SPLASH MOUNTAIN RAP

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[@daxoze]

This is what Walt would have wanted.

[@SmackDab]

@daxoze 🤣🤣🤣

[@DrunknPanda76]

David Scarpa 😂😂😂😂

[@nathanprentiss7578]

Would he have made this if he knew Eisner was going to have a time making decisions?? 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@livieperfetto4020]

I’m dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@therealtradersam]

@@nathanprentiss7578 let's hear it for Chapek

[@amyOMNOMNOM]

play this at my funeral. no explanation as to why. just do it.

[@tomschwarz7647]

Me too.

[@GldnClaw]

This is a legally-binding KZbin Comment. Lawyers please take note .

[@jacobgregersen377]

Second that

[@laurencem9814]

Z I P

[@LogoBro1]

"We gather here to mourn the loss of Amy L- *YOU KNOW IT IS A THRILL WHEN YOU GO DOWNHILL* "

[@1upgamer959]

Did Tinkerbell kill them? Are they ghosts now?

[@Maynke]

If it was to save them from that rap, then it was a mercy killing.

[@toastythegamer2302]

1upgamer hahahahahaha

[@spookyrosev6467]

1upgamer And the ghosts are slaves?!! And not even with the debate of whether they’re sharecroppers like Splash Mountain’s source material?!

[@toastythegamer2302]

Hahaha

[@BEAKER6868]

no. she made them have an out of body experience.

[@TheThisIsMe2010]

All this accomplishes is convincing me that every Disney World ride needs its own music video

[@sarcasticslytherin6727]

They better make an advert like this when they have finished renovating it to princess and the frog

[@Coolsomeone234]

They better

[@findme7585]

Ew

[@anone.mousse674]

And you're floatin' through a bog In a hollowed log Chasin' fireflies and gators And two magic frogs!

[@billyfromflorida]

i doubt they will

[@LezSpringfield]

Like hell they will. The ads gonna be as dry as the ride they’re advertising.

[@MMPRtoys]

Is this terrible or brilliant?

[@cappyjones]

Yes. 😁

[@unoriginal1562]

Both...

[@c0mf0rta61ynum6]

Brilliantly terrible.

[@turtleyoutubeaccount]

yes

[@wingchun1719]

Terribly brilliant

[@ridabida]

Listen here, if Dr. Facilier doesn't get at least 8 bars to show people who the real shadow man is, then the revamp is pointless. My brain can't wash this rap from my memory bank, so Disney needs to come thru with some fire.

[@KanjoosLahookvinhaakvinhookvin]

Watching this early 90's attempt at rap is like watching a child develop in the womb. It's beautiful and absolutely disgusting all at the same time.

[@PSIII187]

I think 1:29 is a close up look at what birth looks like.

[@Bradly105]

PSIII187 LOL

[@mistastetraphobia5625]

@@PSIII187 it's like watching a car crash. Its horrible but you can't look away

[@JavaCake]

Lol

[@jackwimmer2249]

I think this is the late 80s!

[@Moymia]

Wait, did Tinkerbell just kill those kids and theya re having an out of body experience eternally wandering the Splash Mountain? That's kind of cruel Disney.

[@JackoStudios]

I agree

[@cameroncason5896]

Same

[@lmfislb]

this is the whitest thing I've ever seen

[@kikisparkle728]

lmfislb 😂😂😂

[@pazzo5525]

And it is glorious

[@MrJuicekrew]

Z-z-z-z-Zip!

[@thefriendlygothic3813]

Watch Saved by the Bell

[@Stand_Free]

If I was a snowflake I'd be offended by that comment also sounds like a racial slur as well?

[@jasobres]

The guy who made this ad was on a Disney Vacation Club Members Cruise, and even he was ashamed of it.

[@bscoggin4163]

They should change the old Splash Mountain to make it themed around this instead.

[@tomschwarz7647]

OMG this song is used on Sing Along Songs: Disneyland Fun. My childhood is either destroyed or now 10x better, And I don't know which.

[@magithan6387]

Tom Schwarz Z-z-z-ZIP ZIP! *neon flashes*. Memories!!!

[@ashleycrittenden2417]

Tom Schwarz the beach party one was my favorite. Burnt out like 2 copies of the VHS

[@ryantheanimator1156]

Obviously 10x better, only a loser would think otherwise.

[@GabeV12]

Forever will be a true classic in my eyes. ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP

[@michaelmccarthy3139]

ZIP

[@StrobeFlashLite]

Eisner-era Disney marketing at its most cringe-worthy.

[@anone.mousse674]

StrobeFlashLite Quite unwise-ner.

[@terryaltherr2481]

To be fair, this is good camp

[@terryaltherr2481]

In other news this is The Room of advertising

[@HauntFreak13]

StrobeFlashLite Like the be our guest shit before a Ducks hockey game

[@midnightmoviefilm]

you mean its best!

[@lordziz]

Who's here from Defunctland?

[@jacobgregersen377]

Me

[@ruffcommando7062]

me

[@cubssuck0723]

Me

[@bow1213]

Me

[@spookyrosev6467]

Lord Ziz That And Some Jerk With a Camera. The latter also makes me kind of associate this with nightcore Hooked on a Feeling LOL

[@lobot4780]

I am utterly in love with this commercial. I could watch it on repeat all day.

[@joojoojuice]

finally, some good wholesome rap music for the family.

[@khfan4life365]

They included the rap portion in the Disneyland Fun sing along version. Until recently, I didn’t know they actually used the rap portion as a promo for the ride. 🤣

[@wingchun1719]

Same here. I didn't know until recently lol

[@CoolEric258]

I didn't know Song of the South was this racist.

[@MrJuicekrew]

That's a whole different topic. However, the only thing racist I see going on here is makiing the 80's white guy try to 'groove' during his spectacular 'Zip' contribution. That should NOT be seen. BY ANYONE.

[@keatonthekoopatroopa246]

Yeah adoptions of Brer Rabbit stories such as The Adventures Brer Rabbit got a modern release while Song Of The South doesn't.

[@papitastheporg7473]

That’s why it’s not on Disney + sad Ik because I knew splash mountain was a movie but not racist so when i went on Disney + it was not there so then I found out and got rlly sad because I love this ride

[@biancar481]

I didn't know SoTS could be made MORE racist!

[@Coolsomeone234]

Turns out it was

[@thecoolguy7324]

This will be Splash Mountain’s legacy

[@Snev]

00:22 - 00:41 best part of the video, I'll fight you if you say otherwise

[@kikisparkle728]

Yes! I agree

[@cubssuck0723]

Like I said the best sentence in this video is brer bear saying it’s not open yet

[@HauntFreak13]

Sexy homosexual construction men 😍

[@atariblue]

00:00 - 01:49 Best part of the video

[@connieb9034]

octotartine goin’ all magic mike on our asses

[@hiroki54321]

I don't know why everybody's hating, this is about to be the best song of 2014 and you'll regret ever throwing shade

[@amittaizero]

So much has changed, my friend.

[@SecretSauceyjuice]

​​@@amittaizeroIt's undeniably an absolute banger, no matter how racist the source material is lol.

[@spacemanx9595]

​@@amittaizerolmao I feel like so many are rewatching the defunctland episode about splash mountain

[@therealtradersam]

Thanks for all of the memories Splash Mountain!!

[@Anonanoksososoeii]

"When you know it's a thrill, when you go down hill, when you're riding down a Mt of your own free will" sounds like a line of coke

[@atariblue]

Village people to the brightly dressed construction trio: Sorry guys, you're just a little too flamboyant for us.

[@MarioSonic2010]

So that’s where that rap in “Disneyland Fun” came from…

[@Svgarcanna]

I don’t care what anyone says, this song goes hard as hell

[@dangurney1042]

So this is where that rap verse from the Disneyland Fun Sing Along Songs video came from!

[@sarahsims6164]

I always thought they made it up strictly for that video only.

[@devanhinskey9001]

You’re welcome.

[@nuggetanimation7217]

Princess and the frog: ima gonna end this whole man career

[@nerdwriterfighter212]

I expect to see a rap of Dig a Little Deeper to go along the retheme

[@Chalmsloff]

1 guy taking 5 girls to splash mountain... This guy deserves a medal.

[@christianbranca3818]

Plot twist: He wasn’t talking about the Disney ride 😏. Chicks weren’t impressed and were about to turn him down until used the actual Splash Mountain as a cover up at the last second. But little did he know that the ride was not currently open yet. So it’s safe to say that no one will be going down on the “splashy falls”, in any capacity.

[@phroobar]

It's like the Village People in technicolor.

[@robbiec5914]

Who’s here after the replacement news :(

[@sarahmcmann5253]

I am

[@Oldmanrufus46]

This really gets to the heart of what it was like being marketed to as a member of Gen X 😂

[@slasherhero9795]

Hearing Brer Bear say that it’s “not open” after this version closed for good last night is kind of sad.

[@zackaryruhland5684]

R.I.P. Splash Mountain (1989-2023)

[@atasker7432]

0:31 🎵 Well, you know it is a thrill When you go downhill 'Cause you're riding on a mountain Of your own free will And you're zippin' in a flash On a daring dash Down the waterfall so rapid That you go "splish splash"🎵

[@alextan1478]

The rap lyrics would be reused for Disney Sing-Along Songs: Disneyland Fun.

[@SirHatchporch]

"Honestly, folks, this ride isn't based on a racist film! I mean Nick from 'Family Ties' is here! Would he lead you astray?"

[@MinaF99]

Thank you defunctland!

[@kayh9477]

this,,, is,, something. thank you defunctland

[@SuperFreyaGAILINProductions]

anyone here from bway jackbox?

[@thedisneychill9323]

Omg I’m from the future and we needed this thank you sm

[@unoriginal1562]

Anyone else recognize this from Disneyland Fun?

[@Princess_-gp3ep]

I do.

[@bigfunnyfilms7548]

I changed my mind. Tear it down. Bring in Tiana.

[@Disneyfan82]

Tiana doesn't belong in Frontier Land

[@PaintSplashProductions]

This is the greatest thing Walt Disney Studios has ever made!

[@bullmonty764]

For me, it was Some Jerk with a Camera years ago; now, it’s Defunctland years later

[@squashinikun2904]

Some Jerk With A Camera brought me here and i never regretted a single thing

[@anone.mousse674]

Squashini Kun This was on that Disneyland Sing-Along vhs too

[@freddyrichards878]

"I didn't know Song of the South was THIS racist!"

[@atariblue]

@0:07 you were told you could be the first to ride Splash Mountain and now you're ghosts. Sounds like first world problems to me.

[@ThinkAwayFilms]

Screw it, I rather see C3P0 and R2D2 have a rap about about Star Tours...oh wait.

[@NikitaFilatovFan3040]

I love it. I love to see it and supervise these photographs/videos of those. :) Cool.

[@MiwAuturu]

Can this possibly be any more early 90s

[@adamvialpando106]

Everyone needed a backwards cap.

[@jordantodd8739]

I am laughing way too hard right now

[@MediaPupil]

So _this_ is where the "Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah" rap from _Disney Sing-Along Songs: Disneyland Fun_ came from!

[@senorphilipe7417]

I came here after i heard they were changing it, RIP

[@111zoe]

Hi everyone. Its June 25th, 2020 and something happened. Splash mountain is getting re-themed to Princess and the Frog.

[@jordanc2019]

I need them to recreate this when it reopens for Princess and the Frog

[@saraofarendelle]

I LOVE THIS VIDEO SO MUCH IM CRYING ITS SO FUNNY

[@doleluv01]

1:45 ZIZIZIZIZIZI

[@thatblindgamer726]

Defuntland why...

[@noenya8047]

Defunctland brought me here

[@krystanoelll]

I never saw the beginning of this ad and was like "did they just die???"

[@MalcolmCooks]

THIS IS A CERTIFIED HOOD CLASSIC

[@emilygustafson8119]

Watching this while in line for Splash Mountain and singing the rap

[@someinternetdude8959]

The most 90s music video ever

[@Theta411]

And to think I know this song from a "Disney Sing Along Songs" VHS I watched at my grandparent's house.

[@terryaltherr2481]

But I thought it was somewhat different.

[@MiXVoy]

Tony Goldmark aka Some Jerk With A Camera brought me here

[@MrLotso89]

Me too zip zip zip zip

[@rjrod1326]

There was a Disney park film that did a version of this in the 90s..only it was a bunch of kids..and one looked like Drew Barrymore in ET.

[@CrazyManhog]

Ah yes the time we are all in the wombs

[@jinond]

that dude with the Micky shirt is nick from family ties.

[@omanimoves6312]

Scott Valentine.

[@dddttt7989]

I'd pay a stupid amount of money today for that Mickey jacket

[@danielpos9390]

We should’ve added this to the people that got to take the last ride on splash Mountain because this rap dedicates all of its history

[@sportsfanatic2228]

R.I.P. Splash Mountain

[@randibornstein-sb1mp]

From 1989. It feels weird that they would do a wrap of Splash Mountain, but I kind of like it

[@TheClarkChannel]

Ok but why haven't I seen this until now

[@LARyder55]

What a time to be alive.

[@slamgrene8440]

walt died for this

[@morganfleming2948]

Me when I'm riding on a mountain of my own free will.

[@marc44444]

such long shadows and golden light. you can tell this is very early in the morning, just before park opening probably

[@ZackPaslay]

This is gold.

[@wolphintv]

Splash Mountain is one of my favorite rides at Disney. Next time I go, I will perform this song while in line and see how it goes over.

[@anthonythomas6436]

They better do a dig a little deeper rap

[@AdventureBlur]

Everything about this is bad...and I love it.

[@terryaltherr2481]

The Room of advertising

[@justaguy2182]

The 80’s were a good time for Disney Parks... You can tell.

[@thebiggrouch]

I love how the brer bear sounds high

[@uranium-3789]

I unironically vibe with this... the passage of time is a wild thing.

[@axelgripp4439]

This video is now on its way to the Library of Congress

[@girafa400]

0:19 Disney recruits five more souls into it's army of the damned.

[@Caroline-jt6ez]

This showed up days after they closed Splash Mountain and I feel kinda sad watching this video but excited for Tiana's ride.

[@Disneyfan82]

I reject Tiana's Bayou Adventure

[@lucymeingossner8326]

@@Disneyfan82it’s the exact same ride just with other characters based on black stereotypes

[@KyraHogue]

I'd love them to play that on the last day next year.

[@officialchase02]

This song was used in the Disney sing-along songs

[@myriadmediamusings]

What happens when Eisner uses his son as a measure of fitting in with fellow kids.

[@jman1948]

The ride opened in 1992 at WDW and Tokyo Disneyland, but opened in 1989 in Disneyland out in California. So you are both right.

[@Phobotech]

Poor, poor Uncle Remus.

[@pmnight316]

brother in the blue is getting down..... haha

[@Jarad100]

You know it's gonna get from basd to worse when construstion workers start dancing like they're at a gay bar...

[@FragglevisionReturns]

This is from the 1988 Disney Christmas Parade, FYI.

[@paperking_real]

ReakMayhem brought me here.

[@FragglevisionReturns]

why? did he use it in a poop, or was it in the related videos of one of his poops?

[@paperking_real]

+FragglevisionReturns He used it in his 10 seconds of Disney Collab entry.

[@QFGlenn]

What the he'll does Zippedy Do Dah have to do with Splash Mountain? When Disney adds an X-men ride I better see wolverine dancing and singing to this.

[@geeel149]

Because the ride Splash Mountain is based on Song of the South.

[@AngeloSantelliMusic]

That harmonica goes hard AF tho

[@GregPoblete]

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER.

[@geofferypmeyers]

I want a 2 hour feature film of this