Spy x Family ABRIDGED - Episode 02

[@weik-2936]

"The screams of the terrified 1% have lulled Anya to sleep, I have never loved another human life more"

[@senritsujumpsuit6021]

The episode every second you never know when another weirdly clever commentary satire slips in

[@ericschuller908]

That one reminded me of a moment I shared reading my then-four year old niece to sleep three years ago. This parody and the official release are full of feel-good crack.

[@RRios0027]

Terrorized*

[@devildogentertainment4904]

😂 DAMN CRYPTO

[@malakjriri7769]

How did Anya sleep

[@greenfolder2437]

"Master Swan, what's wrong? You've fainted all of a sudden." I love how Headmaster Evans is completely cool with gas-lighting for Henderson.

[@rbdaviesTB3]

He is the Cool Teacher after all

[@ChrisNewlin-l7r]

I wheeze-laughed at that ngl

[@Fridelain]

How it should have gone, everyone else agreeing he showed up drunk and tripped over the table.

[@kanedonnahue2712]

Anybody else hear, Davy Jones

[@izzynato9612]

Mr. Henderson- "Do you know what the number one killer of our species on this planet is" Yor- "Me" Loid- "Mosquitos" Mr. Henderson- "That's correct, diabetes" The fact that he said the mosquito would get diabetes if he drank Master Swans blood had me laughing 🤣🤣

[@jakariashafin1695]

Heh did he imply yor had diabetes.

[@avenlostaunau6244]

Same

[@jennabunny7840]

Cow: "Your family shall be spared in the uprising." Anya: "I like peanuts better." Cow: "Cheap and efficient protein... Sure we're not blood related?"

[@stoverthestovetop]

Loid was the one who said that last line I'm pretty sure, I could be wrong though

[@Wondrrboy]

It was Loid

[@smileyp4535]

I think loid was the one talking about the protein and being related

[@Shenzo.]

"Sorry, but my daughter wants to eat microplastics!" Probably has to be the best line i've ever heard

[@candyhu7247]

@Clawsome Cloud SAMEE-

[@parigill8326]

At 14:47

[@shadowldrago]

The "fat blood-sucking insect" line was PERFECT.

[@cyndaquil1433]

He really was a fat blood sucker who must be exterminated

[@ichibon1674]

And in the anime

[@SharowbladyeGaymerPorate]

Stand: Ultra Elegance. Stand User: Housemaster. Deals additional damage when maintaining anything elegant. Deals even more damage to those who have less elegance. Special attack: Elegant Drill. A precise multi attack able to penetrate even the toughest defences and each hit deals double damage of the previous one.

[@roseberzerker2989]

Absolutely underrated comment, also a totally feasible stand ability, though, in this abridged I'm pretty sure it's a quirk 🤣

[@silver8680]

I get yugiyo vibes lol 😅😂 now the trap card (elegant flash) any attack position card with less than 1 elegant point if removed from battle.

[@DragonPrinceZaCaliber]

I think that was a Dragon Ball reference, Ultra Instinct.

[@Bonewalker-2000]

​@DragonPrinceZaCaliber it'd be better as Ultra Dripstinct.

[@Captain-J-Amadaeus]

That double damage part is pretty broken, assuming a basic hit deals 5 damage, 10 consecutive hits would deal 5,120 damage

[@barelycontainedstupidity9249]

I guess that 14:34 is why Izuku Midoriya's father has not yet appeared in MHA cannon. Yor Forger killed him before cannon started. Inko should really tell him that Hisashi is dead.

[@Lemuel928]

So basically,Deku is literally fatherless..But yet,All for One still lives.

[@shadowkingdarksin3980]

he said mistress i'm still holding my zoro theory of being deku's daddy 😂

[@froggysupportelgbtq6960]

L moment (im joking)

[@rayfalikesmochi]

Bruh

[@cookieesme]

Omggggg thats so sad for poor deku

[@ashetwt3369]

“Mr.bear doesn’t like yo be deadnamed” literally the first 2min and I almost spat my drink out omg 😂

[@GG-zb1uy]

"Half of the nations GDP is being trampled down there. " Fuck that had me so bad.

[@e-train765]

"Yessss dommy mommy." I SPIT OUT MY DRINK!!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@senritsujumpsuit6021]

The best part is how perfectly said it was after Yor beat a Cow

[@edarddragon]

honestly if she pays the rent least i care

[@St4rforever147]

😂❤

[@charlieflickinger7372]

SAMEEE. 🤣😂🤣

[@BlackMoonHowls]

@@senritsujumpsuit6021 Boom! Phrasing!

[@Sharkiee-1]

The way she said” SORRY BUT MY DAUGHTER WANTS TO EAT MICROPLASTICS” had me laughing like the meanest person in the world just got their karma

[@conniespiritoso1748]

Yor - "Lord! The screams of a terrorized one percent lulled Anya to sleep. I've never loved another human life more." Honestly one of the sweetest and scariest lines of the video and I loved it!!!! XD Yor is best mom, Anya is a sweet little girl and Loid is amazing! XD

[@corvus1221]

That subtle nod to Will Smith slapping Chris Rock is a nice touch

[@GeekNewz]

Subtle?

[@corvus1221]

@@GeekNewz That meme is what I meant Loid's dialogue reminded me of that event

[@GeekNewz]

@@corvus1221 I know they were refrencing that meme but I don't see what was subtle about this

[@nicov5519]

And a jojo meme in the same minute

[@derekbates4316]

I'd love to go Will Smith & Jojo on the Attack on Titan author.

[@senritsujumpsuit6021]

The Crew nails this every VA gets the lines with so much emotion an naturality

[@MewVenus]

Yor here - bless your heart ❤️

[@EarlOfBassington]

[@meganknott1493]

this is the funniest anime ever created including the "KEEP MY FAMILYS NAME OUT YO FRIDAY MOUTH'' it got me dying so bad i was wheezing so bad

[@KikiOshiro]

Oh this isn't the real anime it's parody

[@ckadi25]

@@KikiOshiro what are you talking about

[@asuto1106]

@@ckadi25 i know it's 7 months later but in case you didn't know, this is a parody (fake/remade in a jokey way) version of the real anime, the real one is a lot more slower paced with a different story

[@arnezbridges93]

But to be fair the real scene is just as good.

[@Mimic_ahead]

"You stopped WW3 and saved the whole World from aliens" Loid:Naturally

[@mattdunkley130]

"Have they unlocked ultra elegance" that line got me

[@ericschuller908]

I plan on getting my mom to watch this show now that she's retired.

[@JoyRideEntertainment]

Word to your mother

[@manhuntruler2]

Swag

[@-M-X-L-]

@@JoyRideEntertainment hiii can u add episode 3 and other episode of this too I rlly like this but I can't find other episodes I only see them in ur channel

[@CompleteNimrod]

Retired from assassinations, or retired from spying?

[@ericschuller908]

@@CompleteNimrod, my mom worked in the online division of the public schools in my hometown. She did tutor me in swordsmanship when I was in college due to her experience in dancing, though. She would have been one hell of a fencer.

[@sweetaverly5073]

The part where Anya just pulled out a gun made laugh so hard I had to slap myself 57 times to stop

[@fierceditiesnaruto]

Your David Tennant Scrooge McDuck is a perfect fit for the house master! I love it!

[@menta617]

I can’t help but think he’ll make an appearance in the Aquarium. Since it sounds based off of David Tennant, and he also voiced a Penguin Documentary😂

[@MarkSiefert]

I thought they were going more for Sean Connery, but Tennant works to.

[@violetthebookcat7457]

That’s what’s I was thinking!! ITS SO PERFECT

[@roseberzerker2989]

​@@MarkSiefert I thought the same thing lol

[@Wondrrboy]

You mean Sean Connery

[@Bluedragon-sr2wz]

Ive actually been told "You dont pay rent so no input from you" AND I FEEL FOR YOU ANYA

[@riverbecomesastorm375]

"The Forger family is prepared for everything." That was the moment that broke me XD

[@jennabunny7840]

"Nothing more inelegant than a soft liver and a glass chin. Ultra Elegance is wasted on you, swine " - Elegant Headmaster

[@roseberzerker2989]

Easily my favorite quote that I will definitely be, well, lets call it replicating

[@kingdavidbeast_8220]

7:20 💯🔥The FAM got that ULTRA ELEGANT DRIP🔥💯

[@DinoDragon98]

This production does the insane quality of the original more than justice. Thank you.

[@Montesama314]

14:00 The top killer of humankind in the SpyxFamily world: Yor Forger, in a mosquito costume.

[@ben-taobeneton3945]

_"No more Metal Gear solid before bed"_ - We've all been there 👌😂

[@GeekNewz]

Ellegance-san is incredible... Wait! Yor is the reason Deku's dad is dead?!

[@Lemuel928]

And yet..Why All for One’s still alive?

[@GeekNewz]

@@Lemuel928 why do you think he wears so much life sustaining machinery?

[@copiumkiller]

The house master Henderson voice reminds Anderson from TFS Hellsing abridged.

[@manhuntruler2]

All cause of Micro chips ?!!

[@SabeNo-rh7mb]

@@GeekNewz Now we know why All For One does his work from the shadows. *He's too scared of running into Yor again!!!*

[@salvorhardim5014]

It took me a minute to connect Yor's answer about selfishly traumatizing an entire generation of families to the question "How would you help Anya pass?" and realize what she meant. But once I did, I couldn't stop laughing.

[@Takamiko22]

They're dripped out of their minds 😂😂😂

[@Lemuel928]

HOLY DRIP!

[@darkmage9252]

Ultra Dripstinct

[@ProfSir1]

When I tell you I audibly screamed when the Supreme drip came out, I did.

[@bup8172]

why is them saying Dommy Mommy so funny edit: THEY PULLED OUT DRIP LMAO

[@roseberzerker2989]

I absolutely died XD

[@darkmage9252]

Ultra Dripstinct

[@dipdop9734]

The actual dubs on the show are pretty good. But I unironically prefer this voice for Loid over the actual VA

[@bree5169]

who ever did the cc deserves a raise i kept giggling so much

[@TheDevilsGreatestTrick]

I wouldn't necessarily call Yor "Dommy Mommy", aside from a certain Umbra Witch. Buuuut, considering she can kick my ass in a single breath...she gets a pass. 👍

[@GreatGamer28]

11:30 I appreciate that even the abridged version kept the emotions of this scene. It's perfect.

[@MewVenus]

Literally Yor is the role giving me life again. Also...y'all ain't even ready for ep 3, lemme tell ya 😏

[@Lemuel928]

Actually..He shouldn’t watch Attack On Titan Episodes anymore,they’re too dank as dope like Eren’s drip.

[@shadowkingdarksin3980]

check out their drip 😎😂😂

[@alexcrespoisplusultra4156]

Yor killed Deku's dad 😲😲😲😲😲

[@ajanis95]

You're killing it with the role. Feels like a natural fit.

[@MewVenus]

@@ajanis95 😭💖

[@Timiboy]

4:28 "this is what i deserve for indulging on free lunch programs" LMFAOOOO

[@Weird_Jellyfish]

Gold

[@LightningFastStudios]

the reason why this abridged series is so great is that it's just a far, far dumber retelling of the actual plot of the show

[@angeliparraguirre7329]

Having that aot bit at the start like that was cruel! This is such a good follow-up, got me smiling from ear to ear.

[@wgs5643]

2:08 why does that sound like accurate Yor dialogue

[@ethownzbh]

Their snarky social commentary definitely works a lot better in the setting of Spy x Family than it does in My Hero lol

[@Mikunoelnightcore]

11:30 the subtitle of the year!😂😂😂😌✨

[@Kohl293]

The catboys framed at the end made me lose my mind your parodies are god damn magical

[@JoyRideEntertainment]

Episode 03 is available on Patreon NOW: www.patreon.com/posts/67811738 Due to copyright, we don't know when it will be available on KZbin. MHA: Heroes Rising ABRIDGED will also be arriving on Patreon next week.

[@shadowkingdarksin3980]

dummy mommy is smart and strong reminds me of my mom oh shit its her birthday 😱

[@TinklyBinkly]

2nd

[@JJKILLYSM]

I dont have this sadly

[@Diamond_Doodles]

"ONE OF THE APLICANTS WITHDREW DUE TO A GRIZZLY MURDURRRRRR! 😄🎉" Such an underrated line XD

[@shinatina2466]

I had to pause and go back just to be sure I heard right😂😂😂

[@Wondrrboy]

So that's what happened to Deku's dad.

[@CloudyIssues]

“GET MY FAMILYS NAME OUT YO F*CKING MOUTH” I love that reference xD

[@malakamr993]

IT GOT ME DYING WITH LAUGHTER WHEN HE SAID " mOsqUIEEtos". I CANT.

[@shadowneko831]

13:33 that is some good art work XD

[@TiagkoMLB]

It is 😂

[@ashetwt3369]

That’s why he hung it up in their house at the end 😌👌

[@shadowneko831]

@@ashetwt3369 so true XD

[@itzpeachynae8861]

I mean I don't blame him like is hot....

[@someotherworldlybeing3167]

@@itzpeachynae8861 AYO

[@ruben27lozano]

11:26 that will smith references 😂

[@gabthegreat01]

12:22 “You made one mistake Mr Swan. Just one. You really, really, inelegantly pissed me off...”

[@AgntFL]

7:21 apparently Slick Goku lent the Forger family some clothes from his new line

[@justacake16]

“NO MORE METAL GEAR SOLID BEFORE BED” is my new favourite line

[@e_rinn]

Okay, but the “I’m flattered?” And the picture really cracked me up 😂

[@EldurThePaladin]

8:30 That Borat reference had me ROLLING. 💀

[@wolfjacket551]

13:34 I’m...flattered What an Elegant way to say WTF

[@aidenward8765]

Has this family reached ULTRA ELEGANCE 😂😂😂

[@minimonster3466]

A PAPERCUT ACROSS THE EYELIDS IS QUICK AND MINIMUM PAIN WHAT. BRO I FELT THOSE WORDS I NEED THERAPY NOW

[@xxsemxx02]

The fact that they keept the original line from loyd when exiting the interview proves it was the best posible one :D

[@wicked.a950]

Certified fresh Just the right amount of water Makes me feel like *Batman* Thats exactly the kind of comment I like to read when ordering food

[@kraigshall]

"school has radicalized me." Said every damn millennial for the past 10 years.

[@RRios0027]

It all continued with a bad game of chicken

[@MewVenus]

Damn, our fans are still funnier than us 😭

[@animecore85]

Amazing Job. Please get episode 3 up soon. This shit is so good.

[@JoyRideEntertainment]

Pray for us, YT's copyright is ruthless :'(

[@bhuincho3]

This is amazing. Outstanding! Ultra Elegant!! Cannot wait for episode 3!!

[@thebabysleepingpanda]

9:54 I just can't help but appreciate Loids face here

[@adventwolfbane]

It is funny that Yor hmphed at the end when Loid said Anya was the one carrying the family.

[@beemartin.]

Yor as a history/Horror teacher 3:44

[@JoyRideEntertainment]

Get a girl who can do both

[@ChaoticEvo]

​@@JoyRideEntertainmentunrelated but, do you know someone like that?

[@ben-taobeneton3945]

*Supreme drip* 👌😂 Loid: _"I'm a stoic Sigma"_ hahaha I lost🤣

[@psychogamer7213]

0:24 He has a point. Your brain while sleeping would be on Kojima Steroids all night.

[@gunguntrio1247]

I remember back in the day playing Sons of Liberty. It was already somewhat late when I beat the game, but doing so also unlocked a bunch of files in regards to some of the other characters. I spent the next hour or so just reading all of that and then going to bed afterwards. Man, I miss Metal Gear.

[@psychogamer7213]

Oh, don't be sad. We have SURVIVE. We DEFINITELY can have TONS of fun spending money for SAVE SLOTS. that was my best attempt at Sarcasm btw. But in all seriousness, We're getting a remake of the 3rd game. It might be good.

[@gunguntrio1247]

@@psychogamer7213 Survive was a joke. And in all honesty, I hated 5 as well. Fun gameplay, won't even deny that, but the story was just dumb and lackluster. I am looking forward to the remake. It was my favorite of the series. It's a shame they're reusing old audio though instead of rerecording it. They could have added more content. But I guess I'll take what I can get. Especially if this means Konami is getting back into games again. Silent Hill, Metal Gear remake, now all we need is some Castlevania.

[@psychogamer7213]

But I'm pretty sure they're prioritizing Silent hill. There's like one remake and 2 new titles coming for it and only one for metal gear. Silent hill might actually be the face of their company now.

[@gunguntrio1247]

@@psychogamer7213 It does seem like they're more focused on Silent Hill at the moment, although that's not necessarily a bad thing. Both series are great but Metal Gear's story has been told unless they just want to move away from Snake onto a new hero. For a while I was pretty salty with Konami not putting anything out but seeing companies like SquareEnix and Ubisoft just milk their title and do the bare minimum outside of making something pretty, I've come to respect their decision. At least they're not looking to actively exploit their customers like a lot of triple A studios now.

[@NightingaleSunset]

When the abridged series itself can't really make a joke out of a moment like making Anya cry, you know it was important lol

[@fluteninja4751]

Has a best friend that gave him cancer which ended up being his quirk, gets pepper sprayed by a young feminist, almost breaks his entire body to save that said feminist, dies after falling, fails the entrance exam, almost gets sued by the same feminist, gets dusted to death, revealed that his cancer was all a set-up, gets accidententally thrown at a bus after his best friend said he wouldn't hurt him anymore, gets punched in the YKW by a kid, and now revelead that he has a father who died from assassination? Good lord, Midoriya cannot catch a break.

[@someotherworldlybeing3167]

AND THEN HE GETS KILLED BY YOR

[@PabloHernandez-gl5ij]

Why the hell am I crying? this is in Abridge series for crying out loud and it's got me wallowing up in tears.

[@komoriarschlos]

This vid just proves how much we all love Yor, can't wait for the next vid

[@nahte724]

I freaking love everything about the entire interview scene

[@Kenjidrpz]

14:38- ….now we know who midoriyas dad is…and where he went..

[@sonic555105]

Well if I had to say one thing about episode 2 is that just like the first one it is amazing spectacular and I can see my view rate of this series in the thousands also love the metal gear opening

[@ishanaprabhakar7542]

I'm LOVING all the dunking on the rich that's going on

[@milesmonster3027]

12:32 the most elegant Jojo reference

[@Miaa5683.]

Honestly, when I saw like my friends talking about, I thought this would be like more mature, but wouldn’t dumb it down for kids but like just buy me seeing how funny this is I like it a lot

[@CommisarHood]

Ah yes my favorite Spy X Family Abridged episode "English"

[@Gamegod-st1hz]

Grizzled Anya holding a gun is now my favorite screenshot I have

[@dalekxic5690]

Has this family unlocked ULTRA ELEGANCE?!

[@fierceditiesnaruto]

2:33 Yor is such a romantic! X'D

[@Yorunami-star]

“Is this girl serious” says anya “Ok dommy mommy” says Loid

[@mobtroneyt4605]

00:43, this yor is a true woman of culture

[@thecouncilofkings]

No comments on Yor killing deku's dad, and deku wanting to be King of the Cops. There are too many references 14:45

[@charlieflickinger7372]

'Hold on tightly to this Junior. ELE-GEN-CE-GEN-CE-GEN-CE-CE-CE-CE.' 'Master Swan what's wrong you fainted all of the sudden.' I'm fucking crying from laughing.

[@silversanime1014]

Another banger episode, you guys produce this stuff way to well XD

[@a.h.s.3006]

Subtitles: 11:20 I absolutely love the Snakes on Plane reference

[@Yesssssssssssssssserrrr]

"THIS IS THE TOILET FROM WHERE ALL ARE JOKES COME!" GOT ME DYING😂

[@MajinnTheBlack28]

Damn! This family stay DRIPPIN!

[@izzy6729]

"Get my familys name out ya f****** mouth"... Will Smith??

[@nipom-8201]

The interview part was oddly even more wholesome than the actual episode???? Lol

[@neutralnarwhal8184]

Just realized that Loud Forger is a scab. A trait worse than any amount of murder Yor could commit.

[@Adog234]

8:31 god, that reference hits different now.

[@innovator90]

Hahahahaha! I couldn’t stop laughing! This was awesome. Headmaster Henderson reminded me of Father Anderson for the Hellsing Abridged.

[@xBethanx]

"Sorry But My Daughter Wants To Eat MicroPlastics"💀

[@Kyle-Broflovski.]

15:19 LOL-

[@JaStrykr0]

THE SEVEN PAGE ELEGANCE WAS AWESOME