Star Control 2 - The Umgah

[@MultiWhatever007]

"When is a slave not a slave? When he is a slavemaster" I was like "wtf?" when I first heard this, but after discovering the Dnyarri-Ur Quan story, mind=blown.

[@tree_alone]

ah and since they were being controlled by the dynarri when they made that joke...

[@docbaker3333]

@@tree_alone I guess it must be funny to the Dynarri sense he thinks it funny that the pets view them selves as pet owners.

[@tree_alone]

@@docbaker3333 hypnotoad always fucked me up until I looked up a guide how to not have him drag you into urquan space

[@HayTatsuko]

I love how the Umgah is speaking with multiple voices at once. Awesome effect.

[@asdfdsdfasfsfad1]

a couple of the other races do this, like the orz- it's just easiest to hear with the umgah

[@MrLukeNL]

To be fair, Khan-fusion was pretty funny

[@owlsayssouth]

I really liked that one.

[@swooju]

It's confusion? Or not? English is not my native, could someone explain the joke.

[@prrrromotiongiven1075]

​@swooju yeah it's a play on words. Khan being the steppe warrior in question, Fusion being what that deuterium is meant to achieve, put them together and you get Khan-Fusion, pronounced like Confusion.

[@MrDibara]

Nah... It was *horrible.* Which is also why it was funny. And cringe. And hurt my stomach. _(God, why do the worst jokes always do that?!)_

[@tomp2008]

the writers must have had so much fun dreaming up with these aliens

[@rireraruro9940]

More writers should try to have that fun. It would do wonders to the immersion in their stories.

[@williamcase426]

Yeah, I love how most of the aliens actually are really atrange, not just slightly modified humans.

[@Duke_Blitzein]

I like the part, "You superior. You Hero. HAIL! HAIL! HAIL! We MUST reward you!... but what do we have to give? Protoplasm? … no, no, not easily appreciated. Vigorus esters?... no, too common. HAVE IT! HAVE IT! GENETIC MODIFICATION!! YES! IT PERFECT GIFT!! Listen Human Earthling! WE add some extra eyes! A few tentacles! Other organs of whatever size and shape you desire!! What?! You not want more organs?... You sure?... How strange… how sad.”

[@Innomen]

It is strange and sad. Transhumanism skipped. /smh More intelligence? Infinite regeneration? More senses? Abandoned.

[@aidandixon6028]

Chad Curran I would like a particular organ to be bigger.. **if you know what I mean**

[@Duke_Blitzein]

Your lungs?! ;) You want some great pipes because you're a singer :)

[@AAhmou]

Brandon Sergent It could end up being a new kind of cancer.

[@TheKnightOfSmite]

to be fair this is the Umgah we're talking about here you go for genetic mods and they probably would add some crap for lulz or something, then turn you into a blob because its fun or decide you are great enemy after the operation is done and turn you into a blob either way

[@Poodleinacan]

"Make my waifu a reality... and don't make her look like an unholy creature of freakish proportions."

[@ernestmoreno8244]

Poodleinacan thats going to happen anyway

[@Kromgar]

Here your waifu, human earthling: hot mycon-vux hybrid.

[@GameMaker3_5]

@@Kromgar Just what I wanted!

[@awkwardcultism]

Tried it, they just gave me an Umgah girlfriend and modified my eyes so I percieved Umgah as Humans and Humans as Umgah. I ended having to repaint my whole house. Total pain. The sex was great though.

[@alexanderblackfel8747]

@@awkwardcultism I am saddened nobody else seems to have gotten the reference. ;p

[@InCali4Good]

1 person does not have an organ of their desired size

[@chocolatefish2847]

This is basically if the aliens from the thing evolved into an interstellar society

[@TheErilaz]

Slight deviation ?! That's a understatement.

[@musicforbands]

umgah are fun little critters

[@Krogoth512]

Umgah = Space-faring trolls!

[@mikakeinanen8382]

If there are aliens in space with intelligence, I hope its Umgah which just makes jokes all the time and sarcastic. Or ok, maybe Chenyesu, Arilou, Pkunk, Mmmrnmhrm, even Spathi

[@hagamapama]

Umgah jokes can be vicious though. Look what they did to the Spathi.

[@melangeholic1469]

Why did you leave out the best part where the Umgah tell their secrets? :(

[@Jaypool1999]

The Umgah are crazy. 'nuff said.

[@swashbucklemchrue2323]

Well, they seemed nice, up until the end at least...

[@normanred9212]

Umgah didn't know that the Talking Pets the Dynarri are the REALLY villains and is mad they lost

[@UBCForce]

I like the sound of your videos bud! Your CPU sound card is GREAT! I like UMGAH DRONE - har har har :D

[@marioghernandez4960]

I could make a meme outta these guys...

[@tree_alone]

These guys could make a meme outta you

[@asdfdsdfasfsfad1]

space genies

[@tguns1]

I wonder what the Umgah would do with Liquid Ass.

[@Terrakinetic]

5:54 ... I want it.

[@Terrakinetic]

C'mon. Only 4 other people want long prehensile tentacle penises to use in real life?

[@aidandixon6028]

Lol im in 2017.

[@aceous99]

did they attack after u liberated them? hrrmm?

[@Microsoft-Windows]

aceous99 giving you some drone ships to make things more interesting

[@DiamondSane]

they actually have to attack as they are battle thralls of Kzer-Za

[@MrDibara]

​@@DiamondSane *Damn. Well at least they honor their duties.* 😳

[@sarcasticguy4311]

@@MrDibara I can't completely remember but it might be similar to the Thraddash post-story fights where they're endless until you use the hyperspace escape.

[@airwolfman]

@ngnikolaos what you say?!

[@Zellig]

@ngnikolaos Someone set us up the umgah.

[@williamcase426]

Har har har