God might not be able to help. Diddy on the other hand….
@afropunkx6 күн бұрын
@@NiVoldizaagreed. Anyone who watches him regularly understands he was actually stumped with that heckle, and had to use a clap back that wasn’t relevant to the heckle and he’s used many times before… unlike the pig one. 😂 that was true wit.
@Zimfier35 күн бұрын
But he didn't have a come back for the third one. He was stumped. His reply would work for anything.
@Gumardee_coins_and_banknotes5 күн бұрын
Practice practice practice.
@bruckeundkeinzweckКүн бұрын
Last one was definitely an emergency comeback for when he can't think of anything else.
@AlexRoseGamesКүн бұрын
yeah we used that one all the time at my school in the 2000s
@giakolou287613 сағат бұрын
He does look like a ventriloquist doll tho and the latter is probably true also
@IrrepresPal9 сағат бұрын
To be fair, the dis was pretty ot of left field and a pretty weird one, made little sense and was overall a nah
@mollygrace30688 сағат бұрын
@IrrepresPal No, it was pretty spot on.
@Brad-lt2re6 сағат бұрын
100% it's his most used line
@aprofessionalnoob6666 күн бұрын
Jimmy liked the last one. It was so good he couldn't think of anything worthy fast enough, so he reused one of his jokes. 😂
@alhughes96985 күн бұрын
He repeats it for the crowd tbf he’s got like 20 responses that he cycles through and it works to him 👍🏻
@michaelfoley9065 күн бұрын
Yeah KZbin has kind of spoiled that as everyone can see the 'stock' comebacks in videos.
@georgist3692 күн бұрын
it's the except function, try: print(new comeback) except: print(default comeback)
@SmackosynthesisКүн бұрын
He smiled a bit at the ventriloquist one
@harrysmith809021 сағат бұрын
@@michaelfoley906not really. He knows it’s being recorded it’s just lazy
@theonlyjoe_5 күн бұрын
That smirk on the ventriloquist one. He was genuinely quite proud of that heckle
@vcarriere3 күн бұрын
Yeah, saw it too lmao. He admires the joke but he still has to answer to it
@evanhill395616 сағат бұрын
He was so close to busting a big laugh. But he knew he’d “lose” if he did. I think the place would have lost it if he just said “damn, that was a good one”😂
@mattpaul8405 күн бұрын
He wanted to laugh at the ventriloquist doll joke but he held it back😂😂😂
@AlexRoseGamesКүн бұрын
that guy ate, he really does look like a ventriloquist's doll
@_LifeOfReilly6 күн бұрын
Repeating each heckle “for the audience” buys him time to go through the mental Rolodex.
@nathantarr73086 күн бұрын
Also allows the rest of the audience to hear what was said. Two birds, one stone.
@petuniapaul7586 күн бұрын
@@nathantarr7308it’s a good strat tbh
@mme27555 күн бұрын
Yes its a good tacktick.😂
@MiksteR_RdY5 күн бұрын
Also, that's a common thing to do to let people hear what was said, because not everyone hears the same way, you weirdo.
@malafakka85304 күн бұрын
@MiksteR_RdY the weirdo here is you who feels the need to call someone a weirdo when they didn't say anything weird.
@trentensehy70246 күн бұрын
That last one was crazy
@altuervo6 күн бұрын
Nah not really, jimmys said that line a few times in response to different hecklers, i think its his hail mary when hes been genuinely outheckled (if that's the word)
@disadadi89586 күн бұрын
@@altuervooutheckled by just being thrown stupid insults at? Ehh
@mme27555 күн бұрын
But true😂😂
@macman9753 күн бұрын
It doesn't make sense to be fair.
@disadadi89583 күн бұрын
@@macman975 how come? You know how ventriloquists operate the dolls?
@Zthesupreme5 күн бұрын
Jimmy:*manages to come with a good respond on the spot* Me:*in a shower after 3 years of an argument with someone* Ooh I would've stumped him if i said that...
@idkwuisp76266 күн бұрын
The only comedian who can successfully pull off your mom jokes 😂
@JakeTheTrouserSnakeКүн бұрын
Wait, I thought it was your mom that did the "pulling off"? I'm sorry my friend, but you left yourself wide open... Just like your mom! 😂
@justgivenofox954313 сағат бұрын
@@JakeTheTrouserSnakehahahahahaaaaaaah!
@elguapo532234 минут бұрын
I agree with the first and last guy
@enthusiasticallydry20 сағат бұрын
that last guy got him. he got that comeback from r/wittycomebacks or something like that. the moment jimmy carr was defeated
@AnakinMoonwalker-ww1mj6 күн бұрын
cl he lost the last one
@milkitysplit2 күн бұрын
yeah ngl he should've just given credit where it was due lol
@PeterGaşperan-d6cКүн бұрын
Frfr
@nobully935722 сағат бұрын
well tbh the guy in the audience could've been cooking a joke for months for all we know while jimmy had 10seconds to think of a comeback@@milkitysplit
@luckytako63316 сағат бұрын
@@nobully9357 I mean if you're gonna heckle atleast make it as entertaining as the last one. Jimmy knew it was a good one he held back that smirk at the end🤣
@libervitaexaltis45518 сағат бұрын
Can't win them all. But he had to say something to keep the routine going
@jackrieve6830Сағат бұрын
The last one actully got him good 😂
@Omar-q2l7q6 күн бұрын
These hecklers are definitely in on it
@schloops84736 күн бұрын
no they are not. The audience is invited to heckle him during a part of the show.
@Milburt5 сағат бұрын
A professional comedian has pre rehearsed comebacks to almost all insults.
@kekhusetozao7641Күн бұрын
For real he was genuinely proud of that ventriloquist joke, smirk says it all...
@monke37864 күн бұрын
we’re going back to primary school with these comebacks🗣️🔥
@SebiSebastian-uq4gs5 күн бұрын
Nice comebacks. Literally he puts everyone in his place 😂😂😂❤respect for him
@johnbrown49896 күн бұрын
Jimmy gives them a back hander at the end of the night paid hecklers
@DevinHeida6 күн бұрын
As someone who's been to two of his shows, no. He literally has a point in the show where he asks for people to heckle. Anyone can tell out, yourself included.
@patsy743 күн бұрын
He gets a tax break on it!
@robertmercer32125 сағат бұрын
Posting this on a video where he didn't even have a good comeback is crazy lol
@kennyzhang49392 сағат бұрын
That last one nailed it I never could quite describe how he looked the way he does. Ventriloquist doll is spot on
@coreyostrander17636 күн бұрын
Last one wasnt on the spot that was is just in case he cant think of one xD
@sld17769 сағат бұрын
The first dude just walked into it. Ventriloquist doll dude absolutely won the exchange.
@blucif621010 сағат бұрын
that last line, we've been using that since our teens, still funny to hear a celeb say it 🤣Jimmys awesome😁
@mme27555 күн бұрын
The dollguy was so right.😂
@CRIMSON-FLAME18 сағат бұрын
I was not expecting his answer at the end there very clever.
@Vixenschuuring4 күн бұрын
I love that he just lets them shout such things😂
@beelzeboss4223 сағат бұрын
Yeah you can see him corpsing at being called a puppet doll lol
@robertmercer32125 сағат бұрын
He truly does look like a ventriloquist doll. Thats amazing . 😭😂❤️
@Zerturnosrs15 сағат бұрын
Homeboys bringing out the playground tricks 😂
@chAIboiBoogie6 күн бұрын
He really does look like Slappy the Dummy from Goosebumps 😂
@petermackoon7910Күн бұрын
“Your mum” jokes never tire
@meenboli5 күн бұрын
I love how quick witted he is. The man’s a genius. 😂
@catherinemartin62586 сағат бұрын
No he’s just does what posh people do avoid tax
@Ascendens_Sleepy4 күн бұрын
Always the mother comebacks lmao
@losbastardosmtb6 сағат бұрын
😂😂😂 he’s brutal man
@roseblack1385Күн бұрын
These are the comebacks I think of when I'm in the shower hours after the confrontation.
@msgsgt23 сағат бұрын
Ahhh that was a Black Mirrow reference 😂.
@rakka63156 сағат бұрын
He lost that last one HAAHHA
@Iwantmoneez16 сағат бұрын
Ventriloquist doll is pretty accurate
@doughnutzaj17 сағат бұрын
Even jimmy knew he got rinsed on the last one 😂
@irenasmart1836 күн бұрын
.... mothers teeth.... 😮😂
@alangorman608717 сағат бұрын
Love Jimmy he's the best around
@JonBlondell5 күн бұрын
He’s super quick
@melleetheka4 күн бұрын
They’re part of the act
@Kasualguise3 күн бұрын
He is sharp ❤❤❤ love him.
@unstoppableman527313 сағат бұрын
The ventriloquist one nearly got him. It was good one.
@HalleGardens56 минут бұрын
The last one was someone who just chimmed in the first two were paid to be there 😂
@billwellington43398 сағат бұрын
The last one had him...
@troymartheze579920 сағат бұрын
He nearly cracked up for the ventriloquist doll joke. That was a good one because it’s true.
@Tasky2416 сағат бұрын
Bro, how are these comebacks so fucking deadly yet still so damn posh😭😂
@BlizzRM10MOZES5 сағат бұрын
Not gonna lie the man is quick on his feet
@harryclarke88772 күн бұрын
He does look like that Toy Story doll guy
@Hkdistsnsns10 сағат бұрын
Jimmy was lowkey impressed by the last one.
@Randomdude-z7h4 күн бұрын
The second guy is not coming back.He is struck in time!☠️
@michaelalexander68643 күн бұрын
A seasoned, well-known and well-paid comedian making mum jokes. They're so easy.
@EmptyxVoidКүн бұрын
Nahh the last one can is a comeback for anything 😂
@isabelmendez69686 күн бұрын
DARG, HE KILLS! HHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH
@subwaysurfer30086 күн бұрын
the first one is the only time i’ve seen him not repeat the heckle back to the audience
@CSF-x6h3 күн бұрын
Even Jimmy almost laughed himself at the ventriloquist doll comment 😂
@wolftitanmask953910 сағат бұрын
he looks like (We are number one villian)
@InsomniacStephens141Сағат бұрын
To be fair, he does look exactly like that doll from goosebumps
@richardgaspar80184 күн бұрын
I thought he'll say "you gotta scrape it out of my as*" 💀
@Dossy292 күн бұрын
He should've just copped the last one. It was very good, fair play
@brucealmighty64426 күн бұрын
Sharp as a tack!
@TTT-TurboКүн бұрын
Amazing how his mind works 😅😅😅😅
@blueroly65886 минут бұрын
If you can't come up with a good comeback then move onto the mum jokes 🥱
@Jessie000098765654438 сағат бұрын
Okay but he actually does look like a ventriloquist doll though 😂😂
@Mmm-wb8sdКүн бұрын
I would not be able to deal with hecklers😂
@projekt975118 сағат бұрын
why does he do the indian head wiggle? 🤣🤣🤣
@leighsdsc9340Күн бұрын
The "come back off your mum's teeth"😂😂😂
@atomosstampede7 сағат бұрын
He does look like a ventriloquist doll 😂
@Daiblix4 күн бұрын
Calling jimmy a ventriloquist's doll is the oldest jimmy joke. Everyone says it!
@undisputed1291Күн бұрын
Jimmy is Genius 😂
@hojbizzle847Күн бұрын
He’s really not mate
@okunusiallen27056 күн бұрын
I actually didn't get the comeback first.😂
@macman975Күн бұрын
@@okunusiallen2705 It makes absolutely no sense whatsoever anyway.
@ethan243610 сағат бұрын
He's being ironic. Him going to the roughest college in Cambridge is still a million times than say something like someone who lives in Compton and drops out in Year 10.
@okunusiallen27052 сағат бұрын
@@macman975 uhn?😶🚶♂️
@iwantmykidssusan49416 күн бұрын
“Women can fist too, just ask your mum”
@eatthat6484Күн бұрын
His hair has a single point joint connection at the top of his head it comes off in one piece
@guiseppelatona442921 сағат бұрын
He’s good!
@bfckmitbrustКүн бұрын
Well buying hecklers is part of his routine on stage… just in case you didn’t know 😅 but the punchlines are brilliant
@banriborkbhih13022 күн бұрын
Dr Strange in stand up comedian 😂
@kevinDMC124 күн бұрын
That man has always a nuclear response lmao
@opeeate6 күн бұрын
that last one seemed to actually annoy him. maybe he's in the closest
@szabolcsmiko48666 күн бұрын
i think he looked more like someone who’s trying not to break character, and start laughing, you gotta admit, that was a helluva way to say “you’re gaay”
@opeeate6 күн бұрын
@szabolcsmiko4866 yeah facial expressions are hard to interpret you're probably right.
@macman975Күн бұрын
@@opeeate His 'comeback' was him admitting he's g-a-y!
@jaybartgis51487 сағат бұрын
Third heckler got him dead to rights
@amitmiki2 күн бұрын
That suit 🤌
@jacka.21662 күн бұрын
He made a your mom joke without sounding like a 12 year old absolute legend
@OscarDominguez-dc8xd2 сағат бұрын
*gets bodied* His response: your mum!
@CastTerror517 сағат бұрын
Nah that final comeback was actually weak , he got owned
@johnmcbruce21521 сағат бұрын
Props to the crowd for thinking they can wrestle with Jimmy Carr 😂
@frannylpfan5 сағат бұрын
I'm sure that this guy pays his audience to heckle him so he can roast them for his show!
@YamatoSinjiКүн бұрын
He destroyed everyone
@thespanishinquisition95952 күн бұрын
It does take a certain amount of courage to heckle Jimmy Carr
@xOmumblesOxКүн бұрын
The ventriloquist one was good.
@tigress635 күн бұрын
He actually does look like a ventriloquist's doll
@tsundereyoongi386954 минут бұрын
He really does look like a ventriloquist's doll
@henriquemontebello9533 сағат бұрын
Ok, but he actually looks like a ventriloquist's doll
@Sean-e3h4d3 күн бұрын
wowwwwww that last bit wowwwwww
@macman975Күн бұрын
@@Sean-e3h4d It was terrible wasn't it? It made no sense at all.
@s.e.n32642 күн бұрын
That was good
@Mellow84513 сағат бұрын
Hes so funny 😂😅😂😅
@gurbydhar33402 күн бұрын
Lots of your mom jokes memorized
@blablupp135 күн бұрын
hey hey hey ... hold on ... women can be ventriloquists too
@darrendacre441415 сағат бұрын
To be fair come to think about it he does look abit like slappy from goosebumps.