i'm so glad ubisoft tell us to get comfy not owning games, because i definitely not going to own this shit
@heroldjaras99092 ай бұрын
not even buying this game for 8 dollars. i dont have enough time to play below average games.
@chrisbanos11122 ай бұрын
Yeah I'm not owning thier anymore too
@gunaf282 ай бұрын
also, when you buy a game, you are technically not owning it, i dont have a proper explanation to this, but they can revoke your "ownership" anytime they want, like ubisoft ever did years ago with their ac liberation (i think)
@petershaw63462 ай бұрын
@@heroldjaras9909 this is below average nowadays?
@DODOREXY892 ай бұрын
@@petershaw6346 ofc it is
@AlexPatterson-co4gh2 ай бұрын
10 laser blasts to the torso "Ouch" A bare handed punch to an armored helmet "INSTA KILL"
@themrlupo35912 ай бұрын
The Ubisoft way
@Milo-u4o2 ай бұрын
I saw some guy in a video's comments being like "oh that's always been a thing in star wars, use your common sense." I'm not kidding.
@dzinx0rrr2 ай бұрын
not even a punch, it's a backhand slap :))
@andreliv32062 ай бұрын
@@Milo-u4o link to it?
@lamikal25152 ай бұрын
That's Girl Power 101 : the Pew Pew being obviously a male, it can't be anything else than incompetent.
@mr.electronx90362 ай бұрын
"You'll own nothing and be happy" not owning Outlaws - I'm happy
@HereComesTheDay2 ай бұрын
People giving this 10/10 😂
@TheNefastor2 ай бұрын
The WEF was right ! What a twist ! 😂
@user-ko5ul7yi1x2 ай бұрын
**
@ChiefWombatCuddler2 ай бұрын
ESG moment
@progste2 ай бұрын
So that's what they meant...
@auzziebridger2 ай бұрын
This makes Skyrim's stealth and detection seem advanced
@Ghastly102 ай бұрын
Makes everything made by Bethesda look 100 times better. lol
@bobblacklodge2 ай бұрын
@@Ghastly10 Starfield?
@coredefect61342 ай бұрын
@@bobblacklodge even Starfield.
@zerohour9802 ай бұрын
if u play modded skyrim the stealth is better than most games these days, a true stealth game was thief and I dont think any other game can beat it.
@The-Spanish-Inquisition4902 ай бұрын
Was that a joke?! Must have been the wind....
@bellissimo45202 ай бұрын
2:56 - "I missed the part where that's my problem." - You had me in stitches there... 😂😂
@ethanschaeffer77182 ай бұрын
Reminder: IGN gave this game a higher rating than Alien Isolation. 😑
@darthraider4502 ай бұрын
They shat all over this game in their review yet they still gave a 7/10
@berkantari9812 ай бұрын
IGN is braindead
@MistaJ282 ай бұрын
Cant spell ignorant without IGN
@DevilNEDVED2 ай бұрын
Who listen to IGN in 2024 lol 😂
@sikeyimboyleisi2 ай бұрын
You can buy IGN reviews
@maeyhm2 ай бұрын
I have gotten comfortable not owning a single Ubisoft game.
@DragonOfTheMortalKombat2 ай бұрын
Me too, long time ago.
@hello-hb1ll2 ай бұрын
To be honest, the division 2 is one of the good ones
@cdbtheclaw2 ай бұрын
@@hello-hb1ll I bought that for 1 buck in a Steam sale. Was worth it.
@Lodomirov2 ай бұрын
Not like you can own these games in the first place according to Ubisoft, don't forget The Crew shutdown
@y7o4ka2 ай бұрын
"owning" is a big word nowadays
@gregbarnes40832 ай бұрын
Should've seen it coming, AAA is the max rating so AAAA causes a stack overflow error and loops back around to FFF quality.
@ohwow20742 ай бұрын
Nah I legit never thought about that 💀 brilliant explanation of Ubisoft's AAAA Standard.
@hangye7412 ай бұрын
good one🤣🤣
@therealbahamut2 ай бұрын
HAH! BRILLIANT! That is PERFECT.
@Zonca22 ай бұрын
many such cases lately
@Jean-jk4zv2 ай бұрын
Genius
@Chaosixil2 ай бұрын
2:47 Cat alien smiles at you while you shoot a dead body. Lore accurate for cats 😂
@ryancols2 ай бұрын
That's an axolotl not a cat 😆
@georgeray19062 ай бұрын
@@ryancols Correction that's a Catolotl.
@IMN6662 ай бұрын
2:54 thats actually intelligent AI. end of shift and too much paperwork
@ItsmeVel2 ай бұрын
After playing Metal Gear Solid 1, where soldiers noticed footprints in the snow and tailed you, this was a jarring experience
@winklesen2 ай бұрын
MGS was really ahead of it's time
@phenom9572 ай бұрын
@@winklesen Ahead of it's time? That was the time, we've regressed xD
@mikerosoft10092 ай бұрын
@@winklesen almost 30 years ahead of its time lol
@iforgot878722 ай бұрын
@@phenom957no it really is ahead. In MGS3 the interrogation mechanics are still the best I’ve ever seen. Enemies would give you cool secrets about upcoming areas. Also they’d limp if you shot their leg, amongst like 100 other cool little amazing mechanics. But yeah Ubisoft AI lately has been a little sad.
@mattyh68372 ай бұрын
it just goes to show how rushed outlaws was when they skip so much details that make a stealth game great
@gigabilly11602 ай бұрын
I love how grass and trees dance like there is a tornado nearby, while our heroine's hair wont move an inch 😅The Witcher 3 did the wind better over 9 years ago. Ubisoft is truly pushing the technology backwards
@lionelmessithegoatLM102 ай бұрын
😂😂@@xTecNine
@yashirhakkar23092 ай бұрын
@@DontKnowDontCare6.9 I can tell you that the staff is good, they're just pushed in the wrong direction by executives. Plus a lot of their programmers went to Epic for optimizing Unreal on open worlds.
@AVM262 ай бұрын
That's because she's bald for the sake of inclusivity, and her wig is tightly glued.
@timeup25492 ай бұрын
@@yashirhakkar2309 If they were good they wouldn't have come up with such turd.
@yashirhakkar23092 ай бұрын
@@timeup2549 If you're a skilled crafter and I'm giving two days for a task that takes 4, you'll still end up with sht even if you're good.
@Ishaan_A2 ай бұрын
Funny thing: in Splinter Cell Blacklist if you are shooting from a vent and you keep switching between different openings to shoot enemies, they eventually throw a grenade to flush you out. They couldn't implement something similar here? The enemies are already programmed to throw grenades in normal combat!
@cdbtheclaw2 ай бұрын
That actually would have required some effort. They even animated the mouth movements with AI so it looks like total garbage and only fits what they are saying sometimes.
@Morpheus-pt3wq2 ай бұрын
Funny thing: Original Far Cry from 2004 has more advanced AI, than most games released by AAA studios in last 2 decades.
@mike24102 ай бұрын
Half-Life was doing that in the 90's
@m-w-y73252 ай бұрын
Half Life 1 had better HCU grunts that tossed pineapples at you if you got into vents/pipes. and they would actively take cover afterwards since you would come out to ambush you. (and not get pot shotted by you if you stayed hidden) I mean you should see the videos where they explain how Valve implemented complete Squad AI into them that eventually became the basis for CS bots.
@MultiTheGamerman2 ай бұрын
Remember in MGS2 where the enemies reinforcement would go in a file formation and thoroughly search the room you're in, report status to each other and check lockers and crawl space that you might hide in. What happened to that?
@dunamisd2 ай бұрын
Even Skyrim had guard npcs capable of doing basic detective work and figured out that the guy with his weapon drawn might be related to the dead body nearby
@mac_neil48402 ай бұрын
Jedi Survivor makes this look like a kindergarten game from the early 2000s
@halsaufschneider14462 ай бұрын
Remember Red Dead Redemption 1 for the PS360? That was 14 years ago. Even GTA 3 for the PS2 had less issues, one of the few early open world games on a massive scale.
@mac_neil48402 ай бұрын
@@halsaufschneider1446 Fr. Gaming has gone so downhill these days.
@gamble7778882 ай бұрын
@@halsaufschneider1446 Remember Assassisn's Creed 1? The original Thief? MGS?. This is just an embarassment, better AI has existed since PS1 era.
@Harbinger19852 ай бұрын
@@gamble777888 At least their is one common thing with AC1: both games the protagonist dies, if jump/fall into the water.
@kgamez28702 ай бұрын
Jedi survivor is actually good compared to this turd
@ElectroPulsed2 ай бұрын
If the "A" stand's for awful, i'd even give it an Octuple A rating.
@ubermaster12 ай бұрын
The “Quadruple A” stands for: Astronomically Ass for Absolute Assinine reasons
@secondchance66032 ай бұрын
Awful Abysmal Asinine Abomination
@Nathan-hv4qj2 ай бұрын
@@ubermaster1for some reason that reminded me of the ljn acronym from avgn
@SimplCup2 ай бұрын
Ubisoft in their twitter next day after seeing this comment: "Thank you all for such heartwarming reviews! As ElectroPulsed said an octuple A gaming experience! Buy it now for $100000"
@ElectroPulsed2 ай бұрын
@@SimplCup You nailed it on the head my friend :D
@Cypherthegreatest2 ай бұрын
Quadrable AAAA games at its peak LEL, Day 1 Patch made people lose their save data too
@MikoYotsuya2922 ай бұрын
Everyone are just beta testers
@Morpheus-pt3wq2 ай бұрын
@@MikoYotsuya292 we were beta testers a decade ago. Now it´s more like alpha or even pre-alpha testing... The next level will be only the code and it will be up to you to make it into a game.
@Zekium2 ай бұрын
First A is for "anti"
@NikTek2 ай бұрын
Scam of the decade for people that paid 130$
@HuzaifaAnsari10802 ай бұрын
@@NikTek I paid 4 dollars for this game to a seller and completed half game already.😅
@ghoulshroud2 ай бұрын
When they first announced an open world star wars game made by the lady who did uncharted, I was excited. Then they fired her for creative differences, I knew this was going to suck, and the first trailer proved it.
@iforgot878722 ай бұрын
Wasn’t that a lucasarts or EA thing?
@marvin26782 ай бұрын
@iforgot87872 why
@Emcfree20842 ай бұрын
Almost certainly because she wanted to stick to some quality standards and not just pump the thing full of mindless propaganda and shove it out unfinished (IE exactly what happened at naughtily dog)
@Veloziraptor1112 ай бұрын
The gameplay on this looks like someone set out to make a game that plays like Uncharted, with none of the understanding what actually made Uncharted good, so yeah, that tracks.
@davidtitanium222 ай бұрын
the suits really need to let game making talents make games however they want instead of just trying to fill a target
@AshtonCoolman2 ай бұрын
This is the traditional Ubisoft experience.
@halsaufschneider14462 ай бұрын
Not really. Their games tended to be "good" or at least fun with not much bugs. I can't recall any bugs of AC1 and 2. But AC Origins was bug ridden since the first cutscene. Characters clipping and elongating in and out of existence, not even 1 minute into the game. Flying ships, carriages and 💩....
@man123killedАй бұрын
@@halsaufschneider1446 true, older AC games are still one of my favorite games ever
@kapitankapital65802 ай бұрын
"Quadruple A" stands for "Absolutely Abysmal, Atrociously Awful"
@farissto2 ай бұрын
Truly a Ubislop game of all time
@PizzaGeek872 ай бұрын
Lol - might use that name for them in the future, nice 👍 😄
@joshuaandrewson30912 ай бұрын
The sloppiest slop Ubislop have given us.
@young53952 ай бұрын
I feel like all the massive game studios have regression their game quality over the past few years.
@Morpheus-pt3wq2 ай бұрын
Just past few years? It´s been happening for over a decade now!
@METALMARK10002 ай бұрын
it's not a feeling, it is a fact.
@soufianeveeli78822 ай бұрын
Yeah, they know people will buy skins like idiots even if the game sucks so they don't care about the game.
@AKIRA-oz5cg2 ай бұрын
that’s because they are more focused on included lgbtq bs and feminist woke shi that they forget to make a good game
@memoryloss43272 ай бұрын
Nah Rockstar still good
@ShooberTimber2 ай бұрын
It's impressive how corps like Ubisoft still have stans & defenders, excited for their latest modern slop releases.
@TuneTamasha2 ай бұрын
npc zombies
@No-one919102 ай бұрын
It's depressing
@racingraptor47582 ай бұрын
Around 85-90% are b0ts...
@KingOfhearts722 ай бұрын
NPC isn’t a meme. And they are many. :/
@VOLDGAMER12 ай бұрын
"You can't fix stupid" - Ron white
@w122662 ай бұрын
"It's Morbin Time" - Now in 4K, khmmm, sorry, now in Quadruple A experience.
@InsanoRider7772 ай бұрын
Mandatory Stealth Mission logic: Start firefight with the entire zone? Perfectly fine. Get seen by one camera during said firefight? STATION LOCKED DOWN, GAME OVER.
@mcst69692 ай бұрын
- So a button down lather jacket is resisting a blaster shot better than the clone trooper helmet and armor?! They got ripped off! - Takes 10 shot, looses 10% health, slips off from a rock, dies! - Kick the ride until it works again. - 10/10 for adjusting game difficulty to modern game journalist - IGN
@adb8882 ай бұрын
They've got the Empire's version of the Pentagon doing contracts with friends of politicians - costs 300 times more than off-the-shelf stuff that actually works better and lasts longer. $2K hammer anyone?
@JesusPlsSaveMe2 ай бұрын
@@adb888 TO EVERYONE IN THIS CHAT, I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT JESUS LOVES YOU AND HE CAN SAVE YOU FROM SIN, SADNESS AND SICKNESS.
@inflarerion26142 ай бұрын
Ubisoft Early access:- pay more to beta test early.
@Morpheus-pt3wq2 ай бұрын
That was pre-alpha testing. The game is currently in Alpha, is expected to reach Beta within a year - and stay there forever.
@megapro1252 ай бұрын
they even went full circle deleting the saves of their 130€ pre alpha testers after the early access period lmao
@SolarisKane2 ай бұрын
Except this game never leaves beta.
@roy1112able2 ай бұрын
How does Ubislop manage to make such braindead npcs consistently ? this is a talent itself...
@Kaustab012 ай бұрын
😂😂
@lamikal25152 ай бұрын
Everything is easy when it's all self-inserts.
@BrutalCelt2 ай бұрын
Boobisoft employees love seeing themselves in their games
@Kaustab012 ай бұрын
@@BrutalCelt 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@FordHoard2 ай бұрын
It's Massive, not Ubisoft made.
@iamsithazagoth37282 ай бұрын
To clip or not to clip, that is the question.
@andreobastos2 ай бұрын
i agree with the rest, but you can't blame the camera for spotting that stormtrooper in the ground 2:03
@Sir.bookum2 ай бұрын
Yeah, I guess you’re right, but it didn’t do it fast enough
@issamelarmi2 ай бұрын
Wouldn't expect anything else than that "stellar" quality from ubitrash
@matthewwilliams38272 ай бұрын
Ok.
@funnymancool85492 ай бұрын
@@matthewwilliams3827 uh huh
@mushmoor38042 ай бұрын
2:55 It was this exact moment Jerry realized ... he forgot his Gun at home
@Deathdemon652 ай бұрын
Man why is there no physics even in the latest assassins creed games they have that stiff feeling
@Sebbenify2 ай бұрын
Will be available on the next DLC.
@ghost1988102 ай бұрын
@@Sebbenify Only if you bought the game in the ubisoft store
@geert5742 ай бұрын
Gotta chase that mythological 4k bunny
@MrCrunchytime2 ай бұрын
Because Ubisoft never moved past the first Assassin's Creed. "Don't fix what's not broken" and all that, just crutching on the same tired old horse 20 years later.
@nunyobidness1532 ай бұрын
These videos are hilarious! Kinda excited for AC Shadows now. Not just to watch it flop, but it will certainly mean more videos like this.
@hugoclarke32842 ай бұрын
I've been working hard all day and really needed that laugh with the peter parker meme. Thank you.
@bibicorporation20052 ай бұрын
0:40 Must be the wind...
@kainesalvo2 ай бұрын
As I was saying Tony Lozutto…
@rotothedragonlord71982 ай бұрын
@@kainesalvonice reference
@alew11332 ай бұрын
I was going to say
@Lagger6252 ай бұрын
3:06 fucking GTA IV had the expected, realistic physics here, and that was 15 fucking years ago
@chickenquesadilla81392 ай бұрын
Brother......Assassin's Creed 1 had the realistic physics there including the player character shoving past/through people and that came out in 2007, developed by Ubisoft lol
@chris_player29952 ай бұрын
this was acceptable...on the ps2/xbox/ GameCube
@_MaZTeR_2 ай бұрын
15?????????
@chris_player29952 ай бұрын
@@_MaZTeR_ 16*
@Gibblets4112 ай бұрын
I would buy a Rockstar Star Wars game so fast.
@PeterMasalski932 ай бұрын
Me: Those aren't the droids you are looking for. Enemy AI: Ok , move along! My friend: Wow, are you a Jedi? Me: No, they are from Ubisoft.
@RandomizedYoutuber0122 ай бұрын
😂💀
@DDayJayke2 ай бұрын
"1 guy in this entire camp? No wait! It is 20 men clipped into eachother standing in the same spot! A clever trick!"
@Cyrielx22 ай бұрын
very very strong crowbcat vibes on presentation and everything. That's the best compliment i can give. Well done.
@over9000andback2 ай бұрын
You can't deny that Schtar Wars: Outlaws is one of the games of all times
@curie14202 ай бұрын
its barely a game tbh
@avilalanceandrewt.78942 ай бұрын
Ah yes schtar wars, my favorite sci fi
@yak-machining2 ай бұрын
@@avilalanceandrewt.7894thats how Germans pronounce it
@schwarz86142 ай бұрын
@@yak-machiningno we don't, and we also don’t understand a joke.
@yak-machining2 ай бұрын
@@schwarz8614 ich weiß
@doctor_gunner2 ай бұрын
0:16 lore accurate stormtroopers
@EndThusIAm2 ай бұрын
Disney Lore
@s-nova92542 ай бұрын
@@EndThusIAmhave you watched the og trilogy or even the prequels lil bro
@EndThusIAm2 ай бұрын
@@s-nova9254 Yes, have you, lil monkey? Stormtroopers weren't in the prequels.
@EndThusIAm2 ай бұрын
@@s-nova9254 Yes, have you? Stormtroopers weren't in the prequels. It's okay, you're special.
@s-nova92542 ай бұрын
@@EndThusIAm right about the prequels but the you gotta be extra special to not see how the og trilogy stormtroopers missed every shot. That's literally how it became a meme clown.
@neurotrigger832 ай бұрын
Triple A-hole game
@bosunbill90592 ай бұрын
Quadruple*
@snuzigames2 ай бұрын
1:02 just casually doing a grand master Luke feat 🤣
@djayjp2 ай бұрын
I think we've finally made it to Quintuple-A gaming, boys.
@futuretrunks92572 ай бұрын
I haven’t bought a Ubisoft game since AC3. Glad that streak gonna continue 😭 I knew this game was going to be super trash the moment I saw Ubisoft was making it. All their games have the same cookie cutter gameplay feel
@Morpheus-pt3wq2 ай бұрын
Personally, i will never touch anything that requires Uplay or Ubisoft Connect to play it.
@matthewwilliams38272 ай бұрын
Massive entertainment developed it.
@Synclon2 ай бұрын
The only Ubisoft Games I own are the assassin's creed games and Watch Dogs 1 & 2.
@Raptorsified2 ай бұрын
Would def recommend black flags. That was good fun.
@futuretrunks92572 ай бұрын
@@Raptorsified I’ve heard! I’ve been wanting to play that since forever. For some reason I never had the time lol
@LJKnight72 ай бұрын
Ubisoft try to Release a full finished game Challenge impossible
@JoelTGM2 ай бұрын
Beep Boop beeoop. Make game. Charge money for game. Mission success!
@WatchtowerSeven2 ай бұрын
2:54 "Hmm... now I could have sworn I just saw that lady gunning down one of my buddies on the ground there. I should investiga-- whup, false alarm. Must've been the wind."
@thebishopoftherailway47192 ай бұрын
‘It cast a wicked dream.’
@Drusifer17872 ай бұрын
“Everything old becomes new again”
@jccvzc39912 ай бұрын
Proof Ubisoft don't have game testers during development
@SandTiger422 ай бұрын
This game is actually a AAAAAAAAAAAAA gaming experience. Because you scream in anger while playing it.
@exnozgaming56572 ай бұрын
Someone watching a simple youtube tutorial to make a game ai for the first time , makes ai like that , sometimes they are even better than this .
@rtxarkham89122 ай бұрын
I guess the code is actually written by people at junior level
@exnozgaming56572 ай бұрын
@@rtxarkham8912 Do they even have actual developers at work ? Or did they just hire a bunch of people cuz they were woman, lesb, gay, independent and whatever other bs, who don't have any idea how to code and is actually watching YT videos to make the game systems. 🤣
@thiagots852 ай бұрын
This is a true representation of Disney's Star Wars. Bravo, Ubisoft.
@CargoShorts72 ай бұрын
I recently bought AC4 Black Flag again, completely on a random short lived desire to play pirate again... and it is still somehow better than this despite being 11 years older lol
@MnDakota372 ай бұрын
All the uploads I'm seeing from you make me glad I picked up Senua's Saga series games.
@-UnchartedSky-2 ай бұрын
Soulless corporate entities handing off project to soulless corporate entity. It goes hand in hand.
@Dreadwoof2 ай бұрын
Ubishit being Ubishit. They should've gone out of business a long time ago.
@rabeerajput13432 ай бұрын
Truly AAAA experience. Cant believe its the same game company which gave us The Prince of Persia, Tom Clancy Ghost Recon, Splinter Cell, HAWX, Assassin Creed, Far Cry, Watch Dogs 1 and so many others. Its sad to see this company in its current state.
@dovahkiin21082 ай бұрын
You're doing a service for the humanity with these vids
@pedrobrazon66102 ай бұрын
"I missed the part where that is my problem" 😂
@The-Man-On-The-Mountain2 ай бұрын
Outlaws, Concord, and Dustborn. The slop trifecta. It's 2024.
@Impoxdragon2 ай бұрын
Honestly, I thought the stormtroopers shooting at the vent was the bullshit part but them just forgetting you exist after a few seconds WAS the bullshit. It made me realise that what I thought was the feature was pretty cool. It's like a game for babies where you cover your eyes and you're suddenly invisible to them.
@kenzeeato2 ай бұрын
03:31 omegalul
@henryd43312 ай бұрын
That's the beauty of the Anvil game engine mechanics I guess. I've seen plenty of similar weird behaviors like that in Assassin's Creed Origins, Odyssey, Valhalla and Mirage.
@chriswendschlag18562 ай бұрын
Ubisoft proves why not every game needs a stealth mechanic.
@pellizcacristales2 ай бұрын
The only thing Ubisoft is proving here is that they suck alongside their games, if you can actually call those shit that.
@darthraider4502 ай бұрын
Kay has a better knockout record than Mike Tyson 😂
@takuid2 ай бұрын
Kay "Iron Mike" Vess.... or One-punch Ma'am, as she is called in the seedy underbelly of the outer rim
@Soulute3672 ай бұрын
Ubislop days are numbered. They are walking themselves into an abysmal grave with everyone gnawing on its corpse. Like vultures ripping and tearing the meat from the bone, Carrion and all. We shall all laugh as this pirate ship sinks to bottom.
@beeb58722 ай бұрын
indeed, until they're nothing but a... skull and bones? I just hope they hand over titles like rainbow six/splinter cell to people who really care. as much as they ruin it with balance updates, the core gameplay from the original siege dev team is too good for me to put the game down. I miss old ubislop.
@Palindrome39452 ай бұрын
Dont worry, taxpayers money will bail them out.
@Jack_the_Rizzler692 ай бұрын
The problem is these talentless dei hires will apply to other studios. At least this way they are quarantined
@ericfrancisco66152 ай бұрын
If Outlaws is just the sideshow, AC: Shadows will be the main feature of "AAAA" gaming.
@supergrendel2 ай бұрын
The stacked enemies has to be the ultimate troll bug in any game ever
@EWE12902 ай бұрын
It’s definitely a game you need to wait for a few updates before you buy. Ya it’s released August 2024 but really you should wait till buy August 2025 before it would be considered bug free
@GhErArD12 ай бұрын
0:50 What I think is in their head when someone says to preorder a digital copy of a game
@i3looi22 ай бұрын
My favorite part is how she empty hand punches armored soldiers, and gets them in 2-3 punches. Yikes.
@Grayfoxs2 ай бұрын
Can’t wait for “Quintuple-A” games.
@Terrylovesjougurt2 ай бұрын
I can honestly say that these are those Cyberpunk moments relived, when I had so much fun watching the train wreck it was then. Great stuff.
@lesshumanmoredead2 ай бұрын
It must have felt like moving from a ritz Carlton executive suit to a unknown motel when you went from playing black myth wukong to this bullshit lmao
@henrysmith79202 ай бұрын
You know, I was actually VERY willing to give this game a chance once it came out. I wasn't even gonna preorder it or anything. But you know, what? I think I can live without it. Shame too, I always wanted to play a proper open world Star Wars game. It HAD to be Ubisoft to be hired for the job.
@Gibblets4112 ай бұрын
Give the Tom Clancy devs that did wildlands or siege a Republic Commando sequel, with the goal of making it faithful to the original. Give the star wars sandbox rpg to Bethesda. Even if they fuck up, the moddable platform they leave behind would be amazing. And keep Sweet baby inc away from all of it.
@Pearloryx2 ай бұрын
This channel is the new Crowbcat
@POHT8OH2 ай бұрын
This type of game is the very reason I’ve bought a maximum of four PS5 games since buying a PS5 on release
@knightsofrreee79612 ай бұрын
Got you beat, I've only got 2.
@kaige16942 ай бұрын
yeah, We have reached a point where hardware and consoles are not the problem. The true problem comes straight out of these kinds of unpolished/ uninspired games which are full of bugs, glitched.
@lionelmessithegoatLM102 ай бұрын
Black myth wukong is goty
@lionelmessithegoatLM102 ай бұрын
Black myth wukong is goty❤
@keyser4562 ай бұрын
This is why I still haven't bought a PS4 or PS5, or any other recent(ish) console over $300.
@lachainedumeurtrekillerpot19082 ай бұрын
Best a.i and physic i ever Sée how dare you Nik 😅😅😂😂
@jeanjeanmich2 ай бұрын
Actually did not know that it wasn't EA this time. Have been ubisoft free for about 10 years now, this will help keep me on track, lol.
@Alex-xg8py2 ай бұрын
While I know this is common for Ubisoft, modern gaming in general had sunk to this level of polish in final games. All while demanding top pricing.
@SkyRied12 ай бұрын
It's not their fault. It's the buyers fault for not demanding quality from these companies. People will buy whatever triple A comes out without thrm even thinking twice. It's sad but it is what it is.
@Azact2 ай бұрын
@@SkyRied1well you can blame the consoomers to some extent but the reason alot of people have set the bar so low is because games have started becoming trash
@Azact2 ай бұрын
@@SkyRied1Well people have become like that because of games becoming sloppier. They have lowered the because they know there are no better alternatives. Not really the other way around, that gamers just somehow lowered their standards and then trash games started coming out
@Alex-xg8py2 ай бұрын
@@SkyRied1 True, in a sense. I agree that this is the result of blind consumer purchasing. But in general, game design itself was just better for the 7th generation. Its really the result of corporations taking over the industry and not demanding the same quality, and just meeting quarterly deadlines.
@metallurgico2 ай бұрын
Textures and geometry look like Half Life 2
@shadowarez13372 ай бұрын
That's cold HL2 was Better.
@shirokaminokageyami2 ай бұрын
1:30 she can fly with the force.
@Senshi20312 ай бұрын
That speeder at the end of the video works pretty much like the videogame itself.
@Wade_Tyler2 ай бұрын
Can’t wait for the Angry Joe review! 😂
@pandanator66812 ай бұрын
Probably gonna get slapped with the Badass Seal of Approval and everything.... lol
@Wade_Tyler2 ай бұрын
As if he would give that to outlaws. lol
@pilouuuu2 ай бұрын
Quadruple the pride, quadruple the fall
@WayStedYou2 ай бұрын
3:25 why not just throw the thermal detenator down the shaft lmao
@JaceFuse2 ай бұрын
They can get away with this because the Star Wars loyalists will defend it no matter how bad it is. With the kind of budget a game like this has, none of this is excusable. Star Wars fans are in denial about how bad the franchise has become, so they'll convince themselves garbage like this is okay. And Ubisoft is exactly the right kind of publisher to exploit that mindset and loyalty.
@SpartasEdge2 ай бұрын
This is exactly why you don't pre-order Ubisoft games, or buy games at release generally these days.
@MortarMike2 ай бұрын
Bro the Speeder Bike Patrol?! lmao... I could watch these all day
@SilverNinjatv2 ай бұрын
And we’re somehow bigoted by not wanting what is a soulless, broken product. What a world to grow into.
@Gibblets4112 ай бұрын
I swear the gaming industry is based on monkey paw wishes. Open world, modern Star Wars game, but its about a girl and her cat.
@Ron_Jambo_2 ай бұрын
@@Gibblets411A game about a girl and her cat set in the Star Wars universe could have been good. But bot in Disney Star Wars, and NOT MADE BY UBISOFT.
@hippieyoda19932 ай бұрын
No you’re bigoted when you think the problem is the existence of women or PoC in your games is the source of its problems lol. So yeah, a lot of the SW community is bigoted.
@hybridollar2 ай бұрын
ubisoft shit their bed too hard here
@MarioGoatse2 ай бұрын
I genuinely can’t remember the last truly great game they made. Car Fry 3? Maybe?
@PuppetierMaster2 ай бұрын
NikTek is the real hero for sacrificing their time and effort to showcase *_OUTSTANDING_* gameplay footage so the rest of us don't suffer as well. Thank you kind fellow we greatly appreciate it
@smokeonthescope2 ай бұрын
The search for fugitive one as they are staring at you lol
@bloodrunsclear2 ай бұрын
Remember all the scenes where Han Solo ran around punching stormtroopers in the helmets?
@ice_fox2 ай бұрын
SW and Ubisoft deserve each other
@TavoFourSeven2 ай бұрын
Games are dead boys. Build drones.
@hippocondriaque68942 ай бұрын
Ubisoft have respected the aiming mode of the stormtroopers from the movies at least.😂
@undefined64782 ай бұрын
give it a few years, modders will turn it into an actual game
@julienl.33272 ай бұрын
@1:12 I’ve mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still… that I become invisible to the eye.