How I Killed Half This Server with a Birthday Party

Last month I joined the Lifesteal SMP, a server where most people fight with swords and potions and shields. But Not Me. I am Different. I am insane perhaps... And so instead of getting my first kills on that server by actually fighting someone, me and a player called Wemmbu devised a plan. An Evil Plan. The Most Devilish of Plans. And this plan was... My Birthday Party.
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I put a lot of love into this video I really hope you like it :'D

[@jumperwho]

The lifesteal fnaf lore gotta be the best arc of all time

[@StanTheManExtra]

It’s now canon that PrinceZam is chica

[@folayemiadeniyi-z8p]

Hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor

[@jameschin1046]

The people who lost all their hearts reside there

[@Pigcat45]

😂😂😂

[@OpalescentVGC]

Fellow British Fnaf Minecraft fan!!

[@wemmbumc]

this is one of the lifesteal traps of all time

[@friskundertale1]

one of the traps of time

[@da_wolfe5128]

omg he didnt write a hole ahh story in the comments letsgooo -jk -lh

[@Totallynota_Gh0st]

The man behind the wemmbu

[@PonTheGachaMachine]

you are literally the purple guy lmao

[@leafsilvery]

one of the of time

[@TheAdvertisement]

"Do you think this person is capable of murder? These people didn't. These people are dead." Genuinely what a badass cold open.

[@ultrainstinctgoku8452]

reversible blue repulse red PURPLE destorys you for saying are badword

[@SproutiusShrubiusthe16th]

​@@ultrainstinctgoku8452 I had a stroke reading this and died

[@liynconreading4476]

@@ultrainstinctgoku8452 the fuck are you saying

[@ultrainstinctgoku8452]

@@liynconreading4476 hollow purple...

[@ultrainstinctgoku8452]

@@liynconreading4476 its are move made by gojo

[@ShelbyLikesStuff]

8:52 the way Squiddo just lost the persona as a sweet little noob and showed a dark and evil side seems so… MMMMMMM SCRUMPTIOUS you know?

[@cheesypies]

I knooowww i love it, especially since shes already chaotic in her other videos its great that now shes eevilll >:) hope shell get into more crazy shenanigans

[@ShelbyLikesStuff]

@cheesypies5166 LifeSteal has unlocked that in her >:)

[@Titanqman921]

​@@EpicBrosYTWho am l?

[@Titanqman921]

​@@cheesypiesWho am l?

[@Titanqman921]

​@@ShelbyLikesStuffWho am l?

[@purplepedantry]

Squiddo is the Grian of the Lifesteal SMP. silly, but deadly.

[@purplepedantry]

And Spring Bonnie, apparently.

[@purplepedantry]

AND Diocletian, so it seems.

[@ciaraan]

@@Mouseymusethe most terrifying.

[@Titanqman921]

​@@purplepedantryWho am l?

[@Titanqman921]

​@@ciaraanWho am l?

[@Megamind283]

Damn... Can't believe you were the Squiddo behind the slaughter 😞

[@LeaFelix-dc9zk]

Me neither

[@Hamdidittoo]

No wonder why squiddo shirt are orange

[@Ichim8]

I guess an imposter took their life away

[@Sussyboi_09]

and it was the purple guy that created her

[@VisStinkyHeheh.mp4]

​@@Hamdidittoodsaf refrence

[@strangecolouredbird]

"I'm naive, a pacifist and a little bit stupid" Best qualities a person can have

[@rosegray4061]

Sounds like the protagonist of a YA fiction novel lol

[@arifi3441]

​@@rosegray4061isekai protag

[@Titanqman921]

​@@rosegray4061Who am l?

[@Sunny4408_]

​@@Titanqman921you're gay

[@JulianBiancheri]

​@@Titanqman921Nobody asked

[@TheHollowBro]

I really love how her main motivation is "it would be really funny"

[@Titanqman921]

​@allyart5904Who am l?

[@shampoo2370]

​@allyart5904jester penetrate????

[@chocolatemilkman680]

​@@Titanqman921 you are ​ @Titanqman921

[@vampxo222]

thats why wemmbu and squiddo were teammates frfr

[@dysfunktionalfg9537]

It would be so awesome, it would be so cool

[@LukeIsntSmart]

"Didn't you get spawn killed?" *"I did, but he said sorry!"* Man Squiddo is my role model

[@homedurrani9917]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ZendilofRealms]

"Peace" The word that does... *Not* describe Squiddo at all

[@tripled2096]

the fact that this wasn't just some death pit, but a full-on freddy's location, with every part of it including the death trap itself being fnaf themed was so good

[@bendysstuffyt]

6:49 oh my god this 8-bit fnaf part was amazing, the details look like scott actually made that

[@herothecrow994]

I love all of the more fully animated bits that the more recent videos have had! Also, the poetry of her yelling “YOU I D I O T S” while finale plays is wonderful

[@Voidistick]

fitting when the song "You Idiot" plays 2 songs before Finale

[@Big_floppa8492]

WE'RE GETTING KILLED BY OMEGA FLOWEY WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@SpamtonClassic1987]

She became flowey

[@mateopena7548]

IN THIS WORLD...

[@charziz6693]

The production values in this are insane, you made enough pixel art for an entire FNAF game just for that one 50 second sequence explaining the plan we knew already

[@connortg5]

wow, this was an awesome video, so cool to see squiddo go on her "quiet kid at school" arc, it's just a shame that now literally nobody on lifesteal will trust her and at least 12 will probably be coming for her head

[@Quizzicalotl]

She even had a "Don't come to school tomorrow" bit!

[@Youhadabadday2021]

Nah, considering everyone's reactions, I think they'll be quick to forgive her since literally all the signs were there to it being a trap in retrospect, and they walked into it like idiots. Especially if she confesses she let two people live specifically because they helped her when she needed it the most.

[@ShelbyLikesStuff]

There’s only at least a few SMPs my brain rot saw and clung onto (one more than others) and with Squiddo LifeStealSMP may become one of them, Squiddo was part of the reason one of those SMPs consumed my brain as much as it did so I wouldn’t be surprised is they manage to drag me at least a bit into LifeSteal

[@riverbytheocean]

squiddo prefers she/they according to her twitter btw !

[@ShelbyLikesStuff]

Tysm!!

[@ShelbyLikesStuff]

Tysm!!

[@ShelbyLikesStuff]

Tysm!!

[@Beannut]

​@@riverbytheoceanI prefers Noone/ask btw ! =✓=

[@Mielle_65]

The way she said "YOU IDIOTS!!!" while Finale played actually seemed like a flowey moment

[@domi-no1826]

9:00 i love how she genuinely started sounding like flowey

[@XSRplayz]

Bro fr

[@PrinceZam]

sqyuddo my favorite lifesteal member :D

[@Krenthor]

Ooooooooooo I’m going to tell everybody else on lifestyle

[@BlinciMinecraft]

8:54 POV: Squiddo doing a really good Flowey impression

[@ifu138]

I love how Squiddo is like "I didn't want to kill ash or pangi so I told them not to come" and there's a whole segment about dissuading ash... but pangi comes and gets killed without it being acknowledged hahaha

[@vivi_needssleep]

I love seeing a peaceful and kind player finally show their dark and sadistic side! Awesome video :DD

[@Guywhocantthinkofaname]

Not only does a Purple Person attempt to kill a ton of people, an ORANGE person helps them (DSaF reference!1!1!1!)

[@renellabsol1081]

This genuinely might be one of my top 5 favourite lifesteal videos of all time the art, editing and story telling was insanely good

[@Sillyguyb]

The DSAF music whenever squiddo and Wemmbu messed around was perfect Cant wait to watch Wemmbu and Squiddo toss Mapicc into thengrand canyon

[@justaperson145]

why, hello there old sport

[@hedgehogfamily6775]

Wait this is a series. I’m excited to see what shenanigans you get up to!❤

[@fredbread2112]

2:43 Seeing Wemmbu as "Vincent" was VERY nastolgic

[@Dave_DingleVille]

Roses are red Cactuses are tingly Holy sh** that escalated quickly

[@someonedraws]

It's the squiddo behind the slaughter 💜🧡

[@louzo5175]

reminds me of dsaf a game squido playd were u play as a orange man who helps purple guy kill the kids! also ourple guy from that games theme was used at the end(that silly bom bom bwam bwaaam music)

[@someonedraws]

​@@louzo5175 I think i understand😅 Thx for the info though

[@ProwlingPixel69]

69 likes

[@Titanqman921]

​@@louzo5175Who am l?

[@Titanqman921]

​@@someonedrawsWho am l?

[@unknown_creator1237]

An orange person helping a purple guy with murder...... OLD SPORT!!!

[@ItalyTordy]

The quality of this video literally skyrockets out of the roof, HOW IS THIS SO PERFECTLY EDITED????

[@krzysc2007]

Seeing squiddo make the best KZbin videos just makes me happy keep up the amazing work squiddo ❤

[@seagummy]

"YOU IDIOTS!!!!!!" sounded so flowey-like omg

[@burntbeanies7886]

Your sense of humour is so good, and my GOD did you go ham with the animation parts in this! Absolutely amazing, loved this to bits, was so excited for this video when I saw Wemmbu's pov, and it definitely lived up to expectations!

[@ragedragon1018]

THIS WAS ACTUALLY AN AMAZING VIDEO!!!! I love how wemmbu is portrayed as purple guy, that's just genius and hilarious! I loved all the artwork, it was genuinely so good and really funny!! ALSO SQUIDDO HAS TO MEET UP WITH WEMMBU AGAIN!!! I love how she is acting like his minion, especially since she's so good at it, and despite the fact wemmbu's video on this, it was just AMAZING to see how Squiddo perceived it all, like just some random guy called her up and they just casually made one of the best Lifesteal traps of all time!

[@yousseftamer4943]

I would've never expected Squiddo to just go from nice pacifist to evil mastermind so fast

[@ericandsimonorsomething]

2:36 nice reference squido

[@paprika2759]

"You want to commit a massacre with me." "I do want to do that, yeah." "That would be really funny." Love how she just goes along with a mass murder for fun

[@thomasloops]

2:38 i dont know what i was thinking, leaving my child behind

[@You-ye4xb]

Now i suffer the curse

[@Cactuschrisdyle]

​@@You-ye4xb and now I am blind

[@paralite]

not sure how often you read comments but this video is so good. i've been following you for a while ever you since you joined lifesteal and it's been such a joy to watch your videos and this one is like if you compressed all of the things that make you stand out into a single video! from the idea that feels like you came up while giggling to yourself that pays off extraordinarily well, the amount of effort with presenting it all (all of the drawings you used SLAPPED btw. esp with the whole fnaf animated scene, u can tell a lot of love was put into it + how much you like the source material!), and the commentary. this was so fun to watch and i watched this so many times. i usually don't comment on videos but i felt like i should for this one in particular. lovely video

[@SCORCHEDSUNN]

8:56 Squiddo saying "YOU IDIOTS." with Your Best Nightmare/Finale playing in the background. This could not be more perfect

[@davidperte62]

This is my first Squiddo video. It do be a mixture between an anxiety attack and an acid trip. Nice editing, subbed 👍

[@mayniaDay]

this was posted a day after my birthday so i'm considering this a late birthday party for myself. thanks squiddo for the best death filled birthday

[@Squiddo]

Happy late birthday! :D

[@Titanqman921]

​@@SquiddoWho am l?

[@ItsSwordCraft]

​@@Titanqman921an circle head steve

[@thezedstars]

@@Titanqman921 idk you tell me

[@FarizSudrajat]

​@@Titanqman921you're you

[@Cuteplushbros]

I loved the editing and animation in this video! Can't wait for the next one!

[@Mr.Snekofsnex]

The atari styled parts were really good! Seriously props to the artist!

[@Leowook]

This is actually such a banger video!!!!

[@averygwyn1857]

I cannot stress enough how much this reminds me of not specifically FNAF, but, more specifically, DSaF. Orange guy gets originally threatened into (but then ends up really enjoying) killing several people by funni purple man, and then they go out to vegas. (the dave theme is literally at the end i cant even)

[@Quizzicalotl]

At first, I thought your first Lifesteal video was just like a one-time thing because you were just a temporary guest. (Because, just like you said in the video, you're not good at Minecraft.) But you're an actual member making evil heart-stealing plans? I'm all for you making your mark on Lifesteal!

[@Arandomstrangerlol]

"If you see a people who is harmlees and cute, that what make them dangerous"

[@DJ-skittles]

9:18 it’s Willian Crafton

[@bunhost]

i really love the usage of dave's theme from dsaf brings some good memories

[@tired_introvert6299]

squiddo is slowly becoming even more of my favorite minecraft youtuber. and now on lifesteal smp?? i am going to go feral

[@realhumantm2123]

omg i used that EXACT cannon from the same world download to kill a bunch of people during my server's election last year it made an amazing clip everyone in the audience just popped into items! Glad to see squiddo being the bloodthirsty goblin they were always meant to be :)

[@endervoir]

9:18 DAVE DSAF THEME??? ok wait the possibility that you've played dsaf actually makes me rlly happy

[@almightyllamaqueen4284]

Squiddo really do be in her “old sport” arc

[@justaperson145]

REALEST

[@luminariel3765]

You ever just watch something and slowly get a huge grin? That was your video. I couldn't stop the maniacal giggles and when the machine went off! Your laughter was so triumphant!

[@minxyayala]

I love how you put your animatics into parts of the story. Keep it up!

[@velmo0]

THE CONNECTION BETWEEN THIS TRAP AND FNAF LORE IS INSANELY SMART IT'S INSANE

[@CristalitOfficial]

You are the lifesteal member we didn't know we needed! loved the video

[@Creature-n7e]

After watching both perspectives: Wemmbu: -storytelling -cannon creation -kaboom Squiddo: -no hearts :( -animations -fnaf -hearts :)

[@raven_does_things]

I loved all the animated scenes for the video! Was a really nice touch!

[@Gloobergloggle]

The omori and ddlc audio and imagery are just the icing on thr cake for me

[@kutura_P]

Average gender reveal

[@notnicredible]

Here ya go! 📌

[@thecringeofficer]

@@notnicrediblehe dropped the pin

[@EmilyBartz-c3o]

Lel

[@Gabbe211]

I LOVED that the entire video was fnaf themed, it was really unique paired with your editing style. So exited for the follow-up! :D

[@dreamblade6849]

A normal day with Squiddo Emily and Wemmbu Afton!

[@justaperson145]

ermm it's actually squiddo kennedy and wemmbu miller (it's heavily referenced to dsaf that she works with him to kill the server)

[@GabolateAnime]

I like when animated Squiddo appears when she explains something, Good video btw!

[@randomchannel1184]

Im gonna be honest, I thought Squiddo joining Lifesteal was a one-time thing, and I love that it’s not.

[@Jay2480]

Same honestly

[@Titanqman921]

​@@Jay2480Who am l?

[@Jay2480]

@@Titanqman921 q man 921 I would assume

[@Titanqman921]

​@@Jay2480What,

[@Jay2480]

@@Titanqman921 what do you mean what i answered your question

[@Whos_You_Bish]

I love squiddos laughter at the end makes her a real lifesteal villan

[@Smitexion]

7:03 DJ music man background music from fnaf SB

[@MuteTheGuy]

WAS THAT THE RAILGUN OF LIFESTEAL?! That was a crazy cool contraption and you managed to make it work smoothly, great job to both of you

[@Theenderphantom]

The Animation used in this vid is really smooth and well placed

[@FishCat-hm4tp]

-I slipped on a banana peel and fell in a hole MAN THAT GOT ME LAUGHING SO HARD

[@XAL-1]

1:34 is that wemmbumc Afton

[@IceIsOnFloor]

Squiddo having DSaF arc was the least thing I expected, but hey I am not complaining, can’t wait to see more chaos.

[@severalfox]

8:46 hur hur hur hur hur 🐻

[@Minecraftsnowwhiteofficial]

squiddo is an actual goat, joining lifesteal and in the first few weeks killing about everyone

[@zbroly9551]

9:24 DAVE?!!!!

[@RidingwithPeyton_]

amazing video Squiddo ! Im Thedoxietrio, i was on MC with you on Kabs viewer smp today, very nice meeting you ! (ps thanks for saving me from getting banned a second time D: )

[@friskundertale1]

your new editing is amazing!

[@Narnes64]

Omg the little animated bits were amazing (also it’s funny that while wemmbumc is purple, your main color is orange, the color of jack from dayshift at Freddy’s who can help purple guy with the killings)

[@ronloorenskiiver4311]

Your videos always make my day squiddo! Thank you😊

[@centarian2559]

OMG this is the first of their videos I've watched and I love the animated bits in between!

[@crewgirlAskimmm]

4:22 THE USAGE OF A OMORİ SPOUDNTRACK İ LOVEEE İT

[@ThePlayerGlider]

I really like the animations in between conversations or monologues

[@FlyNoraa]

everyone says you shouldn't be in lifesteal, and I disagree. Your editing is great! and everything else

[@doubleslashkarma]

I actually really enjoyed this video! Like SMP content has been kinda wearing me down lately, but this was so goofy silly it genuinely made me smile. Great work! :D

[@cjjestraa]

did i hear daves theme

[@silver7959]

just got reccommended your channel, this is the second video ive watched. I love the energy and the way you narrative the happenings + all the art. Very entertaining and I look forward to watchign more of your vids! Also to the ending, hell yea go be evil

[@Thiegocolla77]

0:18 :O a frisk

[@FanciestFrog]

i honestly love these new tiny animated parts in the video!

[@AroShadeWeaver]

-Murder- Birthday party! :D

[@EugeneCat007]

9:19 I love the DSaF reference here and there

[@TheRandomCospIayer]

Squiddo Lifesteal lore

[@P1xler.]

"you want to commit a massacre with me.... that sounds FUN" got me rolling ong😂

[@Brekraymutu]

5:34 i know that forest lil bro. its SqiuddOVER for you😈😈😈 (all jokes no serious)

[@JustCrystalizeD]

I love how Squiddo became a menace to society after their friend's marrage.

[@tarukikuta5572]

4:01"dont come to the birthday party tomorrow"

[@ClinicallyInsaneDumpsterRabbit]

WAIT DSAF REFERENCE? I HEARD DAVES THEME AT THE END, this brings me so much joy I love dsaf so much, thank you for their reference I will treasure it forever

[@Cone_Man_Gaming]

This is just Dave and jack

[@ImTackoz]

ima be honest I haven’t seen a video of yours since the one visiting the cursed mc version. and this editing was AMAZING! I loved the small animated bits you did every now and then especially the fnaf pixel bit! im definitely gonna catch up on your videos Squiddo!