Starbucks Brewed by AI: Espresso Yourself

[@drummersnare6276]

“we got tall, grande” shows arianna grande 😂😂

[@joshuasdsmalls2157]

0:11 He just shows up like a ghost.

[@drummersnare6276]

@@joshuasdsmalls2157the cup has sunglasses on 😂

[@JoshuaJoshieSmalls]

And now 970 oz GIGANTICA. Perfect for sharing. (Two cups 485 morphs into on big cup)

[@baileyjean42]

“Magical, mysterious, and mildly confusing place where you can get a $10 coffee and a new identity” literally had me in tears ⚰️

[@NominalTopic]

Same!

[@loganwolv3393]

Definently advertising for the younger generation, smart move.

[@SuprememanWS]

Cause when you leave, You're not just Harry, you're Hairy...sasquatch princess

[@androntaps6560]

So Starbucks is like the French Foreign Legion :P

[@robertmcginty4146]

Totally sums it up!

[@burgeulfassal1523]

*S T A R U C K'C O F U K C S'* 💀

[@Mxltra]

No replies? Let me fix that rq!

[@sourovdas7883]

​@@Mxltra hi

[@rursus8354]

👽

[@ShevetteJackson]

Lol

[@johnpaulleslie1067]

#YourSelf :P

[@jackochainsaw]

I don’t want a Starbucks, I want a Stakk Soks.

[@sh20000sh]

So do I

[@dominicguerena9696]

I want Staruck Cofukcs

[@JLG629]

“Stock sucks”

[@khorps4756]

I want a Stargarks

[@lemondude530]

i want sawaaks

[@JLG629]

“Organic artisanal vegan gluten free sugar free calorie free flavor free superfood donut alternative” 💀😂

[@CaptainTrips]

I'm in tears!!

[@liamingraham7660]

So God damn funny

[@josepharvello4886]

Omg yaaaaaas

[@neilwilson5785]

To be fair, I had a delicious veggie burger in a UK Starbucks. The UK has a huge number of vegetarians, so maybe they made more effort to make it goood.

[@joshuasdsmalls2157]

1:43

[@joshg4222]

Who cares if people are waiting for a table. This is your office now. 😂😂😂😂 fucking hell that killed me. How does AI know pretentious people exist?

[@marviedelacruz2303]

1:36 "GLEUTEEN FREE👹👺" "SUGAR FRII🥶😨" "CALOREE FERI🤓☝️" "FLAVOUR FEIIR🗣️🔥🔥"

[@Quick-Silver206]

As hell-invokingly cursed as this is, "Gigantica" and "flavor-free" made me laugh.

[@BlatentlyFakeName]

A large bucket of coffee

[@dgothegod]

"Just listen as they theatrically announce orders like the next NASA space launch" Alright, I'm sold. Gonna go share a Gigantica with five of my disfigured friends

[@ShastaBean]

0:05 - STARUCK COFUKS that could actually gain some traction and a better invitation into the store there could not be.

[@Spitsonyou]

if ads were like this, I wouldn't skip them

[@burieddreamer]

This is like Rick & Morty's inter-dimensional cable TV.

[@beebeez90]

“Starbucks is not just a coffee shop. It’s a magical, mysterious, and mildly confusing place where you can get a $10 coffee and a new identity” I screamed 🤣😂😂😂💀

[@ExplorerST2023]

"Staruck Cofukcs" made me lol

[@Zuuby]

It's crazy how similar AI image/video generation is similar to human dreaming. We often don't realize how weird our dreams are until we wake up because we aren't always aware we are in a dream and we don't pay attention to details. If you realize you're dreaming then try to count your fingers or look at how words are spelled and you will quickly see the similarities.

[@maxsteele9513]

Its even more crazy how it descends into more of a nightmare the further you watch, like 0:12

[@hughlion1817]

this is because neural networks operate on very similar principles although the networks in our brains are still a fair bit more complex. Yes, this is why. Also reminds me of the visuals i get when tripping xD

[@okjeffy6581]

And when you realize you’re dreaming and get convinced that nothing bad will happen. And just a few seconds later everything goes wrong.

[@hughlion1817]

@@okjeffy6581 thats because you created that exact expectation in your mind. Think about it. Your mind is not a simple chest of drawers that you store and retrieve thoughts from, its a living and turbulent cacophony of emotions and ideas. the second you thought "nothing bad will happen to me" within your dream, you immediately created the unconscious expectation that something bad, in fact, WILL happen to you. and since you are dreaming, your expectations can and will manifest themselves, one way or another.

[@r-labs9357]

To be honest my dreams are as structured as reality but my perception on how things are going feels like AI, even the storyline

[@zacharymarentette5269]

Bro it wasnt caffeine that was in that coffee, it was LSD.

[@Mikewee777]

" Pooh , that is not honey ! ".

[@marsbase3729]

dude, totally reminds me of trips I had were faces and stuff are morphing! 😝

[@Heliosphan15]

we don't just serve coffee....we serve SELF DISCOVERY" LOL

[@thephilboyce]

" we have grande, venti, and now 970oz Gigantica!" 😂😂😂 These have me crying !

[@darling_danke_schoen]

“When you leave, you’re not just Harry, you’re Harry…”

[@marcussmiler3500]

you're hairy

[@briancrawford8751]

When you leave you're not just Harry, you're Harry Bagatestes.

[@jameslarimer9211]

AI has become a curious blend of the uncannily accurate and uncannily inaccurate.

[@jayducharme]

Magical, mysterious and mildly confusing. That just about sums up AI.

[@Goose21995]

"We got sizes like tall" *shows horribly disfigured coffe man*

[@tracycarmack9714]

Starbucks needs to seriously use this as a commercial.

[@t1ll316]

"appearently, youre Steve today. Or maybe Stave."

[@suburbantrapqueen]

Hard to tell with the Barista’s handwriting 🤣😂

[@maxsteele9513]

0:03 cupheads but in rl

[@marsbase3729]

totally reminded me of the game! 😝

[@dontreadthisplease2416]

"We serve self discovery" oh my god.

[@mariehelena2364]

This was so incredibly hilarious - intentional or not, it was mostly accurate but even better as satire. Keep 'em coming! 😄

[@06fz1000]

Good ol STARUCK' COFUKCS°

[@kiddydut]

When Grande literally means Ariana Grande 😂

[@mich3131]

The way grande is pronounced is hilarious and 970 oz gigantica has me dying. This video is entertaining yet disturbing. 💀

[@inyobill]

Their baristas can handle insanely complicated requests. Just don't ask for "a coffee".

[@ToshioTV]

"Sugar-free, calorie-free, flavour-free" made me wheeze

[@troyl200]

I would kill for a Gigantica oatmilk mocha right now.

[@lucybearzz]

0:58 WHAT IS WITH THAT CUP ON THE LEFT- 😭😭😭 1:36 help why did he say it like that

[@yoiashi]

'Stakk Soks' lol

[@nonjaninja4904]

A 970oz coffee is actually a decent advertising gimmick.

[@darkangelsmarine]

I am trying to not wake up my neighbors but this made me laugh so loud!

[@wolfsmith7285]

💀

[@JoshuaJoshieSmalls]

We got size like TALL!!

[@JeidoTheFurry]

“Staruck Cofukcs” and “Stakk Soks” have been dying 😭

[@dustinsteele3069]

This ad was trippy as hell. I love it

[@Vintaronica]

I think this AI stuff is giving us a much clearer insight into what the human brain is doing with its processing of signals & dreaming. Quite fascinating

[@bigreputation]

Timestamps! homeless looking alien opening the door 0:00 Coffee cup turning into a mans face 0:02 "Starbuck cofukcs" 0:05 Lady smiling then speeding up like sonic 0:07 I dont even know how to explain this 0:10 Ariana grande from ohio 0:13 Coffee cup with glasses on and then casuallt disapearing (probably spelled that wrong but i dont give a crap) 0:14 Gigantica 🤩 0:16 Guys face turning into a fried chicken 0:19 Too lazy

[@c0v3n28]

0:04 Bet that was the closest I'll ever be to experiencing a magic trip

[@yogaeka9458]

My dream when i got fever be like:

[@darianzielinsky96]

Trust me you don't want to see this stuff in real life 😂

[@specknacken6507]

"You're Hairy" No i'm wizard.

[@akx32-kd9fp]

0:12 Ariana what are you doing in here🤣

[@lowtriggerweightjay7331]

“When you leave, your not just hairy……you’re hairy.” 😅

[@matthewharris2838]

I watch this every day for some reason. And its crazy how unintentionally satirical this is this should be on adult swim as a show it would be the next "off the air"

[@mezmerizer0266]

Infomercials

[@nignamedmutt7270]

Adult swim should just let AI take over their bumpers for next April Fool's day.

[@thewholetruth4192]

0:05 see? even the AI curses "Staruck co fuk cs" or "star fuks"

[@megamanfan3]

@@thewholetruth4192 I still hear "Starbucks".

[@Cinder-g2o]

welp thats it folks... the writers strike can continue forever, we dont need them when AI writes better content than they have in decades.

[@Frankie-Franz]

This is a new favorite of mine! I felt as if I was in my neighborhood Starbucks 😂. I will have an Ariana Grande latte 2 extra shots 😅

[@Pray4TheBatman]

"Here at Starbucks, you ARE the coffee"

[@m4ye104]

0:10 why is nobody talking about this absolutely horrifying scene.

[@JoshuaJoshieSmalls]

We got size like... *TALL?* ( Shows up with coffee all over his face and a mug glued to his chin)

[@SB-LifeOTR]

This looks exactly like one of my typical dreams at night, or should I say nightmares.

[@scotty28653]

0:05 The signage is perfect. 😄

[@_FimbulWinters]

Watching this made me feel like Dr Strange when the Ancient One knocked him into the astral plane and showed him the multiverse lmao

[@MollyDollyy774]

AI making Starbuck sound like... A self discovery cult now

[@Rainshine429]

This is the only ad I will willingly watch

[@Cobbsouth]

This "commercial" makes those weird AI fingers look almost normal.

[@Dontlokhere]

0:06 Starbucks Coffee? More like STARUCK' COFUKCS™.

[@-Vitalis-]

Am I the only one who felt the commercial lasted way more than two minutes?

[@pierceholston6639]

No you are not lol!!!!

[@Deznuttz17]

Who cares if people want to sit down? It’s your office now 😂

[@mistadiscovery]

“ flavour free sugar free calorie free plant based super food pretty much the way things are going

[@bytemevv-4616]

00:05 _" STARUCK COFUKCS "..._ *BULLY MAGUIRE:* _...How'd that get in there lol_

[@darrenberkey7017]

I don't go to Starbucks, but I'm fairly confident that if I did, this is what I would see.

[@NowhereNear42]

When you leave, you're not just Harry - you're Hairy!

[@scottwilliams2903]

Great to see Keenan Thompson getting more work. Big fan.

[@sarahberkner]

I think that was using an AI voice generator.

[@Sonicfan2300]

0:12 why did the guy dissapear and then come back with coffee on his face and a mug

[@joshuasdsmalls2157]

He insulted their Italian coffee lingo. Then came back with coffee spilled on his face with the cup, after getting the barista pissed.

[@JoshuaJoshieSmalls]

He has size like TALL

[@megachristianx6592]

How do people make these? Is the voice AI? Does whatever program that makes these just use the information from the text that we hear in the voice? Or is it more than that?

[@strawbraryliberry4604]

"A mildly confusing place" 😹 Sounds about right.

[@sunnyquinn3888]

When the barista said "Broke" I was like Yay, my coffee's ready, and I can't believe they got my name right!

[@ZvalatDa1st]

0:05 "Starucks Cofuks" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@okjeffy6581]

1:43 the Starbucks logo turns into a lady.

[@IrllyneedTherapy]

Why is no one talking about the part where the coffee transformed into some high school basketball player

[@IrllyneedTherapy]

0:03

[@Foofrarf23]

Starbucks would create an ad like this.

[@Tail_sez]

1:29 Don't let the RCTA community find this video ; D

[@Kevin_2435]

"You're Steve today...or maybe Stave. It's hard to tell with this barista's handwriting on the cup." I'm pretty sure that was plagiarized from somewhere but the comedic timing of the AI voice wasn't half bad.

[@lynzee496]

0:05 you are the coffee.

[@robfuzz]

“Who cares if people are waiting for a table. This is your office now.” 😮

[@internetperson9121]

0:02 holy shit AI paid Trae Young to rep Starbucks, bold move

[@entropybentwhistle]

When the AI gets much too much sugar and caffeine.

[@artudetu]

"You're hairy"

[@kimberlygroff6236]

I love the identity thing. "Apparently you're Steve today...it's hard to say with this baristas handwriting on this cup."

[@aiblackmirror]

Right?! 😂

[@-Gunnarsson-]

AI are broken as hell 😂

[@masterofallgoons]

They really should change the name to 'Staruck Cofukcs'

[@A.I.TrollingOrk]

Nice! What site did you use to make this? Wanna upgrade my a.i. skills

[@newchannelii]

This is the most random ai generated thing ever and i love it

[@RickySama240]

0:58 Starbucks mascot looking terrifying.. 😅

[@lurklingX]

AI feverdream. This was a great one! I'm surprised it doesn't have a lot more views and likes!! 🎉😂

[@KornyKornball]

Staruck' Cofukcs 😂

[@mcstabbins4501]

This feels like a horror movie series at this point

[@sebbereviews4043]

0:57 nah that ain't Starbucks that's Stakk Soks

[@BadazzRule]

So nobody gona talk about how the voice sounds like Kenan Thompson from SNL?

[@realbernii]

Okay this is drugs. This is your brain on drugs, Any questions?

[@daphunkyzzindahouse]

sure i'll take 28 liters of coffee on the go

[@MERCURYSUNSET]

Staruck Cofukcs ???? WTF🤣

[@Butter5646]

imagine if the world restarts just like the dinosaurs and the new advanced species discovered this as what is left as proof that there was life before them and they never have any idea what its really like

[@ericrodensky9806]

Time for me to lay off the edibles! >.

[@marsbase3729]

These "commercials" are hilarious not just because they remind me of some really strong acid and shroom trips with all the morphing faces but the fact that the ai is really trying to get the images right but not quite succeeding! 😝

[@WarpandXeno88]

Almost as terrifying as an actual visit to Starbucks.

[@jozitro4554]

That's like going into Starbucks hell by mushroom-tip-trip😭🐵💥

[@CarlRomelle]

A.I. is the acid trip i always wanted