SSGV5: Stupid Star Allies

Kirby Star Allies, but slightly more stupid.
Shoutout To Spina and PlasmaHat734 for voice acting in this video!
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uh happy new year. And valentines, that exists too.
So you know how i said i was gonna take a break in the last videos description? you watched the last video, right? one of my recently worst performing videos ever? of course you watched it. anyways I basically lied. Pretty much spent the entirety of January working on this. I actually thought i wouldn't even make the February 12th deadline, but editing sped up in the second half and i completed it early with a few days to relax 👍
With RTDL deluxe coming out in about 10 days you’d expect me to make a video on it, but since i've already made a RTDL vid i'd rather just do something original, and april fools is too far away so i cant just reupload the old vid with a cartoon filter over it (sad)
might make a short vid about the new abilities but thats it for february.
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Tags: Kirby, Kirby Garry's Mod, Kirby Animation, Kirby Gmod, Kirby SFM, Kirby Cartoon, Goofy Wacky Haha Funny Animation why are you reading this, Cartoon Animation, Kirby Parody, Memes
#Kirby #KirbyGmod #KirbySFM #KirbyAnimation #Animation #GarrysMod #KirbyCartoon

[@Vernias]

my favorite part was when Kirby summoned his star allies and then they allied all over the place it was awesome

[@goatresx1799]

Truly one of the games of all time

[@ShockHat734]

SO TRUE

[@goatresx1799]

@@ShockHat734 SO TRUE

[@matttz90]

Vern nation :0

[@donovandelarosa8246]

@@ShockHat734 que gracioso los efectos

[@deadlydingus1138]

I like how the life counter was larger with each death.

[@wesleyrobledoOnyt]

guess to prevent the game over from happening

[@MegaMet98]

Death no longer matters in the Kirby Universe, Kirby is an immortal entity.

[@wesleyrobledoOnyt]

@@MegaMet98 I guess so...

[@GRADUATE2026]

But the start killed me 💀

[@mariogirl8100]

But it's accurate to how many you'll get in the game!

[@johnic-exe3580]

As a Star Allies fan, I find this to be an extremely accurate representation of my favorite Kirbo experience. Well done funny man. You did a funny.

[@michaelhinton8530]

6:25 Taranza: *Founds one up* I finally Found it… Now Who’s Gonna STOP MEEEEEEE?! *Gets eaten by Kirby*

[@striderachive]

I feel sad now :(

[@cauebernardo9702]

Super mario movie eccept this

[@cecilcoelho]

Oh, New spider ability!

[@Bssisgood]

Yum.

[@ALICExX588]

I finally found it... *NOW WHOS GONNA STOP MEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHH*

[@kingbash6466]

The amount of lives Kirby has is accurate to the actual game.

[@fawkewe]

The gameover screen in star allies counts as unused content.

[@kirbylink1992]

@@fawkewe that got me

[@goatresx1799]

@@fawkewe true

[@supermario_bueno]

It's impossible to get a game over in this game

[@bingolinging]

@Mario Lucas I had to kill myself so many times to redo the rooms in heros in another dimension to get hearts that I missed. I 100% completed everything but guest Star. I'm not gonna do the same levels over and over just to play as another character 😂

[@Tindopia]

You see, unlike SMG4, Shockhat's videos seem like he actually played the game and made this video from experience rather than just make a video for a gam that hasn't come out yet and therefore having almost nothing make sense in the context of what the video represents. Think about it. When SMG4 made the Mario Odyssey video, the plot barely had anything to do with the game at all, and the only thing representing it was just a hat with eyes. This is especially the case with other games they make videos of. Shokhat, on the other hand, really nails how it feels to play the games. When I watch videos such as Kirby 64: the Stupid Stars and especially Kirby's Stupid Return to Dreamland, there are a lot of moments where I think to myself "Hey I remember doing this part" or "I didn't even think he was gonna include this part of the game". Shockhat is a *TRUE* Kirby fan guy.

[@BMWM3GTR2001]

as much I as liked SMG4, He is far past his prime.

[@stormlordeternal7663]

@@BMWM3GTR2001 Luke and Kevin, the heart and soul of SMG4 straight up don't the run the show anymore. They left I think a couple years ago to work more on their animation company Glitch. Now SMG4 is being run by a Glitch team that can't and won't emulate the original style of SMG4. SMG4 isn't SMG4 anymore. It's funny cus Glitch shows are actually good (cus they're worked on by the original creators)

[@tysoniacrypoid575]

1:45 “Whospy-“ *gets died for being the most easiest boss in all of the Kirby series*

[@cecilcoelho]

True

[@DudeOnTheInternett]

W pfp

[@SBWABT3789]

"OOOOOOH-" *gets dieded* 6:39 btw

[@tysoniacrypoid575]

@@SBWABT3789 *gets dieded for being “almost” as harder than og whispy woods*

[@cecilcoelho]

@@tysoniacrypoid575 *A few uninspired levels later...*

[@puffinpeddler2827]

I like how the bomb guy managed to stay alive all the way till the end. So wholesome

[@cecilcoelho]

True dude :D

[@tylerpoop-qn6zx]

bomb guy is just of a higher quality then the other beings on this planet

[@aniluaces149]

He’s my favorite character.

[@jesslynnqueenn2751]

​@@aniluaces149 me too that was cherry cookie siblings i think😅

[@Mistergamer846]

Poppy bros Jr Oh and Poppy bros Sr ended up being a basic enemy.

[@xpearl_heartx]

I was waiting for this one Can’t wait to see what goes horribly wrong first. The star, or the allies.

[@idosarts_and_krafts]

The fact that morpho knight only got a slight cameo

[@BloodRedBloody97]

It will be the kirby

[@mechamight_prototype]

5:53 beam attacc

[@shaneburdette1892]

aw, i missed... BEAM ATACC

[@B-40TheBegger]

*caussly charges hammer flip*

[@user-oy3cb8kx1u]

​@@B-40TheBeggerha ha... Maybe this one'll hit'em BEAM ATTA- EEEEEE

[@ALICExX588]

*waddle doo*

[@Doobie-kx8fk]

8:34 least Poppy Bros Jr. made it past the final boss

[@supasunotchi3355]

Wait a minute… Kevin? (Fail reference)

[@MorganaFan-eh5to]

6:37 If Kirby Was Spider-Man!

[@supasunotchi3355]

Nice.

[@Ben-kd7ug]

Gonna be better than SMG4's version of star allies

[@epicgreenkirby]

This comment is underrated.

[@HarmonyBunny]

And you're right

[@exotic_existenceiquit4130]

Actually you’re right, Smg4’s version is just a summary of Kirby’s first game (not hating on him but it’s kinda true)

[@blueknightskeleton8424]

Shockhat at this point is too much superior to him.

[@RHVGamer]

@@epicgreenkirby it's the top comment

[@SaiyanofLegend1993]

I love all the references to the fact that death is completely inconsequential in this game since you are given lives like an all-you-can-eat buffet. The Game Over screen may as well be an easter egg.

[@camarokidbb4347]

Health is bumped up and there are fewer pitfalls/crushing obstacles compared to RtD if I remember right as well, unless the Deluxe version toned down the health from the original. I only died once in my first playthrough of Star Allies. I’ve died numerous times both to enemies and especially to crushing obstacles in Return to Dreamland (Deluxe), and some may/may not be intentional due to me also going in to collect every single energy sphere.

[@sophiebubbles07]

⁠​⁠@@camarokidbb4347no there’s definitely a lot of reliance on the late game of star allies on crushing blocks I think the reason people joke about how inconsequential death is in this game is because this is one of the only Kirby games to save how many lives you got after death

[@KirboDudez64]

True, I have NEVER seen a game over screen on that game.

[@kolkagaming1234]

4:12 Top notch animation

[@tthunder878]

2:05 a normal day for king DDD

[@melissablake3219]

3:49 when Kirby is to lazy to fight meta knight

[@javianwilliams7463]

7:00 “No.”

[@averagestoner69]

Lord Hyness: *goes feral within the first few seconds*

[@tcgamezyt5663]

​@@averagestoner69 waddle doo: haha beam (attack)

[@yayo_youtube]

I like it how Poppy Bros Jr literally stays through the entire video, just to kill himself in space, truly the Star Ally of all time.

[@littleawesomeapple]

@@choivin-cymoe Are you okay.

[@Grag235]

@@littleawesomeapple I don’t think they are, they did this in another comment but sang the alphabet song

[@Shroom69-420]

Yeah she has 20 playlists of educational videos I think the student went insane from all the ABC learning

[@yayo_youtube]

@@Shroom69-420 thanks for the information, I didn't know why someone made a alphabet there.

[@ejdaprodj]

*ally

[@idunno_]

3:23 RIP

[@jacobg6299]

o7

[@itsPikachu]

NO SPARKY!

[@MISOSUUP256]

何故生きている？(Why are you alive?)

[@MatthewSmart]

This is truly the greatest video about Kirby stopping a man with Squidward nose.

[@KingsleyComanIsCool]

If KZbin had Oscar's this should have been nominated

[@maroontheoctoling5319]

:))))))

[@coolkeeby77]

Yes

[@Tobyfoxfoam]

hyness is literally just squidward on drugs

[@xaicracker1105]

ah hell nah squinchword broke the evil heart

[@unicornub]

2:45 friend circle 3:00 friend bri- shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip 3:36 friend star WHA-ZOOOOOOMM 4:49 friend 🚂 7:39 Star friend sparkler 🎇

[@chibber_489]

4:17 Now i imagine Francisca constantly being high

[@ALICExX588]

*bonjam my dudes*

[@theinkyoneiguess_]

8:21 It would’ve been even funnier if you used the scene of him summoning his friends with the _”I HAVE SEVENTY ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS!”_ part of that audio XD

[@_Pale_Vapors_]

8:08 bro got obliterated

[@berriaverysvids]

5:00 my ears are BLEEDING

[@lightgivemepower6425]

Cool

[@loading.94]

7:58 lol I just noticed that waddle doo just got blown away

[@wobbmin3705]

9:07 aw, and here I was hoping for a Puss in Boots Death Whistle meme with Morpho and Galacta

[@ShockHat734]

Would've dated the video more than I'm willing to allow.

[@wobbmin3705]

@@ShockHat734 fair enough

[@turbobist2889]

​@@ShockHat734 BTW, did you see the movie. If you did, what did you think of it?

[@ShockHat734]

@@turbobist2889 it was great

[@raymundogomez9387]

Morpho kinght: oh come on

[@harlannguyen4048]

8:14 I like how you referenced how Void Termina is vulnerable to Kirby's friend hearts.

[@daryantsns3448]

Kirby: I wanna be your friend! ❤ Void: 🤢😵

[@dashonrichardson1503]

Ugh

[@mariogirl8100]

​@@dashonrichardson1503 Egg.

[@marksaterapi1389]

You’ve improved a lot since you started. The jokes are faster and just as funny, the animation is better, and the pacing has improved. I honestly can’t wait to see what you’ll do next. Keep up the good work

[@Grag235]

@@choivin-cymoe …Why?

[@sure2411]

0:46 my favorite scene

[@G4L4XY357]

Bronto Burt! 0:43

[@DogaoY]

And He Fall Down The Stairs 😂

[@B-40TheBegger]

@@G4L4XY357*ally heart fails*

[@jenniferbreininger6015]

Face

[@932ai]

9:02 in my miND : TF2 SCOUT GAMING

[@T-Trux]

Can’t wait for 60k. For the special. I would let Kirby explain the whole lore slowly and with precise detail of everything they know. Which would make them listen to it for 10484959276 years.

[@PikaZhun]

6:49 Always Make Me laugh lol

[@Hisuiantrainerr]

Two Words: FLYING DOORS

[@M3fanKm]

Hi Character sis

[@ransewarrior]

hi old alt

[@FlavioBlus28orBlueGames]

0:33 Kirby’s return to dreamland: what have you done?!, I’ll be in trouble!!!!!

[@RelentlessSketchStudios]

Me: I wanna fight Void Termina in Kirby Star Allies, mom! Mom: Sweetie, we have the Void Termina fight at home...! The Void Temina fight at home: 7:44 Also, I liked how Francisca said, "Way Past Cool" and cooled all over the place.

[@sandraperez8257]

HAHAHAHA

[@artfulcolorfulcreativeandk7926]

WHEN DID THE LEGEND OF ZELDA AND KIRBY STAR ALLIES MIX?!?!?!?!

[@filipepic]

4:07 best animation ever you need an oscar for this

[@Pumpkin_Lord_Gamings]

7:27 I never knew they were adopted

[@ivanthegreativan_rodriguez4958]

THAT’S WHY YOU READ THE LORE-

[@DDDTJ]

They have always been

[@ashkirby8896]

3:54 Nice how you used Meta Knight’s iconic “this is bullshit” quote from the Kirby’s Invasion 2000s fan animation!😆🤣😂😄🤩😎👌

[@B-40TheBegger]

*T H I S I S B U L L S H * T*

[@MarioSonic46]

Back when the game was getting updates, I slowly worked towards getting every character's guest star mode complete. The reward was a nice little message and that's about it.

[@kylemac9700]

What was the message? Also do you think you could try to get all puzzles done? I’m to lazy to do it. Oh also imagine if you had to do that for the platinum crown on your save.

[@MarioSonic46]

@@kylemac9700 Guest Star Mode (Before the Final Update): "You cleared it with all of your friends! Lots of friends have now become Star Heroes!" True Arena (Before the Final Update): "You've selected all characters and grasped victory in the ultimate battle! Guest Star Mode (After the Final Update): "You've cleared this mode with all Dream Friends, who are now heroes in their own right. You are the master of friends!" True Arena (After the Final Update): "You have used each character and tasted victory with all! You have proven yourself as... a true Ultimate Kirby Master!"

[@theonetruedoggo4808]

6:54 glad you kept this in

[@YTSirBlack]

5:17 i saw what you added there.

[@ViorbyX]

Flamberge have been furious too long, literally always

[@Lilbrocco]

Flamberge bodypillow i want it

[@Lilbrocco]

:|

[@Lilbrocco]

Dindt say. Nothing

[@cauebernardo9702]

7:06 MEH :-)(-:

[@cocoworld4390]

7:12 friend circle part 2

[@Ryan14947]

I find it funny how the only friend who doesn't get replaced and is there from the start is Poppy Bros Jr.

[@saha-7129]

And Poppy Bro Jr survived to the end of main story... until he killed himself to stop the pain (found out that it is actually a male because "bro" part)

[@tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32]

Bombs :>

[@Oppositebolt_08]

This video pretty much sums up the entire story of Kirby Star Allies

[@keishasimpson4954]

,

[@javianwilliams7463]

8:54 “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHH-“

[@averagestoner69]

2:37 *Never underestimate the BROOM HATTER.*

[@ZembleFond32]

Not especially Kirby. 😳😨

[@SpecralAmy6]

He just killed an innocent man for a broom

[@shannonbitzer926]

8:29 Kamehame hah!!!!!!!!!!!

[@shamariomorris3822]

5:06 IM GOING TO MEIRDER YOU!!!!

[@crazyplushtales9099]

0:29 “World Of Peace” More Like “World Of Danger Every 5 Miliseconds”

[@3bebo376]

1:41 okay now I genuinely wanna know where that sound effect came from- Also Poppy bro’s Jr. is an absolute chad for lasting till the end of the video, kudos to him 😔🤟

[@ShockHat734]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/f33anoqPitGZeMU

[@3bebo376]

@@ShockHat734 Ahh, tank u very much kind sir, I appreciate it UwU Now I might use this sound effect when I make videos lol-

[@donovandelarosa8246]

​@@ShockHat734 quieres guerra contra smg4 para tener a mario en tus video creo

[@da_kirb]

1:19 was a very smooth motion 👌👌👌

[@yagurlains]

"YOU HURT FRANCISCA!!!" "ONLY I'M ALLOWED TO HURT FRANCISCA!!!!!!" Hold up-

[@javianwilliams7463]

6:10 Literally my eardrums RN. (Also: What happens when you don’t rest frequently.)

[@Pancakemaster64]

SUPER FRIEND STAR 7:38

[@lightgivemepower6425]

star allies sparkler

[@G4L4XY357]

@@lightgivemepower6425Star Allies Sparkler

[@danilosantos-bq4qr]

But he has the majora mask

[@shadowneon1958]

5:35 I like how waddle doo says "waddle doo" when Kirby is heading for treasure

[@TTBPF.2007]

3:39 Markiplier 5:06 I remember that I’m going to やだ you

[@ArnoldFennec]

2:27 Broom Hatter: Oh, what a mess! Must I clean up this entire forest? Kirby: I'd worry more about *Y O U R L I F E .*

[@Shep201]

**inhale** “Oh wHaT A MeSs”

[@Nedji1974]

9:15 kirby gonna die

[@nadiatorres3777]

8:55 got me laughing hard😂

[@commentturtle9892]

Yesssss

[@commentturtle9892]

Screaming ensues

[@cecilcoelho]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh

[@cillinolly7698]

1:55 my new sleep paralysis demon

[@firebeetlethestagbeetle3901]

Your sleep paralisis demon killed bugzy BAN IT

[@Grag235]

Why did I feel actually sad when the allies died? This made me care more for the side characters that barely had screen time, than the entirety of the SMG4 cast

[@omega97hyper24]

Prob cuz modern smg4 is uninspired trash

[@Grag235]

@@omega97hyper24 Fair enough

[@poppy_bro]

​@@omega97hyper24real

[@Bethany_Bradley]

As much as I wholeheartedly love Star Allies and think that it gets shit on way too much, I still can agree and laugh my ass off with everything in this video, lol

[@Boizam364]

0:01 That heart is scary

[@RTD_Dev]

I’ve been wondering when I’d see you cover this for a _long_ time, now. Still feel like your dosage of memes are da *best* 👏

[@Mysterious_Idol]

I love me some _good_ memes~ 🤌

[@Andren368]

Ikr

[@Ducky99999]

1:45 Hwhispy- *dies from being the easiest boss* 6:40 OOOO- *also dies from being harder from the easiest boss*

[@Pancakemaster64]

FRIEND TRAIN 4:48

[@GigaChadsAreReal]

This video game when it came back is one of the best Kirby games in history. Great music. Great fan service. Great lore. Also the Return to Dreamland Game from the Wii is getting a remake for the Switch :D

[@ShockHat734]

it does indeed have some great fanservice, i'll give it that

[@thedraftingax5963]

Agreed

[@gavanscommandblock]

​@@ShockHat734great what

[@augiekintop6242]

​@@gavanscommandblock Fan service, basically maintenance and repair of various fans

[@NeoPopBros]

Now that was peak Star Allies. Like the Forgotten Land video, this made me laugh a good amount of times. Great work Shock!

[@MrSam1098]

6:29 NO YOU WERE SO CLOSE TO BRINGING HER BACK!!! :(

[@cocoworld4390]

Don’t worry is the just video

[@MrSam1098]

@@cocoworld4390 But I'm with him I WANT HER BACK TOO!

[@frediculous1191]

7:04 I don't know why but the sudden closeup of Hyness' face with the vineboom kills me.

[@exotic_existenceiquit4130]

5:22 guess you can say she had.. A HEAT-STROKE

[@striderachive]

That helped XD

[@imthecoolest3884]

W

[@tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32]

....DER

[@soundwavefan7450]

Booooo

[@freg332]

I love that fact that at 1:07 they reversed the sound effect lol

[@megamixelfan]

h u h

[@Min4617_]

Huge Respecc to poppy bros jr for supporting Kirby since the beginning And then self destructing at the end knowing that has witnessed all of his previous friends die and would be forever traumatised

[@Fido_the_funni]

Kirby simply breaking the game's law for 10 minutes straight and having a mental breakdown montage:

[@David-Pro-2010]

0:44 i love this part G U N

[@kevinhol2023]

You just killed an innocent man for a broom... - Blade knight 2023

[@sap1704]

2:20 hold up wait a minute waddle dee didnt exist and the fire dude died

[@Toinfinity089]

It shows that no matter what

[@Neil-rl4lk]

Pre rendered image

[@jamesricetunes]

1:35 PAINT PAINT PAINTING SOUNDPAINT PAINT PAINTING SOUNDS

[@supasunotchi3355]

Yes.

[@ginger271]

5:46 Was that magolors teleport sound???

[@ShockHat734]

yeah

[@ginger271]

​@@ShockHat7347:13 That isn't the friend circle that's abusive father circle

[@viruskiller222]

1:00 my favourite part

[@mattanimationandgaming963]

3:02 make sense he dosen't have hands or tiny nugget hands

[@daryantsns3448]

But he is a plug. Poppy Bros Jr could hold onto his prongs.

[@mattanimationandgaming963]

​@@daryantsns3448 dosen't that shock him?

[@daryantsns3448]

@@mattanimationandgaming963 No, but that could have infused Poppy Bros Jr’s bombs with electricity, right?

[@megamixelfan]

Plug: wait a minute SHIIIIIIIIIII-

[@mattanimationandgaming963]

@@daryantsns3448 thats the power of friendship he share hes electric powers to hes bomb but hes poopy bros jr get a electric balls on hes jester hats how that make sense that he give boost put it electrics on hes jester hat balls is like putting a jelly butter on a hat and you put it you hands have jelly buter??

[@megamixelfan]

1:03 AINT NO BODY GOT TIME FOR DAT >:(

[@DeanRocks-kr7wv]

My little brother says he likes this better than what he’s seen of Classic SMG4 once he saw this, so yeah, you’re doing a fantastic job

[@ShockHat734]

:D

[@buddyy9558]

This is very true in so many fucking levels of correct 6:08

[@tvlatino5824]

7:44 It makes me laugh that Void Termina is a recolored Garfield model but with Mayora's mask

[@agentomecha634]

Glad to see you back. This was actually my first ever Kirby Game and it got me interested in the franchise. So it’s cool to finally see a video on it. Plus I’m definitely looking forward to RTDL Deluxe and Magolor’s new epilogue. Edit: Great video and congrats on the 60K subscribers. I remember I used to play Guest Star Allies and Ultimate Choice a lot. Especially as Dark Meta Knight since I liked his mirror attacks.

[@kirbgreen]

3ds epic yarn was the first one i beat

[@catequistakids3120]

Mine too!

[@OGPepsiman]

1:22 YOUNG DEFIANT LMFAOOOOOO

[@raulhedgebomber420]

3:34 Escardi Meme!: _UN PAH-JARO!_

[@MorganaFan-eh5to]

3:39 Ads Be Like!

[@Its_stepy]

3:36 FRIEDS STAH

[@1980btrfly]

FRIEND STAR!

[@MartimJesus-kj1ku]

Wha-

[@BlackdragonTheShadow]

0:27 Yeah I feel like this is what Kirby thinks internally at this point… cause they really can’t relax since there is always something happening on Planet Popstar that they need to deal with

[@pepperonipizza8200]

2:11 Family Gay Refrense

[@siralex_gg]

Bullying and abuse is something that is never lacking in power of friendship

[@Frostyfella]

2:35 - 2:44. NEVER DISRESPECT KIRBY

[@raulhedgebomber420]

5:21 HEART ATTAK SOUNDS!

[@imthecoolest3884]

How sad was her death 1/10

[@Redder_Creeps]

Let's face it: If something can go wrong in Star Allies, in this video said thing *will* go wrong

[@electricjoy272]

0:36 I did not expect the He-Man reference! xD You always make amazing videos that make me and my gf laugh! Keep up the great work!

[@G4L4XY357]

0:35

[@CocoaTheDamian]

Yeeeees, Kirby Star Allies but SSGV5'd, It's just how i imaginated it, and the fact that you made the "that's not actually the credits" joke *Twice* Made it even better imo

[@MariaArocha-xu3tg]

1:45 i love this part

[@ivanthegreativan_rodriguez4958]

9:33 WHY ARE ALL THREE NIGHTMARISHLY DIFFICULT TO FACE AT A TIME?!

[@kristopherbeckett7407]

9:30 9:36 LOLOL😂😂😂

[@ivanthegreativan_rodriguez4958]

@@kristopherbeckett7407I don’t care about where I put timestamps.