Star Wars: SOLO REVIEW Have They Killed The Golden Goose?

Solo a Star Wars Story is here and is it any good? Let’s take a look. The fans are not interested in seeing it but is that Solo’s or Ron Howard's fault? How much damage has Kathleen Kennedy, Rian Johnson, JJ Abrams and Disney done? Can SOLO be saved? Find out in Robot Head’s Solo Review.
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[@RobotHead]

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[@TheAutistWhisperer]

Robot Head Discovered your channel by accident a couple of days ago, love your work man and I look forward to seeing more, but does mean more shitty Star Wars films...

[@mrporro]

Excellent stuff man, witty & on point. Keep to this quality and the subs will come rolling in. Subbing

[@AO-rm7fl]

Nailed it. The reveal of the freckled teenager was ridiculous. I mean I swear the character dropped about a foot in height just before taking off the helmet. The fact the movie was so unnecessary just added several nails in Star Wars’ coffin

[@compatriot852]

Robot Head actually Darth Maul has been stated and shown to be alive in Rebels, Clone Wars, and several other books due to his hatred of Obi wan (I hope Lucasfilm doesn't make him pansexual)

[@phatmantv]

That clip of a Fistful of Dollars had me dyin😂 SUBB'D😎

[@Malt0d3xtr1n]

Star Wars has become "just another movie." That was really hard to hear. But you hit the nail on the head.

[@JukaDominator]

@The Logomaker Lawrence Kasdan did nothing wrong.

[@Smerpyderp]

Maybe it is true that all good things must come to an end, but what a horrible way to end! Completely devoid of dignity. And Disney is just going to keep milking it until it gives its last, shuddering breath.

[@ggt47]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@shan4680]

'Star Wars has become "just another movie."' Not true, a lot of other movies are better.

[@ggt47]

@@shan4680 Ouch.

[@timmorris2048]

The Solo movie should have been Han during his academy years. Show us learning to be a fantastic pilot. Running card games and schemes in teh barracks. Yeah, maybe have him get kicked out of flight training and sent to be a ground pounder. Show us why he left/got kicked out. Chewie should have been in the last 10 - 15 minutes. Maybe Han rescues him from slavers and that's why they are now on the run. NO FALCON! That in itself is an entire new character to introduce and is fitting of it's own movie. Make it the movie of the trilogy.

[@slappt311]

It bobed because everyone knew they were going to fuck it up.

[@Harshhaze]

Yeah. Skipped an entire story arc, just to put him on the ground as a stormtrooper. Rian is a fucking idiot

[@pwnmeisterage]

Oh don't worry, Disney will find a way to kill off the Falcon and replace it with some cool new toy (which nobody wants).

[@enigmaticchickenmcnobody]

What's annoying is there's a perfect deleted scene showing us why Han was kicked from the academy

[@nathanford9786]

That's all toxic masculinity. Such a wonderful movie would be socially irresponsible, and it would make Kathleen Kennedy cry.

[@Will-cj2zv]

I just want a kenobi movie with Ewan McGregor

[@utub1473]

I think that’s what everyone wants at this point

[@Deuteromis]

Dear god no! Not with Disney's track record!

[@LazyPirate8]

same

[@Deuteromis]

@Eromanga Sensei Nah, it will turn out Obi Wan is the first Transgender Jedi. Her original name was Jobi Wan Kenobi.

[@Nesseight]

:: Obiwan chucks her lightsaber behind her :: "Now we're on even ground as it should be!" No thanks.

[@annieandelsieofarendelle3294]

I have a better idea. Han Solo lived on the planet Corellia with his father who was a ship builder named Jacen Solo. They lived a good life with his father even teaching him how to fly until his father was killed by a crime boss. Han, distraught, swipes one of the men’s guns but misfires when he tries to shoot the crime boss. The crime boss proceeds to beat him and leaves him for dead before he is thrown away into a local orphanage. Now an adult, Han applies to be an Imperial pilot but on one mission to Kashyyk he sees the horrors of the Empire as they savagely shock and beat a Wookiee named Chewbacca who was trying to protect his family. Feeling empathy and pity for the Wookiee, Han stops the abuse but is thrown out of the Imperial Navy and black listed. On top of that, he now has to deal with Chewbacca following him everywhere because Chewbacca owes his life as stated in Wookiee culture, Han decides to become a smuggler and the rest of the story takes off from here.

[@sickboyaolp7881]

5/7 would watch

[@annieandelsieofarendelle3294]

Thank you

[@sickboyaolp7881]

knowyourmeme.com/memes/57 sorry thought you might enjoy the joke

[@annieandelsieofarendelle3294]

I see

[@TerribleToaster]

Nice story, I'd definitely watch. But I think you need to explain how Han got the Falcon as well

[@RealGLP]

Did anyone else always imagine the Kessel Run as a high-stakes starfighter race? That would be cool we ever got to see- NOPE you get big cloud with black hole

[@fenrislegacy]

I always imagined it was a smuggling route.

[@thesenate7948]

That Phineas and Ferb spin-off was better than Solo.

[@willmungas8964]

I actually thought the Kessel run was one of the best parts of the movie because it was pretty true to its EU origins. The idea was that Kessel was a spice trade planet, but the only routes to it ie the “Kessel Run” were through masses of black holes (the maw, which is actually a rather important location in the EU) and other space dangers. There was sort of a competition among smugglers and pilots to find the shortest way through without dying, and the shortest path any pilot had found through these surrounding dangers was like 18 parsecs; Han pulled it off by straying off the safest denoted route and cutting through dangerous areas. So it was pretty similar to the movie, even though I don’t like the way the black hole is portrayed, and the walls of ice thing was interesting but kind of dumb.

[@user-uo8mx3cv5k]

@@willmungas8964 True. Even if the movie was not that good atleast the kessel run is cool

[@Captianmex1C0]

@@willmungas8964 its great, it was a great movie, Seems like everyone's just salty that disney was capable of making a great star wars movie

[@LTG22]

The whole Maul thing (and yes its stupid) comes from the clone wars animations. It details Maul's survival and return. They should have stolen Filoni to help write along with stealing the ideas.

[@Jiub_SN]

He did assist in this film and the sequels fairly heavily. Filoni is not a good writer and never has been, everything about the prequels was fucked by him

[@EZ-IZZY1995]

I LEGITIMATELY forgot that this film came out. I am not exaggerating.

[@AgentOrange88785]

Disney released this film to die.

[@ll-SNARL-ll]

Ikr... lol same w last jedi .. i seen the ep 7 impostor n had seen more than enuff

[@Scott64a]

LOL I did, too. It's that memorable.

[@derekweber552]

10:20 I totally agree with you on everything else, except that C-3PO isn’t a new droid at the time of A New Hope. He was built by Anakin in Episode 1

[@konstantinosnikolakakis8125]

His parts are also half a century old by that point

[@Jiub_SN]

@@konstantinosnikolakakis8125they still use his type of droid commonly throughout the galaxy though, the most advanced droids we see are the battle droids in the prequels and ig-88 in the OT, which the sentient robot is far more advanced then both, like to an absurd degree

[@namelessfaceinthecrowd2459]

Im still counting the legends backstory as the real han solo back story.

[@tehrulefoo]

Disney Canon can go fuck itself. TLJ was so trash I can't take anything they say seriously anymore. The Sun Crusher was less retarded than the fact Holdo is supposedly the first person to discover hyperspace can be used as a weapon.

[@thejammiecraft3476]

Actually the extra material on the last jedi said that it was because of : 1. The raddus' enhanced shields 2. The Supremacy's shields were down 3. Pure luck So if that's more retarded than a fighter sized craft impervious to death star laser tech and can cause any star to supernova then I guess you're right

[@TwistedTB]

Brian Daley books from back in the day were great. Should have based the script on those.

[@tuttlenate]

And if they have to use "extra material" to explain a key plot point, they've missed the fucking plot.

[@Yora21]

It's not legends. It's the Expanded Universe.

[@kingginger3335]

Dude, that Pansexual Land scene was absolutely amazing! Lmao

[@haku8135]

Amazingly cringey maybe

[@kingginger3335]

@@haku8135 awe did it hurt your wittle feeling?

[@NikkiMKarLen]

2:34 "That guy probably gives that name out all day. Nothing special." LMAO!

[@Rando_Shyte]

That fuckin cracked me up too

[@ThunderEwokB]

I actually enjoyed the movie. Not sure if it's because it was genuinely good or because it watched it very late, after Rise of Skywalker so my expectations were lower than ever.

[@simonfarrell6585]

Your reviews hit the nails on the heads! Frickin funny & refreshing to be able to express disappointment without the usual backlash

[@dennisr1683]

The love for the franchise was so strong it keep people coming but the poor quality of the new SW movies has finally found a way to kill the love. It's like Disney bought the world's most expensive car, gave Kathleen Kennedy the keys, and now the car is in a ditch.

[@cloverfield911]

Just saw it today. Mehh!! Not bothered about seeing this again

[@ShabaaUkelele]

cloverfield911 I hope you didn't pay a penny to see it...

[@cloverfield911]

Paid 1200 pennies!! Not a movie I want to get on DVD

[@nightmareTomek]

As someone who loves Star Wars I don't want to see it, ever! Nor the last Jedi. I can't believe you guys even paid for this...

[@BioTurk]

Hey dude. I really like quality videos on youtube and you just nail it. I know your channel will be huge some day. Nice editing btw. keep it up.

[@DeathBYDesign666]

How sad is it that this is the best of the last 3 movies? Thank God for the mandalorian for saving what little dignity this franchise has left. All they have left are the series.

[@angrysonicbird6779]

Darth Mual actually does survive the Phantom Menace. He returns in the Clone Wars series with mechanical legs pre-Disney.

[@cliffordshelton6856]

I love videos that tear these ridiculous Disney Wars movies apart!! Thank you so much for this!!

[@1992disney]

Me too!

[@tbranch227]

Damaging the franchise? They flat out wrecked it.

[@izumishion6267]

Do you know who Dryden Vos reminds me of? The Illusive Man from Mass Effect. Especially after his transformation/indoctrination in ME3.

[@golddropper2747]

The only movie after Disney that was half decent is Rogue One. At least it has the prequels "tone"

[@pikachufrankie]

I like the look on what appears to be David Tennant’s face when the woman is describing how she played a role in a modern Star Wars movie without knowing anything about the franchise. It’s a look that screams “You can’t be serious.”

[@JRTL20253]

Ok quick maul speed run. Maul super pissed he got owned by Kenobi. Maul sustained himself with the force to stay alive. Built spider legs out of junk and konda went mad. His brother found him and brought him back home where he got better metal legs and some of his sanity back. Maul goes on a revenge spree trying to kill Kenobi. Fails a bunch but kicks a lot of ass. Ends up ruling mandalor. Fights a citizen. Gets captured during order 66. Clothlines a clone with a ship door and escapes to be a crime boss.

[@simonfraser9432]

So that’s my local cinema and it’s just hit me that I’ve most likely been in the same cinema as this bloke...

[@lassekristensen385]

You got talent my friend!!!! I have stomach pain right now because laughter all time

[@beckyfrench54]

"I googled droid and nothing much really came up." really? literally every image that comes up when you google the word droid are ALL from star wars.

[@CleverGirlAAH]

she HAD to have spelled it "droyeed" or something lol

[@ClokworkGremlin]

"We'll get to see how Han met Chewie." Han met Chewbacca shortly after graduating the Imperial naval academy as one of the most promising cadets the academy had ever seen. He was stationed on Kashyyk, helping to oversee the locals being put to work as slaves, when he had a crisis of conscience, deserted, and took the poor wookiee slave that was being punished with him. The wookiee pledged a life debt to Han, much to his annoyance, and followed him like a lost puppy for months while the two got to become the inseparable friends we see in the Original trilogy. That's the only canon I ever needed.

[@ClokworkGremlin]

Hutt Gambit, by A. C. Crispin.

[@aaronlandry3934]

ClokworkGremlin Why wasn’t that the movie? That sounds infinitely better

[@1greninjawolfbossdeath648]

@@aaronlandry3934 because Disney

[@aaronlandry3934]

Graig Simmonette None of the novels are canon anymore. Sorry, Disney wanted to make more money by giving Star Wars endless sequels, midquels, prequels, spinoffs, reboots, and remakes.

[@RevanMartinez]

👏👏👏 “Amazing, everything you just said was true”

[@dennisjohansen8490]

"The Last Jedi felt like someone hated me. This one just feels like someone wants my money." Truer words were never spoken.

[@sheviandlisa]

i liked the quote.... i still liked solo... sorry i can't hate everything Star Wars yet

[@joeschembrie9450]

There's no 'felt' about it. Rian Johnson was definitely trolling us. The man has issues.

[@kingarthurscott]

Hahahahaha this is the best line

[@pwnmeisterage]

The funny thing is I liked L3-37 and Pan Lando - both stuffed full wantonly unseemly politics but still entertaining characters - while the rest of the movie was all shit.

[@VK2532]

@@joeschembrie9450 Nah he wasn't trolling, he generally doesn't know how to write lol

[@dead9247]

I googled “Droid” and what do I find? KS2O, R2D2, C3PO, R5D4, Medical Droids and Droidekas!

[@LiiftYourself]

Further evidence proving Androids > IPhones

[@thatoneguymatt987]

Tell me, you didn’t just say KS2O... WHEN IT’S K2!!!!!! SO

[@elvenbuttress]

Ah yes, the internet knows only the best droids.

[@brendanfitzpatrick670]

K2SO*

[@themysteriouscatperson9483]

There’s a whole cartoon called Star Wars droids ffs

[@TaswcmT]

I never realized, but Mary Sue actually spoke wookiee. Of course she did - she knows everything else.

[@turkoositerapsidi]

Ээро еёк рөщ лушү ийи тьбоз мчу сёъэж мидьү өкцря лонгеәп фьып вацүг сравыи чюбьә хазяму.

[@MrBenMcLean]

@IAN HEINE Same reason storm troopers go into the desert in full protective armor

[@mic8405]

@IAN HEINE sure and why can she swim, dont need jedi training, can fly a ship and so on?

[@j0doe1]

@@MrBenMcLean Not like they have Sandtroopers that likely have armor specifically tailored for the environment they're titled after.

[@newtpondskipper]

Funny how Luke who had been friends with him for years could no longer talk to him...

[@YourFavoriteBotGarethThompson]

Me before Solo: "Oh man, I want a Grievous movie, and an Obi-Wan movie, and a Qui-Gon movie!" Me after Solo: "Ya know, I think I'll stick to the Legends stuff, thanks."

[@cranjismcbasketball249]

I made that choice after TLJ

[@HolyknightVader999]

@@cranjismcbasketball249 I made that choice after TFA.

[@SapphireCrusader1988]

We actually had a trilogy of Han Solo stories, and they were AWESOME!!!! Check out The Paradise Snare, The Hutt Gambit, and Rebel Dawn. So good!

[@kaisercalvin1742]

I would like these still, just without Disney. Then they would be fine.

[@quasar4086]

They’d ruin all those characters.

[@Haliax-v4t]

The Voice of Kathleen Kennedy makes me aggressive

[@alexfrank5331]

Probably what Obi-Wan feels when he senses Vader.

[@TheDozin1]

So does her smug, ugly horse face.

[@connorharnage6697]

Her voice makes me feel like Maul at the mere mention of the name "Kenobi"

[@natalee8223]

Same

[@observantwatcher6511]

"Is it better than The Last Jedi?" That's not a high bar to clear. At all.

[@ryancols]

Observant Watcher Sure it is. You'd be shocked at the bad movies out there if you weren't a turd

[@blackestjake]

Is it possible to make a worse movie than TLJ?!

[@CalicoJackal]

blackestjake Zack Snyder says yes.

[@observantwatcher6511]

Either you don't understand my comment or you actually are defending The Last Jedi. Either way, I think it's pretty clear who the turd is.

[@f11122]

@blackestjake Turkish Star Wars It's a cult classic. It's so bad, it's good. kzbin.info/www/bejne/l6PTeWtugt1msJY

[@HetBlauweKanaal]

Chewie was a war-veteran of the clone wars, the Guy helpen the Jedi and now hes eating humans? Tf

[@gamejunky3040]

What he eats humans?? WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN?

[@Null--]

That part was just so wrong I instantly thought I'm so glad I'm only streaming the movie and never paid for it.

[@cerealfirend2028]

Disney wants you to forget about the clone wars because it aired on cartoon network. A non feminist network

[@Dangolbustedman]

Cerealfirend21 my dude he did this IN the live action films Chewbacca was fighting in the war in episode 2 Edit: episode 3, my bad As if that fucking matters

[@NANOTECHYT]

Exactly, Yoda talked to him in English and Chewie understood him in Episode 3 before he left Kashyyyk. Fuck these writers, they aren't fans if they can't even be bothered to watch Episode 3, which precedes their god damn movie.

[@Tomo-es2zo]

I love this film but I was so glad when LL37 died and “Star Wars is just another movie” hits hard but it’s the truth :(

[@michaelpeer1753]

Truth does that.

[@superstarmcgee1128]

@@michaelpeer1753 wasn't ll37 downloaded into the falcon? She lives forever just can't talk lol something kath Kennedy needs to learn !

[@julianwhite5430]

You must be autistic

[@primary2630]

I thought it was kinda funny with her droid rights thing

[@ethangrieves1989]

@@primary2630 Right!? I found her funny just for how absurd the whole character idea was.

[@sindar5964]

"Star Wars is no longer special - it's just another movie." That's my thoughts about franchise since ep.7 is out.

[@LiiftYourself]

I was thinking 7 was bad, but they might be able to redeem i-....... Oh

[@rhettmania]

As soon as the sale to Disney was announced, I knew it was over

[@golfball_diver]

@The Logomaker who hurt you kid?

[@golfball_diver]

@The Logomaker rian johnson is an ignorant, uncreative, lazy bad writer with no vision. did he do his best? maybe. was is it fucked up bullshit nevertheless? you bet your ass it was.

[@golfball_diver]

@The Logomaker what style? the plotholes in his story? the missing explanation of important twists that were made up to fit the 'plot' of the movie? thats not creative. or how about the missing character arc? (not entirely his fault, j.j. is responsible for that too, but still). what about rey being mary sue? ya know, beating kylo ren with no experience ... without a scratch ... twice. the list goes on. there is a reason why TLJ is hated amongst fans. just look at the ratings (46% on rotten tomatoes)

[@YksiSuomalainen]

One day Disney Star Wars will be removed from canon.

[@HerrenGamingNews]

Disney Star wars isn't canon

[@ll-SNARL-ll]

As far as im concerned it dont count at all... Hans still alive smuggling somewheres out there

[@massaweed420]

We just need to start a gofundme or kickstarter and buy it from Disney, afterwords wiping the last 3-4 years of Star Wars movies (minus Rogue One) from cannon.

[@joynelbonetdelgado4952]

Hahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahahahah

[@chriswilder9719]

Disney won't sell star wars. They want to own everything

[@dande3139]

"We're going to see how Han met Chewie." I read the EU, the REAL canon, Kathleen. I know how Han met Chewie.

[@snausages43]

dande 313 Why didn’t they just adapt books like that instead of making up everything as they went?

[@thecrazycatdad]

@@snausages43 I ask myself this question every time they release a new movie. Would have loved to see the xwing series of books adapted to the big screen.

[@pwnmeisterage]

@@snausages43 Disney already answered your question: "Let the past die, kill it if you have to." They want Disney content, Disney control, Disney ownership. They don't want to share the profits with third-party partners and licensees (like toy manufacturers and publishing houses) on the same terms Lucasfilm did.

[@NJ-wb1cz]

Well I played KOTOR2, the REAL canon, so your "Han" and "Chewie" are irrelevant.

[@pwnmeisterage]

I didn't mind _TFA_ and _R1_ too much, they seemed promising ... but _Solo_ was forgettably mediocre and _TLJ_ was insultingly stupid. Maybe I'm not as angry because I'm not as invested in SWEU - only read a couple novels, still haven't gotten around to KOTOR - although I do understand the rage. But meh, just enjoy (or don't enjoy) the movies for what they are and who cares about buying precious "canon" - the word is just a euphemism for "legal owner who gets to milk money off the property/brand/franchise/licensing".

[@timewarpdrive77]

"A droid is a fictional robot possessing some degree of artificial intelligence in the Star Wars science-fiction franchise. " First google result...

[@chucheeness7817]

"only Rey can understand Chewie" wait, I though Luke understood Wookie, he talked to Chewbacca's family back in the Star Wars holiday special.

[@SuperSwordman1]

PFFT, we don't need that. See, you have to forget all this stuff from the old movies. Rey is perfection

[@aelius3805]

Rey: He said you're coming with us. Luke: Yeah I know, I've known this dude for forty years, he's one of my boys. He helped me save the galaxy with my brother-in-law, by the way how is he?

[@SuperSwordman1]

@@aelius3805 "Oh he was killed by his son. And even though he's an emotionless piece of cardboard who is totally evil I'm totally gonna try to jump his bones."

[@luniaadilah]

@@SuperSwordman1 "how could you not know that Luke you have force powerrrsss!!! You can sense him!!"

[@Starkill3r306]

Robot Head “How is Maul still alive” Palpatien “The dark side is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural”

[@MegamanZXOmega]

Well he did say he didn't watch the Clone Wars show, which does explain why Maul is alive, but yeah he had no reason to be cameo'd in this terrible movie.

[@angelg3986]

@@MegamanZXOmega Yes, in Clone wars Maul is resurrected, but he should RIP. Else, the whole thing becomes cheaper.

[@MegamanZXOmega]

@@angelg3986 He was never dead, he used the Darkside to keep himself alive but his desire for revenge caused him to go insane and mentally broken.

[@Сайтамен]

@Samuel McNair Fall he could, but not cut in half.

[@Jxwall88]

@Samuel McNair we’ve seen Jedi leap off buildings how is that different

[@jahprime6932]

Han meets chewy and speaks english..he still tries to kill him..he then speaks wookie and he stops..then immediately speaks english and Chewy understands..wtf!

[@sirkuchen1501]

The SWEDISH Pixel spoke

[@JRTL20253]

Conclusion: Chewy is racist 😂

[@Lucrei.]

I think you missed the point of that interaction. He isn't stopping because he can't understand Han speaking English initially... he doesn't stop because he thinks he's a threat However after Han speaks Wookie... proving he has some sort of history/involvement with Wookies (admittedly we don't know what that is, and that sucks but anyway), Chewie is able to pull himself out of fight/flight response and is open to listening to Han's reasoning

[@simpletonapollo9723]

I just googled "Droid" and I got a shit ton of pictures of R2-D2 and BB-8 along with that droid from Rogue One, the Battle Droids and Super Battle Droids without even scrolling down.

[@darinl.younce8849]

Same rofl

[@girthymcfatkid3870]

Sir, you need to stop hacking the internets.

[@ealtar]

she said google but obviously she ment BING

[@tehrulefoo]

Huh. It's true. If you search droid in Bing it gives you mostly images of the phone. Still, she should have been able to put two and two together. I don't buy her excuse.

[@ZEMO74]

Simpleton Apollo Even if you aren't a Star Wars fan, you should know that Droid is short for Android aka Robot.

[@deltasword1994]

I honestly never noticed the dice. Ever. Until the new films when they made it a massively important to specifically film shots where the characters interacted with the dice.

[@ytb2705]

The dice are now more important than the lightsaber

[@tigerkill420]

Thank God I wasn't the only one who just learned about the dice

[@chandlerwhite8302]

I actually did not I e the dice years ago and wondered what they were and what they meant. But I am hyper detail oriented, lol!

[@leenreviews6497]

we noticed the dice when Chewy bumps them with his head in one shot. it was an easter egg like the stormtrooper bumping his head that we knew about for decades, but nobody cared enough to make it "canon" (well I guess George made the head bump canon in 2004 after calling back to it in episode 2). in truth they were probably the big fluffy rear view mirror hangers as they existed in that decade, painted gold, as opposed to those obvious branded board-game ready novelties we see in TLJ. brilliant video. solo, like rogue one, would have worked better as a tv special.

[@leenreviews6497]

I clarify the dice were an easter egg (intentional) but the stormtrooper bumping his head was a genuine flub (that Lucas himself later acknowledged and made "canon"). maybe his spirit is stored inside the dice and that way they can bring him back in the new movies? 8)

[@drawde_064]

Yep she’s definitely lying. I googled droid and the first thing that came up was: *Droid* Star Wars Droid picture Droid picture Droid picture

[@nathancarter1015]

Could even Google droid

[@drawde_064]

NatehawkTV I did and that’s what came up

[@Rawsawn]

Maybe she spelled it Druid or used Metacrawler as a search engine. And i think both are a stretch

[@drawde_064]

This Account has been deleted no I just wanted to have proof

[@drawde_064]

This Account has been deleted yeah exactly

[@AntiTheory]

"The Last Jedi felt like somebody hated me. Solo just feels like someone wants my money." TRUTH!

[@matthewmuir8884]

Rian Johnson: Who are you? Truth: I am so glad you asked! I am sometimes called Truth. Sometimes the world. Sometimes the universe. Sometimes god. Sometimes all. Sometimes none. But I am also you." Truth opens the gate behind Rian Johnson. Rian: So, my filmmaking was just missing something... Please, send me through it again! I need to know! Truth: I'm sorry; that's all I can show you for the toll you paid. Rian: Toll? As Rian says this, his writing hand is taken away by Truth. Truth: An equivalent exchange. A subversion of your expectations. This is what you wanted, filmmaker. Is it not?

[@Mikemic2218]

seriously han had his last name at birth! it was explained in the eu where his family came from! god disney stop RUINING star wars!

[@Rawsawn]

Way too late. Its beyond ruined, they ruined their own shit too, GJ Disney you really dont know wtf youre doing.

[@anguseberhard8095]

that's one thing disney cant do; stop ruining star wars

[@tsopmocful1958]

As soon as I heard that Disney was buying it years ago I couldn't believe that people got excited, because I knew it was going to be bad...very bad....(I got a bad feeling about this). And then it turned out orders of magnitude even worse than I ever imagined! They even permanently damaged all the preceding films and every other thing associated with Star Wars as well. "...just another movie." And one of the worst in this age of incredibly bad movies too. Damn you, Disney. The simplest thing to do is to just stop acknowledging any Disney stuff as Star Wars.

[@derp_wolf9688]

tsopmocful I dunno, i think star wars has been fucked for awhile. George Lucas is very hit and miss. The only reason the prequels became amazing was the clone wars series. Lucas fucked the prequels up initially and he fucked up the games too. Disney has definitely not preformed like they should have but I don’t really think its the company. Probably more like the writers and their need to bend to the will of the consumer and general population( “the powerful females”). Underneath all of that their was definitely potential for a good story, the creators just didn’t follow threw on it.

[@orthex13]

Have not seen the movie. But something just dawned on me watching this vid. Han Solo keeps the name the Empire gave him. Keeps said name as he goes into a life of crime. And continues to use said name for years after. Even though he has most likely been classified as a deserter by the Empire, and would be hunted down as one. Makes you wonder how he made it to A New Hope. Glad I never watched this crap, and consider it a high priced fan fic. Cause this aint canon.

[@vmb371]

To be honest, the movie is not that bad, way better than any of the sequels. I enjoyed it, wasn't the best movie I've ever seen but I thought it was a decent movie. Maybe I liked it because I didn't have any expectations for it to be even decent, but it was.

[@Chreeeis]

lol what. Because it’s not cannon it’s bad? Typical Star Wars fan shitting on something for not being cannon but completely ignoring the fact that “cannon” is LOADED with garbage for the sake of their argument. If you ignore all the sjw crap, this was far better than any of the sequels. The people shitting on this movie can’t see past their rage-boners for the sequels to appreciate this film for what it is (this is somewhat understandable). Cannon was completely ruined by sjws years ago.

[@samhoyem5947]

It's either the second best or best movie disney has made, I really do recommend watching it, he looked at it very negatively compared to how it actually is

[@tragedyplustime8271]

I still fucking hate that Solo is a made up surname. Why? Now you might as well tell us that Anakin was given his surname due to him walking on clouds ffs.

[@beamzsalt4252]

its a pretty entertaining movie, kinda sounds like you have a stick up your ass

[@rokhamler3352]

C3PO is destroyed in Empire Strikes Back and gets put back together again by Chewie soooooooooooooooooooooooo we already know that droid deaths mean nothing unless they get completely annihilated. Kinda kills the tension.

[@MuttFitness]

Rok Hamler so true. That scene is incredibly stupid. No idea why we should care when I robot gets shot. They just needed to get a repair kit out.

[@nemdenemam9753]

LUL you watched the previous star wars movies. What a nerd. Let the past die. Kill it if you have to. Something that happened in a previous movie should affect this movie...HAH ridiculous.

[@nemdenemam9753]

Jose Your "fan theory sucks" -Rian Johnson while furiously taking notes in the back

[@alexanderarden6936]

genuinely tragic and disturbing how far SW has fallen

[@privatedino3239]

It’s horrible without George Lucas the holiday special is better than all of these movies

[@p.h.bridegroom4142]

8:11 Hey Rian Johnson, did Kathleen Kennedy teach you that move?

[@YouCantKeepMeDown]

P.H. Bridegroom he probably will teach her lmfao

[@academicwb7888]

Oh I just rewatched that bit once I saw this. Ooooof that was rough to see

[@bruh949]

Is it just me or do I like jar jar compared to the sequel characters… at-least Jar Jar was somewhat funny at times and actually had a good story to him and character plot.

[@ealtar]

remember when peter weller had to train for weeks if not MONTHS to get the correct robot motions........

[@Einnor084]

ealtar 2dayz WOman, iz an uber lazy B-word.

[@tyrranos9688]

That’s because Peter Weller is a good actor dedicated to his craft who wants to deliver something worthwhile.

[@fatboyhahaha]

@Tyr Ranos There is a reason C-3P0 is liked more than Jar-Jar

[@metronome8471]

Yet J. Law couldnt be bothered to get in blue makeup .

[@YokaiX]

He made wobbling around like someone who shit their pants an art form. Deserves all the respect

[@freestone9738]

Is George Lucas having a good chuckle about this somewhere?

[@anthonywarren9885]

Recorded To The Max no he is crying in his beer

[@Veldtian1]

If he hadn't sold it to them he would've ended up like Carrie.

[@Pynaegan]

Meh, you can buy a *LOT* of beer with 4 *BILLION* dollars. I love (loved) Star Wars. But if I were given 4 billion dollars for it, I would have cheered when it was a success for Disney. But had Disney bought it from me and fucked it up the way they have, I wouldn't piss on it to put out the shit fire it has become. I would let it burn....and drink more beer.

[@TheBelrick]

i think he will be really upset

[@viperaputakeyteaparyou8237]

Why not? I would be. Probably with a giant popcorn bucket watching the shitstorm going on between Disney and the fans, too.

[@thrakkanuur]

Pansexual Land nearly killed me man. Dying. Great edit on that sequence, gotta tell my boys about that part for sure.

[@cranjismcbasketball249]

XD

[@envision136]

how could the slick smooth with the ladies guy have a love affair with a fucking droid idk

[@vukanradojevic633]

What the fuck is pansexuality

[@jonahmanisawesome]

No that's genuinely funny. 11:53 "should I have to read a book or a comic just to understand a movie?" TROS anyone?

[@benjaminhhc]

Am I the only person who thinks it's kinda strange that the Empire gave Han his last name. It was registered in the Imperial records as Han Solo. Yet, when he deserted the Army, he kept going by that last name even though it seems like doing so would have made it easier for the Empire to track him down.

[@jpcreativeimagery]

it's called lazy ass talentless writing, that's all. Doesn't matter if it's illogical

[@AtlisDe]

i doubt they'd look for one defector. they likely put out a bounty, let mercenaries handle it, which he clearly has run ins with quite frequently as a smuggler as is.

[@sheviandlisa]

this is sound... it makes no sense that he would keep the imperial name given to him.... why not have the imperial officer give him Han "Smith" and at the end of the movie Han says... i have to leave that name behind me... the imperials and now Crimson Dawn are after me... and Kira says... "how about Solo... we'll change it when we meet again... when you are complete" sorry not a writer... but something in that vane.

[@Corn_Pone_Flicks]

Even better...we don't need an origin story for his freaking surname.

[@dorjedriftwood2731]

This is your big concern?

[@PlanetCalvin]

8:10 That Rian Johnson leg kick is so cringeworthy. I never saw it before, but it makes me dislike him even more and I didn't think that was possible.

[@FlorianD30]

Thanks for pointing that out. What the hell...

[@NinjaContravaniaManX]

I think it is some sort of submissive gesture... and it all makes sense now. No wonder Kathleen is wearing the pants in this sick triangle of perversion...

[@Pynaegan]

He's just adjusting his tampon.

[@lewismx8815]

Didnt notice it until I went back... Now i've seen everything. Like you said, I didnt think it was possible to hate him even more, but I do.

[@lewismx8815]

JCG I bet he was bullied at school.

[@FlyfishermanMike]

I finished the Boston Marathon in 15.3 miles!

[@reigels]

Best comment of the day!

[@jamainegardner4193]

Did you have a teleporter?

[@nemdenemam9753]

did you go through Hyde park?

[@1701spacecadet]

Did you have a blast?

[@niskanen19]

when someone says: "I've never watched Star Wars but I heard they're making new one's now, are they any good?" I just show them the Rogue One Darth Vader scene and say that's all you need to see beside the original ones

[@joshuabrien2970]

I would show them the clone wars finale and thats about it in New stuff made for the moment except maybe mandalorian

[@Mojo1356]

I’d show them Revenge if the Sith to (though it’s better to see it after seeing Clone Wars)

[@samhoyem5947]

I would say to show them solo, rogue one, clone wars and madolorian out of the new ones

[@IanAlderige]

You thought Solo's box office was bad? We're not done yet haha.

[@Yora21]

They paid a lot of money for this so they will milk it for as long as it makes at least marginal profits.

[@BoldOne8760]

It did bad because it was boycotted no other reason

[@baldieman64]

The boycott was perhaps a few tens of thousands of die hard fans and while it might have hit repeat sales of theatre tickets and reduced capacity at unsociable hours, it shouldn't have had a big impact on the success or failure of the movie. It did bad because TLJ was a steaming pile of shit and casual cinemagoers had zero interest in taking themselves or their families to see a repeat. Word of mouth was also bad and Lucasfilm went out of their way to put off conservative cinamagoers from taking the kids with their "pansexual" bullshit.

[@IanAlderige]

baldieman64 and that's exactly what I meant, they don't get more of our money for their shitty products

[@SeeFoodDie]

A Nien for IX. Say no to Episode 9. Viva la revolution.

[@Naglfar]

I don’t understand how with so many resources and budget they can make Star Wars movies that are so cringingly bad. Missed opportunities, and even worse they attack their own fan base.

[@ShadowSonic2]

It's because Lucas left them with nothing to work with.

[@sheviandlisa]

there is nothing in this movie cringingly bad unless you take the droids line "it works" and let your imagination run away with you. "it works" could have referred to their "love" without sex being involved.... the way people love dogs... the way han loves chewy...

[@zanfear]

@@ShadowSonic2 You're incorrect, at least for Ep. 7-9. Lucas gave them his story treatments for a sequel trilogy and they decided to throw everything out.

[@ShadowSonic2]

@@zanfear His ideas for sequels was going to a microscopic world of the Midichlorians. No wonder they tossed that out.

[@zanfear]

@@ShadowSonic2 I don't remember coming across that before. Link me, babe.

[@acethechimpyt8244]

I wonder if the only reason Disney bought star wars so it couldn't be a competitor anymore and had serect goals of killing it

[@mewtwo.150]

Madwolf _ Finally someone with a brain!

[@acethechimpyt8244]

Mew Two Lol thx

[@1992disney]

Nah. It's because they want it just so they make a quick buck off of it and use it as an excuse to not bother to make anymore new and original content.

[@acethechimpyt8244]

1992disney that seems quite possible to

[@Arzieth]

1992disney Well they lost hundreds of millions $ with the Solo flop ,so so much for quick bucks...

[@HolyknightVader999]

I actually liked the older Solo story better where Han actually had a promising career as an Imperial Officer and he left that behind to save Chewie and became a smuggler. That, and the Solo family line actually was related to Corellia's old Emperors, not just some random line cooked up by an Imp Officer.

[@ggt47]

That is interesting but I still love this film. Plus think ornament it was meant to be a self contained story. Plus they having been trying to get this film out since 2008.

[@canuck21]

@@ggt47 It was so boring.

[@johnny.V03]

Personally I don’t like the idea of Han Solo being an imperial since it was never mentioned once in the OT when he could’ve used his imperial knowledge to help the rebel alliance.

[@HolyknightVader999]

@@johnny.V03 Except all backstories of Han mention his Imperial past. Also, we saw his Imperial knowledge in ESB where he knew how to lose the ISDs and were the blind spot of one was.

[@thermallance7947]

Being the definition of a blinded fanboy I originally loved the movie. But, after watching it 2-3 times... I was like... Why exactly do I like it? And man, it is the shortest list I ever made. Did the same with TLJ. I need to accept the truth... Disney is killing Star Wars. They killed LucasArts... One of my favourite game studios ever. Ruled out ALL of the expanded universe (Legends). I get that part of EU was completely bonkers. But was it necessary to kill ALL of it? Part of what made SW great is that we kind of built it together. Making theories and theories over what we could find in the EU. They shot that plane out of the sky. And to make sure it's really dead, they dropped a tactical nuke on top of it. All it really needed is surgical bombing... That collateral damage. All these great characters... -_-' And the movies... oh boi. The Force Awaken was a decent/good Star Wars movie. I mean, the only thing that really caused an issue to me is that it felt like a rehash of A New Hope. But, I told myself, perhaps it is their way to tell us "Star Wars is back baby!" so I didn't complained too much about it. Then The Last Jedi happened... By the reputation it had, I waited after watching Solo before touching that one. I regret buying the DVD... Since I'm a kid, I watched the original trilogy and prequels multiple times a year... I can safely say that I won't be watching either SOLO or TLJ for a long time. Perhaps TFA but tbh I might as well watch episode 4. Bottom line. They killed Star Wars for me and at this moment I do not care about what they are going to do with episode 9. I hope the franchise die before they do too more damage to it. This is painful to watch for a fan like me.

[@a-drewg1716]

seriously though people complained about the prequels (it has some poor actors and plenty of moments of crappy writing, and Jar Jar) but its lists of flaws is pretty small (only 1 really bad character, most of the bad acting is limited really to Anakin; when he was young, and when he was a edgy teen) and while I do understand there was way to much CGI (it is understandable as George loved CGI and it got to the point were he could do so much with it so it is understandable) but the lightsaber battles were epic and well choreographed and the space battles are arguably some of the best in the franchise (the Space Battle for Coruscant is what a space battle should be) it also made sense once you pick your way through alot of the cringy dialogue (I really feel bad for Anakin and his actor as they did his character dirty with all of the bad writing). Really the worst things from the prequels was simply anything pertaining to Jar Jar and edgy boy Anakin. (also sorry for horribly punctuation, I hoped this made sense. If not i'll try to clear it up)

[@thermallance7947]

@@a-drewg1716 My own punctuation is shit. And yeah I pretty much agree. I'd also add that the jedi we're waaaay too stupid. Almost unbelievably so at some point.

[@stephenpoole6415]

I walked out of TLJ and I’m a fanboy. Boycott IX.

[@Scott64a]

You like it because there is a sexbot in it.,

[@movienaut]

I enjoyed TFA so much and came to love Daisy Ridley as Rey. But Last Jedi not only killed Star Wars for me, it affected my admiration for poor Daisy Ridley. I don't want to see her or most of the other actors on any other film. Im sure she is talented, but man, she will be a reminder of how she was part of the crew that killed Star Wars for me.

[@Adetv1616]

"The last Jedi felt like someone hated me" omg you’ve summed my feelings up in 8 words......

[@barrannugrahakodri8695]

@The Logomaker no one cares, get a life

[@Adetv1616]

Ruin Johnson ruined the franchise not me Logomaker... why would my feelings or opinions make you feel like I ruined the franchise for anybody? Why are you watching videos like this?

[@AcidifiedMammoth]

@The Logomaker Eh, the Sequels dis assemble the Star Wars Universe like nobody else. It's shit.

[@raafeyplayz7015]

@The Logomaker why would people need to respect someone who just destroyed their childhood franchise? Literally makes no sense. And if it hurts you that people hate the Disney Films, why bother clicking the video? What would you expect to see in the comment section? You really just hurt my brain

[@AcidifiedMammoth]

@The Logomaker The Last Jedi kills logic of Star Wars films before it. How do u refute that?

[@josephromano5116]

Dude seriously this video is one of the best things I have ever seen, that bit with the sexual music had me in actual stitches. Not only have you earned a subscribe but I am telling everyone I know about it. Well done mate

[@ethanpeterson5640]

Solo definitely ruined the Kessel Run for me. The mystery, the wonder, all of that was gone. Thanks a lot, Solo.

[@phil6715]

"I have this robot here that does everything"

[@lars9925]

Why? Disney's stuff doesn't count, it's worthless.

[@kreigguardsman3355]

From what I read in legends it was similar to the movie. But he did it multiple times and the reason he had the bounty on his head was during one of the runs he dropped his cargo to escape

[@anguseberhard8095]

more like thanks disney

[@WayoftheFerret]

Look up "Legends" stuff if you want the real canon. Disney-canon is its own thing.

[@TylerSpark714]

To understand Mauls return from the grave, I highly recommend watching Clone Wars the cartoon. It's Star Wars at it's peak. The first season and some of the second can be given a pass, and there are "cheat sheets" if you want to avoid some of the worse episodes, but overall the show as a whole is magnificent. It builds up Maul as a character, and an interesting one at that.

[@Jiub_SN]

This is wrong. It's filoni wars and completely debased and gutted the prequels. Every aspect of the prequels was made worse by the clone wars, and I think that most clone wars fans give it a pass as they watched it as kids. I didn't, and while most of the stories are alright the negative effects it's had on Star Wars makes it genuinely the worst thing that could've happened. It's the direct cause of the Star Wars we see today. Filoni only knows how to write one type of story and only gives his OCs good content. He also made every character from the prequels a flanderized version of themself or a completely different person.

[@rarescevei8268]

​@@Jiub_SNHave you watched TCW? Can you provide examples?

[@Boy10Dio]

i was so excited when disney bought star wars cause here i was thinking we were about to get some expanded universe stories en route to something like abeloth. but oh well turned out to be shockingly wrong about that.

[@DerpyTurtle0762]

I'd piss myself seeing Abeloth on the big screen

[@jamiebraswell5520]

Pretty stupid of you to have been excited about Disney buying Star Wars. I rolled my eyes and immediately knew it would be a factory assembly line of movies every year as Star Wars was ran into the ground. I knew then that Star Wars was over for me and I have never regretted walking away from Disney. I will stick with the George Lucas offerings.

[@fenrislegacy]

8 years ago, one of my friends told me that Star Wars is in good hands with Disney. Fast forward, the same friend stopped caring about Star Wars after EP8. It literally crushed his interest, he didn’t even show interest in watching The Mandalorian.

[@raafeyplayz7015]

@@fenrislegacy damn..

[@Badmunky64]

When Luke gave her the dice in TLS I had no idea what they were.

[@ericmorrell806]

#1 worst part of the whole movie plot is that it has no Jaba! I wanted SO BADLY to learn about the relationship between Han and Jaba. In the original films it's very apparent that they have a history, and this leaves all of that out! There's no good bad guy, crappy new characters, Han's love interest isn't well developed and not very likable, and the whole movie is rushed even though it doesn't cover much of his past leading up to A New Hope. It's just not enough of what the fans wanted and too much crap filler.

[@Stigmatainmypants]

I think they actually set it up with the intention of making more Han Solo movies. Qi'ra is still alive, but in charge of the crime syndicate now. Darth Maul is revealed to be behind the scenes pulling the strings. Beckett sets Han and Chewie on the path of meeting Jabba. There was still story to be told here. I really do think that there were some plans to turn this into its own series of films. Unfortunately bad word of mouth plagued this production almost from the start, and i highly doubt we'll ever see anything else.

[@shadow-squid4872]

Eric Morrell would've been awesome if we saw Boba Fett do something outside on TCW for once

[@bruh949]

David Tennet should be in a Star Wars film, clearly he shows appreciation for the series, and is an amazing actor.

[@AgentOrange88785]

I do not understand why SJW's feel the need to interject sexuality in EVERYTHING they touch. Seriously NO ONE CARES what these characters are attracted to. It is like rowling coming out AFTER the deathly hallows was published and said that Dumbledore was gay. Unless the story is enhanced by a character being gay or whatever, it does not help the narrative having a character basically standing up and shouting "I AM (insert sexuality here)!" On another note, Disney seriously needs a continuity expert on these films. I honestly do not want Disney to make an obi wan movie because I know they would screw it up.

[@retromemories8522]

This.

[@theannoyingotaku8113]

I love LGBTQ rep when it actually has some kind of value (trust me, I've been clammoring for some gay romances), but shit like this or the Beauty and the Beast reboot? No...

[@grudgeisdead]

Aparantly you guys do care cause When I watched the film I didnt even think twice at those scenes. If you are uncomfortable with it just fuckin say it.

[@Scott64a]

they should just go back to cooing on the couch while awkwardly rubbing their non-binary sexual organs with their flipper hands.

[@malingreenleaf1414]

I personally think the whole Dumbledore being gay was fine, it didn't really change the movie and I suppose it did make an awesome character homosexual which is great! Not only that but it obviously wasn't clearly visible in the movies or books (although it did just seem like JK shat herself and thought people were gonna ridicule her) I think that the real utter fuck up was making Hermione black?! The fuck? I mean, sure make a character black in a movie that's good but you can't just completly change a characters race in a movie because that just makes no sense.

[@s.spiegel3032]

I was boycotting this film and will do so with all future Disney SW products. I'm living in Lucas' (expanded) universe. A universe that all Disney writers don't get. It's vast and coherent and deep and it offers so much to explore.

[@TheBaioken]

Pansexualphobe? Having a problem with progressive characters huh? Its 2019, get over it, I bet you voted for Teump bigot.

[@mayroepstorff7239]

@@TheBaioken Thats a bad joke right? RIGHT?

[@jakezimmer7256]

@@TheBaioken I hope this is b8

[@EdaugEthanbYT]

I hope someone continues the EU writing

[@user-ri4rl2md7y]

Disney: claiming credits for things others pioneered decades ago.

[@MikeVDrumming]

I did enjoy solo. but that was on netflix months after release, and my expectations were low

[@mr.coffee6242]

Yeah. But you forgot the most important detail. Kathleen Shot First.

[@Alia-bc3rc]

Like Honest Trailer said: it's the movie about Han Solo's _props_ . Nothing in the movie actually told us about his character.

[@412milspec]

Alia Ris almost like the people who made it literally have no idea what they’re doing. And haven’t watched Star Wars themselves. They COULDNT have watched Star Wars

[@garym6315]

That clip of Waller Bridge explains a hell of a lot. I was always amazed at the fact that she vocally just plays herself in that film when every other droid ever has at least given some sort of robotic delivery or built a character. She literally just went in and read the lines and that is her "acting."

[@noodz2777]

How does he not know his last name when he talks about his dad who used to work on ships?

[@haku8135]

I dunno, how does Rey not know her fucking parents AT ALL when they left when she was a young girl and not a baby? The ENTIRE premise of the sequel trilogy was screwed up with one scene, you expect them to get an off handed comment right?

[@thetardis9890]

I love how David tennant is appalled she hasn't seen star wars even though she is playing in a star wars story

[@user-hf9hf6hw8j]

Devid Tennant is always great. Loved him in Jessica Jones.

[@bunksrevenge4489]

he was great in Clone Wars - he was a lightsaber archivist droid. Entertaining voice actor. Talented man. He would have made an excellent replacement for LEE7 or whatever it was

[@milton7763]

Holy fuck! That pansexual Land bit is fucking brilliant!!

[@Jse0607]

The one true bit of canon in the movie was darth maul and I’m surprised they even knew he survived and took over a crime syndicate. It shows that maybe they did some kind of research into the history of Star Wars but it also raises the question of what other canon has been seen and blatantly ignored or rewritten

[@omarramo5340]

It really made me sad and it hurt me when he said that “Star Wars is no longer special, it’s just another movie”....and its true💔

[@Gaelek13]

_"Should I have to read a book or a comic just to understand a movie?"_ Brilliant question and one I've found myself asking more and more. People say to me when I point out that Snoke was underdeveloped that there's information in this sourcebook or whatnot, but I don't care. I paid to see a movie not see a movie then go get a fucking sourcebook to explain the things they couldn't be arsed to take the time to do in said movie. >_>

[@Venatorion]

Gaelek13 It would make a better. Film to know this stuff from the film then from a comic. We should get given the main points we want to know through the film and the comics should be extended bonus material.

[@blacktigerpaw1]

I hate that tactic. You don't bother putting the lore in the film but in a source book. It's cheap and lazy. Source books are for bonus material that couldn't be added to the end result.

[@Badmunky64]

It's like the "story" for Halo 5. There was no way you'd know what was going on if you did watch/read a bunch of other content.

[@bobsnow6242]

Absolutely. TFA was horrendously devoid of exposition to the point where it was impossible to fully comprehend the plot without reading outside material. What's the background state of affairs in the galaxy? How's the New Republic doing? What's their relationship to the Resistance? What is the First Order? What's the name of that hitherto unnamed and unvisited planet that they just blew up? Who cares, fuck it all.

[@Maxforce7]

Yeah you dont need a book or comic to know this one. It's all explained in the clone wars TV show

[@mattbluh6903]

Star Wars ended with the death of Darth Vader, there's nothing beyond that anymore.

[@MP-ue7ol]

Matt Bluh You should try Legends most of it is good some is bad some are great

[@VaunShiz]

The lore of starwars go way beyond Vader just no one knows how to use it

[@dongibson8513]

Matt Bluh Agreed: the original three movies were never surpassed but they continued to churn out one sequel after anorher and prequels to exploit the fan base. Finally the boxoffice for these last two was dismal but this should have happened after the first few sequels and it shouldn't have gone on this long.

[@briankrause2359]

Actually, Star Wars ended about 5 minutes earlier than when you indicate, when the beloved Emperor Palpatine was betrayed by his cowardly underling and thrown over that ledge. Everything beyond that point pretty much has just made the franchise/universe worse and worse... I honestly hated 'the last jedi', almost as much as any of the prequels, probably more in hindsight because they should have known so much better after all the intervening years. Have ZERO interest in any of these 'spin offs' now, though I did like 'Rogue One' actually.

[@sir_dreadlord_on_blitz7042]

Clone wars

[@thedarknightnicht]

Duuuude watch Clone Wars Hands down Kotor 1+2 and Clone Wars are the best Star Wars Media ever produced to me

[@sryan9547]

Clone Wars was outstanding.

[@NopeNopeNope01]

An amazing creation.

[@jonporter1233]

I remember playing KOTOR 1 and being good through the whole thing, until the end. It was amazing.

[@somepriest9700]

@@jonporter1233 bit older than me man i grew up with battlefront 1 and 2 and republic commando

[@matthewmuir8884]

Clone Wars was fantastic. Seeing Grievous defeat six Jedi all at once while only using two of his four arms, seeing Palpatine enjoying pretending to be an idiot during his own arranged kidnapping, seeing Anakin lose his robotic hand rescuing those aliens that had been turned into cyborg monstrosities, and they in turn rip off their robot arms and cheer "Ghost Hand!", seeing Anakin be promoted from Padawan to Jedi Knight, it was all so awesome... Just to be clear, we're all taking about Clone Wars: the 2003 cartoon mini-series, right? Not The Clone Wars: the 2008 cartoon series that made Grievous pathetic?

[@theringmaster3684]

It was just ok, not as good as Rogue one but very forgettable.

[@cerealfirend2028]

Rouge one was boring

[@vandiegpierreday5479]

true

[@tonymontecino9761]

Rogue one sucked. The only redeeming thing was Vader.

[@TheToxicPenguin]

Tony Montecino I thought the battle over scarif was the only redeeming feature, as atleast they respected the universe and it’s rules, boring characters and plot aside and atleast they didn’t do full character assassinations on previously established favourites, it was always gonna be boring as it was a film based on one line from ANH, it was forgettable but if I was forced to watch one Disney Star Wars film and I had no choice not to it would be rogue one without a doubt, it was the only film that didn’t make me want to blow my brains against the nearest wall

[@TheToxicPenguin]

Tony Montecino plus K2SO was genuinely funny character and I cared more about him then any in the sequel trilogy

[@diggdirkler9445]

10:25 while every other point was good and valid it bugged me when you said droid technology went backwards referring to L3-37 -> C-3PO because 3PO was built in phantom menace 32 years before a new hope which means C-3PO is 22 years older, therefore it did not go backwards. You even acknowledge the very movie he was built in to compare L3-37 to Jar-jar (which I don’t think is fair to Jar-Jar he was a horrible comic relief character L3-37 was a droid made for feminism by Kathleen Kennedy). But other than that every other point you made was accurate and valid but that just bugged me

[@EdaugEthanbYT]

Yeah that bothered me too but still he’s got a point because L3 is crap compared to a Seppie probe droid or even an astromech. He used a bad example to make a good point. I also can’t understand why Jar Jar is so hated. I first watched The Phantom Menace at age 8 and I thought Jar Jar was a great fit to the story and was a good way to introduce both the existing divide and eventual unification of the Gungans and non natives

[@GravityBoy72]

Bye bye Star Wars.

[@Matthew-Anthony]

@Yurek Hunt Star Wars fans like you are the minority, not the majority.

[@guagua2490]

at 8:12...whats with Rian's sissy leg movement??!! Bleah!

[@Pynaegan]

He's adjusting his tampon.

[@gergojakli5242]

I think he is a disney princess now...

[@dudester873]

Lol Gergö

[@asisin2]

Very much like Paul Feig is the Rian Johnson dude isnt he.

[@MsTakiH]

He's transgendered

[@Zyklon_B_still_and_know_God]

The only droid that I've cried over is Johnny 5 😢

[@Lady_Yuna]

goddins mcthunderwood I saw "Short Circuit 2" in the movie theater as a little kid and I cried so bad for Johnny 5. I was kinda traumatized, it was like a Bambi's Mom moment.

[@thesexyskywalker3283]

T-800 in T2 for me

[@comm154]

I loved everything you said EXCEPT the part about Darth Maul. I would’ve expected you would’ve at least seen some of the best writing and storytelling in Star War the Clone Wars, but I guess not. Makes me feels sad...

[@tomatensoup190]

Agreed

[@alenabouman4639]

Honestly, The Clone wars is some of, if not the best, star wars material you can get. It does a good job at establishing characters and retains good amounts of reference to ep 2 and 3, making him not feel like a different anakin. Unlike the sequels, whenever clone wars introduces new characters they dont feel like they are rushed in and the more powerful characters they introduce (mostly rex and Ashoka) dont feel like they are too powerful as you get a good gauge of where they are in terms of strenght. So yeah I agree on that part. But they essentially yeeted maul in for no reason after he had such a compelling story that complimented the character (seriously in rebels he is so good). He barely did anything in the movie which is a bad idea with such a big character as maul. Either leave him out or make him a bigger force then this shitshow. This is probably not relevant anymore, but yeah this was my little rant

[@jamiebraswell5520]

I cannot and will never accept Darth Maul surviving being chopped in half, falling a mile or two into Naboo, doing surgery on himself in a junk pile to connect his new robot lower body half, and skipping along to fight another day. It is beyond stupid even in a make-believe fantasy.

[@comm154]

Jamie Braswell bruh, did you see Vader? Lol, he suffered the same as maul. I mean, he lost all his limbs, was burned, sat on a molten planet for hours, and somehow survived. Then look at maul, who fell a mile, possibly used the force to stop part of his fall, and then used the force to make temporary replacements for his lost limbs.

[@bepinkfloyd814]

@@jamiebraswell5520 you are spitting bullshits, if that is dumb than all the sequels are a bunch of farts on a shit cake

[@jkeveningsdawn6358]

To be honest, I didn't really mind Solo. Take out some of the annoying, pointless SJW scenes and themes from it, you've got a pretty good movie. Even if you take out the SJW scenes/themes from TLJ it's still bad.

[@ShadowSonic2]

Oh god, those scenes with the Droid joking around are now SJW? Grow a thicker skin.

[@neildegrassetysonwithaknife]

@@ShadowSonic2 So a droid talking about the rights of machines isn't SJW? No feminist relation at all?

[@ShadowSonic2]

@@neildegrassetysonwithaknife No, it's just a gag. And bringing up how no one ever notices how droids in SW never complain about the shabby treatment they get from everyone.

[@ladymariaoftheastralclockt9210]

ShadowSonic2 But she was pure cringe it was so painful to watch

[@ShadowSonic2]

@@ladymariaoftheastralclockt9210 Please, if she'd been in the OT you wouldn't care. It's just because Disney did it that you're complaining.

[@lukamarko1037]

I think they should make a movie about the old republic

[@sorinofhousemarkov]

Let’s hope not, that’s my favorite part of Star Wars and they’d just shit all over it like they have everything else.

[@MrZackavelli]

@@sorinofhousemarkov I can't tell if you guys are talking about a movie of the actual old republic, which took place about 4,000 years before the films, or just a movie about earlier days of the republic that take place before Episode I. If it's the former: I doubt it. I'm pretty sure Disney doesn't even consider that canon. If it's the latter: Unfortunately, they will be. This new book series they're advertising called "The High Republic" is going to be the foundation for their next film series. I'm guessing they're beginning with literature this time around so they don't have to keep using the "It's not a plot hole; it's explained in the novelizations that you need to pay more money for" excuse.

[@sorinofhousemarkov]

Matches_Malone I meant the actual Old Republic. Hopefully you’re right about it not being canon, I’d hate for Disney to ruin it. As for “The High Republic” I can only hope that Kathleen Kennedy’s contract is up before they start working on it🤞🏼

[@mrknarf4438]

When David Tennant says something is a disgrace you know the problem is serious.

[@dawgtheundying5303]

Looking at the state of Star Wars now...I am so, so sorry.

[@chuckgraham527]

Does that movie poster make any sense? He isn’t even the character portrayed as the main figure in his own movie

[@TheBelrick]

Cant have a white male main protagonist.

[@TromaDogg]

Big Trouble in Little Soylo