SS14 - Detroit Captain

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[@AafliW]

>"I haven't played captain in a hot minute." >Proceed to have a very frustrating and stressful round Sounds about right for being a captain.

[@godgaveyouhands2848]

I was the chaplain, I had bombing the bar over alcohol on my list of gimmicks for a long while, robusting sec was just a bonus

[@Liltenhead]

Was fun to fight you. The holy hand grenade was funny, i'm sorta surprised they didn't get the 30 minute delay like the syndi bombs but I guess they're not that destructive in comparison.

[@godgaveyouhands2848]

@@Liltenhead sec hardsuits don't have any heat resistance and I put myself in a really bad position where I couldn't shoot you because of the grille, but I don't think I could have gone on much longer than that anyway, it was still an absolute blast though. good job for sending more guys so I didn't have time to get comfy, I was shaking the entire time!

[@Speckytwat21]

So you’re the one who blew my bar

[@godgaveyouhands2848]

@@Speckytwat21 indeed I am

[@paige_404]

Islamophobia is a shit gimmick tbh

[@iskyline1299]

Oh my god. The whole perma scene was so painful to watch

[@nucleargandhi1139]

Sec was an absolute circus that round. I was the replacement HoS. Until later in the round, we had two competent people in sec (maybe one but I tried my best) being myself and the detective. I had no clue how the perma'd prisoner managed to escape and kill both the original HoS and Ward when they had no weapons to use but just.... wow. Also, not shown here, but for the entire shift we had two lawyers just. bickering. Like every five minutes it's "Todd just locked me in a locker", "Biffo is beating the shit out of me", etc etc etc Oh also, the *reason* my cadet killed CMO is because the CMO's pAI said "I'm going to kill you", the cadet thought it was the CMO talking, so they then proceeded to GIB them???? I've never been such a disappointed mom...

[@RavenWolffe77]

As someone who's played Sec a lot, I'd call that pretty average Sec performance. Almost everyone who plays Sec just wants a badge and gun so they can put-boot-to-neck with few consequences. Only the true few actually care about the job. Hell, most people don't even know what that job is: Stop the killing, stop the dying. That's it, that's the job, simple as. Any and all Space-Law is secondary to the wellbeing of the crew and the station, in that order.

[@einknusprigestoast404]

Most de escalating sec reaction to a remark

[@Vinzaf]

I feel so bad for that poor slip and slide security guard in perma.

[@Liltenhead]

I felt even worse since I didn't know he was in there alone in the first place. We all learn somehow.

[@yellowsoul8550]

Ah yes, captain on detroit, also known as: King of Dumpster, Garbage overlord, Administrator of The poor.

[@Liltenhead]

The fact we made it over two hours is a testament to human will.

[@mozarteanchaos]

like a rat king, except officially employed by NT!

[@Pvariety441]

Mate, that round was certainly something. Props to the chappie though, managing to robust security 1 by 1. Ladies and gentleman, rule no1 of security: DON'T GO INTO PERMA ALONE

[@gboster1331]

It was hilarious to watch for me, several armed men lose to a butt naked person with a gardening shovel

[@GrinchAxel]

rule zero of security: if you fight with a baton in perma YOU WILL LOSE.

[@shadekage3432]

Its more of a "reasons to not open carry"

[@ButcherTTV]

That is probably the best escape attempt ive ever seen lol

[@awildsissel6198]

Wow, look I'm in a video! I was the QM that shift, and despite the actual cargo crew being me and 1 tech besides Salvage, it was actually quite relaxing shift for us. I remember going to the bar to get a drink and seeing it was just gone, brought em some restock crates, a soda dispenser, and some kangaroos and crabs for ambience.

[@Pvariety441]

You saved me and rd from the syndie, well done!

[@Riya-ho5zv]

I felt for that perma seccie since I barely get any experience with combat as well, they tried their best to save it with the flash but it was too late at that point. They got robusted haaaaaaaaaaaaard

[@Pasakoye]

Wow, that guard really slipped up. And down.

[@Fr_Dae]

how do you get two points of view? Did the other player send you his video? Was he streaming too? Or do you have a system for replaying a finished game?

[@AafliW]

SS14 has had a replay system for a while if I recall - I dunno how extensive it is right now but assuming it's that, the server likely has a public replay system that Lilten took from.

[@godgaveyouhands2848]

There's a replay system on an external website

[@Joseph_McGinnis]

THE PERMA SCENE DEAR GOD

[@quietwhisper]

Im sorry but was that a lizard atmos tech on evac holding a syndicate fire axe

[@Liltenhead]

Oh god it was lol. I was too busy talking to Willow, didn't even notice.

[@quietwhisper]

@@Liltenhead DEMOTED

[@godgaveyouhands2848]

Least robust perma prisoner

[@burgernthemomrailer]

You didn’t get the memo? Detroit isn’t funny anymore, you need to update the title to Average Captain in Ohio!

[@incendiarycrocs7449]

I saw the 14:59 length and thought it was going to be unedited to be honest haha

[@skarletwing]

'Your suit is best for this' little did he know... Amen

[@hobo2194]

oh my god thats me im the PAI at 9:25 basically the cadet killed the CMO because cadet thought the CMO was talking but it was actually me saying "im gonna kill you" and then the cadet shot the CMO and crowbarred him, to be fair the CMO did bolt his door and have a saw out... oh its also me at 2:27 the blonde hair guy

[@moonar5820]

Hopefully Cadet didnt get banned, as per RP is seems 'fair'

[@crime8110]

Detroit: Become Slave reference

[@TT-Rex]

I loved Barratry, always called Detroit because of how derelict it looks every round.

[@BIGESTblade]

Your captain looks extremely shaggy, not like an officer what-so-ever.

[@Liltenhead]

He's old and doesn't really keep up with appearances anymore.

[@franksgaminghub2458]

Even I am not as incompetent as that Security team

[@henhenIII]

I can't stop laughing at this: 1:12

[@milotura6828]

Why was that sheikh so ROBUST lol.

[@DankManPlays]

And this is why sec should only move in two's. And not be shitters

[@HomerGumther]

the holy hand grenade in the Bar, that was incredible

[@tyreesesmith1244]

most competent security team

[@Guts-the-Berserker]

Captain of the Detroit divison of the 14th station I see.

[@hobo2194]

what bomb is that in 1:15 where can i get that

[@Liltenhead]

Holy hand grenade. You can get it from a surplus or chaplain's can buy it for 20 TC.

[@hobo2194]

ah thx@@Liltenhead

[@robertott5074]

I was the narco screaming Socially anxious blue Moth, I rlly wanted brains but all of them were dead😮‍💨

[@robertott5074]

I was listening to this vid while I was brushing my teeth, when I heard you say something about you not being able to check up on Sci😁

[@robertott5074]

I think that was the round when the ninja screwed up our research lol

[@robertott5074]

Btw I'm very new to ss14, I have only 7-15 hours on the game

[@Liltenhead]

Hope you're enjoying the game!

[@robertott5074]

@@Liltenhead I am

[@ghostatnite]

I didn’t really get to play that round… I was gunned down and gibbed via minibomb early on lol

[@thebadman6169]

Hey Litho, how do I assemble chem dispenser in Detroit as chemist at round start? Alas just inserting dispenser chip and trying to use screwdriwer did not work which makes me very sad...

[@godgaveyouhands2848]

shift click the board

[@chickencancanyt8804]

Spoiler: CC and NT don't pay us.

[@WithinElysium]

man i was so sad they ruined my SICK atmos party lmao

[@limemeiseer2969]

How to walk: dont

[@Werddrewtv]

Day 4 of asking liltenhead to unban me in his comments

[@dragonjspider]

Now that's what I call a shitsec lmfao (Up to 6:30)

[@dragonjspider]

Also what caused the cadet to gib the CMO like that anyway? And how did they even get locked in with them? Seems like major self antag to me.

[@aydenlokey3641]

I would check the replays to be honest, My theory though is that possibly the CMO was a syndicate with the task of killing the seccie since CMO happens to be the only head able to be a syndicate

[@nucleargandhi1139]

​@@dragonjspiderthe CMO's pAI said "I'm going to kill you" and the cadet thought it was the CMO talking. I don't know why they GIBBED them but that's why they attacked them

[@dragonjspider]

@@nucleargandhi1139huh, talk about overeacting...

[@General_of_the_Enclave]

Holy shit, I was one of those bartenders that got bombed.

[@Liltenhead]

You got revenge in the end.