Star Wars: Outlaws Quadruple-A Gaming Experience

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NikTek

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@kenzeeato
@kenzeeato 2 ай бұрын
i'm so glad ubisoft tell us to get comfy not owning games, because i definitely not going to own this shit
@heroldjaras9909
@heroldjaras9909 2 ай бұрын
not even buying this game for 8 dollars. i dont have enough time to play below average games.
@chrisbanos1112
@chrisbanos1112 2 ай бұрын
Yeah I'm not owning thier anymore too
@gunaf28
@gunaf28 2 ай бұрын
also, when you buy a game, you are technically not owning it, i dont have a proper explanation to this, but they can revoke your "ownership" anytime they want, like ubisoft ever did years ago with their ac liberation (i think)
@petershaw6346
@petershaw6346 2 ай бұрын
​@@heroldjaras9909 this is below average nowadays?
@DODOREXY89
@DODOREXY89 2 ай бұрын
@@petershaw6346 ofc it is
@AlexPatterson-co4gh
@AlexPatterson-co4gh 2 ай бұрын
10 laser blasts to the torso "Ouch" A bare handed punch to an armored helmet "INSTA KILL"
@themrlupo3591
@themrlupo3591 2 ай бұрын
The Ubisoft way
@Milo-u4o
@Milo-u4o 2 ай бұрын
I saw some guy in a video's comments being like "oh that's always been a thing in star wars, use your common sense." I'm not kidding.
@dzinx0rrr
@dzinx0rrr 2 ай бұрын
not even a punch, it's a backhand slap :))
@andreliv3206
@andreliv3206 2 ай бұрын
@@Milo-u4o link to it?
@lamikal2515
@lamikal2515 2 ай бұрын
That's Girl Power 101 : the Pew Pew being obviously a male, it can't be anything else than incompetent.
@mr.electronx9036
@mr.electronx9036 2 ай бұрын
"You'll own nothing and be happy" not owning Outlaws - I'm happy
@HereComesTheDay
@HereComesTheDay 2 ай бұрын
People giving this 10/10 😂
@TheNefastor
@TheNefastor 2 ай бұрын
The WEF was right ! What a twist ! 😂
@user-ko5ul7yi1x
@user-ko5ul7yi1x 2 ай бұрын
**
@ChiefWombatCuddler
@ChiefWombatCuddler 2 ай бұрын
ESG moment
@progste
@progste 2 ай бұрын
So that's what they meant...
@auzziebridger
@auzziebridger 2 ай бұрын
This makes Skyrim's stealth and detection seem advanced
@Ghastly10
@Ghastly10 2 ай бұрын
Makes everything made by Bethesda look 100 times better. lol
@bobblacklodge
@bobblacklodge 2 ай бұрын
@@Ghastly10 Starfield?
@coredefect6134
@coredefect6134 2 ай бұрын
​@@bobblacklodge even Starfield.
@zerohour980
@zerohour980 2 ай бұрын
if u play modded skyrim the stealth is better than most games these days, a true stealth game was thief and I dont think any other game can beat it.
@The-Spanish-Inquisition490
@The-Spanish-Inquisition490 2 ай бұрын
Was that a joke?! Must have been the wind....
@bellissimo4520
@bellissimo4520 2 ай бұрын
2:56 - "I missed the part where that's my problem." - You had me in stitches there... 😂😂
@ethanschaeffer7718
@ethanschaeffer7718 2 ай бұрын
Reminder: IGN gave this game a higher rating than Alien Isolation. 😑
@darthraider450
@darthraider450 2 ай бұрын
They shat all over this game in their review yet they still gave a 7/10
@berkantari981
@berkantari981 2 ай бұрын
IGN is braindead
@MistaJ28
@MistaJ28 2 ай бұрын
Cant spell ignorant without IGN
@DevilNEDVED
@DevilNEDVED 2 ай бұрын
Who listen to IGN in 2024 lol 😂
@sikeyimboyleisi
@sikeyimboyleisi 2 ай бұрын
You can buy IGN reviews
@maeyhm
@maeyhm 2 ай бұрын
I have gotten comfortable not owning a single Ubisoft game.
@DragonOfTheMortalKombat
@DragonOfTheMortalKombat 2 ай бұрын
Me too, long time ago.
@hello-hb1ll
@hello-hb1ll 2 ай бұрын
To be honest, the division 2 is one of the good ones
@cdbtheclaw
@cdbtheclaw 2 ай бұрын
@@hello-hb1ll I bought that for 1 buck in a Steam sale. Was worth it.
@Lodomirov
@Lodomirov 2 ай бұрын
Not like you can own these games in the first place according to Ubisoft, don't forget The Crew shutdown
@y7o4ka
@y7o4ka 2 ай бұрын
"owning" is a big word nowadays
@gregbarnes4083
@gregbarnes4083 2 ай бұрын
Should've seen it coming, AAA is the max rating so AAAA causes a stack overflow error and loops back around to FFF quality.
@ohwow2074
@ohwow2074 2 ай бұрын
Nah I legit never thought about that 💀 brilliant explanation of Ubisoft's AAAA Standard.
@hangye741
@hangye741 2 ай бұрын
good one🤣🤣
@therealbahamut
@therealbahamut 2 ай бұрын
HAH! BRILLIANT! That is PERFECT.
@Zonca2
@Zonca2 2 ай бұрын
many such cases lately
@Jean-jk4zv
@Jean-jk4zv 2 ай бұрын
Genius
@Chaosixil
@Chaosixil 2 ай бұрын
2:47 Cat alien smiles at you while you shoot a dead body. Lore accurate for cats 😂
@ryancols
@ryancols 2 ай бұрын
That's an axolotl not a cat 😆
@georgeray1906
@georgeray1906 2 ай бұрын
​@@ryancols Correction that's a Catolotl.
@IMN666
@IMN666 2 ай бұрын
2:54 thats actually intelligent AI. end of shift and too much paperwork
@ItsmeVel
@ItsmeVel 2 ай бұрын
After playing Metal Gear Solid 1, where soldiers noticed footprints in the snow and tailed you, this was a jarring experience
@winklesen
@winklesen 2 ай бұрын
MGS was really ahead of it's time
@phenom957
@phenom957 2 ай бұрын
@@winklesen Ahead of it's time? That was the time, we've regressed xD
@mikerosoft1009
@mikerosoft1009 2 ай бұрын
​@@winklesen almost 30 years ahead of its time lol
@iforgot87872
@iforgot87872 2 ай бұрын
@@phenom957no it really is ahead. In MGS3 the interrogation mechanics are still the best I’ve ever seen. Enemies would give you cool secrets about upcoming areas. Also they’d limp if you shot their leg, amongst like 100 other cool little amazing mechanics. But yeah Ubisoft AI lately has been a little sad.
@mattyh6837
@mattyh6837 2 ай бұрын
it just goes to show how rushed outlaws was when they skip so much details that make a stealth game great
@gigabilly1160
@gigabilly1160 2 ай бұрын
I love how grass and trees dance like there is a tornado nearby, while our heroine's hair wont move an inch 😅The Witcher 3 did the wind better over 9 years ago. Ubisoft is truly pushing the technology backwards
@lionelmessithegoatLM10
@lionelmessithegoatLM10 2 ай бұрын
😂😂​@@xTecNine
@yashirhakkar2309
@yashirhakkar2309 2 ай бұрын
@@DontKnowDontCare6.9 I can tell you that the staff is good, they're just pushed in the wrong direction by executives. Plus a lot of their programmers went to Epic for optimizing Unreal on open worlds.
@AVM26
@AVM26 2 ай бұрын
That's because she's bald for the sake of inclusivity, and her wig is tightly glued.
@timeup2549
@timeup2549 2 ай бұрын
@@yashirhakkar2309 If they were good they wouldn't have come up with such turd.
@yashirhakkar2309
@yashirhakkar2309 2 ай бұрын
@@timeup2549 If you're a skilled crafter and I'm giving two days for a task that takes 4, you'll still end up with sht even if you're good.
@Ishaan_A
@Ishaan_A 2 ай бұрын
Funny thing: in Splinter Cell Blacklist if you are shooting from a vent and you keep switching between different openings to shoot enemies, they eventually throw a grenade to flush you out. They couldn't implement something similar here? The enemies are already programmed to throw grenades in normal combat!
@cdbtheclaw
@cdbtheclaw 2 ай бұрын
That actually would have required some effort. They even animated the mouth movements with AI so it looks like total garbage and only fits what they are saying sometimes.
@Morpheus-pt3wq
@Morpheus-pt3wq 2 ай бұрын
Funny thing: Original Far Cry from 2004 has more advanced AI, than most games released by AAA studios in last 2 decades.
@mike2410
@mike2410 2 ай бұрын
Half-Life was doing that in the 90's
@m-w-y7325
@m-w-y7325 2 ай бұрын
Half Life 1 had better HCU grunts that tossed pineapples at you if you got into vents/pipes. and they would actively take cover afterwards since you would come out to ambush you. (and not get pot shotted by you if you stayed hidden) I mean you should see the videos where they explain how Valve implemented complete Squad AI into them that eventually became the basis for CS bots.
@MultiTheGamerman
@MultiTheGamerman 2 ай бұрын
Remember in MGS2 where the enemies reinforcement would go in a file formation and thoroughly search the room you're in, report status to each other and check lockers and crawl space that you might hide in. What happened to that?
@dunamisd
@dunamisd 2 ай бұрын
Even Skyrim had guard npcs capable of doing basic detective work and figured out that the guy with his weapon drawn might be related to the dead body nearby
@mac_neil4840
@mac_neil4840 2 ай бұрын
Jedi Survivor makes this look like a kindergarten game from the early 2000s
@halsaufschneider1446
@halsaufschneider1446 2 ай бұрын
Remember Red Dead Redemption 1 for the PS360? That was 14 years ago. Even GTA 3 for the PS2 had less issues, one of the few early open world games on a massive scale.
@mac_neil4840
@mac_neil4840 2 ай бұрын
@@halsaufschneider1446 Fr. Gaming has gone so downhill these days.
@gamble777888
@gamble777888 2 ай бұрын
@@halsaufschneider1446 Remember Assassisn's Creed 1? The original Thief? MGS?. This is just an embarassment, better AI has existed since PS1 era.
@Harbinger1985
@Harbinger1985 2 ай бұрын
@@gamble777888 At least their is one common thing with AC1: both games the protagonist dies, if jump/fall into the water.
@kgamez2870
@kgamez2870 2 ай бұрын
Jedi survivor is actually good compared to this turd
@ElectroPulsed
@ElectroPulsed 2 ай бұрын
If the "A" stand's for awful, i'd even give it an Octuple A rating.
@ubermaster1
@ubermaster1 2 ай бұрын
The “Quadruple A” stands for: Astronomically Ass for Absolute Assinine reasons
@secondchance6603
@secondchance6603 2 ай бұрын
Awful Abysmal Asinine Abomination
@Nathan-hv4qj
@Nathan-hv4qj 2 ай бұрын
​@@ubermaster1for some reason that reminded me of the ljn acronym from avgn
@SimplCup
@SimplCup 2 ай бұрын
Ubisoft in their twitter next day after seeing this comment: "Thank you all for such heartwarming reviews! As ElectroPulsed said an octuple A gaming experience! Buy it now for $100000"
@ElectroPulsed
@ElectroPulsed 2 ай бұрын
@@SimplCup You nailed it on the head my friend :D
@Cypherthegreatest
@Cypherthegreatest 2 ай бұрын
Quadrable AAAA games at its peak LEL, Day 1 Patch made people lose their save data too
@MikoYotsuya292
@MikoYotsuya292 2 ай бұрын
Everyone are just beta testers
@Morpheus-pt3wq
@Morpheus-pt3wq 2 ай бұрын
@@MikoYotsuya292 we were beta testers a decade ago. Now it´s more like alpha or even pre-alpha testing... The next level will be only the code and it will be up to you to make it into a game.
@Zekium
@Zekium 2 ай бұрын
First A is for "anti"
@NikTek
@NikTek 2 ай бұрын
Scam of the decade for people that paid 130$
@HuzaifaAnsari1080
@HuzaifaAnsari1080 2 ай бұрын
​​​​@@NikTek I paid 4 dollars for this game to a seller and completed half game already.😅
@ghoulshroud
@ghoulshroud 2 ай бұрын
When they first announced an open world star wars game made by the lady who did uncharted, I was excited. Then they fired her for creative differences, I knew this was going to suck, and the first trailer proved it.
@iforgot87872
@iforgot87872 2 ай бұрын
Wasn’t that a lucasarts or EA thing?
@marvin2678
@marvin2678 2 ай бұрын
​@iforgot87872 why
@Emcfree2084
@Emcfree2084 2 ай бұрын
Almost certainly because she wanted to stick to some quality standards and not just pump the thing full of mindless propaganda and shove it out unfinished (IE exactly what happened at naughtily dog)
@Veloziraptor111
@Veloziraptor111 2 ай бұрын
The gameplay on this looks like someone set out to make a game that plays like Uncharted, with none of the understanding what actually made Uncharted good, so yeah, that tracks.
@davidtitanium22
@davidtitanium22 2 ай бұрын
the suits really need to let game making talents make games however they want instead of just trying to fill a target
@AshtonCoolman
@AshtonCoolman 2 ай бұрын
This is the traditional Ubisoft experience.
@halsaufschneider1446
@halsaufschneider1446 2 ай бұрын
Not really. Their games tended to be "good" or at least fun with not much bugs. I can't recall any bugs of AC1 and 2. But AC Origins was bug ridden since the first cutscene. Characters clipping and elongating in and out of existence, not even 1 minute into the game. Flying ships, carriages and 💩....
@man123killed
@man123killed Ай бұрын
​@@halsaufschneider1446 true, older AC games are still one of my favorite games ever
@kapitankapital6580
@kapitankapital6580 2 ай бұрын
"Quadruple A" stands for "Absolutely Abysmal, Atrociously Awful"
@farissto
@farissto 2 ай бұрын
Truly a Ubislop game of all time
@PizzaGeek87
@PizzaGeek87 2 ай бұрын
Lol - might use that name for them in the future, nice 👍 😄
@joshuaandrewson3091
@joshuaandrewson3091 2 ай бұрын
The sloppiest slop Ubislop have given us.
@young5395
@young5395 2 ай бұрын
I feel like all the massive game studios have regression their game quality over the past few years.
@Morpheus-pt3wq
@Morpheus-pt3wq 2 ай бұрын
Just past few years? It´s been happening for over a decade now!
@METALMARK1000
@METALMARK1000 2 ай бұрын
it's not a feeling, it is a fact.
@soufianeveeli7882
@soufianeveeli7882 2 ай бұрын
Yeah, they know people will buy skins like idiots even if the game sucks so they don't care about the game.
@AKIRA-oz5cg
@AKIRA-oz5cg 2 ай бұрын
that’s because they are more focused on included lgbtq bs and feminist woke shi that they forget to make a good game
@memoryloss4327
@memoryloss4327 2 ай бұрын
Nah Rockstar still good
@ShooberTimber
@ShooberTimber 2 ай бұрын
It's impressive how corps like Ubisoft still have stans & defenders, excited for their latest modern slop releases.
@TuneTamasha
@TuneTamasha 2 ай бұрын
npc zombies
@No-one91910
@No-one91910 2 ай бұрын
It's depressing
@racingraptor4758
@racingraptor4758 2 ай бұрын
Around 85-90% are b0ts...
@KingOfhearts72
@KingOfhearts72 2 ай бұрын
NPC isn’t a meme. And they are many. :/
@VOLDGAMER1
@VOLDGAMER1 2 ай бұрын
"You can't fix stupid" - Ron white
@w12266
@w12266 2 ай бұрын
"It's Morbin Time" - Now in 4K, khmmm, sorry, now in Quadruple A experience.
@InsanoRider777
@InsanoRider777 2 ай бұрын
Mandatory Stealth Mission logic: Start firefight with the entire zone? Perfectly fine. Get seen by one camera during said firefight? STATION LOCKED DOWN, GAME OVER.
@mcst6969
@mcst6969 2 ай бұрын
- So a button down lather jacket is resisting a blaster shot better than the clone trooper helmet and armor?! They got ripped off! - Takes 10 shot, looses 10% health, slips off from a rock, dies! - Kick the ride until it works again. - 10/10 for adjusting game difficulty to modern game journalist - IGN
@adb888
@adb888 2 ай бұрын
They've got the Empire's version of the Pentagon doing contracts with friends of politicians - costs 300 times more than off-the-shelf stuff that actually works better and lasts longer. $2K hammer anyone?
@JesusPlsSaveMe
@JesusPlsSaveMe 2 ай бұрын
​@@adb888 TO EVERYONE IN THIS CHAT, I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT JESUS LOVES YOU AND HE CAN SAVE YOU FROM SIN, SADNESS AND SICKNESS.
@inflarerion2614
@inflarerion2614 2 ай бұрын
Ubisoft Early access:- pay more to beta test early.
@Morpheus-pt3wq
@Morpheus-pt3wq 2 ай бұрын
That was pre-alpha testing. The game is currently in Alpha, is expected to reach Beta within a year - and stay there forever.
@megapro125
@megapro125 2 ай бұрын
they even went full circle deleting the saves of their 130€ pre alpha testers after the early access period lmao
@SolarisKane
@SolarisKane 2 ай бұрын
Except this game never leaves beta.
@roy1112able
@roy1112able 2 ай бұрын
How does Ubislop manage to make such braindead npcs consistently ? this is a talent itself...
@Kaustab01
@Kaustab01 2 ай бұрын
😂😂
@lamikal2515
@lamikal2515 2 ай бұрын
Everything is easy when it's all self-inserts.
@BrutalCelt
@BrutalCelt 2 ай бұрын
Boobisoft employees love seeing themselves in their games
@Kaustab01
@Kaustab01 2 ай бұрын
@@BrutalCelt 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@FordHoard
@FordHoard 2 ай бұрын
It's Massive, not Ubisoft made.
@iamsithazagoth3728
@iamsithazagoth3728 2 ай бұрын
To clip or not to clip, that is the question.
@andreobastos
@andreobastos 2 ай бұрын
i agree with the rest, but you can't blame the camera for spotting that stormtrooper in the ground 2:03
@Sir.bookum
@Sir.bookum 2 ай бұрын
Yeah, I guess you’re right, but it didn’t do it fast enough
@issamelarmi
@issamelarmi 2 ай бұрын
Wouldn't expect anything else than that "stellar" quality from ubitrash
@matthewwilliams3827
@matthewwilliams3827 2 ай бұрын
Ok.
@funnymancool8549
@funnymancool8549 2 ай бұрын
@@matthewwilliams3827 uh huh
@mushmoor3804
@mushmoor3804 2 ай бұрын
2:55 It was this exact moment Jerry realized ... he forgot his Gun at home
@Deathdemon65
@Deathdemon65 2 ай бұрын
Man why is there no physics even in the latest assassins creed games they have that stiff feeling
@Sebbenify
@Sebbenify 2 ай бұрын
Will be available on the next DLC.
@ghost198810
@ghost198810 2 ай бұрын
​@@Sebbenify Only if you bought the game in the ubisoft store
@geert574
@geert574 2 ай бұрын
Gotta chase that mythological 4k bunny
@MrCrunchytime
@MrCrunchytime 2 ай бұрын
Because Ubisoft never moved past the first Assassin's Creed. "Don't fix what's not broken" and all that, just crutching on the same tired old horse 20 years later.
@nunyobidness153
@nunyobidness153 2 ай бұрын
These videos are hilarious! Kinda excited for AC Shadows now. Not just to watch it flop, but it will certainly mean more videos like this.
@hugoclarke3284
@hugoclarke3284 2 ай бұрын
I've been working hard all day and really needed that laugh with the peter parker meme. Thank you.
@bibicorporation2005
@bibicorporation2005 2 ай бұрын
0:40 Must be the wind...
@kainesalvo
@kainesalvo 2 ай бұрын
As I was saying Tony Lozutto…
@rotothedragonlord7198
@rotothedragonlord7198 2 ай бұрын
@@kainesalvonice reference
@alew1133
@alew1133 2 ай бұрын
I was going to say
@Lagger625
@Lagger625 2 ай бұрын
3:06 fucking GTA IV had the expected, realistic physics here, and that was 15 fucking years ago
@chickenquesadilla8139
@chickenquesadilla8139 2 ай бұрын
Brother......Assassin's Creed 1 had the realistic physics there including the player character shoving past/through people and that came out in 2007, developed by Ubisoft lol
@chris_player2995
@chris_player2995 2 ай бұрын
this was acceptable...on the ps2/xbox/ GameCube
@_MaZTeR_
@_MaZTeR_ 2 ай бұрын
15?????????
@chris_player2995
@chris_player2995 2 ай бұрын
@@_MaZTeR_ 16*
@Gibblets411
@Gibblets411 2 ай бұрын
I would buy a Rockstar Star Wars game so fast.
@PeterMasalski93
@PeterMasalski93 2 ай бұрын
Me: Those aren't the droids you are looking for. Enemy AI: Ok , move along! My friend: Wow, are you a Jedi? Me: No, they are from Ubisoft.
@RandomizedYoutuber012
@RandomizedYoutuber012 2 ай бұрын
😂💀
@DDayJayke
@DDayJayke 2 ай бұрын
"1 guy in this entire camp? No wait! It is 20 men clipped into eachother standing in the same spot! A clever trick!"
@Cyrielx2
@Cyrielx2 2 ай бұрын
very very strong crowbcat vibes on presentation and everything. That's the best compliment i can give. Well done.
@over9000andback
@over9000andback 2 ай бұрын
You can't deny that Schtar Wars: Outlaws is one of the games of all times
@curie1420
@curie1420 2 ай бұрын
its barely a game tbh
@avilalanceandrewt.7894
@avilalanceandrewt.7894 2 ай бұрын
Ah yes schtar wars, my favorite sci fi
@yak-machining
@yak-machining 2 ай бұрын
​​@@avilalanceandrewt.7894thats how Germans pronounce it
@schwarz8614
@schwarz8614 2 ай бұрын
@@yak-machiningno we don't, and we also don’t understand a joke.
@yak-machining
@yak-machining 2 ай бұрын
@@schwarz8614 ich weiß
@doctor_gunner
@doctor_gunner 2 ай бұрын
0:16 lore accurate stormtroopers
@EndThusIAm
@EndThusIAm 2 ай бұрын
Disney Lore
@s-nova9254
@s-nova9254 2 ай бұрын
​@@EndThusIAmhave you watched the og trilogy or even the prequels lil bro
@EndThusIAm
@EndThusIAm 2 ай бұрын
@@s-nova9254 Yes, have you, lil monkey? Stormtroopers weren't in the prequels.
@EndThusIAm
@EndThusIAm 2 ай бұрын
@@s-nova9254 Yes, have you? Stormtroopers weren't in the prequels. It's okay, you're special.
@s-nova9254
@s-nova9254 2 ай бұрын
@@EndThusIAm right about the prequels but the you gotta be extra special to not see how the og trilogy stormtroopers missed every shot. That's literally how it became a meme clown.
@neurotrigger83
@neurotrigger83 2 ай бұрын
Triple A-hole game
@bosunbill9059
@bosunbill9059 2 ай бұрын
Quadruple*
@snuzigames
@snuzigames 2 ай бұрын
1:02 just casually doing a grand master Luke feat 🤣
@djayjp
@djayjp 2 ай бұрын
I think we've finally made it to Quintuple-A gaming, boys.
@futuretrunks9257
@futuretrunks9257 2 ай бұрын
I haven’t bought a Ubisoft game since AC3. Glad that streak gonna continue 😭 I knew this game was going to be super trash the moment I saw Ubisoft was making it. All their games have the same cookie cutter gameplay feel
@Morpheus-pt3wq
@Morpheus-pt3wq 2 ай бұрын
Personally, i will never touch anything that requires Uplay or Ubisoft Connect to play it.
@matthewwilliams3827
@matthewwilliams3827 2 ай бұрын
Massive entertainment developed it.
@Synclon
@Synclon 2 ай бұрын
The only Ubisoft Games I own are the assassin's creed games and Watch Dogs 1 & 2.
@Raptorsified
@Raptorsified 2 ай бұрын
Would def recommend black flags. That was good fun.
@futuretrunks9257
@futuretrunks9257 2 ай бұрын
@@Raptorsified I’ve heard! I’ve been wanting to play that since forever. For some reason I never had the time lol
@LJKnight7
@LJKnight7 2 ай бұрын
Ubisoft try to Release a full finished game Challenge impossible
@JoelTGM
@JoelTGM 2 ай бұрын
Beep Boop beeoop. Make game. Charge money for game. Mission success!
@WatchtowerSeven
@WatchtowerSeven 2 ай бұрын
2:54 "Hmm... now I could have sworn I just saw that lady gunning down one of my buddies on the ground there. I should investiga-- whup, false alarm. Must've been the wind."
@thebishopoftherailway4719
@thebishopoftherailway4719 2 ай бұрын
‘It cast a wicked dream.’
@Drusifer1787
@Drusifer1787 2 ай бұрын
“Everything old becomes new again”
@jccvzc3991
@jccvzc3991 2 ай бұрын
Proof Ubisoft don't have game testers during development
@SandTiger42
@SandTiger42 2 ай бұрын
This game is actually a AAAAAAAAAAAAA gaming experience. Because you scream in anger while playing it.
@exnozgaming5657
@exnozgaming5657 2 ай бұрын
Someone watching a simple youtube tutorial to make a game ai for the first time , makes ai like that , sometimes they are even better than this .
@rtxarkham8912
@rtxarkham8912 2 ай бұрын
I guess the code is actually written by people at junior level
@exnozgaming5657
@exnozgaming5657 2 ай бұрын
@@rtxarkham8912 Do they even have actual developers at work ? Or did they just hire a bunch of people cuz they were woman, lesb, gay, independent and whatever other bs, who don't have any idea how to code and is actually watching YT videos to make the game systems. 🤣
@thiagots85
@thiagots85 2 ай бұрын
This is a true representation of Disney's Star Wars. Bravo, Ubisoft.
@CargoShorts7
@CargoShorts7 2 ай бұрын
I recently bought AC4 Black Flag again, completely on a random short lived desire to play pirate again... and it is still somehow better than this despite being 11 years older lol
@MnDakota37
@MnDakota37 2 ай бұрын
All the uploads I'm seeing from you make me glad I picked up Senua's Saga series games.
@-UnchartedSky-
@-UnchartedSky- 2 ай бұрын
Soulless corporate entities handing off project to soulless corporate entity. It goes hand in hand.
@Dreadwoof
@Dreadwoof 2 ай бұрын
Ubishit being Ubishit. They should've gone out of business a long time ago.
@rabeerajput1343
@rabeerajput1343 2 ай бұрын
Truly AAAA experience. Cant believe its the same game company which gave us The Prince of Persia, Tom Clancy Ghost Recon, Splinter Cell, HAWX, Assassin Creed, Far Cry, Watch Dogs 1 and so many others. Its sad to see this company in its current state.
@dovahkiin2108
@dovahkiin2108 2 ай бұрын
You're doing a service for the humanity with these vids
@pedrobrazon6610
@pedrobrazon6610 2 ай бұрын
"I missed the part where that is my problem" 😂
@The-Man-On-The-Mountain
@The-Man-On-The-Mountain 2 ай бұрын
Outlaws, Concord, and Dustborn. The slop trifecta. It's 2024.
@Impoxdragon
@Impoxdragon 2 ай бұрын
Honestly, I thought the stormtroopers shooting at the vent was the bullshit part but them just forgetting you exist after a few seconds WAS the bullshit. It made me realise that what I thought was the feature was pretty cool. It's like a game for babies where you cover your eyes and you're suddenly invisible to them.
@kenzeeato
@kenzeeato 2 ай бұрын
03:31 omegalul
@henryd4331
@henryd4331 2 ай бұрын
That's the beauty of the Anvil game engine mechanics I guess. I've seen plenty of similar weird behaviors like that in Assassin's Creed Origins, Odyssey, Valhalla and Mirage.
@chriswendschlag1856
@chriswendschlag1856 2 ай бұрын
Ubisoft proves why not every game needs a stealth mechanic.
@pellizcacristales
@pellizcacristales 2 ай бұрын
The only thing Ubisoft is proving here is that they suck alongside their games, if you can actually call those shit that.
@darthraider450
@darthraider450 2 ай бұрын
Kay has a better knockout record than Mike Tyson 😂
@takuid
@takuid 2 ай бұрын
Kay "Iron Mike" Vess.... or One-punch Ma'am, as she is called in the seedy underbelly of the outer rim
@Soulute367
@Soulute367 2 ай бұрын
Ubislop days are numbered. They are walking themselves into an abysmal grave with everyone gnawing on its corpse. Like vultures ripping and tearing the meat from the bone, Carrion and all. We shall all laugh as this pirate ship sinks to bottom.
@beeb5872
@beeb5872 2 ай бұрын
indeed, until they're nothing but a... skull and bones? I just hope they hand over titles like rainbow six/splinter cell to people who really care. as much as they ruin it with balance updates, the core gameplay from the original siege dev team is too good for me to put the game down. I miss old ubislop.
@Palindrome3945
@Palindrome3945 2 ай бұрын
Dont worry, taxpayers money will bail them out.
@Jack_the_Rizzler69
@Jack_the_Rizzler69 2 ай бұрын
The problem is these talentless dei hires will apply to other studios. At least this way they are quarantined
@ericfrancisco6615
@ericfrancisco6615 2 ай бұрын
If Outlaws is just the sideshow, AC: Shadows will be the main feature of "AAAA" gaming.
@supergrendel
@supergrendel 2 ай бұрын
The stacked enemies has to be the ultimate troll bug in any game ever
@EWE1290
@EWE1290 2 ай бұрын
It’s definitely a game you need to wait for a few updates before you buy. Ya it’s released August 2024 but really you should wait till buy August 2025 before it would be considered bug free
@GhErArD1
@GhErArD1 2 ай бұрын
0:50 What I think is in their head when someone says to preorder a digital copy of a game
@i3looi2
@i3looi2 2 ай бұрын
My favorite part is how she empty hand punches armored soldiers, and gets them in 2-3 punches. Yikes.
@Grayfoxs
@Grayfoxs 2 ай бұрын
Can’t wait for “Quintuple-A” games.
@Terrylovesjougurt
@Terrylovesjougurt 2 ай бұрын
I can honestly say that these are those Cyberpunk moments relived, when I had so much fun watching the train wreck it was then. Great stuff.
@lesshumanmoredead
@lesshumanmoredead 2 ай бұрын
It must have felt like moving from a ritz Carlton executive suit to a unknown motel when you went from playing black myth wukong to this bullshit lmao
@henrysmith7920
@henrysmith7920 2 ай бұрын
You know, I was actually VERY willing to give this game a chance once it came out. I wasn't even gonna preorder it or anything. But you know, what? I think I can live without it. Shame too, I always wanted to play a proper open world Star Wars game. It HAD to be Ubisoft to be hired for the job.
@Gibblets411
@Gibblets411 2 ай бұрын
Give the Tom Clancy devs that did wildlands or siege a Republic Commando sequel, with the goal of making it faithful to the original. Give the star wars sandbox rpg to Bethesda. Even if they fuck up, the moddable platform they leave behind would be amazing. And keep Sweet baby inc away from all of it.
@Pearloryx
@Pearloryx 2 ай бұрын
This channel is the new Crowbcat
@POHT8OH
@POHT8OH 2 ай бұрын
This type of game is the very reason I’ve bought a maximum of four PS5 games since buying a PS5 on release
@knightsofrreee7961
@knightsofrreee7961 2 ай бұрын
Got you beat, I've only got 2.
@kaige1694
@kaige1694 2 ай бұрын
yeah, We have reached a point where hardware and consoles are not the problem. The true problem comes straight out of these kinds of unpolished/ uninspired games which are full of bugs, glitched.
@lionelmessithegoatLM10
@lionelmessithegoatLM10 2 ай бұрын
Black myth wukong is goty
@lionelmessithegoatLM10
@lionelmessithegoatLM10 2 ай бұрын
Black myth wukong is goty❤
@keyser456
@keyser456 2 ай бұрын
This is why I still haven't bought a PS4 or PS5, or any other recent(ish) console over $300.
@lachainedumeurtrekillerpot1908
@lachainedumeurtrekillerpot1908 2 ай бұрын
Best a.i and physic i ever Sée how dare you Nik 😅😅😂😂
@jeanjeanmich
@jeanjeanmich 2 ай бұрын
Actually did not know that it wasn't EA this time. Have been ubisoft free for about 10 years now, this will help keep me on track, lol.
@Alex-xg8py
@Alex-xg8py 2 ай бұрын
While I know this is common for Ubisoft, modern gaming in general had sunk to this level of polish in final games. All while demanding top pricing.
@SkyRied1
@SkyRied1 2 ай бұрын
It's not their fault. It's the buyers fault for not demanding quality from these companies. People will buy whatever triple A comes out without thrm even thinking twice. It's sad but it is what it is.
@Azact
@Azact 2 ай бұрын
@@SkyRied1well you can blame the consoomers to some extent but the reason alot of people have set the bar so low is because games have started becoming trash
@Azact
@Azact 2 ай бұрын
@@SkyRied1Well people have become like that because of games becoming sloppier. They have lowered the because they know there are no better alternatives. Not really the other way around, that gamers just somehow lowered their standards and then trash games started coming out
@Alex-xg8py
@Alex-xg8py 2 ай бұрын
@@SkyRied1 True, in a sense. I agree that this is the result of blind consumer purchasing. But in general, game design itself was just better for the 7th generation. Its really the result of corporations taking over the industry and not demanding the same quality, and just meeting quarterly deadlines.
@metallurgico
@metallurgico 2 ай бұрын
Textures and geometry look like Half Life 2
@shadowarez1337
@shadowarez1337 2 ай бұрын
That's cold HL2 was Better.
@shirokaminokageyami
@shirokaminokageyami 2 ай бұрын
1:30 she can fly with the force.
@Senshi2031
@Senshi2031 2 ай бұрын
That speeder at the end of the video works pretty much like the videogame itself.
@Wade_Tyler
@Wade_Tyler 2 ай бұрын
Can’t wait for the Angry Joe review! 😂
@pandanator6681
@pandanator6681 2 ай бұрын
Probably gonna get slapped with the Badass Seal of Approval and everything.... lol
@Wade_Tyler
@Wade_Tyler 2 ай бұрын
As if he would give that to outlaws. lol
@pilouuuu
@pilouuuu 2 ай бұрын
Quadruple the pride, quadruple the fall
@WayStedYou
@WayStedYou 2 ай бұрын
3:25 why not just throw the thermal detenator down the shaft lmao
@JaceFuse
@JaceFuse 2 ай бұрын
They can get away with this because the Star Wars loyalists will defend it no matter how bad it is. With the kind of budget a game like this has, none of this is excusable. Star Wars fans are in denial about how bad the franchise has become, so they'll convince themselves garbage like this is okay. And Ubisoft is exactly the right kind of publisher to exploit that mindset and loyalty.
@SpartasEdge
@SpartasEdge 2 ай бұрын
This is exactly why you don't pre-order Ubisoft games, or buy games at release generally these days.
@MortarMike
@MortarMike 2 ай бұрын
Bro the Speeder Bike Patrol?! lmao... I could watch these all day
@SilverNinjatv
@SilverNinjatv 2 ай бұрын
And we’re somehow bigoted by not wanting what is a soulless, broken product. What a world to grow into.
@Gibblets411
@Gibblets411 2 ай бұрын
I swear the gaming industry is based on monkey paw wishes. Open world, modern Star Wars game, but its about a girl and her cat.
@Ron_Jambo_
@Ron_Jambo_ 2 ай бұрын
​@@Gibblets411A game about a girl and her cat set in the Star Wars universe could have been good. But bot in Disney Star Wars, and NOT MADE BY UBISOFT.
@hippieyoda1993
@hippieyoda1993 2 ай бұрын
No you’re bigoted when you think the problem is the existence of women or PoC in your games is the source of its problems lol. So yeah, a lot of the SW community is bigoted.
@hybridollar
@hybridollar 2 ай бұрын
ubisoft shit their bed too hard here
@MarioGoatse
@MarioGoatse 2 ай бұрын
I genuinely can’t remember the last truly great game they made. Car Fry 3? Maybe?
@PuppetierMaster
@PuppetierMaster 2 ай бұрын
NikTek is the real hero for sacrificing their time and effort to showcase *_OUTSTANDING_* gameplay footage so the rest of us don't suffer as well. Thank you kind fellow we greatly appreciate it
@smokeonthescope
@smokeonthescope 2 ай бұрын
The search for fugitive one as they are staring at you lol
@bloodrunsclear
@bloodrunsclear 2 ай бұрын
Remember all the scenes where Han Solo ran around punching stormtroopers in the helmets?
@ice_fox
@ice_fox 2 ай бұрын
SW and Ubisoft deserve each other
@TavoFourSeven
@TavoFourSeven 2 ай бұрын
Games are dead boys. Build drones.
@hippocondriaque6894
@hippocondriaque6894 2 ай бұрын
Ubisoft have respected the aiming mode of the stormtroopers from the movies at least.😂
@undefined6478
@undefined6478 2 ай бұрын
give it a few years, modders will turn it into an actual game
@julienl.3327
@julienl.3327 2 ай бұрын
@1:12 I’ve mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still… that I become invisible to the eye.
I tried Star Wars Outlaws so you won't have to
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