The Best Roasts from Athletes - Comedy Central Roast

Shaq, Peyton Manning and Blake Griffin are all-star roasters.
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[@c.johnbridges8394]

Peyton Manning to Pete Davison, “whatever disease you have, you can beat it.”🤣🤣🤣

[@Chirridki]

Yea funny 😂 we might’ve seen the same video

[@joelittorres]

That joke had me crying...

[@enriquecm744]

FF: pete actually has a cronic disease*

[@trevmason2352]

@@Chirridki haha did we ?

[@mcfcguvnors]

beiber roast that guy says to pete i dont know what race you are ,but youre weird n i dont like you :D

[@georgenelson8284]

All 3 were amazing. But Blake's comment about half the NBA and Rappers loving Jenner's daughters was gold.

[@Rakettivuori]

He knew what he was talking about

[@kabirsardana1282]

@@Rakettivuori because considering hes an insider with premium knowledge, he knows both of them might have already been spit roasted many times. the way they look like now, they'd probably have a revolving door right about now. they got the kardashian soup in them.

[@haydengentry7399]

Blakes daddy issue joke killed me😂

[@donellmuniz590]

The white dick joke was better.

[@haydengentry7399]

@@donellmuniz590 prove it :)

[@donellmuniz590]

@@haydengentry7399 I laughed harder 😂.

[@haydengentry7399]

@@donellmuniz590 fair point mate😂

[@Baaaakedbeans]

Such an ambiguous comment thread

[@caseywhite8142]

I never would’ve expected Peyton Manning to be roasting people, but damn he’s good😂😂

[@benjicool2808]

watch his ESPYs intro... it's so good

[@sumbhu]

He is not only good, unlike other roasters on this panel, he did not make a single rude or insensitive remark that others masqueraded as jokes...

[@JohnStockton7459]

@Bob Saget yeah he for sure had writers. I think blake wrote his own though or at least got help on some cause he actually pursues comedy

[@Whocares66672]

@@JohnStockton7459 they have talked to comedians at roasts before and most celebrities come in with some jokes but they all get jokes and help from comedy writers. They said the whole reason guys like the situation and ann coulter were so bad is they didnt want the writers jokes and instead went with their own

[@girlbobreed6824]

He’s like the nicest guy in sports ever so its great to see him cuttin it up……he was throwin some for real digs😂😂luv luv luv him❤️❤️

[@ChattanoogaDan]

Peyton's joke about Ann Coulter is the funniest roast I've ever heard.

[@mikeolgo5532]

I didnt get It

[@mikeschmidt4800]

I thought it was a bit too on the horses nose.

[@StableRead]

@@mikeolgo5532 He’s implying Ann Coulter looks like a horse

[@TigerTigerII]

@@mikeolgo5532 The Kentucky Derby is one of the biggest horse races in America. He called her a horse, as in she has a horsey face.

[@camplazlo5279]

@lambdatau118ful only US and Canada knows him

[@jennyneon]

Talking about Peyton Manning, he roasted KD so hard that he turned into a Brooklyn Net.

[@anthonyzullo]

Rob was so happy. How many of them before the show was talking about how big dumb head Peyton is gonna faulter. Man came out slaying spade.

[@MrJinxandMissLucy]

Who is kd?

[@JacobASmith59]

@@MrJinxandMissLucyKevin Durant the NBA player

[@adama2809]

Blake just straight up slayed

[@DeadlyDolrmenu2]

Spade’s reaction to Peyton going after him is the highlight of this whole vid lmao

[@JnH5492]

He was so mad 😂

[@anthonyzullo]

He was not expecting to be handed like that lmao. Peyton manhandled him lol. After the 4th joke I was like ayo man Dave cant take much more lol

[@TonyPerez816]

Nooooooo Peyton... 😂

[@ydh.1826]

Got violated n couldn’t take the smoke.

[@nigelnyoni8265]

"I'm sorry, you were so nice earlier" 😭

[@damraunsal]

Why is no one talking about Blake Griffin not missing any shots??!?!?! That is a one time thing people!!!

[@16hundred]

Blake went off 😭

[@rickywilliams5895]

@@16hundred Griffin didn't give af.

[@tragic_1193]

Hes actually a comedian during the off season

[@BigJonahJ]

Chris Paul probably did enough of that when they played with each other lol

[@bharatr302]

@@rickywilliams5895 oo

[@CaptVooDooGaming]

Holy fuck, Blake Griffin didn't miss a damn BEAT!!! Whoever wrote his jokes, goddamn you did good!!

[@rickDArula]

He does stand up on the side so I'm sure alot of it was his. He probably had some help with his set tho

[@jaygee5874]

@@rickDArula Every single person up there that isn’t a comedian have their jokes written by Comedy Central writers . I thought it was well known at this point. Seth Myers used to be one of those writers and I think Jeff Ross writes for the celebrities too .

[@rickDArula]

@@jaygee5874 yeah you're 100 percent right, but all i said was Blake does stand up comedy in his free time , so if anything some of those jokes were probably his and if anything he got help with joke structure delivery and flow and yes , alot of the writers help non comedians . Either way Comedy Central roasts are funny and we need another one soon.

[@rickDArula]

@@jaygee5874 Anthony Jesselnik and Whitney Cummings used to write for past roasts as well. I think Jesselnik wrote for Fallon too.

[@obesus787]

@@rickDArula Jeselnik literally never got anything into the final program on Fallon because his jokes were too dark. Just a fun fact.

[@mitchsplittstoesser1515]

Peyton Manning walking up to the mic like "its time to fuck up everyone's day"

[@eddixon2015]

Peyton’s Jimmy Carr roast is one the only times I’ve ever seen someone come back at Jimmy

[@bchishi8339]

Greetings to a gunner in a random video..

[@fezzik7619]

Times? How many times?

[@michaelv4871]

@@fezzik7619 3:33

[@fezzik7619]

@@michaelv4871 I wasn’t asking for the time in the video when it happened genius. I was pointing out that he wrote “the only times” instead of “time”. If he hadn’t omitted “of” after “one” it would make sense, but he did so it’s a complete mess of a sentence.

[@coltrain2024]

@@fezzik7619You must be fun at parties…

[@jacksongibbon8102]

“I’m gonna give it to you straight, witch I knew is new to you” oh my😂😂

[@linziRyan1965]

“Here in America getting Jimmy Car means you couldn’t get Russell Brand” dead AF 💀

[@griffinlilly9751]

@Jon Hesson haha I don’t think anyone likes james cordon, he’s pretty much universally hated. I believe people watch his content solely because americans are obsessed with the celebrities he has on.

[@samson9575]

"Whatever disease you have, you can beat it" 😂😂😂

[@blakeisawesome95]

“Five years ago, Soda Pop Curtis here tweeted I was done. Finished”. Peyton Manning was a little more than low-key pissed about that failed spoiler. Hahaha

[@adamneil7135]

Peyton manning and David spade are such a random collection of people

[@donellmuniz590]

Peyton is known as the funniest NFL player of all time. He belongs. Spade belongs. But Ann Coulter??

[@michaelbrajkovich1999]

@@donellmuniz590 honestly thank god she was on there because the jokes about her were straight fire

[@Chimken_nunget]

@@michaelbrajkovich1999 for every other roast it was all in good fun. When talking abt her, you can tell everyone genuinely hated her lmao

[@johnkim1351]

@@Chimken_nunget why does everybody hate her? Who is she?

[@Chimken_nunget]

@@johnkim1351 she’s a conservative talking head who has some very problematic views

[@MixingInActionStudios]

Peyton needs to be a regular on these dang Roasts... Seriously. He’s hilarious

[@batjargalnickolai]

"Dont give up kid! Whatever disease you have, you can beat it!" - I'm dead

[@BeerPongChampion2691]

Seeing how much the whole crowd respected Peyton almost brought tears to my eyes. Grew up in Indianapolis in the 90's and 2000's so Peyton was my QB. Love that guy.

[@jeffbrown8117]

Blake’s the best one on here simply because he wrote his own material and it was genuinely good. None of the others did that.

[@arithomspson2940]

He did? That's pretty impressive!

[@dewalt4594]

There is no way he wrote his own stuff

[@ShawnFX]

@@dewalt4594 someone said Blake does stand up on the side so high chance he did wrote them by himself

[@mikeolgo5532]

None? Not even Jeff Ross or Nicky glasser

[@fezzik7619]

@@ShawnFX *write

[@horntj77]

Glazer trying so hard to contain her laugh after Peyton’s Ann Coulter joke is everything

[@miraculousismyguiltypleasu9372]

Let's be real: Shaq's set is legendary.

[@austinfull8941]

tbf it was written for him, Blake does his own comedy.

[@thedestroyer5794]

@@austinfull8941 how do you know

[@donalddodge2949]

Let's not forget Shaq set up numerous roasts and they were pretty epic

[@staticxflow]

Payton’s was to my god lmfao

[@spidernanu03]

He did CP3 DIRTY DIRTY lmfao

[@bradygagne6992]

When Kevin stood next to Shaq Kevin was probably thinking “Dad?” 😂

[@NP148]

Blake Griffin absolutely killed it! He was hilarious

[@qhzj7874]

"Why you gotta bring jesus in your mess" got me rolling for 5 min

[@mauricesullivan1565]

Blake Griffin .. whoaaaa that “Larry bird “ joke .. had me dying .. she looked devastated lol. … I know that hurt her feelings 😂😂😂😂😂.

[@Jonathanormen]

Pete Davidson beat everyone in having fun tonight. He had more fun than the actual person getting roasted every single time

[@samiw2164]

He loves being made fun of. He jokes about everything in his life in his stand up and nothing is out of bounds. It is so healthy to be so ok with yourself. I don’t think I could handle how hard they came at him.

[@cayjdesperado9936]

Pete legit seems like the coolest dude ever. Like y'all could just smoke and roast each other all day long. He's a real one

[@phillyzfynest7]

Blake was amazingly funny. Wow. Had me rolling on the floor.

[@lukahj]

Shaq is naturally the first person I think of when somebody says "athlete"

[@The-Truth-Bomb]

Blake Griffin is a real comedian, So funny!

[@joshx022]

Blake griffin could take a career in comedy. He really hits the right points in the jokes and his timing was better than half the Hollywood folks.

[@trouse001]

Kevin Hart introduces Shaq saying "LET'S GET READY TO MUMBLE!!! that was a riot!! Peyton Manning definitely the man he can be very funny!!

[@adrianhennavi1263]

The daddy issues joke was JUST SAVAGE 💀💀💀

[@JnH5492]

David Spade seemed legitimately bothered by Peytons jokes 😂😂

[@dirtyricksanchez4483]

He was mad that peyton was funnier than him

[@jamesroboyle]

You could obviously tell he wasn’t very pleased to a point .

[@SmoothCriminal12]

Probably more bothered by the fact he's still living in Chris Farley's shadow for 27 years.

[@baboost2994]

especially towards the end. he was steaming inside 😂

[@georgeparker8198]

which is weird...sometimes these guys just have strange faces on roasts. I don't know if he was really upset...but he sure did a great job of looking like he was.

[@doctorjallo]

Peyton Manning is on another level!!!! 😂 😂

[@YungG17]

The Russell brand line was 🔥🔥🔥

[@Du3Lality]

I love Peyton Manning, but damn I forgot how much Blake killed his set!!🤣🤣🤣

[@sman14GTA]

Griffin out here committing war crimes 😂

[@Joe-kv6tk]

“Ya look like Nephew Jemimah” 💀💀💀

[@nigelnyoni8265]

Shaq took a moment to shoot at the Lakers 😭😂🤣

[@michaeljr8036]

No f*cking joke!! BLAKE GRIFFIN is my new hero!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@haydenp2755]

If shaq was a cop arresting me i would be shitting bricks.

[@Tonyhouse1168]

That’s why I keep a free throw line costume in my car when I’m in Miami…

[@ursulabrunii1289]

Damn Shaq and Kevin Hart... that height difference got me

[@TonyPerez816]

You have to see the full roast where Hannibal looks at Shaq and Hart together and says "is this a roast? Or Tyler Perry's 'of mice and men'"? 😂

[@drewcopene1083]

I thought Payton went hard, but Blake is the MAN. HE should have starred in Space Jam 2, not James, not Curry. Griffen is a good actor, and funny as hell.

[@aznpikachu215]

Blake Griffin: Who’d you expect, Elmer Fudd? Bugs Bunny: That joke again? Blake: Oh like you don’t say what’s up doc every day?

[@kaalen24]

The one takeaway from this is, after Basketball, Blake Griffin needs to go on the road. Seriously. Good timing.

[@ianhimmelstein5915]

“And Martha Stewart’s Baby Daddy” I died laughing

[@ismaelgm13]

Blake Griffin just straight up killed it man🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@japeezohumperdink9762]

Peyton’s Brady line was legendary 😂

[@Omni-King2099]

Peyton still throwing heat 🔥

[@zlinedavid]

He threw more heat here than in SB50.

[@velvetthunder3856]

Ba-la-ke killed it!

[@johnzello8039]

caitlyn jenner and sara silverman take roasts like no body else its so impressive

[@AndrewBarsky]

Shaq absolutely annihilated. My guy! 😂

[@sidarthamutum9366]

Blake just killed The Jenner

[@larrytowe6672]

Peyton Manning was extremely hilarious. He handled himself like a champ.

[@alliekat85]

That tomorrow Brady joke slayed

[@Shopwithgroovy]

“Thank you Webster” 😂😂😂

[@letachja]

When Kevin Hart said „ready to mumble“, I expected Mike Tyson to come on.

[@sto1238]

Damn Peyton throwing shots at Brady from retirement

[@cokesquirrel]

99% sure All of these guys had multiple Writers to do their material, That being said, All 3 absolutely killed on the delivery.Even if you have good jokes if you can't deliver them It might suck anyway

[@gorffonsworpts2443]

Blake actually wrote his own set

[@cearathomas930]

Pete taking jokes is actually my favorite thing 😂😂

[@yungcharg7292]

Peytons Pete Davidson roast was top notch 😂☠️

[@musicnation8630]

Peyton and Blake are damn good Blake destroyed the Jenner's 🤣🤣🤣

[@thereelrantreviewer]

BRING these roasts BACK!! Classic Legendary RANTZZZ!!!

[@BobBob-ku7ue]

You can tell David spade was hurt by Peytons roast

[@PakiFighter]

Wherever Shaq goes, he mentions his rings.

[@denill5656]

Blake really killed that!🤣🤣🤧

[@nathanyoung4241]

Lol it's funny because at 10:45 I think blake griffin truly meant he was sorry 🤣🤣🤣

[@tidepods5783]

Jimmy Carr is literally the funniest comedian ive ever seen.

[@Peter-vo8sf]

The Caitlyn lines by Blake were phenomenal

[@noozyboogaboozynooga9146]

Who wrote peytons set? That dad joke was roast battle quality

[@willhelmbrightraven3429]

Most likely Anthony Jeselnick, he's a writer for the show

[@TeePowell]

Yep. Lol

[@ontheroad8149]

4:13 he was really happy with the joke! He genuinely is a very nice person

[@gravityzero2179]

It’s impressive the way Comedy Central keeps inventing new ways to recycle old material for new add revenue.

[@brianbelknap4975]

There’s mostly stuff I’ve seen but there’s definitely new content if you haven’t seen the full roasts

[@alejandrorosales2863]

Yeah but they didn’t put any ads in this video

[@IAmNotFamousAnymore]

If it's not broke, don't fix it

[@alexruiz7399]

Ad*

[@J_Money_Tha_Truth1986]

You know they had to make a special helmet for manning 🥚 head😂😂😂

[@TaeRokk11B]

petyon was shooting RPG's 😂😂😂

[@stephen41467]

Of course Peyton gets a standing ovation. What a legend

[@iamlordpablo]

Blake Griffin is a menace and he must be stopped 💀😭

[@BuckyBarnesNC]

Pete Davidson has the absolutely best reactions when someone says something funny. Love that guy.

[@williamdiaz8556]

Shaq been funny but Blake and what how he went in was epic

[@thesunofgod7896]

When Shaq got out of that chair GAAAAW DAAAAAM!

[@kiliandietz8522]

Blake Griffin chose violence that night

[@Jake-vz8hs]

The nation wide pun was a gem

[@zillydino]

It was even more awesome seeing you do it backstage to a vending machine at ate your dollar!😂🤣

[@dddlll2471]

I have to say whoever wrote that for Blake Griffin did a phenomenal job ....I give Blake his credit he delivered it right and pulled it off

[@SmoothCriminal12]

Given Blake has been known for comedy stuff for a while, he probably wrote a majority of his jokes.

[@jasonthomas8192]

This is the best roast video ive seen! So funny!!!

[@dukeedoho9933]

Blake is a monster..😂😂😂

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Monstar!! Space Jam 3, let’s go!

[@jasetwells9335]

“In England football means soccer and in America Jimmy Carr means we couldn’t get Russell Brand” Geez 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@K9_50Cal]

Woowwww I actually laughed throughout the whole video🤣🤣🤣

[@jakedaballa3457]

blake griffin took that personally

[@Mr483937]

Soda pop Curtis 😂😂

[@leonardopereira1704]

Interactions I've never thought would see: Peyton Manning joking about Jimmy Carr

[@slapsmans6900]

Best quote, Peyton Manning “Thank You, Thank You… thank you thank you thankyou, Thank you, thank you thank you thank you, thank you and Thank you

[@pablotalento621]

Blake Griffin broke charts with this 🤣🤣

[@doctorjallo]

After this, I guess we can say Blake Griffin is in the GOAT conversation. 😂 😂

[@skyhoover3327]

I didn’t know Peyton Manning could roast LOL😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@aleksandar1572]

Don’t worry whatever disease you have kid you can beat it 🤣🤣

[@aa7115]

Alec Baldwin's hardest things in life list has a new addition, it has in fact shot up to the top of the list

[@aa7115]

I had to get it out sorry

[@degill76]

I wonder if Blake writes all his own jokes, he kills it in this roast.

[@scarsofwisdom3189]

Damn i can't help feeling bad for Nikki she really liked Blake and actually wanted to "hang out" with him after the show lol 😅🤣🤷🏽‍♂️

[@DocBrown1]

Wow every single joke of Manning was on point haha. What a roast! :D