STAND UP DARK HUMOR (YOU LAUGH YOU'RE OUT)

[@adamatif288]

These jokes are genius.

[@Kaid10us]

Q: What does a baby have in common with a pregnant teenager. A: There both thinking. “Damn, my mom’s gonna kill me?”lol

[@user-tg4pq6hs1w]

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[@syndroforrester8499]

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? -No one because of BP

[@Kaid10us]

@@syndroforrester8499 No, Gary he’s one of the many aquatic species of sea slug that BP oil spill killed!

[@syndroforrester8499]

@@Kaid10us “We’re sorry.” -Tony Hayward

[@raymondnecke5806]

It's always better when people can have a laugh at race , religion, etc and not get pissy about bullshit woke crap

[@blacksheep4vc]

Yo can someone explain the LBJ one, my brain aint brainin.

[@50calmeta]

El BJ

[@ZaneTruesdale007]

What's princess diana's favorite Meatloaf song?? Paradise by the dashboard light.

[@Bowler30089]

1:48 the click in their minds!!!!!! Who are the fastest readers in the world? Arabs, they can go through 100 stories in 2 seconds

[@taliclay]

1. Reused 2. Decent 3. Good 4. Ok 5. Nice shii 6. Good slow cooker 7. Reworked but decent 8. Very clean 9. Bit stale but “9/11” sold it 10. Clean 11. Very clever 12. Rhymes, rhymes 13. Crisp, bit dull but crisp 14. Gahdam, that’s original 15. Reused, I think? 16. Ok 17. Hoooooooo 18. Reused, so damn reused 19. Okay 20. Damn 21. Good rework, very nice 22. Nice pun 23. Whoa, really? 24. That’s pretty damn funny 25. Rework, but not too bad 26. Also decent rework 27. 28. Very punny 29. 30. Whooooo 31. Heh 32. 33. Punny

[@zoewinsmann]

Got a joke for you guys!! I’m not racist, but my friend told me this joke 😅 J: Why do black people have nightmares? A: Because we killed the only black person who had a dream

[@VinixtheChair]

lol that’s funny and I’m black

[@Kxd_K3nta]

This proves me going to hell

[@mitchelnorton2692]

Well, if you're going, save me a seat.

[@jaykose2125]

Yo what happen to these guys why they got like no views now

[@_Tree]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sadmikewazowski7754]

What do we call a gay saudi? Corpse

[@skullboybrazil2583]

Whats the difference between a bowling ball and a child? the bowling ball doesn't scream when i finger it

[@METX141railfan]

💀?

[@skullboybrazil2583]

@@METX141railfan i have so many other dark humour jokes on my bucket list,this one is just the tip of the iceberg :)

[@skullboybrazil2583]

@@METX141railfan i have so many other jokes in my collection,this one is just the tip of the iceberg :)

[@VinixtheChair]

Uhm what

[@timothycedeno3115]

In my opinion there was only one good one

[@adairweaver8865]

It's too bad y'all can't find anything funnier than making gay jokes. Some of y'all could be funny...

[@seanstoltz6957]

The door’s open, who’s gonna say it?