The Best Roasts from Athletes - Comedy Central Roast

[@c.johnbridges8394]

Peyton Manning to Pete Davison, “whatever disease you have, you can beat it.”🤣🤣🤣

[@Chirridki]

Yea funny 😂 we might’ve seen the same video

[@joelittorres]

That joke had me crying...

[@enriquecm744]

FF: pete actually has a cronic disease*

[@trevmason2352]

@@Chirridki haha did we ?

[@mcfcguvnors]

beiber roast that guy says to pete i dont know what race you are ,but youre weird n i dont like you :D

[@georgenelson8284]

All 3 were amazing. But Blake's comment about half the NBA and Rappers loving Jenner's daughters was gold.

[@Rakettivuori]

He knew what he was talking about

[@kabirsardana1282]

@@Rakettivuori because considering hes an insider with premium knowledge, he knows both of them might have already been spit roasted many times. the way they look like now, they'd probably have a revolving door right about now. they got the kardashian soup in them.

[@caseywhite8142]

I never would’ve expected Peyton Manning to be roasting people, but damn he’s good😂😂

[@benjicool2808]

watch his ESPYs intro... it's so good

[@sumbhu]

He is not only good, unlike other roasters on this panel, he did not make a single rude or insensitive remark that others masqueraded as jokes...

[@JohnStockton7459]

@Bob Saget yeah he for sure had writers. I think blake wrote his own though or at least got help on some cause he actually pursues comedy

[@Whocares66672]

@@JohnStockton7459 they have talked to comedians at roasts before and most celebrities come in with some jokes but they all get jokes and help from comedy writers. They said the whole reason guys like the situation and ann coulter were so bad is they didnt want the writers jokes and instead went with their own

[@girlbobreed6824]

He’s like the nicest guy in sports ever so its great to see him cuttin it up……he was throwin some for real digs😂😂luv luv luv him❤️❤️

[@damraunsal]

Why is no one talking about Blake Griffin not missing any shots??!?!?! That is a one time thing people!!!

[@16hundred]

Blake went off 😭

[@rickywilliams5895]

@@16hundred Griffin didn't give af.

[@tragic_1193]

Hes actually a comedian during the off season

[@BigJonahJ]

Chris Paul probably did enough of that when they played with each other lol

[@bharatr302]

@@rickywilliams5895 oo

[@haydengentry7399]

Blakes daddy issue joke killed me😂

[@donellmuniz590]

The white dick joke was better.

[@haydengentry7399]

@@donellmuniz590 prove it :)

[@donellmuniz590]

@@haydengentry7399 I laughed harder 😂.

[@haydengentry7399]

@@donellmuniz590 fair point mate😂

[@Bakeedbeans]

Such an ambiguous comment thread

[@adama2809]

Blake just straight up slayed

[@DeadlyDolrmenu2]

Spade’s reaction to Peyton going after him is the highlight of this whole vid lmao

[@JnH5492]

He was so mad 😂

[@anthonyzullo]

He was not expecting to be handed like that lmao. Peyton manhandled him lol. After the 4th joke I was like ayo man Dave cant take much more lol

[@TonyPerez816]

Nooooooo Peyton... 😂

[@ydh.1826]

Got violated n couldn’t take the smoke.

[@ChattanoogaDan]

Peyton's joke about Ann Coulter is the funniest roast I've ever heard.

[@mikeolgo5532]

I didnt get It

[@mikeschmidt4800]

I thought it was a bit too on the horses nose.

[@StableRead]

@@mikeolgo5532 He’s implying Ann Coulter looks like a horse

[@TigerTigerII]

@@mikeolgo5532 The Kentucky Derby is one of the biggest horse races in America. He called her a horse, as in she has a horsey face.

[@camplazlo5279]

@lambdatau118ful only US and Canada knows him

[@CaptVooDooGaming]

Holy fuck, Blake Griffin didn't miss a damn BEAT!!! Whoever wrote his jokes, goddamn you did good!!

[@rickDArula]

He does stand up on the side so I'm sure alot of it was his. He probably had some help with his set tho

[@jaygee5874]

@@rickDArula Every single person up there that isn’t a comedian have their jokes written by Comedy Central writers . I thought it was well known at this point. Seth Myers used to be one of those writers and I think Jeff Ross writes for the celebrities too .

[@rickDArula]

@@jaygee5874 yeah you're 100 percent right, but all i said was Blake does stand up comedy in his free time , so if anything some of those jokes were probably his and if anything he got help with joke structure delivery and flow and yes , alot of the writers help non comedians . Either way Comedy Central roasts are funny and we need another one soon.

[@rickDArula]

@@jaygee5874 Anthony Jesselnik and Whitney Cummings used to write for past roasts as well. I think Jesselnik wrote for Fallon too.

[@obesus787]

@@rickDArula Jeselnik literally never got anything into the final program on Fallon because his jokes were too dark. Just a fun fact.

[@nigelnyoni8265]

"I'm sorry, you were so nice earlier" 😭

[@eddixon2015]

Peyton’s Jimmy Carr roast is one the only times I’ve ever seen someone come back at Jimmy

[@bchishi8339]

Greetings to a gunner in a random video..

[@fezzik7619]

Times? How many times?

[@michaelv4871]

@@fezzik7619 3:33

[@fezzik7619]

@@michaelv4871 I wasn’t asking for the time in the video when it happened genius. I was pointing out that he wrote “the only times” instead of “time”. If he hadn’t omitted “of” after “one” it would make sense, but he did so it’s a complete mess of a sentence.

[@coltrain2024]

@@fezzik7619You must be fun at parties…

[@jennyneon]

Talking about Peyton Manning, he roasted KD so hard that he turned into a Brooklyn Net.

[@anthonyzullo]

Rob was so happy. How many of them before the show was talking about how big dumb head Peyton is gonna faulter. Man came out slaying spade.

[@MrJinxandMissLucy]

Who is kd?

[@JacobASmith59]

@@MrJinxandMissLucyKevin Durant the NBA player

[@BeerPongChampion2691]

Seeing how much the whole crowd respected Peyton almost brought tears to my eyes. Grew up in Indianapolis in the 90's and 2000's so Peyton was my QB. Love that guy.

[@jacksongibbon8102]

“I’m gonna give it to you straight, witch I knew is new to you” oh my😂😂

[@mitchsplittstoesser1515]

Peyton Manning walking up to the mic like "its time to fuck up everyone's day"

[@blakeisawesome95]

“Five years ago, Soda Pop Curtis here tweeted I was done. Finished”. Peyton Manning was a little more than low-key pissed about that failed spoiler. Hahaha

[@MixingInActionStudios]

Peyton needs to be a regular on these dang Roasts... Seriously. He’s hilarious

[@adamneil7135]

Peyton manning and David spade are such a random collection of people

[@donellmuniz590]

Peyton is known as the funniest NFL player of all time. He belongs. Spade belongs. But Ann Coulter??

[@michaelbrajkovich1999]

@@donellmuniz590 honestly thank god she was on there because the jokes about her were straight fire

[@Chimken_nunget]

@@michaelbrajkovich1999 for every other roast it was all in good fun. When talking abt her, you can tell everyone genuinely hated her lmao

[@johnkim1351]

@@Chimken_nunget why does everybody hate her? Who is she?

[@Chimken_nunget]

@@johnkim1351 she’s a conservative talking head who has some very problematic views

[@jeffbrown8117]

Blake’s the best one on here simply because he wrote his own material and it was genuinely good. None of the others did that.

[@arithomspson2940]

He did? That's pretty impressive!

[@dewalt4594]

There is no way he wrote his own stuff

[@ShawnFX]

@@dewalt4594 someone said Blake does stand up on the side so high chance he did wrote them by himself

[@mikeolgo5532]

None? Not even Jeff Ross or Nicky glasser

[@fezzik7619]

@@ShawnFX *write

[@drewcopene1083]

I thought Payton went hard, but Blake is the MAN. HE should have starred in Space Jam 2, not James, not Curry. Griffen is a good actor, and funny as hell.

[@aznpikachu215]

Blake Griffin: Who’d you expect, Elmer Fudd? Bugs Bunny: That joke again? Blake: Oh like you don’t say what’s up doc every day?

[@samson9575]

"Whatever disease you have, you can beat it" 😂😂😂

[@linziRyan1965]

“Here in America getting Jimmy Car means you couldn’t get Russell Brand” dead AF 💀

[@griffinlilly9751]

@Jon Hesson haha I don’t think anyone likes james cordon, he’s pretty much universally hated. I believe people watch his content solely because americans are obsessed with the celebrities he has on.

[@miraculousismyguiltypleasu9372]

Let's be real: Shaq's set is legendary.

[@austinfull8941]

tbf it was written for him, Blake does his own comedy.

[@thedestroyer5794]

@@austinfull8941 how do you know

[@donalddodge2949]

Let's not forget Shaq set up numerous roasts and they were pretty epic

[@staticxflow]

Payton’s was to my god lmfao

[@spidernanu03]

He did CP3 DIRTY DIRTY lmfao

[@sidarthamutum9366]

Blake just killed The Jenner

[@The-Truth-Bomb]

Blake Griffin is a real comedian, So funny!

[@JnH5492]

David Spade seemed legitimately bothered by Peytons jokes 😂😂

[@dirtyricksanchez4483]

He was mad that peyton was funnier than him

[@jamesroboyle]

You could obviously tell he wasn’t very pleased to a point .

[@SmoothCriminal12]

Probably more bothered by the fact he's still living in Chris Farley's shadow for 27 years.

[@baboost2994]

especially towards the end. he was steaming inside 😂

[@georgeparker8198]

which is weird...sometimes these guys just have strange faces on roasts. I don't know if he was really upset...but he sure did a great job of looking like he was.

[@batjargalnickolai]

"Dont give up kid! Whatever disease you have, you can beat it!" - I'm dead

[@joshx022]

Blake griffin could take a career in comedy. He really hits the right points in the jokes and his timing was better than half the Hollywood folks.

[@Jonathanormen]

Pete Davidson beat everyone in having fun tonight. He had more fun than the actual person getting roasted every single time

[@samiw2164]

He loves being made fun of. He jokes about everything in his life in his stand up and nothing is out of bounds. It is so healthy to be so ok with yourself. I don’t think I could handle how hard they came at him.

[@cayjdesperado9936]

Pete legit seems like the coolest dude ever. Like y'all could just smoke and roast each other all day long. He's a real one

[@Du3Lality]

I love Peyton Manning, but damn I forgot how much Blake killed his set!!🤣🤣🤣

[@NP148]

Blake Griffin absolutely killed it! He was hilarious

[@horntj77]

Glazer trying so hard to contain her laugh after Peyton’s Ann Coulter joke is everything

[@trouse001]

Kevin Hart introduces Shaq saying "LET'S GET READY TO MUMBLE!!! that was a riot!! Peyton Manning definitely the man he can be very funny!!

[@michaeljr8036]

No f*cking joke!! BLAKE GRIFFIN is my new hero!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mauricesullivan1565]

Blake Griffin .. whoaaaa that “Larry bird “ joke .. had me dying .. she looked devastated lol. … I know that hurt her feelings 😂😂😂😂😂.

[@phillyzfynest7]

Blake was amazingly funny. Wow. Had me rolling on the floor.

[@YungG17]

The Russell brand line was 🔥🔥🔥

[@lukahj]

Shaq is naturally the first person I think of when somebody says "athlete"

[@kaalen24]

The one takeaway from this is, after Basketball, Blake Griffin needs to go on the road. Seriously. Good timing.

[@adrianhennavi1263]

The daddy issues joke was JUST SAVAGE 💀💀💀

[@larrytowe6672]

Peyton Manning was extremely hilarious. He handled himself like a champ.

[@haydenp2755]

If shaq was a cop arresting me i would be shitting bricks.

[@Tonyhouse1168]

That’s why I keep a free throw line costume in my car when I’m in Miami…

[@bradygagne6992]

When Kevin stood next to Shaq Kevin was probably thinking “Dad?” 😂

[@noozyboogaboozynooga9146]

Who wrote peytons set? That dad joke was roast battle quality

[@willhelmbrightraven3429]

Most likely Anthony Jeselnick, he's a writer for the show

[@TeePowell]

Yep. Lol

[@cokesquirrel]

99% sure All of these guys had multiple Writers to do their material, That being said, All 3 absolutely killed on the delivery.Even if you have good jokes if you can't deliver them It might suck anyway

[@gorffonsworpts2443]

Blake actually wrote his own set

[@Omni-King2099]

Peyton still throwing heat 🔥

[@zlinedavid]

He threw more heat here than in SB50.

[@ursulabrunii1289]

Damn Shaq and Kevin Hart... that height difference got me

[@TonyPerez816]

You have to see the full roast where Hannibal looks at Shaq and Hart together and says "is this a roast? Or Tyler Perry's 'of mice and men'"? 😂

[@Joe-kv6tk]

“Ya look like Nephew Jemimah” 💀💀💀

[@qhzj7874]

"Why you gotta bring jesus in your mess" got me rolling for 5 min

[@BobBob-ku7ue]

You can tell David spade was hurt by Peytons roast

[@velvetthunder3856]

Ba-la-ke killed it!

[@johnzello8039]

caitlyn jenner and sara silverman take roasts like no body else its so impressive

[@doctorjallo]

Peyton Manning is on another level!!!! 😂 😂

[@ismaelgm13]

Blake Griffin just straight up killed it man🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nigelnyoni8265]

Shaq took a moment to shoot at the Lakers 😭😂🤣

[@sto1238]

Damn Peyton throwing shots at Brady from retirement

[@sman14GTA]

Griffin out here committing war crimes 😂

[@japeezohumperdink9762]

Peyton’s Brady line was legendary 😂

[@letachja]

When Kevin Hart said „ready to mumble“, I expected Mike Tyson to come on.

[@williamdiaz8556]

Shaq been funny but Blake and what how he went in was epic

[@gravityzero2179]

It’s impressive the way Comedy Central keeps inventing new ways to recycle old material for new add revenue.

[@brianbelknap4975]

There’s mostly stuff I’ve seen but there’s definitely new content if you haven’t seen the full roasts

[@alejandrorosales2863]

Yeah but they didn’t put any ads in this video

[@IAmNotFamousAnymore]

If it's not broke, don't fix it

[@alexruiz7399]

Ad*

[@kiliandietz8522]

Blake Griffin chose violence that night

[@musicnation8630]

Peyton and Blake are damn good Blake destroyed the Jenner's 🤣🤣🤣

[@alliekat85]

That tomorrow Brady joke slayed

[@Peter-vo8sf]

The Caitlyn lines by Blake were phenomenal

[@dddlll2471]

I have to say whoever wrote that for Blake Griffin did a phenomenal job ....I give Blake his credit he delivered it right and pulled it off

[@SmoothCriminal12]

Given Blake has been known for comedy stuff for a while, he probably wrote a majority of his jokes.

[@tidepods5783]

Jimmy Carr is literally the funniest comedian ive ever seen.

[@thereelrantreviewer]

BRING these roasts BACK!! Classic Legendary RANTZZZ!!!

[@ontheroad8149]

4:13 he was really happy with the joke! He genuinely is a very nice person

[@stephen41467]

Of course Peyton gets a standing ovation. What a legend

[@jakedaballa3457]

blake griffin took that personally

[@AndrewBarsky]

Shaq absolutely annihilated. My guy! 😂

[@jher8865]

I now listen to Peyton Manning and want to hear about Peytonville...

[@ducekong7878]

😆

[@Shopwithgroovy]

“Thank you Webster” 😂😂😂

[@ianhimmelstein5915]

“And Martha Stewart’s Baby Daddy” I died laughing

[@BuckyBarnesNC]

Pete Davidson has the absolutely best reactions when someone says something funny. Love that guy.

[@wmderemer]

Even with ghost writers, timing, tone & delivery are keys to jokes working, and Peyton Manning had all that...plus the dichotomy of mean jokes coming from a nice guy.

[@yungcharg7292]

Peytons Pete Davidson roast was top notch 😂☠️

[@aa7115]

Alec Baldwin's hardest things in life list has a new addition, it has in fact shot up to the top of the list

[@aa7115]

I had to get it out sorry

[@cearathomas930]

Pete taking jokes is actually my favorite thing 😂😂

[@Indarow]

Bruh, Peyton CRUSHED it. Between the Jimmy Carr and Pete Davidson jokes he absolutely slayed!!!

[@nathanyoung4241]

Lol it's funny because at 10:45 I think blake griffin truly meant he was sorry 🤣🤣🤣

[@leonardopereira1704]

Interactions I've never thought would see: Peyton Manning joking about Jimmy Carr

[@Jake-vz8hs]

The nation wide pun was a gem

[@J_Money_Tha_Truth1986]

You know they had to make a special helmet for manning 🥚 head😂😂😂

[@iamlordpablo]

Blake Griffin is a menace and he must be stopped 💀😭

[@scarsofwisdom3189]

Damn i can't help feeling bad for Nikki she really liked Blake and actually wanted to "hang out" with him after the show lol 😅🤣🤷🏽‍♂️

[@andrewcahill676]

Blake killed it

[@PakiFighter]

Wherever Shaq goes, he mentions his rings.

[@denill5656]

Blake really killed that!🤣🤣🤧

[@TaeRokk11B]

petyon was shooting RPG's 😂😂😂

[@slapsmans6900]

Best quote, Peyton Manning “Thank You, Thank You… thank you thank you thankyou, Thank you, thank you thank you thank you, thank you and Thank you

[@degill76]

I wonder if Blake writes all his own jokes, he kills it in this roast.

[@Dylan-le9zi]

I still remember the first time they did a Comedy Central roast I seriously can’t believe how many they have done, I stop paying attention after the 3rd now we’re on what 26 I can’t believe it’s still going.

[@magnetsoldiercephas331]

Peyton was absolutely savage 😂

[@hylind1912]

15:09 Dude look at Alec's face, you can tell that one devastated him XD

[@pablotalento621]

Blake Griffin broke charts with this 🤣🤣

[@WhatsMyUsernameNow99]

So Caitlin Jenner was one of the roasters on the roast of Alec Baldwin. She had a message for the trans community. And that message was that there's a lot of hate in the world, but if she's strong enough to stand up there and be ridiculed by all these people then you can do anything. Because we all know that being in a group of people cracking jokes at each other, is totally the same as your family disowning you, getting thrown out of your house, not knowing where your next meal is going to come from or where you're going to lay your head down at night because you are who you are. She really is a true Kardashian

[@thesunofgod7896]

When Shaq got out of that chair GAAAAW DAAAAAM!

[@mrbong123]

Blake did very well his timing and delivery seemed so smooth he was a natural