t know a touch tune telephone was technically an actual instrument

[@LeGoodMusica23]

"I dont know. I like eyes and all, but there just the windows to the eyes."

[@frankieroses]

i would pay for him to make a podcast like. hes hilarious and charming in a dorky way and i LOVE it

[@honeymummies2304]

he actually does run a podcast with some friends called guaranteed audio here on yt!! unfortunately they dont post much :[

[@frankieroses]

@@honeymummies2304 I DIDNT KNOW THAT OMG THANK YOU. well time to listen to all of the episodes and then be disappointed when i finish all of them in 2 days!! JJFJDJ

[@oxymoron847]

Spirit Phone: Spooky conspiracy theories and unexplained events- Ancient Aliens: *confused unga bunga*

[@kevinwillems8720]

And then N e o l i b r a l i s m

[@elijahdage5523]

My new life plan: 1.Find a girl 2.Get married 3. Have a daughter 5. Wait for her to get married 4. Dance to ATFIEFBI at the wedding 6. Die without regrets

[@cryptid221]

Same

[@elijahdage5523]

@@cryptid221 hell yeah

[@cryptid221]

@@elijahdage5523 :’))

[@seaotter4439]

ATFIEFBI?

[@cryptid221]

@@seaotter4439 as your father i expressly forbid it

[@Kids_Scissors]

"Stack multiple cats for that extra vertical cat value." Thank you for the tip Neil

[@snipintoaslamjam5518]

"I guess my content has changed" -the guy who made other such classics as Spiral Of Ants and Two Trucks

[@Fawfownsthisiguess]

He also made "Fiber glass monkeys", it was actually submit on his newgrounds account. (His account is called "Trapezoid")

[@ainsleyfr]

@@italian_sauce8604 two trucks having s3x, my muscles, my muscles…

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

@@ainsleyfr *involuntary flex*

[@redmantis3336]

He made both those songs at the same time though

[@--CHARLIE--]

Also Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny,

[@colorphone5154]

The phrase "because michal jackson is still dead" has a threatening aura

[@tokiyodadelldew3244]

He sounds like he was running on 1% at the time of recording. He still sounds passionate but still tired lol.

[@R1PCH41N_FR3NZY]

The whole bit about the recorder has me imagining Neil just aggressively vibing with a recorder and I love it

[@elliot._.119]

AGGRESSIVE RECORDER NOISES INTENSIFY

[@vshinigai]

i love how he clarified he wasnt even jamming away on the recorder 😭😭

[@JustSomeoneHi]

it was, in fact, the complete opposite of that

[@Aloemancer]

Damnit Neil, Spiral of Ants is deeply symbolic and meaningful whether you like it or not!

[@Tango_Raptor]

"You're unstoppable babe" thanks Neil.

[@k1zm3t]

"why can't we throw a party in honour of the crushing weight of responsibility??" not me doing Exactly That

[@xxscribbledragonxx9744]

i love how everyone is looking really deep into Niel's songs when in reality its literally him just fucking around

[@shmepoe]

THE,, LEMON,,

[@staceymulligan6486]

THE LEMON

[@poryphoria6218]

I SHIT MYSELF

[@FiSH-iSH]

LEMON MAN

[@hewhat2804]

ah yes my favorite artist with one of mt favorite album, "I SHIT MYSELF"

[@yamjams8907]

THE LE MON

[@animeloverhaven]

“Long before I thought of putting body parts in a video game cabinet” “Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba” There so much good quote and meme potential in this vid it’s great.

[@wretchedcats4909]

"He's a human you're a mermaid" eight legs?

[@kellanlevi5663]

Yeah, yeah ..... I think it's eight.

[@KabeerKishore]

Seven vagaianas

[@beeknight5633]

imagine

[@CircusSabre]

@@KabeerKishore ok thanks

[@timecrime12]

sometimes i'll throw a blanket over my computer, *_bUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMWAOAOOAOOEUUMMM_*

[@looooo24]

ORFJIFROEJRMÇRG IM DYING

[@cryptid221]

:’))

[@ThatOneIrishFurry]

firstly neil is always so cute in this commentary and secondly my friend those people who goes deep into the lyrics and decides whether its a good song or a good sounding song and I too live in fear of his music taste

[@CrazyOkuuProductionsNG]

neil is always adorable jhsusjsiejjls

[@dolphinsoup]

simps

[@CrazyOkuuProductionsNG]

@@dolphinsoup can confirm, i am a simp

[@sponsoredbywalmart]

@@CrazyOkuuProductionsNG fellow simp..?

[@CrazyOkuuProductionsNG]

@@sponsoredbywalmart m

[@1mincy734]

"he's a human, you're a mermaid" remember the chorus from the ocean in view-monster? neil what are you implying-

[@anxiousrobot82]

“Just let me sing songs about bugs”

[@nuclearcatbaby1131]

Inspired by Oingo Boingo’s Insects?

[@silverdrake7838]

6:48-7:01 listen Neil, i have to over analyze every song i come into contact with or else I'll feel like all my years of being the "gifted" student in school will be wasted

[@acronolozki]

*puts on glasses* its kids nerds babe

[@nuclearcatbaby1131]

That’s actually why I study graduate level math on my own for a hobby.

[@silverdrake7838]

@@nuclearcatbaby1131 I won’t take it that far but college is enough to satisfy the urge for knowledge and analyzing skills... for now

[@nuclearcatbaby1131]

@@silverdrake7838 College math is too easy.

[@masicbemester]

gifted nerds unite!

[@kaedynkk]

"he's a human..... you're a mermaid" ;)

[@Crystalkitzoku]

neil is the only person who can make me laugh while seriously listening to songs

[@trevorhare3171]

i like how this still summarizes the albums commentary

[@misshoney2006]

the lemon i shit myself the thumbnail brought me here

[@clutterbug138]

"Sometimes I'd throw a blanket on my computer"

[@gatlina6019]

BAAAOOOOOUUUUMMMMMMMMMMM

[@gabrieldabriel]

I am Robert Stack

[@therealmiguel4666]

hi Robert Stack

[@L0rdOfThePies]

Hi Robert Stack

[@fishiee113]

Hi Robert Stack

[@bogdansgaming8106]

Hi Leonard Nimoy

[@chowcowgamer5834]

Hi Robert Stack

[@padriazozzriaorizifian8672]

0:15 Lifetime Achievement Award (preceeded by a bit of overall commentary) 0:51 Touch-Tone Telephone 1:19 Cabinet Man 1:41 No Eyed Girl 1:58 When He Died (technically starts at the transition to it but I'm not breaking up that sentence) 2:35 Sweet Bod 3:24 Ancient Aliens (Eighth Wonder was skipped, also I guess Neil had a lot to say about Sweet Bod to take out of context) 3:30 Soft Fuzzy Man 3:57 As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It 4:29 I Earn My Life 5:36 Reaganomics (Oh my god Neil please stop talking about IEML you'll make it my favourite sometime) 6:22 Man-Made Object 6:47 Spiral of Ants 7:08 Crisis Actors 7:19 You're At The Party 7:33 Angry People 7:43 Cat Hacks 7:56 outro and thanks

[@boydboyjules]

the diy gps tracker fckugn killed me

[@rowan9146]

"-and you know, Kokomo is not a real place, so... what are the Beach Boys trying to pull?" _"...Is it a tax thing?"_

[@maow-tty-archive]

I like this "The Lemon" guy! He's very inspirational.

[@Forcommentingpurposes]

Okay I came here for memes not for Neil to thank me so fucking politely for blasting Spirit Phone 24/7 😭🥺❤

[@fishpog7685]

"H-Hey so I have this theory, do you like honey? It isn't a sex thing."

[@squeakboy3666]

"sweet bod! :)"

[@arrolace]

I quote this sometimes

[@staceymulligan6486]

“Eyes are just the window to the eyes” “what are you talking about, I just told you my mother has cancer”

[@chowcowgamer5834]

"Its not a sex thing"

[@mepmop7768]

"Bah bah bah bah bah bah bah I am Robert Stack."

[@vshinigai]

@@staceymulligan6486 "oh yeah, that sucks. but do you like honey? its not a sex thing"

[@oreo_6206]

I've never heard him speak before☠

[@meli_lemon_real]

his voice is so warm and welcoming

[@jacobfromstatefarm6136]

“swEEt bOd”

[@kaedynkk]

*I A M R O B E R T S T A C K*

[@chloefoundpie6013]

I too am Robert Stack.

[@krispykringle1258]

"Please just let me sing about bugs"

[@itsjoeverforyoubruh]

0:52 bah BAH bah BAH bah BAH bah i Am RoBeRt StAcK

[@DeathbyProxy]

"You're At The Party is a song I never quite finished to my liking" NEIL IT'S YOUR BEST SONG???

[@HoneycombTheywontletmeputjusto]

I have never heard Neil speak without singing before oh my goodness

[@puppygirlasuka]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/inOal6SKZtp0f6s

[@cryptid221]

That little thing he says at the end just always makes me feel all warm and cozy inside 💕❤️✨

[@pixeliien]

no matter how many times i hear neil swear i still will never get used to it

[@Elemessclr]

it brings me endless joy to know that the man that made a song about truck sex is scared of me

[@Silly_Sulky_Seli]

I heard his TED talk before but it's still weird to hear him talk

[@ScooterSkullz]

“And of course you can’t be a monster arcade cabinet without immediately having to reckon with being obsolete in the face of home consoles and portable consoles! 🥰“

[@kiernugget2928]

"Hey buddies" 🥺

[@circlexc908]

As a person who instantly gets the lyrics of songs, I can now say that I know of 5 different people who fear me.

[@JustSomeoneHi]

you can add one more to that *what is wrong with you*

[@bludraws094]

“Statues that cried blood” excuse me????????

[@jonathankinsella7079]

I love the comment he makes about people who care about lyrics, makes me feel so powerful lol

[@glassydiatom]

The commentary is absolutely one of the best things ever tbh

[@Artificer_]

"the lemon. i shit myself"

[@scoredatarot]

Artificer likes Lemon demon!?

[@aaronwentaway]

Wait it's cicireega? I was pronouncing it "seesee air ih guh" dude my whole life has been a lie

[@acronolozki]

yEAH??? I GOT SO CONFUSED

[@cryptid221]

No it’s pronounced Neoclassism

[@theabyss310]

@@cryptid221 Really? I thought it was Naptime Cinema.

[@cryptid221]

​@@theabyss310 its actually neopet cigarette

[@theabyss310]

@@cryptid221 Oh man, it even rhymes, it must be correct

[@centipede7077]

I listened to the track commentary before but I forgot about a lot of these lines and I'm wheezing

[@noahbowers719]

I love this. This just shows how amazing of a person Neil is.

[@arlann-]

His voice is so calming? 😭😭

[@lastcupofsorr0w]

The weird "sWeEt bOd" made me giggle

[@raisedbybats.]

“What are The Beach Boys trying to pull” good question Neil

[@QuicksilverStudios0w0614]

getting the impulse to.......... animate this................... maybe. Edit: I'm animating it Edit 2: part 1 is complete kzbin.info/www/bejne/e3fddaSkbaugm7c

[@inactiveaccount5480]

yesyeysywysyeysy

[@sansundertaleofficial9947]

update me when ur done

[@QuicksilverStudios0w0614]

@@sansundertaleofficial9947 oki

[@marl3ymarl3y86]

Lmk. I wanna see this 👀

[@cy-bernet-ix]

here for updates

[@jerrytheplatypus1995]

His voice gives me some real Sly Cooper vibes, like this is the borderline insane stuff Sly rambles about when they’re just hanging out

[@CasperSpencer]

aah the commentary video is one of my favourite videos and this is great

[@hhhertaaa]

What I do is very glamorous, Extremely rock and roll... This could totally be another song about crayons if I wanted to but why can't we throw a party in honor of the crushing weight of responsibility.

[@KAITOPRAYERS]

I love the LD fandom

[@Goobism02]

Neil r e a l l y likes his dad

[@neutron-irl]

1:52 sometimes i'll throw a blanket over my computer *sounds of throwing a blanket over a computer*

[@Froji]

swEET bOD

[@declantecho1717]

3:23

[@NateThe_Great24]

"Record. Recorrd. Buh buh buh buh bah bAh bah. I am Robert Stack." ^Sounds like a vocal stim, ngl.

[@imuttx]

he's a human🙂....... *your a mermaid* 😈

[@NoEyedLevi]

Neil telling me I should be worried about death has always felt like a threat to me

[@dysonsphereishere]

the first time i listened yo the spirit phobe commentary was also the first time i heard neils voice aside from singing, so when i clicked into the commentary i got genuinely frightened and clicked out of it. i am no longer frightened.

[@CatCatCatCatCatCatCatCatCat4]

Lol

[@goosesquared]

oh my god i dont think ive ever heard him speak this is so surreal