When Tanks Don't Die.

A situation many Churchill's find themselves in.
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[@thecoatedloony6738]

"You won't see your wife for years, sir!" *"..."* *"EXCUSE ME! YES, HELLO! WE'D LIKE TO SURRENDER IF IT'S OKAY!"*

[@SonsOfLorgar]

That had me kracking ribs too XD

[@shannafranna3294]

Lol

[@thehypospinosaurus2059]

That made me laugh to 😂😂 😂😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂

[@soft_er0030]

Surrender? Are you a French ?

[@tiang1493]

His Wife must be ugly af

[@wildbuffalo338]

"What about the radio sir?" "Yes we can throw it at them, it HAS to weigh 10 pounds!"

[@tomatoheadfd]

0:15 I can't figure out for the life of me what he is saying.

[@_untitled_7633]

@@tomatoheadfd "Well in that case, you wouldn't mind telling me which way to steer"

[@tomatoheadfd]

@@_untitled_7633 ah thanks.

[@_chp_]

Tomatohead FD you must have some shit ears

[@scootergrant8683]

About two pounds lighter than our tea brewer.

[@historygirl6732]

the poor Scottish boi. "we're all English here" "how dare you" XD

[@bullmoosevelt4495]

"Well? Like at Dunkir-" *Bang* That was a good burn.

[@undernerd5824]

@Denim Peacock can we stop the briish meme, it’s hardly funny

[@trolla5125]

@@undernerd5824 u sound a bit bri ish

[@freebrams6732]

@PiePwner same

[@andrewcoogan4468]

It looks like a bloody lunchbox. You can’t miss it gunner Meanwhile It looks like it’s from the last last war. You can’t miss it gunner

[@panchemlon3051]

yaay! that was lit!

[@hoovyplantguy9430]

Well, they didn't miss.

[@henrikhansen1023]

Actually - though FAR from being a fan - it sounds better in the German language "ich glaube es ist vom letzten krieg du kannst es nicht verfehlen" And the tone in which it is said LOL Just priceless.... The line actually made me spontaniously overcome my strong aversion to the German language I have had since public school's horrible lessons in same.

[@isaiahf-d846]

@Unspeakable 2 FLIP interesting name

[@k-874]

Tbh the Churchill VII does look like it but the Churchill I is litteraly just a Mark IV: -Two cannons -Fully exposed tracks -Slow af -British

[@TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs]

With kv2 this is not a issue. Big boom and there's no more tank.... or city block

[@lpflore]

Are you sure it is just one city block?

[@thesupertendent8973]

The Iron Armenian aka G.I. Haigs: nanannanana, the maus does a way better job

[@alipheesefateburn7502]

It doesn't work on Churchill VII. Tried it.

[@tarangrube1124]

Or city, come to think of it

[@anttioikkonen1409]

And it is wery big problem playing against KV tanks

[@buddha3058]

"Tiny would you take a look at that""you know you are not supposed to take your ships on land right"

[@DirectorBird]

I cried laughing at that part.

[@swatboy763]

What do you mean? A ship has more firepower than a tiger! why would we not bring it on land!?

[@xandercreates6766]

“Now; Steady on there, Buster!

[@fluent4530]

I died

[@DeputyHermann]

"Should we go again?" "Thats exactly what she said" Im dying.

[@InitiateDee]

"This is uncanny"

[@humzaakhtar9208]

So what you're saying that there as a disappointing bang that left a little impression followed by a smoke and you're quite sure that you werent on my honeymoon? I lost it

[@jamesissmexy4024]

Hetzer: "Well we've blown your tracks off, so you won't be able to run away again!" Churchill: "I'm sure I don't know what you mean." Hetzer: "Well? Like at Dunkirk?"

[@marcuscascio9632]

DUN-BLAM

[@airraid9614]

James Lovejoy Me: loads my service revolver Me out load: DUNKIRK NEVER HAPPENED

[@ImWallace799]

Oh no what about the French? They did not evacuate oh nooooooo

[@BigJuicyweiner]

*Nervous baguette noises*

[@temakong5943]

@@airraid9614 *mag dump sten gun* what did say I can’t hear you

[@JetBlast-mh5jk]

"Jokes on you! We ran out of fuel 2 hours ago!"

[@zacharymurphy4336]

hahahahah *Slowly starts sobbing*

[@emilioalvarez7604]

Omg 😂

[@nonna0157]

( *LAUGHING FOLLOWED BY DEPRESSION* )

[@respectablebogan3276]

who's the german voice?

[@isaiahf-d846]

slowly just faintly goes from laughter to crying

[@mastergojidorah9165]

Germans: *accidentally say "Oil"* Also Germans: *Why do I hear boss music?*

[@RexWort]

No one want to capture a land ship 😅

[@bigguy1164]

the churchill wasn't worth the Ammo

[@thehumanoddity]

They confused it for a small building.

[@redfred_0993]

THE SOWJETUNION

[@jocelynndotson7273]

Uh oh for Germany

[@mythical_warlord6474]

Legend says that Tiger II is still searching for New York

[@rimmipeepsicles1870]

Well, tell them to surrender and to let them travel to NY!

[@amckittrick7951]

Did they find it yet?

[@insekt8623]

What she said was invented by squire in 1944

[@yetanother9127]

As were credit cards.

[@lucariolu4875]

insekt Insekt? Deutsches Wort?

[@DH-uy1if]

The bit where the US starts roasting the Churchill got me howling XD

[@Nounismisation]

The guy voicing that really nailed that laugh didn't he! It's perfect.

[@SpeedVaultz]

Nounismisation Yeah That's PhlyDaily man. Go check his channel out too. Awesome content! :)

[@alexsassaman1249]

That's Phly voicing the M8?! Wow that sounds nothing like his normal voice.

[@rizwandiawalludien4048]

His laugh gave it away

[@Nounismisation]

Am doing that immediately. Hoo hoo hoo, haa haa, Jeezuz!

[@number1pepsi218]

5:40 Churchill prem: well its something now they can't move Hetzer: jokes on you we ran out of fuel 2 hours ago hahahahahaaaaaaa Poor hetzer 1 like= 1 fuel for hetzer

[@m3leewotandwt936]

or the Jagdpanzer 38t

[@ObsidianHunter99]

115 likes... *group 935 wants to know your location*

[@savakiri5870]

The churchill ran out of fuel, not the hetzer

[@coka-cola4622]

.

[@thegreatdonutpandas8922]

Hetzer I did this because you died in the ending

[@ronshirleyiii3183]

8:50 the Churchill crew should have told the greyhound “well at least our tanks can climb hills”

[@ImWallace799]

DUDE TOO HARSH!

[@thomasswafford250]

@Robert Farris the Churchill could climb very steep inclines.

[@ronshirleyiii3183]

@Robert Farris the Churchill saw a second service live during the Korean War because they could climb steep hills that other tanks could not, due to their long profile.

[@Handlesarestoopid]

That works better against a Ferdinand

[@theloneghostwarrior]

"I politely suggest you play dead...just don't move and for God's sake don't mention oil!" XD that has to be the best tactic I've ever heard so that you don't get invaded or attacked by us.

[@ivangomez9862]

Did I hear oil?

[@theloneghostwarrior]

Legendary Gamer Well fook' , looks like it's like that rush B in the American way all over again. XD

[@heyitsamy1771]

Brownie42 Liechtenstein

[@Sgt-lott10]

Brownie42 can that stupid oil meme go away it’s stupid

[@heyitsamy1771]

Sgtlott 10 trust me that’s not a meme, It’s a Stereotype

[@judgedread9724]

It's the Americans! Play dead and for god's sake don't mention *Oil*

[@TurqSamurai]

DID SOMEBODY SAY OIL >:( THAT SHIT MINE

[@jplabs456]

YEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW LET’S HELP THE SH*T OUT OF THESE F*CKING PEOPLE

[@thecrazypumpkinbomb3663]

DID SOMEBODY SAY OIL?!

[@broadside5994]

@@thecrazypumpkinbomb3663 Oil? OIL? KNOCK KNOCK, IT'S THE UNITED STATES

[@dbszady]

Time to bring some freedom to this fine looking oil...er... country. Murica, F*ck yeah!

[@michener1622]

“I thought we were reversing but that was the wind blowing against the _front_ armor” - squire 1944

[@howtodefeatisis1015]

9:16 "An assist, F****** *****" I laughed so hard. Gotta love when you bring someone down to 2 crew members in a hard fight and someone runs up and finishes it and gets the credit

[@drewdabom2505]

"And you say there was a Disappointing Bang, that left little impression, followed by a smoke, ARE YOU SURE YOU WEREN'T ON OUR HONEYMOON"

[@doso4782]

I actually didn’t get that bit.

[@hotsingleplaguedoctorinarea]

Gunner: "No sir, no, should we go again?" Commander: "That's exactly what she said!'

[@ShadowFalcon]

Douglas Roempke He's describing his characters sex-life xD

[@Shinieris]

"Joke's on you, we ran out of fuel two hours ago! Hahaha... haha." Perfect description of the war lol

[@graustreifbrombeerkralle1078]

*Jokes

[@cdhr6743]

"Well I hope she wishes for the final victory because it's not happening any other way" Absolute Freaking Gold

[@Ajehy]

CDHR67 - Also the birthday thing is historically accurate.

[@harrymchenry6350]

Destruction 100

[@cdhr6743]

@@Ajehy Yep, it was the allies birthday gift to her.

[@damasterchief9594]

“You can’t miss it” Stormtrooper: hold my beer

[@generalcyanide3602]

The American was the best stereotype ever.

[@minecraftantian6633]

and don't mention oil

[@rex9olm651]

Lol.

[@randylay9078]

Did someone say oil?

[@minecraftantian6633]

@@randylay9078 UHHH NO! we....we...said coil!! We need the coils for the secret project

[@randylay9078]

Hmm... something ain’t right here I smell oil boy 🤔

[@UselessWeeb]

We will be lucky to even get 1 more warning about TankFest before it comes along

[@hoovyplantguy9430]

"And if Göring offers us help from luftwaffe again, just ignore him!" One of the best lines.

[@user-hi8gu4yw4e]

"Wait wait wait stop this isn't working" "What do you mean we're winning" "Hell naw the only thing that you did is just scratch off some paint" "Well you did nothing to use we don't even paint ours" *"JUST BECAUSE YOU CANT AFFORD IT"*

[@AvarikVonNom]

This...might actually be one of your best ones yet. Bonus point for the Black Widow btw.

[@SquireComedy]

Subscribe to this genius ^

[@lancev.o8052]

Squire jolly good I'm subscribing

[@AvarikVonNom]

_help_

[@nathanielhay3714]

So true. I can watch this all day

[@beefbaby161]

It's getting better and better.

[@Sarcasmos-ft7gz]

Allied joke from WWII: When there are silver planes in the sky, it means the US Air Force there, When there are green planes in the sky, it means the RAF is there, And when there are no planes in the air, it means the Luftwaffe has arrived.

[@Tbonyandsteak]

Who would had known???? US had a division force that only shoots with Air guns

[@TheOwlGilga]

If that was actually a joke during WWII then I now know a joke nobody actually laughed to from that period.

[@theodorechill]

Well the Luftwaffe was a mighty force. Allied planes couldn't penetrate German airspace so they bombed at night. The allies decided terror bombing was the way to go throughout the rest of the war. Hitler tolerated the bombing of civilians for three months before retaliating.

[@Dronestriketerrorists]

@@theodorechill " a mighty force" *round the clock american fighter sweeps have entered the chat*

[@yc0003]

The actual joke was a joke amongst the German army and navy that if you see a white plane it's British, a black plane it's American and no plane at all it's German

[@zachhaake1635]

"Jokes on you. We ran out of fuel 2 hours ago! *laughter that slowly turns into crying"

[@justinfloridia8932]

I herd it

[@kgb6311]

I herd it

[@Meirstein]

*Planes smash into each other* "Ah, smashing." "Booooooooooooooo" I've seen this video I don't know how many times over the past 2 years, and this was the first time I actually caught that joke.

[@_aragornyesyes_7171]

Meirstein I dont get it ;-;

[@ARCCommanderOrar]

@@_aragornyesyes_7171 rammers

[@graustreifbrombeerkralle1078]

Can you please explain it? D:

[@user-tu4un9zl5f]

@@graustreifbrombeerkralle1078 ramming is rampant in war thunder, primarily employed as a valid tactic in air arcade where the norm is to shoot down a plane and banzai into, of course all of that within a Headon engagement

[@graustreifbrombeerkralle1078]

@@user-tu4un9zl5f And players dislike that ("booooo")?

[@MikeGoesBoom]

Gotta say that's some stellar voice acting right there, do they happen to do weddings?

[@SquireComedy]

Go and subscribe to Mike ^

[@slapacow8121]

MikeGoesBoom Yes yes I have subscribed

[@insekt8623]

Has anyone noticed how Mike bobs his heads to music in his stream

[@MikeGoesBoom]

I mean, it's a damn good playlist

[@insekt8623]

MikeGoesBoom amazing voice acting btw!

[@PointyHairedJedi]

"Premium ammunition", the very idea! :D

[@Dennis-rh1rl]

PointyHairedJedi reminds me of World of Tanks

[@Smartyvoy]

That is the reference to

[@kommandantkillcode]

PointyHairedJedi Squire threw some shade at WOT XD.

[@foowashere]

Imagine if WoT didn't have premium ammo right now, and tried to introduce the old for-gold-only. The outcry would be on Star Wars Battlefront 2 levels. Really mind boggling, the current state, if you think about it.

[@sniper9786]

delete this comment right now before Gaijin sees it

[@tekiic6680]

“Now, which way is New York?” What are you gonna do? *Swim across an entire ocean in a faking Tiger II?*

[@maxedout1046]

Ja. Hast du ein Problem damit?

[@ETBONIFACIO]

@@maxedout1046 There’s none.

[@north1929]

"I'm sorry about this, eh" Yeeeeeeup. That's canada

[@panther7584]

Lol, I thought he said "A" not "eh" as to refer to his A squadron cuz the Firefly is part of A Sqn as denoted by the triangle emblem. For those who do not know, A is ▲, B is ■, C is O, D is lazy D which is D on its back and HQ is ♦

[@kkhagerty6315]

TigerramenAnimates Canadian here, can confirm. We actually write sorry on all our bullets and shells

[@klingewolf6220]

​@@panther7584 I believe the white triangle is a just a Royal Canadian Armoured Corps marking, whereas red, yellow and blue versions of ▲, ■ and O would be used to identify which squadron the tank belonged to... regardless, the marking should be on the turret of the tank instead of the chassis

[@panther7584]

@@klingewolf6220 ▲ is A, ■ is B, O is C and ♦ is, I don't remember exactly but probably HQ. I however do not know of the colour version so that's a plus :) I do not know if other Allies used the shapes as identifications on tanks.

[@klingewolf6220]

William Falls Well, as far as I know, the white triangle is strictly Canadian, though Canada, as a commonwealth country, used a lot of the same markings British tanks used.

[@Sknwlker]

The American mocking British tank was just hilarious

[@kimskis]

the hilarious part is that outdated british crocodiles were still better armoured and overall better tanks than Tommy cookers Shermans lol

[@jamesharding3459]

kimskis M4 beat tank of the war. Change my mind.

[@meki___6881]

@@kimskis the crocodile was a Churchill with a flame thrower nothing more The gun was simular to the 75 Sherman and it traded its huge armor for speed The Sherman is the overall better tank

[@2003AudiS3]

@@kimskiscomplete garbage, Sherman was basically overall the best tank of the war

[@MilesStratton]

The amount of truth this video contains cannot be physically contained

[@elysium7242]

Agreed. I was facing a Panzer 38 in a Crusader III, he'd run out of AP and i couldn't crack his forward armour, so we just slugged the shit out of each other till the game ended.

[@wwii4591]

YOU LIMEYS WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?

[@mercedesp.2612]

4:34 Colorized footage of the first Tiger taken out by a Canadian tanker.

[@benjaminpont220]

“You know the rules Fritz, leave nothing behind” *leaves Churchill mk. VII behind*

[@raddactcontent]

benjamin Maclaine Pont lol, friendly tank

[@Kurogumo]

Directly translated, he says: “You know the rules Fritz, scorched earth tactics!”

[@dolphinmeat439]

Tank commander: You wont see your wife for years sir Squire: thinks about his horrible wife * Squire: EXCUSE ME! yes hello we like to surrender if its ok LOL

[@isaiahf-d846]

his wife's just gonna surrender too lol

[@unseenreaper2251]

One requirement for British forces during world war 2 you wife has to look ghastly

[@raylongoria3565]

@@unseenreaper2251 and you yourself be possibly homosexual

[@skyraider87]

Squire!is the commander.

[@proactiveomnipresentvessel6569]

HAHAHAHAH

[@Ash007YT]

See you again when the war's over Squire.

[@007Davis]

Splendid video old boy jolly good show

[@brodzilla623fordawin4]

Lol

[@lucaswallace7476]

FOR ZE DEUSTCHLAND!

[@mattj.7756]

Does anyone know the music that is playing from the other German tank at 9:08

[@Lo-tf6qt]

Extreme Velocity panzerlied

[@southkoreathesecond5055]

2:52 Squire:We're all English after all Scottish guy: How dare you

[@buddha3058]

When the americans started roasting the british tank lmaoooooooo...

[@FrigatesOnIce]

7:25 "You want to be blown to kingdom come!" Nice *deliverance*

[@theromaniantanker9895]

I shit you not I had this exact fight with a Churchill with my Hetzer for like 7 minutes. He keep on shooting out my transmission and I keep on knocking out his tracks.

[@comm___4871]

The Romanian Tanker Don’t worry this happened with me and a Panzer/bfw, then his teammate T-34 killed me

[@kingblane]

happens a lot more than you would think

[@cgross82]

LOL!

[@bravomike4734]

Wait , a panzer's a soviet. How did a T-34 USSR tank kill you?

[@DarkKnightofIT]

Bravo Mike War Thunder, that's how.

[@jadenricca4238]

“Don’t mention oil” ahah

[@upsetdoggo5199]

“Well shall we go again sir?” “That’s exactly what she said!”

[@monkeyt1554]

*you won`t see your wife for years* EXCUSE ME!! WE`D LIKE TO SURRENDER!!

[@sulasaurus]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I laughed too hard

[@DuffyTVv]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@Crankiebox99]

Xtremeswag YT same

[@SlickPlays]

this one was the best

[@SquireComedy]

[@thepainkiller4939]

Slick Plays That's what happens when you don't have any black screens in your video.

[@edwardmorrell4751]

Hell yeah Slick! You should go and make an appearance on Squire's videos it would be great!

[@gamehubcc5130]

Hey I'm a big fan fun time on men of war 2 ???

[@A_Epic]

That american laugh gets me everytime XD

[@smorgasbord9940]

This is literally just me in a KV-1 L-11 everytime I meet an enemy KV-1 L-11

[@beemy.6923]

Or a Churchill meets a Churchill

[@Tyrfingr]

7:22 "Oh god, why!?" Fell out of my chair on that one.

[@user-fj7ig2jq6q]

Squire can’t go a single video without bashing us Americans. I love it.

[@ShawnTheDriver]

I'm American, and I love it too.

[@VulpseiusFox]

Ethan Well you know how the Brits are toward us ‘Mericans.

[@Mopars_41]

Isn't that every British person that likes to bash on us Americans. I mean especially Clarkson and squiere.

[@psychomusician1]

Its a very British thing to mock your friends/allies. Think of it as a way of affection since we aren't over the top like you yanks!! =D

[@VulpseiusFox]

Skyzonix Welp... looks like the Brits are coming... again. -.-

[@Regimentz.]

0:55 "looks like a bloody lunch box" Okay that got me 👌 😂

[@tommzymo1066]

"And we are all english after all!" "How dare you."

[@tomholmez1236]

RRReeehhhhh, a world of tanks reference with the pay to win premium ammo, love it squire

[@jameson1239]

Tom Holmez yes

[@unnecessaryammorack]

Asif Talpur not true but it is funny

[@unnecessaryammorack]

Asif Talpur then you should know that "premium" ammo isn't bought for gold anymore

[@monkeyfan250]

man people keep taking my jokes XD, anyways that reference though XD

[@TheCaptainSplatter]

I thought premuim ammo just give you more XP, not kill the enemy quicker?

[@smigoltime]

2 videos per year? Damn,U gotta slow down I can't keep up watching

[@sulasaurus]

still better than 4 30seconds videos a day :)

[@smigoltime]

That's Kapitan Bomba not me xdddd I upload one 30sec video per week xD

[@mikhailiagacesa3406]

Quality over quantity.......and it's on my off-day! ;-)

[@crazymixture57]

Still a better War Thunder video upload rate than The Mighty Jingles.

[@StealthySpace7]

Whoever did the voice acting for the American is amazing. It sounded like he was legit about to die laughing

[@jnurse24]

“Looks like a bloody lunch box!” You have no idea how hard I laughed

[@HarryL2020]

Killed the entire crew and disabled everything on a German tank, it then proceeds to one shot me.

[@user-me4ie4hc6m]

Its called German Technical Superiority

[@feartheghus]

Didn’t you know German tanks were automated?

[@killian9314]

@@user-me4ie4hc6m "no, i'm not defending german technical superiority, i'm stating the fucking obvious"

[@nyl0n733]

This is why I chose Germany.

[@rebelgaming1.5.14]

@@nyl0n733 I'm not as lucky. I could kill the gunner, destroy the transmission, fire 15 AP rounds into the front hull of a T-34, killing almost everyone in it. And it still fires one AP shell and knocks out all 5 crew members. It's one of the reasons I stopped playing War Thunder, the fact that no matter what I did, a Sherman or T-34 would laser my crew with a single shot.

[@alifkazeryu8228]

USS Monitor vs CSS Virginia, the animation, 1944 reenactment

[@sethmullins8346]

I feel like nowhere near enough people get this

[@sethmullins8346]

I know

[@cfdeadpool9847]

Everyone needs to upvote this

[@Sgt-lott10]

Alif Kazeryu css Virginia wins but neither destroyed each other

[@vihurah9554]

*obnoxious and explosive clanging ensues*

[@hellohooman6312]

“We dont even paint our tanks anymore” “Only because you cant afford to” I started choking and wheezing on this scene 😂

[@ReveredDead]

I freaking love it. “Don’t mention oil” 😂😂

[@ComradeCommissarYuri]

“Are you sure you weren’t at my honeymoon” “shall we go again sir..” “that’s what she said, this is uncanny”

[@mishkata348]

"we didn't penetrate their armour!"

[@rebelspartan3714]

Luke Skywalker RICOCHET!

[@mishkata348]

rebelspartan37 "that one bounced!"

[@emilioalvarez7604]

That one didn’t go through

[@Sladjana971]

We didn't even scratch them

[@thedarkness4820]

You just took of some paint of ours.

[@itzdylan7665]

8:12 When you bring your British heavy tank to a battle in war thunder

[@Ajc-ni3xn]

Wow, how rude! The Churchill (I think) fires twice in a row! Everyone knows you must wait for the enemy to return fire.

[@MagnificentSpeed]

Not half bad... For a britt

[@jackdaw6909]

There were not enough RBT-5s in this video. I'm disappointed

[@UselessWeeb]

yeah if it were made by an Irishman he would have had a famine in the first half and car bombs in the second half

[@tulyar1043]

Aaron P. Moore They won the six nations didn't they.

[@arandomguy8771]

Aaron P. Moore And if a Welshman made this Video it would include a welsh accent because we matter too🐑

[@iwannabeadoor4035]

Magnificent Speed Brit

[@metanumia]

Did you receive my carrier pigeon, 'King Squawk III'? He was carrying a rolled-up letter, on it was a hand with thumb proudly erect in the vertical position.

[@Dumbrarere]

But which way was it pointing? 🤔

[@DivineUkrainian]

You Know you guys aren't supposed to bring your BOATS ON LAND Right?

[@scootergrant8683]

When the first shots were fired I was expecting a few other shots to complete the Big Ben melody. The first few set it up.

[@theflyingbrian012]

"Give her some gas, Tiny." Squire, my good man. With that nod to Company of Heroes, you earned a subscriber!

[@Dita2233]

What is this another Squire video ? :OO

[@MikeGoesBoom]

No u

[@kotts9868]

no u

[@Dita2233]

no u

[@kotts9868]

n0 u

[@homiespaghetti1522]

I like tanks

[@peridot675]

This Video just made me Transfer from WoT to War Thunder :P

[@Dopamine621]

nice

[@InitiateDee]

Welcome to the Church of War Thunder, hopefully you enjoy your stay.

[@shinkreytpuylap]

I dont have an Xbox Gamepass so i cant play War Thudner and i have to stick with WoT :(

[@arandomfinnin1941]

@@shinkreytpuylap You can play it on PC

[@TrelarysVT]

This is legit quality humor at it’s finest! Well done!!!

[@arjanmolenaar3454]

The American voice acting is very funny. (so is the rest of the video as usual)

[@borisjustboris2984]

1:22 national geographic at its best

[@jaredhansma9789]

I liked the "sorry about this eh" from the canadian tank

[@AK_-xn1fm]

That Luftwaffe reference was amazing

[@plumpstery5199]

I love how you throw in easter eggs for us who know history and its like a big inside joke

[@theenginetheyusedtocallgri6268]

I SEE THAT STUKA PROFILE PIC

[@justinlekilleur]

Yutuve Youtuve

[@alexsassaman1249]

"Give her some gas, Tiny." Don't think I missed that Company of Heroes reference!

[@yankeesix1335]

same here!

[@squidoodoo5630]

8:28 (pilot smacked on the ground) YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

[@_Matsimus_]

This was fucking great lol!!

[@crusadinalldaylong5591]

Matsimus hi matsimus

[@andrewroy6376]

You my fellow Canuck are fucking great yourself!!!!! Love your channel also!

[@hmshood4142]

Matsimus I FUCKING LOVE YOU MAN.

[@den-jl8gd]

Oh hey

[@driedink]

HOLY SHIT MATSIMUS IT'S U!

[@funsizedfireball]

2:35 when Squire disses World of Tanks

[@unnecessaryammorack]

iDrakeZz ِ it would've worked if it was still 2012

[@reid1283]

UnnecessaryAmmoRack What's this? A person who doesn't want every WG player to be burned to death? It's a miracle!

[@unnecessaryammorack]

Reid Menzies it's because I am both a Wargaming player and a War Thunder player

[@Bernie-vu5oc]

Gold or silver ammunition, I don’t think it makes much difference, although I do use a Sherman.

[@goose1415]

Etan B It doesn't actually make much of a difference

[@randomdude1730]

this is surprisingly accurate to any tank battle, until 12 tank destroyer and German tanks run out the forest and decide to gang up on you

[@andrewcoogan4468]

4:34 you can obviously tell they are Canadian by nature

[@thesovietduck2121]

2:54 greatest how dare you of all time

[@fighter_pilot_1698]

HEEE’SSS BAAAAAACKKKK! I guess the tea finally boiled!

[@viggorasmusson7865]

Fashionably late. Probably boiled that tea of his on the engine of the old Mark IV

[@taydenfire3867]

Viggo Rasmusson or his sopwith camel

[@dionwoollaston5717]

Viggo Rasmusson I doubt that British tanks only came equipped with tea brewing facilities in the fifties

[@viggorasmusson7865]

dion woollaston my point entirely. The tea-brewing was, understandably, very important to the British even during WW1. And so the engine of the mark IV was mounted in the crew compartment so that tea could be boiled even during combat.

[@eetulehtinen7304]

That moment would be so different in world of tanks

[@liamcody2577]

“I thought we were moving at full Speed” 😂😂 I’m dying 😂

[@edwardmorrell4751]

Phly, Mike, and Squire please do another video that was amazing!!

[@Spartans5499]

WarDaddy nonce what tank was phly in

[@demonmercer2736]

Wait Phly was in the video? in what tank?

[@Spartans5499]

demonmercer well that what Squire said.

[@josediaz267]

Check when the Americans arriveed. Sounded like he was the guy yelling USA! USA!

[@Roice-ht7rc]

I think he was that M8 Grayhound

[@kingandcountry1242]

That poke at WoT though...

[@UniAngel1708]

At 8:33 there’s a tank in the background on the hill, doing god knows what XD

[@Redcomet19]

That’s actually wreckage

[@obforemb]

Red_comet_19 no on the road that’s on the hill

[@psychiatry-is-eugenics]

probably broke down

[@smiley7493]

The allied bombers took like 2 hours to reach your target on real life

[@ilmagnifico82]

1:15 This Churchill tank sent by National Geographic.

[@Quintkat]

That was really incredible

[@banana4072]

1:37 that got me good "well that was sh!t"

[@user-uc6mm7eu8z]

"you wont see your wife for years" "YA HELLO EXCUSE ME WE WOULD LIKE TO SURRENDER" 💀

[@thepainkiller4939]

Is noone going to mention the Canadian tank crew that laid down their lives and slew a tiger?

[@Matsumoto77]

#proudtobecanadian

[@mileskessler6634]

But they didn't do what they were supposed to do anyway, kill the Hetzer! #Noobs

[@finlayanderson4652]

The Painkiller no

[@jasonirwin4631]

There Canadian so like no one cares

[@thepainkiller4939]

They're. Spelling properly creates a bit of order among the chaos.