Dylan Roche | 14 Year Old Stand Up Comedian

[@unidentifiedfoolishobject5287]

God his jokes end up being dragged down horrendously because of the crowd. For instance: Oh yeah I’m 14 Crowd: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@1-2519]

The jokes are pretty good too

[@kirbybutloli5583]

@@1-2519 the jokes are good but could be better if the audiences didn't laugh so obnoxiously every second

[@unidentifiedfoolishobject5287]

Ryan Nelson yeah a couple

[@mysteriousunknown586]

Yeah that crowd was too easy

[@mymom4724]

🤣🤣 ong

[@thecapitalM]

When i saw the host I was like “dam that’s a 14 year-old!“

[@Sophia-mt6ox]

sameee

[@corgi3339]

Isaac Rankin LOL 😂

[@KazumaBan]

Same I was like Yo Hold up my guy has a full on mustache

[@BScottWhytsell]

Haha! Me too!

[@eastyeast6143]

Lol fr wearing identical shirts tripped me out

[@ohno3358]

Dylan: *Exists* Adults: Funniest shit ive ever seen

[@imelusive3641]

clearly they haven't seen two identical rocks before

[@Mattropolis97]

They’re obviously laughing more because they’re impressed someone his age has that kind of whit as well as the balls to get up on stage at all. I believe in free speech, but if you’re gonna talk shit let’s at least see you do it first. Until you do, even the worst comedian is still funnier/more respectable than you or me.

[@jesusalbertogiraldomendoza9960]

@@imelusive3641 why am I finding jojo references here?

[@zoomerx5073]

That is funnier than the entire stand up

[@t2t249]

He doesn’t even have that much to talk about because he hasn’t been alive that long

[@cuzzaya996]

Dylan: "I'm just sipping my water" Audience: *horrendous laughter* Dylan: *tells an actual joke* Audience: *small chuckle*

[@jadedjimmy]

Fr haha! When he was doing the bit about teachers gossiping, they seemed distracted and not amused but then he just mentioned Tim’s name and they lost their minds 😂

[@notjustateen]

Dylan tells a joke me smile me reads this comment: small chuckle.

[@lyric4703]

FR

[@Thezombiekiller06]

most of the laughs come from the unusual nature of him being a professional child comedian lmao

[@johnnievanduin390]

Weell done.

[@hockeydude8475]

Nobody: Dylan: *YOU KNOW WHAT GRINDS MY GEARS TIM*

[@zoerose2540]

😂😂😂

[@alexandracarrera9816]

Hockey Dude 😂😂😂

[@esperanzarodriguez5056]

IM WHEEZING 😂😂☠️☠️

[@gaycheese6277]

xD

[@PeachySunflower15]

😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😃😃😃😄😄😄

[@hp9351]

“I have to write a paper for school” Audience “HAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHA”

[@walker3446]

SmittyToo jealous

[@Gabi_Braun]

SUPREME GUCCI bruh you stole my pfp

[@ass-master-deluxe]

@@Gabi_Braun weebs

[@DG-kr3ly]

@@ass-master-deluxe lmao

[@Wuuhuu55]

You jealous

[@thatgirlsarah8820]

Kid: tells a funny ass joke Audience: heh Kid: takes a sip of water Audience: *AHAHAHAHAHA*

[@Chinritos]

😂True

[@alexandracarrera9816]

Strawberry- Infused water 😂😂😂

[@BeastMode-ty5hf]

Lol

[@redbrixanimations]

Strawberry- Infused water lol I’m your 999th like, SOOO CLOOSE noooo

[@dprangel]

Strawberry- Infused water 😂😂😂😂😂

[@milz3108]

Boy: water Audience: *funny* Boy: yea I’m 14 Audience: *funny* Boy: Tim Audience: *funny*

[@to-y1530]

😂

[@odh3424]

Okay but I’ll admit the “Tim” bit was pretty goddamn funny

[@elimzz__jordi2142]

Soooo true hahaha

[@koen6468]

lol

[@porter5363]

Berd You:HAHAHWHISQKNQKXLl ksmd

[@madhavbhatnagar372]

Kid: "just sipping my water." Audience: * loses their shit!*

[@eddygolder5721]

Lol

[@Isaac-0.4]

ong

[@midwest4544]

Sounds like a trump ralley

[@webb5066]

1:24

[@Re3ponsive]

*Teen

[@ellajane954]

He do be drinking the required amount of water tho...

[@raataja]

w/out a doubt

[@cheesyquokka]

If he keeps up like that he'll stay 14 forever

[@kayleigharnold]

I drink that much water 4 times a year

[@EKKO5]

@@cheesyquokka lol

[@marcelinasuma5555]

😂😂FR like literally every 10 words he's takin a drink of water

[@rosericorico4980]

"That was a joke the priests aren't registered." Ok that was funny 😂

[@Fallman10]

“Just relocated”

[@OkayOkay-le1hq]

I only liked so it wasn't 666

[@colbyjack6678]

800 like

[@rosericorico4980]

@@OkayOkay-le1hq thank u

[@arthurm4012]

Yea the only joke I laughed at

[@tw6rn]

kid: teachers gossip and bully laddy in the back: ThAt'S sAd

[@artoriastheabysswalker5488]

obama your last name is care

[@artoriastheabysswalker5488]

obama care

[@ki11erbunny88]

"Usually from the teachers." Someone in the audience: *"THAT'S SAD"*

[@gloomz3r]

@@charliecili how do we reply to that

[@_amongthe_stars]

"It's supposed to be sad MARTHA!"

[@superspace_]

Mystical Stories sounded like a Martha and a half

[@lukeklo]

Insert name here “lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao”

[@routliffer]

And she starts laughing at her osn comment

[@CharFil]

Bruh the host got off stage, and himself from 10 years ago got back on

[@hxstylelyfe]

Underrated comment, this is a fact😂😂

[@flytrapYTP]

My thoughts exactly

[@Basedmike17]

😂😂😂😂 i was thinking the same shit

[@shaggyrodgers4223]

I just noticed that

[@azikyo]

same shirt bruv hahaha

[@animalpenn-q5c]

“My parents are 40 years old” Audience: AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH

[@no.6269]

So we meet again Brother.

[@dazzledinz0]

ONG

[@JigglyBags]

the audience is laughing because there parents are 12 years younger than them.

[@MR.SPONGEBOB864]

lol

[@chub4984]

yeah I didn't get it either

[@benjaminarcher3442]

Kid: **drinks water** Audience: FUNNIEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEEEEEEEEEEN!

[@thelivingqattus3118]

I saw the thumbnail, but when I opened the video... *wow* *puberty hit him like a bus*

[@hashslingingslasher3855]

TheLivingQattus Hahahahahaha same

[@ru-ru9920]

TheLivingQattus lol same

[@kfaruqe]

The pictures are the same

[@HeyDianaMartinez]

TheLivingQattus hmm what?

[@Lucas-mj5mc]

TheLivingQattus Lol dame then I’m like, is that his brother or something?

[@MUHREECE]

I think he is fully hydrated now.

[@dantesev5496]

Sewer Boys he drinks water because when you are performing if your throat gets dry

[@tod3608]

😂😂😂

[@tod3608]

@@dantesev5496 he drank so much 😂

[@chucklewis6838]

He is drinking water because it is a timing gimmick that professional comic employ to stretch out a laugh. It's about the timing.

[@yinsomniac4128]

@@chucklewis6838 not always, sometimes your nervous and need water to stay HYDRATED. Stretching out a laugh can be as easy as not talking.

[@cgharris22]

That's one talented, well-hydrated kid.

[@AmanSharma-jy7lw]

C H nervousness does that to you. It makes your mouth dry

[@SL213]

quality comment

[@zetaomicron]

C H this is gotta be my fav comment here

[@agentone8511]

Hey free water, you don't see those too many often anymore

[@diamonda3509]

C H u

[@middleeastmusics6570]

Me: laughing at this while eating snacks and lying on my bed Also me: realizing I'm also 14...

[@Ssou2200]

same

[@theminecraftalexis4857]

Same

[@iluminatec8647]

Everyone that sad same in this comment should be a community

[@skyzu9558]

Same

[@lazyhybrid8530]

Same

[@brownbolobagz5810]

Kid: *breathes* Audience:😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@AbsoluteAbsurd]

Yap

[@josephhuncovsky22]

Kid: exists Audience:😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ok-ff1wf]

Idek Mathis made me laugh more than this kid did lmaooo

[@acyace9665]

Idek 😂😂😂😭

[@theesherly7979]

Idek thank u

[@daggerg1rl]

I died when he said "you know what grinds my gears Tim?"

[@TheShattenjager]

Kaylee Lister that was a clever bit. Normally, talking to an audience member is amateur rookie move, but grinds my gears lol that was really funny!

[@undisclosedsteve6361]

Dan Knight it's from Family Guy...

[@myasherman8872]

SAME

[@cassandramartinez1031]

Kaylee Lister 😂😂😂😂

[@dollarintheswearjar6829]

Kaylee Lister same

[@aaronnewsom7962]

I don't even care about how good or bad his jokes are. Just the fact that he's 14 and has the balls to step outside of his comfort zone like that earns mad respect!

[@bellamcmillan4465]

Agreed!

[@tommyfitzgerald5912]

But his jokes are good though?????

[@jamman3921]

They all good tho

[@user-ew2sd7vl5m]

I think the fact that he’s doing stand up says that he doesn’t need a comfort zone

[@gl1zzy999]

But the thing is: the kid's actually funny. Also apparently me being one year older than him gives me the right to say kid.

[@rando8831]

To everyone upset at the audience: they’re all drunk and find him funny, and the fact that he’s a kid amplifies that

[@richardavelino7383]

Thank you!

[@tunesonthetube6409]

yep im 14 and i sing at pubs and the crowd is so easy they treat me different because im a kid it sucks

[@adrianns2403]

Bruh, I talk to adults and whenever I say some stupid ass shit they treat me like I'm Dave Chapelle like DAMN mf you just asked me how I school was going damn

[@katelynm.683]

“You know what grinds my gears, Tim?” *I DIED THAT IS HILARIOUS*

[@naome3904]

are you the audience?

[@nicolasmoon8394]

naom e booma huooma

[@idgiveyoumynameifihadone5075]

NGL THAT GOT ME TOO THAT WAS FUNNY

[@jeffsimons2855]

no it’s not

[@justinthepirate4621]

Nice profile picture

[@luisvila-lobos5590]

Legends say that that guy is still drinking water

[@UziSaysHigh]

Luís Vila-Lobos 😂😂😂

[@JakeSimmer]

@@UziSaysHigh I forgot about that old meeme... 'takes sip of his beer' ;-)

[@daisymay6684]

Yes

[@hr0727]

Legend also says they are still laughing at him from existing

[@saomai8631]

Because he doesn't want to die of dehydration, I guess.

[@hannahdunn7310]

I was taking a sip of my Sprite when he said "just kidding, the priests arent registered" and I actually almost choked laughing

[@agent6467]

@@Milk88488 hahahahaha

[@nikogove1051]

Water came out my nose

[@GREYGORILLA59]

Stop the 🧢.

[@GREYGORILLA59]

@@nikogove1051 stop the 🧢.

[@kevinsantos9370]

U say that like everyone cares

[@ilijasubic4586]

I love how he's telling those Boomer jokes and you can see in his face that he himself is surprised they're laughing at them. I think there is none unther 30 in that crowd xD

[@richardjohnson3599]

Dylan: * tells a funny joke * Audience: silent Dylan: *breaths* Audience: hahahahahaha!!!! EDIT: I just got this video in my recommended (5/4/20) and I just found this comment. First, I know this sounds very cliche but thanks for all the likes! This is officially my second most liked comment. Secondly, I noticed how I started a warzone over me spelling "Dylan" "Dilyan" or however tf I spelled it. Let me mind you I changed it after the first correction MONTHS ago, and when I found this comment you guys are still at it. Like I get it, I spelled Dylan wrong, but I only need one or two people saying that, not a bunch of you.

[@pyeperw4582]

Richard Johnson it’s dylan

[@riddle_xo]

Dlyan

[@jasonstarrising]

Richard Johnson it’s Dylan

[@dmdq_]

Dylan

[@powerpug964]

Pretty sure its dylan

[@taniakallos1985]

The audience: *way too easy fake laughs at everything* Dylan: am i a joke to you

[@thetripp9082]

Lmao

[@breadnon]

Lolll

[@TheNagualZone]

The older guy went off stage- time traveled and came right back as his younger self.

[@cambriasipprell]

Hahahahahha

[@emerezy]

HAHAHAHA they are wearing the same shirt too

[@jameswhite6056]

LifeInTheMatrix lol

[@radicallybean]

LifeInTheMatrix FOR FUCKING REAL, THO 😂😂😂

[@isacccamp7176]

LifeInTheMatrix ha

[@oliverthornton100]

Kid: fricking exists Audience: *HAHAHAHAHAHAH WOOOOOO*

[@MarcoPolo-gj7ji]

It's true thoo

[@MrMooney196144]

They're cheering and applauding his performance. Guess you've never been to a Comedy Club 😂😂😂FYI.. He was quoting from an 80s song "Don't You" by Simple Minds.

[@MrMooney196144]

894 who don't know what cheering and applauding is. 😂😂😂 This is our new generation Wow.

[@Berbs73]

So...

[@Dillmatic97]

1000th like!

[@Dillepo14]

"You know what grinds my gears tim?" I lost it at that 💀💀💀

[@riannolivia22]

Dillepo Me too 😂 I had to pause the video and then replay it

[@fish-kj1dg]

Dillepo why tho

[@MrTit-ey8cx]

I don’t get it

[@daddy8884]

Dillepo and that face he made

[@OkayOkay-le1hq]

I read that while he said that

[@markalexander3659]

"I'm joking....The Priest aren't registered! Just relocated!" - OMG that is so ACCURATE lol. It's funny cuz it's true!

[@AJB9806]

Ok, you got me. "You know what grinds my gears, Tim?" really got me.

[@krgbh627]

Jayde Blackmar hahaha I’m so happy I got that

[@epicriceinhaler]

**opens water** Audience: 🤘😂🤘😂🤘

[@Berbs73]

Stop hatin...

[@rylieshowalter6392]

I love ur name😂😂😂 that is the part i found the funniest so far

[@chelsea9164]

@@Berbs73 how are they hating?

[@whitelightning2402]

Truth hurts huh

[@swipethedark8272]

Audience: *your profile picture*

[@YumeBasil]

This guy is funny asf, but that crowd was way too easy.

[@megp4732]

He deserved better

[@johnstevens2972]

@@megp4732 no.

[@donutminion8881]

Yeah, his jokes weren't bad at all. My only problem was his delivery was a little stale, but honestly great for someone at 14.

[@elitedogger7948]

Donut Minion ya he’ll definitely get better flow with age though

[@zipperjackets4524]

*Im fourteen* HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[@zoesanders3636]

no one: not even tim: dylan: “yOu KnOw WhAt gRiNdS mY gEaRs?!”

[@thatveganchef112]

That part was really funny tho

[@Chuckles-9838]

@@thatveganchef112 yeah I really don’t know what it is, but figures of speech are just hilarious to me depending on how you use/say them

[@Oski360]

4:14 "You know what grinds my gears, Tim?"

[@wes5352]

4:19

[@julesthompson6690]

Oskar Isaksson I was just looking at this comment and he said that lmao

[@athenaibarra8656]

Oml, I read that as he said that😂

[@dr.simranwadhwa5064]

I read this exactly the same time when he said this , I think I am gonna be really successful in life now.

[@sivanrottelman7224]

Travis Scott thanks for the replay

[@shannonhensley2942]

I'm glad someone was willing to give him a platform. He's clean. He's funny. He deserves it. Stop complaining about the audience. It's about his joke.

[@zerocray5219]

3:44 He isn’t clean.

[@grilledcheese4930]

Zerocrazy Gear yeah well he’s not a pro... the performance was pretty damn good still

[@yourinthetitycommity9451]

@@zerocray5219 *BURN THE HERETIC*

[@reggaepotato7643]

really? how clean we talking here?

[@Widow-cl4bu]

Shannon Hensley 3:45

[@akii_trainss17]

“Mostly from teachers” Some woman in the audience: “thats sad!”

[@chriscosta3374]

Billie06jo hilarious

[@pogtonium5084]

no "Its true!"

[@coolhandjake]

“NO ITS THE TRUTH CAROL”

[@gloomy5704]

Sounds like my mom tbh

[@pignk]

Armyyyyy 💜

[@nightcorevenusastrid5917]

Am I the only one that's thinking he looks like a young Tom Holland? ... Mkay.

[@miles_lacey]

I can sorta see that now that you mention it

[@plasticstraw5033]

With the toad mouth and everything

[@Thisiswarhuhwow]

Yes you are the only one. Jesus lord everyone simps for Tom Holland

[@arthurmorgan4635]

@@Thisiswarhuhwow Jealous boah

[@mcflubbiebubbies6394]

Yes that just popped in my head

[@cameronc7403]

lotta gym teachers and priest... KIDDING, KIDDING preists arent registered

[@willk9372]

Pro Tay just relocated🤣

[@harambe925]

Kid: I walked home today Audience:HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Kid: (sips water) Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@emilydoan2577]

Hahahahahaha

[@dwightschrute8357]

Don't be jelly, post your stand up! I'll wait...

[@Josh-dj6it]

🗿

[@archiesnapx]

IM THE 1K LIKE. YOURE WELCOME

[@slaplap8765]

@@dwightschrute8357 what?

[@GonzaloUSA1]

Plot twist: he had never tasted water before this act

[@yeyeyeyeye222]

LMFAO

[@ahhwe-any7434]

Maybe it helped calm his nerves? Give him a break, he's 14. I think he did pretty well. & His jokes are pretty insightful

[@BirdyBetts]

lol

[@yeyeyeyeye222]

Nyst Nah it’s funnier with the plot twist because without the plot twist it would sound like sarcasm

[@iggykad]

@@ahhwe-any7434 dude they're just joking, it's not that deep

[@katomiccomics202]

Half of the things the audience laughed at weren’t jokes. for instance: “I had a flip phone” *audience laughs* Wait that was a joke?

[@amandawallis4991]

Because the adults can relate to it

[@gforceneonaxetake2345]

They're drunk

[@JackPicard]

*Kid isn’t even born* Audience: *dies of laughter*

[@somkeshav4143]

Father: *Just nutted creating the kid* Audience: *HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH LOL REKT XD*

[@pjb4372]

God why do you never answer my prayers dude?

[@Rukassuwu]

420 likes can’t like sorry lmao

[@jasonchen1816]

@@pjb4372 lmao

[@someman7799]

Wait I'm god

[@restlessmind9917]

"The priests aren't registered" cracked me up

[@Human-tk7sh]

Same

[@paigenewall1040]

Restless Mind just relocated

[@mahfuzurchowdhury2765]

Like the audience?

[@fbutitssharp6463]

Restless Mind 1kth like

[@homoerectus3355]

That’s the only funny thing he said but credit where credit is do

[@welcometothevineyard4191]

adult comedian: * says a joke * audience: *boo* 14 y/o: *breathes* audience: 😜🤪🥳💓 🤡🎉🎊🤡🎊

[@shadowios5878]

Its because he is a child

[@VenomFNyt]

😂

[@briight1316]

ShadowIOS that is no fucking excuse

[@billybatson7852]

@@briight1316 What he meant is that just getting on stage in front of all those people at 14 deserves some laughter. Besides, people laugh at Chris D'Elia and he's as funny as a rock.

[@derrickvictor8829]

Bitter much?

[@magiccxyne1262]

Dylan: Hello everyone. Crowd: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[@toastedclubsandwich]

"are you enjoying yourself sir?" 😂😂

[@PChapo42]

Damian Lillard ohhhhh Tim

[@kloversucks49]

“yanno what grinds my gears tim?”

[@neverbrokeagain3866]

large ceiling fan you know what grinds my gears tim ?

[@hijack69]

I will if you want me to, Tim 😉

[@ScorpioSoul-pe2pm]

“The priests aren’t registered!” THAT IS HILARIOUS.

[@pythonl0rd584]

ye

[@RubbelisPro]

That whole joke was dynamite. The kid knows how to construct a joke lol.

[@summermackay7924]

ScorpioSoul13 90 1,000th like

[@brawler631]

Brandy Webb I don’t get it

[@camillefaith2005]

Steven Carias A lot of priests are secretly pedos.

[@gaurang127]

" T H E P R I E S T A R E N ' T R E G I S T E R E D ".......cracked me up!!

[@taco.lovin.dude.2087]

Same bro

[@joenobles3869]

Just relocated🤣🤣

[@styxxtheanimal5720]

hell yeah that was a good one for sure lol

[@gracelacourte6309]

"you know what grids my gears tim..." *hysteric laughter*

[@datpug1580]

I love the girl who just yelled, “THATS SAAAD”

[@andrewtitus5647]

Cameron’s Reactions & Podcasts same

[@chloeeives9869]

Dat Pug as soon as i read this she said it

[@princeojr3382]

Cameron’s Reactions & Podcasts OMG SAME!!! Right as I read both the comments!

[@billcurtis7021]

Cameron’s Reactions & Podcasts same

[@Valor123]

Same

[@Scoobysmagicbluebus]

Comedian: *drinks water* Audience: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@chloelayne8552]

Sargis Azizyan 😂😂

[@pattio.se17]

Sargis Azizyan its because hes really young

[@youngbalky67]

E G G Z 😩😂

[@lukesick1]

E G G Z Comedian: breathes air audience:🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@alfonsomartinez8182]

E G G It’s playing off how he’s nervously drinking water.

[@piss8835]

Dylan: Breathes crowd: HAHAHAHAHA Dylan: blinks crowd: HaHahaHAHAaH Dylan: drinks water crowd: aHAHAhahaH

[@dogwaterl]

Our Brains Are Sick But Thats Okayyy 😂😂😂😂

[@brooklynnjade895]

|-/

[@adamn1915]

Now this comment is comedy

[@sakshik9933]

Our Brains Are Sick But Thats Okayyy hahahaha so true 😜

[@OrcaR6S]

Agreed

[@Mattropolis97]

I feel like all the people being super critical of him are expecting him to hold up to the more seasoned comedians...why? he’s much younger than Bill Burr was when he started and Bill got booed off the stage at 19. Now he’s probably the best edgy comedian out there. This kid gets mad respect for having the balls to do this (which none of us had then or now), and he’s definitely got more whit than any of us at that age. This factors into the audience’s “easy” laughter.

[@alliewassogood9382]

Thank youuu 😭😂

[@treeladder5338]

Bill got booed off stage at 19? Wow didn't know that. Going to be staring at 19 aswell so I hope to have half the career that bald man did.

[@trova4725]

"(which none of us had then or now)" "he’s definitely got more whit than any of us at that age" why do people always make these comparisons as if theyre relevant or worthwhile arguments mfs act like others experiences factor into opinions at all and then judge on it the crowd was just terrible even though he's a good comic for his age nobody is talking shit other than that

[@PaulaHowley]

ABSOLUTELY. I teach stand up to kids. They get on stage and tell their jokes to a hundred people. Think that's shit's easy? It's not, and the audience knows it and respects it and is appropriately EASY. Take a chill pill people, he's a CHILD.

[@gromzen]

When the video first started I was like wtf this guy is 14?

[@gertrud8274]

lmfao

[@sarahthomas7997]

Gromzen same thoooo

[@dontquoteme9064]

Same

[@katieh2261]

Gromzen same

[@bhaswatmandal8751]

Me too😂😂😂

[@AnitaAnita-vj8er]

He's a mix of Greg from diary of a wimpy kid and Tom Holland

[@johnlowe5898]

Anita Anita yaaaassss

[@ida6759]

Omg yeeees!

[@Cauz4cncrn]

YES

[@rayyankimoi]

Omg you just read my mind 😂

[@gen5216]

Omfg lmao

[@Katiedid93]

Dylan: *mentions teachers bullying* That one lady: *yells* THATS SAD

[@MohammedAli-fh2ed]

The only person who was not on laughing gas

[@reesedavis4877]

@@MohammedAli-fh2ed hahaha true

[@roycemuzic]

This is like that Spongebob episode where he would stick his hand out and the crowd would go crazy.

[@idkbruh8346]

Kid: My parents are pretty old Audience: HAHAHAAAA

[@jazzy6689]

My dad left me

[@brandonk7949]

@@jazzy6689 haaaa haaaaaaaa

[@brandonk7949]

@@jazzy6689 🤫

[@745morning]

@@jazzy6689 4 people gave this a Yeah

[@randomreviewer647]

Jazzy AHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[@ProPlayer-wq3nu]

Kid : hi Audience : 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣

[@Y2KQuan]

Pro Player 1⃣ right lmaoo

[@jesuschristcunt8469]

Basically

[@cheese4746]

Pro Player 1⃣ that's every comedian tbh

[@mcdonaldthyrniang4300]

Actually more easy when the crowd is like that.. near impossible if no one knew you and you had to build the room energy yourself

[@xXspedXx]

😂😂😂 SERIOUSLY

[@__hazel.]

"I don't like tests" Audience - HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA **drinks water** Audience - HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA **couple people literally die of laughter, hospitalized**

[@brksha]

Jacob Frank lol

[@AbsoluteAbsurd]

Lol

[@igoogleplus]

why would they be hospitalised if they died for laughter?

[@amaratheunicorn3820]

I'm in critical condition! God damn!😂😂😂

[@magnificloud]

Rite tho xD

[@kenzobatt5718]

He’s just become the first human to be 90% water

[@CACAROACCHH]

HAHA😂

[@inyerd123]

"jk the priests werent registered, just relocated" that was a good one

[@prodcielos]

Yeah it was!

[@verycutetaco]

Priests are yikes....

[@brookeamy09]

“do you know what grinds my gears tim?”

[@senpaijecho]

"priests aren't registred" I CHOCKED.

[@cptn7132]

I didn’t know you could chock but I knew you could choke.

[@jeffreyrubio6431]

What is chocked? Did you say choke in a mexican accent?

[@SoundlessScream]

Senpai Jecho Hahahaha

[@SoundlessScream]

Cptn There are these safety things called "wheel chocks" that are these little steep ramps that fit up against car wheels to keep them from rolling. They use them on ferry boats where I'm from. So when she said that I imagined a red block of wood or plastic jammed up against a wheel which was so different from what she was saying. xD

[@Wilsinart]

Kids going places

[@bryantsilva1017]

Can’t wait to see this young dude grow his craft, just the fact he’s able to stand up there and see past his fear/anxiety is huge !

[@ameliak2244]

*YoU KnOw WhaT GRiNdS mY GeaRs TiM*

[@ceo.n1773]

Amelia K classic

[@Bestboyjk]

I thought he said his ears 🗿

[@jefferywilliams9592]

Lack of proper use of the clutch?

[@nickiminaj6816]

I want to like but the like number is 669

[@ireneoliv9643]

Jeffery Williams 😂😂😂

[@bearity]

He’s amazing but the crowd is so easy it’s not a challenge

[@austin529]

You're mom is so Amazing since she raised you and you're just great.

[@jendbfflyndbdn3220]

Austin I love u

[@isaiascerda5656]

It's better. Everybody has a fun time

[@triqualo4539]

Everybody is drunk tho so I wouldn’t be surprised

[@crystalpolanco7034]

@@jendbfflyndbdn3220 OooOOooh get a room,lmao

[@1337Se7eN7]

I thought this guy at the beginning was trying to pass as 14....

[@-khushlush]

1337Se7eN7 lmao same I was like he looks different in the thumbnail

[@deannaornelas4558]

1337Se7eN7 OMMG SAME

[@nursyafiqahsharulnizam9605]

LOL

[@Anni-kb5gj]

ME TOO LMAO

[@akosimischaaa]

1337Se7eN7 same🤣👍until the actual 14 year old stepped on stage

[@cklounge2096]

“The priests aren’t registered... just relocated” the US justice system in a nutshell

[@michellesurine9190]

*are you enjoying yourself sir*

[@l0n3ly_idi0t6]

2:35

[@MichaelTheMovieMan]

14 years old, already developed a drinking problem

[@dudeperson2037]

Aha I get it

[@cootmoot6186]

same

[@cootmoot6186]

not same but i get it

[@lucky_pogo9504]

@@cootmoot6186 idk why but I burst out laughing at ur second comment😂😂

[@Jack-dg1iv]

This comment just shouted “uk”

[@sandielee3731]

kid: **tells joke** audience: **laugh** kid: *drink water** audience:**laugh** kid:**breathe** audience**DEAD**

[@shizajamal6672]

Sandie Lee I came here to watch a 14 yr old guy being a stand up comedian but instead I find a fellow limelight with jachary😍 not disappointed at all

[@peppapork9133]

hotel:*trivago*

[@Francisco_Castro_Loves_Music]

Sandie Lee .

[@tylersena6925]

OddPenguin I see that worked out for you 😂

[@salahaddin1890]

You being so funny

[@TrackMasterAsh]

His opening line is actually insanely solid. His delivery killed me lmao

[@kianriggan4268]

*sips water* audience: *OMG I'M DEAD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*

[@DemzzandRuby]

😂 ikr

[@entity6531]

Ties shoes Audience OMG IM DEAD

[@MaybeYourMom21]

oh yeah yeah

[@monkeyandworld]

Hello comrade oh yeah yeah

[@simondeoliveira664]

Pencil Sticc lol me too

[@halieuwu9148]

Him at 14: *making a living out of what he loves* Me at 14: *Looks for phone when it's in my hand*

[@casualgamer09-]

Same for me now XD

[@thundergirls6333]

MOOOOOODDDDD

[@theobakshi3705]

@Sherlock Watson yes you can

[@MichiganGirl42]

I’m 13 and a Minecraft Addict, overdoses on sugar, I’ll get angry if you poke me and probably smash a chair, point the middle finger at everyone I see, Still watch Peppa pig (and I’m a boy but I don’t want to be sexist here) failed to hand in a single piece of homework, and the only “talent” I actually have is the ability to eat 5 hotdogs in 3 minutes (I’m Asian so I’m also disgracing my family but I don’t want to be racist too) sleep from 10PM to 1 Am on weekends and used a calculator to find the answer to 1+1 and the list goes on and on....

[@musicheart1.0iluvu65]

That's me lol

[@aidancabacoy9459]

"you know what grinds my gears tim?" AHSJAKD IM DYING

[@-t9214]

Bag Of Rice ohmygod hayley

[@tessalynch3265]

he held his composure but i could see the shaking in his hands and i know exactly what that feels like when i preform plays omg I FELT IT

[@alan9746]

Who was confused when they clicked on the vid and saw the old guy An you thought *hey* did he get older

[@vittoriocerroni2170]

Same hell shirt

[@inevitablehumor840]

Yeah same thing happened to me

[@roversfan6462]

I know same

[@m3ee]

Sameeeeeee🤣🤣

[@femiisme9679]

That happened to me but you have 666 likes and I feel bad liking 😂

[@gabrieljosefcardenas1577]

“The priests aren’t registerd, there relocated.”

[@FutureFN]

Hasent South Park Taught you anything

[@BigJsSecretStash]

They're*

[@monketree5488]

*They’re

[@Sleepyjee]

Z Boyz *Registered

[@_iamnotsober]

registered* they’re*

[@Capnawesome00]

0:01 My initial thought: "damn he's 14?!?" Than i realized im an idiot

[@gracejuicevines]

same

[@ashisreallytired9006]

It's cause his shirt is the same colour as the kid's

[@BoomBoom-xn7ud]

You're kinda funny too!

[@hemlata9450]

Same 😂

[@sukabuu]

BRO SAMEEE

[@hookedndeep1175]

I love the real mom in the front row screaming that's sad with a crackle in her voice like she's about to cry ❤❤

[@Fezcon]

*_you know what grinds my gears,tim?_*

[@cami2289]

*_tests._*

[@smolbean3056]

*/I do not like tests/.*

[@clementinetwd5590]

i read that as he said that

[@seancates5907]

Clementine TWD saaaaameeee

[@thundergirls6333]

*tests, I do not like tests*

[@PurpleMousepad]

"You know what grinds my gears, Tim?"

[@ashramsmith9409]

Odalis Arias lil homie was official&hilarious 🤣😂😂🤣

[@ashramsmith9409]

Odalis Arias tim allen home improvement but was awesome even tho he got it frm his dad but still freakn funny

[@solodolotrevino]

Odalis Arias I scrolled to this right as he said it lol

[@TooChillery]

His timing was awesome

[@soHARDtomakeAname]

the crowd definitely took the spotlight

[@evitahisaw2537]

4:17 “you know what grinds my gears Tim “

[@FawnganU]

Fortnite

[@brazil3953]

I was dead

[@alexandracarrera9816]

Evita Hisaw 😂😂😂

[@shamansweep]

Mohammed Arham because it was so sudden and out of context lmao

[@lllllll4107]

Mohammed Arham it’s a family guy reference

[@adaisabel3909]

“you know what grinds my gears, Tim?” it should have been that funny but i’m crying

[@GabbyJurlina]

That one girl: ThAtS sAd

[@19seventy97]

I read that as she said it

[@مشتاق-ع9خ]

Analogue same I swear 😂

[@slam5534]

Analogue that always happens to me ruh

[@elliottholloway8319]

My mom Disowned me i read this as she said it

[@arianhoque551]

99% comments - audience laughs because off stupid reasons (breathing,hi etc.) 1% comments - "do you know what grinds my gears tim?"

[@marcossantana1312]

!!!!

[@marcossantana1312]

Comments on youtube:😂😁😃😂😂😂😂😂

[@tomadams3528]

Shit...99% of em had flip phone. " shit...I have to press one button 3 times just to get to the letter C." -Kid is guineas.

[@xxxterminated693]

Captain Diamo I literally read the Tim quote right when he said it. How?!

[@tomasgonzalez4072]

omfg as i read the 1% he went "do you know what grinds my gears tim?"

[@paulleonard6916]

Kid's got balls getting up there. Self consciousness at that age is ridiculous.

[@choucasswiss2916]

Paul Leonard Wait, people think it’s impressive to stand in front of a crowd? What?? I don’t understand the world today wow... I’m sorry if this is gonna sound cocky but when I was 13 I played piano in front of a crowd at a wedding and sang in front of press for the school. Standing in front of a crowd is nothing, seriously idk what everyone is on about...

[@nataliaaa1101]

I’m 14 and I wouldn’t do that 😂

[@miraaskari2230]

Chucacoroy OS we geddit man but nobody cares

[@sarahlevine2397]

Paul Leonard so true

[@min4161]

Paul Leonard lmao what? I'm 14 and literally everyone is like this

[@huntertran5422]

Comedian: *breathes* Audience: *HYSTERICAL HAHAHAHAHA*

[@squamham8426]

"I'm kidding, I'm kidding, guys, the priests aren't registered! Just relocated." Dead.

[@robspencer35]

Should have said "relocated...AGAIN".

[@raizoofthemist]

Robert Spencer no he shouldn’t have

[@DaVid-vt8lm]

plz explain i dont get it

[@ramblingrob14]

Squam Ham dead is correct the wages of sin is death. He better repent.

[@SkippyMC]

my dumbass really doesnt get it

[@michellesurine9190]

*WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT KYLE*

[@kesml]

michelle surine what

[@cherophilia]

What the fuck is that Kyle? No what did you say? What the fuck, dude. Stop the fuck up Kyle.

[@sh2ron01]

DIARAMAS DON’T MAKE THEMSELVES

[@vletz1]

The funniest joke was “You wanna know what grinds my gears, Tim?”

[@danielmeek3997]

Can you explain that to me? I'm an idiot.

[@livingwater8633]

Daniel Meek family guy reference. pretty funny actually

[@codedontwrk1132]

@@danielmeek3997 me too

[@icurras]

@@danielmeek3997 it's just a funny way of saying, "y'know what makes me mad?"

[@WCGreeny]

The priests arent registered was pretty decent.

[@Lukemasonmedia]

Kid has a future in this but that crowd thought he was Dave Chappelle wtf

[@cartoonseany]

The audience was really cool for the kid

[@blob3106]

Probably because they were all drunk

[@AllThatJuice-]

yeaah very cool audience, didnt give him a hard time. helps that the kid was funny tho

[@Noox38]

still better than some of the netflix specials sadly

[@JackTheripper911]

Sean Crawford that and he's still pretty young, so its understandable that they are more open to him than an adult.

[@eviljulian99]

Aside from the excessive laughter. He was actually pretty funny. This man really made a priest joke

[@boxwithoutatop7243]

JBreeze99 so did every kid in middle school.

[@cyansy]

He prob only did it cause the priest can’t perform an exorcism until he’s 18

[@bestredditstories1158]

JBreeze99 No, he wasn’t funny at all. I kept a straight face the entire time. It was bland and more like he was telling a story than making it actually funny

[@zacharyfallahee]

@@bestredditstories1158 Shakespeare loves comedies though

[@alannagomez6179]

Shakespeare then you sir have no sense of humor