Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker - Movie Review

[@RawkL0bster]

“Who are you” “Rey” “Rey who” Rey looks to the distance to see Luke and Leia and the gives a little smirk on her face as she opens her mouth and says... “Rey’d Shadow Legends. With over 16 million downloads, Raid shadow legends is free, turn based game with over 400 characters to collect. The devs add 16 champions each month and are constantly updating the game.”

[@aiyka_music]

Ahahaha

[@Darksummerswind]

Truly, the hero Star Wars needs

[@the_9ent]

Lol 🤣😂😂👏

[@alexanderthegreat913]

Anthony YOU FORGOT THE PART WITH THE “Fantastic graphics that are like a console or PC game.”

[@MisterCynic18]

The dark side is strong in this one

[@ShreeNation]

I dont know what Jeremy is talking about. I loved this movie for Kylo Ren especially when he starts arguing with Scarlett Johansson about their marriage.

[@MrCesar90403]

I loved the court scene in rise of skywalker

[@aayushdhurka2425]

My favorite supporting cast was Laura Dern. I'm glad they changed her character from Last Jedi though

[@tylerolsen75371]

Why did they have to bring the kid into it? All zer wanted was an unbroken home, where grandma is free to fly around space!

[@maxfelson9467]

@@tylerolsen75371 who's zer ?

[@zeciderz3071]

WE WERE ON A BREAK

[@themanleyman5430]

They did it. Disney broke Jeremy ,the most optimistic reviewer I have ever watched

[@DarkDodgers]

I mean...they broke Luke, the most optimistic Jedi. Just took Jeremy an episode longer.

[@lukelim5094]

.... Im sad seeing jeremy sad

[@marvingonzalez8586]

@Nick F emergency awesome is awkward and IGN? They give everything good reviews

[@Fubukio]

@@marvingonzalez8586 Nah, IGN only gives good reviews to whoever pays them, or games with decent amount of water or less.

[@JODRecaps]

hi manley. taco bell burittooooooo

[@FantasticMrFoot-hh5zp]

Episode VII = too safe Episode VIII = too bold Episode IX = too desperate

[@bbail002]

Best and most simple way to describe these movies accurately.

[@munizsims6636]

Mr. Foot The last Jedi was all those things

[@munizsims6636]

Smithy Chris Same

[@biggus6633]

Mr. Foot Episode VIII = too bold??? No, more like too STUPID!!!

[@hdaNhun]

Filming a bunch of random bullshit you came up with while sniffing coke isn't "bold".

[@MrSovietPhoenix]

If you watch all of Jeremy's Star wars reviews you get a better character arch than if you watch the Disney trilogy

[@صاحبهالانتقامصاحبهالانتقام]

ا

[@d1gger55575]

this

[@Angyali]

I just gave the 200. like to your comment!

[@soliddiugh6365]

@Soviet Phoenix true

[@HavocFactionmusic]

👏👏👏 now this is a worthy comment

[@xPoemi]

We Game of Thrones fans are here if you need to talk

[@briantarver8717]

What if you’re both..

[@yukoncorneliusthelegendhim9751]

@@briantarver8717 then god speed my friend, god speed.

[@bunkflunk]

Yukon Cornelius, The Bearded Legend :(

[@SparkInTheDarkTV]

XOXOXOXOX

[@DragoonBG]

Oh believe me, GoT fans got it good - even the way it finished - compared to the whole Disney SW fiasco.

[@MrFlamesFan12]

It's like Michael Jordan said, "I can accept failure, everyone fails, however i can not accept not trying."

[@Elcrisso1]

Pretty sure Michael Jordan was paraphrasing Yoda there... “Do, or do not. There is no try.”

[@MrFlamesFan12]

@Tom Bystander if Jeremy pinned my comment i would fan boy pretty hard not gonna lie haha.

[@skeliton1505]

Young Nation and yoda paraphrased that from Nike “just do it”

[@stardroplet9499]

True

[@iamjonreed]

Do or do not. There is no try.

[@megannn__7]

I think the weirdest thing about the movie was it didn’t feel like there were any acts. The film just kept going and going like a run-on sentence.

[@fecxorfecxor768]

Megan Jones I hadn’t thought of that, but that’s a great point.

[@angryiokki1545]

A run- on sentence... The perfect analogy for this movie. 👍

[@scotth9273]

Never seen it how is it

[@batmag3951]

you’re barking

[@FGPPlays]

Pppppppppppp p pppppppppppppppppppp

[@raehanzel9146]

I've never seen Jeremy looked so depressed talking about Star Wars.

[@carloss3499]

That shows how him and everybody who's a star wars fan feels.

[@KaneK1234]

V a l k This review is honestly the thing I needed. I’m off to overdose. Bye.

[@RedCompany567]

I know........smh

[@RGC-gn2nm]

Off to see Cats Ian.

[@afzalhakimbinzairini956]

That is not a good sign. Plus I'm going to see this movie this Friday night. Wish me luck guys. Because I fear this movie and I'm afraid to see this movie in a theater. Whatever it is,my review for this movie will based on my opinion.Either I love it,hate it,a mixed feeling or just complete forgettable.

[@4567samsung]

between star wars and game of thrones it still blows my mind that avengers is the one that got a satisfying conclusion

[@scarrantsandreviews]

The hardest one to pull off and took 20+ movies of build up actually worked out the best because they put one person who actually gives a shit in charge of all of it.

[@darkbrotherhood76]

Because Marvel plays it so safe, that when it feels like they're doing something new, it's the same damn shit but most people dk that

[@scarrantsandreviews]

@@darkbrotherhood76 Marvel does the same shit? Their movies are mostly different genres despite all featuring superheroes. Iron Man is sci-fi action, Captain America was a war movie and then an espionage style movie, Thor is fantasy, the Ant Man movies play like buddy comedies, Guardians of the Galaxy are space epics/comedies, etc. It's not like every movie has been Iron Man since 2007. In either style or plot progression. Thry even have a horror movie coming with Doctor Strange 2 and a raunchy comedy with Deadpool 3. Star Wars is the property that they're playing it too safe with. This new trilogy has been run on pure nostalgia.

[@mungus5273]

M J they are pretty safe I do like a lot of them but they don’t really try anything new. Like Thor ragnarok was a “new direction for Thor” oh wow you made your movie funnier that’s really challenging your audience. They take a genre and end up doing the same thing, the saving grace is fun characters that you care about, for the most part

[@kazinadbiralamadit6905]

Also Crisis on infinite earths it is not great but still good for what it is .

[@brandonnoel7601]

Abandoning the Finn story line was the biggest mistake in star wars history.

[@MrFidel2525]

Yup

[@lukestover2207]

Creating the Sequel Trilogy was the biggest mistake in Star Wars history XD

[@adamfoxman3003]

@@lukestover2207 exactly. It shouldn't exist

[@caldaque7354]

Doing nothing with Finn was worse than creating Jar Jar Binks.

[@01sevensix]

Phasma showed us why stormtroopers are totally fucking inept. Any other military let their officers choose their own uniforms?

[@FlammingtonStudios]

I swear Adam Driver doesn't have any lines in the entire 3rd act of the movie, despite being on screen a bunch.

[@jurassicclassic6543]

Kylo's last line ever was "ow"

[@chriswong630]

To the sequel trilogy: Ow

[@SpaceAlley]

the dialogue between two people in this movie only lasted about 4 lines.

[@OptimusDelta]

@@itchyballsack9132 fuck that.who watches a movie for that?they turned the whole trilogy into shit.finn's arc destroyed.

[@doomsday4311]

And yet he's the only good part

[@1Archielan]

What's surprising to me is how the comment section remains so spoiler-free still. I remember back when TFA was about to be released, we had spoilers all over the internet. Now even the trolls don't care lol

[@ENB90]

Because now it's even more of a troll move to let people go in without knowing what happens and be disappointed themselves so they can say..."Told you so"

[@randokalunn8647]

@@ENB90 I'm ready to be disappointed because I'm gonna see it tomorrow. I mean might as well see how this garbage trilogy ends badly.

[@veggav]

Because there's nothing interesting to talk about. Just watched it and I can't think of something I could tell to troll a SW fan. It's just that blank.

[@alfredgomez3128]

Compared to Endgame....a hell of a difference. Never seen internet culture be on spoiler lockdown.

[@BloodyFlowerFilms]

ENB90 EXACTLY! EXACTLY THAT! And it is glorious. However, I might just spoil it because fuck this film.

[@solan4883]

I think the part that annoys me the most is how they just removed Finn's potential story. Kidnapped and forced to become a stormtrooper. Did want to kill anymore, defected and joined the rebels. They branded him with the blood mark so you thought he was going to do something big. Then it goes even farther to have him hold a lightsaber and have a small fight with Kylo Ren. That felt different. A storm trooper that is force sensitive? What happened? Why just throw his story away?

[@TheHappyHuntsman]

Yeah you would also think being a storm trooper all your life you wouldn't just betray them in a heartbeat and kill people he has known all his life without a second thought.

[@BactaIn600p]

yeah totally agree, if they made his character a bit more like Kyle Katarn (a total BADASS), then I feel like the movies would've been so much better. Hopefully, maybe, in the future thoe

[@PolarPhantom]

SPOILERS BECAUSE IMMA TALK ABOUT A THEORY THAT DIDN'T PAN OUT I read the theory that Finn would inspire a Stormtrooper rebellion. Something like that... kinda happens, but it's not as cool and would have given him a greater purpose. I usually don't like saying "they should have done this" but I honestly prefer mine and other's ideas to the canon.

[@brandonlambert1586]

@@TheHappyHuntsman Totally agree then he would have also had knowledge of the Empire's tactics and strategies to help out the Rebels but also if he did become a Jedi instead of Ren, maybe he had friends in the Empire so he could have gone back and forth between the dark side and light side without any questions by the audience when given some heart felt dialogue and manipulation of emotions. Plus then Ren and him could have been an emotional tie to keep him invested in the Rebel cause like how Han Solo and the Princess were fighting together with the Rebels. One other thing I thought about is Finn just knowing codes and how to speak as a Storm Trooper to get past alarms and steal information, etc like how they did in Rogue One and maybe he finds info on his family (maybe the Rebels actually killed them or something)

[@Sammmmmmmm617]

Finn should have been a person who doesn't want to kill anybody. He tried to actually save first order storm troopers (since he was one himself). That would have been a very interesting story line.

[@Howesenberg]

I didn't think I would be attending a funeral this Christmas. RIP Star Wars.

[@Sapphire_Jack]

Attending? please tell me you aren´t planning to see it :(

[@DrabeLord]

bruh this sht died with The last Jedi

[@Howesenberg]

@@Sapphire_Jack As someone who has a hobby of reviewing stuff, I kind of have to. We all secretly WANT to look at a car crash instead of just driving past it.

[@fudwgemar]

@@Howesenberg huh that is good point of view.

[@markc5406]

Last Jedi was the funeral. This is the autopsy.

[@kenzito101]

Never seen Jeremy so disappointed. Even his outro punch lacked that energy we all know and love.

[@kununity]

You can tell Jeremy was incredibly frustrated. Just watch his review of EP7 and how he acted in this one.

[@jasonnelson5251]

Last jedi the root of all the problems

[@rosvel92]

@@jasonnelson5251 You are wrong. The worst part was the subplot about (Rey Palpatine / Rey Skywalker). Which, The Last Jedi tried to avoid by making Rey a no one. The other worse part was including Palpatine, which The Last Jedi also avoided. The one to blame is JJ Abrams, and whoever supported his vision.

[@doomsday4311]

@@rosvel92 The Last Jedi is an abomination, it shouldn't have seen the big screen at all

[@rosvel92]

@@doomsday4311 The Last Jedi is consistent with the lore of the Prequels and the Original Trilogy. All of the Jedi were a bunch of hypocrites, of course Luke Skywalker defied them in the Original Trilogy. But is super logical that he got super dissapointed and bitter when he realized what his religion stood for. And all the mistakes they made and how they damaged everyone. You could say: *They ruined his father's life (because they only cared about the first world problems, leaving his slave mother die in the problems of the third world. Maul is basically an Anakin had not met Qui-jon). *They also ruined Ahsoka's life (accusing her without evidence). *They also ruined Qui-jon's lives by not allowing him to be a Jedi-master, despite being the closest to a Jedi they had at the time. *And they ruined Obi-wan's life too. By making him their puppet, and ruining all of Qui-jon's life- teachings. The Rise of Skywalker is the one that contradicts the whole Saga by rugging all those problems under the table, and no-sense go back to deify the old Jedi. Instead of having the actual logical thing which would had been having an honest conversation about it, which the Last Jedi properly and logically set up. Then, Luke Skywalker contradicts everything he stands for, the whole Original Trilogy ends with Luke Skywalker undoing the sins of the Father and the sins of the Jedi by throwing away his lightsaber. Obi-wan and Yoda had told him to kill his father Anakin Skywalker that he was beyond redemption, but Luke Skywalker knew better, and believed in the good inside his father. And disobeys them by throwing his weapon saber to save his father. Then he does the same thing in The Last Jedi, he throws the lightsaber to save his nephew because the same reasons. He believes there was good in him, but The Last Jedi explores what if Luke Skywalker had been wrong, and the whole point is that no matter what Luke Skywalker will always believe in the goodness inside his family. His whole arc is to state his belief that not picking the lightsaber was the right thing to do and that he believes in pacifism. That is why Kylo Ren considers him a coward, it contrasts his overly millitaristic views of having to be prepared with a huge army to protect the galaxy. And that love won't save it, Kylo Ren totally blames Luke Skywalker's pacifism for the tragedy that happened at Luke Skywalker's temple, and for his fighting skills being so weak that Rey defeated him (which the whole The Last Jedi main-plot of bloodlines are meaningless was the only way to thematically justify the point). That's why Kylo Ren took whatever means necessary to achieve more power and a bigger army. Luke picking the lightsaber and asking Rey to kill her father is a complete character betrayal that completely betrays everything the character stands for without any explanation. The only way to fix it is to say the ghosts of Luke Skywalker was Palpatine, and also the ghosts of all the Jedi. Palpatine being all the voices in Rey's head, the Palpatine power that is established and then forgotten. Or how about Chewbacca and Palpatine, and the robot hacker's resurrection undoing the healing powers when basically everyone can resurect without needing those powers. Then don't even get on JJ Abrams making all of characters of color less important. The Last Jedi actually explained all of The Force Awakens remake no-sense that explained nothing and instead wasted too much time in a remake scenes that were not necessary for the plot in any meaningful way. It didn't deserved a theatrical realese, as other than Han Solo's death, it's plot resembles more that of a McDonald's tie-in comic prologue.

[@MrMoon36O]

"There's a difference between bold and desperate." -Jeremy Jahns 2019

[@headmelon3069]

Some people in the dating world need to hear this.

[@greenjedi6691]

@@headmelon3069 lmao

[@recommendedforyou2936]

Bringing back darth sidious was desperate

[@RavenChopper]

@@recommendedforyou2936 Especially since they haven't (from what I know...I haven't seen the movie yet) validated the Darth Plagueis "Legends" novel. They might have to in order to re-retcon how Sidious survived. If, somehow when Palpatine killed his master, Plagueis possessed his body when Sidious believed he killed him; it would make the "resurrection" of Palpatine make more (not all) sense. But this is just me. Since he was never part of the plan, they'll need to have books and whatnot come out that explain the reason for Palpatine's survival. (Something post RoTJ but before TFA).

[@recommendedforyou2936]

@@RavenChopper I didnt finish that book but I'm not gonna see the rise of Skywalker so you could spoil it

[@anthonyh3129]

Not being excited for a StarWars movie is honestly soul crushing

[@KaneK1234]

Star Wars is finally dead. They killed it.

[@xaviermaster1]

@@KaneK1234 we can only hope on the game universe at this point, even battlefront 2 a lot of people said is good now

[@bigmantyrone199]

@@xaviermaster1 not caring is the worst thing a franchise can do to fans whether someone likes it or hates it at least they care enough to give a shit but now its just void of nothingness

[@teamtx1578]

@@xaviermaster1 Instead of seeing this movie, I think I'll just play Fallen Order to get my Star Wars fix.

[@bchstr]

Deckard Games and TV

[@menfriends3615]

This is what heartbreak looks like. It's sad. Jeremy finally reached acceptance. I have spoken.

[@AnalyseThiswithIO]

Get your Star Wars tear wipes ready.

[@beezoofer]

I can't be disappointed because I have no hopes or expectations. I decided long ago that I don't care and just watch these newer movies to see what happens. The only Star Wars film story that matters was completed in 2005.

[@jjoddone4733]

This trilogy has been like breaking up with someone and then going back to them thinking that you know what went wrong and how to fix it only to find that it gets worse and worse and then you just feel hate.

[@apolonioman5479]

God damn pal. That’s specific

[@haljordan1682]

Never been in that situation in real life but yeah this movie just made me not care anymore about star wars

[@jjoddone4733]

Jonah Buttholeias the last Jedi hurt me

[@ZillMob]

JJ Oddone the prequels hurt us first. Then force awakens made it em okay again. Then last Jedi showed us we were wrong going back in the first place

[@shyamshah7101]

Chris Rockey the prequels were good tho, especially ROTS

[@tinktink360]

Yoooooo why isn’t anybody talking about the fact that this guy was LITERALLY TRENDING #1 on KZbin or is it just me seeing things?

[@bankablemilk2188]

Tink Tink360 I know that’s awesome

[@yuuup862]

Cringe

[@lordeowstheking]

Only lame fucks like you care if another person is trending. Which is a small percentage.

[@TheBLT883]

yea but............not like this :(

[@tyfly2000]

Skyler Lord DISNEY Star Wars which isn’t actually Star Wars at all. Fuck right off

[@hawaiiancharm]

I’m depressed for Jeremy and I’m not even a Star Wars fan....

[@JoeSmith-iv3sf]

Me neither, I don't care for it never did. Although I don't like seeing other things that are important to ppl destroyed. Life is a pain in the a** a lot of the time, ppl deserve to go back to being a kid for a few minutes

[@trashboat5544]

I can tell you as a Star Wars fan This is beyond devastating

[@milkshakebarrage9581]

Don't worry, you don't need to be a Star Wars fan, the movie is for My Little Pony fans too because it features people riding space ponies on top of a giant space ship in the middle of a space battle with lasers and fighters everywhere because that's how you win space wars...

[@tonyarevalo8175]

@@trashboat5544 It is one of the greatest pains I've ever felt. And I can honestly say, that I refuse to ever consider these movies canon. Idc what anybody says. For my own sanity, these movies cannot exist.

[@JoeSmith-iv3sf]

@@trashboat5544 I can only relate to what I did or I am starting to experience w Marvel. I can see where it is going. Frankly it was a great 5 yrs so that is not much compared some ppl may have 40 yrs invested in this. When I was young, I thought this was stupid or would have thought this is funny but I also was a moron. I don't care what ppl like or don't, I just hope if you like Star Wars or D&D they make it as good as they can!

[@v1nsontheasian]

Jermey says he trolled us with the tumbnail but we can see the pain in his eyes.

[@XProjectHunterX]

Hes seen the light. He knows that disney star wars "trilogy" is trash like the rest of us.

[@Olderaccount17]

@@XProjectHunterX Jeremy saw the light a long time ago. Now let's see if TROS can get Chris Stuckmann out of denial...

[@lilypadrocks872]

"Reeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyy" that's Finn character arc

[@everythingisawesome2903]

It's really sad how they butchered his character when he had so much potential to be the main lead in the whole trilogy.

[@boyblue80]

Because his arc was literally stopped from progressing. Obviously at the beginning of The Last Jedi he SHOULD have had the line 'Where's Rey?' and then gotten fired up to go 'rescue' her. Partly because they have a bond, but also because of his hatred for Kylo Ren after he almost killed him, and did kill Han. I liked the concept that Finn perhaps could be the hero of the films whilst not having any force sensetivity, but Rey having all the force sensetivity but being terrified of using it and perhaps being more vulnerable to because of that.

[@cchristianjeremy]

Not like that mah dude its like "REEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY!!!!!"

[@severussnape8040]

Your Finn sounds like he's high on weed😂

[@death-king1834]

I am convinced at this point the only reason they cast Boyega in these movies, was just for Disney to brag about having a black guy in the films. Cause I don't think anyone can deny, unless of course your really that blind or stupid that isn't what happened. His arc was more or less finished in TFA, and it's painfully clear they had no further plans for him after that, cause when we get to the next film, Rian just repeated his arc again for TLJ and sent him on a pointless side-quest with another diversity hire that had no overbearing effect on the story by the end. Then with the Rise of Retcons, JJ couldn't even be bothered repeating the same arc for Finn again, so he becomes nothing more then a tag-along side character, plus introduced another new character who had the exact same backstory as Finn from the first movie. So I guess all that bs from the First Order in TFA about Finn being the first and seemingly only defector was just a load of curd then? I am not in the least bit surprised that Boyega has stated that he's pretty much finished with Star Wars at this point.

[@TheAlexberry]

Member Berries: Member when Anakin Skywalker was the chosen one? Disney: No.

[@groddofwar7464]

That is one thing that irritates me about these movies. I have yet to see 'The Rise of Skywalker', but I've heard that completely sh*t on Anakins sacrifice...The only thing halfway decent in these movies was Adam Driver. Had his character been written worth a flip, he could have been an amazing character throughout the Trilogy..

[@thomasjefferson2813]

@jeff Why are you salty? Rey, Luke, and Anakin were all the chosen one.

[@ShadowGeo117]

@@thomasjefferson2813 were Luke and Rey literally created from the Force? No, it was just Anakin, he was the Chosen One told from the prophecy. George Lucas said it himself! He never said it was also Luke!

[@iforgot87872]

@@ShadowGeo117 Yeah but Luke is the one who gets Anakin to actually fulfill that desinty, without Luke he would not have.

[@_iilqvethat_3662]

@@iforgot87872 George lucas has said, that anakin will always be the chosen one and that all these movies are about anakin!

[@TheAlphaLegionnaire]

I thought this trilogy was a tragedy... Now I realize... It’s a comedy...

[@ebonkinght]

Did you ever Heard the tragedy of the sequel trilogy

[@neb-yr5589]

@@ebonkinght prequels are way better than this mess.

[@milkshakebarrage9581]

Making antagonists in a story look silly and dumb is an important component of satire comedy. Silly antagonists can't be taken seriously, their appearance and bearing neutralizes any sense of foreboding or threat, their appearance in a scene instantly defuses and evaporates whatever buildup or emotional investment was created with the previous scene or was planned with the succeeding scene which is now emotionally sabotaged, while the protagonists are robbed of their heroism since they are facing a parody villain who we are still busy laughing at which reflects poorly upon the protagonists. Having said all of this, this trilogy is indeed the sequel to Spaceballs, except inferior. Palpatine being one of the most intelligent, wise, cunning, calculating politicians in the Galaxy yet reduced to the state of a mental castrate who fries his own face with force lightning for the 3rd time already without ever learning is quite a good example of comedy satire writing.

[@SeekerLancer]

Comedies are funny.

[@Tonyrg1988]

@@ebonkinght disney is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be nonsensical.

[@Simbabweman]

It's so sad how they've made Jeremy dislike something he loves so much. He doesn't even wear his cape in the videos anymore.

[@waltercardenas8727]

Oh yeah, the cape! Dam must really suck

[@ursaminor9780]

Ikr? I was so excited by the thumbnail. And I’m not even mad about the tease (oh I mean “subverting of my expectations”) because what I got felt so sincere and heartbreaking that now I just wanna hug the guy.

[@sus_peanut]

Lady Wander Disney didn’t buy tickets to reach 1 billion that would be so counter productive they would literally be losing money on each ticket. Bruh get your facts straight

[@gimelzayin]

They broke Jeremy's heart!

[@captaincc2735]

Yea this one hurts a little.

[@asecmimosas4536]

"Speed-running through the plot" is the best way to describe it.

[@ZillMob]

ASEC Mimosas they didn’t even use force run! Which I liked in episode one the one time they used it

[@benjamin-papa]

you mean light speed skipping

[@zygas25]

there was a plot? I couldn't tell, guess i blinked and i missed it

[@sergueileonardoafonin7950]

good skips, horrible RNG and needs some routing, but fast non the less

[@PassTheMarmalade1957]

I don't even care that the movies are bad. I care that Jeremy's child-like excitement was crushed.

[@trevordavis6830]

It’s interesting watching Jeremy’s character arc with the franchise. He started off so naive and optimistic but slowly became more cynical and broken as he was forced to confront the evil force that is Disney Star Wars

[@kingj0ker666]

Damn.. this was the most powerful character arc of the star wars saga

[@LuxBellator92]

Anakin Jahnswalker to Obi-Wan Disneynobi: I HATE YOUUUU!!!

[@bigd4998]

Lady Marmalade me too 😢

[@D347h54rg3n7]

Legit this is that shit is depressing

[@hysuka2]

The Disney Trilogy is proof that time travel will never exist.

[@moondawwg]

Maybe it does, and all of this is the work of time traveling terrorists

[@Gew219]

My sides 🛩🌍😂

[@jeepneygang]

Maybe there are time cops that stop time travel

[@dlc1119]

@@jeepneygang And they're not fans, alas.

[@lucasbiermann257]

there is probably many ways of doing time travel in a really good way the problem is that most of them the writer/s have to write and question it at all times so it closes itself nicely enough that the only ways to say there is a plot hole on it is to say something even crazier should have happen to make it so. plus it should be more entertaining than just not doing it in the first place. if you have those 2 things you have a nice time travel plot. that means you should have someone that is free to do it and the studio should not influence unless they have someone that is better than the writer/s at doing his job analyzing and having a clear better way of doing it.

[@RIME387]

Damn, we went from a man using his Star Wars sheets as a cape with joy to “I felt nothing” in less than 5 years.

[@luizmarinho6138]

J.J broke him.

[@morales1190]

@@luizmarinho6138 I think it was RIAN(not Ryan) Johnson who did the deed. The Force awakens might have been a clone of New Hope, but it got use excited for whats next. It it greatly disappointed!!!!

[@briandjoyce]

It was a very good movie!

[@carolbrock2091]

@@briandjoyce not a "good" movie really

[@mir3877]

@@briandjoyce Are you Disney employee?

[@MrBellboy55]

So like, what's gonna stop The Emperor coming back a third time? Obviously his death had zero significant consequences in Return of the Jedi, so why is his death in The Rise of Skywalker any more of a reason that he's gone for good??

[@angryjalapeno]

Everybody involved in directing and writing this movie banned from doing another Star Wars movie.

[@SpencerStudios]

They eradicated the entire sith order from existence at the end, it would be like dracula trying to come back to life after thanos snapped vampires out of existence. He isn't just dead, he doesn't even exist anymore.

[@fecxorfecxor768]

spencer studios It would have been nice if that had been communicated to the audience in the film.

[@fecxorfecxor768]

Exactly! Not to mention the idea that Palpatine survived Episode 6 completely devalues Vader’s sacrifice in that film.

[@SpencerStudios]

@@fecxorfecxor768 I just kinda inferred that, since he said he had all the sith in him, and when he died all the "sith ghosts" (for lack of a better word), kinda exploded into dust (if I remember correctly).

[@arieabastami5700]

"I don't care if they f*ck or not, let's save the galaxy."- Jeremy Jahns, 2019.

[@TILLEYJS]

Quote of the year.

[@Gruntman1234]

And every Star Wars fan who is sick of the shippers' crap.

[@Joe-mz6ez]

Words to live by

[@everythingisawesome2903]

From now on, the meme should be: *Still a better love story than Reylo.* 😂

[@denenterpriesesorwhatsleft6386]

@@everythingisawesome2903 this generations twilight

[@RayatoTV]

Did he just invent a new rating tier for this movie?!?! “THIS FILM CAME ON MY FACE” - Jeremy Jahns, 2019

[@lancinekeita4823]

Hahahahha WHAT!? Hahahah I just started the video

[@DSas2300]

Episode 7: No... Episode 8: That's not true... Episode 9: THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!

[@barbaro267]

Disney: "Search your feelings. You know it to be true!"

[@trickyricky4731]

Episode 10: NOOOOOOO!

[@slyreject8370]

Ben....Why didn't you tell me?

[@antivenom2789]

😂😂😂💀

[@c0l1n_m45]

The Mandalorian: This is the way.

[@Lgn-uz3lp]

I mean I’ve alsways loved the prequels but this new trilogy makes me see them as cinematic treasures

[@anormalperson4522]

@TriFi shut up prequels is good with or without flaws and prequels have an actual good story

[@death-king1834]

For all the problems, issues and overall execution of the Prequels (and my grievances haven't subsided regardless of the quality of this trilogy) there was at least some semblance of a plan in place. A beginning, middle and end. I can at least give them that at the very least. I cannot in any sense say the same for this trilogy. It's the dictionary definition of a cluster fuck. I don't think I've seen a series of movies so narratively disconnected since Paul W.S Anderson's Resident Evil movies or even the Highlander series.

[@Lgn-uz3lp]

skekSo the Emperor you are very right. Another thing is that the prequels have a somewhat compelling story with the clone wars probably being the best era of Star Wars. The sequels however copy and paste the original trilogy but throw in worse supplements with the only interesting thing being the clone of darth vader

[@123GOHANZ]

TriFi I never understood why people hate the CGI so much. The CGI aged well and compared to the modern movie industry it isn’t all that different in their usage. The only issue with the Prequels were the execution. The story itself makes sense and is actually pretty good, especially if you take Clone Wars into account

[@TrueNorthProductions]

​@@123GOHANZ a lot of ppl dont like the CGI because the overuse makes the movies look like cartoons and was a stark contrast from the visuals of the OT.

[@RogueFox2185]

So this movie is basically Member Berries: A Star Wars Story.

[@DeepThinker193]

Pepperidge Farms would sue you.

[@georgesabitpol]

Oooh member!

[@austinwelch1282]

I member

[@pkeod]

The problem with Member Berries is they already spend years shitting on the true fans so why should they be excited about nostalgia bait that was already subverted?

[@edwinmartinez1973]

More like the whole Disney trilogy except the old heroe deaths

[@kaseycombs6968]

“It’s like this movie was made by someone who likes Star Wars-ish things but doesn’t know the lore” the Disney trilogy in a nutshell

[@EvCMickelodeon]

But JJ and Rian know the lore.

[@pinheadlarry6534]

@@EvCMickelodeon yeah sure they do

[@SteamyLinguini]

TheMickeym Don’t kid yourself man

[@junjor3255]

@@EvCMickelodeon the guy who does the Mandalorian does

[@randomfools808]

Rey and Kylo fighting in the throne room of a destroyed death star is a great visual for this trilogy. How that death star wasn't disintegrated is anyones guess.

[@helenhanson1001]

When you know Jeremy isn’t wearing anything StarWars you know it’s not a good sign.

[@Mateocabrera2389]

Helen Hanson he hasn’t worn it in years

[@SeanFerree]

Lol!!

[@SumDumGy]

Jeremy finally learned that one only wears Star Wars gear when reviewing Star Wars.

[@himayamata]

Force Awakens = Audiences and Critics like it. The Last Jedi = Audiences dislike it. Critics like it. Rise of Skywalker = Both dislike it

[@dakotatube2272]

No no look at the audience score mostly liked

[@darksideoftheforce5943]

Critics and fans hate it. Toxic fans like it.

[@TrueNorthProductions]

@@darksideoftheforce5943 what

[@lukar7306]

@@darksideoftheforce5943 Fans aren't toxic for liking something

[@kungolaf4499]

@@darksideoftheforce5943 Pretty sure the people who liked it liked it as a simple popcorn flick. That is like 60-80% of the normal movie going audience.

[@loganwendigo937]

It’s depressing remembering how excited Jeremy was for TFA compared to now

[@CB-qg3yh]

Or even just watching his review of it

[@creekandseminole]

We all were...

[@herpderp7264]

I remember watching YT videos about who Snoke really was after TFA. I was excited for the future of the franchise because I honestly thought they would reveal him to be Plagueis which would have been a nice way to tie the 9 movies together. But nope. Lets kill him off half way through the 2nd movie cause "Got to subvert the audiences expectations" or something.

[@renomethzdap1032]

I was just thinking this... No star wars cape

[@JMotion]

I still safely rank TFA as my favourite. Which makes it all the more of a wtf situation that this movie might wind up as my least fav. But that said, I dislike Attack of the Clones a LOT. This has to be a pretty terrible movie to make the bottom of my list.

[@ravenevermore7338]

"There's a difference between bold and desperate." Dang, that's savage. This whole trilogy has been so increasingly disappointing.

[@ramavalos]

Prequels for their fault seemed to try to be bold. Sequels for all their good seem desperate.

[@Angyali]

"I don't care if they fuck or not: let's save the Galaxy...!" :D Was rolling from laughter! ;)

[@roofy6645]

I really enjoyed the force awakens tho. I know the plot looks alot like a new hope but I keep having a awesome time when watching it.

[@DrQuin851]

"John Williams, in my opinion, is never the weak part". Not an opnion just facts.

[@WeezaY5000]

John Williams is the MVP of Star Wars. He never let us down.

[@Normal_Boii]

Very true, he is the one keeping the entire saga from colapsing from boredom

[@thomasjenkins7506]

well, it's john williams, the man who made steven speilberg.

[@putinscat1208]

I think he did a better job in The Last Jedi. He kind of phoned this one in with the classics.

[@JimB.Walken]

Thats not facts, its straight facts

[@varunnarain50]

The quality of production has never been a problem. The characters, plot and arcs on the other hand.

[@carldrogo9492]

That's exactly what I tell people about Game of Thrones.

[@doomsday4311]

@@carldrogo9492 Game of Thrones seasons 5-8 are all fucking garbage

[@edmilsonlennon2866]

True Quality of production is the only highest part of this trilogy

[@ItsKarenVega]

The most upsetting part in my opinion is that the characters actually aren't bad from their inception. They're written as decent characters with a lot of potential. But then they fuck it up from there and throw away everything that COULD have made them memorable and lovable.

[@TheFire1290]

@@doomsday4311 Seasons 5 and 6 are great.

[@bene8168]

We should’ve abandoned hope when Jeremy abandoned his star wars cape

[@hoilet6999]

"I'm not going to remember this in T-minus 1 Day" Worst thing is, because this is a Star Wars movie, you're going to be reminded about it every day for at least 2 years to come.

[@ttandc]

Only if we actually see it :D I still have not seen the last jedi, and never will :D

[@Towelietowel]

I can't wait to see Mauler do an Unbridled Rage episode on it.

[@LordVader1094]

@@DarkAttackYT That's because of EFAP.

[@shaqmaverick]

@@ttandc I bootlegged it or iptv it once. But never finished it...actually wait. Yeah I watched it and I dont support piracy. But that garbage served its purpose on this occasion. Noe infuses the same goes for this conclusion

[@vashythewabbit8288]

@@DarkAttackYT its a podcast that Mauler started with Rags and Dishonored Wolf. They review KZbin videos and debate other KZbinrs on certain topics

[@wa_roon35728]

When Jeremy said that we never seen 'a stormtrooper becoming good' concept in the SW movie, I realize that Finn could've been an interesting protagonist of this trilogy. What a Wasted Potential.

[@RafuStudio]

Who ele thought that Finn would be the protagonist when he first introduced in TFA promo and not that ma-Rey sue? Only me?

[@keystrix3704]

For all of its faults, TFA certainly had some good setups. Everything else just couldn't follow through.

[@Vaultboy101]

It seems white female out ranks black male in the Hollywood SJW diversity quota category. It's nice that Hollyweird let's us all know where we stand in the rankings.

[@Iqbalx1]

Rizkirafu either him or Poe should be the protagonist at least with Poe there a explanation over why he would have powerful force powers

[@imperialspecialforce5769]

@@Vaultboy101 a white female out ranks a black man and hispanic man, because.... ThErE iS sUpPoSeD tO bE mOrE wAhMeN

[@jonathanbanks1347]

Jeremy's hair in 2020 had more of a character arc than Rey.

[@hklegomaster]

The clone wars had better stories than the sequels

[@jaygooese4242]

this movie exists (ding!)

[@sirg-had8821]

I have a tshirt with a better story arc than rey.

[@TavoLL1511]

The best we got from Disney's Star Wars was THAT Darth Vader scene in Rogue One and Baby Yoda

[@XxXDestroyer]

Baby Yoda is love

[@kaiturnupmilla4406]

Agreed! Very well said

[@cameronlock1924]

You definitely not a star wars fan

[@joshrapson1502]

Forget the Mandalorian as a whole, just Baby Yoda

[@David-gj9qr]

Aló Well the best thing we got from Disney’s Star Wars was all the spin-off movies and shows. They seem to succeed when making stand alone movies and shows. The entirety of The Mandalorion, Roque 1, and solo are great

[@Arunnn241]

*Reaches #1 in Trending* Disney: *calls KZbin* "Take it off trending or we sue" KZbin: *places random Jimmy Kimmel video in #1 spot*

[@epickendall1]

I could see that happening

[@MRNITAS]

the mouse always finds a way

[@franzrecht6092]

More like take it off and we give you money

[@ItsHunter117]

Y’all remember when we thought Finn was going to be a Jedi when the trailer for the force awakens dropped and we saw him wield a lightsaber and go head to head with Kylo ... Good times.

[@crixus8907]

What a compelling story a stormtropper becoming a Jedi would make....so of course they didn't do it, instead they turned him into a joke and focused on making the most op character in film history....

[@hadriangonzalez607]

The thing is even after TFA it still could've happened, imagine Finn actually becoming a Jedi and going against Phasma.. These films play like badly told fan fiction.. And I say badly because I'm sure there's plenty of fan fiction with better story telling than these films.

[@verihimthered2418]

They had a gold mine

[@thechames3164]

Watch the film and you’ll be surprised with what happens to Finn.

[@ikemarthlinkrich]

I legit thought the concept was good, then Finn just became normal immediately in Last Jedi. No PTSD, no transitioning. Directly a good guy with good intentions. Could've even made him unstable once in a while to make people question his current situation and persona. But no, he became friends with everyone and everyone's okay with it day 1. Like wtf.

[@Zombiesnyder13]

You know the difference between "Rise of Skywalker" and "Dark Phoenix"? Dark Phoenix doesn't try to sell nostalgia

[@techno639]

Nothing wrong with nostalgia. Just as long as you do it right.

[@thehallowayboys]

TROS is still better

[@Exype]

@@techno639 Exactly. Like Stranger Things

[@doncorleole2356]

thehallowayboys even though I haven’t seen dark Phoenix that seems like a pretty harsh statement

[@TheMasterQuests]

@@Exype Stranger things doesn't do it right either.

[@davidmorgan6282]

Kylo Ren's helmet is a perfect analogy for this trilogy First Movie: Cheap knock-off of a much better original Second Movie: Smash it all to hell and pretend it doesn't matter Third Movie: Piece it back together desperately in an attempt to salvage what you have left...

[@sheridoncary2602]

Dammit......you beat me to it

[@MaxDevereauxArchive]

This is brilliant

[@yourmother4343]

Episode 7 is the best star wars you goofy ass nigga

[@foxley95]

To be fair i've always hated the story telling in the og ep 4, you tell me you send a few squadrons of fighters to attack a moon sized space station and suceed? Yeah in modern time thats not gonna work, thats why ep 7 gets a lot of hate

[@Eserr7856]

Brilliant analogy indeed!

[@BluStarGalaxy]

Kennedy: From my point of view the fans are evil. Fans: Then you are lost.

[@ejoshcoron]

😂😂😂 That was good

[@IdiocyShow]

Na, the fans are evil retards!

[@CollyDoo]

And we still lose. 😒

[@baaLsecundus]

You do realize there are fans who like the films right? Not saying this new one, since I haven't seen it. But I've been a SW fan for the past 27 years and I love the new films, TLJ more so than TFA.

[@Dragonage2ftw]

Do you people ever stop being incels? For 5 seconds?

[@cristhianmlr]

Spoiler: Darth Vader is Luke's father.

[@SportsGaming-ll3ru]

Darth Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@joelnachos7988]

Thanks for spoiling it brodie:/

[@myranaam8562]

Asshole

[@WiloPolis03]

DUDE WTH

[@agasttyadixit09]

Spoiler: Luke is Leia's brother

[@OfficerDowns]

Did anybody notice that the last episode of Mandolorian is titled “Redemption”. Almost like they new that Star Wars needed it after Rise of Skywalker

[@jaymib3202]

the first 10 minutes of that episode was better then anything this trilogy has spit out.

[@sealionstudios8597]

This is the way....towards redemption for the franchise

[@doomsday4311]

Any episode of The Mandalorian is better than the entire prequel and sequel trilogy

[@MetaMikeG]

Isn’t it the rescue

[@velnoa]

@@MetaMikeG No, that’s Season 2. This comment was made a year ago, when Season 1 had just finished

[@Chagogo]

I forgot John Boyega’s character was a Storm Trooper originally.

[@noahwilliams3404]

Robert Martindale me too hahaha

[@rileywelton3243]

Yea killed his brothers and arms too dude is fake

[@profk3742]

John who?

[@Rob_B_93]

Same lol

[@ramsesjfg7668]

I forgot too, and I wish I was joking

[@gabevillarrealedits]

“I owe you an apology.” Not even 5 seconds in and Jeremy’s already apologizing to us 😂😂

[@ajwaddanwarr3409]

I looked at the thumnail likr oh! And then the first five seconds like oh no.

[@Aw3som3ologY]

@@ajwaddanwarr3409 i did the same thing.

[@drafter3606]

Welp....rise of Skywalker might bomb at the box office which means we’re going back into Star Wars hibernation

[@danbrown5736]

And more than one Jeremy as well

[@trevordavis6830]

Paul FN While I don’t think it’ll bomb, I doubt it’ll make more money than TFA. I would say it will make less money than TLJ, but the fact that this is the last film in the trilogy or “saga”(I still don’t think it should be considered a part of the sky walker saga) might get enough people wanting to see how it ends to beat out TLJ.

[@JDotWill]

Jeremy & Stuckman both had misleading thumbnails lol

[@jtom416]

Trying to smile through the pain

[@thegroovyb3507]

The movie wasnt that bad, I feel betrayed

[@nathanhowells9893]

I liked the movie alot

[@DaScorpionSting]

“Don’t be afraid of who you are.” Proceeds to take the Skywalker name.

[@RacingSnails64]

Yyyyep. Big missed opportunity there. It also makes no sense. I thought Rey was just going to say Rey again confidently, or even use the name Palpatine for good, but no Luke and Leia's ghosts silently adopt her I guess for the least interesting path possible.

[@fcukugimmeausername]

At this rate George Lucas will buy back the Star Wars license for $200m.

[@cmd31220]

We can only hope

[@Crudusum]

once a mouse, always a mouse, disney will never release/sell the IP.

[@Arunabh5feb1996]

And then make star wars with more pod racing

[@kevb3047]

Yes- $200 sounds about right...

[@aidanmattys7488]

@Ufuk Karaca beat me to it

[@VaultOfTheFuture]

JJ to Lucas: “I’ll finish what you started” Lucas to JJ: “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”

[@Golmov_the_Wretched]

To be fair, Lucas is also responsible for Jar Jar Binks.

[@olleselin]

What did George think of TROS?

[@Clockwork-Shadow]

George Lucas: "Nooo..... No, NO... YOU WILL DIE!" *Force lightening's JJ till he becomes the new Jar-Jar.*

[@zukojin4931]

@@olleselin He didn't even come at premiere, that's what he thinks of it

[@olleselin]

@@zukojin4931 maybe he just haven't seen it yet

[@THE_BEAR_JEW]

Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker T3: Rise of the Machines Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer 300: Rise of an Empire This sequel was doomed as soon as it was named.

[@thomast3195]

Heck, even the Dark Knight Rises wasnt as good as the first two movies. Shits legit.

[@erikramaekers63]

The Dark Knight Rises is excellent and Rise of the Planet of the Apes but I had to think long and hard

[@AngelXO96]

Thomas T Dark Knight Rises was not a bad movie tho.

[@gabe5576]

Hey, the 300 sequel was kinda decent tho lol..at least compared to the other candidates cited here

[@themarveldcfan3463]

Rise of the Machines really wasn't that bad in hindsight, ESPECIALLY after seeing Salvation, Genesis, and Dark Fate. Those really killed me.

[@Quirk91]

Star Wars: The Force Repeats Itself Star Wars: The Fuck Were They Thinking Star Wars: The Rise of Damage Control

[@necromorph1109]

Nice man

[@dez-m]

The middle one got me xD

[@MABfan11]

ha, calling tRoS "damage control" is generous. if J.J. wanted to do damage control, all he needed to was follow the plot threads left dangling in TLJ, which he did not

[@ItsKarenVega]

Yeah this is pretty accurate. Episode VII was a bit on the nose with its rehashing of Episode IV, but it was still fun and enjoyable, and although Rey's character was shallow and Daisy's acting was...not very good to say the least, it was satisfactory and worth watching. Episode VIII though was infuriating for how much potential they wasted. And Episode IX was just trying to fix everything that got wrecked in the previous film.

[@Gadget-Walkmen]

LOL Piss off with that nonsense. The Force awakens is a VERY fun and awesome movie. Just because it has a similar style to a new hope, it's still a fantastically fun movie to watch with great action, good humor, fantastic visuals, likable characters and amazing sequences. The movie DOES have imagination AND creativity than just "repeats itself". The force awakens was amazingly fun to watch despite it's scattered issues but the other two movies, not so much.

[@endofmidnight]

“i don’t care if they f*** or not lets save the galaxy” God if they only understood that

[@magicmanscott40k]

Yeah let's save the galaxy really sums up star wars. Too bad they never show any interesting planets or any cool lore

[@jonathanfrakes1284]

What?!?!? You mean Rey and Kylo fucked using the Force?

[@JODRecaps]

hi yng. taco bell burittooooo

[@milkshakebarrage9581]

Meanwhile... The Asian actress, her main harassers are millions of Chinese calling her a Viet pig and such as China wasn't keen on TLJ and kicked it out of theaters 2 weeks in for all the negative criticism from Chinese citizens towards the movie, and there is mutual hatred between Viet and Chinese people. Meanwhile Reylo fans are mostly SJWs and Feminists, and Daisy and Adam had to get a time off from social media because Reylo stans were doxxing them, calling up their families, harassing them.

[@guyfawkes5291]

So they F@$king ! so lightsabers are now sex toys. And the force is a orgasm. Guess KK got her wet dream. Thanks JJ.

[@shanena5322]

The new trilogy: Starwars: Denial Starwars: Anger Starwars: Acceptance

[@mikhailbychkov5042]

The sequel trilogy in a nutshell

[@alexramey2062]

Anger, bargening and depression were all compressed into TLJ. At least the Mandalorian is cool, lol

[@Obsidianrasengan]

Lol I'm not accepting this, you think i'm going to see this in theaters???

[@CharlemagneGuy127]

I went through all 5 stages just with TLJ, then suffered again with TFA. Now I won’t even give ROS a chance. All I can say is I hope the actors like Adam Driver can find new roles to better define his career like how Robert Patterson did after Twilight.

[@RyansChannel0203]

There was no denial for The Force Awakens though.

[@bigred6803]

This isn’t a review. This is a defeated man.

[@AstroWarped]

That's what happens when you are up against a Tool (Disney)!

[@thebatman4279]

His eyes...empty. His soul...buried. His smile...a memory. His hope...departed. RIP Jeremys happiness. Thank you Disney, you stole this mans dreams like some sort of mega corporation Inception heist.

[@fblackpines]

So sad that Star Wars turned into this

[@calw.9373]

Fans: that trilogy was our last hope Me: no there is another The Mandalorian, The Clone Wars Season 7and Fallen Order show up

[@nohomers100]

Star Wars has been largely crap since 1983

[@vainokarhos1306]

@@nohomers100 yep

[@corbinhoevers]

I liked it

[@ren.67]

@@nohomers100 hey the prequel wasn't that bad

[@connormitchell6446]

"look how they massacred my boy" - George Lucas

[@uncommon8896]

Lolol

[@ryuuotaku35]

true

[@animepussy8356]

Can't even copy and paste someone else's comment properly.

[@lordspongebobofhousesquare1616]

@@animepussy8356 it's from a meme so there's a chance that the similarity is a coincidence

[@barto22]

@@animepussy8356 wow, i'm so surprised that 2 people of of 24 thousand had the same meme idea

[@TerrenceHolman24]

In retrospect I truly believe that we didn't need this trilogy

[@ForestRaptor]

This story tells a compelling story, it's too bad it's sort of like the prequels. You keep the general idea but unfortunately the story telling wasn't up to par.

[@S3rp3nte]

@@ForestRaptor Personally i feel like it is the exact opposite of the Prequels, the storytelling for the most part was fine, but it is the overall story/plot that was shit.

[@MusicmanRamsey92]

Terrence Holman we didn’t

[@Artaxerxes.]

@@ForestRaptor what does it tell ? Palpatine dying again. Rey changing her name ? This trilogy added nothing. It was an afterthought. If you watched the first 6 movies, you'd realise that the next 3 basically made no difference. Everything thing is the same. Only that the Skywalker family is dead.

[@Adalon-]

@@ForestRaptor you're kidding right? This shit made the prequals look god tier. Only thing the new trilogy had is decent actors, john Especially imo. But it wasted even that. Its story is shit, the pacing is shit, the fan service is fun at first but grows grating, the characters are very hit or miss, mostly miss [fuck raysue] and worse of all it invalidates and shits all over the original trilogy in jaw dropping ways. Fuck this trash heap.

[@Mech299]

The thing that kills me with this review? There's no energy, there's no love. It feels like someone stabbed his love of Star Wars and made him watch it bleed out... That... This was tough to watch. This unabashed fan that's always so positive and willing to give so much a chance... I think RoS broke him...

[@Lauren_210]

I think that’s what’s tragic about the fate of the sequel trilogy. I remember 4 years ago when Force Awakens came out, everyone was so excited and I sensed that love and passion the fan base showed and overall, people seem to have had a good time with episode 7. I’m not a Star Wars fan myself, but I do watch them casually if people want to watch them with me and I know the general gist of the story. Flash forward 4 years later, no one cares about the trilogy anymore and it feels like this empty black hole. For me, I’m a much bigger fan of Harry Potter and even with the Crimes of Grindelwald that came out last year as part of the 5 movie prequel series (the only movie currently out of the 10 that received more of a negative reception compared to the first Fantastic Beasts or the eight Harry Potter films), the love, passion, and care the fan base continues to have for the Wizarding World is still strong and more optimistic compared to what I’m seeing for the Star Wars series as a whole.

[@Mikazuchireborn]

Someone did stab his love of Star Wars. Rian Johnson with The Last Jedi. This movie is just the franchise's death spasms.

[@grayz8834]

Yep he had a close reaction when reviewing infinity war and endgame I think. I knew he wouldn't give it a bad review but how he talked it look like it didn't live up to the hype for him. He gave it an awsomesp... was expecting a watch on bluray tbh😂

[@cheezdoodle96]

I just left the theatre feeling empty. If I were to discuss it I'm sure I could get riled up, but now? Just emptiness. And sadness, I guess, at what Star Wars has become. I miss 2015 when we went and saw The Force Awakens four times in the theatre and all I wanted was to consume more Star Wars. The Old Republic had a renaissance, everybody were just happy and there was nothing better than being a Star Wars fan. (Say what you will about Episode VII, it laid the foundations for what could've been an amazing trilogy.)

[@jawasstolemydroid4930]

It took me 2 years and a global pandemic for me to be able to finally discuss this movie again. It traumatized me more than Covid-19.

[@barkley8285]

I just started thinking about these movies again for the first time since 2019, still in denial about how fucking retarded they turned out to be.

[@ikenosis8160]

“I felt nothing.” True story

[@KarlosnCharly]

That is my feeling with the last 3 movies, including solo

[@SephBK]

Yup, we're basically in a timeline where a Star Wars movie gets a "Will forget in T-Minus 1 day", and that's super sad.

[@sanjayraju988]

Jeremy: “There’s not much I liked about this movie.” Me: “Good. Good. Use your aggressive feelings boy. Let the Hate flow through you.”

[@SovereignStatesman]

Hate, for lack of a better word, is good. GOOOODDD!!!

[@eddieanderson9399]

Perfect lol 😄

[@sankarnath5445]

May the hate be with you.

[@TheJoshJman]

My sentiments exactly

[@holdthetruthhostage]

Yes

[@thehavoccompany-a3]

The "friendship" between the main characters was clearly written by someone who has _never_ had any healthy relationships with other people in their lives.

[@LordCaedus-bl7wi]

DeadlyBacon the sequels are cancer and the deserve to be erased from canon what they’ve done is unbelievable

[@guardianbob]

so basically any hollywood-type person

[@HaloProNerd]

I forgot this is what Jeremy actually looks like. I’m so used to Pandemic Jesus as he looks right now

[@stonehenge5166]

I feel like your spoiler review is going to be more entertaining than the actual movie just based on this review.

[@wormraper]

same here. something tells me he's gonna be VICIOUS

[@ToddSGallows]

Honestly, I feel like this review already will be. I haven't laughed so hard at a review in a while. Especially because of that Thumbnail. Totally subverted expectations with that one.

[@realOmegasMovie]

I agree 👍

[@breakops5339]

Oh no this man is about to put the nail in the coffin of Disney's Star Wars

[@triad6425]

@@diegomarquez6824 neither one of these comment saying anything other than they can't wait to watch the a vicious shredding of the movie. I think what you mistake for toxicity is passion that created the franchise. Ie passion :Rey couldn't possibly beat a well trained soon to be sith lord after holding a light saber for an hour. Toxicity :Rey sucks bc she is a girl. Btw Ahsoka tano is a major fan favorite so I don't buy sexism as the reason for disliking Mary Sue Rey

[@TaruhaKurogane]

Man, Jeremy almost shed a tear when he say that this movie is the least favorite Star Wars film for him. I feel ya buddy.

[@kewinabea5439]

BANKAI

[@JosephHutzulak]

It cant be worst then Episode 2.

[@MistbornTaylor]

I feel like I’m watching a man die on screen. Poor Jeremy. He was so happy.

[@fjorgthebuilder]

I know the feeling.

[@TOOXGAME]

Yup

[@AerysTMD]

Most of us died a little today.. The versions of ourselves, when we first became fans of the Star Wars Universe BD (Before Disney), died today.

[@celesteraven916]

A friend dragged me to the theater to watch it, and I nearly had an aneurysm from all the plot holes, editing choices, and stuff that made no sence. EA could have written a better plot than what Disney did.

[@giygas_9577]

I mean EA kind of did (Respawn Entertainment at least) because I really enjoyed Fallen Order's story.

[@dillpickle5227]

For 69.99 they will

[@Gadget-Walkmen]

*sense

[@robertalexanderkoumpouras8712]

You know it’s bad when Jahns isn’t wearing his SW cape.

[@MariaRodriguez-dx6sm]

For a moment I thought there was hope... but as soon as the video started I knew everything was lost.

[@philingrouille7198]

Even if this movie had been great, the Force Awakens can't give us that feeling of AWE it gave us when it first came out anymore. The Last Jedi was given to some hack, and it destroyed our investment in this new trilogy in the span of two hours. The only investment we have with Rogue One or Solo is because it's set during the original trilogies' timeline, not because they're original ideas by Disney. And now Rise of Skywalker is apparently a huge fucking mess. It's just......all of the investment we had for a Disney led Star Wars franchise is GONE.

[@luisvalle81]

Looks at thumbnail: oh maybe it’s a good movie Jeremy: Sorry for trolling you in the thumbnail Me: I’ve got a bad feeling about this

[@lawjef]

Looks at thumbnail: oh man, maybe Jeremy has become a Disney shill Watches video: oh man, Jeremy has still got it

[@abdizur8765]

I've actually been picturing Jeremy doing something like this for a couple days. Figured he'd have the happy demeanor on the thumbnail then we get to the review. Smiles gone, turns off lightsaber, removes bedsheet, then shakes his head in disgust. "Ok, let's review this trash fire." -_-

[@H3llboundHero]

He looks like he’s going to cry... Disney.. what have you done...

[@jacklovell3181]

Disney has destroyed the star wars we know and love

[@OldPanther]

Lucasfilm are the ones making these though.

[@TDHurley]

@@OldPanther Lucasfilm is owned by Disney you moron.

[@lukelim5094]

@@OldPanther had you not been paying attention literally everyone i mean everyone who worked with the original trilogy or legends are not there anymore. The people who had written great stories in animated series clone wars or even rebels are all over ruled by executive producers and hack director like rian Johnson. It is just a freaking husk run by people who dont know what star wars is. It is not lucasfilm anymore after george sold it.

[@OldPanther]

@@TDHurley Yes but all the direction is from Lucasfilm staff. Disney just bank the checks.

[@munizsims6636]

If you like the last Jedi, you’ll likely dislike the Rise of Skywalker

[@anormalperson4522]

I dislike both

[@neontime8507]

To be fair if you like the last Jedi you wouldn’t like a good sequel either

[@corbinhoevers]

I like all of them but Episode 1

[@ianhines2302]

Ayşe Ertekin if you like Star Wars you’ll likely dislike the rise of skywalker

[@doomsday4311]

They're both garbage

[@samueljoseph9710]

Jeremy: “Even the lightsaber fights bored me”’ Me: *darth vader voice* NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[@JayfroC]

I don't think I've ever seen a lightsaber fight in the live-action Star Wars movies that didn't bore me.

[@GeraltofRivia22]

What did you expect when Rey has already beaten Kylo twice?

[@doctasandwich]

Do not want!

[@MakoTSB]

eating sugar no papa but there’s a lot of noticeable mistakes in that fight.

[@dantefromdevilmaycry9857]

@@GeraltofRivia22 who are you!?

[@ramirezalejandro6]

Star Wars: "The Fall of Skywalker" Palpatine: "Finally the Jedi are no more"

[@benhornback955]

The dark knight it’s just Jedi not Jedi’s

[@ramirezalejandro6]

@@benhornback955 thanks for the correction

[@eddieanderson9399]

Michael Jackson... The Rise of Moonwalker

[@sorcererberoll4641]

And the return of the jd,eii

[@Aust51989]

Question: “Where did things go wrong?” Answer: “They didn’t hire a lore master.”

[@biphronte]

@@RootEight or both (pablo hidalgo is a sjw)

[@isiahsheppard7620]

Hunter Wilbanks Nah

[@providencebreaker1558]

It's obvious that the sequel trilogy isn't even made by Lucasfilm. Rogue One, Solo, Rebels and Mandalorian all feel like Star Wars, but the sequel trilogy feels like generic hollywood schlock. Hidalgo is their loremaster and I would bet money he wasn't even allowed in the writer's room or on set.

[@A86]

The dreaded "ess-jay-dubyas" that hide under every bed, are behind every ajar closet door, and around ever corner./s The series was created by a liberal (Lucas). Anti-SJWs are as annoying as SJWs.

[@shockwave2291]

@@biphronte Ah yes Pablo Hidalgo, the guy who told the fanbase your Snoke theory sucks, yet was well aware his studio didn't have a backstory for Snoke to begin with. Fuck him.

[@chazmiranda]

It’s interesting how Poe went from the New Republics best pilot and Leia’s most trusted general to becoming a bumbling hot headed insecure leader and not as good a pilot as Rey by episode 9

[@peterg76yt]

"the power of nostalgia" - in other words... the best parts of The Rise of Skywalker are in other movies.

[@FITE4self89]

Can you imagine telling a story about a stormtrooper who realizes the job he’s been forced to do is hateful and cruel so he decides to defect because he can’t stand the killing and domination of others joins the opposing faction and on his journey for redemption and fighting for the helpless realizes he has a connection to the force to then be taught by the one Jedi who helped end the greatest threat to the galaxy 30 years prior who has a strong confident beautiful daughter who is emotionally fragile because she has the burden of living up to her father’s legacy and taking over her father’s life long task of rebuilding the once and great Jedi Order who then gets tempted along the way by the dark side only to be pitted against the one person who understands and loves her and finally concludes with both having to make the ultimate sacrifice between the greater good or self gain?... Yeah me neither.

[@heyitzpetah1990]

Did you steal this from a parallel universe where Disney's Star Wars was actually good?

[@robertmorris9219]

FITE4self89 Wow. That is one of the longest run-on sentences I’ve seen in a while.

[@AlmostaFlipinSkater]

Finn was never the main character. You're basing your views on a teaser trailer lmao. Grow up.

[@MarkMark0000]

I feel like that was the original plan but The Last Jedi completely ruined it. It's a shame really

[@isodoubIet]

@@MarkMark0000 "I feel like that was the original plan but The Last Jedi completely ruined it." No, there was no original plan. This is all JJ's fault for having done no world or character building in TFA. Rian was given _nothing_ to work with.

[@felipeneves7260]

"Its a bold story" Throwing a molotov in a dumpster is bold, but it is still a terrible idead and the result is always a dumpsterfire

[@Carlisho]

What a great comment sir 😂

[@JODRecaps]

hello felipe. taco bell burittooo

[@0biRonKenobi]

😂 👌

[@lillooseleaf9292]

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[@lisatrappedmeinygsbasement848]

How is that bold??? Its just a fuckin dumpster fire!! Nothing badass about that shit wtf

[@death-king1834]

Actually I'm just gonna say it, the score William's produced for this trilogy is probably the weakest in the entire Saga. Hell the weakest set of scores he's done for any movie in his career. I literally do not remember any memorable or stand out scores for this trilogy. If it's not him reusing a score from the better movies, what little new he does bring really isn't up to par with what's come before. For all the problems with the Prequel films everyone knows Duel of the Fates, Battle of the Heroes, Love Across the Stars, Jango's Escape, Trade Federation theme, Escape from Naboo theme or the Order 66 theme. I don't know if it's partly due to the fact Williams didn't have the London Symphony Orchestra like he had for the first six movies, or maybe fitting with the theme of this trilogy in being unmemorable and lazy Williams himself just decided to phone it in.

[@loansharks47]

Rey’s theme is pretty good

[@Ancient53]

Exactly. Music is such a HUGE part of Star Wars and it’s just another area the Sequels utterly fail.

[@geneparmesan8748]

One year later, and a major area I disagree is Kylo Ren's theme. I think it's one of the better themes of the whole series. Definitely the best theme of this trilogy.

[@keystrix3704]

The Force Awakens: The old fans are fine. The Last Jedi: The old fans are trash. The Rise of Skywalker: **Looks nervously between the two**

[@blopp6240]

Force awakens was trash aswell it was just bad copy of a new hope . Why would JJ even think that we need to see something that is same and doesn't even give anything to storyline

[@keystrix3704]

@@blopp6240 I know, but it didn't go out of its way to completely piss on all of the fans. TFA was salvageable too... then TLJ happened.

[@spethmanjones2997]

RottenHopper if TLJ had turned out to be a great movie, it would have retroactively made me like TFA a LOT more, but alas, ‘twas shite

[@fskymod7120]

The rise of the Skywalker: The old fans are trash but not too much :p

[@cbonez2909]

@@spethmanjones2997 fully agree. Yeah TFA was safe and it was definitely a reboot but I didnt mind it. I could see what they were trying to do. Then TLJ happen. Dumpster fires smell. It almost impossible to get that smell out of your nose.

[@Pete-vz5uj]

Jeremy's disappointment is immeasurable and his day was ruined.... A quote from a fellow Jedi

[@defyyourlogic487]

Daddy brah

[@Pigmister24]

The fact Jeremy didn’t wear his starwars cape really hits home

[@JODRecaps]

hola pig. taco bell burittoo

[@TheRibottoStudios]

makes me feel so bad....

[@hernansanchez6545]

@Ryden what video?

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[@danielcollins7960]

Ryden I won’t? Okay I won’t bother looking then.

[@nasher931]

If you'd asked me this time last year, from top to bottom my list would be 6, 5, 8, 4, 7, R1, 3, 1, 2, Solo. But now, after seeing Rise of Skywalker a second time, really letting the Sequel Trilogy as a whole stew and process and with with everything I've heard about the behind the scenes of these films, my list is: 1) Return of the Jedi 2) The Empire Strikes Back 3) Star Wars 4) Revenge of the Sith 5) Rogue One 6) The Phantom Menace 7) Attack of the Clones 8) The Last Jedi 9) The Force Awakens 10) The Rise of Skywalker 11) Solo The only reason TROS isn't dead last is because there were actually one or two moments that I still enjoy, like some of the humour with C-3PO, but that's about it. Solo however was just nothing. Not good, not bad, just nothing. And that's far more offensive to me than trying something new and failing. The Mandalorian was great, and the final season of Clone Wars was incredible and I feel like the ship is gradually being steered back on course, but I don't want to see any more Star Wars movies. Whether it's Rian Johnson's trilogy, Kevin Feige's movie or whatever else they have planned, I just don't care anymore.

[@michaelk2815]

Sees thumbnail : "OH" Sees Review : "oh"

[@ArtyDeBruis]

If it's his least favorite, and We all saw TLJ.... I knew it would be damage control, sad to hear they couldnt pull it together, as the mandalorian is sooo good

[@thebatman4279]

Oh well, i guess we should all go see the real masterpiece, Cats, instead....😎

[@6OceanSoul9]

Aaaand now I have anxiety

[@MrBronsen15]

“I felt nothing” Jeremy 2019

[@NexusKin]

"Aye Feel Nuthin!" Barbarosa

[@edge3220]

That's what Ryan Johnson's wife says.

[@queenvictoriann]

Christopher Regan I feel....cold.... *falls over dead*

[@bronzeage4579]

Floweytale

[@60bangz]

nick robertson I’m too cute to work, make me famous 😅😅

[@dominic150]

Jeremy “I’m sorry for trolling you with the thumbnail” Me: literally lol’d

[@Izzy_Dead]

I got a good laugh. Totally saw it coming though. No way this movie could be anything less than a disaster after TLJ.

[@michaelpapaeleftheriou1027]

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[@Jed_Elias]

7:59 Them: “This movie is bold and brash” Jeremy: “More like: belongs in the trash!”