Spy Training Film: Body Search | WW2 Era OSS Film | ca. 1942 - ca. 1945

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[@kiranclarke869]

Hey mate you alive? It's been 4 years...

[@masternobody1896]

bro why am i watching cartoon capitalism in 2023. instead of 10 or 20 years. ago.

[@masternobody1896]

man youtube need to make this video in trending. its must watch video. so i am so unclucky i found this gold video so late

[@ashokafulcrum4795]

@@masternobody1896tt

[@sandwichbreath0]

I like how Steve's already caught and done for halfway into the video, but the narrator keeps trolling him anyway.

[@edwardgranados3472]

Seeing how the narrator and Steve had some sort of psychic connection, the narrator could've told Steve what to do as he was being searched Dick move not to help him

[@skipads5141]

"Steve's butthole is going to feel just fine. LMFAO just kidding."

[@sandwichbreath0]

@@edwardgranados3472 😂😂

[@kaa13]

@@edwardgranados3472 LOL there is only one ans important message here : do not be caught as a credible suspect.

[@marxtheidoloftheidle5591]

@@skipads5141lolololol

[@AustinJASMR]

11:11 It was at this moment Steve realized he had nothing left to live for

[@Phil_Melone]

He looked like it lol

[@leonvonhung936]

😂😂

[@skipads5141]

Such a let down from the dialogue following 7:40.

[@kathrindeer8675]

Welp I’m boned XD

[@Sn0wBl1tz]

@@kathrindeer8675‘scuse me?

[@atlantaguitar9689]

Steve fell for the oldest move in the spy book - spy women.

[@mattmattmatt2683]

Spy hoe for sho. Steve just wanted some SpyPussy. *Smh

[@normnielsen]

"He had a date with a woman, now he has a date with the secret police". Every time! The story of my life. If only I'd seen this video sooner.

[@emankcin1334]

@@normnielsen I hate when that happens

[@joshuamourning6650]

He lost sight of the task at hand he distracted by the box

[@eternalamos365]

Attractive girl will get you.

[@curiousfigment]

You had one job, Steve.

[@neilevans6331]

Ww2 military police films

[@psychedelicpython]

Hahaha! I was thinking the exact same thing.

[@crazycat1052]

he had two jobs he had to keep up his pants AND stop enemy aircraft production

[@francescanguyen6703]

Curious Learner 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you’ve made my day with your witty one liner. Brilliant

[@zachsmith1676]

Not only did he put his foot in it, he’s in it up to his waist…

[@NaderR]

If you ever know a spy or someone who works in the intelligence, that guy should change careers.

[@threehorses444]

@The Smooth Talking Coder if you know, then they must not be a very good spy

[@Not_cat_of_life_anymore]

@The Smooth Talking Coder me too

[@atlantaguitar9689]

But there have been spies that let it leak that they were spies specifically to attract other spies as part of a larger scheme.

[@therearenoshortcuts9868]

"or someone works in intelligence" nah, could be an analyst not field agent

[@drwgalabuschagne3287]

Because the op for will be tracking your uninteresting ass. Good God These KZbin Experts are something else... 🤣😂

[@onerepublicrox]

The narrator absolutely roasting Steve

[@enqquerthahhgut1842]

Weird to think how it would’ve actually sound without him since it’s a voice over and not in it really

[@InstantGamingNTW]

“still think you have a chance Steve” bro was held at gun point

[@MovieStuff-ug9cq]

18:45 "Walking ahead of the enemy not into your enemy" wise words

[@koldenkendrick5480]

Indeed

[@chris2463]

How it started in the relationship : 1:47 How it ended: 11:03

[@whytho8714]

*Tea for two* 😅

[@skipads5141]

7:40 promised some top action, not bottom.

[@CyberSnake100]

Lmfao WOW

[@3ShotTGK]

Can we talk about the hat throw at 6:15? You can see it land on the table in the mirror

[@Nupetiet]

badass

[@ICREVENG3]

Damn

[@atlantaguitar9689]

My grandfather and great uncle could do that with hardly any effort. They could throw it onto a hat post from across the room- but then they grew up wearing hats.

[@rippleandgrendel]

Love the plaque at 5:45. "Headquarters secret state police". Don't tell anyone its here.

[@zulubeatz1]

How pissed you would be if you were not a spy and wearing your best suit.

[@supimpanda2312]

I'd be so mad lol

[@Twiska]

Authoritarian states be like that. And by authoritarian states, I mean all governments during wartime.

[@defossus173]

Especialy navy siut for a war

[@Gravedigger933]

@@defossus173 I see we have another of the fold amongst us.

[@Gravedigger933]

@@Twiska Not entirely without reason.

[@poetcomic1]

They left out the part where they torture and kill him.

[@aussieboys8652]

Yeah but that’s minor

[@Twiska]

Yeah, this was before they told spies what would happen if they got caught and before they started giving them cyanide pills. OSS just told them how not to get caught for fear that telling the truth would make them not join up/refuse missions or that their being scared would make them visibly nervous and make them stand out.

[@Revealingstorm.]

​@@Twiska this comment is so odd since it's coming from a profile named after a fate/stay night character lmao

[@brandoa1131]

@@Revealingstorm. fate fans know their history

[@skipads5141]

SPOILER ALERT

[@gusbaker4u]

8:03 body search ASMR, they were way ahead of their time back in the 40's.

[@jimothy2361]

Yeah I’m pretty sure I got recommended this because I watched a couple Mad P videos recently.

[@AustinJASMR]

Good, I'm not the only one who got tingles from this

[@mrpariah8060]

@@jimothy2361 Me too

[@captainsponge7825]

unintentional ASMR is the best one

[@Odisher7]

I got this video recommended from an old medical examination video, so... I really shouldn-t be watching youtube at 3 am

[@AyaneOfDeath]

12:09-12:15 That static and the reactions priceless lol

[@Handhandme]

Steve is motionless but he is screaming inside. Steve should have listened to the omnipresent voice

[@AyaneOfDeath]

@@Handhandme he had one job lol

[@skipads5141]

7:40 "Yeah, Frank did a good job." "Poor Steve, you're in for a blow." Great dialogue as he's stripping down. 14:31 "Microscopes take over. Searching for pin pricks. No area is too small." Bruh, you don't have to humiliate his prick like that.

[@scp-682-cu6]

"They're getting warm Steve."

[@Nobodyknowsm]

I gotta love these old 1940’s films they just feel nostalgic

[@merucrypoison296]

Guy named himself Hinduism just so nobody would cry lmao

[@saltyfish7626]

@@dude7813 💀

[@mostinterestingmeme9127]

@@merucrypoison296 You should look into the history of the symbol on their profile picture. It wasn't just made up by the Nazis, it had existed long before that group was formed. It has been used in cultures all over the world and is notable in Indian culture as a symbol of good luck. Just thought I would put that out there.

[@milkyeyez34]

@@dude7813 theres a term for this. its called anemoia, nostalgia for a time you never knew. i collect vintage toys and clowns from the 60s-80s. i was born in the 2000s yet i feel a strong sense of nostalgia with them. thats why i collect.

[@NotCthulhu]

"They're going to cancel me this time for sure"

[@johntaylor4787]

I like how the actors are just talking regularly and aren't using some exaggerated German accent "You are ze vorst spy in ze whole vide vorld."

[@michaelkovacic2608]

That would have been really funny, especially since this was produced while Britain was at war with ze beautiful meme country.

[@Twiska]

It's assumed the spy would be fluent in the language of the country they are in. Maybe a native or someone who snuck in. Also, this video is set in a fictional country (Enemiarea) with a fictional government, which is why it says "secret police headquarters" on the front of the building. It is heavily based on the Germans and the Gastapo but could be any authoritative country. The country, government and even symbols on the walls are all stand-ins. So is the language. If it were real, everyone, including Steve, would speak the native language. It's likely German or Italian. So being a US-UK production, everyone just speaks English.

[@PatteLetsPlay]

​​@@michaelkovacic2608as a german i dont know was du damit meinst, dass wir ein Meme-Land sind? Welch ungemein freche Unterstellung

[@paranaenselol]

​@@PatteLetsPlay started 2 wars and lost both

[@PatteLetsPlay]

@@paranaenselol it was suppose to be a joke😂

[@jeffchilton]

They spent more time inspecting his eyes than they did his "prison pocket."

[@AustinJASMR]

Nor did they check behind his left ear

[@ketaminefetishist]

lord knows those guaranteed closeted actors spent many moments of deep inspection when the director said "cut"

[@anthonymichaeleardley494]

The eyes are the windows of the soul that show the officers that he is trying to get rid of something. They'll check the garbage chute much, much later.

[@justinboyer5449]

A time where everyone's face looked 20 years older and rest of the body 20 years younger...

[@Traderjoe]

If she felt something hard in the front of his pants, this all could have been avoided

[@NinoNiemanThe1st]

lol! I don't think the original video hammered home enough the fact that the gun in his back would see him examined up his ass.

[@phettywappharmaceuticalsll8842]

I’m so hot rn

[@Average_TitanosaurusEnjoyer75]

9:22 "they Pry into your Ears" Doc proceeds to gently and slowly examine the ears*

[@Kidzoom141]

Someone needs to make a remake of this but with actual asmr because this is just so good

[@flamingmuffin666]

6:22 "No smoking" 10:19 "I'll smoke your cigarette"

[@roguedoge2479]

“I’m good. They’ll never find anything” *Chief Butthole inspector walks in* “Oh. Shit.”

[@PitbullNamedCupcake.]

That's what he seeing up there

[@josephbateman7742]

Scrolling through the comments is entertaining, seeing "chief butthole inspector" was hilarious. Thank you.

[@ChadtheHammer]

I always loved the classical music they played in all these old films.

[@ketaminefetishist]

its sad/funny how to them its just music

[@princessinmittens4783]

Where do you find such interesting content?... Oh wait! A spy would never tell where he gets his information...

[@saltyfish7626]

💀

[@memor22]

Nor does a magician

[@ali-vd8vl]

​@@memor22no, just dont

[@Kevin-jb2pv]

You know it's confidential when the blaring horn arrangement starts.

[@mystickev194]

If you were a normal dude, and decided to go full pimp that day, with the best suit you’ve got, your best hat, best shoes and a wallet with some bills. To later get considered suspicious by the secret police, then they break everything and destroy your money, You’ve just lost money, a good suit and a good hat 😔

[@sheriff0017]

The hat's no big problem. He couldn't have worn it after they beheaded him.

[@sgt.mittens2451]

Imagine being a spy checker and instead of interrogation you just be looking a dongs all day.

[@kenmcbreairty7878]

Get a good look at assholes, too

[@sgt.mittens2451]

@@kenmcbreairty7878 quagmires dream

[@auggith]

dream job tbh

[@sgt.mittens2451]

@@auggith what the hell my brother

[@skipads5141]

@@auggith: You better be a chick.

[@benlegare81]

Already three years since you've post anything! I hope you're doing great and hope you'll post again one-day!

[@hungarycountryball1056]

11:09 I like how the doctor just immediately jumps up like “What the hell am i doing”

[@howardoller443]

2:05 - I love that old radio.

[@joshuam-vn9rd]

Omfg i originally found this on an unintention asmr video, and i commented "they even check your a-" BUT HOLY FUCK THEY DO

[@quinn2002]

5:29 is that a hidden pistol or are you just happy to see me

[@Catalog_13-4]

I was looking for gas mask asmr and somehow I stumbled across something even better to fall asleep to! The static, the old time radio voice quality, the music in different segments! All wonderful ☺️❤❤

[@FrancoPantoja]

Gas mask asmr is a thing?

[@ZaYn.91]

Poor steve, after that happened, he knew he will never see the freedom again

[@condaana273]

why

[@Swagger9876]

​@@condaana273ever heard of jail?

[@zfrankmkz7846]

Jail😂 im sure many spies were killed

[@Pedro_Pascal_unofficial]

12:14 Steve actually has the 1000 metre stare

[@kieranfnr]

10:46 I’ll be honest I was not expecting that

[@martist911wasits-not-real4]

This was what I went through at meps except it was ilm front of a dozen other dudes getting the same. Always thought it was a setup because psychological exam came directly after and the first question was "have you ever had a homosexual experience?". By far it was so I didn't know how to honestly answer. I wanted to say "yes, just now with you guys!"

[@tenshi7478]

Bro ain’t count to 3 or nothing just ripped it off and grabbed homies meat

[@jensenfrost3536]

You can see a part of drake when he bends over

[@MrFreakydeakydutch]

Lol I love the name of the region. Enemiarea, Enemy Area - someone finally got your joke OSS officer, 70 years later.

[@lemonaid8678]

75* years later?

[@I_leave_mean_comments]

All military videos and booklets from the 1940s till the 1970s use that term.

[@nullvid]

@@lemonaid8678 piss off poser

[@stickman3214]

Jason Gardner He's just correcting the age of this film, mate

[@lemonaid8678]

@@stickman3214 lol. I don’t respond to people on the internet that still use the word “poser”

[@eliottdeletraz97]

delivering hidden messages back in the day was really something. There are lots of people that makes fun of steve about calling himself out. But that part is to explain that hiding perfectly the message one you is not enough. you have to stay calm and prevent yourself to unintentionally give any hints to the investigators throught gestures, facial expression or even your tone (if they are asking you questions).

[@monkebiznez]

Y-yes those spots on my underpants under UV lights are invisible laundry marks.

[@airmackeeee6792]

Unlike Tony Stark, Steve doesn't learn from his mistakes ...

[@poppylove3673]

I love your channel and will be sharing it with others! Thank you for your time, efforts and work you put in, to share these interesting and important pieces of history! ❤

[@Subsario]

I love how once he gets caught, they do one of those "lesson learned" from kids shows lmao

[@Miss_gato]

8:47 Holy shit look at the boob grab. The officer was onto something.💀

[@theromaniandud]

Gotta find that secret information somehow.

[@nherman12]

Yes, Steve had a date with a girl, now he has a date with the secret police!

[@skipads5141]

11:00 At least he got some.

[@A1_PacificLNER]

​@@skipads5141 💀

[@jonnieinbangkok]

Pretty sure he enjoys the police dates more 😂 😂 😂

[@emptycinema]

I mean they asked him to strip and the girl didn't

[@NCRP710]

9:04 “sit down”

[@DrArachnid]

“Sit down…” 🗿

[@Buckeye725]

Steve putting on that belt while seated and before putting on his sock is insane

[@SAVUFILMS]

Steve rogers really let himself get captured by hydra again

[@pararigger64]

These movies are all set in “Enimiarea”. I love it!

[@mori5481]

Always the same symbol of a square with a cross in the middle too X)

[@waldornprime5567]

wonderful visual comedy with the secret police headquarters having a sign saying they are the secret police and where the headquarters are

[@tahoetom9932]

I’m surprised they didn’t check each shred of tobacco leaf with a magnifying glass for writing!

[@swaggydraggy69]

5:45 I like how the secret state police have signage denoting the headquarters of said secret state police

[@cosmic52208]

They weren’t actually *secret* police

[@bicpapermate]

Who takes off their pants while leaving their shoes on?

[@ezradickey505]

Me when I’m in a hurry

[@ashessakura7518]

I just assumed it’s because he wanted to leave his feet as covered as possible for as long as possible, yknow, because he had that thing on the bottom of his foot

[@gopro2804]

Steve

[@nullvid]

A spy

[@jeans9127]

Steve does

[@dustinatkinson5744]

10:20 I hope that German officer isn't smoking the cigarette the spy tried to earlier

[@jaguar5281]

ahahaha

[@TakoTrucker]

that would be kinda metal if he was

[@eznf98]

You see them open it up

[@jorikrouwenhorst7220]

Assistent director: "So we can do two things. We make the officer a German or a Japanese person, which one should we do? Movie director: "Yes."

[@Subsario]

> wants a chick > wanted by the secret police Hate when that happens, and worse, it happens ALL of the time to me 😅

[@talkaboutwacky]

“Headquarters of the Secret State Police” Yes, yes, very secret

[@5anjuro]

Elbonia claims Enemiarea is a rogue province that shall be "reunited" by force if necessary.

[@birbies]

was this before or after the ukraine war started that you posted this

[@rageagaintstheNWO]

"You're a SIMP Steve" Did i heard that right?

[@Jumpingonpaws]

Timestamp?

[@Legomilbase]

It’s funny that when they look at his feet and the guys scratching it, you’ll see that guys hand flinch in reaction to being tickled

[@martist911wasits-not-real4]

I had enhanced interrogation going through customs in Germany. Reexamine all my bags and contents, play 20 questions, X-ray my shoes again and started with the foot rub while submachine gun guy stood behind me and I started laughing hysterically. I told them I am very ticklish! I always got the special treatment.

[@raycavazos8927]

Someone please alert General Eisenhower that an enemy agent named Yo Utube has gained access to classified OSS material!

[@ethanglenn7299]

Bro you can literally see his balls at 11:02.

[@Tawanda470]

Not me using this as an Asmr sleep video 😅

[@chestnut4860]

11:04 Just fart right then and there, establish dominance.

[@thecommenter994]

That’s vile 💀😭

[@delavalmilker]

They left out the body cavity search. "Bend over, and say ahhhhh...."

[@Bougeeboi]

8:03 is when the exam starts :) for those who are inpatient like me lol

[@brf101]

Dammit Steve! You had one job!

[@AF-Twice]

14:27 - In real life I suspect when the naked eye fails, torture will commence before they bring out magnifying glasses and microscopes.

[@Robert-xp4ii]

Way to go Steve!

[@frederick6096]

Sarcasm 100

[@Meirstein]

"I'm just going to suspiciously look at my belt and not put it on, just like a normal person would do."

[@DogFromEbay]

11:02 when i have a bomb in my toe so the doctor has to check my ass

[@ronidude]

proud to be your first patreon :D keep up the amazing content :P

[@finalsphereps]

This camera is literally better than my camera

[@josephbateman7742]

I just realized the narrator said "everything, even your body..." Instead of "everything, even you..."

[@ViktorHartmann]

Not bad! The story captivated me immediately. The episode with the doctor games was a bit dry, but the film has good dynamics and the soundtrack is very interesting.

[@darkdogstudios]

So.. how did the bodysearch go Steve? … well, it was ok until they ripped my towel off… after that it was all a bit of a blur!

[@ggill1530]

Woman and Gun Man’s two best friends or two worst enemies my GrandDaddy always said Respect both

[@NIGHTOWL-jf9zt]

This makes me realize how lucky I am that my local police weren't this diligent. HEHEHE.

[@athenagreen5390]

This is the comment that concerns me the most.

[@mischalecterTV]

Cheeks with no gloves was wild

[@caitlyn1481]

1940s Director: yes this shows the perils of being a spy, a profession which costs many lives. People 80 years later: ASMR go BRRRRRR

[@freezingcathedral]

we're all just sitting here watching a dude get felt up by another dude.

[@Jumpingonpaws]

So true 💀

[@Jumpingonpaws]

Since it was illegal back then, they would have to disguise their love as something like this 😔🏳️‍🌈

[@Walker11904]

8:10 search start

[@kalebdegroot7825]

Anyone else use this video for ASMR?

[@spencerbrice5483]

Thought I was the only one lmao

[@he-mememan359]

Hahaha, I was about to say much the same myself.

[@he-mememan359]

@Pete Peter ASMR stands for Autonomous sensory meridian response, which is a pleasant feeling that some people receive when experiencing certain forms of stimuli.

[@he-mememan359]

@King Leopold Drink your beer boomer.

[@he-mememan359]

@King Leopold Take your viagra boomer.

[@RoseSharon7777]

LOL. I hope the body search actors got paid triple for this gig.

[@foxinabox0065]

My dumb ass would get assigned to a spy mission, get captured, and go "yeah i'm a spy but i kinda forgot why i'm here???" and probably wind up getting let go in the end 😂

[@johnnysunrocket8618]

11:11 Steve was disappointed hoping for more extensive probe for pleasure

[@webster9169]

7:20 so he took his pants and shirt off but still had the shoes on? Took the pants off over the shoes? Steves a odd one alright

[@lucianopaidinfull2308]

Can’t trust no hoe this applies to everyday life!!!

[@katkrause679]

Or an armed spy.

[@athenagreen5390]

I love how nazi-coded these guys are. Like, we know what the filmmaker was going for, but it still feels like I'm in on a big secret. Also, the ripping off of the towel is so entertaining.

[@JohnDoe-ligma]

That shit fucked me up. They deadass took a gander at his chocolate starfish

[@stickstories2750]

they riped it off like the table cloth trick

[@braineaterr]

that guard dude looked like he was enjoying it 🙁

[@jesushchrist285]

@@JohnDoe-ligma you know the real investigators did more than that, but they weren't gonna show it

[@samanthalines2150]

I'm loving this stuff How much happens in Enemy Area/ Enemy Town... this beats the crap out of eastenders any day Ty for posting

[@stickman3214]

I love how they decided to use "Enemy Area" instead of just... Germany. The uniforms and flags give away the inspiration somewhat.

[@MNM-lq9te]

At 4:42 there is a guard in the train station wearing an swastika armband so it weird why they changed the flags and and armband for the german secret police officer.

[@thecatfather857]

@@MNM-lq9te Likely an oversight.

[@thecatfather857]

@@MNM-lq9te Though the Lieutenant’s hat has it too, so now I’m not sure.

[@ASMR-ify]

Who knew years later random people on the internet would come together to enjoy this

[@mrmofo36]

steve: "got a light?" officer: "no smoking" a few minutes later- officer smoking nice touch

[@JohnDoe-ligma]

I how the secret police have a head quarters that literally says "secret police "

[@floridafrostbite8002]

13:29 they probably did find something with that light, it just came from the date

[@Rhen-6283]

11:00 what kids think a prostate exam is😂

[@lemur658]

you know what's a better way to deliver the message just remember it. there is no way that the investigator can probe your mind.

[@nickythehickey]

torture

[@MarkGarza94]

This is really amazing to watch.