Stardust Crusaders Alternate Ending

[@kekyoin1148]

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[@sawcream5314]

Dio:**stops time** Kakyoin: So, it's the same type of stand as Hierophant Green

[@weaton72]

😂😂

[@vinniegar]

i cant 😭😭😭

[@khmasterva6919]

I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT

[@josukkiedotthegoodboi6366]

No i gave kakyoin to stop time

[@kirodebizarre]

Jotaro VS Dio but Jotaro is Kakyoin.

[@harbingerd.8457]

Thus Jolyne is never born and Josuke never stole any money

[@ayylmao7999]

And Kira had a quiet and peaceful life

[@ayylmao7999]

@@LyricalStarr okay i dont get that one, how would kakyoin lay an egg in the first place?

[@jotarokujo8984]

but I came back in part- oh wait, I hid in morioh

[@gatodesgracado]

Pucci wins

[@wheelchairredyukari]

@@gatodesgracado more like where is pucci

[@seebarino]

Stand Name: [The World] Stand User:[DIO] Stand Ability:[Making Kakyoin fly away]

[@pandequeso]

But just Kakyoin

[@arronalt]

Nobody else

[@vongleng4825]

Green7wave just Kakyoin

[@-Genki]

@@vongleng4825 *JUST KAKYOIN* (ddlc reference)

[@RegiRuler]

Don't oversimplify it. THE WORLD works by introducing a reverse z vector on the space of Kakyoin's akashic plane. Your lies to devolve Araki's logic in order for it to be palatable to the common man disgust me.

[@Chloey780]

"My German Stand is the greatest in the world" "20 meter radius UV Light" Ok that just killed me

[@owenowen8340]

Same

[@samarthdubey8418]

Wha? Am I still alive? 💀

[@JosukeWF]

oh boy i can't wait for Emerald is Unbreakable to get animated

[@monkyfunny2171]

Jojo Part 4: Emerald is Undeflectable

[@typhlocube9359]

Part 5 : Green Wind Part 6 : Emerald Ocean Part 7 : Cherry Ball Run Part 8 : Rerolion Edit : Part 9 : Rerolands

[@shion3546]

part 5 should be Silver Wind since polnareff there

[@reportsoldier1636]

Doppio Vinegar but polneraff’s leg will still gonna get injured

[@upsilon993]

SuperNess77 relolion lol this is the best comment

[@callmeanambulance7232]

"I know how to reveal dio's stand" *Dies*

[@daisannobakudanbiteszadust8563]

I love your name and your pfp

[@retiredchannel]

That's litereally what happened in the original

[@biloume9864]

Hayato !

[@Nomnom410]

~HAYATO~

[@_emberrose_1673]

*H A Y A T O*

[@colin8923]

Making Polnareff go back to the stairs was genius.

[@Pixelwator157]

Lmao

[@canaldogb1194]

@@Pixelwator157 e

[@TechyyGD]

@@canaldogb1194 f

[@Sortinxy]

@@TechyyGD g

[@Fishybusiness1333]

@@Sortinxy h

[@Xinny_Real]

Kakyoin:The secret of DIO’s stand is- Jospeh: I get it. It’s the ability to send Kakyoin flying

[@yxles1773]

*EXACTLY *

[@knxnae5325]

JOSPEHHHHLMAOOSJEHWJDGFH

[@troev]

Jospeh

[@Moss_Muzz]

@@troev Joseph

[@troev]

@@Moss_Muzz you mean Jospeh?

[@shadowclann28]

"I get it, the power of The World is to make Kakyoin in specific fly away

[@qt1pp]

that means joseph and jotaro shouldnt have been scared if only kakyoin flies away

[@ma.lornasuson2861]

@@qt1pp yeab they shouldn't be afraid of dio if he can just make kakyoin fly away and how did kakyoin survive?

[@aetherprimordial]

Now I understand why Za Warudo failed to kill Jotaro. It is because it was made to make Kakyoin fly away

[@feliciachua8341]

Lol

[@ihatenamez]

So its the same type of stand as star platinum

[@ThePlastikChair]

Ah yes, DIO's most powerful attack: *_J O S E P H J O E S T A R D A_*

[@aniquesheikh2355]

Hahahahahahah lmao

[@moacruz9861]

Oof- that's funny yes and he makes josepfu grows up big as roadroller

[@shirtybark6340]

Lol

[@sussyhirose2682]

Lop

[@RemorseCodeYT]

jotaros own grandfather tried to kill jotaro

[@user-yb5us7fb3j]

*"MY GERMAN STAND IS THE BEST STAND IN THE WORLD!"* *"20 METERS UV LIGHT!"*

[@hithisisabandonedchannelun4417]

DIO!

[@hithisisabandonedchannelun4417]

Kakyoin? Wow this is a very bizarre day

[@animeprotagonistishere5365]

@@hithisisabandonedchannelun4417 hi wish you luck

[@hithisisabandonedchannelun4417]

Thanks bro

[@patooal]

@Noriaki Kakyoin wow

[@noorpan2383]

Dio: *proceeds to punch a hole through Kakyoin's stomach* Also Dio: *normally punches Jotaro*

[@execution_order]

Exactly

[@jeffthegamerboy3476]

Plot armour

[@painvillegaming4119]

Star platinum has way more durability and STRENGHT

[@painvillegaming4119]

@@jeffthegamerboy3476 a.k.a Jonathan genes

[@PaintSplashProductions]

I guess he likes to play with his food

[@sphere9457]

I laughed so hard when DIO stopped time during Polnareff's sneak attack and took him all the way back to the castle 😂

[@davidbaguetta127]

A true gentleman

[@nukefoodsofficial5849]

Thank you for explaining

[@ten-thousandbees8453]

Mansion*

[@-Genki]

@@nukefoodsofficial5849 tsk tsk he didn't explain it tsk tsk tsk tsk

[@flowrr_]

now imagine DIO dragging Polnareff to the castle, all exhausted

[@c0des]

Dio: starts madness with “KONO DIO DA!” DIO: ends madness with “KONO DIO DA!”

[@MrAlinita]

I want my child's first word to be "KONO DIO DA!"

[@mr.machees6488]

Cause it is he, Dio

[@LogicBitch]

obesecoochie8172 His last words are actually “KONO DIO GA!” It’s “ga” not “da.”

[@c0des]

FlappyDappee ok

[@sanzu3838]

Omg that’s true cuz when he kissed the girl erina? That’s the rage of jojos and dies saying it

[@bolson42]

I love how it’s edited so that the actual words they’re saying match the captions, hard work that usually is unseen by many, but I appreciate it

[@derpyherpy3773]

The guy knows japanese?

[@DioBrando-nb7yz]

@@derpyherpy3773 yes

[@Trollllium]

Yeah I was surprised that it was matching as well, came to comment but found yours!

[@bolson42]

Derpy Herpy yup, parents are both japanese, mom was raised there her whole life and dad learned it as he grew up (he lived in America) and it was actually my first language, even before English although now my japanese isn’t too great lol, but enough to understand and read a tiny bit lol. Sorry for the long comment btw lol

[@bolson42]

Hiroshi Wu nice, yeah no one really noticed it and I thought it was pretty cool, and I bet a ton of effort got into it, glad you noticed it too!

[@airnezzto]

Jotaro: *"So its the same type as Star Platinum"* Also Jotaro: *Sends Dio Flying*

[@jorgeabdielalejandrochavar650]

*kakyoin.

[@dia9238]

That Impossible. No one can just deflect the Joseph Joestar Da!

[@davivolo968]

who is rem?

[@Kerosene.]

Who's rem again?

[@sethr2b966]

Who's it?

[@bananamuncher741]

who's this Rem that you guys speak of?

[@user-zv8sw9ts9p]

I love Emilia

[@rumiDVD]

Props to you for making them say what they actually say in Japanese. Not only subtitling over a dialogue. This is hilarious. Thank you.

[@sashacoulson3936]

本当にありがたい

[@CarlHedgehog]

@@sashacoulson3936 理解していない。

[@sashacoulson3936]

@@rumiDVD 笑笑花京院流石

[@sashacoulson3936]

@@CarlHedgehog ？

[@narcissisticnuggetsyt]

Can you translate what he said

[@rubixstew9442]

This is technically Canon so long as Diavolo dies

[@valtervilela672]

In that time line, Speedwagon himself kills Diavolo.

[@citruslllad]

Valter Vilela Of course Speedwagon does. Gotta protect the whole bloodline, even if it's also Dio's kid...

[@rosamelanno2344]

This puts a smile on my face

[@bigwheelfromspidamahn1037]

Valter Vilela and speed wagon, by only using one punch, causes diavolo to enter another death loop

[@panzerfich]

@@bigwheelfromspidamahn1037 death²

[@LucasD08]

I love how Dio put Polnareff back on the stairs in 5 seconds.

[@OR56]

Just to mess with him

[@LucasD08]

@@OR56 Bruh, now I have to watch this again after 2 years cuz I forgot.

[@OR56]

@@LucasD08 lol

[@madster01]

It’s the ability to make Kakyoin fly away!!! *Detective 100*

[@suckerman7gm]

*Omega Bruh momentum*

[@itsjustdewieman]

Mans got a 1 on his insight check

[@ionasan]

So it's the same type of stand as star platinum?

[@justanothergirlwithamustac2880]

YES YES YES YES YES

[@hamborgor1312]

Defective josf

[@bob-qq7xk]

my German stand

[@reirinokamura4090]

SeKaI IcHi!!!

[@wheelchairredyukari]

YOU UTTER FOOL, HEIROPHANT GREEN IS THE WORLD FINEST

[@Joao-kb2ck]

Nazi stand

auschwits

[@Azarii__]

*G* olden *E* xperience *R* equiem

[@angl3_275]

and then after this Kakyoin would take Jotaro’s place in part 4 and kill kira with his 40 meter emerald splash. sorry ambulance

[@kidthompson4227]

AnGel LASAGNA he appears in part 4 only to kill kira and take kosaku’s place to add shinobu to his milf hunting collection.

[@coca_0146]

@@kidthompson4227 He trains Okuyasu tp become a milf hunter too

[@jaspertyler4557]

Or they would use the same bs they did with Joseph to bring back both him and Jotaro.

[@Ok-eg8dg]

Kakyoin will kill Kira after unlocking his titan ability and combining it with the nen rule of the law of equivalent exchange

[@Stanleyyelnats286]

Or is 40 METER RADIUS AMBULANCE SPASH

[@catalism820]

"Friendship ended with Hierophant green, now german science is my best friend." -Kakyoin

[@elbananitolokito]

No he didnt use german cience he used hierophanto german with his UV light summoner ability

[@Aaron-ub1qw]

This is way more confusing than how King Crimson works

[@DariusGOLaru]

nah

[@feeldesu182]

Yes it is in my opinion

[@vurhn2009]

except for the end which Kakyoin's stand just works

[@Noobolon]

@@vurhn2009 "It just works" Howard, Todd

[@engineergaming427]

But what about ROAD ROLLE- sorry JOSEPH JOESTAR DA?

[@giov_moon]

"Impossibile! I just killed Dio right now!" "It is impossible to kill Dio!" "Understandable, have a nice day"

[@dio7901]

hah thats so FUNNY(i mean it)

[@Klowny_Gaming]

@@dio7901 hi another dio

[@dio7901]

hello

[@giov_moon]

@@Klowny_Gaming D4C confirmed?

[@alessandro_magni]

UnderSTANDable

[@blackfaceplant4004]

Kakyoin purposly let jotaro and joseph die so he could have holly all to himself.

[@Д.Б-ж6ь]

Lol

[@acapraichu4879]

*OUTSTANDING MOVE*

[@brandonvistan7444]

I was about to say that all he has to do is get rid of her husband, but it's not like he's ever there anyways.

[@mutantlistic24]

But Kakyoin is Dead

[@scara_dook]

@@mutantlistic24 this video is edited just imagine thats what kakyoin was planning if he didnt die

[@tantumego3407]

No matter how many times I rewatch this, I always find it a masterpiece that needs to be protected by all the costs

[@oOoOoOrangeOoO]

OMG PLOT TWIST KAKYOIN TEAMED UP WITH GERMAN SCIENCE :OOOO

[@bahbee1112]

What do you mean he IS German science

[@oOoOoOrangeOoO]

Bahbee watch the anime and you will get it bruh

[@seanbehnisch6185]

@@bahbee1112 Part skipper

[@thatboimudkip2302]

Bahbee *P A R T S K I P P E R* *V I R G I N*

[@oOoOoOrangeOoO]

Lolololol

[@もも-c3l5l]

The greatest stand ever: being able to throw Kakyoin around and yes i did make a typo of kakyoin being kakeoin xD

[@mackenziebarr1320]

"How'd you figure that one out?" "Trial and error."

[@rem-nl3dl]

@@mackenziebarr1320 lmao

[@delicantfrog454]

YIS

[@gay_madilynn]

Ah yes Cakeoin

[@imabakedpotato8187]

its to turn kakoyin into a donut

[@m.ibrahimf.siddiqui283]

Jotaro and joseph dies holly: alone kakyoin: oh yes its all coming together

[@theflyinga8575]

oh no *OHHHH NO NO NO*

[@zaq7856]

O h n o

[@Jo-Wilbe-Dina]

*YES! YES! YES! YES!.... Y E S !*

[@th_Wall_Boi]

And so, Josuke never met his father and Kira continued his killing spree. The end

[@ipapergrey6654]

You monster

[@ハナノアは痛くない公式]

花京院を吹っ飛ばせる能力wwwwwwwww

[@weirdasspaninieater3080]

This is the alternate universe where Kakyoin doesn't die a virgin

[@Yakjzak]

by banging jotaro mother?

[@ActiveTerrorism]

@@Yakjzak *Y E S*

[@frostybone]

@@Karoroki young darby is that u?

[@anacousticguitar2530]

nah bruh he already banged his mom

[@yolanderfresh5525]

He didn’t die a virgin in jojo Dio made sure of that 😏

[@COR4ZON]

The ending made me happy just because kakyoin didn’t die

[@starplatinum3748]

Jotaro and Joseph died

[@starplatinum3748]

F

[@Caragoner]

@@starplatinum3748 wait. If Jotaro is dead than so are you!

[@Hei-BK201]

yeah but i still want jotaro to live its a very hard decision for me

[@malekaren7241]

@@Hei-BK201 Kakyoin will still die even if he killed dio

[@Glacial7]

“The ability to make Kakyoin fly away” I mean that’d be amazing

[@hamvrh6183]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hoSWfn2Als-MnNk Hello, I think you will like this Jojo edit, Thanks

[@_RussiAnGame]

What about alternative. Stand name: The World Stand user: Dio Stand ability: Making Polnareff 2 stairs down.

[@69SUGOI]

then polnareff married that girl that washed him when he was turned into a child then koichi was born and he was the MC of part 4

[@Xiaofan2]

Wasn’t he always?

[@benjaminhaley3780]

and my sweet polnareff isn't murdered or crippled.

[@abandonedlmao9433]

@@benjaminhaley3780 no hes a turtle so hes jotaro backyard pet

[@abandonedlmao9433]

@@benjaminhaley3780 like jotaro's dolphins

[@benjaminhaley3780]

@@abandonedlmao9433 I am one of Jotaro's dolphins. Does this mean I get to see Turtle-reff.

[@rifatbobos]

Stand Master : *[Stroheim Noriaki]* Stand Name : *[German Stand Is The Best In The World]*

[@juliestaples7108]

Kakyoin and Stroheim:YOU UTTER FOOL GERMAN STAND AND SCIENCE ARE THE BEST IN THE WORLD everyone in ear shot:what Jotaro:yare yare

[@PaXoM420]

[Best German Stand In The World]*

[@jojofan8886]

Best stand in za Germany

[@zahinepic367]

*Best stand in ZA WARUDO

[@noname-mr4xu]

Thats what i thought too

[@zikry4787]

2:05 So we're all going to ignore the fact that Dio went all the way back to his mansion just to put Polnareff on the stairs

[@gollumvader7126]

In 9 seconds

[@boptodatop]

Polnareff:I'm just so sick of it!

[@nagitotheultimateluckykidd5160]

r/woooosh

[@tronus961]

@@nagitotheultimateluckykidd5160 Who's woooshed? Wheres the woooosh headed past? There wasn't anyone here who missed a joke.

[@vcreisle2943]

@@nagitotheultimateluckykidd5160 normie alert

[@pharaohboy8657]

I like how Kakyoin suddenly became German and won 🤣🤣 it’s Kakyoin’s bizarre Adventure

[@setsunadrive3709]

Kakyoin: Stop cheating Dio. I said no one can just deflect the Emerald Splash.

[@johnp9795]

Meanwhile in Germany: Stroheim: *VERE ZE FOCK ARE MINE UV LIGHTS?!*

[@bananamuncher741]

Dio: Sh-Sh-Shut up it's not like I-I-I want to turn you into a donut or anything.... hmph!

[@mollof7893]

It’s only Cheating if someone finds out

[@nightstorm65]

NO ONE CAN JUST DEFLECT THE GERMAN SCIENCE

[@annickgirouard8015]

Oh my go I'm imagining them just playing this as a neighborhood game

[@rjelevado2275]

Kakyoin's bizzare adventure: emerald is unbreakable

[@lennyschiavone5907]

Emerald Is Undefectable

[@gay_madilynn]

Milf crusaders

[@DMSGP19]

Stone milf

[@electrowizard2264]

Emerald wind

[@lennyschiavone5907]

@@electrowizard2264 *Vento di Smeraldo use the Italian Word

[@GottWaffe]

Stand Master: Kakyoin Noriaki Stand: Hierophant Green Ability: G E R M A N S C I E N C E (ty dude in the coments

[@neon_____]

*as a german, i can agree*

[@mrtaxcollector9552]

@@neon_____ I’m still wondering why Kakyoin hasn’t used his stand in a way where hierophant green pulls out an Stg-44 and switches it to full auto

[@light-codm1907]

Hability?

[@Sip_Dhit]

@@mrtaxcollector9552 Joseph style

[@justaweebpassingby2633]

@@light-codm1907 Hamonbility

[@Jushy_]

this insinuates that dio not only spared polnareffs life, but took the time to carry him across cairo back to the mansion and then run back to jotaro in 9 seconds and i'm all for it

[@brisking]

So dio instantly gains lipstick when he goes into fighting mode, goes back to his original outfit, gains lipstick again, kakyoin comes back from the dead and is actually german. *yeah seems legit*

[@Alien-ly1jo]

Your gonna ignore the fact Your cousin kakyoin killed dio

[@Sub2Technoblade]

seems legit

[@Alien-ly1jo]

@@Sub2Technoblade yes

[@macawweb2211]

the most oppressed gamer died and turned german

[@sinbad4696]

how would ik you were there

[@artifexvigen551]

Polnareff: *stabs Dio* Dio: ZA WARUDO! also Dio: *runs 30 miles while carrying polnareff over his head in the span of 5 seconds to take him back to the stairs* Polnareff: GOD DAMNIT

[@Sinstarclair]

Dio Flies

[@slushierr]

@@Sinstarclair In the span of five/nine seconds nevertheless

[@Umbr0]

"ZA WARUDO" ( Jotaro follows DIO with his eyes, as he pants and runs polnareff back to the mansion ) ( Runs back as time unfreezes ) " Kono di- guh...pant...phew...Kono dio d- *cough cough* "

[@JoseJoestrella]

@@Umbr0 Bakana, i Dio, feeling tired?

[@raymondertel1275]

Teleports back inserts polnareff there teleports back

[@viruzangel]

dios stand can send kakyion flying AND summons joseph AND stops time this stand is too good

[@DatGunitKilla]

Araki: Oh, FINE!! He will stop time, happy?

[@alessandromazza4557]

Also, it teleports Polnareff to the stairs inside Dio's mansion

[@Hamzter1234]

Alessandro Mazza woah that’s very situational but still

[@thatstrangeguy292]

Kakyoin remembered that the power of stroheim is stronger than the power of friendship.

[@VergilGaia]

0:17 Best Stand power EVER

[@raul1476]

It's very effective against kakyoin

[@eikonomachia]

Perfect to make people cry

[@klavt6663]

The best thing about this, Joseph is still in his character with saying that.

[@umcaranormal1214]

@@raul1476 congratulations you have 69 NICE likes

[@nada2663]

@@umcaranormal1214 não mais...

[@Naruto-sw2ks]

Kakyoin Bizarre adventure:Emerald Is Undeflectable

[@maninabavi1491]

Stand Name: [Kakyoin Higashikata] Stand Name: [Crazy Emerald]

[@patrykdabrowski1788]

@@maninabavi1491 more like emerald diamond

[@pampena3645]

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

[@Naruto-sw2ks]

@@pampena3645 YES!

[@highlynotrecommended8212]

Y e s

[@TenuousCatz]

Part 4 turns from David Bowie murder mystery with dolphin lover to Kakyoin really likes Josuke's mom and can't find David Bowie because of his massive *B O N E R*

[@Dropdeaddonuts]

100th like :3

[@toyalovemail]

I feel like Kakyoin would get along with Okuyasu really well

[@carminechavez7691]

Damn it David Bowie

[@Nekufan1000000]

Naw, David Bowie eventually threatens Josuke's mom, and that's when Kakyoin reveals his stand's version of the world, which lets him detect any threat to MILFs across the globe, pointing him right to the killer. Fans complain that Araki forgot Hierophant Green had that ability until the last minute, but really he was trying to build tension and using that would have cut the arc in half.

[@Fnafplushvids]

When you use your sweatshirt to cover your boner: STELTH

[@JacobKinsley]

I love the implication that dio is this all mighty stand user, but literally his only two stand powers are related to 2 random guys

[@cavemanbuddyolpal]

Make Polnareff two steps lower and Kakyoin fly away

[@wellno7377]

"My friendship with emerald splash is gone, now uv light is my best friend" -Noriyaki

[@ireneyang1443]

Noriaki

[@silentium8837]

LOL

[@RongDMemer]

NOKIAya

[@cancerwoman7669]

Yes

[@lebruhjames9378]

lmao

[@thiswasamistake123]

True art. -its sad -its funny -makes you cry but most importantly.. there is Kakyoin, which is gonna start a new show "Noriaki's Bizarre Adventure"

[@bananamuncher741]

Part 2: MILF HUNTING TENDENCIES

[@DariusGOLaru]

*HOLY SHIT THATS A GOOD IDEA*

[@DesiraiX16]

Ahem........... Kakyoins Canon first name is tenmei (araki confirmed it) just spreading knowledge because it's a common misconception

[@gerardonavarro3400]

i mean, in this timeline he continued the joestar bloodline so yeah

[@noxturne16]

Gowther part 1: DILF BLOOD

[@ikhwananimationsbeyondweeb4528]

I can't believe that Kakyoin is secretly the descendant of Stroheim

[@kingjongedorian6088]

It all makes sense now

[@zeynepdogan6125]

WHAT When does it say it?

[@kingjongedorian6088]

Whoosh

[@omggom2488]

@@zeynepdogan6125 you did not know it already? it is one of the biggest theorys regarding Jojo at the moment

[@BurnPerimeter]

@@omggom2488 WHAT

[@adudewhoisbored8206]

RIP Josuke and Jolyne Press F to pay respect

[@genjitheflyinggoat2117]

Stand Name: [Reich Cyborg] Stand User: [Stroheim] Stand Ability: [The power of German Science]

[@39lol79]

this sounds like a lit stand

[@milania2588]

The stand name lit tho🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@justaboringhooman]

German science is the greatest

[@rdr2v1nce7]

Jawohl

[@Yhwach_66]

@@rdr2v1nce7 jamoin

[@jotarokujo8984]

and then I suddenly came back in part 4....

[@zetkudragonser1975]

HOW????

[@paseo8787]

Yes You Still A Live

[@ZackShark1]

Ummm what the fuck

[@fungus2872]

@@ZackShark1 *German science*

[@sayozrespubilk894]

So it's same type of my stand

[@Caramelcat47]

"I meant it, when i said no one can just deflect the emerald splash." - Kakyoin 1988

[@doppioinahat7924]

No one can

[@draforgg5594]

Then everybody must be named no one.

[@doppioinahat7924]

@@draforgg5594 no please

[@doppioinahat7924]

@@zephyr8921 there shall be no one named no one

[@doppioinahat7924]

@@zephyr8921 mom hot

[@Letulily69]

I get it, the power of the world is to make kakyoin shoot the clock.

[@12thlegion38]

Then Kakyoin goes back to Japan and continues the Joestar bloodline with Holly

[@raph3699]

12th Legion XD

[@viditpandey9101]

Spitting out straight fax "If I was going to fall in love...then I'd want it to be with a woman like that."

[@homax7925]

I, Kakyoin Noriyaki have accomplished my dream.

[@underlustsans1682]

Ooh my gooood

[@jessbian]

I always forget that holly has joestar blood

[@kinglon3]

*Afterwards Kakyoin got laid by Holly.

[@joaoarthurbirkheuer8488]

And made a new joestar descendant

[@bananamuncher741]

@@joaoarthurbirkheuer8488 *The Noriaki's*

[@duck6745]

@@ginpachi.i josuke Is actually 6 years old in stardust crusaders

[@TrolleyMC]

And part 4 never happens

[@ljspencer3]

So kakyoin becomes jotaros dad

[@marcellinosebastian9406]

So if Kakyoin survived part 3, he’ll take Jotaro’s place in part 4. Josuke’s Mom: *chuckles* I’m in Danger

[@someguyyoufoundonyoutube8744]

legit as kakyoin's ability is literally tentacles and splash

[@BlackScreenProductions125]

@@someguyyoufoundonyoutube8744 oH.

[@proxyth7142]

If u really think about it part 4 would be way different cause Joseph died and Joseph cheated on suizen a after part 3 so josuke would never been born :/

[@GamingSpiral]

@@proxyth7142 pretty sure it was before but idk

[@mrtaxcollector9552]

@@GamingSpiral yes like 5 years prior to when stardust crusaders starts

[@dumbospace]

And now is kakyoin's emerald adventure

[@ziver6678]

*All the joestar's dies* *Holly alone* Kakyoin: Oh yes its all coming together.

[@Ponera-Sama]

>All the Joestars Giorno and Josuke: Am I a joke to you?

[@doomemes1778]

Jotaro's Father: Omg holly are you cheating on me ? Holly: I can explain ! Kakyoin: I have to continue the blood line, mister joestar.

[@shiikae7787]

GoForAPunch23 sadao kujo left holly and didn’t even come back, so it’s fine,

[@doomemes1778]

@@shiikae7787 i dont think he left her, just went to america or europe to make music, but now i thinking about it, it doesn't make sense bc he would come back in atleast 50 days

[@smickothesmickest]

THE NORIAKI BLOODLINE

[@kakyoin_gaming]

kakyoin cool

[@whenmexico4616]

Thank you for that message mr cool man

[@TheLastBlenderBender]

YES YES YES YES YES

[@c0des]

Cool

[@H3vean_slip]

Miniscale Queen I am

[@kakyoin_gaming]

@@H3vean_slip kakyoin

[@KoolaidHippie]

After doing some minor calculations- I have discovered that in order for Dio to bring Polnareff to the castle stairs (assuming it was exactly 30 miles away and back making 60 miles) he would have needed to travel over 43,200 mph to reach it In 2.5 seconds place him down and run back with his remaining 2.5 seconds. Meaning he Hauled ass over MACH 56 (56 times the speed of sound) in order to put the croissant man on the stairs AND he made it back without dying of exhaustion or sweating bullets even... (his legs keep breaking cause how much he runs lol) but if that was cannon he would have destroyed a large portion of just about everything around him just from the movement alone. To put that into perspective a meteorite that hit the town of Chelyabinsk, Russia was estimated to Travel around Mach 55 and the sonic boom it created was able to damage thousands of buildings in SIX CITIES across the region which resulted in 1,500 people getting injured... now imagine that but with dio going mach 56... Polnareff would have died before even getting there... rip croissant boi... Also please correct me if I made any calculation mistakes, even if I did I’m sure Dio is still hauling ass but I’m still interested in knowing his true speed- Sources: www.universetoday.com/77077/how-fast-is-mach-1/amp/ (article where I found the meteorite story) www.kylesconverter.com/speed-or-velocity/miles-per-hour-to-miles-per-second (this is the calculator I used to get his mph which I calculated by dividing 60 by 5 the amount of miles and the time limit and i got 43,200) My calculator- it did all the work by calculating 43,200 divided by 767

[@particle0]

The teacher in Assassination Classroom can go Mach 20 iirc

[@KoolaidHippie]

rel00p so not even half of dios estimated speed

[@LucarioDoT]

Your calculations might be correct, but this is stopped time. If physics still took place (or actually cared), shockwaves would probably be caused just from the movement in stopped time alone. You're still moving at a infinite amount of speed. Moving Polnareff is just done at a faster infinite amount of speed.

[@hawaiw1i180]

i saw this on reddit

[@victardoold]

give this man a badge

[@flyingtawteaspanda8310]

Why is nobody talking about how well this is edited. Respect

[@justsomeguywithoutamustach8816]

0:19 You fool! Secret of DIO's stand The World is... To move Polnareff down the stairs

[@FF30002]

Yes , somebody without me write about polnaredd and stairs

[@moacruz9861]

Dio send polnareff back to mansion omg, heeheehee

[@ochinchindaisuki7907]

YAKAMASHI

[@FF30002]

@@ochinchindaisuki7907 ho , you apporaching me?

[@ChampionOfDorkwall]

I suppose you also saw those Russian videos from Запомни меня?

[@officialooferyz]

1990s: Oil Tanker 2015: Road Roller Da 2020: *JOESPH JOESTAR DA*

[@FF30002]

Pretty good joke bro

[@HalurLad]

But in the same years in Jojo

[@moacruz9861]

That was funny xd.

[@Rexx-3233]

but this vid was made in 2019

[@hananzaidan1977]

Nice joke but you typo

[@ramiasalloum7637]

So, this is where people get the “KONO KAKYOIN DA” profile picture.

[@kuailiangbruh]

Wait a minute... How you still alive dio kill's you.

[@ramiasalloum7637]

Sub Zero meh I live in johnny’s soul

[@WassupMyG___]

Yare yar..oh wait i'm wrong..i was trying to say..Oh,you're app...never mind i'm fucking pathetic

[@yaboyjaygotit]

Wrryy..

[@kuailiangbruh]

Nani

[@Ashiroudesu]

*Kakyoin dies* later... Kakyoin: sup guys im back

[@Xaike69]

Jolyne: why u want to restart the universe? Pucci:

[@Random_Iceberg]

Jolyne: Why do you want to save that red head milf huntin' ass

[@martvinegar3431]

Pucci:So that I can pull the biggest "f*ck you" to Jotaro by having him marrie Holly.

[@menh6619]

Jotaro, is that you??

[@woodoospirit6346]

Pucci: because that old fricking prick Joseph joestar cheated on his wife suzie q with a teen when he was like 80 and josuke was born

[@tinaliberty6567]

"It is impossible to kill DIO!" Pucci: I agree Kars and the sun: are we a joke to u?

[@thetan3066]

For Kars, yes, you are always a joke.

[@someguyyoufoundonyoutube8744]

@@thetan3066 except for space and volcanoes

[@GunParkYamazaki]

Wait why did the guy with the sun stand not kill dio?

[@edisonuhicantthinkofanythi4697]

@@GunParkYamazaki watch Hamon beat debunking part 3 u will understand

[@khada225]

@@GunParkYamazaki possibly because the stand does not emit light energy, unlike the actual stand and hamon.

[@damnyejustgotbewitchedbyth2802]

yo

[@kazmillermgs005]

They lucky

[@dangel2077]

Imagine getting killed by some ice cream -This post was made by the remaining crusaders gang

[@kriss4882]

Eyes of heaven gang

[@dioismydad2873]

I can’t even!

[@Solzen_]

Imagine letting DIO move in -This post was made by the kzbin.info/www/bejne/m6q9hJutbcd0nrM gang.

[@greypace3169]

The "20 Meter radius UV light!" was the best

[@biq5743]

“You expected Dio, but it was ME, KAKYOIN!”

[@doppioinahat7924]

It was I

[@randomuser7638]

@@doppioinahat7924 Well played

[@bolormaam6143]

Jojo villain’s fears Dio Brando: oceans DIO: sunlight the pillar mens: german science

[@justaflyingskelatonwithatr3859]

@Winspearr BRRRRAKA MONAGA!

[@sanicishere7295]

Sekai ichi!

[@LunicoESolo]

I'm afraid too of German Science. Who wouldn't?

[@muffetundertale882]

@Law Gaming Americans, because they have *G U N S*

[@yumijandro7761]

Diavolo: broken preservative Kira: medics Part 6 and 7 Pucci: oxygen and people from the north Valentine: *rotato* , bad luck and age

[@enque2970]

K: We will remembet Jotaro and Joseph... P: Hey, what about Avdol and I- K: *SHUT!*

[@oabloalter]

*_crying in french_*

[@evelynphipps610]

IIIIIGGGGGGGGYYYYYYY

[@Lukman_Is_Real]

See ya

[@hendisimangunsong4867]

Thumbnail achievement: ur first kiss was with kakyoin!

[@marrtinyang]

Stand: The World Stand User: Dio Brando Stand Ability: Making Kakyoin Fly Away And Using Joseph Joestar To Kill His Grandson

[@np5229]

And also to teleport Polnareff back to mansion stairs

[@nyetasgard8795]

@@np5229 he use ability to fly Polnareff back

[@niggussimmals9649]

Yes, with the ability to move polnareff back to the mansion stiars

[@Choccy_Milk0001]

and he made kakyoin use his secret super power german technology!!!

[@Choccy_Milk0001]

@Mostafa Salem its a joke remember when kakyoin defeats dio with 'german technology' in this vid?

[@tronic4347]

2:57 “Heard you could deflect the emerald splash. Deflect this”

[@patheticest]

Cry about it

[@titoperez117]

"party this you fucking casual"

[@uhhhprussia]

@@patheticest Alright get good emo

[@heheheha4132]

DIO : *Proceeds to deflect the UV lights to Kakyoin and made him get deadly diseases from it* Kakyoin : KONO kakyoin DA *dies*

[@prospectoridv]

Kakyoin: cry me a river *Dio has blood everywhere* Kakyoin: or that.

[@boktorinator693]

Bruh I just want kakyoin and jotaro to live

[@dexiceball4930]

I want everybody to live like Avdol Iggy and kakyoin

[@sabeeqfatih6224]

@@dexiceball4930 ik i want it too

[@hiskobab8687]

@@sabeeqfatih6224 same but it won't be realistic if someone dident die but. I wich kakyoin survived that punch. TwT

[@ZackShark1]

Thx bro

[@vulpin7150]

Why can't they all just freaking live

[@slmeonesomelne9920]

I like how polnareff has plot armor cuz he's essentially needed for golden wind

[@d1no850]

"DIO'S Ability is to make Kakyoin fly away!" "Kakyoin, i finally get your dying message!"

[@ZigIsLegitHim]

no....DIO'S TRUE ABILITY IS TO THROW CONSTRUSCTION EQUIPMENT AT JOTARO!!!!!!!!!

[@christiankirby8092]

@@ZigIsLegitHim And only at Jotaro.

[@ZigIsLegitHim]

Yes

[@ZigIsLegitHim]

Only jotaro

[@debasishgoswami9896]

@@ZigIsLegitHim No only on jojos

[@phoenixwarden8647]

So, he sent Polnareff ALL THE WAY BACK to Dio’s mansion

[@gamyhernandez3902]

Yes

[@minichins]

Yes

[@vidicpoh8365]

Yes

[@cl4655]

Yes

[@КанатСулейменов-л1д]

Yes

[@disabledp4457]

"After all this happened koichi hirose take his dog for a walk" -the end

[@jeat8986]

chiken nugget what a reliable guy

[@Laci11280]

Eventually he stopped thinking.

[@Sam-tx5py]

chiken nugget don’t forget that diavolo dies (we want this to technically be cannon)

[@champagnegascogne9755]

After koichi went his dog for a walk dio kicked his dog and cooked it

[@Sam-tx5py]

ビッグディックダチ I’ll take a dog. And Eat It!!

[@braddavis8909]

0:33 context is everything and in this scene Kakyoin just looks so completely disappointed and its very funny to me

[@anormalperson9050]

You thought it was jotaro who killed Dio But it was me kakyoin ! Edit: thanks for the likes :D

[@robinnguyen9415]

Giorno Brando wait, your giorno

[@Yakjzak]

what is this cross-season episode?

[@shaftcity5842]

Hi

[@katsu8255]

@@shaftcity5842 It Was I HISOKA

[@Wexor.]

Kono Kakyoin da

[@rhinocogaming1189]

Stand User: Noriaki Kakyoin Stand Name: Heirophant Green Requiem UV Stand Ability: 20-meter UV light

[@ahmadmaulanahd6522]

Lol

[@hankflitz7409]

And making Dio’s head f++king explode

[@WassupMyG___]

No its heirophant green german uv mode

[@joutakujo9773]

Is nobody going to mention Polnareff getting sent back to the stairs-

[@ThatDeviousClub]

@Josh Cortez Music You dont even have to be a true fan or even a fan, you would had to just watched those episodes

[@ziadahmed3412]

Araki forgot

[@jangofett550]

ZA WARUDO

[@TitanGenericGod]

Walk down if you wish to serve me once more Walk up if you wish to die

[@julianbetonta59]

The edit is really smooth that my brain think that this is official

[@jotarokujo3745]

0:41 "(I, Jotaro Joestar, will kill you for cheating on Suzie Q)" LMAO

[@Goofy_Bread]

In hebunsu Jotaro:i jotaro joestar Will kill you for cheating on suzie q Joseph:My grandson eally doesn't have any mercy

[@jotarokujo3745]

@@Goofy_Bread I ain't female

[@Goofy_Bread]

@@jotarokujo3745 Nobody said you were a girl

[@normalguylol8051]

@@Goofy_Bread he didnt understand it cause he dont speak English

[@Goofy_Bread]

@@normalguylol8051 LMAO

[@Kianakaslanatunak423]

This is what would’ve happened if Joseph was a idiot and didn’t understand Kakyoin’s actual message

[@creightonofmirrah2479]

Yep. Kakyoin takes matters into his own hands and saves everyone...Or maybe just polnarref,they are equally plausible if he doesn't die

[@Sekiro0035]

If kakyoin didn't tell joseph dio's stand ability he could have pretended he was dead and there was a slight chance he could have escaped

[@Kianakaslanatunak423]

@@Sekiro0035 he kinda has a hole in his stomach, how exactly is he supposed to survive?

[@Al_musawi14]

@@Kianakaslanatunak423 plot armor

[@bywfqga7888]

Plot twist: it was okuyasu

[@Minute_Sniper]

20 metres emerald splash is genius but i like 20 metres UV light more

[@TheOverlordEND]

That is one hell of UV light

[@loganbatis5573]

Reflecting the UV lights with the emeralds

[@haia3019]

YES! IT IS!

[@zlugio803]

@@loganbatis5573 and then a rock falls out of the sky

[@sanduba57]

@@zlugio803 SHIZAAAAA

[@lakimaster9147]

Kakyoin became main character

[@rickyranggasaputra7926]

"Jotaro Joestar isn't real, it can't hurt you" Jotaro Joestar: 0:40

[@ElectroLXR]

The alternate universe where Jotaro is a Joestar

[@associatefree]

Joseph kujo

[@TheShape45]

Bruh Jotaro is a joestar ever if his name is jotaro cujoh

[@acapraichu4879]

@@TheShape45 but it doesn't sound as original as Joestar. It makes Jotaro sounds more like a Joestar descendant

[@myocardialinfarction6947]

Yeah, Kujo Jotaro would be upset

[@vishu8793]

You thought it was Dio but, *Kono Rero da*

[@linjudy5644]

hahahahahahahaha, I die😂

[@SuperMarioDude]

"I am lick"

[@HectorFPP]

Can't upvote for it's 666 likes 🤘🏻

[@hope-9475]

Kakyoin’s real name was revealed: Kakyoin Stroheim

[@tashkent561]

Actually it would be Noriaki Stroheim, since Kakyoin is actually his family name.

[@CindersGD]

@@tashkent561 wooooosh

[@CoolManCoolMan123]

@@CindersGD don't woooosh him/her. He/she actually made the joke better by making noriaki stroheim, which sounds better than Kakyoin stroheim.

[@Pecutanmaut]

@@CoolManCoolMan123 true

[@Jamey22794]

In asia last name and first name is opposite