SS14 - Channel 13 News

[@lut0n.]

Breaking News! I'm currently being stabbed to death, find out more at 5.

[@tanukies]

The way you kept reporting about the syndicate botanist AS they were stabbing you to death. That’s incredibly funny.

[@lostbutfreesoul]

Being on fire was just as good, such dedication to the news.

[@bismarckshuffle]

I was Officer Moltke. I had no idea why I couldn't convince the rest of security that, no, you were not the owner of the e-sword that the botanist used to murder you on air. The botanist growing gatfruit, with open comlink, and e-sword that they LET OUT OF JAIL so they could go blow up Hamlet.

[@shadekage3432]

How the fuck did the detective think there were prints on the E-sword that were the reporters, there was literally zero touch interaction

[@bismarckshuffle]

@@shadekage3432 That's the weird thing. The prints were on it according to security chatter. I was telling them it couldn't have been the reporter, because I basically watched the dang thing happened slightly off-screen, but c'est la vie

[@shadekage3432]

@@bismarckshuffle then they should listen to eye witnesses more then, id believe two sec officers over fingerprints in a heartbeat

[@dffdff-kw7rc]

@@bismarckshuffle I was playing the warden that round and I remember telling sec multiple times that the botanist was in fact the person who crited me (I don't think I ever said it over radio however)

[@Liltenhead]

Small disclaimer, this video is pretty much 95% slow rp. I type literal walls of text in this video, I did my best to edit out parts without losing context.

[@W0lfWh1te]

Slow RP? You mean... STORYTELLING?

[@mr_eden7572]

You could always do a full length Video things for a side Channel if you want as well, but beautiful work on the vid ^^ played much ss13/14 myself :>

[@frog_man_ree]

Hey I was RD this round

[@Kenionatus]

Good job on cutting it down in my view. Was engaging all the way through.

[@Dr-Weird]

You mean you specifically wrote lore to bring immersive content to your subscribers. You gotta spin these things man lol

[@EnricoSS14]

The thumbnail was just looking like a normal reporter on station 14 and I am not disappointed! The determination to keep on reporting even while the botanist is attacking you makes you a true reporter!

[@Clone0401]

i was atlas silkweaver, those chickens cliped into the bridge when i was typing the annoucement that i arrived, one also cliped into the HoP's office when i was making a wintercoat for myself. also when the ninja was hacking the comms consol i compleatly didn't see the do after bar and saw the distorted floor first

[@stardust-reverie]

my girlfriend used to play a comedic diona reporter on baystation in 13, when i sent her this asking if immediately laughing at your own weirdass questions is a part of the job, she said “Yes.”

[@zewox2345]

The peak comedy happens when a nukies attack and station has a reporter. Once i seen a reporter striking opps while screaming "live program, opps attack!". Also once i've seen a reporter enterviewing nukies when he was held hostage on their shuttle

[@Shizou_k]

Great video! Never thought Reporter could be such a fun role, still I think it's mostly tied to MRP servers. I was the "annoyed" atmos by the way ;)

[@fernando47180]

Nosey reporter with no sense of self preservation. A character sure to keep the Paramedics busy! Good roleplay, friend.

[@dylanmoore6747]

hey hey! i was hamlet this round, i had an entire war with the kitchen that ended with a botanist put in the icu and the chef finally killing me for good.

[@lamantidelm]

Hello world

[@c26f]

Hello Littlehead

[@VolumeCheese]

👋👋👋

[@eden3473]

I was Renna Whispers lol, she's my goofy little mime

[@Liltenhead]

my poor camera

[@aydenlokey3641]

Tyrone is such an honest journalist! Though I find more fun in playing an incredibly nosy and accusing journalist whos end goal is to tear the station apart and start at least one civil war

[@can_o_cheese5375]

reporter can be the best role

[@skiesquiggles7319]

BANGER video

[@legogoka-boomstudio1838]

Honestly I love reporter One round I was walking by sec and heard them talking about possibly executing someone or beating the shit out of em and arresting I proceeded to continually listen in and then send a transcript over the news channel and sec were pissed Same map too funnily enough

[@Deepkeel]

That was a great job of reporting, shame that the detective was too busy hounding what was clearly an issue of "magically" cross contaminated evidence.

[@Liltenhead]

There was more to it but yeah It made me wish the cameras stored footage somehow

[@legogoka-boomstudio1838]

Honestly ditch the camera and trade it for a handheld radio 1. Most crew are busy doing their jobs or finding something to do and won’t waste time looking for a TV and waiting to see if something might happen. 2. Most maps have few TVs if any and aren’t in any smart areas like medical for patients being healed or usually bar 3. When there is one at bar it doesn’t have the range for most of bar to see it 4. It’s slow af 5. Handheld radio messages are easily visible and attention grabbing My main point is you have to bring the news to them Also it’s good to get some armor and maybe gear to get out of hectic situations because miscreants like syndies really don’t like to be reported on as you could see.

[@gottago1885]

I’m new, how do you do all that which you’ve said? How!?!

[@legogoka-boomstudio1838]

@@gottago1885 most reporter offices have a yellow handheld radio that when activated, will play all talking you hear and play it on the radio channel

[@whips2783]

I think reporter should get near all comms, to help for news reporting sometimes.

[@wooblya]

reporter syndi would absolutely love THAT

[@whips2783]

I know, but it just feels right for the reporter to have it for RP purposes (and a little incentive to actually select reporters)

[@wooblya]

@@whips2783 actually you might just ask heads for their departments' radio keys that sounds more right

[@whips2783]

@@wooblya everyone always says no :(

[@Kenionatus]

What? They're shitheads if they say no. Unless they're sec. Sec stuff is sort of sensitive. I can see why a HoS would say no to that. (I tend to err on the side of people things if they can come up with a convincing reason and I don't need it myself. Want addtional access when I'm HoP? Say you want to clean better if you're janitor, say you want to fix breaches quicker if your engi, etc.) @@whips2783

[@skarletwing]

BREAKING NEWS

[@gottago1885]

How you send a message to everyone’s PDA and get a camera?

[@pixelcatmagic]

No facecam?

[@godgaveyouhands2848]

applications for the salamander whitelist is on discord, right?

[@soneagraphics]

Yes.

[@godgaveyouhands2848]

@@soneagraphics well that's sad because I got banned

[@namikk0167]

how you managed to do that...@@godgaveyouhands2848

[@Kenionatus]

That doesn't sound like a very good starting point to get whitelisted anyway. @@godgaveyouhands2848

[@eddie47523]

I just keep sawing you keep geting crit that round for some reason, bad luck the botanist trial didn't happen.

[@Elysium6]

I was the QM. I even convinced them to hold the damn trial. Just for it to be too late to recall. It was upsetting.

[@dffdff-kw7rc]

@@Elysium6 I was the warden. We always intended to have the trial (the second time they were caught). We just did not think it was the best idea to have a trial with a ninja running around the station. But after that as you know it was too late to recall...