Peyton's got jokes at the ESPYS

[@ericalbertson6621]

The kevin durant joke will alwags be legendary

[@Swoll1231]

Eric Albertson Durant was such a baby the way he handled it haha

[@rwoosh6609]

Eric Albertson 666 likes oh

[@loganjones236]

Eric Albertson KD was so salty

[@Rahnsreality]

And the look on Durants face and westbrooks reaction added to the spice ...lol

[@americanpride5637]

Snap C1ty he was in on the joke

[@captainstolsie9170]

He shat on Kevin Durant so hard, OBJ got jealous

[@Mycarisloose]

And it was revealed he prefers his girls eating apple sauce and mashed potatoes before hooking up!!! Messy!!!

[@danielmizrahi9629]

it was planned but still funny

[@mylesmoore3134]

bro?

[@Zalivan564]

Holy shit im glad I came back to this video for this comment

[@yuichinakasone1618]

Holy fuck dude 🤣🤣🤣

[@derrickhamilton342]

Peyton did way better than everyone EVER expected. All jokes were HILARIOUS n da KD joke was legendary

[@rooscochran1003]

That falcons joke hit hard.

[@luisenriquez2379]

Peyton did way better than everyone EVER expected. All jokes were HILARIOUS n da KD joke was legendary

[@orangefox1231]

It's legendary because of Durant's reaction more than anything. If he had laughed it off, it wouldn't be as memorable.

[@jeriacevedo8819]

didn't mention me once!

[@wallacetrisler8560]

5:35 Kevin Durant reaction priceless LOL

[@taylorwatson7932]

Russel Westbrook was trying so hard not to laugh...

[@HotAcidicDiarrhea]

@Daniel Cheng En Kee so fucking what

[@jonathonloredo8026]

Oh you could tell he didn’t want to piss off KD by showing his laughter 😂

[@ennuiii]

@@HotAcidicDiarrhea I do

[@TheRafaelBond]

He wasn‘t though

[@jonquiogue6755]

I KNOW HAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣 wtf was KD dressed like a 8 year boy hahahahaha 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

[@paulcaballero5547]

The K.D joke was hilarious even his momma laughed 😂🤣

[@papahims]

Paul Caballero And Westbrook face also 😂

[@tonystretch5102]

@@papahims WESTBROOK face was classic

[@jazzyfour]

He played himself

[@abc_u_hater]

*Kevin Durant has left the chat*

[@T_M_E_8]

Paul Caballero yahh, he was in on it though

[@Kayak56]

Peyton roasts KD, KD gives him that look. Then Peyton's like fine I'll just roast you again

[@natsudragneel4144]

Manning would whoop KD's ass

[@nalimlattarai2873]

milchuck how

[@nalimlattarai2873]

Natsu Dragneel L

[@natsudragneel4144]

@@nalimlattarai2873 you think Manning is soft? He played football dummy

[@TheGfdsahjk]

payton was a bum... hi is 100 years old and he is done.. he a bitch like kd

[@davecronce3127]

Kevin Durant's own mom laughing at him is priceless.

[@TheAutumnWind_RN4L]

Lol

[@robertjensen1048]

Wow, Peyton is almost a natural at this kind of work. He's a funny guy.

[@jay1jayf]

Robert Jensen funny how? Does he amuse you? Like a clown?

[@ieik8065]

Ur mom hav a big gay.

[@christiananguiano1073]

All these jokes were written by writers

[@brickman291]

+christian anguiano it doesn't matter who wrote them If your delivery sucks, and he nailed it.

[@skelutated3640]

Robert Jensen he is related to cooper manning

[@elevation1985]

Peyton manning looks like the ultimate grill man at a family bbq

[@jakebailey9884]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@michaelpryor78]

Doug Pederson would beg to disagree

[@Asmov]

I'm still thinking Vince Wilkford(did I type that right?) can top him on that. This guy is the ultimate smooth talker though, such a great example of how you want your kids to be.

[@tonystretch5102]

@@Asmov it's tough not to like Peyton manning I tried for so many years

[@cjtreasure4731]

elevation LMAO literally

[@ccol009]

John Cena had me rollin’ when he did the “You can’t see me.”

[@virajawate670]

what are you talking about they just zoomed in on an empty chair

[@thomaspiccoli2931]

ccol009 I want to like it but it’s at 69

[@nancydelacruz3637]

I didint even see him

[@texatron]

he was not there bro what do you mean

[@Certified-DM-]

Who?

[@jamesperry513]

Peyton has crazy good comedic timing. His SNL skits are hilarious. He should get a series.

[@BenHereb-sonOfthesword]

They heard your cry, put him on Monday night

[@JohnSmith-ls3um]

Snitches get stitches 😂

[@enriquemoranmartinez6706]

Peyton is a legend. He has the talent and charm to Cross the line and still keep a straight face. The guy is Made for the Spotlight.

[@PJErvin]

Enrique Moran Martinez Not since Norm MacDonald (1998 or 99 I think) have I enjoyed watching athletes get butt hurt so much.

[@billycrabbe8413]

😍😍😍good luck fave a beauryvfc to

[@nicolettetrupia1125]

"I want the Falcons to hear that from me now because they'll stop paying attention 3 quarters of the way in." OOF

[@rehanaiden3528]

“How did the duck get a better seat than Deandre Jordan”

[@lennyhardoldson4093]

Russel Westbrook was trying so hard not to laugh...

[@soccerselect5873]

You know Westbrook is just smiling in the back of his head when he made the KD joke

[@YungFrenchToasty]

Bro he was doing everything to hold back from laughing lol

[@micahjaynes7505]

ikr

[@Samuelfish2k]

He’s lucky basketball players got big hands cuz I think he was covering up a smile. Lol

[@owenkaleda8509]

1 thousandth like

[@johntangel9488]

"how did the duck get a better seat than deandre jordan" prolly a free throw contest

[@StevenEatsAlone]

Meh

[@makskisovec]

Oh cool you came from 2011 to comment

[@gimmiedashasha]

Russell Westbrook?

[@migellito]

Hilariously true

[@meganmartinez8241]

"I believe in the falcons... and I know in my heart the falcons will be back" Well this didn't age well 😂

[@RyuujinLetum]

"These jokes are horrible and disgusting. No one should know about them. But I'm gonna tell you either way." 🤣🤣🤣 this is why he was one of the best hosts of SNL lol

[@bigbrain889]

I like how everyone’s dressed up so classy and then there’s Kevin Durant who looks like his washing machine broke

[@deebo2808]

LMFAO dude you made me wake up my wife from laughing so hard from your comment

[@vickicombs5133]

Even the duck.

[@J29-u8u]

@@timlukluk Good God, dude, are you always this lighthearted & fun? It was a joke. Nobody claimed it was "serious." But thanks for lumbering in to lecture us anyway.

[@anthonyherrera8540]

Lol

[@joeylucente8474]

@@timlukluk KD that you?

[@vyx6005]

Wait why is KD dressed like he's going to practice 😂 bold guy

[@timdrake2923]

Is he wearing a Space Jam shirt?

[@CloroxBleach-lp3ln]

😂

[@giggitygoo21]

looking like a child

[@chasehazzard945]

He’s a hooper bro

[@codybailey1162]

Incomes A.I. You wanna talk about practice? 😂😂

[@Nbjk01]

this is classic peyton and we thank him for being him , sorry kd it was funny

[@wnnr3294]

Nbjk01 even his mom started laughing lmao

[@melvinsmith8444]

Kd took that joke like a complete bitch

[@Ken-xv4sb]

Honestly, I thought his reaction looked rehearsed (same with Westbrook's).. maybe he was in on the joke. If not, I'd agree he didn't take that joke well.

[@Murphyj102]

He was in on it, y'all needa chill

[@mobamba6898]

Are we gonna ignore the joke about the falcons not paying attention 3 quarters in

[@OddTimeMan]

Peyton is a natural. He was hilarious on SNL.

[@nosir1440]

I’m a niners fan but I always loved his character. Such a humorous guy

[@kevinwalsh4652]

Teaching kids how to steal a car was priceless

[@paulburns2239]

“I throw, you catch. It’s not that difficult. OK?” (Kid nods). “Now get the (bleep) out of here.” Priceless.

[@traviswilkins1965]

Nice captain America logo you got there baby

[@kevinwalsh4652]

@Frank Lee haha, you have a great memory, SNL sucks now and has for a hot minute, Lorne Michaels is scared to death to roast Democrats, because they are all butthurt triggered pajama wearing snowflakes

[@Ken-xv4sb]

This is just classic Manning. The KD joke was good.. but honestly, I think my favorite was the joke on the Falcons about "not paying attention 3 quarters of the way in".. so brutal. He should have a permanent job for the foreseeable future as the ESPY's host.

[@michaeloverton2437]

Ken M that alone he should host next year

[@alejandroorozco1373]

Exactly like he said he dosent make the jokes they write them for him but some are from him

[@thebige3974]

Ken M fsz

[@MrJking065]

I was sooo offenend by

[@ashtona3635]

Ayyyyy I just gave u the 1000th like

[@namekianpeppersauce9485]

Lol KD looked like they took his toy car away XD

[@mandmwhitney]

Haha

[@whatsup806]

Lmao that fucking cupcake was salty

[@saintchris567]

KD is a cupcake.

[@dennisjr77]

“What’d ya think Russell?” Lmao..... that was pure gold!!!!!

[@doubleotee7515]

they both had the hand in their mouth like shit i wanna laugh but im still salty lol

[@anantdhiman1400]

The funny thing is KD’s mom was laughing at the joke

[@djstorey]

❤

[@djstorey]

❤❤

[@tuketuke73tf9]

"I believe in the falcons... and I know in my heart the falcons will be back" Well this didn't age well 😂

[@JoeLRod91]

That was part of the joke 😂

[@jacobryans7000]

It aged perfectly because that was the joke u idiot

[@Soullesshero]

@@jacobryans7000 I don't think that was part of the joke at all. How was it a joke, he was clapping afterwards and no one was laughing.

[@ryanboyle6688]

@@Soullesshero cause he said they give up after 3 quarters...

[@yenh1144]

It went as far as 3 quarter of the way in 😂

[@rodneywhite7545]

That Atlanta Falcons joke was cold. "They'll stop paying attention 3/4 of the way through." That was cold, Peyton.

[@dudedude7998]

T.O joke was cold that man really broke

[@JarthenGreenmeadow]

He was inside his head hard.

[@brandonjoyner9279]

He’s not wrong

[@pennywisealfie]

You're so right. I don't think I've ever called anything or anyone "cold" before, but when Peyton told that joke, I said out loud with nobody around, "damn Peyton, that was cold".

[@Abdul-nk4dy]

That KD joke was the fire Westbrook expression was priceless

[@rexraptor1297]

Westbrook gave Peyton a look of "don't be dragging me into this."

[@sami.4777]

Rex Raptor I think he was laughing but trying to look serious

[@tinytim7065]

He was laughing? I missed, I thought he wanted to slaughter him

[@NukeHead]

@@tinytim7065 If you look through his hand, you can see a large grin

[@twinesniper8247]

@@NukeHead i was thinkin he might be doing that too

[@Jerry8yomomma]

Even KD mom laughed at the joke lol

[@kabinrai3026]

Jerry8yomomma She knew her son was a snake

[@Rmon_34]

WhySo Serious lol

[@kellz1703]

WhySo Serious 😂😂😂

[@dennisjr77]

Lmao, KD looked like a little kid being scolded and about to go to time out!! 🤦‍♂️

[@T_M_E_8]

Dennis Leavitt he was in on it

[@gabriel.hongkong]

That Falcons roast was brutal. Even more savage than the KD one.

[@artpowers319]

Gabriel Leung my face froze when I heard that

[@noahstevens2003]

That one hurt

[@ATL1995]

Oh I disagree, KD one was a burn

[@CanucksWontWin]

Gabriel Leung facts!!

[@athanagames]

"Serena carrying a baby and winning the Australian Open was even more impressive than the 2015 Denver Broncos Defense carrying me to the Super Bowl." Peyton knows what's up.

[@velmawilliams589]

Gau

[@johnp.6568]

@@joeyparm9887 Yeah but he still won. Win by a mile, win by an inch, a win is a win.

[@medhatalberta]

Joey Parm He won his first super bowl and was the MVP. Overrated because he has the most MVP seasons? He has the highest passing yards for a single season and most touchdowns in a season. Didn’t Drew Brees just pass him for most yards passing (career)? I won’t bother looking it up but he also has the most seasons passing over 4,000 yards.

[@HomemadeFlick]

Joey Parm 5 MVP’s is nothing apparently I guess I forgot.

[@zeef6946]

@@joeyparm9887 lol. Blah, Blah . Dumb ass comment

[@rainman7992]

kevin durant is such a classy guy, he wore a t-shirt to the ESPYS. way to represent.

[@xg4qx683]

Snakes can wear shirts?

[@CodeRedWolf]

Odell wore supreme Lv

[@jasonyamaguchi5705]

And then he can't take a joke lmao

[@drewpit7936]

he wore it to soak up the tears.. he knew the bandwagon jokes were on the way

[@chandlerlewis3309]

Riding Mower who fucking cares it’s a piece of cloth on your body either way

[@petecartwright5211]

This guy is going right to show biz. I don't know of any former player so adept and talented. His door is wide open. He's done one of the funniest skits ever on SNL. He's one of the best hosts they've ever had on the show. The dude is just getting started...

[@TheDarthXeno]

he talks about John Cena yet they zoom in on an empty chair wtf Edit: 3 years later and over 7k likes, The fuck yall like about empty chairs?

[@MyJbryant]

LOL

[@brontecharles]

Lmao

[@mista_mask3163]

Smh

[@Samuelfish2k]

N3GATIV1 That’s because you can’t C him! Lol

[@thatpersonthatusesdeadmeme784]

Mista _Mask it's because you can't see him

[@R.E._Peony]

Everyone talks about his KD roast, but I think the Falcons roast about 3 quarters is even more savage.

[@benmontero36]

I think they're both on par with each other! I'm a Falcons fan, but that joke was hilarious!

[@jordanlaird3752]

The russ and KD bit was elite level awkward humour. Loved it hahahaha

[@eddiethatvoguy7901]

Joke hasn’t aged a day lol

[@DaddyTre65]

"Gatorade Fierce: It's the Papa John's of sport drinks!" Way to land a funny double product placement, Peyton Manning!

[@reqvire]

They need to just make Peyton the host every year 😂😂

[@Sumdumfilipino]

Russell trying so hard to not laugh

[@jamescompas2329]

Captain Dingleberry Wilson or Westbrook ? Lol

[@joshloach9016]

Captain Dingleberry if I were him I would be laughing too hard

[@Samuelfish2k]

Seriously... Fuckers gonna die and never get that tryhard expression off his face. As if he’s got it so hard.

[@TheRafaelBond]

Not really though

[@Jansen33]

The KD, Russell Westbrook part actually made me laugh... real hard.

[@Michael-pu2mv]

The kd and Westbrook part was fuckin wild

[@manuel2296ableify1]

Damn This man can easily make a talk show better than falllon some peoples just talented

[@pcprincipal8554]

Link Maleck you do realize he didn't write any of these jokes

[@thecorrupteddayz3263]

This man would stomp on Ellen

[@Drk-wv7rs]

PC Principal his presentation is better

[@manuel2296ableify1]

PC Principal well fallon neither

[@manuel2296ableify1]

TheCorrupted Dayz bet on that

[@nishtrel3706]

Peyton Should host....EVERYTHING.

[@waqqodonkey]

and become president

[@charliefrens3744]

waqqodonkey i would kill to see those campaign speeches.

[@VolvagiasBlaze]

im not too shocked by him being this funny after he did so well with SNL, but god this really was a great prelude to his post NFL career. Love Payton, so charismatic

[@jasonoh8403]

I wonder how much time it took KD to make 446 KZbin accounts

[@VapeTime79]

He has 499 now

[@dennisjr77]

He was SALTY AF!!!!!!!!!!

[@cullenanderson173]

Biiig W, hella good comment

[@amans6485]

Loooool

[@jasonoh8403]

Damn 516 accounts now he’s fast

[@ruowangjian8718]

The one on KD was savage

[@DansbyPugh]

Way too serious kd

[@bigpapiz1754]

Y'all see how trash kd dressed to the espys a tshirt really

[@SportsFan88aa2sdf13]

Peyton is a straight leader, can't imagine how happy people were to have him in the locker room

[@coyoteken1000]

Almost as happy as his opponents were to see him retire. If you cant beat them, outlast them.

[@DeezNutz-lm2el]

Hes a field general

[@CrYpTiK_Kaiser]

Peyton is a leader everywhere he goes, even in a casino. Pat McAfee won a lot of money one night because Peyton told him to bet everything on a certain number, and that number won. Pat goes to tell him the next day, and Peyton just goes "I know."

[@stevenhinojosa3189]

An absolutely legendary performance .. imagine the confidence it takes to pull this shit off like he did ..give the man his flowers

[@coreywatkins5202]

gotta give credit to whoever wrote these jokes for Peyton and credit to peyton his delivery is on point

[@thebenster4202]

Wow seems like the duck was more dressed up than kd.

[@justincarlos5704]

Thebenster 😂😂😂😂😂true

[@blaisea.3820]

Thebenster Peyton should've said that too. lol

[@panman3526]

He could've dress a little better with all that money he makes!! Lol...

[@GermanCruzTorres]

Yo , relax you're not starting in that team 😂

[@RUGGEDBREED]

Peyton is a great comedian, the guy can crack funny jokes

[@rickeyryan303]

Writers write the jokes..

[@josephcoleman57]

Have to give credit where it's due. l'm a TB12 Guy but Payton kills it in comedy

[@andohish27]

Rickey Ryan but they don't write his delivery

[@marcusmauldin2766]

Tr32rf Zaza frxusawe

[@SefniAsheforr]

Rickey Ryan True for sure, but Peyton definitely has a natural comedic beat and cadence that many others don't, even when delivering good jokes written by other people.

[@mr.classic3360]

Idk why, but this is definitely top 10 most wholesome original funny video I’ve ever had the pleasure of watching Shout out Peyton Manning 💯👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@conquistadorito]

3:03 “HOF next year I’m calling it!” He called it!

[@randyrandalman8234]

6:21 his Falcons prediction not so much

[@tigera6]

he didnt really mean it about the Falcons. Just kinda rubbing it in on how the lost in the SB

[@plzfixwolves955]

Randy Randalman He said the Falcons will be back, didn’t say when. They made the playoffs last year at least and didn’t fall for the slump.

[@TheGameThrower]

Randy Randalman Yeah, and how about the Rams? 😂

[@philiptucker6119]

Cypriano Way they went back to the super bowl last year. Tickets were on sale so they got em pretty cheap 😂

[@chronicautumn45]

Peyton’s done more for football than KD will ever do for the NBA. he needs to lighten up. 😂

[@jaypatel7426]

Natron AW i heard it was discussed between the two before hand so kd was just acting

[@justinspirito4919]

Peytons career is irrelevant to that, he went rite at KDs neck there.

[@alexmroz4077]

Natron AW I totally agree

[@iancalvert417]

Whooosh

[@rocknroll7316]

Justin Spirito that doesn't mean if has to be such a pussy.. Manning insults himself worse than that

[@robobbyfraire]

KD and the Duck has the same reaction.

[@predat0r178]

Bobby Fraire nah the duck handled it better

[@lordsozehcp5362]

Best comment lmao

[@leolundbruning6994]

I thought you meant Westbrook by the duck lmao

[@lgl8690]

OMFG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@arln1966]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mikespalaceofdowntime4773]

I miss Peyton being the quarter back to the Indianapolis Colts. So happy I tried to watch every game while growing up

[@Izzylearning]

Peyton Lowkey killed that 😂

[@carlosjr8649]

💀😂

[@TheFreekill17]

He takes NO L’s man is literally the walking goat

[@thejesuschrist]

didn't mention me once!

[@jaylienparks8909]

I know

[@CardinalFanSince]

Nobody gives a shit.

[@Tee-OhBee]

Winston Zack You gave enough of a shit to comment.

[@CardinalFanSince]

@@Tee-OhBee True. I personally wish religious morons would realize how damn immoral the bible is.

[@bradenkyzar2459]

🙏 ma brotha

[@209brandonb]

5:40 that Kevin Durant joke will live forever but the two guys behind Kevin busting up laughing makes it the best ever!!!

[@marwenplukol9235]

His mom was cracking up, too.

[@timwormus]

I love that he and Steph recycled it this year.

[@bigdaddyroy5382]

Is it just me or does the majority of this generation NBA players have no sense of humor and get butt hurt over everything

[@packers256]

@@bigdaddyroy5382 You're mistaking KD getting butthurt for A+ acting. His reaction was perfect.

[@tewaewae]

@@bigdaddyroy5382 just you

[@gerrigatlin7098]

Peyton is great and his jokes are hilarious😂

[@TampaTec]

5:35 Kevin Durant reaction priceless LOL

[@somerandomguyfromthebeyond1821]

the face of a man who now realizes how badly he fucked the NBA up with that warrior signing

[@switchplayer4891]

😡

[@TheAdvide]

Tripleblade 82 how do u know

[@goatlord0693]

@Tripleblade 82 really

[@TheAdvide]

@Tripleblade 82 oh lol

[@GeorgeVreelandHill]

Peyton is a natural talent in everything. The guy is brilliant.

[@macey7600]

Obsession > talent And he has both.

[@msanne23]

Watched him breakdown game film. He was awesome

[@vanhaul5351]

"I want the Falcons to hear that from me now because they'll stop paying attention 3 quarters of the way in." OOF

[@kingwiggle]

I felt that and I'm not even a falcons fan

[@met_life0435]

They blew another one today 😂😂

[@rjtavares1480]

That joke has aged brilliantly

[@BeerMe831]

Peyton's jokes age surprisingly well.

[@Keirnoth]

@@met_life0435 And another one lmao

[@billybongthornton777]

I’m glad to have watched Payton in his prime and his comedy.

[@HeartlessTank]

Kevin Durant stays salty from the jokes lol. Lighten tf up!

[@ronrigueshawthorne4654]

Right his nappy headed ass

[@theto-iii7590]

It was planned

[@michaelmargono]

How tf did westbrook hold in his laughter lol

[@guyontheinternet9447]

He didn't. The reason he's covering his mouth is because he's cracking up lol.

[@michaeloverton2437]

I agree man I have to rewind it all the time just so funny

[@Murphyj102]

It was planned

[@Linconjo]

he's mocking Durant. low key dissing him lol

[@meanstreak110]

Michael Margono put a time stamp next time

[@Petey44]

I think Russ was trying not to die laughing

[@jamesstafford6920]

People need to learn how to take a damn joke man. Peyton even ragged on himself and Kevin Durant is acting like a baby.

[@Andrew-hp1yj]

Kevin Durant was asked to act like that. It was part of the joke.

[@dimez3702]

Andrew source?

[@dimez3702]

Andrew ah

[@cimanimrolls]

John Weflen sureeeee

[@HueyPPLong]

One person saying "I'm told he was in on it" isn't proof. He looked awkward af to everybody so if it was planned it wasn't good. Also he could've known about the joke before hand and still been mad about it.

[@Liamflynnphoto]

“Eli can’t be here because... that’s what I told the guys at the door.”

[@FunnyVideoMaker77]

sccrdude22 I didn’t get that one..can you explain lol

[@Liamflynnphoto]

NEW YORK SPORTS FAN Eli and Peyton are brothers.

[@TheGhostofMrArthurs]

and in all of that, thats the funniest fucking thing he said in the whole intro. That shit was hilarious

[@jasmineramos7618]

NEW YORK SPORTS FAN they're brothers and sibling rivals they have been competing their whole lives.. they even compete for super bowl rings🤣🤣

[@ManiacClear]

@@FunnyVideoMaker77 it means he told security that eli couldn't come in.

[@grownsimba8120]

KD getting roasted and his mama laughing at his expense 😂😂 Peyton leaving everyone scathed

[@brendenstyves842]

Westbrook when he asked for his opinion 😂😂😂

[@samuelbush8734]

Still the best monologue ever. I laugh at this like it's the first time every time.

[@masvindu]

It doesn't matter who wins or loses.... just like the NBA regular season..... LMFAO. This joke only got better in the future.

[@newbowler_7669]

Peyton's a natural lmao!

[@cranjismcbasketball1638]

5:51 Russell is trying so hard to not laugh 😂😂😂

[@futuregohan4837]

LOL He's Failing At That lmao

[@pts5217]

Peyton is really funny. He was great on SNL. His sketch where he played super aggressive sandlot football against a bunch of disadvantaged kids was hilarious.

[@respectableman6360]

damn john cena got roasted

[@respectableman6360]

kd just got ass blasted as well

[@thechamp8685]

My Park Mixes he roasted himself last year.

[@joedorben3504]

John Cena is an actor/bodybuilder not an athlete

[@alexchavez2067]

Joe Dorben ok u go do what he does in the ring and not call yourself an athlete

[@joedorben3504]

Alex Chavez Wrestling (at least "pro" wrestling) is scripted dumbass. Any jacked buffoon could do it.

[@xmaxfactorx]

Durant dressed like he was at mcdonalds-

[@sals79]

you're at an award show on tv. hotties are everywhere. you're making around 30 million a year. and THAT is what you wear??????????????? i don't get it. is he really this stupid?

[@aricgoss]

I got a joke. Durant’s legacy.

[@Samuelfish2k]

Sal S Plus he brought his mom with him.

[@philiptucker6119]

merio Actually KD had just shed his skin, that's why he looked like that. You know how snakes are 🐍

[@kaywya96]

Lol fr but it's crazy he has stupid millions

[@danagorham2083]

That falcons roast was savage

[@cpf55]

I can't believe the incredible job he did absolutely amazing he KILLED it🙌🙌🙌🙌

[@richardmourdock2719]

This is why the NFL viewership is dropping like a stone. Missing guys like Peyton who people naturally want to support.

[@codkue5142]

Richard Mourdock or people are more open minded and want to explore different things/sports. And illegally streaming lol

[@VMohdude-]

Cod Kue yeah and the nfl channel here on KZbin constantly has games on the Trending list every week

[@jswish8786]

that or people are tired of watching guys get paid millions of dollars for playing a game that hasnt changed in decades

[@TheMjmcdaniel]

@@jswish8786 and other sports do?

[@jswish8786]

never said they did but since you can't read i can understand why you would ask

[@timcarroll5644]

The KD swipe was savagely funny. And the duck having better seats than Jordan was a good one too.

[@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177]

Unfortunately my Brother Eli, can't be here tonight....BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I TOLD THEM AT THE DOOR

[@diaboliquedia4300]

@ In case you honestly don't get it... He was saying that he told the guys at the door that he is not coming so they don't let him in if he does come. I.E. sabotaging his brother's invitation. I'm sorry i'm having trouble explaining simple things.

[@diaboliquedia4300]

@ Sorry buddy if you can't see it yourself there's nothing i can do about. It's a joke... haha.. moving on.

[@bwhite8187]

@ Peyton and Eli have always had a good sense of competition as brothers growing up and even in the NFL. They like to tease each other and be competitive all the time. So this was another time he was teasing his brother by not "letting him in" to an awards show.

[@phillynation2906]

cooldaddyslick its a sibling joke, older/younger brother hate love relationship

[@Aldawg35]

The Gatorade Fierce it is the Papa John’s of sports drinks with the Ca-Ching sound was perfect

[@jacksock5418]

KD joke was the best ever. The Ryan Lochte/John Cena one was hilarious too. The GOAT

[@nordicblood8470]

Ah... it was great but did you forget the OJ joke

[@bigsassyster]

What made it even funnier was how hard Phelps was laughing at the joke.

[@bird_gang_az9598]

When he mentioned Russel Westbrook after that 😬

[@DJAndyWhitby]

How is everyone missing the KD. Too sharp.

[@Luke-hf1io]

ANDY WHITBY that joke literally made me die

[@ballaspect2514]

ANDY WHITBY pj

[@jesusthroughmary]

Savage af

[@scubasterve5999]

Big Daddy Lois oh it did? You’re literally dead?

[@davedavidson2904]

Kameron Baylor Kevin Durant was a former teammate of Russell westbrook and is often called a snake because he left and joined the Warriors after They lost to them in the Playoffs. Classic KD Snake joke

[@unleashthebeastbrook2953]

This man is a pro host

[@RushFanatic87]

That joke on KD was nasty! KD was sitting there thinking “This big foreheaded white dude...” 😂😂😂

[@thehappysmiler6752]

You know you've been flamed really hard when your own Mama dissolves into fits of laughter. Damn!

[@garrettoaks6509]

No KD was thinking 43 to 8 (when Seattle kicked his ass in the super bowl)

[@sriramrajaram3069]

Garrett Oaks true, but Peyton isn’t a snake like KD

[@garrettoaks6509]

Sriram Rajaram no doubt KD is a joke

[@Samuelfish2k]

Garrett Oaks Yea but Peyton still won 2 rings.

[@mvasqu762]

KD can't take a joke

[@Noname-wh6bf]

mvasqu762 he was acting

[@mvasqu762]

Noname idk, I've seen that look a couple different places, and it never was a joke. Had he started to laugh at anytime of the entire night, I'd say you're right.

[@Murphyj102]

Peyton said he told him and KD said he knew how to react

[@brettneaves463]

He was legit in on the joke beforehand dude

[@xg4qx683]

Snakes have no sense of humor

[@cainpoe]

Payton is just one those people you can't hate.

[@kerloz2589]

Dude is just naturally funny. Doesn't take himself too seriously and it's very refreshing.

[@briantcruz3120]

damm 🔥 he is a goat in so many levels 🔥

[@Dejusticed]

Goat? Hmm, isn't top 5 tbh. He isn't even gonna be the stat king for much longer. Brees is definitely better, brady better, montana better, Marino better, Unitas better. I mean I could go for days. I live in Indiana, saw peyton every week his entire career. Great regular season quarterback. Even great under pressure during the regular season. But, when it came to the playoffs, he sure knew how to throw a dud.

[@formeraxe117]

If you don't even consider him top 3, then you have no idea what you're talking about. Peyton was one of the greatest QBs to ever live. Only person I put above him is Brady.

[@Dejusticed]

You say that because you are a peyton homer. He only won 2 titles. Dude if he was a goat status wins 4 with what he had. If you think he is better than montana/brady/brees/marino/unitas, you are a casual fan or nuthugger. If you think he is 3 than you think he is better than brees. That makes you a moron. Brees has better everything stat wise and won a super bowl head to head vs peyton. Brees has never had a pro bowl WR btw.

[@formeraxe117]

Well, I was hoping for honorable discourse, but I can see that you are already insulting me. You are now not worth my time. Good day.

[@formeraxe117]

Coming from the guy whose picture is Conor McGregor, along with your name being "King Conor." I could say the same to you.

[@madden18boi86]

Roasted the falcons and KD mans fire

[@aj1359]

Rodgers looked like he was about to fight somebody if he got roasted lol

[@Samuelfish2k]

He was afraid Peyton might expose him being gay. Lol

[@himotheejenkins]

But he’s not though

[@moosedrummer1]

AJ who? Hell he’d get stomped the fuck out by the Aflac duck.

[@normanmoser5765]

more like he'd make the o line fight someone

[@Jakebreaks95]

Y'all think rodgers low key a real nigga?

[@chamathjayarathne5663]

8:00 this delivery is flawless

[@ignitebridgeiii5425]

Cupcake got so offended and Westbrook was trying so hard to cover his laugh

[@kx4998]

He was told to act like that though.

[@weneedhim526]

@@kx4998 I mean, to this day he still gets offended kd as not beaten steph in a series in the playoffs yet, crazy

[@Sayhannn]

He was in on the joke

[@nuftis]

It was staged. He pulled it off very well. You bought it

[@xXxALeXFuTexBaLxXx]

@@nuftis where did you hear this

[@hi00118]

John Cena’s super embarrassed “you can’t see me” was so perfect

[@Kngdrah]

I had to come here after watching Danica Patrick's monologue. I feel better now

[@DMONEY619100]

justin lorenzo bruhh I was just about to comment this 😃😭😭

[@jonriley9225]

Same for me.

[@jasmineramos7618]

Same here

[@luishuerta4889]

Fr!

[@dylanheckman7793]

alexsolimani worst ever

[@tomsdralis3166]

“Unfortunately my brother, Eli can’t be here tonight because that’s what I told the folks at the door” had me crying 😂

[@Fostermoving54]

“The Falcons will come back!” 2018 *Falcons lose to Browns* Me: “Oh no we won a game against the Falcons what will Peyton think” Peyton: “nationwide is not on there side”

[@jamiedeborde8787]

Gonna be alot of teams losing to the Browns.

[@davidmazurk9831]

Jamie Deborde Uhh

[@daniele7621]

The duck's reaction was perfect

[@TheTracepyott]

Peyton just has that swagger and confidence about him. Back when he was a rookie he seemed like an “aww shucks kinda guy” much like Eli. I think we started seeing his humor when he commented on Vanderjagt and called him a liquored up kicker and said I’m about to throw a td pass to jerry rice while he’s at home. That right there showed that Peyton had comedic talent and could roast people like some of the best comedians. Oh and if you haven’t seen his SNL sketch where he is mentoring young kids; I suggest you quit reading this and watch it. It’s probably my top 3 favorite snl sketches of all time. It’s absolutely hilarious. Check it out.

[@2ndNatureHairSolutions]

Hahahaha thanks for the suggestions. You seem to have been in a good mood when you wrote this. Have a good day!

[@pts5217]

5:40 letting that laugh breathe was a very skilled comedy move.

[@ofallmyintention9496]

I don't know which was more brutal: the KD and Westbrook joke or the 3/4 Falcons' joke...