Traffic Jelly & Things That Are Sticky - Episode 299 - Spitballers Comedy Show

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@thebadger2750
@thebadger2750 3 ай бұрын
Idea for a draft. Local wizard offers 3 no strings attached wishes to the winner of a fight to death. The catch though, (because of course there’s a catch), is that the must pick each other’s weapons. Andy for Mike, Mike for Jason, and Jason for Andy. I just imagine the comedy of them having to duke it out with weapons like a pool noodle or something even more ridiculous. Love the show!
@Plan__B
@Plan__B 3 ай бұрын
31:53 Mike to Jason, " You'll need a ladder, too". 😂🤣💀 No one else caught that? 🤯
@Buik-
@Buik- 3 ай бұрын
I'm with Mike, the indoor pool chlorine smell is great. Nostalgic
@tristancooper3174
@tristancooper3174 3 ай бұрын
Preserves clear Jam and Jelly by a mile 😂
@euruswind7001
@euruswind7001 3 ай бұрын
Draft 300: Best moments in spitballers episodes, best draft/draft picks, best scats.
@YoungsterJoeyVideos
@YoungsterJoeyVideos 3 ай бұрын
12:01 who’s going to tell Mike that the smell he loves is just urine mixing with chlorine
@Plan__B
@Plan__B 3 ай бұрын
Best draft snipes/draft tilts for episode 300
@buddhadickson4309
@buddhadickson4309 3 ай бұрын
Good morning gang!
@moogie7494
@moogie7494 3 ай бұрын
All 3 of you should do a combined scat or a relay scat for 300.
@euruswind7001
@euruswind7001 3 ай бұрын
They did for episode 200 if I'm not mistaken. This time, add Owl and the rest of Ducers Alley
@tdotreggie
@tdotreggie 3 ай бұрын
Thanks Owl for hitting that Draft drop. My brain wasn’t ready for the draft without it. I thought I missed something😂
@mr.snaggedagain1267
@mr.snaggedagain1267 3 ай бұрын
Preserves 100% top of the heap when it comes to jelly
@bryans5044
@bryans5044 3 ай бұрын
The thing we will look back on like smoking will be our obsession with plastic! Food wrapped in plastic, plastic wrapped in plastic and drinks. We are swimming with micro plastic!
@BCandSL62309
@BCandSL62309 3 ай бұрын
I'm a little surprised that Post-It notes went undrafted. Sure, they might not be the stickiest thing in the world, but their stickiness is their utility. It's the perfect balance of sticky but not too sticky.
@josephharr2827
@josephharr2827 3 ай бұрын
I can't believe nobody drafted the most sticky thing: a stick.
@Familypacks
@Familypacks 3 ай бұрын
😮😮 I had no clue bug traps fold ! That would be a good survey , I’m still thinking about how they can possibly fold
@I_Play_Octane_55
@I_Play_Octane_55 3 ай бұрын
Give me tree sap, silicone, hard candy fallen out of mouth, and waterproof band-aids off waivers
@jp_rager
@jp_rager 3 ай бұрын
Guys, it's preservATIVES you're thinking about. Preserves and preservatives are absolutely not the same thing. I was really hoping Owl would pop in the chat to let them know in the middle of that.
@carlithecreator
@carlithecreator 25 күн бұрын
Fun fact, when you smell that strong ‘chlorine’ odor around a pool or hot tub, it’s not because there’s too much chlorine - it’s actually the opposite. That smell comes from chloramines, which are formed when chlorine binds to contaminants like sweat, oils, and even urine. This chemical reaction produces that harsh smell, meaning the chlorine is working overtime to sanitize the water. So technically, if a pool smells very strongly of chlorine, it’s actually not properly chlorinated. A well-maintained pool or hot tub with the right chlorine levels should have little to no noticeable odor. That’s why public pools often smell more - they’re fighting off a lot more contaminants.
@AkamexAris1023
@AkamexAris1023 3 ай бұрын
I love the smell of Tabasco
@ckalahar
@ckalahar 3 ай бұрын
Tree sap? The #1 was missed.
@Deathkeeper43
@Deathkeeper43 3 ай бұрын
I need Jason to send me a list of cool shit he buys so I too can boujee like him.
@_warriorfr7028
@_warriorfr7028 3 ай бұрын
How did the Ballers get thru 4 rounds without Maple Syrup!!!
@stefanmilosevic8664
@stefanmilosevic8664 3 ай бұрын
How was molasses not taken?!
@ryanbozzo1161
@ryanbozzo1161 3 ай бұрын
You gotta look up what you’re actually smelling. Just chlorine isn’t as potent of a smell as you think. When chlorine is mixed with bodily fluids is when the smell we all know is produced.
@coolioyoung8933
@coolioyoung8933 3 ай бұрын
Sap/pitch is the WORST!
@coolioyoung8933
@coolioyoung8933 3 ай бұрын
Especially on your car!
@sourknives
@sourknives 3 ай бұрын
I feel bad for the forgotten 'A' in car-uh-mel. It's not spelled carmel! Not fancy, just phonetically correct
@michaelanderson8953
@michaelanderson8953 3 ай бұрын
I am not done listening to the show yet, but Jason wins the draft with toddler hands. Easily
@christianouellette1006
@christianouellette1006 3 ай бұрын
Did they ever talked about pro wrestling on that show? Asking for a friend :)
@Mebeknob
@Mebeknob 3 ай бұрын
Silicone…. It’s like satan’s toothpaste
@FakeDoors
@FakeDoors 3 ай бұрын
Worked at a pool for years, if you smell the chlorine it's a dirty pool, you only really smell the dirty stuff! It's also the pH balance that hurts your eyes 😅
@3f34f2f4
@3f34f2f4 3 ай бұрын
Maple syrup is the 1.01 sticky item.
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