Star Control 2 - Admiral ZEX

[@Gitarookefka]

I mean he's polite, well-spoken, intelligent, convincing, obviously an artist with a particular love of his menagerie. Lives alone on a planet far away from population, YOU come visit HIM. I mean he's not some space predator you knocked on Professor Horny's door what you think was gonna happen

[@dalamarwren424]

Fair point lad or las. Fair point

[@Specter_Knight]

PROFESSOR HORNY!!! That's fucking clever

[@MultiWhatever007]

I don't know what's scarier - an Uq-Quan fleet invading Earth, or ZEX alone invading Earth.

[@Poodleinacan]

"My chiton rasps and moistens with excitement!" Oh dear, this is going somewhere lewd.

[@quarreneverett4767]

turns out he just wanted hjorific beasts

[@PlexusCaeruleum]

I reckon he'd feel right at home on Deviantart.

[@josephschu7969]

STRANGER DANGER! BAD TOUCH!

[@marioghernandez4960]

Joseph Schumaker JonTron suits everything

[@martinmalec5755]

"...and the delightful patchwork of hair covering only parts of your bodies leaving other parts bare and smooth! Mmmmmm!" Yuck, he makes us sound gross!! :O

[@SkullHeroLord]

Its all about perception, mate.

[@ryanherrington2319]

That is his fetish.

[@quarreneverett4767]

i mean he does have his collection of ugly disgusting beasts.. soo yeah that is his hobby, he doesn't fuck them aparently.

[@TheGuzeinbuick]

ZEX is such a great fucking character. Yes, he's a bit of pervert, but at the same time he's such a brilliant general that even combat against the Yehat is just a game to him. The rest of the VUX detest his degeneracy but can't deny his tactical brilliance. Exiling him to his own little playground, out of sight and out of mind, instead of just killing him says so much about VUX society, bigoted as it is.

[@dalkarancalimon]

Owo i think i lost my appitie when zex said "...leaving other parts bare and smooth! Mmmmmmmm!"

[@Zellig]

I've seen enough Hentai to know where this is going.

[@zex5876]

Why does this make me sound so strange? What strange humanoid editing technology have you applied to this conversation?

[@notstardream]

vux is the best species

[@Xazamas]

I wish I had tongue capable of operating computer interface like ZEX

[@kittykat490]

Gosh I love ZEX.

[@isimiel3405]

and he loves you too

[@twinblademasta]

you're all cowards, Clearly he's just an open minded sophisticate and you should all follow his example

[@ThisismineIguess]

It's a damn shame you can't get frisky with him at your leisure.

[@boxorak]

Actually, it's the Kohr-Ah that like killing things and taking trophy bones, not the Kzer-za. Still slightly more preferable than letting ZEX near earth. Slightly.

[@aSSGoblin1488]

im pretty sure zex gets eaten by the alien creature we give to him...

[@whocares5529]

BADDDDD TOUCH STAY AWAAAAAY I PREFER THE UR-QUAN

[@wadesnow5294]

Fanatic Xenophiles be like

[@Kasadoll]

:D Zex is Zexy!

[@MRBONES-fg6cs]

unbelievably based

[@kotzpenner]

2:50 Amogus

[@Orzacle]

When the Vux is sus

[@brandybasham9095]

This is just begging me for something that I can't even remember, honestly.

[@marioghernandez4960]

It's a bloody tentacle monster... (calls the Chmmr)

[@exewon]

ZEX is an adult ;)

[@gavinbalter9464]

0 people disliked this (VUX population don't know why)

[@aSSGoblin1488]

vux is the first woke alien i have ever met

[@quarreneverett4767]

guys turns out it was a collection of disgusting ugliness, not sex

[@vissenekku]

Why can't you now?

[@TheBlackMage1]

Zex is not Zexy Bad touch!!!

[@jt4369]

Zex's contact lens just fell out.

[@BabyWillard913]

He almost sounds like bane

[@Dr0dd]

uh, RIP?

[@gavinbalter9464]

26 per I mean people disliked this video

[@ryanherrington2319]

Chasers.avi.

[@bigarcana5553]

ZEX is like an uglier Oliver.