Squid Awards [EP. 2] 🦑 Motorcycle Stuntriding Crashes

[@BannWorthRulz]

Damn Steve and his brakes, can you believe that guy.

[@dignanzero1445]

Yeah fuck Steve, his super shitty brakes totally caused his buddy to dump the bike.

[@patrickdecambra2219]

I heard the guy say that and all I can think was biggest douchebag in the world. LOL

[@paulcompme856]

hehehe. YEAH, Damn Steve your brakes suck. They really suck now after you crashed my bike. What a real looser.

[@dynaguy209]

BRAAAH!!! Lmfao falls off grabs grom, then throttles it into a parked car.... PRICELESS, had me rolling

[@Weekenday]

Lmao need an 85cc the gram looks like yoo much power

[@handsomejack7932]

I like how much protective gear these geniuses wear :)

[@daveboracay2132]

They don't want to interfere with natural selection.

[@peterroycroft6433]

Wouldn't be squid awards, otherwise....!

[@squidmissile-ik7tr]

Can't move around in leathers and riding boots.

[@peterroycroft6433]

@@squidmissile-ik7tr Can't move around much when you're dead....

[@Ilovestuntriding]

You us stunt riders don’t care about gear

[@Mafaldine]

He falls off the bike so naturally she immediately loops a wheelie and totals the bike. Solidarity like that is rare.

[@oldaxehead655]

I understand all the fun that comes with this shit, but for the life of me I don't understand why so many people skip the riding boots. If you break your ankle you're looking at minimum 3 months of issues, and then therapy for a while... Don't fuck up your feet.

[@zayedbinazad4822]

And your palms , if you skin those bye bye to daily chores and shit you do .

[@AlxndrHQ]

@everyday tenor 😂😂😂

[@peterroycroft6433]

@@everydaytenor8862 😅😅😅😅

[@MrExEssex]

"I DON'T STOP FOR COPS" - No you don't. You stop by falling off your bike like a total and utter twat. Much more sensible. Well done.

[@noeleenbatchelor3736]

Ex Essex I love the video of the guy sticking a “I don’t stop for cops” sticker on the cop car then full throttling it like he robbed a bank, hits a island in the middle of the road and stacks it, can’t restart his bike, skitches for a while then abandons it to jump on the back of another in order to get away. “I don’t stop for cops” but he damn well stopped quick smart.

[@mikeshogunlee]

Link?

[@imatlastheyote]

1:55 the face of someone who knows they're about to get severe permanent brain damage

[@Sacapuntas69]

I get a warm feeling inside each time one crashes!

[@dman117zx6]

To new riders, if you're gonna go on a group ride with a bunch of squids either stay at the very front or back of the pack

[@kameronmoon7293]

To new riders, if you're gonna go on a group ride with a bunch of squids, don't.

[@marcosmartorell9036]

Kameron Moon always the back, not the front

[@chrishanson435]

The guys scrambling to pick up pieces of their bike remind me of the guy in Saving Private Ryan scrambling to pick up his arm on Omaha beach.

[@suomiman100]

1:08 at this moment the girl was like ''oh yeah my bike now, lets pop a wheelie!''

[@larrybanks8176]

why didn't she hit the fucking brakes though

[@suomiman100]

Larry Banks she clearly cant ride and maybe panicked?

[@toadamine]

Larry Banks she's probly never ridden a bike and had no idea what to do... she grabbed the handle and it bucked so she held on as tight as she could... the real question is why would the guy let her on a bike without gear? hurting yourself is fine, hurting other people who don't fully understand the nature of the situation isn't...

[@galenkia]

Johan He's the fucking rider!!,he is responsible for the passenger!.

[@Honk1117]

Was it a girl or a child, why were they riding in the front

[@mr.reality9741]

Squids keep the plastic industry booming.

[@eddyram4932]

1:59 that's the face of "I done fucked up" 😂

[@HGFEEDC]

"Not my fault I wrecked your bike because your bike sucks anyway"

[@rickyw.2631]

That last one was the best, Love it when no one gets hurt!

[@ajhill5094]

Coming soon to a craigslist near you!

[@peglegjim3124]

I’ve been riding for 52 years. I went thru a squid stage, but it lasted about a month. Then I started attending funerals for the guys in the group. Learn or die. Simple choice.

[@HighAway]

How many was that??? Can't be more than one!

[@toadamine]

so many flying shoes!! more throttle! 😂

[@jtrentha]

toadamine why these fools don't wear appropriate footwear or at the least just lace their shoes is a mystery to me - this is not skateboarding.....

[@chloecodilla9089]

The last one deserves the squid award 🏍

[@ItsClumsy]

3:31 you slick bastard, i love the saveee 😂😂

[@hariharanb785]

4:00 "Don't mind me, I just wanted to take a nap."

[@Cruz474]

awhh man, was really rooting for the last guy. Atleast it was a small drop, minimal damage if any.

[@daffagaming9590]

Chicago Skater

[@achkind6067]

4:25 ahhaha amazing

[@monopolymoney2703]

Crashes friends bike. Then says your breaks suck

[@larrybanks8176]

exactly what I was thinking

[@canis8307]

hey if the brakes suck, the brakes suck. lmao

[@monopolymoney2703]

BloodMoon Wolf lmao my first bike had a drum brake in the back... talk about bad brakes that bitch would lock up so easily

[@jurgenbuntinx1]

Easiest way to say it was not his mistake the wheelie failed... so the friend wouldnt be angry

[@TheShulg]

drum breaks have more breaking power, so you had good breaks

[@matt23540]

I had to watch 1:08 like 3 times before I could work out WTF was going on lol. I thought it was 2 separate crashes.

[@lukeoftheyear199]

matt23540 farout so did I. It looks like the second rider of the bike appears out of nowhere then crashes the bike haha...she musta been on the main seat with the guy controlling the bike from the pillion position

[@matt23540]

LOL It's because her clothes are the same colour as the bike so when he first pulls the wheelie she's almost invisible. I bet she had some crazy road rash!

[@lukeoftheyear199]

matt23540 all she had to do was roll it to the side of the road and stop, nope, had try her own wheelie after she ditched him haha

[@Chief305]

Yea she was in the main seat. She probably didn’t have the slightest clue on what to do

[@bigboy9842]

Yeah he pops the wheelie falls off, she doesnt know how to ride whiskey throttles and pops a wheelie and crashes

[@natemehaffey3793]

Love watching empty headed squid.

[@D.G0]

nate mehaffey hurts to see those bikes get abused though... fucking squids....

[@Guiltless765]

I find it more than funny every time I see people wreck with no leather on. 😂😂😂

[@hxlfstxp]

0:47 What it feels like to chew 5 Gum. Stimulate your senses XD

[@topdoge2632]

4:00 lmao he really thought he could make it.

[@moosa2130]

If you watch this a wheelie, you’ve earned an asphalt kiss

[@raymondp5973]

Go down, get right back up! 💯

[@enthusia86]

It's the adrenaline.

[@therealkzero]

Guy falls: Nothing Woman falls: OHHHHH FUUUCCK!!!

[@faridb40]

LMFAO 1:04 the sign reads "WATCH FOR MOTORCYCLES" ...the irony

[@faceless3239]

its always the dudes with the sports bikes lmao

[@mrantone916]

My tailbone hurt watching these! 😱

[@StReEtReApEr12R]

the last dude literally laid his bike over on the stunt cage and rolled onto the ground lmao wtf

[@ShadowboltChoco]

These guys are why my insurance is so high.

[@thalliumrc3981]

2:20 wasnt very squid like to me, he was at least nice enough to do it in a back lot.

[@coreypierce4888]

and in full gear

[@CAPDude44]

Doing any stunts at all though is a bit squiddy

[@ShellShock794]

@@CAPDude44 Eh, not really. If you're just minding your own business in some backlot with full gear then I think that's totally fine and a lot of fun. It's only when you start trying to do that shit on a public road that you become a complete jackass

[@danielsilvis203]

What cracks me up even more is when they go on Facebook and complain that they have road rash looking for sympathy and get pissed when you suggest the wear gear.

[@wave2k]

Never really been into the whole wheelie thing, I guess this is the reason why. Fun to watch though, can't say I'd be to happy if a squid crashed into me acting a fool though .

[@KC_Smooth]

I respect the guys that fall in safe areas like parking lots or closed roads. It’s the dudes that race on public roads that are the worst.

[@2wheelobsessed]

Those bikes are all on Craigslist with Chinese plastics saying garage kept never abused 😂

[@brandoloudly9457]

i'd take a few of these babies

[@f3rnandope529]

What's so bad about chinese plastics?

[@kent4089]

almost everything is manufactured in china stop it

[@TM-sp4si]

China literally has buildings falling apart and products that break incredibly easily and you're wondering why he's talking bad about Chinese parts...? ..... Okay.

[@jasonkim11]

Immaculate condition, never taken to the track, never been dropped, runs like new - pretty much every ad for a sports bike

[@NathanChisholm041]

I love fishing for squids!

[@TheMatrixcube]

Just disovered this youtube channel !! Pure gold ! Love it 🔥🔥🔥

[@Totone56]

4:00 was amazing. This guy has a bike bike, but doesn't even know how to handle it ...

[@johanz2460]

Ikr dude cant even do that corner right

[@sambelabc_01]

But at least he's not a squid :)

[@giorgig4828]

Average gixxer owner lol these mfs are giving this beautiful bike a bad rep

[@colbyhillegas3336]

Grom one was funny love the ending lol

[@tooge47]

Being an idiot isn't a requirement for riding a sport bike, but it sure helps

[@C4H10N4O2]

Honestly, you have to be at least a bit dumb to ride a motorcycle. That's not a smart way to travel, just a cool one.

[@xYZFxrider]

dumb cause its more dangerous?

[@phillipsmith4473]

@@xYZFxrider Exactly, specially when fuckwads risk getting killed or turned into vegetables because they are way too "cool" to use helmets.

[@تحياتيلمندمرحياتيابوحسن]

mark marchiafava سورة

[@تحياتيلمندمرحياتيابوحسن]

الحب

[@howarethingsindenver]

1:57 PURE GOLD

[@hariharanb785]

5:18 that supposed to be a seduction move??? 😅

[@stonwall9065]

Squid 🦑 mating ritual

[@wubanga10154]

And people wonder why drivers hate bikers.

[@officebear4637]

lol darwin awards left and right

[@joevasconcelos3409]

This is why my front wheel stays on the ground, your wallet will love you

[@king513james7]

The shoes always come off 🤣

[@canis8307]

this is what stunt cages and gear is for, damn squids.

[@navykeef]

The satisfaction I get watching these is amazing.

[@ANDREWEBSTER]

the shoes always fall off first lmao

[@MsSossego]

The last one was terrifying

[@damasogarcia8844]

It amazes me how people crash their bike doing wheelies and the other rides act like super surprised when it happens. Like wtf did you expect?

[@Chance-ry1hq]

This is the best video ever, I hope this happens to every one of those riders in those f*cking motorcycle mobs.

[@redskinStu]

Bare arms, blue Icon gloves...YYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH

[@patriot9238]

Hey, glad I'm not the only one who has rolled one over

[@quadrifter8314]

BIGGEST AND MOST BRUTAL CRASH at 4:00

[@White_Owl217]

4:00 all lean zero turn, never ride again

[@thejman5552]

Bike went exactly where he was looking

[@jacobnunya808]

He was curious about those gas prices.

[@idolnash13]

Are u referring to counter steering? Because from my understanding it’s physically impossible to lean a bike and “somewhat “ w/o first counter steering in a sense

[@eriktruchinskas3747]

@@idolnash13 watch twist of the wrist you can hang off the side of a bike and barely turn. He didnt turn the handles hence he went in a straight line

[@AngrySkipperGC]

sammy smith bro... he’s talking about leaning his body off the bike without steering the bike. In any event, he was going too fast into that corner to make it anyway without washing off speed.

[@gagerenninger549]

1:00 A lot happens in 20 seconds. Money flying in the air and 2 ppl crashing hhaha

[@slamboy66]

At 4:00 squid takes new bike too fast into turn then doesn't even know how to reset tip sensor.

[@schmeedty]

"your brake sucks dude" lolll

[@PassThePurp945]

At whatever? "Your brakes suck dude" no sir you do!

[@edmundkonkolich8743]

Let's do the math: 1) Motorcycle - 2 tires. 2) Earth - 1 ground. Tires - soft & squishy. Ground - hard & unforgiving 2 tires + ground = works just fine, plenty enough control. *Advantage - motorcycle. 1 tire + ground = higher than normal potential for PAIN. So, even though numbers are equal. . . *Advantage - ground.

[@andry_4521]

Awesome 😂😂😂😂😂

[@charlesdahmital8095]

That last one. He was practicing his 'Neymar' roll.

[@Rekaert]

Confucius say, "Man who ride bike like Squidiot, feel shame of road-rash upon face."

[@drumsnbass]

Squids count among their best friends the guys at the dealer parts counters, and ER docs.

[@rootytootyfreshnfruity9480]

That random bag of money @1:08 Is that what motorcycles are like?

[@bergeracvandamme]

The one at 4:24 had me crying 😂

[@tonytafoya6217]

Wowee! These bikes go zero to junk in just two seconds!!

[@vess2067]

Should be titled, "How to turn your bike into a piece of trash in five seconds".

[@007scallywag]

Have you ever seen so many cowards with no license plates .

[@dylanbenker2043]

1:01 money flies everywhere

[@poserwanabe]

"honey what's for dinner""squid"

[@Jamjam6]

So what did we learn, to stop doing wheelies. Lol

[@MrCaptainCrazy]

I love group rides, but with all good comes bad.

[@BAPHOMET-tr7ci]

time to call daddy for a new bike

[@jackydefo]

why do people's shoes keep falling off? can you not tie your laces?

[@XtreeM_FaiL]

JayDee Sneekers are not riding boots.

[@SuperMegaSammy]

I have seen boots fly off when seen motorcycle rider got t-bone awhile back it happen in Hartford CT.

[@deanthompson88]

@@SuperMegaSammy They must have been some terrible slip on fashion shit because if a motorbike boot comes off in a crash then the foots inside it.

[@surellow]

That last one tho... lolz

[@jbl6399]

Thought that grom sounded sweet, turned out was the camera mans zx

[@danielsilvis203]

Great title!

[@dustinscheller7795]

Haha that guy was like nice my girl just has to slow down and park and everything will be good.......

[@tuanz8009]

The squid said ''your brake suck dude''

[@AngrySkipperGC]

5:20 beautiful stuff.

[@JohnDoe-cx7vq]

5:19 I was just waiting for him to yell ( help me Tom Cruise I'm on fire) lmao

[@djlancer88]

lol oh man the clip with the girl, bet she was wearing flip flops

[@foil666]

Pulling wheelies in a t-shirt, no gloves and tenis shoes. That's pretty smart.

[@kongzillagod]

You goooood brooooo

[@maxrockatanski9422]

Is it really worth the risk of damage and injury?

[@joshbennett1049]

What I imagine when a for sale ad says only laid down once.

[@oweng2290]

I watch these videos so that I know to not be a squid.

[@MattyH1992]

Watching squids wreck is one of the greatest things.

[@XtreeM_FaiL]

Crashbars check, T-shirt check. Ok, good to go.

[@slamboy66]

I've rode for 40 years and don't feel bad for one of these riders.

[@bth9101]

All those bikes for sale on Craigslist. OBO and never laid down. Lmao